#dick & jason

[camillomea]

promise?

Jason stared at the phone screen for a while. His eyebrows were furrowed with what his father had said. He called Dick and the phone rang for a while. Then a voice said, "Hello."

Jason paused, then said, "Dick." The sound of glass falling to the ground was followed by a series of curses.

The corner of Jason's mouth twitched, "Are you okay, Dicky?" he said.

Dick said, "Am I okay? Am I okay?! How am I? I've been mourning my little brother for years, and then I look up. I find out that my goddamned dead little brother is back, and not only that, he's decided to kill our father!" he said.

Jason flinched at this. But when he realized that his voice was filled with relief instead of anger, he froze. Dick asked, "Are you okay, Jaybird?"

Jason flinched at the familiar nickname; he hadn't heard that idiot in a long time. After a short pause, he said, "Better."

Dick asked, "Promise?"

Jason said quietly, “Promise.”

[sunriseovergotham]

characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that

[ochibrochi]

america's sweetheart olympian 🥇

[flyrobinflyy]

NOBODY FUCKING MOVE.

[se-qo]

alfred gave them the sheets

[h-l-w]

[jellllllo-bowl]

gotham rainy nights

i firmly believe in Duke doing silly things with his power

hiding under your dad's cape when it's pouring outside can be something very special + bat-rain-poncho, several years later

[mysterycitrus]

lbr he doesnt stand a chance against a real clownoisseur

[incorrect-batfam-quotes-mostly]

Bruce: Today I realised I'm old

Clark: What happened?

Bruce: I fell in the kitchen and instead of laughing, all my kids came running to see if I was ok

Clark:

Bruce: I saw fear in their eyes

[boombaux]

[that-sea-sponge]

Your honor, I see no lies here.

[sunaddicted]

I love the idea of all the batkids kinda being weird with Bruce's money - Dick doesn't want it; Tim has his own money; Damian was born in luxury and doesn't really comprehend Bruce showing affection with money. And then there's Jason texting Bruce something like "put a couple of hundreds on my bank account" or just forwarding Bruce his bills because goddamn, that boy has pride but he's not stupid: if the old man wants to pay, let him fucking pay.

[paintedimagery]

This is stupid, I spent too long on this lmao

[boundbyreading]

Simone Di Meo batboys

[amorkuku]

[fckbatmanhiskidsareminenow]

multilingual batkids. they learn each others languages so they can mix and match. for example:

tim in french: have you figured out how we’re gonna tell b we’re not going to that gala yet?

damian in arabic: no i thought that was thomas’ job?

duke french: me? no jason said he’d do something

jason in arabic: hey don’t drag me into this!

dick in romani: i’m gonna kill him i really i am

steph in russian: who are we killing?

dick in english: ah! nobody! wait i didn’t know you spoke romani

tim in greek: you’re an asshole

jason in english: wait my greek is rusty say it again slowly

tim in greek: you’re an asshole

jason: …. you motherfucker

cass signing: nice drawing

damian in chinese: thank you

dick yelling at bruce about something he did

jason in spanish: what language is he speaking right now?

tim also in spanish: uh all of them i think

jason: does bruce even know-

tim: no he doesn’t