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so fucking normal abt this cat
#I WAS DOING IT FOR GIGGLES BUT HE ACTUALLY DOES COME TO ME WHEN I DO THAT 😭😭😭#like I have to crouch and clap my hands and hold them out like ‘here boy!!! come here!!! 😊’ like with a dog#what makes this funnier is if I try this with my grandmas dog he ignores me so I really didn’t expect it to work#multiple times on top of that. my good precious boy my handsome boy#he was annoying Joey again by the side of the house so my mom went to break up the fight#the minute he saw her he ran to her even though he’s probably the one that started it lmao#he likes playing with the little rubber ducky in the backyard and rubbing his face on the screen door#Swiper#diary#doodles#sona#puppysona
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bonaventure cemetery 🤍
august 2024
#when i was in 4th grade one of my teachers wanted me to write a poem for an assembly thing#and they didn’t give me a theme so naturally i wrote a poem about this specific cemetery. for some reason#the school called my mom and made me write a new poem 😒#i was such a morbid little girl lol#mine#my art#photography#photo diary#photographers on tumblr#southern gothic#southern goth#southern gothic aesthetic#regional gothic#cemetery#graveyard#nature#naturecore#spanish moss#bonaventure#savannah#gothic#goth aesthetic#angel#sculpture
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Cut Chardee scene from Dennis and Dee's Mom is Dead...
#paralleling dee getting charlie ready for his date in bangs dennis' mom lowkey#ignore this being its a wedding to her father#hes all hyped up after reading her diary if you forgot the context here lol#iasip#chardee#sunny scripts
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honestly, the people bitching about an objectively insane episode of wwdits are SO BORING. it's just a silly little comedy about some idiot vampires that live together and commit atrocities in new york. like what is so difficult to comprehend about that.
of course lazslo would create horrifying animal lab experiments that can talk that guillermo has to take care of.
of course nandor and colin are besties.
of course nadja makes 50 dunkin runs for a crazy lady.
it's just a weird show that is outrageous and funny and sometimes carries an emotional wallop. it's not fucking rocket science.
#wwdits#wwdits s5#wwdits spoilers#what we do in the shadows#i just#was it the best episode of television i've ever seen? no.#was it the worst? no fucking way.#it was just ... INSANE#absolutely batshit crazy#and sometimes that's fine#stop assuming everything has to be ~prestige television~ or it's bad#like that is a TERRIBLE way to consume media#anyway it was weird and silly and colin and nandor having a besties moment just HIT SO HARD#and like y'all are so pressed about these frankenstein creations that you're forgetting NEW NANDOR LORE DROPPED#LIKE WHY ARE HIS CLOTHES AND DIARY AND HIS MOM'S NECKLACE IN A FUCKING MUSEUM#HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO#PAY ATTENTION LOSERS#edit: HAHAHA OHMYGOD WHY DID I SAY NEW JERSEY#sorry i didn't realize i even typed that
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I like that early on in network effect, murderbot is like “im SO glad bots can’t reproduce and have children that are going to be rebellious and not listen and act out” and then proceeds to have a child that rewrites its directive and gets into its head and brings another entire secunit back
#murderbot diaries#between this and amena calling it third mom it is not beating the parenthood allegations
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Watching pnf with my mom earlier and she said, directed at Doof, "quit cursing Perry. You love Perry."
and a few days ago, we were watching another episode and Doof said "I hope something terrible happened to him," and my mom said "No you don't, cause then you wouldn't have a nemesis"
this is a perryshmirtz household!!
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I love you fucked up tv shows I love you gorey movies I love you traumatized characters who perpetuate the cyclical nature of abuse while still managing to remain sympathetic I love you intentionally morally ambiguous media that exists specifically to pose questions about psychology, ethics, and human nature I love you unflinching examinations of what it means to dance the line between acceptable and unacceptable behaviors I love you I love you I love you
#I’m having a moment. happy sugar life was GOOD man#I’m just gonna. tag this with my favorite psychologically scarring media because MAN.#ode to them and the way they make me feel about life and living and the people around me fr <3#happy sugar life#danganronpa#squid game#lolita#demon slayer#goddamnit there’s probably so many more that I’m forgetting#six feet under#<- currently watching that one with my mom and I truly cannot recommend it ENOUGH#future diary#<- MY FUCKING BELOVED. GOD IT’S SO FUCKING GOOD#sweet home#(except i’m ignoring the ending because i personally think it sucked and undermined the whole message of the comic)#feel free to add your own here too btw!! I need some good recommendations teehee :3#your turn to die#FORGOT THAT ONE WHOOPS#saw franchise#corpse party
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imagine hating on me and i’m in my room like this
#imma shift to bang ur mom#AND UR DAD#reality shifting#shiftblr#shifters#shifting#shifting antis dni#shifting community#shifting diary#shifting motivation#shifting blog
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The theory that Levin is Garroth's son enrages me, because Garroth would not have willingly had an affair with his lord's wife. It's out of character, and just doesn't seem like the kind of thing he would have done.
But the theory has basis in canon, and that honestly just makes me madder, because it demonstrates just how little Jess seemed to understand her own characters. And besides, the whole thing with Levin's mom was about how Levin is Irene's closest descendant, so why doesn't his design look at all like Irene? It just seems like a really weird choice to me. Levin should look like Aphmau. There's precident for it. And it would have been a way to interestingly foreshadow the fact that Aphmau was Irene.
But no, we need more pointless drama. Are we freakin' ignoring the fact that Garroth's own mother had an affair-baby, and it nearly cost her marriage, and possibly her life? Even aside from his moral compass and code of honour, Garroth would NOT. Unless we're saying she freakin assaulted him, then-
Oh god.
Oh no.
Oh no.
If she did, but Garroth never came foreward because he thought it was shameful-
Oh fuck.
#aphmau mcd#garroth ro'meave#mcd garroth#mcd levin#mcd rewrite#mcd#minecraft diaries#levin's mom#mcd theory#kind of a ramble but uh#Welp
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Giggling about Aph's mini-love interest children until i thought about what if they realized it in-universe
Levin having fuzzy memories of pulling at his mom's flower crown, given to her by a man who looked a bit like him. It wasn't his dad, but it must have been someone who made his mom happy. Maybe he's still out there keeping Mom safe. Maybe he'll be the one to make sure she comes home... no matter the cost.
Malachi getting some street smarts lessons from Laurance. Being an adopted kid of a lord, feeling like an outsider and just trying your best to hold your sibling's hand and keep them safe? Yeah, Laurance gets it. It's just a couple tips on avoiding bad circles and keeping your wits about you, but Malachi flashes back to them constantly while trying to help Levin.
Lilith Garnet carrying on the souls of two Lord's lost beloveds through her very name. Two people who have had far more tears shed for them than she'll ever be able to repay. I don't even have more to say here, I'm just sad :(
#levin hoping the man protects his mom as gar TRAPS HIMSELF IN THE IRENS DIMENSION TO SAVE HER GACJDKDJFF#no but lilith must have had the NASTIEST identity crisis phase#'where did my name come from mom :D' 'my dead husband's dead wife and my alive husband who i thought was kinda dead' '😦'#aphmau#aphblr#minecraft diaries#aphverse#aphmau mcd#laurance zvahl#garroth ro'meave#mcd#mcd aphmau#mcd levin#aphmau levin#aphmau malachi#mcd malachi#is it lilith or lillith lmao. ig ill tag both#mcd lillith garnet#mcd lilith garnet#lillith garnet
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finishing persona at the same time i got a part in mamma mia has lead me to some places
#persona 5#shujin trio#akira kurusu#ann takamaki#ryuji sakamoto#morgana#mamma mia#mamma mia au#which isn’t … really an au I have absolutely smashed this musical into his backstory/future story#anyway tfw you find your moms diary and the possible nights of your conception she was with three different dudes#not a common feel but I think joker persona 5 could have that moment#he deserves an ABBA musical…..#and you can’t tell me that Sojiro wouldn’t fucking destroy SOS….. hello#AND AKECHI LAY ALL YOUR LOVE HELLO?????????#the funniest thing to me is that I forgot zenkichi was on the dad list but he’s trans and hanami is cis so.#the mental gymnastics that akira finding out Zenkichi is trans later on would send him into……
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Vicús cat vessel from Peru (200 BCE - 600CE)
Pop cat (2020)
#I went to the wild cats exhibit at the ROM and had a good time#my mom bought matching cat salt and pepper shakers because we couldnt get over how cute they look#they’re literally snuggling into each other!!!!!!!!!#we also stopped by a stationary store and got a blind box of praying cat figurines#I’m gonna put it at the altar when we get home and see how long it takes my dad to notice#diary#yapping
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“To my sweet boy, Levin:
The string of notes will keep us together. If you ever want to learn who I was, please just listen. You may not know me, but you will know my melody.
With all the love in the world,
your mother, Matilda"
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Aphtober day 1: together
Yeah so I saw the prompt "together" and couldn't stop thinking of Levin and his many parents but also his music box. Matilda never got to see him grow up, but l like to think she'd be proud of him for becoming lord like he rightfully should have.
She'd also be happy to know he's so well loved by so many, yet her music box is still a part of him :)
(Aphtober is by @vyladromeave ! Go check em out for the prompt list <3)
#for the pictures in the corner#the back one is a family drawing by levin and malachi#the from one says we <3 you mom and they signed their names#I just couldn’t stop thinking of levin in this prompt and this was the result#also hi! been a while since I’ve posted art#aphmau#aphblr#minecraft diaries#mcd#aphmau mcd#garroth romeave#zoey taltatheil#levin mcd#malachi mcd#Aphtober 2024#oh also ignore how bad the houses look#I just needed to add it for background purposes but didn’t feel like it
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listen I’ve been plagued by idea of Apothecary Diaries AU and Rook is MaoMao you need to see my vision—
#twisted wonderland#rook hunt#apothecary diaries au#kusuriya no hitorigoto#listen it’s just funny like#boy got kidnapped and sold to palace to work as staff#ends up being so chaotic people wonder how he isn’t executed yet for breaking so much servant behavior rules#he emits strong ‘I’m not the one locked with you here y’all are locked here with me’#rook is a child of forest hence why he’s knowledgeable about herbs and animals#vil probably near screeching when he spots rook casually drinking one of his poisons#rook is vil’s very useful but also really insane headache#lmfao listen rook seeing vil (who pretends to be one of officials) and saying like you’re as beautiful as my moms and sisters at brothel#vil is high key scandalized and intrigued because that’s definitely wasn’t meant as an insult#local future king in training in disguise accidentally falling hard for a peasant brothel boy who also helps to solve him cases#yep seems about accurate#listen rook being his usual high key flirty self but being absolutely oblivious to someone being interested in him
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good meowning, happy mother's day to me 😌
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'I was in an environmental suit now and Amena had made my hair fluffy (she was trying to make me feel better).'
Okay but I'm imagining that Amena ruffled Murderbot's hair. She probably had to stand on her tip-toes to do it.
#“never touch me again” my ass#“okay third mom.”#She's so attached to MB and its so sweet!#adopted step-daughter confirmed#tmbd#the murderbot diaries#murderbot#murderbot diaries#amena mensah
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