#dex/everyone

[essektheylyss]

Honestly it's so funny that we know Essek's intelligence score. We have so little else about his stats, but we do have his exact intelligence score pinned, cuz he happened to get roped into being thrown into one of if not the only scenario in the entire dang game where that exact number is relevant. Otherwise we could've gone on forever with, "Well, as an NPC wizard he sure does have a high int mod."

But no, now we know that he's the smartest boi because he happened to get dragged into the Astral Sea with another wizard with whom he was engaged in flirtatious competition. 😌

[wardingshout]

Family for day 6 of SpeSilverWeek! Edition uuh found biological and crime I guess...

[satsuha]

pokemon stuff

[famousinfamous]

Dex: *breaks into the registery files aka supposedly the one of the highest security databases in the whole world and while he’s doing it breaks into all the other intelligent species networks as well. Supposedly manifests at twelve but he says he’s always been good with gadgets so he probably manifested before that. Manages to restrict the abilities of a literal super elf who was ‘made’ by some on the smartest elves and gnomes to ever exist (they spent years ‘making’ her by the way.) does this all before he turns 14* litterally everyone in the series: yeah that seems normal

[yunamiudon]

It's time to post my works I didn't post last year

(Inspired by this tweet)

[telugu-girl-13]

why do yall think team valiant was even included in the series, from a writer perspective? i dont remember many specific details about it, but i know some of the more unrecognized characters were in it, including stina. if one of shannon's goals for the team was to bring stina's character back into play and give her a redemption arc, she basically destroyed that for herself. its unlikely that that was the only reason it was created, but if it was, there was practically no point of the team, then.

[lotusishere]

You know I used to be so delusional that I thought (when I was younger) when I first read kotlc that the elves were queer coded. Middle school me 100% believed that being queer or gay was just natural and a untalked about thing. (It was because Della was talking about gender norms not being a thing and stuff) I fully believed that match making papers asked questions like “what do you prefer? Men? Women? The bendys?” And you would fill it out. Funny enough I just made it up and believed that for years until i thoroughly read the newer books and realized that there are no gay people.

[teenagegirl-forever]

guys quick question hypothetically if you had a friend that wasn’t human, and you needed to show them about christmas, what movies would you make them watch??

need it for a fic lol, somehow the only two i can come up with are home alone (which i haven’t even watched) and nativity (which i think is maybe a bit too british for a kotlc fic 😭😭)

[foggyinphx]

Now that I've spent a little time licking my wounds in a corner, I'm gonna present two groups.

SPOILERS FOR SEASON 2!

Group A

-Multiple officers at Josie's bar

-White Tiger

-Luca

-Adam

-Dex's prison guard and doctor

-Many AVTF officers who faced Frank

-Commissioner Gallo

Group B

-Foggy Nelson

-Benjamin Poindexter

-Angela Del Toro

-Muse

-Cole North

Group A is everyone who died due to extreme injury to the head. Most by bullet, two by scissors, and one by rage squeezing.

Group B are people who seemingly suffered deadly injuries. One self-revived in front of our eyes, one was saved by medical intervention, and the other 3 are all appearing in season 2 (somehow someway). All of their heads are fully intact. Yet, only one of these is being presented by some fans as irreversible and incontravertible. Considering he's in group B... clearly they wanted to keep the option open.

[front-facing-pokemon]

[motheringbird]

If keeper of the lost cities was both realistic and for an older audience this is how keefe coming back from the human realm would go:

Sophie: so did you learn anything about how we can beat the Neverseen? Anything useful?

Keefe: holy shit have you heard of these things called GUNS?!?! Here, I went to this place called a Walmart and got one for each of our friends, the Neverseen won’t know what hit them!! 😏

*Cut to 20 pages later where the Neverseen are eradicated and they decide to turn on the council and rebuild a new system*

[tgwdlmreprised]

no hf moment will ever piss me off more than emma running away crying after melissa says "ya i saw ur boyfriend were fucking now" like She wouldnt fucking say that emmas first ever scene is her flipping off a rude customer At work she wouldve been like "yeah that didnt happen crazy bitch"

[king-vixen-the-third]

Decided these needed to be fully colored.

[kaitosdex]

Pokémon #0094-Gengar

"Being the result of evolution via trading, Gengar are rarely found in the wild, though they can be found in dark places where shadows form. Deep in the night, you may feel a sudden chill and your shadow may suddenly overtake you. It is actually a Gengar pretending to be your shadow. Its body acts as a heat sink, cooling the temperature by nearly 10 °F (5 °C)."

[lotusishere]

I’m tired of the elves saying that they’re all equal and proceed to not be equal. Wdym you’re at the peace summit and you’re saying everyone is equal and gets a voice. But the second someone is born without an ability, give birth to twins or more or is a twin or more, or are a bad match. Theyre immediately middle class to lower class. People who never see all of their own world because they’re seen as LESS than other elves. But they don’t see it unless they’re Ñot privileged???? Sigh. I’m tired of their shenanigans and their delusional thinking.

[elgatoarcoiris]

Hello! Could you make some fanart of me for my tumblr pls!

-silveny (don't ask how she has tumblr)

Someone stop her shes getting away ‼️‼️

Hope you like it !!! It was really fun to draw silveny and sophie being silly🫶