#devsisters when i get you

[windfannumbuh1]

So anything but wind archer huh ?

[fataltheartist]

Compassionate Pure Vanilla Cookie

[3ct0plasma]

cookie run fans when a 10 year old casual player misgenders dog food cookie on the fandom wikia

[beeholyshit]

Elder Faerie you BETTER come home or else

[sharky-the-idiot]

Me: man I really want to get Rainbow Sherbet Cookie... I guess I'll get Witches Castle so I can get her....

Witches Castle:

[gootarts]

as of 8/3, the most recently updated version of this post is here (it's a reblog of this exact post with more info added)

as a lot of you know, limbus company recently fired its CG illustrator for being a feminist, at 11 pm, via phone call, after a bunch of misogynists walked into the office earlier that day and demanded she be fired. on top of this, as per korean fans, her firing went against labor laws---in korea, you must have your dismissal in writing.

the korean fandom on twitter is, understandably, going scorched earth on project moon due to this. there's a lot currently going on to protest the decision, so i'm posting a list here of what's going on for those who want to limit their time on elon musk's $44 billion midlife crisis impulse purchase website (if you are on twitter, domuk is a good person to follow, as they translate important updates to english). a lot of the links are in korean, but generally they play nicely with machine translators. this should be current as of 8/2.

Statements condemning the decision have been issued by The Gyeonggi Youth Union and IT Union.

A press conference at the Gyeonggido Assembly will occur on 8/3, with lawmakers of the Gyeonggi province (where Project Moon is based) in attendance. This appears driven by the leader of the Gyeonggi Youth Union.

The vice chairman of the IT union--who has a good amount of experience with labor negotiations like these--has expressed strong support for the artist and is working to get media coverage due to the ongoing feminist witch hunts in the gaming industry. Project Moon isn't union to my knowledge, but he's noted that he's taken on nonunion companies such as Netmarble (largest mobile game dev in South Korea) by getting the issue in front of the National Assembly (Korea's congress).

Articles on the incident published in The Daily Labor News, Korean Daily, multiple articles on Hankyoreh (one of which made it to the print edition), and other news outlets.

Segments about the termination on the MBN 7 o' clock news and MBC's morning news

Comments by Youth Union leaders about looking into a loan made to Project Moon via Devsisters Ventures, a venture capital firm. Tax money from Gyeonggi province was invested in Devsisters in 2017, and in 2021, Devsisters gave money to Project Moon. The Gyeonggi Youth Union is asking why hard-earned tax money was indirectly given to a company who violates ESG (environmental, social and governance) principles.

Almost nonstop signage truck protests outside Project Moon's physical office during business hours until 8/22 or the company makes a statement. This occurs alongside a coordinated hashtag campaign to get the issue trending on Twitter in Korea. The signage campaign was crowd-funded in about 3 hours.

A full boycott of the Limbus Company app, on both mobile and PC (steam) platforms. Overseas fans are highly encouraged to participate, regardless if whether they're F2P or not. Not opening the app at all is arguably the biggest thing any one person can do to protest the decision, as the app logs the number of accounts that log on daily. For a new gacha such as Limbus, a high number of F2P daily active users, but a small number of paying users is often preferable to having a smaller userbase but more paying users. If the company sees the number of daily users remain stable, they will likely decide to wait out any backlash rather than apologize.

Digging up verified reviews from previous employees regarding the company's poor management practices

Due to the firing, the Leviathan artist has posted about poor working conditions when making the story. As per a bilingual speaker, they were working on a storyboard revision, and thought 'if I ran into the street right now and got hit by a car and died, I wouldn't have to keep working.' They contacted Project Moon because they didn't want their work to be like that, and proposed changes to serialization/reduction in amount of work per picture/to build up a buffer of finished images (they did not have any buffer while working on Leviathan to my knowledge). They were shut out, and had to suck it up and accept the situation.

Hamhampangpang has a 'shrine' section of the restaurant for fans to leave fan-created merch and other items. They also allow the fans to take this merch back if they can prove it's theirs. Fans are now doing just that.

To boost all of the above, a large number of Korean fanartists with thousands of followers have deleted their works and/or converted their accounts from fanart accounts to accounts supporting the protests. Many of them are bilingual, and they're where I got the majority of this information.

[note 1: there's a targeted english-language disinformation campaign by the website that started the hate mob. i have read the artist's tweets with machine translation, and they're talked about in the second hankyoreh article linked above: nowhere does she express any transphobic or similarly awful beliefs. likewise, be wary of any claims that she supported anything whose description makes you raise eyebrows--those claims are likely in reference to megalia, a korean feminist movement. for information on that, i'd recommend the NPR/BBC articles below and this google drive link of english-language scholarly papers on them. for the love of god don't get your information about a feminist movement from guys going on witch hunts for feminists.]

[note 2: i've seen a couple people argue that the firing was for the physical safety of the employees, citing the kyoani incident in japan. as per this korean fan, most fans there strongly do not believe this was the case. we have english-translated transcripts of the meeting between the mob and project moon; the threats the mob was making were to......brand project moon as a feminist company online. yes, really. male korean gamers aren't normal about feminism, and there's been an ongoing witch hunt for feminists in the industry since about 2016, something you see noted in both the labor union statements. both NPR and the BBC this phenomenon to gamergate, and i'd say it's a pretty apt comparison.]

let me know if anything needs correction or if anything should be added.

[lesbiantimekeeper]

this time im really gonna do it (/nsrs)

if caramel arrow isn’t in the upcoming crk update. i will be so upset. however FUCKING FINALLY!!!! CACAO KINGDOM IN AN UPDATE!!!!!! BIG WINS!!!!!

[tuftedbunting]

My thoughts on Beast Yeast episode 8 (spoilers)

Peak. Just peak.

I'm vomiting my words out at 11 PM at the time of typing this on my phone, so it might not be even slightly comprehensible, and I didn't take any screenshots either (was way too excited lol), but going through the episode and seeing Pure Vanilla and Shadow Milk's interactions was SO good.

I have been a Pure Vanilla fan ever since the release of Hollyberry. He is and always will be my favorite character. I've actually always wanted him to have a narrative foil (besides White Lily and GingerBrave), like Shadow Milk. When I returned to the game after a year break, and I played through the first episode of Beast Yeast, I was overjoyed. Pure Vanilla finally was getting character development.

Look, I'm not gonna lie. The formula of episode 8 is still your average "ancient falls, they have a magical transformation, they kill beast" type of story, and maybe I'm biased, but oh man, I feel like this episode has left me with more questions than answers, which is something the other episodes haven't done for me. I would hate to see Pure Vanilla and Shadow Milk's potential relationship stop there, and I really really hope Devsisters revisit them in the future (I will only be slightly devastated if they don't).

What caught me by surprise the most was Shadow Milk's glimpse of weakness. His supposed loneliness builds a layer of depth on his character, and when he refuses Awakened Pure Vanilla's generosity, you can almost see the tragedy that'll inevitably come out of it. Both for Shadow Milk and Pure Vanilla. If they do come back to it, I wonder what might happen. Still sad there was no full-on redemption, but what did I expect? Shadow Milk is a war criminal lol.

I'm also kind of disappointed that there were no scenes of the uncorrupted Shadow Milk costume in the story (I thought he would change to his previous form to trick Pure Vanilla or something like that). I thought because Truthless Recluse, who appears in the story and will get a costume, Shadow Milk would receive the same kind of treatment. I guess not, and I was over-dreaming.

Anyway, I'm just happy Pure Vanilla is gonna be meta again. I've been waiting years. And now I can have him and shadow milk on the same team so they can smooch- I mean support each other in the meta.

Most of all, I can't wait to see the beautiful fan works that will spawn out of another great story. Grab your pens, papers, brushes, whatever you use, and propagate the shadowvanilla propaganda my friends /lh

[shadowvanillaweek]

ShadowVanilla Week

Welcome! We are your hosts, Midnight and Sunrise! This is the pinned post for the event, which will also be the FAQ when people start having questions, so be sure to read it all.

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What is Shadowvanilla?

Shadowvanilla is the slash ship between Shadow Milk cookie and Pure Vanilla cookie from the mobile game Cookie Run: Kingdom by Devsisters

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You can post it on your own and tag it #shadowvanilla week

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Psst Pure Vanilla server players join our guild PlayersAllegedly we play crk every day and keep it clean and active you wanna join sooo bad oooo

[lexi-the-demon-69]

I redesigned Awakened Dark Cacao

!!IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER!! This redesign is only for fun and is not meant to offend anyone. I am fully aware of the cultural significance of Awakened Dark Cacao's design and this is only meant to be a critique/my own interpretation. I am also not claiming my design is better by any means. Please keep that in mind before you jump to conclusions.

I believe I have mentioned before that I didn't really like Awakened Dark Cacao's design. I do like what they had in mind, but it ended up being a cluttered mess. Also, you gotta feel bad for those poor animators and sprite artists who had to animate and draw sprites for that monstrosity of a design... So, I went ahead and redesigned it lol.

Here's the full design:

Here's the OG:

As you can tell, I obviously got rid of all of the cluttered detail on his hanbok and simplified it. I took more inspiration from Dark Cacao's berserk form when it came to his crown since I thought that would look less messy than the hat the OG has.

The OG design never really screamed "I'm a warrior going into battle to save my people" and more of an "I'm getting ready for a fancy occasion" type of thing. So, I gave Dark Cacao kind of a mix of a hanbok and a samurai outfit so he could move around more. I also gave my man his long hair back and put it up in a ponytail because he deserves to have his hair out lol.

I honestly wish Devsisters leaned more into the Berserk form idea since we have literally no other instance of Berserk Dark Cacao representation, so I feel like that would've been a cool callback. Not sure if you guys can see it, but I actually gave my redesign claws because wouldn't it be super cool if awakened Dark Cacao could turn his hands into the claws of his berserk form while in the middle of a fight? I thought it was a cool ass idea, so I gave that ability to him lol.

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That's it lol. I honestly really like how the redesign came out! I might make more posts about this version of Awakened Dark Cacao soon so stay tuned for that lol

[scramblescrew]

Yandere Hollyberry, Cacao, Golden Cheese, and Pure Vanilla Cookies when Y/N tries to escape them by swimming through dangerous waters

Dark Cacao Cookie would be PISSED, how can you be SO FOOLISH that you’d jump into the Licorice Sea. Didn’t you know that you could die!? Drowning, being eaten by a monster, stolen away by Mer-Cookies, anything bad could happen to you and this ancient king wouldn’t let that happen. Dark Cacao Cookie would take off the heavy pieces of his armor as well as his cape and dived in to get you. Unfortunately for you this king, being a bigger & taller cookie, quickly caught up to you and dragged a struggling you back to shore and then- back to your isolated room. When you were chained back into place, Dark Cacao would then let out a long berating session about why you ever would have thought to run away from him, and especially trying to swim in the Licorice Sea. But after the tangent, Dark Cacao Cookie kissed your forehead and cuddled you for the rest of the night.

Now HollyBerry Cookie understands why you were trying to leave. It really wasn’t right to keep another cookie locked in a place without access to the outside world, but it was for your own good. Other Cookies would have taken you away from her, and she could never handle that. So seeing you try to swim away from her was heartbreaking. But same as DCC, she would put her shield down and jump in to get you back. Once she got you and dragged you back to shore, she would have Wildberry Cookie take you back to her room, have you dry off (within the privacy of being alone in your room, Wildberry isn’t gonna watch you!-), and redressed into warm clothes. After which she would come in, locking the door behind her, and tuck you into your bed, then lightly scolding you for trying to run away, noting that you would’ve gotten seriously injured by doing that. But after she was done, she’d cuddle up to you and let drowsiness take over the two of you.

“Y/N COOKIE! WHERE ARE YOU!” The guards shouted as they searched the floating kingdom, but it was no use, you had gotten out of the kingdom disguised as a Cacaoian merchant and were riding a horse away from the area. you had made it to a coastal gummy bear village and had sold the horse for a decent amount of coins before a few guards and Pure Vanilla found you, you quickly took the money and ran, thinking of how you could escape now. you then looked into the water while running and remembered and it would take awhile for the sogginess to harm you, so you secured the gold to you and jumped into the water and swam as fast as you could away from the guards. Pure Vanilla Cookie’s guards quickly ran in and swam after you, they quickly gained up on you, capturing you and dragging a thrashing Y/N Cookie back to the sickeningly sweet Ancient.

The same ancient who wrapped his robed arms around you so softly and took you back to the floating kingdom then to the shimmering white and light yellow castle. locking the both of you into a warm, SAFE room where you belong, warm…safe…alive….happy….and in his arms……

“Why must I be imprisoned by the cookies who love me so” Rang through Y/N cookie’s mind

((Hello EveryCookie! The author here, I just wanted to say that I don’t own any of these characters, the Ancient cookies belong to DevSisters and even Y/N Cookie belongs to you all! I

also wanted to thank you all for reading this first attempt at posting on Tumblr! I hope y’all enjoy it and I would love to write your guys’ requests if you have any! Have a great day/night!))

[lov3-sweet]

okay regarding the new update.

MY BABYS, THEY WERE SHOVED OFF THE TOWER BY THEIR ADOPTIVE DAD!!

no JesterBrave...yet

Gingerbrave better go ape sh*t on Shadow milk cookie.

The trio better get a cool upgrade

I might make a small fic or oneshot of them falling.

I'm working on some cool angsty art for pure vanilla cookie and the starter trio

WHITE LILY BETTER COME IN SAVE HER ADPOTED SON. (GingerBrave)

Grabbing any scraps of WizardBrave i can get

PAPA ME WANT MORE MOVIE.

I need to see what happens next immediately since we haven't seen the chess stuff yet or the other cookie that works for smilk.

Gingerbrave is the best cookie and I hc that he acts dumber to fool his enemies and friends since you could never know when friend becomes foe. (I just don’t actually want him to be that dumb, he is not that stupid devsisters, naive yes but idiotic no.)

GIVE THEM BACK THEIR FRIEND.

[burningcheese-merchant]

your mysticcacao headcanons reminded me the worst part of this burning spice update. you see, when THAT scene dropped, the "let me hold your chin while you gaze helplessly up at me" I was changed as a PERSON. I was bouncing off the walls you could say. Bananas. It hyped me with the idea that every beast was gonna have a mentally ill physically intimate moment with their special little ancient. but when that didn't happen between spice and cheese I was like 🥲 devsis why. now I'm worried not even vanilla and shadowmilk will get a scene like that, if I was in charge I'd make it MANDATORY!!

Popping back in to reblog stuff and answer one (1) ask before vanishing into the aether again lol

You and me both, my friend lol. That scene in the Mystic Flour arc was nuts. Like... Nobody told them to put that there, but they did lol. Those crazy sons of bitches did it. "I am apathetic about everything, life is meaningless suffering, I hate you, give me my Soul Jam back" walks over and gently cups and caresses his cheek like... Really? Ok then, you crazy bint 😂

But then they didn't do it with Spice and Golden and I was so upset lmaooo. I guess you can count the... wing acquisition scene as Spice's equivalent of a "mentally ill physically intimate moment" since he's such a bloodthirsty maniac but... Not good enough for any of us, I don't think. But it's ok, they fed the BurningCheese nation with plenty of other food in the form of Spice obviously being down horrendous all throughout episode 6. (I wanted a scene of Spice personally carrying Golden to the bird cage, but whatever. "Mine Forever More" remains canon in my heart 🥲)

And nooooo they HAVE to have SOMETHING for Milk and Vanilla. Milk is fucking GONZO about that guy, and he's a silly billy with obvious boundary issues. He's gonna go pinch Vanilla's cheeks or hug him or something. Try to pick him up bridal style to be "funny". Just be waaayyyy too close to Vanilla as often as possible. I'm going to get Big Mad if that doesn't happen. Very sternly worded letter in Devsisters' future if there's no PureShadow moment like that

[spacekiku-blog]

My brainrot worsens with each day so there are my ramblings about Beasts and Shadow Milk Cookie

TW: Spoilers I guess??

Okay, Beasts. When I first saw this name for the new antagonists, I thought "lol fate series got even cookie run" and when they were finally released I was sucked in so hard.

I love the concept of corrupt gods or higher beings. Not just being controlled by something, corrupted or going crazy but specifically their ignorance of using powers or disappointment in how mortals perceive their domains. And while I won't say that the plot of Kingdom and Beasts is a complete mind-blowing thing and the most awesome scenario but compared to the previous plots of Devsisters, this is a big step-up and something that is interesting and well-developed.

Not only in terms of plot but the concepts themselves. Yes, the three Beasts that have come out are based on fairly common things (Buddhism, Hinduism and Christianity). But man they did their homework as hard as they could.

And naturally, even though we already have three Beasts, a lot about them is shrouded in mystery. Especially Shadow Milk Cookie, since we were given absolutely no information about his backstory. The new costume that came out? Honestly, it looks like an AU written by him for shits and giggles. A sort of “What if?”. While it may shed some light on how he behaved as a Fount of Knowledge it says nothing about his past.

With White Flour Cookie and Burning Spice Cookie everything is relatively clear. We were given their plot and what caused their corruption on a silver plate. And, frankly speaking, I think that based on the change in the other two elements of the Beasts, it is relatively clear what most likely happened in their domain of rule that caused their corruption.

Eternal Sugar Cookie was initially “Happiness” – which represents, well, happiness, joy. It is quite possible that her task from the Witches was similar to White Flour Cookie in that she was meant to spread happiness and joy among the Cookies. Well, too much jollity can easily become boring and it also requires a huge amounts of energy which could lead her to Laziness.

At the same time Silent Salt Cookie had the element of “Solidarity” – which essentially means unification, community. It also often means support and mutual assistance. And as we know, if you support everyone around you then it will begin to be perceived as given and in return you get a whole nithing. And because of which he could correspondingly close himself off.

Of course I might be wrong about this predictions. We will see when they will come out.

The fate of the Beasts is tragic. They are Deities created by even Higher Beings with one specific purpose. To distribute/preserve the elements entrusted to them. They were given a huge responsibility reinforced by the expectations of mortal cookies. Give knowledge, grant wishes, monitor changes, spread joy and cultivate friendship. Were they allowed to do anything else? Most likely yes. Were they aware of this from the start? Most likely no.

We, as mortal individuals, often have a hard time breaking away from the expectations of our “creators” (parents) and society. So how can you immediately realize that you are allowed to be someone else, to do something else when you were created with a fixed personality and a certain purpose? So frankly it is not surprising that the Deities saw the one and only way to break the expectations of others and be "free". After all, from the descriptions of White Flour Cookie and Burning Spice Cookie, they could not even realize that there were other ways to release their frustrations.

White Flour Cookie went into depression and apathy as a defense mechanism. And the only way she saw was that if everything was purified (dead), then everyone would be happy. Including herself.

Burning Spice Cookie, feeling the first stimulation in centuries of monotone whatching and waiting, latched onto it, becoming obsessed with it. Addicted to it. He concentrated on this one feeling and forgot that he could find something else.

But Shadow Milk Cookie is a different story. You see, Knowledge is a very powerful thing. In my humble opinion, Shadow Milk is the strongest Beast and God among all if you put aside his personality and focus only on his powers. Unlike other Beasts, from whom Witches could keep some information that they simply do not need for their role - Shadow Milk Cookie knew everything from the very beginning. About what Cookies are grown for, how this world works, how personality develops and many, many other things.

Unlike other Beasts Shadow Milk Cookie knew there could be another way. And it's just such a rich soil for theories, headcanons and the reason I'm so obsessed with him.

Was he trying to save his brothers and sisters by trying to show them another way? How much knowledge did he share with them? How much did he keep back? And how much did he lie to them?

After all judging by the description of Shadow Milk Cookie knowledge consists of truth and lies. Lies appeared at the same time as Shadow Milk Cookie himself as a Fount of Knowledge. Which means he could have started lying from the very beginning. I like to think and headcanon that the first one to start "corrupting" was Shadow Milk Cookie. Or rather, that he was initially already corrupted by the knowledge he had access to.

This is what makes his personality so interesting to me - he knew everything. He saw everything. Not only the destruction of his domain of knowledge but the signs of destruction of other domains. How White Flour Cookie finds it increasingly difficult to fulfill wishes and not receive even a simple thank you in return. How Burning Spice Cookie became increasingly bored with the same cycle of history. And perhaps how Eternal Sugar Cookie gets tired of the eternal celebration and Silent Salt Cookie loses control over attempts to unite everyone.

How desperate was he about all this? Or was there a cold pragmatism deep inside him that said, “this is what has to happen”? Or was he fascinated by it? How were his Deity friends changing? Maybe he was egging them on because he, too, was bored with his knowledge?

Beasts are lonely. Deities are lonely. Even their own race can barely understand each other since their minds were created for specific purposes. And you don't want to lose face in front of equally powerful beings.

Only Shadow Milk Cookie could understand them all. And yet no one can understand him.

No one can carry as much knowledge as he does. No one can even come close to understanding his burden. To come close to him. I wonder becouse of this did he became a jester and a showman? After all, the truth of his existence is as bitter as sour milk.

I wonder if he was always a "jester"? Judging by his behavior in the new costume, there is still some "softening" in his actions, intonation, expressions. Not exactly condescension, but as if embellishment of his words, his "truth". In the end, information is best absorbed through play. Through associations. He playfully invites you to debate with him, he gestures while telling about something.

Is Shadow Milk that far removed from his past as a Fount of Knowledge?

Maybe he was always like this? Less cunning and selfish but just as playful, humorous, and perhaps even deceitful. It's just that when everyone finally became "monsters", Beasts, there was no longer a need to satisfy the needs of mortals and it was time to focus on his own.

Maybe he helped other Beasts become corrupted so that he himself could finally allow himself to "play" for himself and not for others?

I squeeze him like anti-stress toy. I don't know for what purpose this ramblings of mine but maybe you will able to take some interesting insights for yourself.

And I'm not even starting about his relationship with Pure Vanilla Cookie not even as a ship thing.

Man I need help

[marmaladeinlemonade]

Ppl will complain about Pressure updates and devs while forgetting Pressure is NEW.

Ik tumblr has more users with common sense but the amount of tiktoks and tt users say that the game was at its PEAK two weeks after the game's release just bc you could climb Sebastian, he wasn't (visibly) married (it was always written into his character), and tolerated the players slightly more is INSANE.

Most games, at that, aren't at its peak gameplay and story a month after release!!

"The anti-climbing mechanic doesn't even fix anything!" Yeah because you climbed Sebastian several times over ofc at SOME point you're gonna get softlocked bro. Maybe try playing pressure for a reason aside from harassing seb.

I genuinely feel like the pressure fanbase tend to forget that Pressure is from roblox programmers in a small developing group. This isn't Hoyoverse or DevSisters where the game is fully polished with information on all characters and a finalized world building upon release because the company has more time, money, and skilled labor to develop that. It was made in ~1 year and a rushed release.

Not only that, but Pressure is a passion-project. It isn't driven by money, which means there's not much of an incentive to please the playerbase with fan service content that changes lore/characters so people can buy it. (Fan service as in any content made to make ppl happy) So, developers are going to choose what they want to do with the game bc they don't care whether or not you play. Zeal said so first thing in his interview with Breadian.

Amazing features that enrich gameplay and world building such as Sebastian killing walldwellers and the DiVine being able to kill you, Navi-AI turning into a new character, and several new room types are hinted to come to Pressure but nooo!!! Its somehow cooked and unsavable because of ONE form of characterization YOU deem incorrect not even knowing the character's lore. Right.

Edit: Pressure has a future as a roblox game that values storytelling and immersing the user in it's world. We need rblx games like it that put work over profit so people stay on the platform. Especially when older and new games have become money hungry over time.

Its really crazy how people be biting the hand that feeds them. Seb could easily be replaced with an expendable or unknown void like jeffery as a merchant npc if this continues. Online users will really be out her acting like the person who wrote and designed their favorite character is all of a sudden BAD!! And their favorite character is RUINED!!! And TAKEN AWAY FROM THEM!! Because their personality wasn't made to please the fanbase.

Yes, Sebastian hates you. Not pouty tsundere hates you, he is literally keeping you alive against his own will by mr. Lopee. He not tryna fuck bro 🔥

[everettswritings]

I just found ur blog and i love ur writing!! can you do lee!reader and ler!redvelvet? (It can also be the other way idm :D) take your time and tyy!!!!

Thank you and of course! I love RV so much, he’s so underrated and I am so starved for content. DevSisters, please, I need more of him. (Kink/NSFW accounts DNI!)

It had only been a few days since you joined the Cookies of Darkness, yet somehow you were managing just fine. Although you were still a stranger, the others were beginning to warm up to you and properly seeing you as one of their own- even if they wouldn’t openly express it too much. They have to keep up that image, right? Besides, it’s not like you’re all friends or anything! You’re only together to serve Dark Enchantress Cookie, nothing more… kind of.

The one you were closest to thus far was none other than Red Velvet Cookie: general of the cake army. It was easy for you two to bond because of the love you both shared for the creatures, even if they weren’t loved by society as a whole. When you get past appearances, the faint smell of burning from the oven starts to fade into a sugary dream. That isn’t exclusive to the cakes, either.

Red Velvet Cookie was standing by the oven, watching the flames through the holes of the rusted door and waiting to pull out the newest batch of cakes. You walked over and stood next to him, crossing your arms.

“How many do you think will make it?” You asked, sparking conversation for the hell of it. Red Velvet Cookie shrugged, his eyes didn’t leave the oven door, “The average for each batch is at least a third, that’s what I hope for.” He leaned his sword against the wall as he spoke “I’m still trying to work out a way to improve this old thing. The rust and heat are less than optimal for baking, let alone baking so much at a time. You’d think we could turn it off for at least a few hours so that I could at least clean it.”. You nodded along as he told you that, glancing at him while he kept his gaze fixed on the oven as the time for pulling out the batch drew closer. A timer dinged and the brittle door swung open, a massive cloud of smoke emerged and the flames still licked at the tray hungrily as if they desired to swallow the freshly baked cakes. You assisted the general, pulling out the massive tray and looking through the charred batter for whoever made it through. It always filled the both of you with a little sadness when you saw that burnt slop, it hurt to imagine what it could’ve become. While helping the newborn cakes off the tray, you were taken by surprise as a little cakehound barked and jumped on you!

You fell on your back as you were attacked with a barrage of licking. The cakehound sniffed and rooted around excitedly, it just came out of the oven yet it was so lovely already! It’s tail wagged and wagged as it turned up your shirt with its nose, finding bare dough underneath to continue licking. You gasped and started to laugh, but you couldn’t bring yourself to push the creature away, “S-Stop! Hahahahaha! Hahaha! Go join t-the ranks!” You tried to order the thing but you were laughing too much to be taken seriously. Red Velvet Cookie grinned smugly as he walked over, he had no idea you were ticklish! This was interesting. “Need a little help?” He asked, kneeling down beside you as if he would help. You nodded, still giggling like an idiot in front of him.

And who would’ve guessed? No sooner than you nodded for his help, he started tickling you too! He straddled your legs, pinning you down on the floor, and his hands started going after your stomach alongside the cakehound. His normal cookie hand scribbled all over the area, meanwhile he was using the claws of his cake hand to methodically scratch upwards and slide back down to start the climb all over again. Who knew he was ambidextrous? “HAHAHA! Hahahaha! Eeek! Hahaha!” Your voice became shrill as you were effectively double teamed by the general and his hound, you squealed and you laughed like crazy. “Awww, ticklish?” He cooed, moving his hands up to your ribs, “Maybe you should’ve had your shirt tucked in better!”. “Nohohahahaha! Hahahahaha! Stahp! Stahp IT-“ Your voice cracked and you wheezed. It was embarrassing how quickly you were reduced to nothing but giggles and squeaking in just a few moments, all because of an overly excited cakehound and Red Velvet Cookie himself, no less.

“A squealer, too?” The general chuckled, starting to double his efforts, “This keeps getting better! What’s next? Are you ticklish here?” His hands moved back down and started pinching your hips. You squealed again, your face flushing and growing hotter than the oven in an instant, “EEEK! Hahahahaha! Hahahaha! Hahahahaha!” You laughed and laughed all while neither of them ceased. Red Velvet Cookie couldn’t help himself and started to laugh as well, finding a ton of humor in how ticklish you are. This was by far the most fun he’s had with anyone on the team! But, of course, he wasn’t going to stop there. He started going all up and down your torso, his fingers crawling up like spiders and then sliding back down. You wheezed, starting to find it hard to breathe as you couldn’t stop laughing.

The time got lost on you both, so who knows how long you remained like that? You pinned to the ground, giggling like a crazed lune as neither Red Velvet Cookie nor the cakehound stopped. Eventually, though, right as you were starting to lose your breath for real you were finally released. You took deep, greedy breaths as you tried to make up the oxygen you just lost.

“D-Don’t… tell anyone.” You warned, pointing at him. “I won’t,” he smirked “if you let me do this regularly.”.

End of fic! Okay, I have a confession, this sort of thing has happened to me an embarrassing amount of times and that was low-key the inspiration. Like, one day while I was wearing a crop top my cat laid on my stomach, started purring, then started licking it! It was so stupid, I was laughing so hard. She kept up for at least a minute or two as well, so she knew what she was doing! Animals do that stuff intentionally, I don’t care what y’all gotta say. Okay, have a good one 🫶