#detroit metal city

[ozzgin]

content: gender neutral reader, profanities, based on Detroit Metal City

Your boyfriend is the sweetest. He's shy and polite, loves listening to soft pop, and frequently calls his mom back in the countryside to ask how the family is doing.

He's also the lead singer of a blackened death metal band.

To be honest, it's partly your fault. You had gotten tired of his frequent complaints that he can't pay the bills, or that the latest studio rejected his dreamy CD. This can't go on, you told him. He needs to find something that actually pays.

And he did. He was rather hesitant when he rang you, inviting you over to the recording session. You thought he'd given up on his silly music dreams, so what exactly was he doing there?

You were greeted by an older woman in fishnets and a leather jacket. She nodded at you with the cigarette still hanging from her lips.

"Is this your partner? FUCK!" she exclaimed, slapping your bottom and inviting you in with a loud, crass laugh. It's her catchphrase, you were informed.

You stared in horror at the decadent display: your boyfriend, the lead vocalist, sang about being a terrorist from Hell and slaughtering his parents, friends, and lover. His heeled boot occasionally rested on a chubby salaryman in fetish attire, kicking and rolling as the performance went on.

That night, he sipped on his boba tea with tears in his eyes, telling you how disgusted he is by his persona. Alas, it was but an act, and it seemed to be the only thing bringing him fame. Within months, they'd gathered a dedicated following.

Lately, however, The Prince of Darkness has started to come out more often. Your boyfriend didn't have the time to remove his costume when he noticed someone trying to flirt with you. Still in character, he jumped over the table and inserted his fist into the poor victim's mouth, screaming unholy threats that left you speechless. His remaining fans began chanting about sacrifices.

"I suppose I got a little jealous," he confessed afterwards with an awkward laugh.

"You humped the stranger in front of the masses and warned that no one ever touches your human belonging," you reminded him with furrowed brows.

You still haven't decided whether a depraved maniac pinning for you is a compliment, or big trouble.

[gorkloum]

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(for anyone who is curious what the hell is this strange crossover and why):

Kenichi Matsuyama played both L and Johannes Krauser II

Well, it's funny idea for me that "When I was [Light's] age, I did strange things, too" means that L ran off Watari's wardship in age of 17 and went to Japan for creating Swedish pop lol. And then life hited him so hard that he had to go back

Sorry~ ╮(๑•́ ₃ •̀๑)╭

(this stupid idea haunted me since middle school, and i did a few more sketches when i was small, but you all don't deserve to be cringed THIS hard, because i care about you ;3)

Oh, and this (tries not to get caught lol):

(I took it from this video, thanks to sarnin8535 for uploading it!)

(Also, I used the texture of brick wall from internet 👉👈)

[doyouknowthisanime]

Do You Know This Anime?

[variouspolltournaments]

Propaganda

Chinzhilla: they didn’t always all get along but by the end of the show they were a little family. when gun’s mom was in the hospital while they were at a competition, they lost the competition at the same time they found out his mom was okay and they all had a group hug and knew that losing didn’t matter as long as his mom was okay. also they’re (almost) all canon queer and (almost) all dating each other

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what if a band was just 6 of the biggest losers at school and also like all of them were gay (except for the token straight) and two of them were dating each other and they spent like half of the time at their band practices eating instead but also their music was good. that's chinchillaz

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They are my 6 idiot sons, their friendship is great, and their songs are legit bops. Also they have a shrine for a chincilla plushie in their rehearsal room and wear chinchilla blanket hoodies, they're adorable

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Just a high school band trying to survive as their principal tries to disband them weekly and their claas president desperately tries to save them. Sure, they lost their battle of the bands, but they performed at prom and eradicated homophobia so who cares!

Kintama Girls: No Propaganda Submitted

[medakakurokami]

No idol/pop groups

[itshirohi]

Just a silly random thing I made to help me with suffering through immense stomach pain so... yeah 🥴

I read this manga years ago but I remember the silly shenanigans brightened up my days during the dark, depressing school times lol

[kinasin]

Detroit Metal City

[selamat-linting]

[hot-german]

Damn, I love this peyring so much, I should get back to it. There's a disadvantage to posting works that are 2-3 years old. Черт, как же я люблю этот пейринг, надо бы к нему вернуться. В этом недостаток публиковать работы, которым по 2-3 года.

[giveamadeuschohisownmovie]

In case you need a refresher:

[tales-of-tai-shan]

Не только "Кунг-фу Панда" разъедает мой мозг. Прошу любить и жаловать - шесть персонажей из шести моих самых любимых фандомов 🤗

[gorkloum]

we finished Mob Psycho

[dare-g]

Detroit Metal City (2008)

[666filthydog]

my favorite curry men

[variouspolltournaments]

No Propaganda For Either

[tahkannibal]

Krauser is like evil anime Hannah Montana I think he's cool