#detroit become dad

[sunny-aster]

They're such wildly different examples of what an emotionally tired person looks like

[crows-omens]

hank and connor? say it ain’t so. it is so.

first piece i’ve done with hank!!! (how does one draw old men…) and also the first piece i’m trying to be less strict with myself when it comes to staying entirely on model, and i like how it turned out!

[detroit39incorrectquotes]

Connor: I taught Sumo a new trick. Fetch!

*throws ball*

Sumo: *just stands there*

Hank: He didn’t do it.

Connor: I taught him to ignore social conventions and think for himself.

[detroitbecomefandom]

Connor: We need to open this locked door. Lieutenant, give me your credit card.

Hank: Here.

Connor, pocketing it: Thanks.

Connor: *smashes window*

[glass-noodle]

I'm unsure if it's a good scenario or not but it's something I've been thinking of kamski fucking with the water in Connor's tank could be using a different chlorine or salt level or something and it causes him to get allergic stuffy runny gills and red nose lots of sneezing but Connor tries to hide the symptoms from Hank

fever

[nerdstreak]

this episode of bluey detroit is called: partners!

aka mashing up the tonal dissonance of my two fixations at the moment in the funniest way possible

[pls-explodingstars-pls]

Swapped Daniel and Emma for Kara and Alice

They are like… two sides of the same coin

bonus- Emma and Daniel in the gallery lighting cause it's so much better

[iwonderwh0]

Hank&Connor familial/romantic preference and whether it has something to do with your dad 👁️

So I've seen takes about how the way you see these two has some correlation with whether you had a dad growing up, and even though it's mostly just a joke I'm now genuinely curious to see some actual data to back/debunk this claim

so, if you're curious too, choose an option that best describes you and let's see

You....

🎣 - had a father(figure) growing up (irrelevant whether a good functional one or not really)

🫥 - didn't have a father(figure) growing up

(if you used to have one up to a certain point choose 🫥 if you don't remember him enough to miss, or if you do remember him enough to miss (or remember missing in the past) choose 🎣)

And

🏡 - you like father-son interpretation and dislike/are indifferent towards romantic one

💙 - you like romantic interpretation and dislike/are indifferent towards father-son one

✌️- you equally like both interpretations as two different parallel universes

🚫 - you dislike/indifferent towards both interpretations

If you find it interesting reblog for a bigger sample size

[b4tteryaciid]

Gavin Vs Food

TLDR: Gavin makes very questionable life decisions

I feel like Gavin is the type of guy to eat a bunch of weird shit. He'll root through his fridge and reach all the way into the back and grab a few random items thatve been there for centuries. Obviously he'll check the expiration dates, he's not stupid. He grew up living by "expirations dates are a suggestion" and eating food past the best-by date if it smelt, looked, and tasted normal. He grew up trying to waste as little food as possible and it just stuck. Whether it be because his family needed all the money they could manage, or that throwing out food that could still be eaten was a huge waste, they wasted as little as possible. Unless it smelt, looked, or tasted sour, or was too terribly far from the best by date it was eaten. He would rather eat questionable food and reap the consequences later, than throw out food that could have been eaten. For some reason, whenever he threw out old food he always felt guilty. He assumed it was because when he was struggling to pay the bills and feed himself, he would've graciously excepted food someone else deemed 'too bad'. One night he grabbed some, probably expired, bagles, 3 month out pumpkin spice cream cheese, sliced sandwich cheese, and some, very freezer-burnt breakfast patties, and made himself a questionably edible sandwich abomination. To top it off he drenched the whole thing in spicy mayo for some godforsaken reason. Surprisingly it was delicious. He was fine until his stomach woke him up at 3 AM and forced him into an unexpected meeting with the bathroom. Not fun. Was worth It though.

Gavin also regularly made food directly on the counter. No plate, cutting board, or even paper towel to separate his meal and the counter, which had been cleaned god knows when. He couldn't even physically remeber the last time he cleaned it properly.

The 'Five Second Rule' was also very prominent in the Reed household. The house wasn't filthy but it wasn't spotless either. Drop some lunch meat? Looks fine with no visible dirt? Blow it off or rinse it, you'll survive. He had a shitty little roomba that roamed around every other day so the floor wasn't too dirty. Gavin also exclusively wore socks on the tiled parts of his floor unless the roomba had devoured all the dirt because he didn't like the feel of it on his feet.

He was convinced he must be God's favorite because it was a miracle he was still alive with this less than ideal behavior. Tina had once suggested he might be lactose intolerant because he sometimes complained about his stomach aches. Her mother was lactose intolerant so she knew a thing or too. He vehemently denied it though, he was sure it just boiled down to his questionable food choices, caffeine addiction, and stress. It was most likely a combination of all three.

[sisyphusunderthesun]

Connor would have been a wonderful father to Cole if the boy had survived. Happy family!

[kay-rk800]

How it feels to be the only one who doesn't ship hank-con

[crows-omens]

his smile here is so cute but you can fucking tell that he’s trying to mimic hank’s smile because he’s not used to smiling genuinely. they make me wanna scream i love them

[detroit39incorrectquotes]

Carl: Markus is in that particular age when boys only think about one thing.

Leo: Girls?

Markus: Revolution

[detroitbecomefandom]

Connor: I’m a sensible, peaceful man.

Hank: Five minutes ago you threw a chair at Gavin.

Connor: That was a sensible, peaceful compromise from the table I was going to throw at him.

[reedeemable]

How Hank reacts to Nines dating anyone else vs Gavin

[monsterslikemango]

Hank Anderson & John Price’s kind of playlist