#dethklok fanfiction

[possibly-in-mordland]

What would Toki's idea of a perfect honeymoon be?

Toki x GN!Reader | The Ideal Honeymoon

Masterlist

Post Type: Headcanons

Warnings: Nothing

A/N: Totally taking ideas from Safiya Nygaard's Japan videos and some of Emirichu's videos here lmao. Also, my google history looks like I just got married- Also also the only thing i really know about japan is food so...

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Ok so Toki's ideal honeymoon would totally be a trip to Japan

And while there he would totally wanna go to one of those really hard-to-get-in cafes like the Kirby cafe or someplace that serves studio ghibli-inspired food (or even a cat cafe!)

I can easily imagine him wanting to hit up some of the vending machines to get ✨canned bread✨

Def would want to visit some of the ancient temples

And the beaches

This boy is so wholesome the entire time btw

"Y/n! Looks at the kitties!"

Probably wants to stay at someplace like The Ritz-Carlton Nikko, but at some point wants to stay at one of those capsule hotels

Thinks it would be fun to go to the Harajuku district and see all the shops

GHIBLI MUSEUM

GHIBLI MUSEUM

GHIBLI MUSEUM

Wants to see Mt Fuji

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[basu-shokikita]

This is my Roman Empire. What prompted him to say this

[rayray-razorblade]

something fun is going down on AO3

[rottingvulture]

I want to read fanfiction rn but I don't know what fandom I want to read for so imma let yall vote

[pipartuuli]

Don't Touch

Don't touch Skwisgaar.

One-shot Skwisgaar character study during the events of the movies and the time in between. Rated T for references to drug use, canon-typical violence, and descriptions of the aftermath of Toki's abduction.

Read on AO3.

[ganjamonster11]

SCREEEEAMS ?!?!

ok ok i know nobody will know what the fuck im talking about BUT THIS HAS TO BE LIBERASHURBANIPAL???? I FREAKING SCREAMED WHEN I SAW THIS GUY IT HAS TO BE HIIIIIIM

i know liberashurbanipal showed up in literally two or three panels of planet pissed BUT I LOVE HIM HE’S SO STUPID SOMEONE NEEDS TO KILL HIM THIS INSTANT [/pos]

i hope its gilgamesh brah…. sniffle… i need to see him again sometime soon hfhfhghgghff

[PAPATOES — PLANET PISSED, AO3] [CLOUDCHASER2000 — PROPHECY OF THE WATER GOD, AO3]

[burgerlabs]

my friends have started using me like an ethical chat gpt that can write out any prompt if its related to dethklok/metalocalypse. so here have something i wrote of a tribunal scene based on the idea of dethklok doing the cinnamon challenge

Stampingston: Gentlemen, in an attempt to gain internet fame and relevancy, Dethklok has been partaking in the "cinnamon challenge". Potentially influencing the mass media through the use of internet humour may very well result in some devastating consequences, and a growth in their popularity once again. Here to speak more on this issue is our social media expert, Dr. Cinmed Wfamsrahif.

Dr. Cinmed Wfamsrahif: GENTLEMEN. Internet humour has grown OUT OF CONTROL. What once started as an innocent exchange of funny, bright-coloured pictures with sand-eating babies, dinosaurs, and bold text has EXPLODED into a catastrophe of remarkable magnitude. The Cinnamon Challenge, though old as time, has made a resurgence in popularity. This devastating challenge has resulted in HUNDREDS of MILLIONS of braindead Dethklok fans to end up hospitalised after consuming an entire table-spoon of the culprit spice- cinnamon.

General Crosier: But why do they do this? (are they doopid?) Is it some form of pleasure-seeking behaviour? They're sick. (in the head)

Dr. Cinmed Wfamsrahif: Celebrities have been following this trend to gain SOCIAL MEDIA POPULARITY- a dangerous form of influence that has been gradually taking over the international markets and media industries. But for the younger fans, they are merely following in the footsteps of their dangerous overlords- Dethklok. If this goes any farther, this could cause mass-illness and death throughout the global metal scene.

General Crosier: They MUST be stopped!

Salacia: Nooooo... We must allow for Dettthhhhklok to reach internet fame in order to booooosssst... the recorrrrd...

Orlaag: Yessssss... The FalconBack Project depends on the success of the newest record, as it always has with these new...publications.

Salacia: Yesss....

[chordsykat]

Joy of joys! It's the Where Can I Read the Dethkomic?! Master Post!

Hello and welcome to all the new and returning Metalocalypse fans here on Tumblr. Been quite a pile of excitement in the MTL fandom, lately, and I understand some of you have interest in reading my as-of-now 2 volume, ongoing, action/adventure/drama Metalocalypse fancomic. In order to make it easy on you all (and me, who has been providing links like crazy on an individual basis for more than a hot minute, hehe) I have compiled the following for ease-of reading!

What is Dethkomic? As it (kinda) says on @dethkomic's very own Tumblr page, this is a fancomic, written and drawn by yours truly, unassociated with anything official. As of this writing, there are two "Volumes", each consisting of 4 issues a piece. The story follows Dethklok and their all-girl-lady-centric counterparts, Baen-Shee, as they discover the magic of friendship... as they go on an epic quest to restore the kingdom of... as they deal with the highs and lows of superstardom, relationships, loss, bears, assassins, world domination, literal and emotional transformation, and the prophecy that ties them all together. I made it as a way to pass the time back when the movie was first announced and it continues to keep me entertained as we wait for the Army of the Doomstar's premiere (EDIT: We are no longer waiting and it was brutal!) Hope it does the same for you! Here's where you can read it:

Volume 1 (issues 1-4, complete):

On Tumblr: https://dethkomic.tumblr.com/komic

On AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/series/2479018

Volume 2 (issues 5-8, in-progress):

On Tumblr: https://dethkomic.tumblr.com/komic2

On AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/series/3355594

And there's also a groovy entry on the whole thing over on the MTL Wiki, if you're interested. That said, hope you like it! Will there be a third Volume? Depending on how the movie goes, and whether or not interest tanks (happy to say I don't see that happening anytime soon - thank you, readers!) there just might be. :) (EDIT: There definitely WILL be a Dethkomic 3 - and here's the trailer: https://dethkomic.com/post/752759703412654080/a-wild-dethkomic-3-trailer-appears)

Happy reading! And remember: Dethkomic loves you!

[fathercharlesoffdensen]

Kloktober 2023, Day 20: Self-Insert / Original Character - I wrote an OC called Wanda into a Metalocalypse story I wrote for Hearts & Guts 2010 (anyone else part of the Brutal Business community [for Charles/Nathan shippers] back in the day via LiveJournal? Just me, then?). All of my OCs/self inserts these days are thinly veiled attempts to hook up/work with various band members/managers, which is probably more fun for me than anyone else, so I will probably keep them private (ssshh).

[trinscabbage]

Dethrut

A Skwistok omegaverse au fic. Finally finished it!

8.3k words 2 chapters Skwisgaar Skwigelf / Toki Warooth Tags: Omegaverse, Heats, Ruts, Possessive Behavior, Scenting, Nesting, Fluff and Smut, Knotting, Oral Sex, Multiple Orgasms, Established relationship, Alpha!Skwisgaar, Omega!Toki

"Has Skwisgaahr been a total knaht head lately or ees eet just me?"

PLEASE reblog and kudos and comment if you read okay mwah mwah

[anidiotwithfanfiction]

He looks to his aggressor. The tangled brown hair whipping at his face, blinding his eyes.

Toki stands beneath him, as he always has. Skwisgaars feet are planted firmly against the balconies edge, his toes ever so often peaking over the ledge as he wobbles in his drunken stupor.

"Skwisgaar" Tokis voice pulls him back to reality. He rips him from the heavens and plants him right back into his own two shuffling feet.

Guitar Lessons

[mrfelixfischoeder]

CHAPTER 3 OF GIRLKLOK: DETHDINNER A story about COMZ, a girlband that have more to do with Dethklok and the Prophecy than they could ever know.

Sleep, again, evaded most of them. Olena tossed and turned in her bed, grumbling, finally opening her eyes to peer at her room. She sat up. Eyes were on her, but she wasn’t sure why, or where from. Had she tried harder to look, perhaps at the portrait on the wall, she might have seen its eyes moving, watching, until the stranger slid the piece of wood back into place. The subtle ‘thuck’ was enough for Olena to call out; “Hello?” Nothing. She got up, taking her pale silky house-robe and wrapping it around herself. Opening her door, Olena let out a little squeak when she seen a figure just passing her door; but it was just Skwisgaar with the light on his phone. He snapped his head round, accidentally blinding her. “Ah, sorries.” He scoffed, “Thought you were – well.”

[cannibalistic-mortician]

Hey uh I’ve been writing a Nickles fic! And uh there’s 4 chapters out rn! They’re all really small cuz idk how to write, but it would be totally cool if you guys checked it out! It takes place during Season 4, where they’re getting ready to release Seething Vortex!(The album Nathan destroyed) okay bye!!

[twigg96]

Fanfic Chapter POV Poll

Just putting out feelers for how I am going to write some fanfictions over the summer and honestly was curious what you all thought about this.

[walkwithursus]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Metalocalypse (Cartoon) Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death Characters: Charles Foster Offdensen, Nathan Explosion, Toki Wartooth, Skwisgaar Skwigelf, William Murderface, Pickles the Drummer, Stella Murderface, Thunderbolt Murderface, Seth (Metalocalypse), Paul Bearer | Percy Pringle III, various OCs, Roy Cornickelson Additional Tags: Resurrection, Body Horror, Medical Trauma, Bodily Fluids, Canon-Typical Violence, Canonical Character Death, Medical Experimentation, Wakes & Funerals, Existential Crisis, Robot!Charles, kind of Summary:

Deep within the bowels of a lockdown medical facility, Charles watches the disaster that is his own funeral broadcast on live TV.

[burgerlabs]

thought i forgot about the mtl wiki? nope! just updated the list of one-time locations in metalocalypse with a bunch of new places and images. also added the renovation banner, and a little friendly facebones to spruce up the page a bit. hope you all find it useful!