#dessie talks

[fanfic-chan]

Diluc, laying in bed at 7am, suddenly waking up to the sound of panicked screaming, laughing, and the sight of some random exorcist with a popsicle in hand desperately clinging to his bedroom window while making a 'shhh' hand signal at him: "....*sigh* Looks like windtrace is back in town."

[fanfic-chan]

Snow and Memories in Sumeru

Ler!Cyno/Lee!Tighnari

Summary: Heya @tickly-trashcan!!^^ I ended up getting you for the squealing santa event, so I decided to use the pairing of Cyno and Tighnari with the wake up tickles prompt because I absolutely adore these two! I really hope you enjoy it and that you had a happy holiday! Also, thanks so much to our amazing host this year, @hypahticklish!! I had a ton of fun participating in this and I can't wait until next year!!

"Alright that's it, stop being stubborn and get up already. I'm not gonna tell you again..."

"Mmnn..."

"Tighnari, I'm warning you...."

"Ngh, nooo... Go 'way... Lemme sleep you lummox..."

Feeling his eye starting to twitch in annoyance of his friend's unusually crabby attitude, Cyno watched as the half asleep forest ranger merely rolled over and continued to doze, the comfy blankets of Alhaitham's guest bedroom bunched up around him in a messy tangle of chaos.

On any normal day, Cyno wouldn't have really minded so much if his friend wanted to sleep in a little. In fact, he would even go as far to say that he preferred it when thinking back on all the times he'd had to practically force Tighnari to stop studying long enough to sleep back when he was still a student.

It was honestly kinda nice to see him this relaxed and carefree, and he might have even felt a little bit bad for trying to wake him... if not for the circumstances.

Taking a quick peek out the window, Cyno let out a little sigh of relief to see that the tiny flecks of white snowfall that had been his original reason for waking him up in the first place were still falling, and rather heavily in fact.

It had honestly came as quite a shock to him at first when he'd seen it. Afterall, it was pretty rare that Sumeru ever got any snow at all, and if his memory was correct, he and Tighnari had still been small children at the time. Back when the biggest concerns either of them had were climbing trees to get fruit or playing loosely ruled games of Invokation TCG that usually ended in either an argument or a rather competitive tickle fight...

Wait, now there's an idea...

"Tighnari. I'm gonna give you ten more seconds to get out of that bed, or else... Ten."

No movement...

"Nine."

Still nothing...

"Eight... Seven... Six..."

All the way down to the very last numbers, Tighnari still didn't budge an inch. Cyno sighed.

"...One. Ok then. If that's how you wanna play it. Don't say I didn't warn you..."

Not wanting to waste even another second, the general quickly lunged at his friend's sleeping form, earning a surprised yelp from the unsuspecting forest ranger as the force of his landing on the bed made the entire thing jostle for a moment, and at long last, the fox finally raised his head up, presumably to yell at the wannabe jokester for the disturbance...

Only to immediately shut his mouth again and freeze up when he caught sight of both the threatening look in his friend's eyes, and more importantly, the clawlike, wiggling fingers that he was slowly creeping towards him with.

Oh no...

"W-Wait Cyno, hang on, let's just talk about this like adults alright? W-We're not kids anymore, this is childish! There's no need to- WAHAHA!! AHAhahaha- NO!! Plehehease Cynohohohooo!! Wahahait not thahahahahaaat!!"

Tighnari cried as he was finally pounced upon, having been unable to make a run for it in time due to the seemingly infinite amount of sheets that his legs were currently tangled in.

Cyno couldn't help but chuckle a little at the panicked look on his friend's face as he proceeded to latch onto his sides, sending the poor botanist into a near instant fit of hysterics before he could even begin to properly try and talk his way out of it.

"Sorry, but I'm afraid begging isn't going to do you any good now, my friend." The general stated, sounding comically like this entire ordeal was even more tiring for him than Tighnari, "I already tried waking you up the nice way several times, and yet you still refused me each time, even going so far as to use the little bit of wakefulness you did manage to muster just to insult me before going back to sleep, and yet you expect me to show mercy now?"

He asked indignantly, and perhaps Tighnari was even starting to feel a little bit bad about it...

"Now, doesn't that seem rather, inconsleeperate, of you?"

Ok. Scratch that. He was going to kill him after this, actually...

"Yohohou absohoholute idiohohohohot!!" Not paying any mind to Tighnari's annoyed little half-growl half-giggle in response to the pun, the general smiled, feeling just a tad bit nostalgic of that first snow day back in their younger days.

Ah. Right. The snow.

"Alright. That's enough of that then I suppose." He sighed, finally releasing his friend after only a couple more seconds, watching fondly as the poor forest ranger continued to giggle tiredly, "Let's go. Hurry up, before the snow stops."

A beat.

Another. And then...

"Snow?! In Sumeru?!" Aaand, just like that, the fox was already up and gone, just barely remembering to pull on a pair of boots and a jacket before he was out the door, research journal in hand as he went out into the chilly weather, presumably to start researching how the current environment was faring in such unfamiliar circumstances.

Cyno couldn't help but smile a little at the sight of his normally composed friend's excited smile. Perhaps those two curious young children they'd both once been back then, weren't so very far removed from them afterall...

[fanfic-chan]

Tighnari Tk Headcanons

Alrighty guys! As promised, here's just a few of my hcs for Tighnari! I'm not really all that used to making dedicated hc posts just yet, so please forgive me if this seems messy and unorganized.^^`

As a Ler:

I kinda get the feeling that Tighnari would be one of those unexpectedly scary lers that most people wouldn't think to be threatened by until they actually face his wrath for the first time.

I mean look at him, he just looks so sweet and nonthreatening at first glance, with his big ears and short stature. No way he would be some kind of scary tickle monster right?

Wrong

Tighnari isn't really the type of person to just come up and tickle someone randomly for no reason though.

It's only when a person decides to provoke him/do something super idiotic and he's finally had enough of it that he strikes.

That's when you run.

You do not want to be caught by him, because once you have, you're not getting away from him until he decides he's made his point and that you fully understand the consequences that your actions may have on both you and those around you.

"Now what did I tell you about eating random things when you don't know what they are hm?"

"I'm sohohohohorry!!"

"Well then, while you're apology is appreciated, perhaps I should keep this up for just a while longer. You know, just to make sure the lesson sticks."

"Nohohohohooo!!"

Yeah. He's freaking terrifying.

That said, he's also highly observant and has excellent hearing, so he'll be able to tell right away when you've genuinely had enough and it's time to stop.

After that, he'll just get up, brush himself off, and walk away as if nothing even happened.

As a Lee:

I've said it once, and I'll say it again. Ticklish. Ears.

Literally all you have to do is blow on them and he's already twitching away with a giggle.

He gets very flustered, very, very easily.

Even the most mild of teases will make him go completely red in an instant.

I will die on the hill that he has the funniest laugh out of every genshin character to date.

Have you ever seen one of those laughing fox videos before?

If not, here, listen to this one. I swear it's one of the most hilarious sounds on earth.

Yeah. That's what he sounds like.

He's low-key kinda embarrassed of it at times, but those close to him are always quick to remind him that there's nothing wrong with it and that they love his laugh.

Once he's finally let go, he'll stomp off, flustered, but make no mistake that he's already planning his revenge...

[fanfic-chan]

For the ask game: can we get Cell 13 (Uno, Rock, Nico and Jyugo) from Nanbaka? :3

Happy holidays friend!

OMG OMG OMG YESSSS!! A NANBAKA ASKKKK!! TYSM SQUIGGILY!! This show is honestly soooo underrated and I love getting to talk about these boys any chance I get! Also gonna tag @stopiteatpopcorn since they're the one that introduced me to the show in the first place!!^^

Uno: Literally the only decent wrapper in the whole cell. Between both his impressive coordination skills as a gambler and his passion for looking good, he always puts a lot of effort into his wrapping and it shows. Likes to rub his superior wrapping abilities in the others' faces a lot lol.

Rock: It's not... Bad, per say? Just, a little on the rougher side of things. Like, it looks fine, but you can definitely tell that his aren't quite as straight as Uno's are, and he also has a bad habit of ripping the paper on accident so to avoid having to rewrap it, he'll just tape another piece over the hole and say it's done pfft.

Nico: You know how it looks whenever a young child is wrapping a gift for the very first time? That super sloppy lump that looks more like a balled up piece of trash than a gift? Yeah. That's how Nico wraps gifts. Poor Uno has been trying for years to help him improve but it's no use. He always ends up getting ahead of himself because he's excited. It's ok though. Atleast he tries?^^`

Jyugo: Straight up can't wrap. The one time he tried, he ended up having to be rescued by Hajime because he somehow got so tangled up in the wrapping paper and tape that he got stuck and couldn't get out of it. Ever since that incident, Seitarou just brings him gift bags to use. The others still laugh at him for this.

Ask me here!^^ (OPEN)

[fanfic-chan]

Ok guys so I just binged the absolute heck out of this EXTREMELY underrated anime called Blue Period and oh my gosh I love it so much. The show singlehandedly got me interested in drawing still life when literally nothing else could spark that interest in me, and it has a surprising amount of actually good art advice as well. It's not a very action packed anime I will admit, but I do highly recommend it to anyone who likes sort of slice of life anime, but with a little bit of somewhat dark themes and serious topics included.

All in all it's pretty solid and is probably one of my absolute favorite animes ever!

Also, just look at the protagonist guys, he's so freaking sweet and relatable sghcthjvg

20/10 rating

[fanfic-chan]

What if instead of him elbowing Kaeya, he would tickle him until he starts talking good about himself, basically.

Kaeya: I really shouldn't exi-AHAHAH!?!

Diluc, tickling his ribs in a claw pose: Don't speak of yourself so lowly, now, smile~

OH MY GOD THAT'S ACTUALLY ADORABLE HELP

And Diluc would just have this deadpan look on his face the whole time and continue reading because they've already been over this so many times, but he's smiling on the inside.

Meanwhile Kaeya is just like, "HEHEHEEEEELP?!???!?"

[fanfic-chan]

HONK HONK * SQUEEZES CLOWN NOSE* CLOWNIKIDA

That is absolutely terrifying. Hence why I am answering this publicly, so that all my followers will also have to suffer the same horror I feel as well. Sorry guys, but it must be done.

[fanfic-chan]

Just wanted to say that @rattypattyy is an absolute meanie... and that we all love her for it very much <3

[fanfic-chan]

Part one of random haikyuu headcanons that Dessie had on a random monday night:

Each member of what I like to call "The Karasuno Chaos Trio™" (Tanaka, Noya, and Hinata) has an assigned third year to keep them (somewhat, they're not miracle workers people!) under control.

Daichi is in charge of Tanaka, because quite frankly he's the only one who can really intimidate him well enough to get him to listen.

Asahi reluctantly took on Noya from Suga after the first years arrived because there was absolutely no way that they were putting Asahi with Hinata after the whole throwing up on Tanaka incident. Poor guy has enough nerves as it is. They don't need him feeding off of Hinata's pregame nerves.

And Suga takes care of Hinata, which he privately thinks is a pretty good switch considering he doesn't have to spend half his time dragging Noya away from Kiyoko. Now if only he could find a way to get him to stop bickering with Kageyama so much...

[fanfic-chan]

Hey guys. Just wanted to let you know that you all just lost the game.

Also, special shoutout to @stopiteatpopcorn for no other reason except

:)

[fanfic-chan]

Tighnari. I literally know nothing about this man except that he is smart fox boi. This is like that Married at First Sight show oh no 🤣🤣🤣

ok but what if you married whomever was on your *phone* background

[yuktuts]

i think its really weird to see posts like "guys we should talk ab the m/f ships in aa : ((((" and not only is meigo not mentioned but they talk ab like.. nick and maya. no one is stopping u from talking ab ur ships or whatever but why did u have to make them w a teenager and a guy whos 25.

[clearbun]

i feel like after the stolen turnabout, the first few times ron sees phoenix in public he just starts going off on some big ramble as to how he's not stealing anything he promises look he's helping dessie with errands he has the shopping list right there to prove it you have to believe him pleeeeease [continued in tags bc my thought process is a mess and fits that formatting better]

[napstabl00k]

Yoooooo Ron Delite mistakes Sebastian for Dessie one time and Sebastian is kinda just like um. Yes. Hello. Whom the hell?

And Ron does his whole rambling off thing and then they become friends bc idk i think it would be cute and Sebastian is like WOW u remind me of myself and also my sister. Thats crazy

And Ron is like WOW u remind me of myself and also my wife thats crazy

Anyway Kay and Sebastian become friends and also neighbours with the delites, I’ll elaborate soon

[italeean]

OMG IT WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY?!

Buon Compleanno!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉

I hope your special day was just as amazing as you are!!!!^^ 💖💖💖

Technically it still is so you're not late lmaooo

Grazie mille 💚🤍❤️ (thank you so much)

YOU'RE ALWAYS SO SWEET 🥺💞

[fanfic-chan]

Guuuuuys, @rattypattyy is bullying me again! She said I was short ;-;

SHE CALLED ME BABY HEIGHT LIKE EXCUSE ME I AM 5"3 THANK YOU VERY MUCH