#dessie talks

[fanfic-chan]

My dad and I just started windbreaker and it's sooooo goooood what the heckkkkkkkkk

[fanfic-chan]

I'm so bored rn so let's do this

put “top 5” anything in my ask and i will answer ok go

[fanfic-chan]

Took in a stray tabby kitten at the start of August and in the last few months I've realized that owning a cat really is akin to being roommates with a tiny Eldritch horror obsessed with causing as much chaos as possible. Also, unlike dogs, they can climb things. Everything. No surface is safe from her anarchy.

The demon in question:

[deunmiu-dessie-sideblog]

why 's simon so big? i mean, he's all height, muscles, and sassy, dark attitude. but he's also ur sweet, thoughtful, and silent boyfriend. and it makes me feral, cause he literally towers over u, wrapping u in thick arms and breathing u in. cause let's be honest, the smell of ur perfume/cologne makes him dizzy and warm :( and havin' u buried within his arms, while u whisper sweet nothings and talk about ur day literally soothes every ache 'n his body. i promise u he misses ur scent when he isnt home and sprays somethin' of his with ur perfume/cologne to take with him, just so he can have a small piece of u. anyways my love for this gruff, blunt man runs deep. ˙◠˙

[linpunny]

Thinking about Obi Akitaru cause how can this man save lives everyday and then come home and murder my pussy every night into the next morning???? Like??? SIR give her CPR or something damn.

​by cpr I mean put your mouth on my pussy and kiss her till I wake up obviously.

[small-world-au]

GABE’S YOUNGER SISTER DECIDES TO PAY HER A VISIT😨😨😨😨

Lucinda: “Shut it, Gabriella. Get me something to eat, i’m hungry.”

Gabe: “what did this little shit just call me?…”

((THE WORST PART ABT THIS IS THAT LUCINDA KNOWS THAT GABE DOESNT WANT TO BE CALLED Gabriella, Ella, Gab or Gabbie anymore😭😭))

Dessie looks angrily at Lucinda.

💢💢💢

*bites her ankle*

[fanfic-chan]

That moment when you find out your best friend used to read your old cringe writing before you knew eachother

[unknownspecies]

friday fights has been scheduled >:)

i have a list of people who are NOT allowed to vote

you guys will be blocked for 24 hours tmrw 😤

yall know who you are 😒

[deunmiu-dessie-sideblog]

i write the nastiest, horniest, most toe-curling smut ever and don't bat an eye, but the moment i watch a show and see main characters holding hands, i’m squealing and closing my laptop. sigh.

[giggly-squiggily]

Yoooooo, I've been getting so many people to watch Windbreaker lately and am on my third watchthrough it's so goooood!!!

Also my babyyyyy!!!

AHHHHHH! 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩 Let’s go Dessie!!! Way to spread the good word of Windbreaker! 🤩🤣🥰 I lost count myself how many times I’ve watched it: it’s just so GOOD! (And the manga is even better! 👀)

Umemiya!!! 😭😭😭🙏🏻 He’s such a great dude AHH! My babies will forever be these lugheads (affectionate) but my god if this show doesn’t make me love all of them! 🤣😭🙏🏻

Now I wanna go watch Windbreaker from the beginning 👀🤣

[italeean]

Happy birthday!^^

THANK YOUUUU 💜💜💜

[thelaughingmerman]

In that case, one thing I really wanted to say is that I love your Pterano and Dessie AU! Dessie is a really cute critter...I’ve wondered how she and Petrie might get along. Maybe there'd be jealousy or envy on either side first, considering the complicated situation with Pterano?

Thank you I love them so dearly.

The story I've been working on takes place after the VII movie, during Pteranos exile from the Great Valley. So I don't think there'd be any or much jealousy from Petrie there. If anything, once the situation is realized, it's like oh a new cousin. They get along well enough (even if Petrie thinks Dessie can be a little much at times, she's very loud and full of so much more energy for such a tiny flyer).

It takes a while to even realize the situation. Dessie and for a while Pterano live in a valley a ways away from the Great Valley, through the Mysterious Beyond, inhabited by an eclectic herd. They tend to wander here and there during the rainy seasons, as the valley floods in these times (they have given it the name Skywater Valley as a result).

As farwalkers their wandering takes them into the Great Valley. Naturally Pterano isn't allowed to enter so he explains the situation to the old leader of the herd (a very large flyer, a quetzalcoatlus aplyt named Atlus), who in turn finds Mama Flyer (who I call Donna). He in turn explains the situation to her and Dessie stays with them until the herd moves on once more.

Donna might explain the situation to her kiddos or she might just tell them something close to the truth leaving Pterano out entirely. It hardly matters because by the end of their time in the Great Valley, our normal crew plus Dessie end up on an adventure that ends up revealing the truth. Pterano is still meant to serve his sentence of course (and Topsy is none to pleased he was even as close to the Valley as he was, and has choice words for Atlus).

Dessies offered the choice to stay in the Great Valley for now but she wants to stay with the farwalker herd for now. She's very happy though. First she didn't have a Mama. Now she has a Papa, an Auntie, and so many cousins! No jealousy, only love for her new family.

(Important information I failed to explain at all, Dessie has been a part of the Farwalker herd for a while. No family she just sort of does her own thing. Some of the adults keep an eye on her but she's very self reliant. Other adults see her as a troublemaker since their kids use her as a scapegoat. While wandering the Beyond, Pterano stumbles upon the herd and Dessie sort of adopts him. Character growth and found family ensue).

[mamirhodessxox]

One request. 🥺🥺🥺🥺

Angry black suit cody. 😍😍😍

That's all.🙃🙃🙃

Ask and you shall recieve shnookum 🤓☝️

Settle Down

Cody Rhodes x Fem!Reader

Desc: Cody fires himself up during his Monday Night Raw promo which results into Y/N having to help calm him down backstage.

Contents: Fluff, Cussing, Y/N being a sweetie, angry cody 🤗‼️ (No smut in this one since next oneshot will include smut)

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“The Rock, took to instagram last week following up with a very entertaining rock concert, too bad he didn’t wanna be here tonight..” the crowd booed “Rock referred to himself as our favorite heel..?” Cody’s voice echoed throughout the arena talking & saying “The nature boy rick flair was a heel. Rock..I don’t think you’re a heel I think you’re an asshole..” Cody scowled directly into the Camera while standing inside the ring as if you two were making eye contact despite the fact you were backstage watching this all go down on the tv that laid against the wall of his dressing room.

“Haven’t you been crying behind the scenes this whole time? I mean once that hashtag came out once they started chanting something else, you went and CRIED to your buddies on the TKO board ‘HEY HEY! This is gonna be some good pr for the rock I need to save wwe’ god knows look at thise house we sure needed saving right?! He said it’s gonna be this great pr for the rock until it wasn’t..” Cody ranted while circling around staring directly at the live camera & you immediately noticed that he was beginning to fire himself up the more he spoke.

“Rock, the TKO folks said to you oh my gosh yes rock yes put on your gucci shirt your muscles will look so big YES YES YES YES! The reason they said it is because they are YES people they are enablers they don’t tell you like it is, so I’m going to.” Cody scoffed as he went on another tangent on how he could admit many things on the Rock but then he pissed himself off so much to the point where he started becoming more verbally agressive “Rock you are also a terrible Salesman a carny succubus and for those who don’t know what that means..Your a whiney BITCH.” He snapped.

Y/N sat in the dressing room staring directly into the fury of his eyes right through the television screen, all this talk about the rock had genuinely started becoming angering to him & bothersome that he somehow managed to upset himself the more he spoke. “You haven’t been in the ring in real time action in YEARS! And April 6th the BELL is gonna ring! What happens rock when it rings? Are you gonna have all that Big Dwayne Energy or LDS?! Little. DICK. Syndrome!” He shouted while all of the fans within the arena started Chanting, Cheering, Shouting waving around their signs while even the announcers chuckled to themselves.

For the rest of his promo he continued ranting, shouting & even going as far as making a sudden deal with The Wiseman Paul Heyman, threatening to pull a Homelander & rip out his throat if he didn’t get to the point which left Paul a little shocked. Once his promo for the night was finished You immediately left the dressing room just as he rushed his way backstage huffing and puffing mumbling with Jey & then approaching you hut you held up your hands that lightly knocked against his chest about to speak but you shook your head

“Cody I can tell you’re pissed off, You upset your own self just by talking about Dwayne alone & before You do anything like take off the suit, get comfortable, go to the bus I need you to grab some water & take a breath.” You spoke softly as you noticed his hands were shaking in irritation and inner rage before he took a deep breath & exhaled while nodding.

“Good. Now let’s get you out of that suit & into the bus before Pharaoh looses his mind..” you pat his shoulder while you two went to the dressing room. You helped him get undressed and for a moment he just legit stood there with boxers on ranting his heart out “Had the nerve on him to mention MY mother y/n and complain about me shedding ONE tear ONE SINGULAR TEAR but this entire time he’s bitching and WHINING to TKO” he started shouting a bit while you folded his suit & packed it away. You turned around & started shushing him softly and pat his chest “Baby your yelling, Settle down okay? I know your pissed hell I would be do if someone talked about my parents like that. But I need you to lower your voice, your throats gonna go raw. Like Monday.”

Cody chuckled at the corny joke you had made to help cheer him up while pulling him into a warm hug as you practiced deep breathes with him “Thank you sweetheart I don’t know what i’d do without you.” You smiled shrugging “I don’t know either.” He snorted and pressed a kiss against your lips “alright now pipe down a bit.” You laughed before giving him one more kiss.

Cody was not an easily angered man, until things like his parents or loved ones getting mentioned but when he had You around? He was going to go a long way when you knew how to calm down in the right ways.

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[linpunny]

Taking all the notes

I am such a proud monster fucker I ain’t even ashamed to admit it on main 🤭

[fanfic-chan]

Diluc, laying in bed at 7am, suddenly waking up to the sound of panicked screaming, laughing, and the sight of some random exorcist with a popsicle in hand desperately clinging to his bedroom window while making a 'shhh' hand signal at him: "....*sigh* Looks like windtrace is back in town."