#dessy stfu

[linpunny]

My favorite thing ever is knowing that Taiju is a nasty filthy whore who wants nothing more than to make you me cum all over him and the sheets underneath you us both. But only for you, he would never think to be this way with anyone else but his precious lil puppy. Stops at absolutely nothing to make it happen too, whether it’s with his wicked thick tongue, or those large fingers that stretch your tiny little cunt out so well in preparation for his fat veiny dick that sits so snug on your cervix ready to pound his thick ass load into you.

I’m not sorry I’m ill about Taiju right now.

[linpunny]

When daddy Hotaru was poking Tanji in the face all I could think about was how THICK his fingers looked, how I needed them inside me. Same when he choked Mui like damn daddy give me that hand necklace. WHEN WILL IT BE ME

#haganezuka be like, "violence is ALWAYS the answer"

[linpunny]

Thinking about Obi Akitaru cause how can this man save lives everyday and then come home and murder my pussy every night into the next morning???? Like??? SIR give her CPR or something damn.

​by cpr I mean put your mouth on my pussy and kiss her till I wake up obviously.

[dessiesposts]

Hiiiii Dessie, I just wanted to let you know that I love and appreciate your work and thanks for sharing your talent with us <3

I wanna kiss you on the mouth stfu you’re so sweet 🥹🥰

I’m planning to drop part 3 soon. We’re going to see the reader’s quince 🤭

[otterandterrier]

graciecatfamilyband replied to your post “At least, small-bosomed as you may be, you're pretty. I promise living...”

I think you're pretty too!!!

and I believe you!! but sadly my concept of pretty is tied to “desirable for someone I might be attracted to” and I never experienced that

graciecatfamilyband replied to your post “I figure I should say something nice to you in public because I'm...”

The gif works incredibly well for me. ☺️

😘

lajulie24 replied to your post “ginnyweeaslxy replied to your post “there’s small boobs and there’s...”

I used to have teeny boobs (didn't quite fill up an A cup). Then one of them tried to kill me, so I got rid of them and replaced them with fake ones that were much bigger. The fakes look great in clothes, but I miss my old boobs. #oversharing #checkyourboobsfolks Who knew that so many of us would want to overshare about boobs? #me

I’m sorry about your killer boob 😕 I’d love to get fake boobs---not even large ones, just average-sized ones---but I don’t like pain and surgeries

(lol, right?? I thought it’ll be just me oversharing and everyone’d be like “omg Dessi stfu”

[meandertreme-liveblogs]

Slightly belated session end summary

bc see the thing is this last session really does deserve an ses

So now I know that Haytham was a Templar the whole time. And Templars are evil, although I personally haven’t seen them do anything specifically evil, so that’s bad. and Desmond kinda throws a fit about it, which honestly fair, bc it’s fair for Desmond to feel like he had been helping the templars for this 10% of the game or whatever, and that’s Not Goals. But Daddy’s all “NO YOU HAVE TO” i don’t even actually know what daddy was going on about he was all you have to like ignore your actual morals and beliefs???? i don’t understand but. it winds up with daddy being abusive and awful and everyone else in the room kinda just pretending the whole conversation never happened??? get dessy away from daddy 2k12

I don’t know why I’m so entertained by the whole like “when you pet the animals or stand on high places you don’t actually always touch the things” part--like, that’s a standard part of video games, but it kinda feels like asscreed should be able to do better? It’s not that old a game, right? I mean, I guess 2012 is like five years ago, so. Man, I’m old.

Also the characters conversations are so just awkward and stilted? Like again, standard video game fare, but it’s just so funny for this game. I don’t know why I find it so hilarious but just. “What reason did he give” stfu john (i don’t actually know who g-dubs was talking to but his name’s probably john, statistically)

The stealth is not really something I’m suited too, but I’m getting better. Sure stealing those plans and disabling those cannons took hours of gameplay and it was def not a large fort but like I was much better at stealth by the end of it, so.

I don’t understand how the animus works? Or what the ‘batteries’ shaun talked about do? or how the animus decides what history to show me? also in the opening narration dessy’s dad says that he lived the past or whatever but only desmond himself has lived in his ancestors right? What do they get out of the animus anyway? Maybe starting at game 3 wasn’t such a good idea..

So yeah now i get to be Baby!Collin for a bit! We’ll see how the time skip that will inevitably happen (i’m not particularly interested in playing Baby!Collin meeting important revolutionary leaders and killing people--actually ngl I kinda am? They’re just not gonna let me but tbh i would not say no to a game where you’re like 12 but also it’s a stealth asscreed or dishonored or thief type game. Like, i’m not saying it should get made bc the moral ambiguity there but i’d play it.

[linpunny]

Taiju brain rot is rotting.

Think about Taiju having to go away on a business trip for a few weeks, he knows he won’t be able to breed you every night and fill you full of his thick load but he can mark you up.

Taiju marking me you up before a long business trip. And I’m talking about head to toe marks. Deep bites on the exposed skin of your neck, dark red and purple love marks and hickeys on every inch of skin that is showing from the neck to the collarbone. Under the shirt is much less noticeable, those are for his eyes only but he marks above your heart, bites on the top of your breast and down your sides. Ties your hands behind your back with his favorite color rope so there’s an imprint, his mark on your wrists. They last the longest and he loves to come back to see the red bands from where he bound you before he left. Kisses sweetly on your ankles while he has you folded up with your knees to your ears. Bites all over your thighs. Sucks your clit till it’s swollen so everytime your panties rub against it you think of him. bruises on your hips from how hard he was holding me you from the night before 🫠 He’s gotta make sure every one knows who you belong to and that your taken while he’s gone.

[linpunny]

Literally I’m dead.

Nymph: Big man make brain go brrr.

Warnings: size kink, GN!reader (no pronouns or body parts mentioned), choking, rough sex, creampie

Word Count: 0.8k

Pairing: Kenpachi Zaraki x GN!reader

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You loved how big and strong Kenpachi was. How his large frame drapes over you as he fucks into wildly. How his big hands would wrap around your throat as he grins down at your fuked out expression. You love how he essentilly used you like a fleshlight. His little toy to break; his to fuck; his to stuff full of his cum.

Kenpachi slaps your ass as it jiggles against his pelvis, watching his cock disappear within your dripping little sex. His feral smile shows his sharp canines as he snaps his hips into yours roughly, the loud wet sounds of skin meeting echoing through the room. He leans over, his hot breath fanning out over your ear as he licks the shell of it.

His large hands grips your hips hard enough that you were sure that there will be bruises on the skin come morning. Your breath catches up in your throat with each heavy thrust of his cock inside your pilable body. Nails dug into the sheets. Kenpachi was big; so big and thick that the stretch was almost too much for your tiny hole.

“That’s right. Take my cock like the good little cocksleeve you are.” Kenpachi grunts in your ear, feeling you clamp down even tighter around his girth, your moans and the sound of his heavy balls slapping against you making his grin spread even wider. He loved how small you were compared to him. He could crush you with one hand. Hell, even his reiatsu could crush you under its weight.

“Kenny~” You coo out, fresh tears brimming in your eyes from the intensity of his brutal fucking. Each thurst made it feel like you were going to break; his cock was going to break your sex, but Kenpachi knew you could take it. You would take him. “I feel so full.”

Kenpachi pauses for a moment, pulling out and flipping you onto your back as he lays his heavy cock on your tummy; the thick tip resting just below your navel. “That’s fucking because I’m fucking you this deep.” He laughs as he lines back up with your soaked entrance, his bruising grip on one hip, the other hand coming up to wrap about your throat. “Such a fucking greedy little hole, trying to suck me in. I’ll give my little plaything exactly what you need.”

He trusts back into you, your back arching off the tatami. Your scream is like music to his ears as he squeezes your throat to cut it short. Kenpachi laughs at the fucked out expression on your face as you wrap your small hand around his much larger wrist. “What? Can’t breathe? How about you fucking cum for me first then I’ll think about letting you breath again.”

His rough pace increases until his thrusts make your body bounce on the floor. You begin to feel lightheaded, but that one added to the pleasure of each powerful thrust of Kenpachi hips gave you. Your eyes shined wetly with tears as you clench down tightly on his cock, feeling that ball of heat burning low in your belly wind up tighter and tighter.

“Come the fuck on, little cocksleeve. Fucking cum already. Give me what I want.” He growls down at you, sharp canines moving to bury themselves into your neck as his rough tongue scraps across your skin. His cock twitches within yoour depths and he knew his high was approaching, but he wanted to feel you quiver and cum on his dick first.

The silent scream you let out as his hands squeezed your neck once more as he pressed his hand down on the small bulge his cock was making in your tummy had you cumming hard. Your body shakes and trembles as you clench down tightly around him, trying to milk his cock for all the cum his heavy balls was carying.

Kenpachi’s movements become sloppier as he thrusts into you without abandon. “Tiny little hole squeezing my cock s’much it's choking it. You want my cum that fucking badly.” His breath came out in rough pants as he feels his dick swell inside your spasming sex. “Then...fucking take it. And don’t you fucking dare waste a drop of it.” He gave you one more hard thrust before locking his hips in place.

His hot cum fills your body, painting your insides a creamy white in thick ropes causing you to choke out a moan from the feeling. “Kenny...” You manage to breathe out.

Your lover looks down at you, enjoying the blissful expression in your eyes. He moves his hand to allow you to breathe again as he drops an unchararcteristically soft kiss to your lips. “You’re so fuckng tiny compared to me, but you take my cock like a fucking champion.”

You smile at his praise. “Anything for you, Kenny.”

[linpunny]

Tumblr losing they minds about nanamin today. I’m here for it! Step on me daddy, use those big hands to yank me down on your dick by the nape of my neck. Grab me by the hair and guide me back down your length when I gag and choke, my throat rejecting you, force me to take you even deeper sir

[linpunny]

Pushing the Taiju agenda all day today 🙇‍♀️ bowing to King Kong looking up at him with pretty wet eyes and a mouth full of his dick while his fingertips run along the bulge that’s he’s fucking into your tight throat.

And post.

[linpunny]

Okay, I'll bite: What's your favorite headcannon about Taiju and what makes him special to you? I see you talk about him a lot and I'm curious

I’ll do sfw 🤭 cause soft Taiju makes my brain melt just as much as nasty primal dom daddy Taiju.

My favorite headcannon about Taiju is absolutely how he will subtly be playful with you. And you only. It’s not a side many others get to see. Most see him as a strict man, one that is and can be cruel with those apex predator like eyes. Not many dare to even joke or kid with Taiju because he alone is so intimidating. When he walks into a room he demands your attention and expects respect from everyone in the vicinity. But with you me he’ll let you get away with small bouts of bratting, calling him silly nicknames because he knows its affectionate, he’ll play into your banter if you try and fluster him but will turn it around and fluster you back even worse. It warms his heart to give into you and see that familiar twinkle in your eyes when he matches your energy, plus he’s down just as bad as you are. He just shows it by letting his guard down, giving you a side of himself no one else ever will know or see.

What makes him special to me lololololo let me not write a paragraph about my husband 😅 butttt it has to be that despite what he did and his past is not the best in the anime but his actions came from a place of love, love for his family and while he executed that love in the wrong ways he realized what he did wrong and tried to rectify his wrong doings once he was humbled and made to see how his flaws. And just like I would never judge him for his past or those rough edges he does the same for me. Looks past all the things that no one else is able to love and loves me just as selfishly as I love him. All the good and bad parts.

God I’m sick for him, Glitch.

[linpunny]

literally all i can think about right now is Taiju.

"S'too big, won't fit! Tai-Taiju m'not ready yet!!" you hiccup as Taiju chuckles knowing that this was all part your bratty facade and like always you would soon be melting around him and begging him to fuck you deeper. He wraps his large hand around your pretty little neck, his fingers squeezing firmly enough to silence the lies that you utter out inbetween filthy moans. The only noise he wants to hear right now is the gooey wet squelching of your pussy on his dick as he fucks you open, large vein on the underside of his shaft dragging through your tight walls. Predator-like golden eyes staring down at your fucked out expression, corner of his lips tugging into a cocky fanged smirk at the state your already in as he bends down to whisper in your ear, "Damn, little one are you that desperate for my dick? Your this fuckin' soaked and I haven't even really started to fuck you yet." His husky voice causes you to clench down impossibly tighter around his cock. He absolutely loves how quickly you go from complaining that he's too big and that he won't fit to moaning and creaming around his shaft as he fucks you dumb.

[linpunny]

A mood board of me for Taiju tonight:

[linpunny]

IF EVIL WHY SO HOT

Hot Taiju Shiba 🐯

Manga Tokyo Revengers

This man is too...big 😳

I made a fanfic about him. Click Here and enjoy 🔥

[linpunny]

Let me reblog my taiju works since we pushing Taiju agenda due to the new episode that premiered. He was the fucking king of the show. He looked so fucking fine and I was staring and drooling and whining and groaning and embarrassingly had to change my panties an infinite amount of times through his scenes.

I never fell out of love but I definitely was eating fistful of butterflies and my heart was in a panic just like the first time I saw him in S2.

[linpunny]

Me to literally anyone that judges me for selfshipping with Taiju:

“That’s my man and ama stick beside ‘em”

I’m feeling very self indulgent today I’ll roll on my back, and wag my tail for pets like the good puppy I am today for that gorilla man.