#dessy stfu

[linpunny]

When daddy Hotaru was poking Tanji in the face all I could think about was how THICK his fingers looked, how I needed them inside me. Same when he choked Mui like damn daddy give me that hand necklace. WHEN WILL IT BE ME

#haganezuka be like, "violence is ALWAYS the answer"

[dessiesposts]

Hiiiii Dessie, I just wanted to let you know that I love and appreciate your work and thanks for sharing your talent with us <3

I wanna kiss you on the mouth stfu you’re so sweet 🥹🥰

I’m planning to drop part 3 soon. We’re going to see the reader’s quince 🤭

[linpunny]

My favorite thing ever is knowing that Taiju is a nasty filthy whore who wants nothing more than to make you me cum all over him and the sheets underneath you us both. But only for you, he would never think to be this way with anyone else but his precious lil puppy. Stops at absolutely nothing to make it happen too, whether it’s with his wicked thick tongue, or those large fingers that stretch your tiny little cunt out so well in preparation for his fat veiny dick that sits so snug on your cervix ready to pound his thick ass load into you.

I’m not sorry I’m ill about Taiju right now.

[meandertreme-liveblogs]

Slightly belated session end summary

bc see the thing is this last session really does deserve an ses

So now I know that Haytham was a Templar the whole time. And Templars are evil, although I personally haven’t seen them do anything specifically evil, so that’s bad. and Desmond kinda throws a fit about it, which honestly fair, bc it’s fair for Desmond to feel like he had been helping the templars for this 10% of the game or whatever, and that’s Not Goals. But Daddy’s all “NO YOU HAVE TO” i don’t even actually know what daddy was going on about he was all you have to like ignore your actual morals and beliefs???? i don’t understand but. it winds up with daddy being abusive and awful and everyone else in the room kinda just pretending the whole conversation never happened??? get dessy away from daddy 2k12

I don’t know why I’m so entertained by the whole like “when you pet the animals or stand on high places you don’t actually always touch the things” part--like, that’s a standard part of video games, but it kinda feels like asscreed should be able to do better? It’s not that old a game, right? I mean, I guess 2012 is like five years ago, so. Man, I’m old.

Also the characters conversations are so just awkward and stilted? Like again, standard video game fare, but it’s just so funny for this game. I don’t know why I find it so hilarious but just. “What reason did he give” stfu john (i don’t actually know who g-dubs was talking to but his name’s probably john, statistically)

The stealth is not really something I’m suited too, but I’m getting better. Sure stealing those plans and disabling those cannons took hours of gameplay and it was def not a large fort but like I was much better at stealth by the end of it, so.

I don’t understand how the animus works? Or what the ‘batteries’ shaun talked about do? or how the animus decides what history to show me? also in the opening narration dessy’s dad says that he lived the past or whatever but only desmond himself has lived in his ancestors right? What do they get out of the animus anyway? Maybe starting at game 3 wasn’t such a good idea..

So yeah now i get to be Baby!Collin for a bit! We’ll see how the time skip that will inevitably happen (i’m not particularly interested in playing Baby!Collin meeting important revolutionary leaders and killing people--actually ngl I kinda am? They’re just not gonna let me but tbh i would not say no to a game where you’re like 12 but also it’s a stealth asscreed or dishonored or thief type game. Like, i’m not saying it should get made bc the moral ambiguity there but i’d play it.

[linpunny]

Thinking about Obi Akitaru cause how can this man save lives everyday and then come home and murder my pussy every night into the next morning???? Like??? SIR give her CPR or something damn.

​by cpr I mean put your mouth on my pussy and kiss her till I wake up obviously.

[linpunny]

I saw your Taiju thoughts, and I'm curious about if you have more, sooo....please, can we hear more Taiju thoughts from his #1 darling???

Literally the limit does not exist on the depraved, sweet, sick, loving, deplorable fluffy, disgusting and wholesome thoughts I have about Taiju Shiba.

I never talk soft about him atleast not often cause I’m in a constant state of feral for my husband but he’s actually very soft for me. If I said “I love you more Taiju.” He would immediately say “Impossible. I’ve loved you since before you were even mine.” And then walk away cause he won’t let me argue with him. It’s a competition he always wins. He has to not only one up me but also make sure I have not even the slightest chance of winning. “I need you more than I need air, Tai” and he just smiles with his eyes and says with a straight face the most love sick responses back to me “You breathe life into me.”

I can’t win with him. He’s my biggest simp. He’s down worse for me than I am for him actually.

And for a feral thought he actually is the biggest most disgusting munch of a man. He eats the pussy for his pleasure. He enjoys it that much. He knows that I’m getting pleasure from it, but he gets even more pleasure from watching me squirm and writhe and cum apart on his tongue till I’m mindless and begging and even then he won’t stop.(I never beg him to stop anyways though) He gets pussy drunk or should I say Dessy drunk and enjoys overstimulating me first and foremost before he does anything else to me. He loves having me desperate for him and loves to hear me beg for him even more. He’d eat me for all his meals and snacks if he could. Use me as a few drops of sweeter in his otherwise dark roast black coffee.

[linpunny]

Taiju brain rot is rotting.

Think about Taiju having to go away on a business trip for a few weeks, he knows he won’t be able to breed you every night and fill you full of his thick load but he can mark you up.

Taiju marking me you up before a long business trip. And I’m talking about head to toe marks. Deep bites on the exposed skin of your neck, dark red and purple love marks and hickeys on every inch of skin that is showing from the neck to the collarbone. Under the shirt is much less noticeable, those are for his eyes only but he marks above your heart, bites on the top of your breast and down your sides. Ties your hands behind your back with his favorite color rope so there’s an imprint, his mark on your wrists. They last the longest and he loves to come back to see the red bands from where he bound you before he left. Kisses sweetly on your ankles while he has you folded up with your knees to your ears. Bites all over your thighs. Sucks your clit till it’s swollen so everytime your panties rub against it you think of him. bruises on your hips from how hard he was holding me you from the night before 🫠 He’s gotta make sure every one knows who you belong to and that your taken while he’s gone.

[linpunny]

Tumblr losing they minds about nanamin today. I’m here for it! Step on me daddy, use those big hands to yank me down on your dick by the nape of my neck. Grab me by the hair and guide me back down your length when I gag and choke, my throat rejecting you, force me to take you even deeper sir

[linpunny]

Pushing the Taiju agenda all day today 🙇‍♀️ bowing to King Kong looking up at him with pretty wet eyes and a mouth full of his dick while his fingertips run along the bulge that’s he’s fucking into your tight throat.

And post.

[linpunny]

HES A PREDATOR HES HOLDING A KILLER WHALE AN APEX PREDATOR

Reeeeeeeeeeee I’ll gladly be his prey

[linpunny]

Okay, I'll bite: What's your favorite headcannon about Taiju and what makes him special to you? I see you talk about him a lot and I'm curious

I’ll do sfw 🤭 cause soft Taiju makes my brain melt just as much as nasty primal dom daddy Taiju.

My favorite headcannon about Taiju is absolutely how he will subtly be playful with you. And you only. It’s not a side many others get to see. Most see him as a strict man, one that is and can be cruel with those apex predator like eyes. Not many dare to even joke or kid with Taiju because he alone is so intimidating. When he walks into a room he demands your attention and expects respect from everyone in the vicinity. But with you me he’ll let you get away with small bouts of bratting, calling him silly nicknames because he knows its affectionate, he’ll play into your banter if you try and fluster him but will turn it around and fluster you back even worse. It warms his heart to give into you and see that familiar twinkle in your eyes when he matches your energy, plus he’s down just as bad as you are. He just shows it by letting his guard down, giving you a side of himself no one else ever will know or see.

What makes him special to me lololololo let me not write a paragraph about my husband 😅 butttt it has to be that despite what he did and his past is not the best in the anime but his actions came from a place of love, love for his family and while he executed that love in the wrong ways he realized what he did wrong and tried to rectify his wrong doings once he was humbled and made to see how his flaws. And just like I would never judge him for his past or those rough edges he does the same for me. Looks past all the things that no one else is able to love and loves me just as selfishly as I love him. All the good and bad parts.

God I’m sick for him, Glitch.

[linpunny]

literally all i can think about right now is Taiju.

"S'too big, won't fit! Tai-Taiju m'not ready yet!!" you hiccup as Taiju chuckles knowing that this was all part your bratty facade and like always you would soon be melting around him and begging him to fuck you deeper. He wraps his large hand around your pretty little neck, his fingers squeezing firmly enough to silence the lies that you utter out inbetween filthy moans. The only noise he wants to hear right now is the gooey wet squelching of your pussy on his dick as he fucks you open, large vein on the underside of his shaft dragging through your tight walls. Predator-like golden eyes staring down at your fucked out expression, corner of his lips tugging into a cocky fanged smirk at the state your already in as he bends down to whisper in your ear, "Damn, little one are you that desperate for my dick? Your this fuckin' soaked and I haven't even really started to fuck you yet." His husky voice causes you to clench down impossibly tighter around his cock. He absolutely loves how quickly you go from complaining that he's too big and that he won't fit to moaning and creaming around his shaft as he fucks you dumb.

[linpunny]

A mood board of me for Taiju tonight:

[nymphoheretic]

Yall obviously don't know either of them.

Just look at #Dessy stfu and you'll see how delulu my bestie is

Since I've talked with @linpunny about this (who claimed they can be more delulu than @zoyakuna ), let's see who ACTUALLY wins 🤭😈

[linpunny]

Let me reblog my taiju works since we pushing Taiju agenda due to the new episode that premiered. He was the fucking king of the show. He looked so fucking fine and I was staring and drooling and whining and groaning and embarrassingly had to change my panties an infinite amount of times through his scenes.

I never fell out of love but I definitely was eating fistful of butterflies and my heart was in a panic just like the first time I saw him in S2.

[linpunny]

I desire to be folded up under a big beefy gorilla man aka Taiju please come in clutch and dive in balls deep like right NEOW 🥺