#despite the rumors

[kraniumet]

do they simply no longer create two slapstick comedians who make out sloppy style with each other about every second season finale or so?

[potato-lord-but-not]

drew a bunch of Oscars (and an Arthur) cus ummmm uhhhh no I’m too embarrassed to say

anyway in order of appearance: @cyanorth, @mikonez, @skrungleyscrimbo, @percymawce-arts, @thedoodlebuggo, @daffytheimp, andd @sevinite (sorry for tagging y’all I just think everyone else should join in on my favorite recreational activity of staring at drawings of Oscar)

[azu1as]

once again thinking about sqq unintenionally becoming a harem master in the eyes of can qiong and civilians.

it starts off with him saving one of binghe's future wives because ! she was one of the more interesting wives !! with powers that ariplane retconned in later chapters for no reason !!!!!!

"What a sweet girl," Shen Qingqiu murmurs as he opened the thank you package delivered to him because she wanted to thank the immortal master for saving her from a beast that in PIDW had traumatized her into becoming a recluse.

Shen Qingqiu hums as he touches the new hand-painted fan. Sweat begins beading on his neck at the murderous glare his white lotus Binghe was directing at the object in his hands.

This master is sorry, Binghe, but this fan is too precious to throw!

Shen Qingqiu clears his throat, "It would be good if she sends more gifts," to her future husband Binghe, of course.

That way, his sweet bun realizes that this was nothing more but a gift to her father-in-law. Aiya, why is the glare even worse?

a week later, sqq saves another wife by complete coincidence on a trip down to the village. she insists on joining him back to cang qiong and sqq gives in because of how persistent she was.

binghe breaks the plate of snacks he was holding when he bumps into them.

sqq: oh shit binghe's jealous. quick gotta send her his way and make them spend more time together

and then the lady just asks him about sqq and whether he's married single looking for someone.

and it keeps happening. sqq isn't sure either why he's meeting all these future wives. maybe the system wanted him to give his future approval? the system was being a bitch and seemed to enjoy his confusion over the way events had been continuously unfolding.

but then one of binghe's sly wives—a scammer who airplane contradictorily describes as pure-hearted at her core—comes up to him one day and tells him, "I have your baby."

And she shamelessly does it in front of the whole cang qiong delegation.

Shen Qingqiu doesn't know where or who the shrill keening sound was coming from.

[simpfornegan]

i am a child of divorce.

[raviola-triggers]

He stayed in the shrine with Miko after the second betrayal

[pamouche]

Something is stuck on your face.

JACK & JOKER. EP 10 // SPECIAL EPISODE

[jackfrostimposter]

genuinely why is there so much misinformation about the guardians of childhood book series?

[thecolorsfucked]

walking past a local drag bar and im just reminded at how commodified and mainstream its become and reminded when my gen x friend told me how ppl love men in dresses but they hate trans women in dresses

[itstimeforstarwars]

Since February the new store manager has talked to me like maybe 10 times and half of those times have just been "hey how's it going." And today she asked if I was vegan. This is perhaps the first bit of personal information she's ever asked me for??? And it’s this???

[clit-a-cola]

It's so weird how I'll go days or weeks without someone in my inbox complaining about leasebound and then they'll jump in with something that's from like

30 pages ago

Like idk what's happening over in your life man but you can stop re-reading the comic any time you like.

[fideidefenswhore]

Anne's ability to hold the king off for seven years is part of her legend. The brilliance of her strategy was to cast herself in the role of the courtly lady, requiring Henry to play to perfect knight. Henry was nothing if not dogged in the pursuit of all the roles in which he cast himself—philosopher-king, warrior, even husband—and 'this persona of courtly lover...was fully formed in Henry and had been signaling...for an answering adept to come and lift its latch. In Anne, he had her: she was the mistress of Petrarchan contraries [...] the perfect [player] for the king's tender interest.'

Renaissance Prince: Elizabeth, Lisa Hilton

[hanakihan]

i want salieri to have more nice things so

man in his life literally tutored brightest musicians of our world, hell, he even tutored mozart’s son

watch guda summoning a bunch of high rarity famous musicians who look cool and even maybe cold af but the moment they see salieri they go all excited like ‘teacher!’

also lmao with Beethoven it’s even funnier because salieri and beethoven engage into fast sign language conversation you’ll take that hc from my dead cold hands

at this point man mothered mentored child servants and brightest musicians, watch them be his emotional support

[thedevotionaltour]

my favorite game is going i think the character that i view very much as extremely similar to myself and see a lot of myself in has this and then going but that doesnt reflect on me or say anything about me despite those being extremely relatable traits. my second favorite game is doing that but with my mom and friends instead.

[ellerywithablog]

me on the phone w my mother two days ago: yeah i think if a third person gets fired it might all go to anarchy like last year but so far it’s been pretty stable after the first two

today: well.

[misscromwellsmonocle]

Despite Rumors To The Contrary, I Am Not, In Fact, A "Punk Ass Bitch" by Matt Adrian

[suenitos]

you talk about this with your manager? Your manager is so chill

i know right my manager seriously keeps me sane. and they are so awesome to me