#desperate dan

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⚠️Vote for whomever YOU DO NOT KNOW⚠️‼️

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Post-apocalypse Dundee

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June 1983 ad for The Dandy Comic Library No. 5. DC Thomson.

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Robert Harrop Beano and Dandy figures offered en masse in upcoming auction

An auction at Runcorn's Auction Centre includes a large number of Beano produced by Robert Harrop early next month

An auction at Runcorn’s Auction Centre includes a large number of Beano produced by Robert Harrop early next month. Some of them are often offered for sale at quite high prices on other sites, so if you have holes in your collection, this could be a good way to fill them. Bidding on this “Timed Auction” ends on 2nd July 2023 and you can view the whole catalogue, which also includes badges,…

[iamlostandinneedofcoffee]

I like to imagine that every once in a while Red Hood just goes off comms for long stretches of time and comes back bruised as shit and exhausted before logging off for the night and the rest of bat brigade is trying to figure out which villain of the week keeps jumping him.

Eventually they, cause communication is a skill no one learned, just start harassing hood’s men to find out whose turf they are invading only to find out they thought the bats were beefing with Red again cause he keeps mumbling about brats.

Now they are trying to find out which one of them is lying about fucking with Jason and no one is owning up, the trackers they keep putting on him are fizzling out, no one as any idea and Jason ain’t saying shit. But like he’s never properly irritated about it or asks for help nor can they find anything out so they let it go for now (read keep trying to track him to no avail).

And then one night Red Robin comes across Red getting chased and then fighting off a feral looking teenager on the roofs of Crime Alley and just when he looks like he is getting the upper hand another drops down from above (how the fuck the nearest taller building is not anywhere near close enough to dive into the fight from what the fuck?!?) and joins the brawl.

Tim is about to rush in to help Jason before the two teens’ heads turn in unison to him with Lazarus green eyes and look like cats when they see a red dot. Jason panics and before he can grab them, they leap and now Tim is in a cartoon brawl dust cloud and all and Jason has joined in and is calling them all brats and how his gunna whop their ass- and there is a foot in his mouth.

And yet through it all Tim never feels afraid. In fact, as he fights he realises they are keeping up and beating him all whilst smiling and punning(?!? They must never meet dick SHIT DUCK) and that won’t fucking do, so he brings out all his tools and tricks and is getting matching by two raccoon twins. 20 minutes later they are all grinning bloody smiles and just as he is about to slam his bo staff up into into the female looking twin, a whistle is blown.

They all freeze and look over in unison as if they all became shining quadruplets at a giant shit house built fucking man. And like Tim has seen big men. Bane is a big mother fucker. Superman is a big mother fucker, and is also shaped like one. Bats is big but this guy even though his is maybe not as large he feels infinitely more terrifying and that’s before you get to the flaming(fucking literally, how does that even work or stay in the pony tail) white hair.

“Alright enough for tonight or foods gunna go cold. Inside.” A voice bellows across the roof before the man disappears??!? At the mention of food the one top of Tim almost starts drooling, gets up and starts dragging Tim’s still prone body across the roof and off of it OH FUCK AND INTO A WALL WHA and they went through it… well

A couple second later Jason and the other dude stumble in. Jason picks Tim up as he is coming down from that mini adrenaline rush at and puts a arm around Tim, half hug half chokehold, saying “say nothing and you get to join once a week. Say shit and you’re haunted.” And walks off to the kitchen and starts bringing out food.

… safe to say the rest of the bats are now confused why Tim of all people is now turning up bruised as well with Jason, cause if it was him to start why has he started loosing all of a sudden??? And he says fuck all but his weapons and fighting style has got more chaotic and terrifying.

Oh and he seems to be eating… well you win some and lose some

[themostfuniveverhad]

presenting: mystery museum man

[evermorepeyton]

“whatever the fuck this is” as in i literally don’t know what the fuck this is

[phanandme]

Starting a rumor Dan and Phil couldn’t beat poppy playtime 4 so maybe they’ll upload to prove me wrong

[elderwisp]

◁ || ▷ now playing

Atlas: Hola hola.

Dan: Atlas? I tried looking for you and then they started performing!

Atlas: It’s okay! Is it just you?!

Dan: Yea! I’m sorry, I told them-

Atlas: Don’t worry about it!

Dan: You sure?

Atlas: Mhm, let’s enjoy the rest of the show!

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[briseise]

it’s always hawsie time with bdubs

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Upcoming Sworders auction of Modern and Contemporary Art sees Dennis the Menace offered alongside Picasso!

Artworks from The Beano, The Dandy and SMASH! are included in an upcoming auction at Essex-based auction house Sworders, nestling alongside art and prints by Sir Peter Blake, , Barry Fantoni, Dame Barbara Hepworth, David Hockney, LS Lowry and others

Artworks from The Beano, The Dandy and SMASH! are included in an upcoming auction at Essex-based auction house Sworders, nestling alongside art and prints by Sir Peter Blake, Terrance Cuneo, Barry Fantoni, Dame Barbara Hepworth, David Hockney, LS Lowry, Pablo Picasso, and photographs by David Bailey and others. “Biffo the Bear” and “Desperate Dan” artworks, and more, feature in the upcoming…

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