#descole sweep

[mortallychaotickingdom]

"I really wonder who you'll vote for. No pressure at all, really."  😇

I just wanted to say: VOTE DES!!!

*disappears in full panic because I wasted this morning on trashy husbando pic instead of working*  😭 😭 😭

[seveneyedsoliloquy]

Doodles from today

Descole because he won, he is my blorbo and I will draw him as such

Character sketches, just some guys

[0rangejulius]

Made a quick sketch in celebration of Descole’s sexy man sweep! I love my boi despite knowing almost nothing lore wise!! RIP Grosky and Layton tho, I had my hopes for those two as well <3

[descalled]

LET'S GOOO WE WON

[laytonwithagun]

@layton-heritage-posts Time to take action

[darklight-owl]

For your information every time I cheer my blorbo on in one of these tournaments I'm really going like this

[nebulousboops]

HELL YEAHHHHHH SHE LIVES TO FIGHT ANOTHER DAY

The fight against Descole will be tough, but GOD DAMN EMMY SWEEP WILL PERSERVERE

DO IT FOR THE ULTIMATE GIRLBOSS!

[adriftinthev0id]

I still can’t believe I joined this fandom just in time for a sexyman contest and THEN have the one main villain I knew win-

100/10 :>

Ok everyone, get ready and hold on to your seat because I’m about to tell you the winner of Professor Layton and the True Sexyman:

With a difference of 164 votes, our new top Sexyman is…

Jean Descole!

[its-to-the-death]

Even though I’m a Layton fan who votes on these polls Layton fans who vote on these polls scare me like the level of organization in this fandom is insane. Anyway Descole’s Theme Sweep.

Lmao I’m not very familiar with the Layton fandom before now

[ccmmander]

@s-pecter

There was a storm brewing overhead, there almost always was, but the winds sweeping through the city were violent, kicking up dead leaves and debris along with it.

Like the very world itself was trembling with anticipation for what was coming. The air had gone cold, the heavy gusts bustling his coat didn't help, but there was no time to stop and consider if the weather would even be amicable for flying. It was a risk they'd take, among the many they'd already had, and Bronev had every intention of moving forward with the plan.

Whatever it takes.

That included an ambush- fueled by desperation or simply a need to get even?- down on the landing strip, no one, but the two of them because in the end, they were the only ones that would know, that it would matter to, and they would now finally see each other face-to-face. Bronev wouldn't be taking no for an answer.

The racking of a gun was easily carried down the corridor, echoing in the silence of fear.

"Before you board that ship," he started calmly, his voice raised above the winds whipping through the channel, "I advise you to strongly consider your choices before you make a final decision."

Across the tarmac, Jean Descole stood, his means of escape behind him and that man was in possession of something Bronev wanted- no, needed. They both knew that. Both knew the other wasn't going down without a fight. And now, no one stood between them.

His head was between the crosshairs.

[layton-heritage-posts]

This is the most difficult tournament I've ever had to vote in. The PL songs are all nothing but bangers... Most I can do is go back to my roots and cheer for a Descole('s theme) sweep

when in doubt, always take Descoles side!

[targentis]

spotify’s takes on my edgy descole playlist: a journey

yeah can you tell i’m bored out of my bones? so i’m making THIS post now. fuck it.

1. Volatile Times - IAMX

Look at me, what have I become I am lost, I was once a gentleman

uh, 10/10, this not only slaps but is also very fitting. thanks spotify, you did it. you did it so much you inspired me to make a whole ass post. very edgy, very Descole. thanks.

2. The Wolf - PHILDEL

The wishes I’ve made are too vicious to tell The devil already he knows me so well

ermmmm maybe 3/10. not quite the vibe i’m going for here, but bonus points for the wolf metaphor because y’all know i see “wolf” and i immediately go oh Descole? uh, but no, it’s not going on my playlist. this song and i are friends, though, so i’m sure i’ll see it again somewhere else.

3. Savages - MARINA

I’m not afraid of God I am afraid of Man

UGH. SPOTIFY! this is cheating. Savages is already on like half my Des playlists. it’s not on this one because it’s a Sycamore song and not a Descole song (and it’s certainly not edgy enough). so uh. 5/10. that’s the wrong Des form.

4. Oleander - Mother Mother

You stood beside me when I was out of my mind I broke the glass, and you were there to sweep it aside

uh, okay, this is…mmm…certainly EDGY, but not really…Descole enough. ya feel? i do like this song. this is on a playlist that’s RELATED to Des in some way. but alas. like, 2/10 here.

5. Welcome to Lady Hell - Dirt Poor Robins

For as sad as it seems Somehow she’s still holding on to all of her dreams Even though we know she’ll never break from this spell She can’t let go in lady hell

good song! but 1/10 for my purposes. this song has been sitting in my kin limbo playlist for a while though. i don’t think it’s a Descole song lmfao.

6. Hope of Morning - Icon For Hire

The last mistake, the choice I made Staring in the mirror with myself to blame Sometimes I’m afraid of the thoughts inside Nowhere to hide inside my mind

as an Icon For Hire stan for the past 4-ish years i’ve heard this song so many times i was PRETTY sure this was going to be a 1/10 rating but. like. actually? this COULD be an edgy Descole song, if you really WANTED it to be. i still don’t think so, but whatever. 4/10. it has potential.

7. Grande Finale - Studio Killers

I’ve been a dirty bastard But I will clean my act up I wanna stop doing bad I wanna meet your mum and dad

okay. the phrase “Grande Finale” is VERY Descole. the message of this song? also very Des, i suppose, if you read Professor Sycamore and the Time Paradox, which, aha, you should. um, but not edgy enough. 5/10. not goin on THIS playlist, but it IS going on my other Des playlists, due to highkey giving me mems.

8. All The King’s Men - The Rigs

Remember when the darkness wasn’t all you had to see Remember when a part of you still hoped for what could be

folkloric references? themes of despair and recovery?? i’m LIVING! this is a song Descole deserves. but is it edgy? no. so i can’t put it on my playlist. but a solid 6/10 pick here, because at least the sound of it is a little edgy.

so, i mean...for a Spotify radio? not too bad! i only got one song worth putting on the playlist, but hey.

here's the edgy descole playlist itself, if you want to listen to it: (spotify) (youtube)

[dysfunctionalnerd]

prof lay zelda au??

i,,,, dont know how to add a cut so like,, sorry if this gets long I'm making this up as I go

I guess hersh is link cuz hes like courageous? and hes got like main character syndrome

or maybe zelda cuz hes wicked smart

fuck it hersh is zelda

uhhhhhhhh luke is link?? whacking all this moblin bastards cuz some power crazed thot decided to kidnap hersh cuz hes smart and got a yellow triangle

London hyrule I guess (lorule lol)

it's like hyrule except big Ben and bricks but like castles too I guess

hersh is like a prince but like only in title bc he actually gives all his money away and just lives in this little flat I guess and tries to live his best life despite having this lil yellow mark on his hand

and one day he comes across this like kinda roudy luke kid who at first hes like g od this kid is rude but like then luke brings him like a cuccoo egg bc somehow he learned that that's his fav produce ???????? point is he sees this kid has a big heart and grows fond of him and like adopts him I guess

but then Ganondorf!!!

but it's not ganondorf its ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, uh,,,, don Paulo

except hes like a fake ganon (think zant) but regardless he thinks he can rule everything and he wants that triforce!!

hersh feels the disturbance when don Paulo is like at it and hes like luke I'm gonna go see what's up cuz like technically I'm still a prince

but luke is like i!! wanna go with you!! and BAM yellow light and holy shit hes got a triforce piece too

and hersh is like wHAT

and like idk hersh is like u cant get involved I dont want u hurt so he like,, leaves without telling luke

turns out his fencing skills fall short of don paulos nast magic given to him and he get Kidnapped like a Loser

and the adventures of luke begins I guess

so like luke is out there solving puzzles and fucking up ancient temples n shit I guess and he meets emmy!! who gives him his horse!!

but it's a donkey

anyways they're best friends now

oh along the way he meets some random ass dude called randall?? luke nonchalantly tells him everything bc hes a roudy kid and suddenly this weirdo is super interested and worried?? weird

luke noticed randall is like Not So Suddenly following him but by the 3rd temple he figures this guy isnt actually getting in the way so it's like whatever I guess

but still creepy so he confronts the guy and hes like Hey!!! What the Fuck!!!

and randall confesses that when hersh and he were kids they lived in a big castle together and were best friends!!!

but then hersh hated the bougie 1% castle life and left without telling randall. bummer!

and Randall's been like searching for him since

now we know why hersh always absolutley refused to give his name to the papers!!

also hes a prince that would totally suck if the media knew it was him

anyway so luke and randall team up now and face don paulo

turns out randall ain't shit at fighting but he does know where some cool ass sword is (think of him as like navi or midna. he provides info)

luke has some generic but kinda powerful sword now yay ! time to fuck up some temple bc randall thinks that's smart

in the temple luke gets some kind of magic violin then??? and he can like,,,,,, aquire the power of the animals r some bs like that

time to head to don paulos

theres this big dialogue where luke is like gIVE ME BACK MY BEST FRIEND and don paulo is like Haha u ain't shit kid

turns out he is and don Paulo gets fucking destroyed

but????? no clue to hershs whereabouts when this fool falls???

and suddenly BAM luke gets taken by the hand by this weird but oddly familiar guy in this funky top hat and top hat man just fucking tears luke away from the now crumbling castle room place

luke is like hey What The Fuck

and top hat man is like you have a terrible fate ahead of you but you must save the prince

did I forget to mention luke doesnt know hersh is a prince

so luke is like prince????????

and top hat man is like yea so now u gotta go to this one shithole village nobody knows of and speak to the one the call buffoon

and the top hat man vanishes in a cryptic wave of leaves I guess

randall was there I guess but he only saw top hat man for like 1 second at the end and just fucking sCREAMS

and luke is like what the fUCK is going on

and randall is like do u not know??? r u serious??? but figures it's best he not know yet if this is what top hat man intended

so they go to shithole village and ???? it is not a buffoon, but flora!!

and this time flora is IMPORTANT and VITAL to the plot

flora is like hello they call me buffoon but I'm actually just a lesbian girl everyone here is just home of phobia

and luke is like wow hey cool literally the rest of London hyrule doesnt care pls leave shithole village

and flora is like I cant!! I'm protecting the master sword!

the master sword

floral like dont fcking touch it

luke touches it like an idiot

so luke pulls that shit out and darkness sweeps over the place

and oh dear heres the root of don paulos power!! turns out is Descoganon behind it all

luke tries to fight descole but like too powerful so he gets a Defeat

descoles like buahahahahaha u fool this isnt even my final form and he fuckin dives to finish off luke

but!

top hat man!

he like appears in front of luke and is devoured but descoganons darkness

but before that his top hat falls off and !!!!!!!! wow what a surprise its hersh

luke is like NO I was a FOOL I was too BRASH!! I am not courageous, but dumb!

and Randall's crying I guess but hes like it's not ur fault

and floras like I'm mad at u for pulling out that sword but I mean hes right in order to defeat descole u need to strike him with that sword

so of to descoganons we go!

oh yeah flora joined the team bc turns out shes a fucking BADASS magician

also she constantly gives randall shit for not being able to fight

you thought you heard the last of Emmy but no!! shes back again bc I said so!!!

she wants to join the team too and luke is like cool more horses

everyone's has a cool ass horse except luke who has his dumb lil DONKEY

hes pissed but also grateful he doesnt have to walk by foot but also a fucking donkey???? seriously???

and emmy's like fucking deal with it you whiny ass man

so yeah master sword and magic violin in hand luke calls upon the animals to aid him in battle and it's off to descoles we go!!!

wow this place is DARK

and also the iconic castle that everyone cherishes is now in ruins

and in the most concentrated area of darkness is hersh trapped, glowing just a little bit but fading fast

and luke is like FACE ME DESCOLE U COWARD

and he does

and hes like boutta lose again and flora is like NO! I awaken ur full power!!

and his triforce glows!!!! he is powerful! full of courage!

but descole starts fucking tearing appart in laughter

hes glowing too! he has a triforce too!! he has them all

if you've ever played any zelda game ever this is when descole turns into some pig

but alas by the power of the magic animal violin and the master sword he is defeated

flora dealt the most damage and at the end she was like luke u gotta stab him now and he was like uh ok I guess

voila!! hersh is no longer trapped in darkness!! nor is the rest of London

oh yeah Randall's gay for hersh duh first thing he does is run to him being like remember me???? doesnt matter I'm nursing you to health now

bc I SAID SO

oh but first luke runs to him crying and hugs him and is like pls dont ever leave like that again dad

and hersh is like did.... did u call me dad??? and he cries too and they hug

(except halfway through hersh collapses and luke is struggling to try and keep him from falling. how did this weak boy defeat such an all powerful being?????)

yeah hersh and randall get married flora gets a gf and happily ever after

oh and claire is like the goddess of London who made the damn triforce bc why the fucking hell not

so anyways yeah uhhhhhh someone tell nintendo to fucking hire me

[sophapop]

GUYS WE NEED DESCOLE TO WIN!

QUARTERFINALS MATCH 2

Propaganda under cut

Jean

Previous Polls: Round 1, Round 2 Additional Propaganda: Power abuse

Essek

Previous Poll

[floof-wulf030]

GET THAT PHANTOM OF THE OPERA LOOKING ASS OUT OF HERE EMMY

[layton-heritage-posts]

gonna make myself a prediction bracket à la NCAA basketball lol. currently guessing that layton's theme, UF/LF's theme, the veil of night, and descole's theme will make up the final 4. i'd hope for a black market #sweep but that's not very #realistic is it.

I’ll bet you 5 nonexistent euros that Laytons theme will win.