#derrick krueger

[kikiavci]

Do y'all think Derrick Krueger was like so glad he died before he could get dunked on the same way Mike Townsend was

[furballfaggot]

also because i saw a post about some parallels between derrick krueger and jaylen: i cannot be consoled knowing that they both have different variations of "you were the best if only for a moment" (hotdogfingers got incinerated as a wonderful pitcher and came back mediocre, krueger came out of the black hole during coronation as a wonderful pitcher after being mediocre and then blaseball just Ended)

[fabledivine]

ummmm derrick 70

MARN.... HOW LONG HAVE I OWED YOU THIS EVIL DERRICK

[charaznablescanontoyota]

headfirst slide into cooperstown on a bad bet

[cryinginblaseball]

fuck it, The Ballad of the Unremarkable Derrick Krueger Thursday

Listen to: the ballad of unremarkable derrick krueger (live @ TAKEOVER) by the garages

This song is incredible. It’s beautiful and haunting and absolutely wrecks me every time.

[fogwitchoftheevermore]

sigh. ballad of unremarkable derrick krueger and blaseball!au mumbo we’re really in it now aren’t we.

[spiritunwilling]

5, 10 for tgcf?

5. do you have a favorite character? who?

I'm not sure, actually, they take turns being On My Mind. which is mu qing rn. guy of the month. otherwise, i think yin yu is leaving quite a lasting impression though. which is probably a first for him.

10. if you made an amv about this, what song would you set it to?

big thoughts on this. i love to imagine blorbos in the song. have started assembling many playlists but haven't managed to rlly contemplate harder on a good lineup for a lot of them though. anyways here's some im thinkign abt. some of these im picturing in terms of amvs and some in terms of animatics:

hualian - you were cool by the mountain goats: yknow. people were mean to you. but i always thought you were cool. thats a big thing for them. this would be an amv, i think, if/when the donghua gets to show their history throughout those 800 years more.

beefleaf - your belgian things (also by. the mountain goats): struggling to articulate how i feel abt this song wrt them specifically but it's like. the men were here to get your belgian things & he xuan's spies possibly clearing out of heaven post black water & the wind and earth palaces empty. walking gingerly across the bruised earth. anyways this would be an animatic.

WAIT hold on. had a thought:

yin yu - the ballad of unremarkable derrick krueger by the garages: [My name is Derrick Krueger / The fans call me Der / Or they would, if I had fans] + [As the sky grows dim / Tell them I did my best / I was funny and kind / Please don’t let them forget]. waves my hands wildly

[planet4546b]

congrats to jackie (has been awarded both double play and mike townsend knows what he's gotta do)

[microphone-blazeball]

why did you call me over?

... fanart?

they're making fanart of me?

MY SONG?

uh hello! It's Derr here.

thanks for the art! um i really like how you did my face here, it really looks like im sleeping. what do i say now yeah, uh thanks... i miss it too. i never played that long, but i smashed it while i was there. if only i had gotten another shot... oh damn sorry for going off like that, thanks for the art!

- Derrick Krueger

Man I miss Blaseball. Anyways here's the Unremarkable Derrick Krueger

[build-a-buddy]

his name is derrick krueger; the fans call him der-- at least they would if he had fans. (aka today's comfort plushie.)

[charaznablescanontoyota]

🎵 and derrick because. its derrick :)

ITS DERRICK!! my derrick playlist is one of my longest blb guy playlists lmao. let me dive in and grab 4 that make me insane (+ a bonus from ye olde sebderrick playlist)

low tide - the wonder years

i'm staring at the dust that's gathered on the fake plants i've given up, i can't keep the real thing living i watch the bluish glow of my shadow paint the far wall in the middle of the night, i'm watching korean baseball

mr. invisible - thank you scientist

when i say that you can count on me, it's true but it seems to me that i can't count on you

don't let me fall behind - jukebox the ghost

and aren't we all alone? well and far behind like i am sometimes don't treat me like the past, don't let me fall behind

the dissonance - stop.drop.rewind

can a man be more than just the sum (play the jukebox, four more chances) of the things he's overcome? (we're not scared to be the last ones dancing) drag yourself above the dissonance raise your voice if no one's listening you win by still existing

somewhere a judge - hop along

death, indiscriminate drags off the newborn buck with the broken leg in the shadow of conversations had while i was asleep not to mention the years of conversations you've had without me afternoon vanilla sun crawls away across the lawn through the phone I pull you and drag your voice around

[taketheringtolohac]

I’m actually really curious. What are everyone’s top 5 garages songs. I’ll start lol– in no particular order– it’s pathetic/spineless, unremarkable derrick krueger (live at takeover), double play, flooding/drowning, and park it (live at riv). ok your turn.

[charaznablescanontoyota]

as the president of the brisket friendo fanclub can i offer you my human brisket friendo interp explainer post and also the rest of my tag about him

okay while people are reading my blase posts i am so far behind on player lore. somebody tell the story of their favorite player so i can cheer or cry a lot or reblog it 10,000 times and hype them up to all my friends

[fogwitchoftheevermore]

the nature of writing blaseball or blaseball adjacent fic is that everything is at least a little inspired by someone else. this is half of the reason i need to figure out ao3 footnotes for this fic.

[polkadotpatterson]

WHAT R YOUR FAVE GARAGES SONGS??

I KNOW SOME TRACKS BUT I FEEL LIKE BACK IN SUMMER 2020 I WAS LISTENING TO THEIR MUSIC FOR A MIN BUT THEN I LOOKED BACK AND THEY HAD 20 MORE ALBUMS AN I GOT SCARED...

ough ok in no particular order other than being compelled to put Sun 2 first, also I’m limiting myself to just a few lol:

-Sun 2

-Where is your spirit

-Bones to Ohio

-In the feedback

-The ballad of unremarkable Derrick Krueger (Takeover version)

-Mike Townsend (Knows what he’s gotta do)

-The shelling of Oliver Loofah by the coward York Silk

-All the best

-5AM shift

-Morning is coming

-Solar eclipse

-Firewalker with me

-Morrow Doyle hits a hole out of left center field

-curse of crows (both the original and the Riley version)

Don't be intimidated by the Many Albums! They're all well worth checking out. The one I recommend above all else is DISCIPLINE, which has the most cohesive narrative (covering the whole of the discipline era) and just all around great songs. Other noted Oops All Bangers are ENCORE, DEICIDE, UNSTABLE, and the collab album BLATTLE OF THE BLANDS (the albums with all caps titles are just more powerful, I guess! Fits your vibe too, anon). Some of my other personal favourite albums are ROSTER, #14, and storm’s here, but you really can’t go wrong with any of them!

[enderluna]

Ballablean

Ballablean : a bordaen related to the song The Ballad of Unremarkable Derrick Krueger

[pt: ballablean]

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