#derper

[grinchwrapsupreme]

The best part of Dexter s8 so far is that everyone is just constantly handing debra beverages

[mushroommanstan]

Sex Wrestling with Sub Shigaraki

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The habit first started when Kurogiri interupted one of your sex sessions.

He insisted that you two had too much of it, and that the time you both spent pleasuring each other would be much better spent training. You were annoyed at first, but you had to admit, Shigaraki had a good way of finding middle ground.

Every night available, you two would gather on an old wrestling mat in his room and try to pin eachother down and pleasure them. Whether with your mouth or fingers, the goal is to make your opponent cum first. The winner dominated and humiliated the other in the rough sex that followed.

You were currently pinned under Shigarakis strong arms, thighs pressed against your stomach with one hand while the other fingered you deeply. His dry fingers massaged and rubbed your sensitive walls as you wailed out in pleasure, shaking limbs finding no reprieve in his strong hold.

He cackled as you moaned out, bending down just enough for the tip of his tongue to tickle your clit. It was too much. He was superhuman when it came to pleasuring you, worming his tongue and fingers through your tight defenses and into the soft, hidden g-spots inside you didn’t even know existed. He was good. Too good.

“Looks like I’m gonna win y/n” he boasted, arms flexing with your derperate attempts to rip them off of you. It was no use, he was stronger than you and you knew it, no matter how much you writhed and squirmed. You felt your climax approaching and you wailed out. You couldn’t let him win. Not when you just got a new strap-on just for him. No, that ass is going to be filled tonight, you’re sure of it. You can do this.

While he was preoccupied, one leg freed itself from his hold, lowering down his chest until your toes felt across his flush red tip. His cock bounced in surprise, him letting out a choked gasp as your toes danced along his tip. He twitched and throbbed but you managed to stay on his cock, your foot making its way down his shaft as he whined.

“Wait… no… stop!” He pleaded, his eyes burning with desperation as his fingers moved faster, harder, bludgeoning themselves against your walls.

“C’mon Tomura, I know you’re aching for me. I know you want me to fill your desperate, greedy little hole and make you cry out.”

He moaned out at the thoughts being forcefully planted in his mind, beginning to panic a little as you turned the tables. He worked even harder, determined to finish this.

You squealed, legs shaking and eyes crossing but you wouldn’t give up. You kept moving your foot along his dick until you saw his eyebrows scrunch together in pleasure.

You kept giving him dirty talk too, knowing he couldn’t handle it when you told him all the things you wanted to do. His hips buckled with every suggestive purr, a sight that gave you hope as you pushed your foot against him more firmly.

You were both embarrassingly close, but just as you were about to give in, you used your finishing move. You slammed your foot down, your heel crushing his balls into the mat as he screamed out in pleasure filled agony. White ropes of victory spilled out over you as you finally allowed yourself to let go over his fingers. A cacophony of wails and moans left both of your mouths, the pleasure exploding inside you both and sending electricity wracking through your bodies. Then, as quickly as it came, it ended. You both finally fell back against the cushions, submerged in satisfied exhaustion.

He panted heavily, arm rising to wipe the sweat from his forehead as he fought to catch his breath. “Damn….. it…”

You chuckled, finally finding the strength to crawl back over to him, climbing onto his chest and resting your hand over his neck. His eyes gleamed as your fingers squeezed against his windpipes, a choked whimper leaving his pleased smirk. You chuckled.

“You lose, baby boy. Time to get punished~”

[machine-saint]

now i am become herp, derper of herps. look upon my works, ye mighty, and rageface

[sepyana]

Holy shit dude

This deck had like no draw which made things waaay more difficult than it needed to be. You can see I bought toolkit from derperation in hopes of it giving me a impatience, discovery or something (it didn't)

Maybe I shouldn't have taken the prostrates hmm

[prof-ramses]

Spooky Month 6 prediction: All That's Sweet Is Not Sugar

The episode will open with a seemingly normal night with the spookeez going to the candy club and Kevin getting annoyed as usual. However as he's about to usher them out they notice that a few people on the street are acting a little funny.

A similar situation happens with John, Jack and Rick at Gonuts, presumably with Rick quitting his latest job at some point.

The two groups try to navigate the situation as the "sugared up" townsfolk grow more dangerous along with shorter scenes of other characters dealing with the "outbreak".

One of the starring characters eventually ends up ingesting something sugar-laced and this results in a dedicated horror scene

The Candy Dealer is revealed to be responsible for the sugar-spiking relatively early into the episode, but it isn't until the last act that we see his real face or discover the true nature of the sugar (possibly an experimental chemical being tested by the dealer who's really a mad scientist).

The thugs who held Kevin at gunpoint in Unwanted Guest will act as the Candy Dealer's enforcers/bodyguards.

In the end the Dealer's own victims swarm him in a blind rage (Adding angst potential if Robert or John end up being involved in his death, that is, if he is related to them).

Personally, I don't think the Candy Dealer is directly working with the cult, but like the manufacturers of the happy fella dolls, is being accounted for by them in their plans (calling back to the OST cover that shows the cultists as the chess masters of all the other characters).

To be frank, I don't think we have enough information to speculate on the secret ending.

That's all I've got ,if you read this far you deserve to see this beautiful image I have dubbed "The Candy Derper", that I accidentally caught while trying to get the image at the top of the post.

[caps-clever-girl]

we need a greys anatomy show but like. at a vets. i want a team of doctors trying DESPERATELY to make a bionic leg for a leopard gecko while it's vitals are dropping and over the table two of the doctors make up after the year long sex fight they've been having or some ridiculous shit

in the first season finale they have to help a hurt tiger and they're the closest thing to help even thought they aren't at all equipped but derperate times and all that - and then the tiger wakes up

third season finale half the vets blows up or theres a hurricane

[grouperhq]

im derper than derpy hooves bitch

[hypnomemers]

Ermahgerd, terk er derp berth.

Lerk ernter mer ers

Ner jerft fer mer.

Ert ferls gerd ter sernk

Derper ernd derper

Yer berdy terngles werth plerser

Yer wernt ter ger derper

Bert ner, erts term ter kerm erp.

Erp, erp, erp.

[0rbit]

hope is a dangerous thing for a derper like me to have

[capitalcorgi]

Derping hard on the “fetching green”

[chellefading]

derper

Reflexive

The deeper you feel, the deeper you go.

You are eased into it at first. Finding yourself in a place where you know it is okay to drop. Maybe you took some time to stare at a particularly captivating spiral, words flashing over it just a little too briefly for your conscious mind to register, but long enough to burrow their way deep into your mind. Maybe you listen to something you know will help your mind switch off. The tick of a metronome. The drip of water. Binaurals at just the right frequency. You feel your focus narrow. You feel the outside world slip away.

You are going into a trance.

You don't know if you could stop yourself. You don't really care. It's much easier to let this happen to you. To feel that familiar pull. You imagine yourself sinking. You are sinking. Your body relaxes. Your mind is calm. All it needs to know, all it needs to think about, is what takes you deeper.

Sink deeper

Sink deeper

And you become aware of how your body responds to hypnosis. Aware of the heaviness of your limbs. The way the muscles of your face relax. Maybe your breathing slows, becoming deep and regular.

Breathe in.

Breathe out.

This feels right. Comfortable. You allow yourself to notice how your thoughts begin to change. What you think. The way you think. You allow everything to slow down. You are where you want to be, and you can take the time you need to find your way down. Deeper and deeper.

Breathe in.

Breathe out.

Notice how your breathing might slow or deepen. How your body can feel so calm. Mellow. Deeply relaxed. This is where you want to be. This is what you want. So you enjoy those sensations as you sink down. You let it happen because it feels so good. So good to give up control for a little while. You don't need to be in charge. You can follow. You can let these words guide you.

Breathe in.

Breathe out...

And as you sink down more and more, you begin to reflect. Finding what hypnosis can mean for you. Maybe it is completely emptiness. No thoughts, no mind, no memory. Just open and obedient. Enthralled by the words flowing into your empty mind.

Or maybe it is sinking into a warm pool of peace. The freedom to drift. Aware of the words finding their way into the center of you, and able to let it all happen. To feel deep mental and physical relaxation. To let go.

Or maybe trance is a cozy bed. Wrapping you up in heavy blankets. Holding you in place. You feel the way trance constricts you. Binds you. Keeps you safe. And your body only wants to yield to trance. To let it all happen. Just to sink down a little more.

Whatever trance is for you, whatever this trance can be for you, you allow yourself to enjoy it exactly as it is in this moment. Letting your mind be taken deeper and deeper with every number. You can count down as well, if that will feel nice, if it will allow this experience to be more of what it is supposed to be.

10 And you know how powerful a deepener this can be 9 Feeling yourself sinking down with the numbers 8 So simple but so effective 7 Your thoughts fading away 6 Relaxing every part of you, body and mind 5 Opening yourself to the depths of experience you can have in trance 4 The numbers take you deeper 3 It feels so good to let it happen 2 Mind going blank. Empty. At peace 1 All the way

Down

And deep in trance, so many amazing things can happen to you. But all you need to be aware of is your experience of trance. The words will continue to guide you. Suggestions will find their way deep into your mind. You are aware of your trance. Of what trance is for you

Because that becomes such a wonderful loop in your mind. You are aware of being deeply hypnotized. You focus on being deeply hypnotized. How your mind feels. How your body feels. Your breathing, your heart rate. How your thoughts move or don't move through your head. And that awareness takes you deeper. The more you focus on what it feels like to be deeply hypnotized, the more aware of it you become. The more aware you are of how deep you are going.

And that takes you deeper.

You are deeply hypnotized because you feel deeply hypnotized. And the more you notice that feeling, the more hypnotized you must be. And going deeper allows you to feel it even more, which takes you deeper because you know it must mean you are so deep to feel so deeply hypnotized.

Round and round it can go in your mind, until it is beyond thought. There is only that awareness. That feeling that tells you how deep you are. That tells you to go deeper. Maybe there is only one thought in your mind: "I am deeply hypnotized." And even that tells you to go deeper, letting you know that you are sinking down, reminding you that you are deeply hypnotized. You need no other words. You take yourself deeper feeling how deep you have taken yourself.

You don't even need these words anymore. So your mind will wait here for just a moment, feeling hypnotized and letting that feeling take you deeper which you feel more intensely. Over and over you will take yourself deeper now. And somewhere deep in your mind, you know how deep you want to go. How long you can focus on that sensation. And when you reach that point, we will start again. But for right now, your focus turns inward. Notice your trance and how much more amazing it can feel as that awareness, that focus, takes you deeper. And be aware of how it feels to go deeper. And let that feeling take you deeper...and deeper...and deeper

And now that you've followed those sensations, those feelings, that awareness as deep as you needed to go, you can enjoy them so much more. Getting exactly what you needed. Letting that blissful surrender fulfill you. Remembering how good it feels to reflect on how good it feels. And even when you find your way back up, at your own pace and in your own time, allowing this experience to stay with you in the way that feels best, you can continue to reflect. Aware of trance and how powerful that awareness can be. Telling your mind how deep down you can sink. How freeing that can be.

Because the deeper you feel, the deeper you go.

[vergess]

People talking about 'pcos without hyperandrogens' as if its a coherent medical class and not 'where they put fat bitches so they don't have to actually look for causes or treatments.'

Anyway pcos is an intersex condition, eat my whole entire ass.

It's a DISORDER IN THE DEVELOPMENT OF SEX CHARACTERISTICS you fucks. That's intersex. That's definitionally fucking intersex.

The fact that some of you twats are so self obsessed that you cannot conceive of someone being intersex differently from you is a personal goddamn failing.

Even if someone's pcos isn't virilizing? BITCH MY OVOTESTIS WASN'T VIRILIZING EITHER HOW IS THAT RELEVANT

Just say you think that being intersex is a special rare thing that makes you unique ant that admitting its prevalence makes you feel less special.

Then get over your goddamn self and open your eyes to the dramatically more pressing fact:

IF 5% OF THE HUMAN POPULATION IS INTERSEX AND MOST OF THEM DON'T EVEN KNOW IT, THEN THERE'S NO GODDAMN REASON WHY WE SHOULD KEEP PERFORMING MEDICAL MALPRACTICE ON INTERSEX BODIES

[youcantsitwithus]

[quietestrose]

adfhh llove being minfless bimbos witn u sinking feeper and derper into minfless pleasire anf our natural places

u mooing makes me wamt to mooo rigjt indide ur pussy as i pinch ur nipple mooooo

moooo mooo moo pleasutr fastee and harfee

i anf oit.

in snd oit.

in and oit

my roommate was sitting below nd i was on the couch snacking when i had the urge to rub my tits it felt so good if only she had noticed me being a slut nd joined me we would be mindless together sucking nd rubbing each other

[trifoliate-undergrowth]

Good requests, thanks! 

...The quality between these two is vastly unequal 

From this draw meme