#deputyripleyadams

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John Seed: If you were in a zombie apocalypse and you could only take one of us - who would it be?

Deputy Ripley: Probably you

John Seed: Yes! I knew it!

Joseph Seed: My child if I may what made you come to that conclusion?

Deputy Ripley: Well - Joseph no offence but you'd slow me down - I'm a force that can't be contained and you'd hold me back with your magic man shit - John would join in with me most likely so he's a better choice

John Seed: I would

Jospeh Seed: That's understandable - I believe?

Jacob Seed: What about me?

Deputy Ripley: Your reason is simple - John is less likely to eat me when we run out of food

Jacob Seed: Wow

John Seed: I would never eat you ... well I would ... in the good way

Jacob Seed/ Joseph Seed: John!

Deputy Ripley:

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for my friend @deputy-ripley-adams and her oc, ripley adams. <3

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Players reacting to how Micah treats Charles:

Players reacting to how Charles yeets Micah:

Players:

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Sharky Boshaw: hey have you ever thought about-

Deputy Ripley: no

Sharky Boshaw: i didn't finish

Deputy Ripley: i know i'm just stopping you now before you say something you regret

Shakry Boshaw: ...

Deputy Ripley: don't do it

Sharky Boshaw: have you ever thought about fucking john for some sort of truce?

Deputy Ripley: there we go

John Seed: *out of nowhere* is that a proposal i hear?

Deputy Ripley: look at what you've done boshaw

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Adelaide: so fuck, marry and kill with the seeds go!

Deputy Ripley: ahhhh - fuck jacob, marry john and kill josie

Adelaide: i'm surprised you didn't fuck john and kill jacob honey but i totally understand

Deputy Ripley: i change my mind - fuck john and marry jacob

Adelaide: why'd you change it?

Deputy Ripley: if i marry jacob we are married right? so we can fuck all the time

Adelaide: ohhhh you've beat the system hun!

The walkie-talkie crackles to life

Jacob Seed: is that so? well then deputy my hunters are coming for you - after all we have a wedding to now look forward to don't we?

You are being hunted

Deputy Ripley:

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@youre-my-boshaw-baby 💛 you are the sweetest thank you so much! 😭

Do you ever just *clenches fist* love other people’s OCs so much???

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Red Dead Redemption 2 - in a nutshell

Players at the start of the game:

Players after chapter 2:

Players at the start of chapter 3:

Players at the end of chapter 3:

Players after the whole chapter 4 and 5 ordeal:

Players after realising what's about to go down:

Players at the epilogue:

Players restarting the game and seeing Arthur at the start:

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Deputy Ripley on the phone to John Seed

Deputy Ripley: your sunglasses are dumb

John Seed: excuse me?

Deputy Ripley: and your coat

John Seed: my coat?

Deputy Ripley: and your face

John Seed:

not my face! that's going too far deputy

Jacob Seed: will you two shut the fuck up? why are you both on the phone? you're in the same fucking room!

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John and Ripley in his 'bunker'

John Seed: say yes!

Deputy Ripley Adams: i can't i'm blind

John Seed: oh shit sorry -

Deputy Ripley Adams: you should be i am so offended

John Seed: i really didn't know

John and Jacob at his ranch the next day

Jacob Seed: so you let them go?

John Seed: jake she's blind she can't say yes don't you get that

Jacob Seed: are you actually fucking stupid? say what you just said again aloud and think about it

John Seed:

get me that deputy!

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Deputy Ripley: pratt let me the fuck out!

Staci Pratt: i can't!

Deputy Ripley: you weasel you better fucki-

Jacob Seed: deputy adams let's have a talk

Deputy Ripley gives Jacob a once over

Deputy Ripley:

guess I'll stick around - babe

Jacob Seed: what?

Staci Pratt: what?

John Seed: WHAT?

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John Seed: what will our kids look like?

Deputy Ripley: like nothing

John Seed: like nothing?

Deputy Ripley: like - non-existent

John Seed:

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John Seed: so how are you feeling deputy dearest?

Deputy Ripley: i wanna fucking die

John Seed: oh well - that's not good - can i hel-

Jacob Seed: *dropping in* that can be arranged deputy

Deputy Ripley: do it pussy

John Seed: halt you - you

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my dream man right there

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Deputy Ripley: he's hot! i gotta get his attention

Faith Seed: just don't do anything stupid

Deputy Ripley:

Faith Seed: are you kidding me?

Deputy Ripley: but look i got his attention

Jacob Seed: *coming over* are you okay?

Deputy Ripley: why of course - can't you see - i've fallen for you *wink*

Jacob Seed: i hope you die

John Seed:

i wish she could fall for me

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Jacob Seed: you're weak

Deputy Ripley: you're weak

Jacob Seed: excuse me?

Deputy Ripley: excuse you

Jacob Seed: do you think you're funny deputy?

Deputy Ripley: do you?

Jacob Seed: i can see why john hates you

Deputy Ripley: he does?

John Seed appears out of nowhere: i do?

Jacob Seed: i hate you both

Deputy Ripley/John Seed: he does?

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arthur morgan: i ain't a good man

everyone playing the game:

you are the best man in the world so shut up you gorgeous soft lad