#dentist things

[reputabledentist]

I know lots about these

[reputabledentist]

hopefully they have clean teeth

old people will see a recliner and go i can't wait to fall asleep and look like i died in that later

[atalana]

but seriously i do find it so funny that ford was like OH GOD MY PRECIOUS REPUTATION after bill possessed him around other people for all of one night

and then he gets back to this dimension after thirty years and this is now the photo the press associates with his name

[podcastwizard]

this is what being twenty five is like btw

[reputabledentist]

holy shit beautiful impeccably clean teeth what a joy

[territorial-utopia]

Huzzah! It's birthday time! I'm slowly accumulating more and more things I like (latest additions this vest I made and a travel typewriter! Still need to fix the latter one though)

Sure has been a year.

[jellyskink]

Stanford Pines has somehow gotten weirder.

@whenalltheeyesopen asked if Ford gives dead animals to people he likes. I loved the idea, so he does now! Yusuf hates Ford more with every visit. Irene finds him weirdly endearing, if occasionally off-putting.

[pango-doots]

gay wrongs

[reputabledentist]

Come check this place out

[thebibliosphere]

We're two days into the new year, and I need expensive dental work done.

wELP.

[disgustingtwitches]

MDNI

Your hair, your eyes, your old Levi's

Undoing a zipper with your mouth is...very hard. It takes a few tries and is not as intuitive as you thought it would be?¿? But Johnny is more than happy to be your test dummy.

"I wanna try something new."

You said while lying on top of him. Johnny is excited, as always. His ears perked right up while you were making out.

"Don't get too excited, it's stupid really."

You pulled back. He didn't care, he just wanted to see what you had in mind. Always curious, he was always the first of the boys you went to when you wanted to try something new and possibly embarrassing.

You leave kisses down his neck and hairy, buff chest, and the dark trail down his stomach to right above his belt buckle. You undo that with your hands. Slowly running a slick tongue against his V-line,

"Christ, bonnie..."

You are laser-focused, thinking about your next move. You get a good grip on either side of the waistband, pulling the front belt loops towards each other. Then you lean forward, gripping the fabric of the top of the buttonhole with the front of your teeth, pulling up the fabric until the hole is over the button; you pull your head up, down, and away until the button is undone. Success. You look up at Johnny, who has a foolishly huge grin on his face; it takes all of your strength not to laugh at him. You focus on the task at hand again, hands still on his waistband. You stick your index fingers out to pull down the front of his boxers an inch or two and softly lick and nip at the skin underneath. That makes him shiver,

"Ye'r a fuckin dream, ya know that?"

You hold the fabric together still and dig your tongue into the folds of the fabric until your tongue catches the end of the zipper, tucking it between your teeth. It's a little bit of a struggle getting it down; you figure out you have to keep the fabric of the top of the waistband together to zip it down somewhat smoothly. Sometimes, it catches on itself, and you have to move your head back up and down until it continues to glide down, moving slowly. But you got it. Unzipped and unbuttoned him successfully. You are proud of yourself and give Johnny's clothed, throbbing cock a quick kiss before looking back up at him. His dumbass is giving a thumbs up,

"That was magic darlin'. Shuid show that tae the rest o' the team."

[gremlinscomics]

Can you pretty please elaborate?..

Well since you asked so politely 😌-

On this page of SOOP Donnie talks about his newest invention-

Tragically parts of his rant got cut off, but one piece reads, "Todd reviewed my designs and I tested it on a control group of ethically sourced free-ranged dentists"

Essentially Donnie went up to Todd's for a bit and made sure there weren't anymore dentists running around the forest while also getting to test his new equipment and what better bait than... well- ya' know...

Here's the full WIP- Todd's property is now very much free of intruders and Donnie's G.L.A.M trap™ has never been more well designed :D

[blairamok]

belated dragoncon post!! happy to say that i finally finished my aziraphale cosplay, it only took me over a year lol…. and if it weren’t for the kindness of this fandom i probably wouldn’t have been able to go. i had such a rough couple months leading up to the con i was sort of preparing myself to have to cancel, but things worked out in the end. dragoncon is that one big thing i look forward to every year so im really glad i was able to see it through!! on to next year!

and my crowley here is my lovely friend Everi, who you can find on instagram at everi.wear

[medicalunprofessional]

play dentist

[gothamite-rambler]

Dentist woes

Bruce sat in the dentist's waiting room, but not for himself. He glanced at his watch and let out a sigh.

Bruce (muttering): 3, 2—

Dick kicked in the door of the dentist's office, where he was supposed to get his cavity filled, and made a frantic attempt to escape. Panic was etched across his face, but a dental assistant lunged forward and pulled him back inside.

Dick (screaming): No! I don’t want the needle! I want to live! I WANT TO LIVE!

He was forcibly dragged back into the office, his desperation palpable. The beleaguered dentist closed the door behind them.

Dick (shrill shouting): Help! Somebody help me!

Dentist (O.S.): We deal with this every time. It doesn’t even hurt—OW!

Dick (rudely): Why are you screaming? It didn’t hurt, right?!

Bruce shook his head, feeling a mix of second-hand embarrassment and regret for agreeing to drive him.

Bruce (sighing): 25 years old and he still acts like this.

Inside, Dick continued to struggle against the inevitable.

Dick (pleading): Just let me have bad teeth!

The dentist, trying to maintain his calm amid the chaos, shot a stern look at Dick.

Dentist: Stop kicking the assistant!

Poor Dental Assistant: This is not why I went to dental school!

Bruce groaned, rubbing his forehead as frustration grew, knowing he would have to cover the damages caused by his oldest son.

Bruce (whispering): This man can take a bullet but can’t handle a cavity filling.

[sluckythewizard]

YOU JUST HƎARD IT FROM [HIS MOUTH] FOR SURƎ!!!