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i fucked up yesterday, i chopped peppers & let their spice soak into my skin. & had to draw something about it. he'd do this.
+ wen qing's anger & wen ning's concern
#mdzs#wei wuxian#mo dao zu shi#the grandmaster of demonic cultivation#yiling laozu#yiling patriarch#wen yuan#wei ying#fanart#my art#memes#again with the memes#idk man i took a shower & the burning only intensified#apparently u can quell it with vinegar soaking but i don't think vinegar is good for the eyes#rip @ yuan
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The latest Family Video customer is barely through the door before Eddie explodes, "Ugh, Tyler."
Beside him, Steve scoffs in agreement, nose wrinkled with distaste. He's so hot. "Yeah, exactly, uugh."
"That should be his middle name. Ugh," Robin chimes in. Eddie's so glad they're in agreement about the bleach-spiked punk guy that graduated three years ago but is still bumming around Hawkins. "Steve, I can't believe you dated that guy."
Seriously, Tyler is the worst— Wait, what—?
"Wait," Eddie says, gaping at Robin. "What?"
"You could barely call it dating," Steve huffs.
"You were together for a month and a half," Robin says. She's got this evil grin on her face and is pointedly not looking at Eddie who is very desperate for Robin to look at him right now, please. "You drove that bum to Indy every weekend. He broke up with you on Valentine's day."
Eddie's weak "Tyler? Tyler Teaks?" gets completely ignored.
"I—" Steve says with haughty emphasis. "—broke up with him on Valentine's day. Don't get it twisted, Buckley."
Robin snorts and finally glances at Eddie. "Steve only broke up with him because the guy blew him off. On Valentine's Day. Which is basically getting broken up with," she tells him, and ignores it when Eddie whimpers at her.
"Yeah, but I'm the one to ended it!" Steve insits.
Eddie, finally, finds his voice, and says, "Tyler Teaks?! Harrington!"
"Ugh," Steve says, slumping against the counter. "I know." He cuts a glare over at Eddie after a moment. "I blame you for this."
"Me?!" Eddie shrieks, incredulous. He's pretty sure he's stepped into another parallel world. Perpendicular world? A world where Steve apparently dates guys—and guys like Tyler Teaks, no less. Eddie's sure he's gone completely batshit insane. "What the hell did I do?!"
Steve stands, cocking his hip the side, and looks down his handsome nose at Eddie. "You wouldn't be my New Year's kiss at Tina's party," he says. "So I had to settle for Tyler Teaks instead."
"What the fuck?" Eddie says, completely lost. "What—? You—? Tina—? KISS—?!"
Beside them, Robin is grinning, laughing, eyes going back and forth between them, munching on a stolen back of skittles—her own personal dramedy on stage before her.
"Yep," Steve says, popping the P. He looks distinctly bitter. "Pulled my best moves on you, and you turned me down."
"Steve," Eddie breathes. He reaches out, places both hands on Steve's shoulders, intent. The eye contact he forces Steve into is desperate. "I don't even remember getting to Tina's New Year's Party." He takes a deep breath. "I woke up in her mom's pantry the next morning with no shoes and no memory of how I got there."
Finally, Steve cracks, a big smile stretching his face. Robin cackles. "Yeah, I kind of figured as much," Steve sighs, wistful now. "You told me, and I quote, 'Steve Harrington, you are very beautiful and I want to have a summer wedding because you'd look beautiful-er with sunflowers'—"
"Don't forget the 'you look so hot in that sweater' part."
"—'But actually, I am a very straight man. So very super straight.' And then you crouched down on the floor and crawled away." Steve is biting his lip now to keep from laughing. Robin is not so nice. "Like I couldn't see you, and the handkerchief flagging in your pocket."
"Oh my god."
"Don't worry, it was really cute," Steve says, grinning. "But, I still needed a New Year's kiss, and unfortunately for everyone involved, Tyler was my only willing choice."
"Oh my god."
"Totally duped me though, he was super sweet the entire night," Steve sighs. His mouth is twisted into genuine regret now. "Plus, the next week, you acted like you'd never spoken to me before, so—"
"OH MY GOD."
Steve and Robin give him twin grimaces. Robin's is a lot more sympathetic. Steve's is confused. "Listen, man," Steve tries to soothe. "I'm sure that's pretty embarrassing, but it was a cute story! No hard feelings, I promise."
Robin's sympathetic grimace deepens.
"No," Eddie says, standing up straight. "I refuse. There is no way I turned down Steve Harrington for a New Year's kiss. There is no way."
"Wait—"
"Eddie, where—"
Eddie marches for the door, digging his keys out of his pockets. "Good-bye friends, I must go see a supergirl about time travel."
#stranger things#steddie#steddie fic#eddie circa jan. 31 1986 at midnight after seeing steve making out with the actual devil (the punk guy he hates):#“i must forget this immediately” and drinks an entire bottle of vodka#he unfortunately does not get to time travel back and fix his sins (or drown his stupid former self in Tina's hottub)#steve needs to stop going to tina's parties :|#this came to me in the shower#i was possessed by the steddie shower demon#shush mal#my steddies
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if alastor wasn’t literally a deer i’d call him cat-coded. man wants attention so so bad but cannot possibly be direct about it. he just shows up places and hopes in his stupid little demon heart that everyone will ask him where he’s been and what he’s doing
#⌞ ༄ cosmic.wind: other ⌝#reminds me of when cats meow for attention & look away as soon as you look back#then expect you to shower them with love even though they act unbothered#makes sense because he is my little meow meow#hazbin hotel#alastor#hazbin alastor#alastor hazbin hotel#hazbin spoilers#just in case#alastor the radio demon
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When you’re trying to relax at home, let your demonic nature free, completely forgetting shame, and your crush comes by.
#rin okumura#ryuji suguro#suguro ryuuji#ao no exorcist#blue exorcist#aoex#my art#sketch#art#bonrin#I mean… he was basically getting ready to step into the shower#what does Ryuji expect from demon? To be flustered?#not like Rin did the exact same thing after he burned to a crisp and regenerated walking around butt naked as well#but Ryuji has a crush too so I give him some slack he was not ready™️
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I'm a sucker for Twin Reveals, idk if you know that. So I have to ask about "you're joking, right? gala pranking turned twin reveal"
ngl this is the flavour of the month for me rn, I've really hopped straight back on the demon twins au with a passion! you get 500 words of the intro here because I have no restraint :)
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Tonight is becoming, as often happens with a gala, a dismal affair.
Bruce has (finally) managed to extract himself from a torturous conversation with Mrs. Johnson, and is allowing himself a quiet breath with a glass of apple juice masquerading as whiskey when someone taps him on his shoulder.
“Mr. Wayne?”
It’s a voice he recognises, despite only meeting the man once. He doesn’t groan—he even resists the urge to throw his glass at him and make a break for it—but it’s a close affair. He’s not Superman, after all, and there’s a limit to his strength.
With a deep breath and the customary ditzy smile of Brucie Wayne plastered on his face, he turns towards Mr. Masters.
Only to immediately freeze.
“Ah, yes, I don’t believe you’ve met.” Mr. Masters turns and presents a young boy to him, gently pushing him forward slightly. His dark hair is ruffled and there’s a thunderous look on his face as he flashes Bruce a glare before stubbornly fixing his gaze back on the floor. “May I introduce to you my son, Daniel Masters?”
This is the fourth gala Vladimir Masters has been to since his reintroduction into high society, only the second one he and Bruce have attended together, and, as Bruce is silently lamenting, there is still so little known about the man. Yet, he doesn’t strike Bruce as someone that would pull a joke like this.
After 20 years locked away in his house suffering from an unnamed illness, his return had been completely unexpected and not entirely welcome, from what Bruce has heard. Too many years spent away shrouded in mystery has people weary about forging new connections, but his recent successes with his business might persuade a few brave—or foolhardy—individuals into making some investments.
Which must be why he’s now back on the gala scene.
Which must be why he’s chosen to become Mayor of a little unknown town in Illinois, as baffling as the choice may be.
Which must be why he’s pulling this stunt. This practical joke. Something to break the ice, to share a laugh with Bruce. To start a conversation.
The only real question is why Damian is going along with it.
“I’m sorry?” Bruce says, chuckling awkwardly.
Poor Damian looks just about ready to pull out a sword and start swinging, so perhaps he’s not as comfortable in going along with it as Bruce first thought. There's a tension in his shoulders, his whole body as taut as a bow string. Did Dick put him up to this? It’s definitely something his eldest would find funny.
“My son, Daniel. Daniel, say hello to Mr. Wayne.” There’s a flash of annoyance in Mr. Masters’ eyes as he gives Damian another nudge to introduce himself.
“Hello, Mr. Wayne.” Damian growls out, eyes still stubbornly lowered, his jaw tensing painfully. His voice sounds different, almost like he’s affecting Mr. Masters’ accent. Just what is he playing at? Bruce is struggling to find the funny side in all this.
Is this a case they’re working on? Not a prank, but rather some investigation that Bruce isn’t privy to? It wouldn’t be the first time his children have kept him out of the loop, but to do it in a gala, and a Wayne gala at that, where they’re sure to be recognised…
No, it has to be a joke. They’re planning to embarrass him, they have to be.
#dpxdc#i chickened out and put it under a read more which then made me add more to the snippet haha#i was 'working' on this in the shower and then got out and immediately forgot everything i thought should happen next 😔 rip me#demon twins au#oh man it gets so juicy it gets so juicy vlad is a dick and bruce's 'dad-vision' is activated fairly quick ahhh!
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Who Dares Summon Me 4: Personal Space
Charlie: *humming and singing*
Vaggie: *eye twitches*
Charlie: *singing a little louder* IIIIII'm gonna soak up the suuuuun. I'm gonna tell everyoooooone to liiiiiiighten up. I'm gonna tell 'em that IIIIIIII've got no one to blaaaaame. For every time I feel lame I'm looking up. I'm gonna soak up the sun!
Vaggie: Charlie.....
Charlie: Yes, Vaggie?
Vaggie: You know. I love that you're so excited to be around me all the time, and I mean All. The. Time. But-
Charlie: I know, right?! You're so nice to be around, Vaggie! You always smell like cinnamon! It's very soothing~
Vaggie: BUT!!! Do you HAVE to be in the shower with me?!?!?!
Charlie: *frog blinks as she stops scrubbing Vaggie's hair while standing behind her under the shower stream* .................
Vaggie: *standing under the shower head and blinking away the suds slowly sliding into her face*
Charlie: ......I don't follow.
Vaggie: *eye twitch, eye twitch, eye twitch* ..............................I think I smell toast.
#who dares summon me#human & demon au#part 4#chaggie#charlie#demon charlie#human vaggie#vaggie#shower time#personal space is important#hazbin hotel#I'm Gonna Soak Up The Sun#sheryl crow#thats just a stroke Vaggie
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Need a scene in a future hazbin hotel series where in the middle of a fight someone tries to choke out alastor, and out of nowhere he hits 'em with a ~ooo harder~ as a distraction, and while everyone else looks traumatised™️, angel's proudly cheering in the corner like "OH FUCK YEAH I TAUGHT 'IM THAT!!!"
#Can't wait until these little morons are all on the same found family page lmaoo#hazbin hotel#hazbin alastor#hazbin angel dust#alastor the radio demon#angel dust#radiodust#Alastor would immediately go and shower afterwards tho
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( Ima try to focus on LnDS but before I do.... )
100% Beelzebub and Asmodeus give me the vibes you're probably gonna get the clap from them if you ain't careful.
Disgustingly, they give me the vibes. I have to say that because it's crawling in the back of my brain now since I heard Asmo don't shower and given Beel's demeanor (ಥ ͜ʖಥ)
Please help get this out of my mind!
#what in hell is bad#whb#what in hell is bad beelzebub#what in hell is bad asmodeus#whb beelzebub#whb asmodeus#since i was told Asmo doesnt shower my skins been crawling#beelzebub is also a nasty ass punk#safe sex dont exist with these mofos#and theyre demons i get it but like-#i hate where my mind goes honestly#(ಥ ͜ʖಥ)#what in hell is bad shitpost#whb shitpost
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william afton is the typa guy to edge you until you’re practically numb and mindfucked over being so needy and then make you ride the stick of his knife, without any of his help, to make yourself finish. then proceed to laugh in your face and mock your cries whenever you can’t do it, calling you a “needy slut” for not being able to cum without his help 😵💫
#shower thots!#william afton x reader#blurb#i didn’t post this what….#william afton#steve raglan#steve raglan x reader#🔪#i did NAWT post this#my inner demons did
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I wanted to fully render the final scenes of the fan animatic Just Let Me Talk by Paranoid DJ while also practicing a mostly new ish to me shading style.
Also reposted because I wanted to fix Blitzø's eyes!
#dhf#dragonhalffreelance#digitalart#procreate art#fan art#fanart#dragonhalfart#helluva boss#art#imp#demon#goetia#helluvaverse#stolitz#hug#tears#meteor shower#helluva boss stolas#stolas x blitz#just let me talk#please stay#helluva boss blitz#blitzø#blitzy#blitzo#hell#youtube#unofficial#animatic#paranoid dj
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shoutout to lan wangji and luo binghe for being endlessly tormented by their love interests' mixed signals, reaching their breaking point, and then proceeding to never be normal about their (always reciprocated) crushes (turned husbands) ever again.
#like obviously binghe and wangji are not on the same level. but they're certainly not opposites!#just got to wangxian's first kiss and like.#if my silly gay crush showered me in flowers and pointed out how pretty i was and always hung around me.#but then was like ''wow i love talking to boys don't you love talking to boys S?"#i would also be driven so insane as to just start punching trees#lan wangji epitome of control being pushed past his breaking point and hating himself for it . . . you are so dear to me#luo binghe driven absolutely batshit bonkers by his shizun who cares deeply for him and fears (or used to fear) the idea of him . . .#mm yes i'm connecting the dots. mxtx has a flavour she likes. i see i see#TBD on whether hualian fits into this nonsense at all but from what i've heard: not really#mdzs#rzfzx#svsss#scum villian self saving system#grandmaster of demonic cultivation#wangxian#bingqiu
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mdzs headcanon of the day #263 !
huaisang is an everything shower enthusiast. he makes it a monthly routine where at the end of the month he will spend at least two hours in the shower deep conditioning, exfoliating, and giving himself an at home steam facial. he’s the reason mingjue only showers with cold water
#mdzs#mo dao zu shi#mdzs headcanons#mxtx mdzs#mxtx#grand master of demonic cultivation#grandmaster of demonic cultivation#grandmaster of demonic arts#founder of demonic cultivation#founder of diabolism#cql#the untamed#nie huaisang#nie mingjue#nie bros#i just took an everything shower#so this was based off that#i think i rubbed the first layer of my skin off#but my skin is very soft now
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Something I've wondered about for a while now with mdzs: Did Mo Xuanyu actually harass anyone, or was he just openly gay in a homophobic society where every interaction he had with another dude was interpreted as him trying to flirt?
#mdzs#mo xuanyu#mo dao zu shi#grand master of demonic cultivation#this is kinda just a reoccurring shower thought. i have finished the books and know this isnt ever really addressed#weirdo gay people absolutely do exist and him being a creep is totally possible#but just because of the overall theme of the series being around how the interpretation of the masses is what determines “good and bad”#I'm kinda leaning towards the latter as my personal headcanon#another thing that i think points to the latter interpretation is that wwx him is assumed to be flirting when he's just talking to Jin Ling#idk- it just reminds me of how gay people get slandered irl#like with the whole “drag queens are pervs after kids” bs
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you know the contrast between how Vergil is presented vs thinking too hard about Vergil’s story is pretty funny. Man’s reputation is this iconic badass, the pinnacle of what video game rivalries can be, the coolest guy to play as, the guy who breaks every game he’s added to,
and then you go to the story and like. man’s lost his free will and autonomy at 19 and then came back a fractured man half of which was a lovecraftian eye beast the other half of which was a chronically ill goth man. and then he reunites and hes in like his 40s now I believe but legit the last time he was actually in a game where he wasn’t being mind controlled when he was 19 which is both sad but also thinking about how this guy who’s considered one of the top badasses of gaming has never really lived life outside of being a teenager.
Anyways this is the secret comedic potential of post DMC5 for Vergil because not only has the human world probably changed a fair bit in terms of technology, if he’s sticking around Dante he’s gonna actually have to learn in depth how taxes and grocery shopping work. Amazing.
#thinking about dmc seriously for the first time in a while...I never stopped the occasional canary reblog but hmmmmmmm#like I imagine post 3 Vergil was probably similarly doing mercenary/demon killing work to get money like Dante was and thats sorta shown in#the novels. but like before that when he was a young young kid just post attack he was probably just living feral in an alleyway or smth#with just the yamato prolly similar to how v at the start of visions of v was. that child mugged and dumpster dived ok#point is while obviously he got to a place where he wasnt like. broke and homeless by the gilver era hes probably not had to think much#about money besides it buys me food and clothes mans was confused by one goaland power and yada yada while guess what buddy now you're#gonna be consumed by adulting. I dont even think he'd be that bothered by Dante not paying the bills at first but once he settles into human#living and gets a firsthand experience of what a cold shower when the heating is off feels like he is ON his ass about it#he pretends hes sooooo above human concerns until he has to live them lol and nowhes in charge of devil may crys finances prolly#nero taught him how to do taxes I bet#devil may cry#vergil sparda#vergil
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I wonder if all miracles make Crowley as happy as he was when trying to make Nina and Maggie fall in love? For centuries he and Aziraphale split the work, and I wonder if the jobs he did ‘playing angel’ brought him as much happiness as well.
#I like to think mischievous demon work and little miracles like rain showers to make people fall in love make him happiest#he was just totally into the rainstorm#good omens
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I haven’t seen others talking about it but shot out to Maya from Maya and the Three for being such a great character: from the very beginning she is shown to be rowdy and tomboyish,but instead of becoming a completely different person by the end of the series she works on her flaws (such as impulsivity and lying) without changing these aspects of herself. She took her mothers advice to be more diplomatic without putting down her macuahuitl. She loves her friends,family and Zatz equally,without one outweighing the other. Her love for them motivated her to finish off Mictlan.She is silly,she is heroic,she is strong,she is loving.She is the sun.
#*me.with tears in my eyes* women are my favorite guy#but seriously i loved how the series portrayed maya overcoming different obstacles without demonizing or mary suing her#her lying to her team about killing mictlan was selfish on her part.but we also know why she did that#but on the other hand we see that victories don’t come easy to her either:#hence the whole constantly-breaking-your-arm thing#anywho she’s my blorbo#maya and the three#maya y los tres#maya and the 3#matt#mat3#princess maya#maya princess of teca#shower thoughts
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