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while I think it'd either impossible or unbelievably difficult to cast out ur demon yans, what if salt circles/lines worked to keep them out of certain areas? demon dazai sadly scratching at your door and whining like a dog cuz u salted ur room again....... :( he didn't mean to bite you that hard can he come back in now.....
or to play for angst maybe one of ur demons scares you so bad that you don't come out for days and they start to worry.
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god i love ur brain So much anon could smooch u for these wonderful ideas
cw: yandere character, dazai Bites
salting(??) dazai in the center of the hall so he just. rolls around in his little circle and whines and sobs about how mean you are, so cruel and heartless to lock him up like this, when he only wants to love you. how was he to know that a little bite was going to make you bleed? you never complained when he grazed you a little before...
every time you walk past he perks up and starts loudly whining about how much he loves you and he'll never do it again promise and pleaseeee let him out it's not fair that chuuya's walking around all fine! (and ohhh you know chuuya's making fun of dazai when ure not looking at that devastates him even more like!! when did he get into such a low position that even chuuya's making fun of him!!)
if chuuya scared you a little too much by messing with you when you're asleep, he's almost instantly wrecked with guilt. he didn't think you'd be that scared, and he's feeling so bad about it that he doesn't even complain when he's been salted out of your room. he uses this opportunity to leave you gifts by your door, cook you a warm meal and leave letters apologizing to you, hoping you'd realize he really didn't mean to hurt you.
dazai, on the other hand, immediately jumps into his usual whine-complain-sob routine, where he slumps down by your door, dramatically crying as he heaped down on the floor. was it really scary when he gave you a nightmare? he's pleading with you to let him in. by the third day, he's a whole mess. he's constantly at your door, apologizing and begging for you to say something. he can easily force you to open the door and let him in, but he wants you to do it. even if it takes forever (that's an exaggeration. demonzai's patience only lasts him for about...a week before he forces his way)
#yandere bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#bungo stray dogs x reader#bungou stray dogs#bungou stray dogs x reader#yandere bungo stray dogs x reader#yandere bungo stray dogs#yandere bsd x reader#yandere bsd#yandere dazai#dazai x reader#dazai osamu x reader#yandere dazai osamu#bsd x reader#yandere x reader#yandere demon x reader#demon au 🐟#ask 🐟#anon 🐟#dazai 🐟#drabble 🐟#dazai 🩹 🐟
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Happy mermaaayyy I was able to make it just in time :]]
thank u @vivid-bun for brainstorming abt these guys with me!!!
#obey me#obey me mermay#obey me mermaid au#mermay#obey me! shall we date?#obm#obey me fanart#obm!swd#obey me mammon#obey me lucifer#obey me leviathan#obey me satan#obey me asmodeus#obey me beelzebub#obey me belphegor#first time drawing everyone except 1+2…. this made me wanna do actual character references for em#+ need more diverse bodies!! they all kinda the same :/// now that I have a general idea of how I want everyone to look like I can go from#there#all based off their demon forms#very classy rock hiding Belphie’s hand…. I am so tired of drawing hands. ty Levi belphie and asmo for not needing hands drawn#ty csp users that uploaded mermaid poses I could reference 🙏🙏🙏🙏#anyway……🐟🍽️.#devilishdelights
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Transcendence AU Dash Simulator GO!!!
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okay but actually block me if you ship mizcor -- 'hurr durr but we age stella up' -- SHUT UPPP she's literally a minor and alcor's canonically over a million years old so how about you stop being a freak
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Babe I hate to break this to you but Mizcor's literally one of the most famous relationships in all of post-transcendental literature
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I could not have more obviously been talking about Mizar the Magnificent but you know what? Yeah classic Mizcor supporters can fuck off too actually.
Everybody likes to whip out Twin Souls like some kind of gotcha but have you even actually read it??? Like it's literally supporting demon worship and pedophilia -- both of which are EXTREMELY ILLEGAL btw. So yeah if I see any of my followers reblogging that shit I'm reporting you to the Occult Defense Agency idc if we're mutuals
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*looks at my Alcorian Literature PhD* guess we better stock up on prison shivs buddy
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okay I'm sorry but
and Mizar the Magnificent isn't????
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Los Angeles 🏝️
#sunken city of los angeles #new california #travel #ocean #photography #lmao i almost got eaten by a kelpie trying to take this pic pls reblog it
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Hey guys! Just wanted to let you know that The Scepter of Vanquished Souls, the newest book in the Wanderlust Trilogy, is now available for pre order on Glamazon!
Purchasers of the hard-cover edition will also receive never-before-seen content, including a deleted scene between Princess Samia and the Shadow King!
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Boosting because I honestly cannot recommend this book enough. Truly one of Mira's best (and I'm not just saying that because she married me!)
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CONGRATULATIONS!!!
You are the 6 billionth user to log into Jumblr today!! This means you are eligible to win a FREE WACBOOK PRO!!!! Click here to claim your prize and win BIG BIG REWARDS!!
#twin souls #mizar #alcor #mizcor #twin souls: reawakened #twin souls: breaking circles #twin souls: newest moon #twinner #twincon3015 #not a scam
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So. I had a day.
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Okay, but consider
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I don't remember my older brother's wedding
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A small price to pay for no middle school trauma
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Okay so I just read the url and--
Asfdksfjk go off you funky lil intern
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I'm actually the senior librarian. But thanks!
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Posts that have 10k notes. To me
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Today's demon of the day is Nxlar the Antithetical! Responsible for the Florida Springs Massacre of 3007, the body count for this purveyor of madness is estimated to be over 400 (source).
🐸 that-one-half-elf-bitch
I could fix her
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literally screaming crying throwing up rn I've turned off 'Based on your likes' like eight times @staff can't you just get rid of him already
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#i accidentally set my alchemy textbook on fire today and i don't even care AAAAAA this is going to be amazing #northwest mansion mystery #pacifica northwest #rosa darling #im about to be so insufferable about this just you wait
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Nxlar SWEEEEEP!!!
#if you love me at all you'll vote for my lady love #LISTEN i could bring her to the light i nkow i could
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👻 sweetthingsaremadeofdeeznuts
Lmao so Nxlar the Antithetical totally turned my apartment complex into a pile of sentient sludge yesterday. I'm fine -- I was at work when it all went down, but uh... yeah, my situation obviously just became super not-great. I hate to ask, but I don't get paid til the 15th, so if some of y'all could float me some cash just so I can get a motel room for a couple nights, I'll fr owe you a life debt
Goal: 0/250
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#fuck demons fr #like seriously what'd i ever do to them 😭😭😭 #mutual aid #pls boost #don't tag as donation
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Important PSA
So idk if y'all have been reading the news lately, but the alcor virus has been making the rounds on the interwebs again. I feel like I shouldn't have to say this but PLEASE don't click any random links rn, ESPECIALLY if they're tagged with twin souls.
I know we twinners love to joke about it, but the alcor virus is legitimately dangerous and has been known to seriously ruin people's lives. Idk. Just like be smart and practice basic caution I guess? Jumblr's pretty much dead these days, so he might skip over us, but it's always better to be safe than sorry
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This is a good point! It is always better to be safe than sorry! That's why if you're smart, you'll click here for a list of ways to virus-proof your computer. Stay safe out there everybody!
Based on your likes!
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Anyone else just randomly crave connective tissue sometimes
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no actually i think that might just be a you thing
#also i heard screaming on the other line when i called you earlier there better not be a mess when i get home #beloved demon brother tag
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Okay guys I might be crazy but what if the Shadow King was actually telling the truth when he said Princess Samia's brother is still alive??? Like, if you think about it, there's a tonnnn of foreshadowing in Crown of Ghosts and the author tweeted that there was gonna be a surprise twist in the new book sooo 👀👀
#i've connected the dots -- YOU DIDN'T CONNECT SHIT -- i've connected them #wanderlust trilogy #mira ramachandran #crown of ghosts #scepter of vanquished souls #princess samia #samia of cleves #shadow king #ahmed of cleves #bookblr
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Reminder that you are beautiful exactly as you are and there are thousands who would sell their souls to imitate what you do naturally <3
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I actually really needed this today 💗
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Yo quit reblogging this op is a blatant human supremacist
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And? No one cares lmao
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Enjoy deactivation. Lmao.
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#I sent screenshots of that one centaur post to her boss too #give you two guesses what species his wife is (tags by @alv)
Holy shit. Am I actually rooting for the alcor virus rn?
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maybe the real virus was the friends we made along the way <3
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No, the real virus is me. Don't take credit for my accomplishments.
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Heritage post
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I just want to get dicked down again =/
#THIS IS NOT ME TAKING A STANCE ON SHIPPING DISCOURSE I LITERALLY DON'T CARE#best hits tag#i'm basing this entirely off the vibes i got from 2015/2016 tumblr#i just feel like the mizar the magnificent fanbase would be highkey insufferable lmao (to the dismay of all creators involved)#mizar the magnificent#transcendence au#alcor the dreambender#ian beale#mira ramachandran#rosa darling#alcor virus#al-v#twin souls#unreality#tumblr dashboard simulator#tumblr dash simulator
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Demonic Class AU
Please rate. I want to know that I didn't try in vain and it makes sense to make content on this AU.
Main character designs:
Events unfold within the walls of a mysterious school. One day, one of the high school students disappeared, and this event is associated with demons. His younger sister Lily wants to find her brother, her investigations led her to this very school, where she will have to become a new student.
🏵️ Lily 🍩
A new student who is looking for her brother. Her family are demon hunters, but she doesn't want to hunt them herself. She is learning the art of finding a common language with demonic ones, but so far she only has the art of overtaking and driving them away from herself. The blood color is normal.
🪡 Carla ����
One of the few students who is not possessed by demons. She stays alone and hates everyone around her. Especially demons. She has perfectly mastered the art of scaring them away. Hates Penny, but is really just afraid of her. She also loves to create Voodoo dolls. They work, just not on a specific victim. She doesn't like to talk about what happened to her eye. The color of blood is green.
🧿 Penny ⚙️
The head of the class and the daughter of the head teacher. Sweet and friendly, but strict. She is suspected of being possessed by demons or having connections with them, but she denies this. However, she does not tell where her red pupil comes from. Tries to make friends with Lily. Perhaps she knows something about her brother. The color of blood is blue.
🎀 Cindy 🌺
The first beauty of the class and the school as a whole. Basically the stereotypical popular girl who loves attention and doesn't like losers, including Lily. In addition, she is possessed by demonic forces and, of course, serves them. He doesn’t know about Lily’s powers and sincerely doesn’t understand why he can’t harm her. The color of blood is pink.
💎 Felix 🥇 and 🐏 Ted 🥈
Twin brothers whose parents sponsor this school. They are both possessed by demonic forces, but only recently, so their abilities are undeveloped. Felix knows how to manipulate Ted. They also both have a crush on Cindy. It's also worth noting that Ted has a horizontal pupil. The color of the blood is blue and unnaturally red, respectively.
📚 Jerome 🪀
Nothing is known about his family, except that he has an older brother. He is a smart student, but most of his time is spent in the library reading books or helping the librarian and students. He also has a key to a secret room, which only he and a few other people have the right to visit. Lily is eager to get there, and she assumes that he knows something about her brother. His connection to demons or ability is unknown. The color of blood is gold.
🩹 Vincent ❔
A student who is usually bullied. He can often be seen next to Jerome, who, however, is also not averse to offending him. Other information about him is unknown, including his involvement with demons. The color of the blood is probably silver.
📼 Billy 🐟
A student who once disappeared. He is Lily's older brother, and when he lived at home, he protected his sister from danger. He's a demon hunter and wanted to teach his sister how to do that. The color of blood is normal.
I don't have my own idea of how to add the rest of the characters here, so I'd appreciate any suggestions.
Bonuses:
Colored version
Originals:
Oddly enough, I once created Carla and Penny, and then I wanted to draw them. Then I decided to try to create Lily and Cindy, and then it kind of went and now I have AU. And the idea to create Vincent came after I couldn't create Billy to like.
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#artist on tumblr#fanart#kindergarten 2#kindergarten game#kindergarten au#kindergarten demonic class au#kindergarten lily#kindergarten carla#kindergarten penny#kindergarten cindy#kindergarten felix#kindergarten ted#kindergarten jerome#kindergarten oc#kindergarten dsau vincent#kindergarten billy#picrew
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Oh! Opinions on the rody aus? Do you have a favourite?
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I like the demon one.
#dead plate vincent#dead plate#vincent charbonneau#dead plate rp#vince#vince.txt#dead plate rp blog#rp#vince.replies
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【WATGBS AU】 IdaTatsu 🖤🤍❤️💙
【WATGBS AU】 IdaTatsu 🖤🤍❤️💙
Recent doodle redraws of IdaTatsu 🐬🐟
Homicidal oreo x magical oarfish wifey! 💘💘💘
Idate the oreorcat 🐈⬛🐬
Idate wears blue eyeliner to match with Tatsumiya's red eyeliner and because her favourite colour is ultramarine blue (群青色, gunjyou iro) 💙❤️
Matching couple eyeliner! 💗💞 I initially gave Idate blue eyeliner just cuz I thought it'd look nice since I chose blue as his theme colour to be the opposite of Tatsumiya...
Idate's theme colours are black, white, and blue 🖤🤍💙 Orca colours and blue
Tatsumiya's are white and red 🤍❤️ Oarfish colours
Takama's are black, white, and purple 🖤🤍💜 Purple, the colour of Poison... hehe.
Oh and I updated the shape of Idate's dorsal fin and his eye patch markings on his hair. Cuz I imagine Idate to be a Bigg's (Northern Hemisphere) Transient Orca (which are often seen near Japan too) 💗
I was trying to balance getting a good shape for his eye patch markings that look close to how IRL Transient orcas' markings look, and good shape language. So I took some creative liberties.
My fave animals are cats and orcas~~ Due to this God forsaken AU /pos
I gained a hobbyist interest in studying orcas and collecting orca plushies 🖤🤍
But the fact that ultramarine blue is Tatsumiya's fave colour makes my colour choice for Idate's eyeliner such a big brain move (all unintentional too) 🥰
Redrew the Idate and Tatsumiya doodles a bit.
Idate has darkened black gradient limbs since he's a demon, but I'll draw that later
My lines and line weights improved a lot since 2023 hehe
I mainly just redrew the face for now (adjusted the eyes and nose and mouth slightly) since they didn't really need major fixes
Oh and I fixed the alignment of Idate's earrings. He wears star and black sun ones (shaped like pointed void spirals), like a black Sun with pointed ends.
I'm planning to give Tatsu star and moon ones so they can match as the Sun/Moon themed couple.
My leitmotif/symbolism choices with them are intentional to match with the story in our WATGBS AU and to give them accessories that represent the other that they're connected with in their designs
I'll redraw the rest later 🙏
#watgbs#watgbs au#watgbs au cotds#idate#wadanohara and the great blue sea#idate orca#idate (watgbs)#idate x tatsumiya#idatatsu#tatsumiya#tatsumiya (watgbs)
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Alastor x Baxter Headcannon/AU Shit
I've said this before but I feel this ship, if you even wanna call it that, and Baxter in general, deserves more attention, and it looks like I gotta be the one to do it.
SO HERE'S SOME SHITTY HEADCANNONS!
Also, I wanna preface this by saying these HCs are based in two other headcanons of mine.
Baxter is trans (I mainly headcanon him as a trans man, but most of these still work if you view him as a trans woman, nonbinary, or anything else really!)
Baxter was rejected from heaven as opposed to being sent straight to hell.
CW - Mentions of Anxiety and allusions to transphobia
🐟💔- Their "relationship" is extremely one-sided, almost non-existent really. It's mainly Bexter having a love-hate crush on Al. 🐟💔- Alastor is 100% aware of Baxter's conflicting feelings towards him, but actively chooses not to acknowledge or toy with them. Both out of some respect for Bax and cause it's fun watching him dig himself further into an emotional grave. 🐟💔- Al played a huge part in why Baxter works for Vox. Which adds a bit to Baxter's conflicting feelings on him. 🐟💔- Alastor sympathizes with Baxter, as he genuinely feels He doesn't deserve to be in hell. 🐟💔- Because Baxter was rejected from heaven he tends, to have heavy anxiety about his life and morals. Alastor usually has to comfort him, reminding him that he was a good person in life, he just got screwed over. Sometimes it helps, but sometimes it just makes Baxter feel worse. That the only person who truly thinks he's good...is a demon cannibal.
#headcannons#hazbin hotel#hazbin alastor#hazbin baxter#baxter x alastor#I swear if Baxter is not voiced by Rion Vernon I will end everything#PLS LET THE FISH MAN SAVE THIS SHOW
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🐀🐟surprise/whisperer RP index🐟🐀
Regular AU
Amnesia AU (spin off from regular AU)
Siren AU
human/Vampire AU
Vampire/Siren AU
Vampire Ceb AU
Demon Ceb AU (former slave Gosgo/Felly)
Demon Alistair AU
boxfish!Alistair/mer!Ceb AU
Mobster AU
Disenchantment AU
Trollhunters AU
Don´t Starve AU
Corpse Groom AU
Psychonauts AU
TMNT AU
Avatar the last airbender AU
the owl house AU
Pokemon AU
Deltarune AU
Outlast AU
Cult of the Lamb AU
SCP AU
regular College AU
fast forward AU
Vampire/siren AU (Monster AU)
haunted forest AU
Alistair/Ceb slow burn
Felonious/Guinness slow burn
Pirate AU
Cheerleader AU
Ghost Alistair AU
one sided/then mutual pining AU (Ceb/Alistair)
vampire Alistair/Ceb vampire butcher AU
revenge AU
Daddy Dearest AU
reverse Daddy Dearest AU
Mideavil/Cat Alistair AU
forbidden love AU
Boxfish!Alistair/Felonious AU (former pet)
Crowns Curse AU
Wizard school AU
Enchanted AU
besmirched noble AU
the queen´s pet AU
Campus Party AU
Ceb/Twins AU (Ceb/Cornelia/Cornelius)
Angel/Demon AU
Ghoul Alistair AU
Fairytale AU
Coffeeshop AU
Superhero AU
Superhero AU (miscommunication/Alistair becomes a hero)
Beauty and the Beast AU
Vampire College AU
Wild West AU
Vampire/Wendigo AU
Soulmate AU (three colors/Alistair/Ceb)
Soulmate AU three colors Guinness/Felonious
Puppet AU
Ghost Kings AU
three kingdoms AU
Prison AU
Felonious/Boxfish!Alistair AU (driftwood savior)
Daycare AU
forest deity AU
lost and found AU (Ceb/Guinness)
Godly AU
the dark crystal AU
Frog Prince AU
College AU (Felonious/Elijah)
Analog Horror AU
Cuphead AU
Sorcerers and Swindlers AU
FNAF AU
Gravity Falls AU
little Prince AU
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About Me🐠
You can call me Sweet Tooth! I am a transmasc nonbinary gay aroace digital artist that is a DID system that is EXTREMELY white passing. I like making characters and sometimes I actually finish an art piece. I love drawing slutty characters, short characters, feminine men, muscley women, fat characters, and so on. Any sort of likes or reblogs are highly appreciated since Tumblr's algorithm sucks! (Also since it apparently needs to be stated unless stated my OCs are adults, just short < I have height dysphoria)
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My "Characters that I am Obsessed with" post
I'll edit this post with more characters, remove some characters or cross them out.
[Ones with (a lot of) emojis are the ones I'm obsessed with the most! The ones that are crossed out are the ones I still love, however, don't want to make content of them/anymore.]
Love them very much!! (Would love to kiss them very much!!) Bazz from Breath of the wild 🦈 💙 🐟 💙 Sidon from Breath of the wild Swamp Thing from DC Comic Predator from... the Predator franchise 👾 💜 (I love Wolf the most, fight me.) Mandrake from Epic 🌱 💚 💚 🍄 Octagon Vreedle from Ben 10 (series) 🔧 🧡 🧡 🧢 Ghia'ta from Green Lantern The Animated Series 💖 Ragnar from Green Lantern The Animated Series Osmosis Jones from Osmosis Jones 💙 Ira Blood from All Saint Streets 🦇 Kyojuro Rengoku from Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba 🔥 Stain: The Hero Killer from My Hero Academia ���� 🔪 ♥️ Yondu Udonta Earth-616 from Marvel Comics 💙 Ryomen Sukuna from Jujutsu Kaisen Kento Nanami from Jujutsu Kaisen 👓 Suguru Geto from Jujutsu Kaisen
I used to fall in love with them but now I would actually make AUs of them Black Beetle from Young Justices: Invasion Atrocious from Green Lantern The Animated Series Razer from Green Lantern The Animated Series Aya from Green Lantern The Animated Series Blue Beetle from Young Justices but mainly from the Blue Beetle comic book 2011 series Poison Ivy from DC Comic Saint Walker from Green Lantern the Animated Series
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I'm going BATSHIT for ur demon au omfg imagine poor little reader with a health condition like pots which can cause fainting! I'm curious to see how they would react, I think chuuya would always send his little minions to watch you if he couldn't. Dazai on the other hand wouldn't be hidden about watching you like chuuya he would probs be trailing right be hind you like a guard dog making sure it's poor owner is alright! They're poor little darling is so fragile after all </3
you're so right!!! im just gonna generalize w darling who gets sick often
cw: yandere characters, stalking, invasion of privacy
dazai gets it in his head that you need to be constantly watched, and by him (aka the best guard dog you can ask for), so he follows you around everywhere, sits awkwardly close to you even at home, and watches you at every moment he can (it was a huge struggle to convince him you don't need watching over while showering). going out also means he'll have your hand in his in a tight grip, and never leaves your side. if you do happen to fall in, he takes to the position of nurse with shockingly natural ease. it's annoying when he's constantly coddling you, but there's no escaping nurse dazai once he starts. spoonfeeds you all his very nutritious homemade meals (just...don't ask what's inside), tucks you in before you sleep, insists on reading to you—except the book in question is your journal, and even offers to sing you to sleep. he also makes the most annoying comments about how fragile you are and how much he needs to take care of you and aren't you just grateful that you have such a reliable demon by your side?
chuuya pretends like he could care less. what's new about humans falling ill every five minutes? why should he care? you can take care of yourself; except without you knowing, he's worrying to the extreme. has his followers find him the best medicine to relieve your symptoms, does all the research he can about your illness, and ahs them watch over you when you're out and about. chuuya leaves all the things he's bought for you, including medicine and food and drinks (a giant, expensive care package, essentially) at your doorstep and refuses to admit it was from him. makes you your favorite meals if you're able to eat it and refuses to leave your side when you're resting, just in case. of course, all the while he's making some snarky comment about how you're always sick and dependent on his help :>
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To all the AUs
Happy Christmas eve
🦇Doug: “uhhhh thanks? Did anyone get me blood for Christmas? I may murder someone if not.”
🐟Doug: “Eyyyyyy happy Christmas Eve to you too! I’m about to put mistletoe right at Malak’s office door let’s see how this goes.”
👻Doug “happy Christmas Eve to you as well, I might steal Malak’s body and go around the mortal word and impersonate a demon version of Santa.”
🐈⬛Doug “*sigh* I would’ve loved Christmas if I wasn’t a stupid cat”
💎Doug: “ “Christmas came so fast this year-”
💎kate: “shit I forgot to buy shit for people- oh well I guess I’ll just do some midnight baking, Emma you want to help?”
💎Emma: “eh sure why not, you’ll probably mess up and we can’t have that”
🌸 OBEY!: Doug: “I wish I could celebrate but Bierce has me working :(, I hope you have a good Christmas though :)”
🐺Doug: “I’m glad it isn’t a full moon. That means I get to go out this Christmas!”
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I FORGOT ABOUT THE POKEMON MYSTERY DUNGEON AU NOOO OMG OK.I HAVE TO TALK ABOUT THESE
IMPULSIVE MASTERPOST TIME!! ABOUT ALL MY AUS
Merman Lupin 🐟
obviously we've talked much about merman lupin, my favorite child. if you havent caught up on them please check out these two!! posts!!
Swap AU 🔄
its like underswap but with lupin that's crazy. here's a minipost about it. i might rework some shit but here's a basic rundown of who's swapping roles with who
Lupin 🔄 Goe
Jigen 🔄 Fujiko
Zenigata 🔄 Melon ig??
there's genuinely not a sixth recurring character to use sorry..
Demon Angel AU 😇😈
these emojis are funny
this one is just kinda. there. im not interested in making it a thing i just kinda like making cool designs. funnily enough, the demon lupin is my pfp all this time, that's kinda how it started. then i naturally got goemon tied up in this as per usual and made him an angle
here's their designs i literally changed nothing for lupin ong
goemon imo is fire though. the rundown of this story is that goemon is tasked to fucking kill lupin!!! but he keeps failing because hes stupid and lupins just like haha ur funny woww then silly things ensue. jigens also there and hes also a demon but he can turn into like a hellhound. yeah i just made this up on the fly haha
ok so the other lupin fallen angel au is genuinely shitty so let's not even talk about it lets skip to the omori one!!!
OMORI AU 🪻🌌
I DONT. KNOW WHY I MADE THIS.HELP BUT NGL ITS PRETTY COOL
SPOILERS FOR OMORI GAME IF YOU WOULD LIKE NO SPOILERS PLEASE SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT AU OK HERE WE GO
ok!! so i remember i made a drawing for this but it really wasnt the concept i was truly going for yknow?
the idea is this:
omori/sunny - jigen 🌷
kel - lupin 🌵
hero - zenigata 🌹
aubrey - melon 🪻
basil - goemon 🌻
mari - fujiko 🪷 (ik this isnt the flower but its the closest to lily ok)
so yeah this story jigen is the one that kills fujiko (my friend and i made a joke that jigen did it on purpose cuz yknow. we love to joke that jigen hates fujiko) it kinda works like typical omor so you can just imagine the rest. yeah i wasnt that creative with this .
you can even imagine it as a super unserious story and goemons the only sane human that's traumatized by all of this. the poor guy he cant catch a break in any universe HELP if anyone wants to steal this idea? go wild baby
SPOILER ENDS
Cookie Run AU 🍪
this shall be saved for a future post. just know that i am COOKING (haha get it? post here
Undertale AU ❤️
woooaoaaooa sorry
this was a joke au tbh did you really think i assigned everyone a charac-yes
yes i did. sorry worm
SPOILERS FOR UNDE- no i don't care. its undertale
frisk - jigen im sorry for giving you the blank slate i genuinely didnt know where to put you
flowey/asriel - lupin jr. (i wanted to give him some feeling of relevance
toriel - fujiko for obvious reasons
asgore - lupin yeah he murders children. typical day man
sans - melon cop giving you a bad time
papyrus - zenigata
undyne - goemon. goemoncore
alphys - kyosuke mamo ong
mettaton - pycal. yeah.
chara - that girl lupin jr was with i forgot her name....
uh i guess gaster can be gnome mamo thatd be funny
PMD Sky AU ☁️ ⚙️
i genuinely almost forgot about this
i remember fixating a bit on the pmd universe during december 2022 and so i made this drawing to accompany lupin month (which i failed miserably at
let me summarize the plot for this decade old game
*inhales*
you wake up in the pokemon world and realize you have turned into a pokemon! meaning you were human before!? ur pokemon partner finds you on the beach, traumadumps on you, then you get assaulted, and your partner forces you to join a guild with them because they have social anxiety. then time travel gets involved and this grovyle dude starts stealing time gears and people think hes trying to stop time!! but no!! he's trying to prevent it!! and then this dusknoir guy who you thought was a good guy stops being good and is working under dialga who wants to stop time !! and then you, your partner, and grovyle gets sent to the future and everything's shit so you find shiny celebi to go back to the present and stop the world from paralyzing!!!! also you find out that when you were a human you were friends with grovyle and when you and grovyle went back to the present you lost ur memory and turned into a pokemon (cuz time stuff)
*exhales* whew.
ok yeah, so to put this in a lupin context, lupin(zorua) and jigen(murkrow) are the protag and partner, who joined the guild purely cuz jigen had nothing going on in his life and lupin convinces him that the cool rock he found could lead to cool stuff if they join the wigglytuff guild and stuff
(uhm i havent really figured out who would be wigglytuff sooo yeah hes there as a placeholder)
when the Shit Goes Down, they meet fujiko(vulpix) who is the grovyle of this au and they think she's the bad one due to zenigata's (who stays as dusknoir) manipulation.
and goemon is the shiny celebi, if you dont know celebi has a crush on grovyle and grovyle's also shipped a lot with dusknoir so its kinda like a cute goemon x fujiko x zeni couple hehe
if we wanna go in depth with my pkmon choices, i picked zorua for lupin because it is a pokemon capable of disguising as anything. jigen is a murkrow because of the hat and their tendency to follow. fujiko is a vulpix because it feels right for her to be a red fox. also ninetales just didn't feel right. goemon and zeni kept the og pokemon because i felt that it fits. also celebi's the only other pokemon aside from dialga that can time travel, so there wasn't much of an option to begin with.
...that was a lot! but i just remember another au. the LAST au hopefully trust
Kirby AU ⭐
woaw!!
there's no extra info or kirby lore needed to understand this au. they still steal shit, they're just kirby characters now!
in the drawing i have right here, lupin is a waddle dee because of their monkey-like appearance. but I've changed him to a key dee after that drawing because they unlock doors and are much more monkey-like than original waddle dees.
jigen is a waddle doo. there's no deep reason for this, he just really fits as a doo.
goemon is the same species as meta knight. they're both swordsmen so i decided to go with that. i tried keeping the knights notif for his design but with a more japanese feel, still partially hiding his face, and giving him gloves and shoes. i imagine before he became friends with lupin his body would look much more similar to the knight characters.
oh my god ok im gojng to sleep now
to date me you have to defeat my 7 evil lupin aus
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I was watching a video if you can survive in an island and it gave me an idea for a doodle and then evolved into an AU
The spring water is highly concentrated demon Magic it can melt your clothes off, you know because ....Magic and stuff
Macaque stayed in the spring water for a good amount of time. all his energy and power was used to heal him until there was nothing left to heal, any longer and he would have been healed to death so the scars actually saved him from dying. he just has enough Magic for simple shadow puppet shows. Ps. Fishbones don't make good brushes🐟
Wukong respectfully tries not to stare at his beloved friends/enemy/secret Century old Crush
Only the most powerful or royal family demons know about the secret island. But as time passed, a lot of people forgot about it or just don't remember where it is anymore. And it was a hassle to get there.Wukong only heard rumors but never bothered to see it.
Now both monkeys must try not to kill each other while trying to survive and escape this magic island that was meant to be secret and that prevents intruders from coming in or out.
Can the Monkey King protect his not-so-secret crush? Can they reconcile with each other?Can Mac let go and finally feel safe with his once-adored sunshine? Can brains and bronze work together on a deserted island for who knows how long? When will a rescue come for these monkeys? Can they save themselves? Let's find out.
Hope you guys like the idea and have fun with it. Anyway with Mac at least Wukong has a little entertainment. BONUS:
If you're wondering why he has Shadow Lantern. I don't know, maybe he got it from his shadow pockets.😈
Wish them both luck💕
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title: second chances (chapter six)
ship: goldenlight (luz x hunter)
chapter notes: chapter 6, wherein hunter freaks out over emoji and then makes some technology-related mistakes 😏
other notes: takes place sometime after ‘reaching out’ but before ‘hollow mind.’ (set in my standard canon-divergent AU where everything’s the same except no L*mity)
other chapters: chapter one chapter two chapter three chapter four chapter five
The next morning, when Hunter awoke, it was with a clearer mind, but unfortunately it was also with a much more anxious mind. Looking at the last few texts Luz had sent him, he found himself wondering what they meant, if anything, and he burned with the need to figure it out.
He hesitated for a little while, but then pulled open DMs for somebody on Penstagram.
Rulerzreachf4n:
darius, what’s it mean when a girl sends you this emoji 😘
After a fair bit of delay, he received a cranky response.
AbomadadDarius:
For the love of the Titan
AbomadadDarius:
Why are you messaging me? Don’t you have things to do today?
Rulerzreachf4n:
c’mon darius I don’t know who else to ask
AbomadadDarius:
Good god
AbomadadDarius:
Tell me your uncle has told you about the birds and the bug demons
AbomadadDarius:
if it falls to me to explain it, I don’t know if I have the mental fortitude
Rulerzreachf4n:
what. I just wanted to know what the emoji meant
AbomadadDarius:
maybe I could somehow convince raine to do it . . .
AbomadadDarius:
they seem better equipped to deal with things like this
Rulerzreachf4n:
darius you’re not listening
AbomadadDarius:
you’re using protection at least, I hope?
AbomadadDarius:
does raine need to bring you some
Rulerzreachf4n:
NO
Rulerzreachf4n:
I just wanted to know about the emoji don’t send raine here!!
Rulerzreachf4n:
darius
Rulerzreachf4n:
please don’t send them over
The texts from Darius had fallen silent, presumably because he was busy. At least Hunter hoped that was the reason. He went to take a shower and start his day.
During lunch, Hunter was still staring at his scroll and worrying over his uncertainty. One table over, he spied Eberwolf finishing up with their lunch, lapping at the bowl’s last little bits. Flicking his gaze around, Hunter checked to make sure it was relatively quiet around them, then switched tables to sit next to Eberwolf.
As he sat down, the Beast Keeping coven head glanced up curiously at him.
“Hey, Eberwolf, um. Do you know anything about Penstagram and texting and stuff?”
The catlike demon pulled something from their pocket, unrolling it and revealing it to be a magic scroll. It was on a Penstagram page decorated with a photo of them riding atop a Slitherbeast, with the screen-name RaisedByDireWolves.
“Ah. Ok. Cool. I just was wondering if you knew what this emoji usually means when people use it. Uh, hold on . . .”
He awkwardly flicked through his scroll and pulled up the last few texts Luz had sent him, then turned the scroll around to show Eberwolf.
“This?”
The demon gazed intently at his scroll with their beady little pink eyes. Then they reached and batted at the scroll with one of their paws.
“W-wait, uh, what are you–”
They quickly pulled up the emoji menu and typed out a number of emoji.
Rulerzreachf4n:
😸😽😽😻😻🐾🐟���
Hunter stared, confused.
“What exactly is this supposed to mean, though? Should–”
Eberwolf hit another button, and to Hunter’s dismay, it was the ‘send’ button.
“Wait, did you just send that?!”
He scrambled to see if he could undo it, but no, he still didn’t know how to delete texts. If that was even a thing. He didn’t think that was a thing. Eberwolf was purring.
“Ok, I get that you’re trying to help but I don’t think this is going to make things better!”
Eberwolf had already gone back to licking their bowl, ignoring him. Hunter sighed, hoping Luz wouldn’t find the bunch of emoji to be too weird.
Later in the day, during training with the scouts, Hunter was still engaged with his mission of information collection. As the other scouts went through their drills, and a few were taking a water break, Hunter furtively lurked closer to Steve.
“Pssst, Steve.”
The scout glanced up at him. Quietly, Hunter said,
“Um, look, I know this is kind of random but. I need to know if I’m interpreting this correctly or if I’m reading too much into it, you know? What does it mean when somebody sends you this emoji?”
He showed Steve the emoji (and not Luz’s full text, he’d learned by now that was a mistake). The scout squinted at the scroll for a moment and then chuckled.
“I guess it would depend on the situation. Why, sir, are you being flooded with romantic proposals?”
Hunter shook his head adamantly, keeping his voice low;
“No, this is just one person– couldn’t you just give me, like, a general idea? Please?”
The scout tapped his mask a moment as he thought.
“Hmmm, well. It really is hard to say without more context. But if I were you, I wouldn’t read too much into it. I know some people just really like to use emoji a lot, you know? So it could mean nothing at all.”
Hunter nodded, gazing at his scroll.
“Yeah . . . yeah. You’re probably right. She uses emoji a lot.”
He relaxed a little. Steve chuckled and crossed his arms.
“On the other hand, some people have really specific ideas on what all these emoji mean, so it might mean something huge! Who knows, right? Haha.”
Hunter’s eyes widened, the anxious knot in his chest expanding again.
“Wh-what should I do then?”
The scout shrugged.
“I dunno. I guess you could always Ooze it.”
Hunter gave him a confused look.
“Ooze . . .it?”
The scout seemed amused at his lack of knowledge.
“Uh, yeah? The search engine?”
Hunter nodded quickly.
“Oh, right, of course. Yeah. I knew that.”
He did not know that, but that wasn’t important. He would figure it out later.
However, it wasn’t until the evening when he got the chance to work out what exactly this Ooze Search was. Apparently all you needed to do was type your question into the address bar and it would give you search results based on what people had already written.
What does 😘 mean from a girl
He hit enter, but nothing popped up; it just showed his question. Frowning, he tried again.
What does it mean when a girl uses 😘
Ehh, he must be doing something wrong. He tried a few more times, but wasn’t having any luck. Sighing, he decided he’d mess with it later– he had to get dinner from the cafeteria before it closed down.
After a short dinner, he returned to his room and noticed his scroll was buzzing. Picking it up, he found it was a message from Willow.
Hello_Willow:
Hey ummm Caleb, I think maybe you did something you didn’t mean to?
He blinked, confused.
Rulerzreachf4n:
What do you mean?
Hello_Willow:
Well, I saw some kinda weird posts on your Penstagram just now.
Hello_Willow:
Looked like maybe you were trying to use Ooze and posted on Penstagram instead?
He took a moment to process her message, but when he did, he felt a hot rush of panic.
Rulerzreachf4n:
what waitholdon
Quickly, he switched out of his DMs and navigated to his Penstagram page. Oh, shit.
He frantically messed with buttons but had to quickly switch back over to DMs.
Rulerzreachf4n:
How do you erase posts?!?!
Willow coached him through the process of deleting posts, which was a terrifying several minutes, but eventually resulted in him erasing the messages. Once he had, Willow had to reassure him they were indeed gone.
Hello_Willow:
yeah, it’s okay, they’re all gone now. I checked.
Rulerzreachf4n:
you’re positive?
Hello_Willow:
yep, it doesn’t show up anymore, I promise!
He breathed a small sigh of relief.
Rulerzreachf4n:
okay. thank you.
Hello_Willow:
next time you wanna ooze search something, just let me know. I can help.
Rulerzreachf4n:
yeah…I’ll do that. thanks.
Hello_Willow:
so.
Hello_Willow:
were you . . . just wanting to do those searches for academic reasons or . . .
Hello_Willow:
personal reasons?
Hunter winced. He should have figured she’d be curious. Reluctantly, he answered her.
Rulerzreachf4n:
personal reasons.
Hello_Willow:
I see!
Hello_Willow:
mind if I ask who’s the lucky girl? 😊
Rulerzreachf4n:
I’d . . . rather not say
Hello_Willow:
oh, that’s fine!
Hello_Willow:
I don’t want to make you uncomfortable.
Rulerzreachf4n:
do you think you could tell me about that emoji? I’ve been asking people all day and nobody gives me a straight answer.
Hello_Willow:
you mean the kissy emoji?
Hello_Willow:
this? 😘
Rulerzreachf4n:
yeah.
Hello_Willow:
hmmm. well, to be honest, it could mean a lot of things.
Hello_Willow:
it could be completely innocent and platonic.
Hello_Willow:
or it could be flirty. I guess it just depends on how it’s used.
Rulerzreachf4n:
yeah, that’s what steve said . . .
Rulerzreachf4n:
ugh
Hello_Willow:
you seem really worried about it?
Rulerzreachf4n:
no
Rulerzreachf4n:
I’m just trying to figure it out, that’s all.
Hello_Willow:
hmmm
Hello_Willow:
if you don’t mind the question, do you like this girl?
Rulerzreachf4n:
uh
Hello_Willow:
nevermind. whatever your feelings are, in my opinion the best way to go about these things is to just be honest!
Hello_Willow:
that’s how my dads got together! papa just marched right up to dad and said, ‘hey, I like you, wanna date?’
Hello_Willow:
and that was it!
Rulerzreachf4n:
I see.
Hello_Willow:
honesty is always the best policy. and it can save people from a lot of hurt or confusion later on.
Rulerzreachf4n:
I guess so.
Hello_Willow:
yeah! and, if she’s your friend, she’ll respect you no matter your feelings, right?
Rulerzreachf4n:
uh huh.
Rulerzreachf4n:
have you confessed to someone before?
Hello_Willow:
well uh
Hello_Willow:
I guess not exactly, no, but . . .
Hello_Willow:
the point still stands!
Rulerzreachf4n:
right. well. thank you for the help.
Hello_Willow:
of course! I’m always happy to help.
Hello_Willow:
let me know how things turn out!
Rulerzreachf4n:
okay.
It was a relief when they finished texting. Hunter was tired of people trying to speculate about him based on some questions he’d asked. All he wanted to know was that that stupid emoji meant. Sheesh. It’s not like it meant anything, he just was curious. About how Luz felt. That’s all.
It’s not like he was into her.
Hunter hadn’t even realized he’d muttered that outloud until Flapjack spoke up.
I’ve seen that look before, young master.
Hunter turned and scowled.
“What look?”
Love, the bird chirped. Hunter huffed.
“You’re as bad as the rest of them.”
He knew they were wrong. He wasn’t in love, for Titan’s sake. It’s just that Luz was his first friend. The first person he’d really felt close to. That’s all it was, really. Just some excitement from that new experience. It wasn’t a big deal.
When Luz texted him later that night, answering the weird mix of emoji Eberwolf had sent with a bunch of her own emoji, he ignored how excited he was just to get a message from her. The next day, when she was still caught up with schoolwork and projects and they didn’t talk much, he ignored how much he missed her.
It didn’t mean anything. It didn’t. All day long, he told himself it didn’t.
In the evening when she uploaded a new video on glyphs on her Penstagram page, he told himself he wouldn’t watch it. He didn’t want to. It was fine.
He focused on his reading that night. Then he went to bed. However, like many nights, he didn’t fall asleep easily.
After laying there for about an hour, he cursed quietly to himself.
“Screw it.”
He caved, admitting to himself of course he wanted to watch it, he was dying to watch it, the last one was amazing, he was so curious what this one was about–
He turned his nightstand light on and grabbed his scroll to navigate to the video. There was Luz, bubbly and bright as ever, with her corny jokes and her easy laugh. And her warm eyes, and her delightful smile, with the silly way it curved a bit crookedly.
Uhh. Hunter rewound the video, realizing he hadn’t been paying close enough attention to what she’d been saying. He focused this time. Luz spent the video discussing the four base glyphs, her ideas on why they were the elements that all magic was built upon, and giving some practical pointers on drawing glyphs, keeping them on hand, etc. She finished the video with a teaser for her next episode, which would introduce her first glyph combos.
When the video ended, Hunter realized he’d spent the entire time smiling as he watched. And not just a small little smile, he’d been grinning like a dumb huge idiot the whole time.
Groaning, he flung the scroll aside, which bounced and landed on the bed beside him. He pressed his palms into his warm face and rubbed, grumbling.
“Okay, maybe I . . . like her a little.”
The palisman perched on his bed’s headboard gave a little chirp.
That’s putting it mildly. You seem entirely smitten, young master.
Hunter scowled.
“What does that even mean? You talk like an old man sometimes, I swear.”
It means you have an enormous crush.
“Hey! I do not have a crush on her. There’s no reason to blow it out of proportion–”
You’ve been watching her videos in secret in the middle of the night?
“They’re informative! Who knows when that information could come in handy and save somebody’s life? I might even be able to use it in my research–”
A voice, clear and loud, suddenly piped up from right beside him;
“Hello? Heeeey, yooo-hoo, Hunter! Can you hear me?”
Hunter’s eyes bugged out and he screeched in surprise, leaping in shock so hard he practically fell out of the bed. Looking around wildly, he realized the voice was eminating from the scroll sitting on his bed. There was Luz’s face, pictured there; she seemed to be sitting in a dimmed room.
Hunter stared, wide-eyed.
“Oh, god, I’m sorry– sorry! I didn’t mean to scare you.”
Slowly, he picked the scroll up, stammering,
“What . . . how . . . what?”
The little Luz on his scroll was quick to explain.
“I, I didn’t call you or anything– I just came into my room and noticed my scroll was running? I think you might of accidentally turned on video. I heard you talking, and uh, I wanted to make sure you knew it was on.”
Hunter took a moment to digest that, and then a wave of dawning horror descended upon him.
“H-how– how long was I– w-what exactly did you hear?”
She made a reassuring gesture.
“Don’t worry, I uh, I didn’t really hear much, I was too busy being confused. Before I realized you probably turned it on by mistake, and um . . . yeah! You’re good, I didn’t hear any super classified Coven secrets or anything.”
She chuckled, and Hunter felt just the smallest bit of relief; thank the Titan he’d been spared that pain. This was the second time he’d nearly been embarassed due to messing something up with this damned scroll, though– he needed to get a better grasp of how the stupid thing worked so it wouldn’t happen again.
The Luz pictured on his scroll got a bit of an awkward smile and giggled nervously, asking,
“Haha, so anyway, I guess you just got back from a shower or. Something?”
He gave her a confused look.
“No?”
“Oh,” Luz said, her voice going a little higher. She made a wide, vague gesture.
“I just mean . . . with the, the no shirt and everything?”
Hunter looked down at himself, finally realizing what she had been referring to.
“Oh! Nah, I just usually sleep naked on hot nights.”
As he glanced back to her, he saw a wide-eyed Luz blush faster and harder then he’d ever seen anyone turn red. Her voice raised another full octive as she squeaked,
“Oh!”
His eyed widened as he realized belatedly what he’d just said, and he fumbled,
“I mean UH– I didn’t– UM, shit– g-give me a minute! I’ll uh, I’ll be right back!”
He slapped the scroll face-down on the bed, unable to believe he’d just overshared like that, freaking hell, why was his brain absolute putty lately?! Hunter scrambled out of bed to go throw some PJs on, and then decided to splash some cold water on his face and fuss with his gross bedhead for a minute. Nobody told him his scroll did video calls, and getting jump-scared like that was honestly stressful as hell.
He then quickly headed back to bed, gingerly picking the scroll back up. Luz was still there, although it looked like she’d moved and was sitting on her sleeping bag now, back propped against her wall. Hunter announced awkwardly,
“Okay, I’m back . . . with clothes this time.”
Luz’s eyes widened again and she emitted a noise that was a cross between a laugh and a squeak, which under other circumstances would have been hilarious.
“Titan, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to make you uncomfortable, I’m just an idiot sometimes.”
Luz giggled and quickly tried to reassure him.
“N-no, no, no, it’s fine, it– it just took me off guard! Which, I mean, is fair, I clearly scared the crap out of you when I suddenly popped up.”
“Ugh, yeah, I guess,” Hunter grumbled, rubbing his face and still feeling bad. Luz seemed to be taking in stride fairly well, at least. She was still giggling.
“To be honest it was pretty funny, you almost fell out of bed.”
He gave her a mildly annoyed look.
“In my defense I didn’t even know scrolls did video calls.”
Luz grinned. She continued to tease him,
“It’s a good thing you accidentally called me and not somebody else, huh? You could have ended up buttdialing Kikimora or something, that woulda been awkward.”
Hunter scowled as she laughed. She was still pretty flushed but she had recovered from the awkwardness enough to tease him, it seemed.
“Wait, what . . . what is buttdialing?”
“Oh, you know, when you have the phone in your pants pocket and you sit down and it dials somebody . . . although I guess in this case you didn’t have pants so you literally just buttdialed. . .”
She broke off into giggles, apparently finding this hilarious. He protested,
“I-I didn’t! I just put my scroll down a little forcefully!”
As she laughed, Hunter thought about what she’d said, though. He admitted,
“I am really glad it connected to you and not somebody else though, you’re right.”
Euuughh. He didn’t even want to contemplate how horrifying that could have been.
“Yeah, you’ll probably wanna roll the scroll back up from now on when you’re done with it. But I’m also kinda happy it happened? I mean, it’s nice to actually talk to you face-to-face! You been up to anything interesting tonight?”
Hunter leaned back against his headboard a little and thought.
“Not really? Just the usual stuff. I’m almost done with my book.”
He gave her a tentative look.
“. . . how about you?”
She looked enthusiastic as she answered.
“Yeah, I just uploaded my latest glyph video, and it’s been getting lots of likes and comments! So I’ve been trying to plan out the next one. I’m thinking a good theme is the visibile and the invisible. You think it’s catchy enough?”
Hunter slipped into an automatic smile at the subject, unable to help it. He speculated,
“So, does that mean you’ll be discussing combinations with the light glyph?”
She confirmed,
“Exactly, yeah!”
Intrigued, he started to ask her questions, but he ended up babbling a little.
“How many combinations have you found so far? Oh, and that reminds me, I was wondering if you planned on talking more about how to visualize what you want the glyph to do? The practical tips for the glyphs seemed useful but they didn’t go over the actual spellcasting aspects. I’m wondering if it works differently from how I use my staff or how traditional witch magic works.”
Luz nodded.
“Yeah, definitely! I was planning on including some of that next time, actually! But . . . I’m a little confused. Didn’t you say you, uh, weren’t watching my videos?”
Hunter’s expression shifted into something embarassed.
Damn. Caught out. Once again because he couldn’t keep his mouth shut. He glanced away, fidgeting.
“I, uh . . . I might have taken a . . . quick glance at some of them?”
When he looked back, Luz seemed incredibly pleased. With a grin, she asked,
“Couldn’t resist, huh?”
He ignored how his face warmed and muttered,
“I was just curious.”
Luz didn’t seem intent on teasing him further though. She just continued on eargerly.
“This is actually awesome, because I needed somebody to bounce ideas off of. I was planning on diving into glyph combos next, but I’m worried it might be a little too soon. Do you think I should work more on establishing the basics first? I was thinking maybe one episode per glyph, you know? But I also like the idea of discussing spellcasting and all that with the combo glyphs. I dunno, I wasn’t sure.”
She smiled sheepishly and admitted,
“There’s a ton of stuff I’m excited to talk about but organization has never been one of my strengths. So I’m kinda struggling a little.”
Hunter considered her ideas for a moment.
“Well, from the sound of it, having one episode per glyph seems like a pretty good idea to me. You gave a really nice overview last time, so that’s set up the groundwork to go more in depth on each of them.”
Luz nodded.
“Yeah . . . that does make sense.”
He continued,
“I think your intuition about people getting a little confused is right. Glyph combos might feel a little overwhelming to dive into right away.”
She brightened.
“Okay, awesome. See, this is what I needed, the perspective of a viewer.”
He added thoughtfully,
“It also might help you to write out some outlines for the episodes you have planned. That’ll help you decide what you want in each of them and see how they fit together as a whole. And it should help with the whole organization thing.”
Looking eager, she said,
“Yes! Outlines! Perfect. Uh. I don’t usually do those. Would it be okay if . . . maybe I sent you some outlines and you tell me what you think of them?”
He nodded.
“Yeah, of course, I’d be happy to.”
She gave a happy litte squeal and cheered,
“Yeah!! Oh man, this is going to turn out amazing. Thank you so much, Hunter.”
Hunter fell quiet a moment, trying to cope with how adorable Luz was and realizing how much he’d been missing from just texting her.
“O-of course.”
The camera on Luz jostled a little as she shifted on her sleeping bag to slide further down comfortably and lean against the wall of her room, wearing a dreamy little smile.
“Man, I wish my old teachers could see me now. They were always like, blah blah blah, if you don’t follow the rules and learn how to fall in line your life will be a mess, blah-dee-dah. Look at things now! Doing great in magic school, lots of friends, making videos to help spur a societal revolution . . . not too shabby, if I say so myself.”
Hunter studied the human witch, feeling deeply curious. It was so strange, how different they were in some ways. He asked in a wry tone,
“So you were always this rebellious?”
She seemed tickled with the question. Grinning, looking a little self-conscious, she answered,
“I guess so, yeah. I had . . . uh, a reputation, you could say.”
Hunter gave a little snort and lifted his fluffy brows.
“I see. I’m gonna need to hear some examples.”
Luz rubbed her chin and hummed,
“Well, let’s seeeeee . . . I’ll need to pick a good one. Hmm . . .”
She suddenly gestured as if seizing an idea.
“Ah! Ok, this is from a pretty long time ago. Like the third grade, I think. They used to have our class do art projects on Fridays. It was supposed to be a fun thing, give us a creative outlet, right? But the thing is, our teacher was the biggest BORE on the planet.”
She looked incredibly annoyed as she recalled the memory, clearly still holding a grudge.
“Get this: this guy gave us all detailed directions on how to do our projects, like real specific things down to every single step, and he expected us to follow them exactly. He wanted our group to basically have perfectly identical art projects so that when we displayed them in the front of the classroom, everything matched. So every Friday that’s what everybody did. I hated it so much. I always tried to do something different, but he scolded me for doing it ‘wrong.’”
She heaved a sigh and continued,
“Anyway, that was a battle I went through every week. Then one week they wanted us to do the art projects while we were at home and we’d bring them in the next day for class. They were supposed to be these caterpillars made out of cardboard, like, the cardboard containers they have for eggs. Each little egg thingy was a segment of their body. And we also were gonna crush up eggshells and use food coloring and then glue the shells on the outside of the cardboard to decorate it. Glue googly eyes to it and little pipe-cleaner antenna. All that stuff.”
Hunter nodded, indicating he was following her. She carried on,
“Right. So. Of course I’m not gonna do that. It was ridiculous. The teacher even had directions for what color each of the body segments were supposed to be. This guy was messed up, I dunno man, who does that? Anyway, I made a huge cardboard snake with wings, and– oh, huh, I guess technically that would make it an amphiptere, huh? Hah, that Beast Keeping class comes in handy! Anyway, it had these wings that could flap and this huge articulated jaw with fangs, and it was curled around a nest of eggs, it was pretty great! I put a lot of work into it.”
Luz grinned and rubbed her hands together.
“But the finishing touch, the pièce de résistance, was the elephant toothpaste.”
Hunter lifted a brow.
“Uh. The what now?”
Luz seemed to realize she had to back up a little.
“Oh, uh, human realm stuff, right. So, there’s this little science experiment you can do with hydrogen peroxide, dish soap, and yeast. I don’t really remember the exact chemistry behind it, but you combine the peroxide and soap and then add the yeast as a catalyst? And when you do, it suddenly gets super foamy and hot and makes this big ol’ overflowing mess of bubbles. Like it expands and keeps expanding and just goops everywhere. Really neat. Anyway, I set it up so inside the snake’s– the amphiptere’s mouth, there’s this plastic watter bottle full of the peroxide and soap, hidden down in there. As a special little treat once I got to class.”
Hunter could see where this was going.
“I’m guessing this didn’t go over well with the teacher.”
Luz laughed.
“Not really. When I lugged the sculpture to class and put it up with the others, he had a fit. I thought that maybe the science experiment part might help convince him that it was good . . . it’s educational, y’know? But, uh, I kind of underestimated how vigorous of a chemical reaction I was going to get.”
She gestured the path of the elephant toothpaste.
“It went fooooommmm and just kept going and quickly enfulged everyone elses’ projects. And then kept going further and leaked all over the table, onto the floor . . . it even reached the first row of student’s desks. Boy, the teacher was mad. I got into so much trouble.”
Hunter couldn’t help but chuckle a little at the thought.
“Somehow this story doesn’t surprise me in the least. What did the teacher do?”
She gave a casual wave.
“Oh, y’know, the usual. Send me to the principal’s office, call my mom. Made me clean up the entire classroom. Took me like three days. Then the teacher carried a bitter grudge against me that lasted the rest of the school year. Constantly called on me in classroom to scold and belittle me. Then my classmates started avoiding me as the weird troublemaker girl. Nobody would play with me during recess anymore . . .”
She blinked, as if startled by her own train of thought.
“Uh, so, um, y’know, stuff like that!”
She shrugged and gave an uncomfortable laugh. Hunter frowned. Quietly, he said,
“That’s . . . that’s actually kind of awful?”
Luz tried to dismiss his comment, saying breezily,
“Aaaw, nah, it wasn’t so bad! I mean, it was worth it, you know? I wasn’t gonna let that teacher tell me how to make my own art.”
He remained silent and just looked at her sadly. Her artificial smile faltered a little.
She sighed and admitted softly,
“Okay, I guess parts of it sucked.”
Hunter wished he knew what to say, but he really hadn’t a clue. However, before he could ponder it further, Luz seemed to brighten up again and pivot to a new topic.
“Well, hey, what about you? I’d love to hear one of your stories!”
He balked a moment, taken off guard. Talking about himself . . . that wasn’t very appealing.
She looked so excited, though, and he couldn’t bear to say no to her. He chewed his lower lip and pondered it for a few moments.
“W-well, uh . . . I guess . . . I guess there was that one time on the mountain. I could tell you about that? It was pretty classic.”
Luz beamed.
“Yeah! Tell me all about it, I wanna hear what a classic Hunter story’s like.”
He smiled hesitantly.
“Okay, well . . . this was back during my basic training with the other scouts. One of the things they did was fly us out to the top of the Knee in their airships. They dropped us all off and then told us to fend for ourselves. No equipment, no food or water, no weapons, just our cold weather clothes. They said they would return for us in 24 hours, and we had to survive until then.”
Luz’s eyes widened.
“Wow. That’s pretty hardcore.”
A bit of a boastful smile reached Hunter as he recalled the events.
“Well, the Coven’s training doesn’t mess around. Also, this was the dead of winter, so temperatures dipped dangerously low after dark. We were dropped off late afternoon and only had a few hours before nightfall, so it was pretty important for us to get our act together quickly. Especially considering a blizzard was likely going to arrive later that night. Plus, if the snow didn’t get us killed, then the Slitherbeasts certainly would.”
Luz seemed to be having a hard time accepting the premise of his tale.
“Did they really just . . . not give you anything, though? What if there was an emergency, was there any way to contact them?”
Hunter chuckled.
“No, of course not. That would have invalidated the purpose of the test. We weren’t 100% defenseless, though. We had our magic, remember.”
Luz gave her face a little smack and said,
“Oh, right, magic! Jeez, of course.”
Hunter nodded.
“The group I was with were pretty inexperienced, but they did know their basic spells. Meanwhile, I had the artificial staff that Belos had recently given me . . . I was still learning how to use it, though. It put my magic pretty much on par with everyone elses’ at the time.”
He frowned a little.
“They, uh, didn’t quite see it that way, though.”
Luz gave him a curious look.
“What do you mean?”
He paused. Reluctantly, he answered,
“They thought it was unfair I was the only one with a magic staff. They saw it as proof of Belos’ favortism.”
Luz scoffed.
“That’s ridiculous, you would have been literally magicless without it!”
Hunter shrugged.
“I know, but they didn’t understand that, I guess. I was also a lot younger then the other scouts, so they kind of didn’t take me very seriously . . .”
Luz’s expression pinched into something sympathetic and Hunter quickly carried on.
“I-it doesn’t matter, though! That’s beside the point. The point is, we were dropped off there, and we needed to plan fast. Everyone started talking about what they thought we should do, and most people seemed to be in favor of scavanging for food before it got dark.”
Hunter puffed his chest out a bit and spoke in authorative tone,
“That was a terrible idea, though. We could survive just fine without food for 24 hours. What we needed to prioritize was finding shelter and building a fire to prepare for the night. If we didn’t, we’d quickly die to hypothermia. I explained this to everyone, but they didn’t heed my warnings. They were making short-sighted decisions based on on their stomachs instead of using their heads. So most of them went off to follow their foolheardy plans. Only one other scout decided to go with my plans, so the two of us went off in search of shelter. We all agreed to meet up again in one hour.”
Luz seemed very absorbed in his story. Eagerly, she asked,
“So what happened?”
He sighed.
“It was a complete mess. When we met back up, the sun was starting to set and the windchill was picking up fast. Nobody had found anything to eat, one of the scouts had gone missing, people were freezing and everyone was starting to panic. Somebody needed to step up and take charge, otherwise the Coven would be bringing back a whole lot of its scouts in body bags when they returned.”
Luz looked sufficiently horrified, which Hunter appreciated, as she seemed to understand the gravity of the situation he’d been stuck in. He carried on explaining,
“That’s what I told everyone. It took some arguing, but I finally convinced them to listen to me. Me and the other scout had found a few potential locations, but they hadn’t been large enough for our whole group. So I issued orders, creating a search party for the missing scout, directions on how to mark their paths and not get lost in the snow, while creating two other groups to search the most promising locations for shelter. I knew the Knee had several extensive cave systems and there had to be some openings we could find.”
With a proud little smile, he said,
“And we did it! They followed my orders and pulled themselves together. They located the MIA scout and we finally found a cave opening, right in the nick of time. We set up shelter there and gathered enough fuel for a fire that could last all night but also had enough ventilation so we wouldn’t asphyxiate. Some of the scouts had early signs of hypothermia or frostbite but with our shelter, they were back to normal in no time. Heck, before long everyone was talking and joking around the fire like it was just a fun night out.”
Luz grinned, looking pleased with his story. She said,
“Awesome! It must have felt wonderful when they finally respected you as a leader, huh?”
Hunter’s proud smile began to fade.
“Yeah . . .”
He grew pensive for a few moments. Quietly, he said,
“It felt great.”
Luz seemed confused and a little concerned. Hunter glanced away.
He wasn’t going to tell her this part, he hadn’t planned to– but something about Luz always seemed to compel him to blurt things out. Sighing, he said,
“I think I realized that night that respect really isn’t the same thing as . . . liking. The scouts were relieved and they trusted my judgment, but . . . when I tried joining in with their storytelling and joking around the fire, they didn’t . . . really . . .”
He abandoned his sentence and grunted,
“I don’t know, I thought maybe I was just being awkward, so it made them uncomfortable. I gave up and left to make one last quick scrounge for fuel before we turned in for the night. When I returned, I sort of . . . overheard them talking. About me.”
“Oh,” Luz said, in a tone that made it clear she knew it would not be pleasant.
Hunter fiddled with the scroll in his hands as he thought back to it, not looking at her.
“They said I was great at being a walking encyclopedia of knowledge, and I was great at giving orders, but they . . . were still mocking me. And resenting me.”
Gently, he heard Luz say,
“That’s horrible. I’m sorry, Hunter.”
He gave a bitter chuckle.
“No need to feel sorry. That’s just how things work, you know? You work together with people, but you never trust them all the way. Only as far as you need to get something done. People only help each other so long as it benefits themselves.”
Luz answered quickly and indignantly.
“Wh-what? Hunter, no. That’s not how it works! Friends don’t just use each other like they’re disposable tools. Even colleagues don’t do that! Or, that’s not how it’s supposed to be, anyway . . .”
Hunter gazed at her, surprised at how upset she seemed to be about this. He thought about things before admitting quietly,
“Well, maybe the Coven just works differently, I guess.”
She looked sad, incredibly sad, actually; Hunter was about to tell her there was no reason to feel sorry for him, he was fine, but then Luz spoke again, asking softly,
“So what happened after all that? Did you all make it out okay at least?”
He nodded.
“Yeah. Well, there was a little mishap with a Slitherbeast, but that wasn’t so bad.”
Luz arched a brow and protested,
“Wait, hold on, you can’t just say there was a ‘mishap with a Slitherbeast,’ this is stuff you can’t just skip over in a story!”
Hunter chuckled.
“Sorry. Well, there isn’t much to tell, really. I volunteered for first watch that night while everyone else slept. I knew the Slitherbeats tended to use these caves for shelter for the same reasons we did, so we had to keep watch. Unfortunately we were visited by one. I thought about waking the others, but there was a good chance they would panic and that was the opposite of what we needed. So I decided to lure it away from the cave and get it to follow me out into the open snow.”
Luz looked impressed.
“Pretty gutsy.”
He smiled and told her,
“It was pretty touch and go for a while. The blizzard was in full force out there and it was the middle of the night, so it was freezing, dark, and almost impossible to see. I lit my way with my staff as best I could, but . . . the beast was in its element, unlike me. It could track my smell for miles with ease, and it was quick.”
Luz made a noise of disbelief and shook her head.
“Jeez. How did you manage to not die? I was up against one of those once, and lemme say, it’s not something I’d like to repeat. And I had help!”
Hunter answered thoughtfully.
“Well, there were a few moments I was pretty sure I was going to die. I wondered if they’d even find parts of my body or if the Slitherbeast would digest everything and there’d just be no remains. Nobody would have even known what happened to me. My spells weren’t enough to stop the beast; the best they could do was just annoy it. I was just running and running. Nowhere to hide. Any tree I climbed, the beast could just pull down.”
Her eyes wide, she squealed,
“Aaaa, what did you do?! Enough buildup already, just tell me!”
He laughed at her impatience.
“All right, all right. Well, I knew these things couldn’t see well, they operate mostly by smell. So I realized I could try and use that to my advantage. I took off my jacket and used my magic to float it right in front of the beast, so he’d get a good whiff, and then I floated it away, leading it away from me. To a very convientent location, just under a ridge.”
“Oh?”
He pointed a finger and went,
“Zap! I triggered a landslide with my magic and it knocked the damned thing down the mountainside. Gave me the chance to finally escape. I scrambled through the storm and managed to drag myself back into the cave before I froze to death. Everyone else was still sleeping soundly, none the wiser.”
Finished with his tale, he sat back and gave her an amused smile.
“Pretty funny, huh? We still laugh about that night.”
Luz was staring at him in disbelief. He asked,
“What?”
“You . . . Hunter, I feel like there are plenty of words to describe that story, but ‘funny’ is not high on the list.”
He frowned.
“What? . . . did I tell it badly?”
She shook her head.
“No, you told it fine, it’s just– dude, didn’t you just say you thought you were gonna die and you didn’t know if your friends and family would even find a body?”
“Yeah?”
“Well how is that a funny anecdote?!”
Hesitantly, he answered,
“Well, I mean . . . you gotta laugh at it, right? It’s pretty crazy.”
She asked,
“So you consider it a good memory?”
He laughed,
“Oh, hell no. Of course not.”
She blinked. He continued,
“But it’s funny, you know? All the hijinks we got up to during training. It’s funny . . .”
He paused, trying to understand why Luz still looked so horrified, the same way she’d looked throughout much of his tale. Suddenly starting to question himself, he asked faintly,
“Is it . . . is it . . . not?”
Something about the sadness in Luz’s eyes finally made something click into place for him. Quietly, he said,
“It isn’t. Is it?”
Luz sighed gently. After a long pause, she said,
“It’s nice that you’re finding the good in it, and what you did was really admirable . . . but also, I think it’s kinda really messed up they made you go through that to begin with.”
A few moments passed, and she added,
“Although. I guess . . . my story wasn’t super funny either in some ways.”
They were both quiet for a bit. Hunter contemplated things. She had a point. Maybe they both kind of had warped ideas of what was funny.
Or maybe laughing about it had felt like the only option.
“Well,” Luz said suddenly, with a defiant smile,
“I guess that just means we’ll have to make some even better memories, right?”
She looked to him with a glint of hope in her eyes. He smiled faintly at her, then agreed in a mellow voice,
“Yeah. I’d be down for that.”
With a rush of inspiration, she said,
“Oh, I know! When we finally meet up, we can go camping!”
He tilted his head slightly. He asked,
“What’s camping?”
Her eyes sparkling with excitement, she answered,
“It’s kind of like what you did at the Knee, except without the horrible blizzards or Slitherbeats or constant fear of death looming over you!”
Hunter frowned.
“That doesn’t really explain much.”
She tried again.
“Okay, so. Basically, you go out into nature, and you bring tents and sleeping bags, and you build a cozy little campfire, and you go on hikes and go fishing or swimming or just skip stones on the water and just kinda vibe, you know? It’s great.”
Still confused, he asked,
“But . . . what’s the point?”
Exasperated, she said,
“To be in nature! To relax and breathe some fresh air! It’s super peaceful!”
He hummed skeptically,
“I see . . .”
Undaunted, Luz continued to try and convince him.
“C’mon, you can’t tell me you wouldn’t enjoy it. Imagine: we go out into the wilds of the Boiling Isles, maybe somewhere in the Chest Valley? Eda says it’s pretty nice out there, I’d love to see it sometime. And then we just hike in the forest and listen to the birds, maybe climb a tree . . . make a fire later on and roast some weenies or something. And then watch as the stars come out. No stress, no worries. Just chilling and doing whatever we’d like.”
It had been difficult for Hunter to understand what Luz was on about, but he felt like he was finally starting to grasp it. It was just that the concept of relaxing was still so foreign to him.
He admitted quietly,
“Okay . . . I guess that does sound kind of nice.”
She looked so happy at his response and cheered,
“Yeah! Exactly! We gotta be sure to actually do that sometime when all this Coven crapola is out of the way.”
Slouching down even further on her sleeping bag, she mused,
“Mmm, man, we’ll need to see if we can get ahold of some marshmallows, though. That would be perfect. Can’t have a good camp out without marshmallows.”
Slouching in his own bed himself, he asked in an amused tone,
“And what are marshmallows?”
“A human delicacy,” she told him,
“You stick them on a skewer and roast them over the fire. They taste best when they’re a little bit burnt, though.”
“That . . . doesn’t sound good.”
“It is, I swear! Crunchy on the outside and gooey on the inside.”
“That’s just describing most of the bug demons around here.”
She laughed,
“No! I swear, they’re good, they’re . . .”
A yawn intterupted her, and she made a little squeak as she stretched. It was not adorable. It was not.
“They’re amazing. Especially with graham crackers and chocolate.”
“And what are those?”
“Chocolate is another human delicacy. And graham crackers . . . well, actually okay, they’re not that great on their own, they’re kind of like sweetened cardboard, but for some reason when they’re combined with chocolate and marshmallow they’re really great.”
“This isn’t a very convincing argument.”
“Hey, when have I steered you wrong before? Trust me, they’re perfect. The chocolate sort of half-melts when you put ‘em together and it’s so good and everything smells like wood smoke and there’s just the popping of the fire and the sound of frogs and crickets, and it feels so special. The way it does when you’re up late with somebody, y’know?”
Hunter was only half-listening to Luz by now, but he found that he wanted to continue listening to her babble about camping for as long as she wanted. Smiling lazily, he said,
“Yeah.”
And despite how late it was, he continued to chat with the strange human on the other end of the line, his darkened room lit only by the gentle glow of his scroll.
#toh#the owl house#goldenlight#lunter#huntceda#goldenluz#luz x hunter#hunter x luz#goldenlight fanfic#running spellcheck on text messages is a nightmare so there may be a few spelling errors
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