#delulu anon

[friendlyspidercop]

STOPP bc i’m giggling and kicking my feet rn peter is so boyfriend i want to smooch him so bad -delulu anon

ME TOO he is so smoochable i wanna cry

he’s the best thing that’s ever been yours! he laughs nervously, drumming his fingertips on the table between you. “just a thought though, so i don’t need an answer right now or anything, y’know? i was just thinking about it when i got home last night— or actually, i’ve been thinking about it for— uh, wait—”

your heart is already floating miles above you, far beyond the restaurant you’re sat at with pete, and far above the skyscrapers of your city. you can’t fight your grin at his bumbling, that nervous smile on his pretty lips, his long lashes.

he’s trying to explain that no, he didn’t just ask you this on a whim, and he has been thinking about it for a while now, but not too long to be weird and—

and then you’re standing from your side of the table to lean over the table, reaching for his fingers to stop their nervous drumming. his lips part in surprise as he sees you move. he blinks, but before he can get another silly word out, your lips are on his, and sparks are flying.

you’ve stilled his nervousness, and he smiles against you, relaxing. reassured.

you pull away slowly, squeezing his hand.

“i’d love to move in with you.”

[kodaiki]

SCREAMING, CRYING, ORGANISING A RAPID FIRE WEDDING SO THEY(Satoru) CAN'T CHIKEN OUT OF IT(Satoru)

Nanami doing God's work just by existing is such a Nanami thing to do, we can't help but stan (Gege one day I will find you, and you WILL pay for what you did to my man 😭)

i sense ✨️ drama ✨️ cominggggg

- delulu anon

LMAO add me to the guest list 🤭 gege, watch out bc IM coming for you, too😠😠

[dipperscavern]

dippy I must know what level of delulu you are currently operating at. mine is a 12/10 and i just want you to know that you alone fuel the flame of my deluluness, so thanks 😊

my level of delulu/insanity i constantly operate at is something akin to that one brittany broski clip where she’s rocking back and forth muttering “NA NA NA NA NAA NA. I LOVE TIMOTHY CHALAMET…..”

🌬️🔥happy to help!!

[aettuddae]

u crying over minjeong’s ginger hair is me with zuha’s oreo hair 🥲 shit lasted for less than two months 💔

- delulu anon !

she was so silly for ruining our psyche for a week then going back to normal

[grossillygirl]

Lots of anal porn in your likes on twt

Ur just seeing what u wanna see🙄 expose urself much

[shuxiii]

u're lucky i love ur works

- 'delusional' anon

And i love you for that 😽

[kruemel8]

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[eightmakesonebraincell]

how do you think bf!ateez would be like with a shy gf? :o

the ones who silently take care of you: seonghwa, san

nobody can convince me otherwise that hwa and san would not lay down their lives to make sure that you feel comfortable so long as you are with them. they are both extremely perceptive and know what you want or need before you even do. you want a tissue from the box but you're too shy to ask the strangers on the table beside you for one? he's already asked and placed the tissues in your hand. you're meeting his friends for the first time and you're nervous to talk to them? he's already told his friends in advance to make you feel welcome without overwhelming you with questions. they thrive off being able to protect and care for you in all these little ways, and the cute smiles, appreciative hugs and bashful pecks you give them in return? anything you ask for and don't ask for, they will move heaven and earth to give to you

the ones who make sure you are okay: hongjoong, mingi

honestly, i think both joong and mingi would wonder at first if you being quiet and withdrawn has something to do with them. are they doing or saying something that is making you feel uncomfortable? or they might wonder if something is going on in your life, like with your friends or family. they probably ask you every now and then just to check in and make sure you're okay and that nothing is wrong. but they come to understand that it's just your personality and you're naturally shy, so you need time to feel confident or warm up to settings and situations. they might take a more proactive approach to help you with your shyness–not in the sense that they want you to overcome it, but more in the sense to help you feel more at ease and less nervous, especially when they are not there for you. they encourage you in small ways to step outside of your comfort zone, but of course the moment they see that it might be too much for you, joong and mingi are stepping right in to help you. no matter what, you know that they are always watching you and have your back

the ones who are just as shy as you are: yeosang, jongho

it's probably a constant back and forth of finding each other endearing LOL. i feel like with yeo and jongho, because they are both also quite shy, a relatively new relationship would give such puppy love vibes. there are a lot of bashful giggles and awkward eye contact when you catch each other stealing glances at one another. in situations that might require confrontation, like the waiting staff confirming the wrong order when you're on a date at a restaurant, you would look at him and he would look at you and neither of you would correct the staff. that's the charm of your relationship though. you both go with the flow that doesn't make either of you uncomfortable, and it's very relaxed and easy-going. and let's be real, you both probably go home afterwards and laugh about (and shit-talk) the situations that neither of you were going to speak up about. introversion and shyness is just a part of the relationship and it works for you all

the ones who bring you out of your shell: yunho, wooyoung

their infectious energy and easy banter just makes it impossible for you to be shy around them. it does take a while at first, but once you're comfortable with them? shy girl who??? i feel like yun and woo just have a way of drawing out your hidden mischief and occasional brattiness, and god do they feel a sense of giddiness to know that they are one of the only people you show this side of yourself to. at the same time though, they are able to reign themselves in when a situation calls for it and they are extremely dependable. they make sure that you know you can rely on them in situations you aren't comfortable with, like if you're in an unfamiliar setting or a situation that requires confrontation. all in all, shyness doesn't exist when you are with yunho or wooyoung, but when certain people or environments bring that shyness back, they're right there for you to lean on

[arttsuka]

Dude can we see more of Jed’s reaction to Brokeback Mountain? Pretty please?

Taking this a bit more literally and drawing his reactions to watching the movie is so in character for me.

Continuation from this post

Famous last words

Jed 28 minutes in the movie

Totally not my reactions while watching it, definitely not...

He goes through the 5 stages of grief and then some

Alone with his thoughts

Oh no indeed

He's in denial

[yandereunsolved]

I think it'd be hilarious to see self aware!asoiaf characters react to the cultural differences with the modern world (especially with fem!reader)

Like imagine making a joke about being a virgin nerd, and you have the self aware characters short-circuiting at the idea of "taking your maidenhead" and they also hate that you work because??? Why??? Is not even misogyny (well maybe for Maegor and others it is) but they all agree that it's completely unacceptable that you are being "forced" to work like some common whench

And of course they believe that once being brought into their world you will embrace their medieval values and become a good little wife 💀 (delulu)

They are all so delulu and don't understand brain rot.

Imagine trying to use slang in front of any of the yandere asoiaf characters????

"Rizz."

"You look so skibidi today."

"Yo, dude! You on that sigma grindset today."

"No way in Ohio they did that."

"Fantum tax."

They are all like "is my darling speaking in tongues!?"

Yan Alicent thinks you need an exorcism. ☠️

Yandere Alicent: "They need to be exorcised. This is why I said playing with magic is forbidden!"

Yandere Aegon II: "They're fine." points at darling.

Reader: just wants to fuck with them at this point. "That is so not alpha of you. Look at your pookie. I am okay. I am just currently sit maxxing while waiting for Aemond to stop gooning in the next room over."

[friendlyspidercop]

wanted to participate in the ask game but i’m so much more uninteresting than i thought LOL - delulu anon

oop same :/ all good tho ✌️ bc u know WHAT

as uninteresting as you think you are, peter loves you all the same. he thinks you’re very interesting. you’re like a book he can’t put down, drinking in every word and turning every page to take in more of you whether it’s something you tell him or something he learns about you just by being with you.

it’s an honor, the way you are around him; the way you snicker at your own jokes or nudge him when he returns a quip of his own. the little smile you let him see when you’re about to kiss him. the texts you send him throughout the day, from the reminders to drink water to random memes you think he’d like.

getting to spend everyday with you is his greatest— yes, greatest— honor. of course he thinks you’re interesting. of course he wants to hear your thoughts on the new trailer that just came out for the movie you’ve both been wanting to see. of course he’ll swing by your place on his way back to his apartment tonight— no, he doesn’t mind that it’s a little out of the way.

“but if you’re too tired by then, pete, i really understand and—”

“no, no,” he cuts you off with a laugh. the robber he’s webbed up against the building gives him a weird look, apparently realizing the friendly neighborhood spider-man has been on the phone this whole time. “don’t misunderstand— i want to see you. the fact that you want to see me too is…”

“oh man, you’re going sappy on me again.”

“can’t help it!”

he feels lucky and loved that you would want to share yourself with him, so… thank you. really.

ask game!

[kodaiki]

omg satoru and y/n need to wake the fork up and get married already i cannot stand the tension anymore 😩😩😩

at this point luna and angus will get married before satoru and y/n even start dating

sigh

my foolish children 😔

- delulu anon

actually so real!! they need to just … hurry up 😮‍💨😮‍💨 if only there was a way

[not-so-rosyyy]

Rosyy, take me out of the story but what if that New Year's Z story from the Caribbean holiday was an actual photo after Tom proposed to her? 😭😭😭 Something about the days clinking together too well for me….

that New Year's story was posted January 4th, 2023.

it's January 5th now.

so, what if she chose to soft launch the engagement today because it's been exactly two years since he popped the que-[CALL DROPS]

[aettuddae]

KARINA’S WALLPAPER CHANGE KARINA’S WALLPAPER CHANGEEEEEEEE

- delulu anon

HER WALLPAPER CHAAAAANGEEEED

[grossillygirl]

u actually seem like u hve a personality. beneath all that masochistic stuff theres something there

i dont

[ghost-bxrd]

As someone who does make games your gotham point and click game post makes me want to actually make it so bad SKSDJF

AKSNDNKSKSNE I CAN’T BELIEVE SOMEONE WHO MAKES GAMES ACTUALLY FOUND THIS POST LET’S GOOOOO!!!!

Now we only need some more writers and artists(and DC’s permission 😭) and we’re set! The game of the year! 😩