#delish tbh

[moviestarmartini]

girl lunch (pasta with a can of redbull sugar free)

[stellacaerulea]

This community is always all about how thirsty they are for Bettina or Giovanni or Ena but hear me out

[angelmush]

5 year anniversary picnic meal made by meeee ! appetizer was whipped butter, radish, + anchovies on crispy focaccia. then salad (though not pictured) was arugula, balls of the most perfectly ripe cantaloupe, oven crisped prosciutto, + mozz. then i had made focaccia sandwiches w pan seared chicken thighs, homemade spinach basil pesto, peaches, balsamic, burratta, and arugula. and 4 dessert i made a cornmeal olive oil cake w a wild blueberry lavender sauce.

[hinamie]

Megumi is brought to beautiful rooms like this to suffer

may or may not be obsessed with @lyrebirdswrites' fic slaughterhouse it's been living in my head absolutely rent-free and I wanted to pay it homage <3

[robinsnest2111]

almost forgor how good it feels to crunch and munch on some cucumber and apple slices

[msommers]

that quote that's like. you can't go back but even if you could you won't be the same...... riya feelings.

[saetoru]

my sister got me the cutest lil cupcake from a bakery i’m sobbing

[didionsvision]

the duality of man……. mid-afternoon super green matcha almond milk latte v. afternoon strawberry mojito

[vodyanitsa]

canned tuna + chili mayo + rice+ cucumber. everything served cold. can't go wrong.

[ladyimaginarium]

[totheblood]

who are some of your favorite writers? any recs?

i don't keep up with ellie writers that much anymore (tbh a lot of them were extremely problematic so im not getting into that)

but for spencer i have a ton:

@januaryembrs : their writing is just mwahhh, their story "trouble almost all my life" changed MY life and i mean that, i've read it in total like 4 times this WEEK. not even as a fic, even if you don't like the character, it's honestly just a really compelling and beautiful story.

@nereidprinc3ss : their series "do you believe me now?" also has a crazy good characterization of spencer and is just MWAH a beautiful work of art... deserves all the flowers

@pathologicalreid : their spencer fluff and dad!spence is sooooo soooo good, ngl has the best fluff and angst and their CRYPTIC PREGNANCY FICS!! so good, would read over and over again

@rreids: so yum, so delish, love all their work and really just yum!

i haven't been able to read much more but if the list grows i'll add more

[dangermousie]

Finally, someone tells the monster lady off! The fact that a Qing era vamp dude who barely knows our FL gets it more than her monster mother is...

And then, ignoring her tantrum, he adds a rider which is supposed to make sure she listens because she's impervious to love or shame.

And he knew what he was doing, this was the mom's last ineffectual attempt to assert herself...

I love her face!

And then later when he comes to pick her up, it's delish to see the mom, who just shoved her out of frustration, freak out.

Still wish he'd eat her tbh. I meant the mom, tho he can eat the daughter too, just in a different fashion.

[magicalbats]

YES more pathetic boys sadly cumming in their pants is exactly what I need and desire ｡ﾟ(｡ﾉωヽ｡)ﾟ｡ did you have any characters come to mind? I'm personally a little hyperfocused on wind breaker boys atm...

Oooh, can you clarify what you mean by wind breaker boys? I don’t think think I’ve heard of that before and now I’m curious!

And hmmm, tbh I think there could be a few different flavors to this. The sort of pathetic simp boys you’d kind of expect this behavior from anyway and the sort who come as a surprise. Their demeanor makes you think they’d have better self control than that but whether because they’re particularly weak for you, specifically, or because they’re so repressed and touch starved they just can’t help it!

I think Scar falls into the latter category of being specifically weak for the person who’s captured his obsession, and he’d kind of ride that line of being pushy and confident while also being incredibly pathetic about it at the same time. 🤤

For HSR I see Sunday firmly residing in the repressed and touch starved camp fkekdkdksk and imo he’s especially delish to think about for this because he’d try his damndest to reject it and keep up the pretense of not being so easily swayed by the urges of his body right up to the very moment he’s staining the front of his pants. Extremely shameful and embarrassing for him.

Could also see Sampo being very easily teased to that point too, especially in the sense that like … he hasn’t exactly been shown to have simp tendencies in the game but I don’t think it’s outside the realm of possibility for him and tbh I think he’d very much enjoy being on the receiving end of his favorite persons attention like that. He’s got that vibe about him imo that sets him up to be either the predator or the prey and he’d have fun either way. 🤭

And finally the big ace up my sleeve … I REALLY think Blade would do this, completely by accident and against his will. He’s so touch starved and isolated that I could see him losing hold of his self control very quickly if you started teasing or rubbing up on him. He’d be big grumpy about it ofc but that’s what I meant by different flavors. There’s many physiological factors that might lead to a man cumming in his pants!

For Genshin, I think both Xiao and Diluc would be similarly affected by even just the slightest bit of teasing and yes, they’d be grumpy about it! Like Blade, they’re not totally thrilled about showing their own weakness like that but the proof is quite literally in the pudding.

Thoma is one of those guys you’d kind of expect it from, he’s just so sweet and unassuming with submissive male-wife leaning tendencies. You really wouldn’t even have to try very hard to get him riled up and excited, and even less effort to have him making a mess of his clothes. Tbh I’d also categorize Kaveh here too, except you can fully expect him to cry about it afterward. 😮‍💨 Hell, maybe even while it’s happening.

I think Neuvillette could easily fall into the repressed and touch starved category too, but actually getting him to soil his clothes like that might take a bit more effort than the average man. 🤔 Same with Al-Haitham tbh. Which is not to say he’s repressed in the usual sense but rather that his self control is so strong he’d present a real challenge but … I not only think it’s very possible he could be made to cum in his pants, I also believe that’s what he deserves. lol

Honorable mentions; Aventurine, Argenti, Gepard, Itto, Childe, maaaaybe Wriothesley if you got him worked up enough. 😏

[bam-b00zle]

big fan of human organs tbh. pretty delish if u ask me

fake sticker set that'll never get made lol

[sanjisprincesswifey]

2,3, and 23 for the ask game with zoro and torao? 💖

2. favorite canon thing about this character?

i got about a million answers for law tbh, but i love that he is, canonically, a LOSER. i love loser men lol. also i love that he has a weakness for things that are cute, like he’s so bad at pretending he’s scary when he rants about his comic books and can’t resist a big, fluffy polar bear. 

for zoro, i enjoy how he always treats girls with a softness that men don’t receive. we see it countless times when he helps nami or robin or hiyori in wano and i looove that. like, yassss my gentle himbo !!!!!

3. least favorite canon thing about this character?

i hate that law is quite literally the most traumatized he could possibly be. like bro is fucked up and i hate seeing him suffer !!! 

i dislike how serious they made zoro post timeskip, like i understand why it happened, but i miss his laugh and smile pre timeskip 😫

23. favorite picture of this character?

any picture of law in the white tank and blue feathered coat !! he looks so fking goodddd & any picture of zoro from film z because that man looks so delish in glasses

send me a question and a character!

[ineffabildaddy]

6, 8, and 21 for the soft asks <3

omg hiii hehehe

6. say three nice things about yourself (three physical and three non-physical)

oh god okay, physical: my tattoos are sick, my beard's coming along nicely, and ermmm i'm stacked in the back lmfao

non-physical: i try to be a friendly person, i'm very organised and clean at work which i'm proud of, anddd i'd like to think i know a good amount about music

8. tag someone (or multiple people) who make you feel good

this bit's gna be long so i'll put it under the cut dlfjlkdg

@raining-stars-somewhere-else he's an inactive king atm but he's my bestie and i love him<3 so so hilarious and observant and talented and kind. he's my dude and he means a lot to me go away

@sad-chaos-goblin i feel like i can be totally insane around you and you'll get on my wavelength immediately, it's amazing dlkkkljgfjkld. also i feel really lucky to be friends with someone so well-rounded and driven and fun, not to mention compassionate<3 i'm really really lucky to have met you and i hope we get to do irl adventures in the nearish future!!! until then we're great friends from afar!!!

@omens-for-ophelia we're just perfectly matched for our headcanons and kinks and shit and i absolutely love it. u get me, i get u, we get each other on this front and on many others!!! ur an extremely nurturing person too. i also love having u around bc ur full of fun facts and passion and energy, and of course ur art is absolutely incredible, i'm scratching at the walls just thinking about it dklkjldfgjkl. can't wait to create more absolutely feral works of crowley and aziraphale [redacted] in various ways hahahhkshjdf. and also hopefully have some london hangouts soon<3

@queer-reader-07 of course i've gotta mention ya because you're one of my fave blogs! i feel so warm and welcome reading all your posts and tags because you're a very lovely individual, and you've also got so many valuable things to say and i really look forward to seeing your takes on everything<3 also as i said before ur a very funny person and i enjoy that heh. i always get so excited when u pop up in my notifs i'm like little old me????

@foolishlovers bestie your writing makes me so happy but chatting and things makes me even happier<3 you're a really enthusiastic friend to have and you've got so many wonderful qualities that i just wanna share the love as much as possible hehe. i'm very glad we're doing shhh it's a secret together and that we've become close in general uwu

@crowleyslvt ur a little lad who's always got something hilarious and insightful to say about literally anything i come to u with, whether it's fkn silly memes or an existential crisis lol. you have such a unique way of looking at the world and i really enjoy it. also having a giggle with u is always top tier and on top of that ur a very supportive king<3 and of course u writing's delish at all times in any context

@voluptatiscausa i can literally tell you my most redacted thoughts and you'll be like yeah this is just another day at the office dkffjddgl. you're a silly and goofy guy (gn) who's simultaneously very easy to open up to which is always a comfort<3 the fact that we both like mitchell and webb makes us collectively Not Like Other Girls and we need to capitalise on that more tbh. also i greatly enjoy ur writing ofc

@bowtiepastabitch you're jokes. also we're very different and yet somehow the same brand of fucked up which i love<3 the lore could not be more disparate but the vibes could not be more immaculate. pls continue to be my friend smh

some more legends i love @crowleyholmes @fearandhatred @crowleys-bentley-and-plants @celestialcrowley @sabotage-on-mercury @quoththemaiden @ineffable-rohese @crawley-fell

21. if you could tell your past self one thing, what would it be?

probably this - one day you're going to start sticking up for yourself, i promise<3