#delish tbh

[moviestarmartini]

girl lunch (pasta with a can of redbull sugar free)

[angelmush]

5 year anniversary picnic meal made by meeee ! appetizer was whipped butter, radish, + anchovies on crispy focaccia. then salad (though not pictured) was arugula, balls of the most perfectly ripe cantaloupe, oven crisped prosciutto, + mozz. then i had made focaccia sandwiches w pan seared chicken thighs, homemade spinach basil pesto, peaches, balsamic, burratta, and arugula. and 4 dessert i made a cornmeal olive oil cake w a wild blueberry lavender sauce.

[hinamie]

Megumi is brought to beautiful rooms like this to suffer

may or may not be obsessed with @lyrebirdswrites' fic slaughterhouse it's been living in my head absolutely rent-free and I wanted to pay it homage <3

[amorettopedri]

son of aphrodite pedri × son of ares gavi

[robinsnest2111]

almost forgor how good it feels to crunch and munch on some cucumber and apple slices

[thisghosts-obsessions-again]

Finally caught up with Summer of Love update! OMG THAT NOAH SCENE??? HELLO??? IT'S ONLY DAY 4??? DO I REGRET IT??? NOOO! Do I think this will bite Noa in the back if Noah gets paired with someone else down the line??? Yes! I forgot how many people snog MC when she's not paired with Haoyu (he and Kira are f sweet in that playthrough). Living the drama queen scenes vicariously through Noa Mizushima and it's chaotically fun! Like, hello??? Noah cooking breakfast for them right after? Then suggesting he teaches Noa sometimes (canonically in LITG S3 she can cook with a recipe so ofc I had to choose that one option)??? As if Jake from OG LITG wasn't enough for that like *incoherent screeches*

[msommers]

that quote that's like. you can't go back but even if you could you won't be the same...... riya feelings.

[saetoru]

my sister got me the cutest lil cupcake from a bakery i’m sobbing

[didionsvision]

the duality of man……. mid-afternoon super green matcha almond milk latte v. afternoon strawberry mojito

[midnightsjade]

canned tuna + chili mayo + rice+ cucumber. everything served cold. can't go wrong.

[ladyimaginarium]

[undeadhousewife]

Proud memeber of the 3% carrot gang and I have zero regrets. Everything else can happily stay.

[totheblood]

who are some of your favorite writers? any recs?

i don't keep up with ellie writers that much anymore (tbh a lot of them were extremely problematic so im not getting into that)

but for spencer i have a ton:

@januaryembrs : their writing is just mwahhh, their story "trouble almost all my life" changed MY life and i mean that, i've read it in total like 4 times this WEEK. not even as a fic, even if you don't like the character, it's honestly just a really compelling and beautiful story.

@nereidprinc3ss : their series "do you believe me now?" also has a crazy good characterization of spencer and is just MWAH a beautiful work of art... deserves all the flowers

@pathologicalreid : their spencer fluff and dad!spence is sooooo soooo good, ngl has the best fluff and angst and their CRYPTIC PREGNANCY FICS!! so good, would read over and over again

@rreids: so yum, so delish, love all their work and really just yum!

i haven't been able to read much more but if the list grows i'll add more

[dangermousie]

Finally, someone tells the monster lady off! The fact that a Qing era vamp dude who barely knows our FL gets it more than her monster mother is...

And then, ignoring her tantrum, he adds a rider which is supposed to make sure she listens because she's impervious to love or shame.

And he knew what he was doing, this was the mom's last ineffectual attempt to assert herself...

I love her face!

And then later when he comes to pick her up, it's delish to see the mom, who just shoved her out of frustration, freak out.

Still wish he'd eat her tbh. I meant the mom, tho he can eat the daughter too, just in a different fashion.

[magicalbats]

YES more pathetic boys sadly cumming in their pants is exactly what I need and desire ｡ﾟ(｡ﾉωヽ｡)ﾟ｡ did you have any characters come to mind? I'm personally a little hyperfocused on wind breaker boys atm...

Oooh, can you clarify what you mean by wind breaker boys? I don’t think think I’ve heard of that before and now I’m curious!

And hmmm, tbh I think there could be a few different flavors to this. The sort of pathetic simp boys you’d kind of expect this behavior from anyway and the sort who come as a surprise. Their demeanor makes you think they’d have better self control than that but whether because they’re particularly weak for you, specifically, or because they’re so repressed and touch starved they just can’t help it!

I think Scar falls into the latter category of being specifically weak for the person who’s captured his obsession, and he’d kind of ride that line of being pushy and confident while also being incredibly pathetic about it at the same time. 🤤

For HSR I see Sunday firmly residing in the repressed and touch starved camp fkekdkdksk and imo he’s especially delish to think about for this because he’d try his damndest to reject it and keep up the pretense of not being so easily swayed by the urges of his body right up to the very moment he’s staining the front of his pants. Extremely shameful and embarrassing for him.

Could also see Sampo being very easily teased to that point too, especially in the sense that like … he hasn’t exactly been shown to have simp tendencies in the game but I don’t think it’s outside the realm of possibility for him and tbh I think he’d very much enjoy being on the receiving end of his favorite persons attention like that. He’s got that vibe about him imo that sets him up to be either the predator or the prey and he’d have fun either way. 🤭

And finally the big ace up my sleeve … I REALLY think Blade would do this, completely by accident and against his will. He’s so touch starved and isolated that I could see him losing hold of his self control very quickly if you started teasing or rubbing up on him. He’d be big grumpy about it ofc but that’s what I meant by different flavors. There’s many physiological factors that might lead to a man cumming in his pants!

For Genshin, I think both Xiao and Diluc would be similarly affected by even just the slightest bit of teasing and yes, they’d be grumpy about it! Like Blade, they’re not totally thrilled about showing their own weakness like that but the proof is quite literally in the pudding.

Thoma is one of those guys you’d kind of expect it from, he’s just so sweet and unassuming with submissive male-wife leaning tendencies. You really wouldn’t even have to try very hard to get him riled up and excited, and even less effort to have him making a mess of his clothes. Tbh I’d also categorize Kaveh here too, except you can fully expect him to cry about it afterward. 😮‍💨 Hell, maybe even while it’s happening.

I think Neuvillette could easily fall into the repressed and touch starved category too, but actually getting him to soil his clothes like that might take a bit more effort than the average man. 🤔 Same with Al-Haitham tbh. Which is not to say he’s repressed in the usual sense but rather that his self control is so strong he’d present a real challenge but … I not only think it’s very possible he could be made to cum in his pants, I also believe that’s what he deserves. lol

Honorable mentions; Aventurine, Argenti, Gepard, Itto, Childe, maaaaybe Wriothesley if you got him worked up enough. 😏

[bam-b00zle]

big fan of human organs tbh. pretty delish if u ask me

fake sticker set that'll never get made lol