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[beaumars]

ain't no sunshine - j.seresin

Hi Everyone! Lori here! As I stated in this post, I once attempted to write an OC insert for TGM but I never got around to posting it because life got in the way -- and also because i deleted the tumblr app because i had gotten bored with it. i've had other accounts since then dedicated to other fandoms and when I got bored i would delete the app, a truly vicious never ending cycle. however, my tiny little lizard brain always came back to the Top Gun: Maverick fandom and so I once again redownloaded the app to check out the new content. Over the course of my tumblr career i have used a plethora of emails, i couldnt remember the last one I used for my last account so i tried the ol' reliable that I always used (i use another email now for work and professional purposes) and alas! i find my way back to beaumars, an account i forgot i had.

Back to the post I had linked above, though. When i opened my drafts i saw this fic, my proto-fic if you will, just sitting there and i realized i had no fucking idea where this was going, so for the past couple of days i fiddled with my brain and used a good section of a journal to plot out and world build the new and revamped version of this fic. So without further ado, i present Aint No Sunshine.

Special thanks to @credince--writes for assuring me that an OCs backstory can never be too tragic, @j-hauke for solidifying that dr. pepper is a funny call sign, and @thespillingvoid for encouraging me to post this two year old fic as I work on the newer version.

A multiple-part fic with an OC.

What would have been a multiple part fic with an OC.

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SOMEWHERE, STATESIDE

"Sanchez! Seresin! Stop flirtin' up there, goddammit!"

Major General Thomas Avery wasn't usually known for sugarcoating shit. His tone of voice and way of flight was powerful and commanding, earning him the call sign 'Zeus', it left no space to play games, especially in the skies he seemed to reign on. Avery may be a patient and understanding man on the ground, but when it came to his domain, no one could escape his wrath. Not even the two aviators currently in the air. Without context, one would think the two were trading coy remarks with one another. They're far from right.

"Seresin, you smug ass! Cover me!"

Their objective: drop the dud on target while avoiding the 'enemy'. For every ten minutes they failed to get tone on one of their fellow aviators, another came into the sky to play. The final boss would be Major General Avery, who preferred hands-on methods when it came to flying with the aviators that passed through his base. So far, no one had even come close to even getting their sights on the older man before being 'shot' down. Seresin and Sanchez were the last pair.

Ego's, bragging rights, and a pink slip to the Major General's 1960 El Camino were on the line.

"You got it twisted if you think you're getting that damn car, Sanchez."

Christina Sanchez would roll her eyes if she wasn't focused on trying to complete their exercise, "I could give two shits about the car, Jake. I'm trying to do my job!"

"Keyword. Trying. You're not doing a very good job at it, Chris." He sassed.

"Keep up the chatter and I'll come up earlier than you want me to," Avery threatened. Promised. Stated. It didn't matter, they were screwed either way.

The sun had begun to set ten minutes ago after the longest-running pair had put up a good fight. Some Air Force pilot whose last name was Torres, and her very own wingman: Olen Reeves, callsign 'Icarus'. Jake and Christina were relentless in the heavens, taking their 'shot' no more than ten seconds after Falcon and Icarus entered their air space. In theory and on paper, Sanchez and Seresin are a great team, but their manners towards each other at the current moment were proving otherwise.

On the ground, he could only pray she didn't physically tear Seresin a new one when they landed.

"C'mon, Chris. Get him out of your head," he whispered.

The last rays of light were escaping the flying duo, both of them cursing their terrible luck, knowing what was to come.

Jake got tone on their last aviator, "Jesus, Chris, we would've been done by now if you'd stop leaning on me."

"You keep leaving me out to dry, shithead!" She retorted, "Maybe if you actually stuck closer and acted like a wingman, we wouldn't be in this situation."

"You need to stop relying on others, sweetheart. What are you gonna do when you're all alone up here with no one to watch your back? What're you gonna do then?"

"Shut up," she chastised.

"Suddenly, I spit some truth and you want me to be quiet?-" Jake was in disbelief, he knew the girl was prideful, but he didn't think he went that far in his critique.

"I said shut up, moron," she said, her breathing getting heavier.

"The hypocrisy is deadly, San-"

"Jake! Shut up!" She panicked, "it's gone quiet."

"Fuck."

"Strike three," was the only warning Zeus gave.

Both let out a string of curses as they barreled to avoid being targeted.

Using the last gleam of light in the evergrowing dark sky, Chris commanded, "Alright, Jake, take a hard left when I say," but as she turned her head to get a look at him, she saw that he had left her side in pursuit of Zeus, "you little shit, did you just leave me hanging!?"

"The only one hanging on is you, Sanchez. Get with the program or get shot."

Thomas Avery hated to admit it, but the Seresin kid was putting up a hell of a fight, and Sanchez was nowhere to be found. Unfortunately, it would be his downfall, as the sky went dark, Zeus taunted Jake, "Mistake number one: you left your wingman hanging, Seresin."

"My wingman is currently on the ground. Ain't that right, Falcon?"

On base, Falcon laughed, out of concern and amusement, "Zeus is gonna hand him his ass on a silver platter."

A chorus of 'mhm' and 'damn straight' could be heard in the vicinity.

Nearby, Olen Reeves could only look out the window and try and make out where the three of them were, once again praying, this time for her safety and that of her impromptu wingman.

Seresin was wearing a shit-eating grin until the next words fell from the Major General's mouth, "Mistake number two: you're up here with me now."

Jake went silent, he knew he fucked up, and now he was hoping Chris would come out of radio silence and tell him that she was on her way.

Nothing.

She wasn't even showing up on his radar.

"Why the sudden silence, kid?" Zeus was just playing with Jake's mind at this point, with the younger aviator already in his sights, ready to take the shot.

"Sanchez, I could really use your help right about now!"

Once again, nothing.

"Sanchez! Don't leave me hanging!" Jake could only maneuver so much in a dark sky he wasn't used to. He could hear beeping, letting him know that the experienced man was closing in on his plane. Jake mentally prepared for the call, but it never came.

"Sometimes a chef's gotta try what he's cooking, Seresin," Chris came out into the radar at the last minute and used her flares to temporarily blind Zeus and distract him, giving Jake an escape.

She barrelled and went right under her commanding officer's plane, hiding for a good second before hitting the brakes, using the hard stop; Zeus flew right past her. She sped back up and tailgated the man, being careful as to not end up in his jet wash, it only lasted so long before she and Zeus were engaged in a minor dogfight.

"Seresin, where are you?"

"Trying out the daily special, send my compliments to the chef," he said as he pursued Zeus on his own.

"Damnit, Seresin! Can you be a team player for once?" it seemed that in his presence all she could do was complain and vice versa. So bad together, yet so good, if only they could throw their egos out of the cockpit.

"You're hanging on well, Seresin. Unfortunately, it won't be enough," the beeping was loud, it was a lock, "that's a shot."

"Fucking shit!-"

"You kiss your mother with that mouth?" Zeus toyed, "Fly back to base, kid. It was a good run."

Was.

It was a word that would haunt him for years to come.

"Now, Sanchez. Where could you be hiding?" Thomas asked himself out loud.

It was silent for a good thirty seconds when he felt a force push him towards the right, "There you are."

Zeus went to follow the plane when suddenly, the force came from the right this time, rattling his plane and giving him difficulty locking on her. He didn't know how she was doing that or how fast she was coming at him or even where she was coming at him, but it was starting to unsettle him, dare he say, she was scaring him.

The older man leveled his breathing, taking a minute to recompose himself. Mistake number one.

The beeping came too fast, followed by the lock, and three words, "That's a shot."

Down below, everyone, from crew to pilots alike had their mouths hanging open.

"Holy shit, she did it," Olen breathed.

Another pilot by the name of Carol then shouted, "She got the fucking car!"

The silence then turned into groans of defeat.

Jake sat in his cockpit, having landed minutes beforehand, ripping his helmet off in anger as he heard Chris' announcement.

"Get back to base, kid. That was one hell of a fight you put on."

"Thank you, sir," she acknowledged breathlessly. Chris was riding a high as she landed, the first person to greet her on the tarmac was none other than Olen.

He crushed her in an embrace for a few seconds before pulling back and reprimanding her, "what the hell were you thinking?"

"I- well- I wasn't exactly-"

"Thinking." Finished the Major General, he came up from behind the embracing pilots, "she was doing. Those are the makings of a great pilot, ladies, and gentlemen. You all could learn a little something from that."

Sanchez turned to see that all the other pilots and WSOs had congregated, Jake hanging in the back.

"Seresin," Zeus called out to the man, "You had me on the ropes there for a bit too, young man."

"Let me guess, gotta stop leaving my wingman hanging?" his tone with little to no emotion.

It was late, and Zeus just wanted to go home, so he just stayed silent for a moment before reaching into his flight suit pocket and pulling out a piece of paper, "As promised... Nyx."

Confused, Chris asked, "Sir?"

Zeus just smiled and walked away, "I want everyone back on this tarmac by o six hundred hours, not a minute later," he called over his shoulder.

[grootficguy]

i know the big bang theory isn't made for geeks and most of the scientific information presented in the show is incorrect but the big one that really prodded my gallbladder until bile ejected itself forcefully and violently from the nostrils is the episode where they're playing world of warcraft. as a wow player of 16 years, here's everything wrong below the readmore. idc if this gets notes im autistic and needed to vomit this out of my brain.

howard (i think) is lured by a troll woman under a bridge and gets mugged for all his gold. due to the language barriers in-game, this would be inter-faction PvP which can only happen by accepting a duel. also, players cannot be looted when they die. you can't even die in a duel. this shakily implies that he traded her all his gold, then followed her to a bridge and got ganked. if that is the case, he would be an alliance player with pvp flagging on. also, alliance can't trade with or speak with horde. (unless he was playing a demon hunter, in which case the troll would also have to be a demon hunter, and trolls cannot be demon hunters.)

raj says he's talking to an orc under a bridge in thunder bluff. the bridges in thunder bluff do not have ground beneath them. if you're "under a bridge in thunder bluff", you're about 50 feet beneath thunder bluff, in mulgore.

sheldon mourns the loss of his "battle ostrich" named "glen", implying that his level 85 blood elf was a hunter, and had a pet ostrich. these don't exist in the game. pets cannot be stolen, either.

howard says he found a tavern where black market weapon trades happen. the black market is a real thing, but it's never in any taverns. also, weapons that can be traded can just be put on the auction house. meeting someone in a tavern to give them the gold for a weapon is just way more difficult for everyone involved for no reason?

raj says other players are undressing his (female) character with their eyes, and howard tells him to stop dropping her sword and bending over to pick it up. if you "drop" (i.e., trail the weapon off your character screen and into the world) your weapon, you'd be asked if you're sure you want to delete it, and then it gets deleted. /bend isn't even an emote. raj also says he'll have sex with the goblin that raided sheldon's account. this is also something you cannot do. again, goblins are a horde race, and it seems they play horde. a goblin can't kill you if you're both players in the horde.

the main four arrive at "the gates of elzebub". not a place.

leonard tells everyone not to panic as this is what the last 97 hours of gameplay have been about. it takes 10 minutes maximum to travel anywhere in the game. unless he's referring to raid prep time. if this is the case, they would be wiped instantly. 4 players isn't enough for one dungeon, let alone a raid. also, you'd need to be really sucky at farming for potions, gems, vantus runes etc., if it takes you four days to prep. i raided with a high tier mythic guild EU and i prepped for like half an hour every raid night?

howard says a horde of goblins are guarding the sword of azeroth. weapon doesn't exist. virtually all goblins in the game are neutral and only attack you if you attack them. (venture co. and horde guards upon aggroing to an alliance player being notable exceptions.)

howard tells raj to "blow up the gates". nowhere in the game requires you to blow up gates to gain access, except uldum. raj then presses CTRL + Shift + B to cast whatever his gate blowing up spell (doesn't exist) is. not saying you can't do this, but STRL + Shift + B is such an awkward and clunky keybind. you'd use Q, E, R, F, V, Z, X and sometimes S before using B.

they're pulling off a highly challenging and intense raid with four players on laptops without mice. no.

raj begins spamming a cast key at a speed MUCH quicker than the cooldown for ANY spell in this game.

leonard says "my tail is prehensile, i'll swat him off". there are only four races in the game with tails: draenei, tauren, lightforged draenei, highmountain tauren, dracthyr, and vulpera. none of them have prehensile tails. in fact, nothing in this game has a prehensile tail that i can think of. there's like one hozen in pandaria that swings from a tree.

"tonight i spice my meat with goblin blood" you don't need to eat in wow for any reason other than gaining a stat buff, or to regain health. also, goblin blood isn't a reagent for cooking.

Sheldon gets the sword of azeroth, which isn't a thing. Also, Leonard tells him to use a "sleath spell". (reading from a transcript here.) i have no idea what this is. he also describes himself as a "rogue night elf". aside from putting the class before the race which is icky, rogues can't cast spells. also, above, sheldon was a night elf, not a blood elf. he also had a pet, making him a hunter, not a rogue. if he was a night elf, he wouldn't be able to play with the others as they seem to have horde characters.

15. sheldon couldn't just take the sword. the game would ask everyone to roll need before greed. or else it would be personal loot, where there is a small chance of the sword dropping for any player. he then sells the sword on ebay, which wouldn't be possible, as the only people he could trade a soulbound item to would be the others in his party at the time, within a 2 hour window. to be fair, howard buys it immediately so like, whatever. but it's still weird that he put it on ebay.

so yeah i hate this show for being so distinctly not made for geeks, but this stabbed me right in the autism.

[bluntzhou]

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[kindleappkeepscrashing]

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[executorofwillandestate]

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[angryschnauzer]

I know i’ve not been on here as much recently, or when i am i’m interacting with just the usual crew... and i apologise for that. I’ve had an influx of new followers and i really should have welcomed you and included you. Unfortunately real life has been dealing me yet another shitty hand of cards, and its all down to accusations of copying, not fanfiction, but for my actual business.

Long boring word vomit so i’ll put it below a read more cut. But just know i am trying to get back here to have fun with my online friends, followers, and all the rest of you freaks.

So you already know i run a little craft business. I used to do wedding decorations, but then 2020 happened and no-one was getting married, so i had to diversify in order to pay the bills. I used my skills and branched out into all sorts of crafts; sewing, papercrafts, making kits for people to make at home. And i did well. I kept the business going through a pandemic, i kept food on the table and the bills paid. But it was hard work. Really fucking hard work. Coming into 2021 with honestly not an awfully different outlook on the trading market, i realised that i needed to do something to increase the value of each sale. To put it basically, its better for a business to have one purchase at a value of £10, than four purchases each at £2.50. Its the same overall turnover, but its four times the amount of packing, time, shipping materials etc. So i looked to what was trending and saw the idea of doing mixed item postal gifts. Kind of like a subscription box but without the subscription; so i would a limited quantity of a certain selection box each month, people could purchase them as and when they were able to. Hell, i could even get other local small businesses involved to add a product of theirs in. 

So i did it. I worked so fucking hard, and i launched them. 

And then one local company starts commenting on my social media posts. Things like “You know we do these too”, and “This is just like our company, that has been going since last year”, and then they post this on their facebook page;

So they get a bunch of people private messaging them asking whats going on. The comments are ‘R U ok Hun?’ type comments. Well one of the people was a mutual friend, who clued me into what was being said, and it was a blatant “she’s copying us”.

I then sit back. This is all happening within the first week of January, when i am trying to launch this product, and also network with other companies to try and get people to work with me. 

Now you know what never once popped up when i was doing my research? THIS FUCKING COMPANY. The last post on social media was 16th December, and it was a lifestyle post, not even a business post. We were already a good 2+ weeks since christmas, and upon further inspection of their website, the only things they had available on there were Christmas boxes... at full price, not even discounted. Not once did they come up in my searches because guess what? They don’t use hashtags on their posts. They didn’t do any networking, they didn’t post on local facebook groups, L I T E R A L L Y nothing. But i’m now getting what seems to be a fucking hate campaign with people that know this business commenting on every single post on social media. Its a full time job just trying to delete and block these comments, because once a business gets even a snippet of a rumour about them, it sticks. And i do A LOT of local business.

I have resisted SO HARD blazing a post calling them out on my social media, but the one thing i’ve always been taught is don’t air your dirty laundry in public. I haven’t even said anything on my personal fb page as i know i have some mutual friends with the person that runs this business. 

But the absolute weirdest thing about this whole situation, is after they did that post on facebook, they DELETED their business facebook page, and blocked my business from their insta page (i have other accounts so they really are quite dumb to think i won’t be able to see them). But... its the run up to valentines day, and then UK Mothers Day (14th March), so its like prime time to be getting gift boxes out there! Nothing new has been posted on their website, if they aren’t going to be doing any more boxes, WHY THE HELL are they trying to run me into the ground? 

AND, AND, AND, this wasn’t exactly their unique idea, pamper boxes by post are a really popular item, there are literally 25 companies locally doing this!  WHY THE FUCK DO THEY WANT TO PICK ON ME???

Ok rant over. Sorry you had to put up with all that word vomit.

[gagmebucky]

thank you to taylor @blessedbucky​, mia @theamericanfalcon, liz @marvelous-mr-stark, raechel, shayla, lauren, courtney, em and tina for allowing me to write this content as well as my beta reader kat @angel-fire​! love you all!

read the full synopsis and excerpt // read chapters snippets here.

o. in which you accidentally send your nudes to your brothers’ best friend. (includes reader’s pov, bucky’s pov, mentions of sexting.)

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Initially, taking the photos—exposing yourself in such an intimate state to another—you were hesitant. It wasn’t the possible repercussions, i.e. revenge porn, that gave you pause but more-so an insecurity in your own body. Having never done something like this before, you briefly dithered between whether you should or not. 

Ultimately, however, you do. The guy had spent money on you, went through the trouble of finding something you’d like and shipped it discreetly. And when you slip the racy number on, your insecurities wash away and leave excitement in its wake. Everything about it you love, and it has you preening in a solo photo shoot you’re eager to show off. 

After a good time of selfie shutters bulking your phone’s storage—positions of you scantily-clad standing, sitting, a cross of both—you finally relent. There’s too many pictures to pick from, but you do. Three poses that optimize the best aspects of the outfit and that you think he’ll like the best have you buzzing in anticipation of his reaction. 

Giddy, you tap them directly on the album app and click the share button; you input the letter B in the ‘To:’ slot. Since there’s only two contact names under that letter, his name shows up immediately, the first with the nickname Bucky beneath it. You gloss over that and in quick succession, you quickly hit the contact and press send. 

For a split second, you’re proud: you’ve taken this e-relationship to the next level like he wanted, and he’ll be happy with you. Then it hits you like a brick through glass. A replay of your actions travel to your brain, and you belatedly realize what your eyes saw—your thumb smearing too low on the screen, so instead of Brock as the recipient, it’s Bucky. 

“No, no, no!” you whisper as your heart hurtles like a jackhammer stuck in your rib cage. 

A part of you insists it’s your paranoia playing tricks on you, and that’s a valid rationale because this whole thing does worry you about getting caught. Except, upon checking its legitimacy, you confirm what you accidentally did. There’s no mistaking it, now, because with your brightness turned up full, your partially nude figure stares you in the face underneath of a thread between you and your brothers’ best friend. 

James Bucky Barnes—the man who’s nicknamed you bambi because the numerous times he’s seen you face-plant over your own footing, the twenty-four year old who still ruffles your hair when he greets you, the soon-to-be business owner who dates certified models—has a trio of your attempts to be seductive; bottom lined with text you hope comes off likewise seductive.

Mortification swallows you. Your skin burns hotter and hotter by the second. Sure, you’ve embarrassed yourself before: you fall a lot, and you’re awkward conversationalist. But never something of this magnitude, not something that makes you seem so desperate and pathetic. 

You can imagine him opening the messages. He’d immediately assume, understandably, it’s a come-on; a girl trying to be a woman’s failed goal to enthrall a man like him, his best friend’s kid sister’s pitiful effort to be anything other than just that. As if you could ever measure up to the types of women he dates. 

And, yes, there’s been a time where you had a crush on him. But it’s not your fault when he looks like how he does, a rugged example of masculine sex appeal, and treating you the way he does, teasing but with a twist of kindness, and the fact that he’s the only non-blood related man allowed near you. 

But that time has passed. Even then, you knew the one-sided attraction was delusional to have. You were—still are—so sure about it that you never even dared to fantasize about him and the rumors that used to trek behind him about his sexual escapades. There’s no hidden desire to be with him, and that worsens it because it’s not like you’d feel any relief in knowing his reaction. You don’t care about his reaction in the first place!

Now, no matter how much you will insist it’s an accident, there will always be a dubiousness about it. With how close your families are, things are going to be tense. Because there’s no forgetting he’s viewed you like that, and there’s photo evidence of it. 

It hits you then. The extremity of your fuckup douses you in ice, and your muscles freeze because you register that since he knows about your family borderline patriarchal values concerning you, he has to tell them you’re taking nudes, and it will be over for you. 

It has taken you twenty years of your life to finally venture outside what your family has allowed, to sate your curiosity of what exactly your fathers and older siblings have kept so strictly from you: sex and all the goodness it entails. 

It has taken you an additional six months to explore in-depth and build the courage to start something tangible, to wander the depraved side of the internet where strangers did things to each other that made you want to do things with someone of your own: stirring foreign but oh-so amazing feelings in your nether regions. 

For twenty-six weeks you carefully treaded across in order to ensure your family had no clue what you’re doing, clearing your web history and using incognito mode, all your accounts anonymous, keeping your notifications on silent in case anyone becomes suspicious of who’s continuously contacting you. 

One hundred and eighty-two days later—in the middle of which you started your sex-based communication—of preparing to lose your virginity, your family will find out what you’ve been up to, and your life will be hell. 

Everything has been going so perfectly. You found a guy enough distance away he isn't affected by your family’s influence, middle-aged so he’s experience and doesn’t mind handling a virgin, and is willing to drive an hour to meet you at a specified hotel when the time comes.  

All that hard work down the drain. 

You toss your phone and jump to your feet. Panicked, your bare feet pad back and forth on your rug-covered wood floors. Your teeth gnaw at your thumbnail as different scenarios of how everything will transpire flit through your head. Each one is more terrible than the last, and your anxiety heightens. 

Somewhere in your disquietude, it occurs to you. Your brothers are downstairs and so is Bucky, but it’s ten o’clock at night, and that means they’re gaming. That particular activity coined a rule that all players have to stow their phones in the guest room. The specifics are blurry but it was something about Bucky interrupting the session due to excessive texts. 

It’s an opportunity. A chance that you can creep downstairs, swipe his phone and delete your mistake—hell, you’ll break his phone if you need to—before he’s any the wiser. 

“And—” Bucky Barnes drawls out the vowel as the rough-textured ball hurls through the air and swishes sharply into the hoop. “—nothin’ but net.” He relaxes from the perfected basketball follow-through stance, hands dropping to his sides, while he regards his old friend with a cocky smile. “Beat that, Rogers.” 

Steve snorts and catches the ball when it bounces onto the concrete. Palming it in one hand, he dribbles it twice and trades positions so instead of being stationed next to the hoop, he’s descended to the driveway curb where the established three-pointer line is. 

“You still got it, Barnes,” the blond admits, loosening his shoulders and spreading his footing to be a width apart. His right hand balances the ball from below, elbow tucked underneath, while the left splays against the side as his knees bend, and he springs up. With a practiced flick of his wrist, he releases the orange sphere at the top of his jump. It catapults in a flawless arc and drops through criss-crossed netting with a similar swish. His lips curve with satisfaction as he adds, “But, so do I.”

Bucky laughs and seizes the ball as it falls free. “Callum and Henry have no idea they’re going to get obliterated,” he says, coming to slap his palm in an affable embrace. “Fair warning, they’re still as sore losers as they were five years ago so be prepared for that.” 

Steve Rogers chuckles. The former fourth to their high school cliquè, he’s aware of just how bad sports they are. 

After graduation, he left out-of-state to pursue a degree in technological engineering, which he acquired last month in May, prompting his return back to New York. Between the four of them, Bucky and Steve are the level headed ones so he’s glad to have the support to handle the wild children his childhood best friends are. 

“Speaking of,” Steve starts, dirty blond eyebrows knitting as he glances around the neighborhood’s cul-de-sac. “Where are they? I thought Henry was supposed to be waking up Callum? If we aren’t starting yet, then can I get my phone back?” 

Bucky clicks his teeth. “Yeah. They’re probably stuffing their faces right now. Their sister went grocery shopping and got a cake so. . .” He waves his hand in gesture before continuing in vehement passion on the second point, “The whole phone thing is bullshit, though. I miss a few winning shots ‘cause I was busy with some pretty little thing texting me, and now there’s a ‘no technology rule’.” He scoffs and folds his arms. 

Now that he thinks about it, he could totally have his phone right now. And he’s more interested in having it than usual. There’s this girl he’s been seeing frequently at local parties—six feet tall with gorgeous brown skin, always done up in intricate eye makeup, silver tongued (he’s very interested in her tongue) when she speaks—and he’s finally gotten her number. She could be texting him, and he doesn’t even know it! 

“You know, yeah, we should get our phones back if those assholes want to take all day,” Bucky decides, agreeing with steps toward the closed storm door, but opened front door until he hears the inquiry:

“How is Y/N, anyway?” Steve’s voice is genuinely and harmlessly curious behind him, and he stops in his tracks because Bucky remembers the poorly hid crush he harbored for you. “I saw her instagram the other day, and she must be quite the heartbreaker.” 

Spinning around to face him, Bucky lifts a brow. “Huh?” Then he processes the implication that you’re out dating and such. The mere prospect has him surprising laughter. 

With their dad and his girlfriend on a tour of the world, the three of them are the only ones in the household. Given you’re the baby of your siblings, despite being an independent twenty-year-old, your older brothers have taken it upon themselves to ensure you focus solely on school work. Callum and Henry know exactly how to threaten their message across that you are not to be bothered, and anyone who tries will end up battered and bruised. 

He shakes his head. “Nah. She’s not with anyone, hasn’t been ever,” he tells him. “If you thought Callum and Henry were overprotective back then, you should see them now.” 

Gunmetal blue eyes blink surprised at him, and there’s a faint battle between delight and disappointment. “Really?” He shoves his hands in his sweats and falters somewhat. “It’s gotta be hard considering the way she has grown up,” he says but Bucky’s face scrunches in confusion. “You can’t tell me you don’t see how cute she is.” Before he can respond, Steve adds, “Obviously I wouldn’t ever see or be with her in that way—I wouldn’t betray Callum or Henry like that—but objectively, you can admit she’s gorgeous, right?” 

Bucky has to take a moment and genuinely consider it—consider you—because he hasn’t before. (Other than noticing the genetic similarities to Callum, who shares your eye and hair color but is a shade lighter than you, and Henry, who shares your complexion and eye color, but his hair is darker than yours.)

There’s no denying your looks are better than most: the structure of your face works beautifully, dazzling eyes framed by your lashes and occasionally accentuated by mascara, lips usually adorned in gloss or anything that keeps them hydrated which could be described as alluring, and your hair is almost always done, sometimes switched up in style. But there’s an inherent innocence there, a sweet and clumsy awkwardness, and maybe because he’s watched you grow up, four years your senior, but it just doesn’t do it for him. 

You’re his best friends’ baby sister, for God’s sake. He’d never at you like that in the first place. Especially not when he’s been aware, in the past, you harbored a schoolgirl crush on him. It was painfully obvious, to your chagrin, but he found it adorable—flattering but unsurprising considering girls flock to him like seagulls to boardwalk french fries. 

Currently, he’s sure you know he won’t ever pick you—under principle, under the lack of attraction. Other than pleasant smiles and occasional small talk mixed with teasing, you don’t gaze at him with starry eyes anymore, at least it’s waned significantly as you matured. 

Back to the question: “Uh, no, not really. Even if Callum and Henry didn’t care, I don’t think I’d be attracted to her,” he answers truthfully. Your purity doesn’t provoke his sexual attraction although it does invoke a duty of protectiveness. “She just isn’t my type.” 

Steve arches a brow, a surprised playfulness in his expression. “Oh? Then what is your type, then?” he asks, nudging him with his elbow. ‘Cause from what I remember you’re up for anyone and everyone.”

“That makes me sound like a whore,” he feigns offense but digresses into a fit of chuckles as he thinks back to all his various sex-capades and Steve flashes him a look that says aren’t you? “Yeah.” He nods with a prideful chortle. “But I’m into more frisky girls, y’know? Ones who’ve been everywhere and done everything. They’re brass and loud and just do whatever the fuck they want. I like to be one of those things.” 

Behind him, his best friend, Callum’s orotund voice rings out between the pressurized shh of the storm door, “Buck’s into slutty girls, Steve.”

He cringes at the diction. “Don’t call ‘em slutty. Sounds degrading when you guys say it like that.” Most of the time, he agrees with him—and his brother—but when it comes to women, there’s usually a dissent and a need for correction. “But yeah. I prefer girls with experience,” he declares strongly. “They don’t get attached like girls with... less experience do.”

Callum rolls his eyes, bounding down the porch stairs to the recently pressure-washed driveway, and he plucks the basketball out of his hands. “Here we go again. Bucky and his ‘I hate virgin’s’ campaign,” he mocks, shaking his head. “Doesn’t make any sense to me ‘cause everyone knows virgins are the tightest.”

This time, Bucky is the one to roll his eyes. “Well, that doesn’t make any sense considering tightness isn’t dependent upon whether it’s their first time ‘cause, y’know, vaginas stretch, you morons.” Sometimes he has no clue how Callum passed sex education (then he remembers that he bribed the health teacher). “Meaning a girl can have sex, then after a period of time, her virgin ‘tightness’ eventually returns. The only reason virgins may seem tighter is because they’re usually nervous.” 

The look on Callum’s face says that what he just said went right over his head. “Whatever.” He shrugs and starts dribbling the ball half-heartedly. “I just know the woman I end up with better be a virgin.” 

“Right!” Henry’s likewise orotund voice, a pitch higher, speaks after he pushes through the glass door. He presses to the court-slash-driveway, wiping icing off his mouth. “That’s marriage material. I’m not fucking around in a relationship with no woman that’s been fucked already, y’know?” 

Bucky’s eye twitches, jaw locking for a millisecond. “But you guys aren’t even virgins yourself,” he points out their hypocrisy. When they look at him to rebuttal, he automatically knows it’s going to run his blood pressure up and it’s not worth it. “You know, I’m gonna go to the bathroom. You guys have fun with your conversation.” 

Swiftly, he whirls around and heads for inside. The last thing he hears is Steve’s ambivalent, “I get the appeal of virgins. But you know, I don’t think it really matters. I think it just matters if you’re into them, and if they’re into you. I wouldn’t care either way but. . .” 

The air conditioned air greets him coldly, and he revels in it. The June sun is killer, though perfect weather for playing a game outside, and the chill dries the sweat beaded on his forehead. He pads down the foyer, turns the corner to the bathroom and enters to take a much needed leak. 

Bucky has so much brotherly love for your brothers: neighbors since being in diapers, his mother the female figure in their life, and becoming and remaining best friends for over twenty years. There’s only one thing that grates his nerves when it comes to them and that’s their view of women is somewhat skewed. Sometimes—most of the time—went the topic comes up, he’s always one second away from throttling them. 

Hopefully after he pisses, they’ll be talking about something else, and finally they all can play basketball. It. 

Flushing the toilet, he goes onto wash his hands. He lathers up in orange antibacterial soap and rinses the suds off with hot water. There isn’t a towel, at least not a clean one, so instead he just lets the remaining droplets drip onto the floor. 

Emerging from the bathroom, James pauses and absentmindedly wipes his hands dry on his mesh-polyester shorts. His attention automatically draws to the guest room’s closed door adjacent to his position. A decision strikes him, and he steps forward and casts a curious glance down the corner. 

When boisterous and distracted laughter filters through the front door and down the empty corridor, it springs him into action. He figures there’s no harm in checking his phone while he’s here. He’d been especially resistant to giving it away because he’s engaged in a particularly stimulating conversation with a particularly titillating woman—popular in her own right, he can’t afford to miss his shot with her. 

His fingers turn the knob, and he shoulders through. The furniture is decorated and accented in yellow and white, condition otherwise pristine, save for the phones littered across the king-sized poster bed’s fluffy duvet. He strides across gleaming light oak floors and hones in on the only golden-colored, rubbed encased titanium. 

As he grips it, long digits curling around the back, pinkie supporting the bottom, thumb tapping the screen to life, he can hear the dwindling of high-spirited jesting through the en-suite’s rectangular horizontal slider window; a wondering of where he’s gone has him speeding up. 

Although he’d been gone for under an hour, his screen is bright with various notifications, social media accounts and text messages. He ignores the former and searches for the latter, specifically the contact, Val 😛💦. Scrolling quickly, he comes to a stop but not because of his original intent. 

His head cocks, and he knits his brows when he sees your name instead; formally nicknamed, bambi, due to your penchant for clumsiness and general fragility. You don’t text him—except for that one time you needed to be picked up from the library—and considering you know he’s just outside, his baffled curiosity is further spurred. 

With a sideways swipe of his thumb, your thread enlarges on the high-definition display. He isn’t sure what he expected, but this? Oh, this, definitely is not it. His eyes widen as the content loads, and reveals you, in all your half-naked glory. 

“Shit,” he breathes out raggedly, blinking multiple times because he has to be seeing things. But, nope, it’s still you—looking like that, wearing that. “Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck.” 

Your brothers are beginning to call his name, demanding his attendance, and he froze in shock, unable to tear his stare away from the girl who’s tripped over her own feet more times than he can count; the wallflower who spends all her time studying in her room; the forbidden fruit who’s innocent has always stirred a vigilant feeling inside him—now stirring something hard between his thighs because there you are. 

Like always, your hair is done prettily, wispy-lashed eyes big and inviting, a saucy pout to your glossed lips. Your flawless complexion seems to glow in the reflection of the mirror, and he doesn’t know if it’s because of the warm lighting, or if it’s the confidence you exude in your faux-innocent expression from where something so sinfully sexy. 

Three photos, and every single one is like a punch in the gut; displaying your usually hoodie-hidden figure in its bare, exquisite form. The skimpy white two-piece caresses your breasts in a lace halter top, leaving a teasing amount of cleavage. Your navel exposed, he becomes aware of how soft your skin would be. Moving lower, your untouched flower is wrapped in a thin thong with a bow on the center of the waistband. 

A million things flit through his head; a million disgusting things he never thought he’d think about you. 

The main one is every sort of attraction these snapshots arouse. A laser slices down his center and sears him to the core. The multiple poses calls every hungry part of him to attention, the curve of your breasts, the contours of your hips and the jut of your ass. And he shoves to the darkest recess in his mind because that’s just an innate reaction to lingerie. (Right? Right.)

He combats your images with that of Val: knows-what-she’s-doing and equally promiscuous as him Val. The anthropology major who downs beers within seconds and tongue kisses the first person she sees afterwards. 

The next is the one he focuses on, that you would take these and send them to him—as if he’d betray your brothers like that. Second-hand embarrassment strikes him because he knows if you’ll send something as risky as this, he’ll have to formally reject you and break your unreciprocated pining heart. 

He grimaces at the thought. This is why he doesn’t do virgins and the less experienced in general. The inherent strings are a killer, and he resents the drama; and it’d be ten times worse with you because of the added complications of your siblings. 

In fact, he hears something beyond him, coming down the hallway, and it’s probably them, but he can’t stop rereading your text accompanying the photos, partially imagining how it’d sound in your delicate voice: 

bambi (4:21PM): is this as pretty as you imagined? did i do good? just tell me what you want, and ill do it. i want you. soon, please - and yes, ill beg. i promise itll sound even better in person. 

[read it in its entirety on my patreon - one time fee of $5 to access!]

[anestheticrage]

Be me: Japanese honor student🎓, 15, with half a brain and even less of a plan. Hunting bitches by day and witches by night. Livin that dank only child✌️ life while mom n dad yeet all over the globe, leavin me plenty of time to forget not to make 2 lunches for myself #quirky 😜

no time for socialization or basic electronics skills ???📱??? when your best friends are an alien demon rabbit🐰👽 and the inexplicable Hole ™ in your brain. lmao, btw did i mention im ✨M✨A✨G✨I✨C✨A✨L✨

dreamin bout my 2D waifus again when familiar pink haired cancer patient dances through my brain passin out fliers: Kamihama Meguca Dating Service: Sponsored by Cult of the Magius. 250 stones per session 🤔

seems legit, Mr. Moneybags. wasn't spending my unwieldy sack of gemstones on anything else anyway. lets pull 💎💎💎

first up we have Redhead Radagast and her plethora of plants. 🌿☺️🦎

anndd, nearly dies immediately. 

well not off to a great start but i guess shes pretty cute at lea- oh FUCK its her girlfriend, Tsundere Poseidon😒🔱💦, and their exasperated, straight and single Sword Mom 😔🗡️🔥. fml gonna have to save up for the next pull. might as well play a few rounds with what i got tho. 

get in some good girl talk about things like school, color coded hair styles, body count, permanent soul damage, and our personal demon pacts. ya know, the usual 😚 . realize my dark backstory seems to be missing, so the girls take me to Ketchup Queen Sappho 🍅🥧 (wtf?) to molest my glowy egg stone. whatevs, more action than ive had since Kuroe 🖤 got added to the story anyway

the gang agrees it's time to hunt down the cutest rabbit pimp 🕶️🐇💵 in the city. >> say 🎵mukyuuu🎵 one more time and ill hug you so hard my backstory will pop right out, you adorable fluffy bastard. plz be my new best friend 💕

Form brand new friendship pact with Kyubae, and remember that my lil Sis 🐥 was always the best wingman for pickin up magic chicks, and kept her side of the room so spotless i forgot she existed. whoops 乁༼☯‿☯✿༽ㄏ Maybe if I find her i can stop paying these exorbitant pull fees.📵💎

speaking of which: hot damn this week's featured bachelorette is a 19 year old model and magical detective🔎 with massive levels of PTSD and self loathing 🥵💙💦 more likely to stab you or dramatically jump off a rooftoop than utter a single positive comment. wow, maybe i really COULD find true love…

... if i had MORE THAN A 1% FUCKING DRAW CHANCE. 😡 smh

hard to make much progress finding sis or winning the broken heart of a hard boiled detective amidst the never ending lover's quarrel of the Trident Vine Lesbians. 💔 Sword Mom tells them if they don't behave a monster will take them away. LOL classic mom 🤣

>>>HOLY FUCK IT DID

declare all-out war on urban legends, starting with staircases ⚔️ to reunite the dysfunctional trio, and hope that I net a way better lineup with the next 10x pull. at least sad sleuth lady came to help out. they say combat is the best way to bond wi-   and there she goes off the rooftop again 🙄 fml

alright that got way off track, we need a fresh start, away from all the loli drama. how bout a little B&E🔓🔨🤷🏻‍♀️ at the local house of worship to clear my head. ahh nothing like the unanswered prayers of the masses to get you in the mood for another wasted pull, and the 🔥 MIGHTIEST 🔥 headache you could ask for with a side of Double Cooked Pork 🐖🍜 (meh 5/10🧾)

venture forth into the spiritual unknown with your new human flamethrower🔥🌻🧡 and ask your favorite private eye to please, for the love of Eve, trade Meguca accounts with me~~~ Head through the eastern spirit portal to meet up with hologram propaganda sis and detective crush's evil ex, who joined a dating-app cult (#fuck) and also turned into the moon?🌕?(that's rough buddy)

get ambushed by Acid Horse on Wheels 🌈🐴 and vomit up my soul so hard that its time for a crossover episode. T U R F F F   W A R R R *que operatic harmonies* 💛 Blondie with the hair drills and enough attitude and guns to fill up a noble phantasm tries to ban my account permanently, but PI heartthrob denies her admin privileges. aww babe i didn't know you cared. 😭♥️

get kidnapped by my new true love and go back to her place 😏  defs enough empty rooms to house five emotionally traumatized girls and at least two ghosts hehehe👻 XD 💚🃏💜🎸 decide to form the anti-gossip brigade and recruit my blazing sunflower after getting ambushed by the witch living in my fruit loops🥣

❌outvoted 2:1 that cults are bad. mf. fiinneee one last pull to round out the team and then I'll delete the app. cmonnn Karin 🎃~

OH HELL YEAH TWO FOR ONE.

Always wanted a daughter 💜🔨🐄 with a penchant for pissing off the local Martial Arts & Books Club and drinking suspicious liquids offered by total strangers. Well if it's good enough for her AND the sexy mayadere with enough game to seduce a mermaid, might as well get in on that myself. 

#curseddrank 🤢 0/24 would not recommend to a friend, 'cept maybe Ria

win alot of cash 🤑, blow up a fountain, meet the pied piper²🎶🖕, moon cult, monochrome feathers, something about liberation✊🏻; adopt temper tantrum cow girl. aces 💜🥩

Next up!!! skydiving with DJ Hammer! Jump to apparently-not-certain death after suicidal A.I. 💚💾🗼 tells you to rescue her hostage before they run out of Radiohead albums and have to move on to Thom Yorke's solo discography. save the invisible shield kitten 💚👑😿 from happiness and get chased through the internet by the sexiest homicidal Paint Pallette 💚🎨😈 since Caravaggio. (apparently green is the color of the digital apocalypse. i’m deleting Kako from my friend's list)

that’s it, fuck this app. 250 stones 💎 per-life-threatening-experience is more than i’m willing to deal with 😓 don’t wanna mess with the perfect nuclear family anyway. we've already got: 

✔️the two emotionally traumatized moms with memory and commitment issues

✔️the adhd daughter with anger management problems and a giant hammer

✔️the psychologically abused scizophrenic cat

✔️and the eccentric aunt with crippling anxiety

#squadgoals

now that were done hoarding bitches, its time to hunt the witches. and the bitches makin the witches. btw did i mention the witches ARE the bitches! AND WERE ALL GOING TO DIE!? 📽️⁉️💀 wait fuck lets back up a second

This is Nemo📕 and Token🧪 and they have all the answers but prefer if you only ask vague questions in exchange for vague responses so they can fill in the rest by discussing their superior intellect 🧠 at length. not to mention they built that dating app, so of course everyone in my harem decides to be a FUCKING. TRAITOR.🤬

cept waifu prime ofc 🥰💙. [PTSD > brainwashing] 'yOu CaN bE tHe LeAdEr NoW'. i have been from the very beginning you traumatized Hinedere nightmare. maybe if you weren't so caught up collecting surrogate daughters you would've noticed IM👏THE👏ONLY👏 ONE👏PROGRESSING👏THE FUCKING👏PLOT✨

rescue the rest of dysfunctional found-family™ from selves before my adorable firebender burns down Disnihama🎡🔥😱 during her weekly anxiety attack. (love the makeover T B H) 

CHAPTER 8: Magical Girl Massacre🩸🗡️

   - everyone has like, the shittiest day ever

   - the new Pope really needs to be extradited from the church

   - make friends with a really pretty tree 🌺🌲✨

i swear, if i don't finish this god damn story in time to get that free pull im gonna beat the shit out of every mirror i find in that giant mansion that i haven't even had any time to even mention yet. 🖕🏚️ let alone EVERYTHING happening with the prequel [fuck you, I'm the star] girls 💗💜💙💛❤️️ and their multidimensional melodrama. We don't need that many repetitive af episodes to emphasize that Homo-ra is a shitty person. we've all seen Rebellion. 🙄

NO, I DONT CARE IF YOU WANT SAPPHO'S BACKSTORY, I ONLY HAVE 79 STONES LEFT AND IF YACHAN FINDS OUT I HAVEN'T DELETED THE APP YET IM GONNA HAVE TO GO SLEEP IN WITH SANA 😭💎💸😠

uhhhggggg where were we… Topple a cult and burn down Hotel Denoument only to realize that Sis was fused with the dating app servers this entire madokafuckin time (told ya she was the best wingman 😊). 

Dilemma: Sis =🥚, Triumvirate of Trouble want 🐣. What do? vote now:

Help Hatch - IIIIIII

Not Do That - IIIII

What The Actual Fuck Is Going On - IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Lets just fight everyone until something good happens.

🔥🔫🔥🗡️🔥😱🔥🌆🔥😱🔥🛡️🔥💣🔥

Kill (???) the artist-in-chief of the italian reindeer murder police after teaching her the true meaning of Christmas 🎄 hatch 🐣lil Sis and realize she WAS your wingman all along🐰 MUKYUUUU! we're just gonna ignore how much trouble it would have saved if you'd just mentioned that. "yOu DiDnT aSk..." 

FUCK YOU SPACE BITCH. ONCE AN INCUBATOR ALWAYS AN INCUBATOR 🖕🐇🔪

anywho, somewhere along the lines we of course summoned the Antichrist ⚙️ because why not raise the stakes to max and still not kill off a single character. Madofuckinkami, can we PLEASE wrap this up. 😩💤

feathers (not the culty kind, tfm) rain from the sky, and the power of friendship and not having the Urobutcher 🔪🩸as a lead writer saves our peacefully sectioned off alternate reality 😇

TL:DR fuck cults, real life waifus DO exist, don't sell your soul to space rabbits, or your stones to megacorporations. Enjoy arc 2 on the JP server with your shitty translation patch you filthy fuckin weebs 

Yours Truly, 

- Thirsty Weeb Eroha 💗💎😘 

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MSME Udyam Registration- Process, Benefits, Updation, Cancellation

The Indian Government is promoting micro, small, and medium enterprises. Setting up businesses, without facing legal hassles, becomes smooth under professional surveillance. Things have been simplified since the facility of filing online application has been introduced. Registering for an MSME becomes easier, simplified, and less time consuming. There are umpteen advantages that a business can enjoy after registering under MSME.

By following a simple procedure and completing all formalities, the business gets entitled to different benefits and upgrading at reduced rates & fees. For deeper insight, the write-up below for perusal will throw light on a lot of pivotal details related to MSME

Register a Micro, Small and Medium Enterprise

An individual willing to set up a micro, small or medium enterprise requires filing Udyam Registration online in the Udyam Registration portal, based on self-declaration. It doesn’t require uploading documents, papers, certificates or proof.

Soon after registration, an enterprise referred to as “Udyam” in the portal is assigned a permanent identity number i.e. Udyam Registration Number.

After the completion of the online registration procedure, the e-certificate called Udyam Registration Certificate will be issued by the authorities.

What is UDYOG Aadhaar?

Every business in the market, be it small scale or large scale, is allotted Udyog Aadhaar. It is an identity for a business active in the market and registered under MSME. The 12-digit identity number is issued to all small & medium scale enterprises and industries by the MSME Ministry. Every business is thus registered under the MSME category through the unique identification number.

Difference between Udyog Aadhaar, MSME & SSI

Previously, Udyog Aadhaar was identified by the name of MSME registration. Now onwards, the process of registration has been converted from MSME registration to Udyog Aadhaar registration.

· SSI vs. MSME

To a great extent, there’s nothing much that can be distinguished between SSI and MSME. Small scale industries (SSI) were initiated alongside MSME Development Act, 2006. The sole aim for the act is to develop the SSI sector.

Eligibility

Existing MSME Classification

· Sector Criteria Micro Small Medium

· Manufacturing Investment < Rs.25 lakh < Rs.5 crore < Rs.10 crore

· Services Investment < Rs.10 lakh < Rs.2 crore < Rs.5 crore

Revised MSME Classification

Criteria Micro Small Medium*

Investment & Annual Turnover < Rs.1 crore & < Rs.5 crore < Rs.10 crore & < Rs.50 crore < Rs.50 crore & < Rs.250 crore

Where to Apply:

Apply online without at paying fees at https://udyamregistration.gov.in/Government-India/Ministry-MSME-registration.htm

BENEFITS OF UDYOG AADHAAR CERTIFICATE

· Receiving loan from bank(s) becomes simplified

· Shield against payments that are delayed

· Zero charges for UAN

· Simplified process to gain approval, license, and registration

· Less electricity bill privilege

· Discounted trademark registration (up to 50%)

· Facility to open current account

· Compensation on ISO certificate fees

· Easy acquisition for government MSME tenders

· Exclusion from direct tax laws (promotion subsidy under MSME)

· 1% bank OD subsidy

· Authorized by the Indian Government  

Help to MSMEs to recover outstanding payments:

Government of India Ministry of Micro, Small & Medium Enterprises

· According to the Sec-8, Insolvency and Bankruptcy Code, 2016, active creditor of a company/firm can serve a demand notice in case of issues in the payment on the due date.

· Active creditors can choose/opt for corporate insolvency resolution under the provision of Section 9 of the IBC Code.  It is applicable in cases of payments under INR 1 lakh.

Micro & Small Enterprises (MSEs) can visit the Samadhaan portal. It is the portal with the `Information Utility (IU)’ of National e-Governance Services Ltd. (NeSL).

https://samadhaan.msme.gov.in/MyMsme/MSEFC/MSEFC_Welcome.aspx

A link to MSEs for logging into NeSL-IU will be sent. It allows checking respective digital signatures attesting the info on the portal

I. The NeSL will upload the copy of unpaid invoices. With permission from MSEs, the information could then be shared to other lenders like Banks, NBFCs, rating agencies and other MSMEs concerning the defaulting buyers.

II. MSE can share the details of unpaid invoices on NeSL portal.

III. This will pressurize them for clearing outstanding payments.  

GUIDELINES FOR FILING AADHAAR UDYOG FORM

1. Aadhaar Number: 12-digit Aadhaar number of the applicant is mandatory.

2. Name of the owner: Applicants are expected to fill the name stringently as stated in the Aadhaar Card issued by UIDAI.

E.g. If Anand Kumar Sahu has his name as Anand Sahu, the same name must be entered. If the name fails to match with the Aadhaar number, the applicant will not be able to fill the form.

Aadhaar Validation-

· Validate Aadhar- The option ‘Validate Aadhaar’ must be clicked for verification. Only after completing the procedure , the user can fill the form.

· Reset- By clicking the reset button, the fields like Name of the Owner and Aadhaar Number can be cleared.

· Applicant will receive the OTP on the mobile number registered with UIDAI

3. Social Category: Applicant’s caste: General/SC/ST/OBC is needed. Society sections, other than general, submitting the documents like caste certificate is mandatory, when demanded by the appropriate authority.

4. Gender- This section is to determine the gender of the entrepreneur/applicant.

5. Identification/Physically-Handicapped- If applicant is handicapped/specially-abled, he/she can select the section or ignore

6. Name of Enterprise- Applicants are expected to fill the name of the enterprises that will be legally known to the public. An applicant with multiple enterprises active in the market can be registered for separate Udyog Aadhaar with the same number for both enterprises. The combination of the same number can be integrated the second time and only additional details can be deleted/amended while editing.

7. Type of Organization- All applicants are allowed to choose the type of business/nature of business enlisted in list. Also, it is mandatory for the applicant to assure the legal authorization from legal entity i.e. enterprise being registered for Udyog Aadhaar, to fill the online form. Each enterprise shall be provided one Udyog Aadhaar number.

8. PAN Number – PAN number needs to be entered by the applicant if the business is co-operative, private limited, and limited liability partnership (LLP). Things will be optimal is the rest of the organization structure.

9. Location of Plant- Applicants are allowed to add multiple locations of the corporate site under registration by clicking the option Add Plant.

10. Official Address- Filling the complete postal address of the Enterprise including State, District, Pin code, Mobile No., and Email are mandatory details that must be filled by the applicant.

11. Date of Commencement- This section is also essential to be filled by the applicant. There must be sufficing record as when the business was commenced.

12. Previous Registration Details(if any)- In case the applicant’s enterprise already holds a valid EM-I/II for which Udyog Aadhaar is applied, by the GM (DIC) under MSME Declaration Act 2006 or SSI registration that prevailed prior, such details must be mentioned correctly.

13. Banking Details- It is essential for the applicant to provide his/her bank account number used for transactions for enterprises in the appropriate place. The applicant must share the IFS Code of the bank’s branch where his/her mentioned account exists. The IFS code is nowadays printed on the Cheque Books issued by the bank. Alternatively, if the Applicant knows the name of the Bank and the branch where his/her account is there, the IFSC code can be found from website of the respective Bank.

14. Key Activities- nature of business like “Manufacturing” or “Service” can be chosen by the enterprise for Udyog Aadhaar. In case the business is bi-nature i.e. engaged in manufacturing and service, it must be categorized under manufacturing. Enterprises, serving as manufacturers on a bigger note and offering service additionally must be categorized under manufacturing. Similarly, enterprises focusing on the service sector must include service category and do not include manufacturing in their details.

15. National Industry Classification Code (NIC Code)- The Applicant can choose two or more National Industrial Classification-2008 (NIC) Codes to encapsulate all their activities. It can be done by selecting multiple NIC code of Manufacturing and Service sector and clicking “Add More” button.

If you want to add Manufacturing then

· select “Manufacturing” radiobutton and

· keep on adding by clicking “Add More” button

If you want to choose the service option then

· select “Services” radiobutton

· keep on adding by clicking “Add More” button

Central Statistical Organization (CSO), under the ministry of statistics & program implementation (Govt. of India), is responsible for creating NIC codes.

NIC Code LIST: https://udyamregistration.gov.in/docs/NIC-code-for-MSME-classification-defination.pdf

The Applicant may use National Industrial Classification-2008 (NIC) Codes searching facility to avoid 3 steps selection process.

Example: The user requires filling the exact keywords (2 or more characters) in Search text box in Column No 11. Then all related NIC CODEs will be listed (including Nic 2 Digit, Nic 4 Digit & Nic 5 Digit) with code and description.

If User selects NIC 5 Digit code, then automatically all the related fields (like NIC 2 Digit, 4 Digit, 5 Digit & Enterprise Type) in column 11 will be automatically filled. In the same manner, If user selects NIC 4 digit, then related field of 2 digit NIC Code will filled, user still requires selecting NIC 5 digit from drop down(In this case 2 steps are required).

Nic Code not covered under MSME Retail & Wholesale trades included as MSMEs

16. Number of Employees- The applicant requires stating the workforce that is being paid by the enterprise. It is vital to assure the exact number of employees and wage earners.

17. lnvestment in Plant & Machinery / Equipment- While tallying the total investment , the original investment (buying cost of items) should be taken into consideration. However, it can exclude the resources spent for pollution control, research and development, industrial safety devices, and such other items as may be specified, by notification of RBI.

If an enterprise started with a set of plant and machinery purchased in 2008 worth Rs. 70.00 lakh has procured additional plant and machinery in the year 2013 worth Rs. 65.00 lakh, then the total investment in Plant & Machinery may be treated as Rs. 135.00 lakh.

18. DIC- Applicant requires filling in location of DIC based on the location of the Enterprise. This specific column will remain active and display option only when there are multiple DIC in the district. On the other hand, the system will automatically register you in the same DIC when there’s only one DIC in the region specified.

19. Submit- The OTP will be generated after the applicant submits all details. The OTP generated will be sent on the registered email address/mobile number.

20. The Applicant have to enter OTP received on mobile (linked with Aadhaar) second time.

21. Enter Captcha- Applicant must enter Captcha before clicking Final Submit button.

You can migrate to Udayam (Re-Register) here

UDYAM REGISTRATION FORM – For those already having registration as UAM

https://udyamregistration.gov.in/UdyamRegistrationExist.aspx

UDYAM REGISTRATION FORM – For those already having UAM registration under assisted filling

https://udyamregistration.gov.in/Udyam_AssistedMigration.aspx

Print Udayam Registration Certificate

https://udyamregistration.gov.in/PrintUdyamCertificate.aspx

Udayam Verify

https://udyamregistration.gov.in/Udyam_Verify.aspx

Forgot UAM-Udayam Registration No

https://udyamregistration.gov.in/UAM-convert-udyam-msme-free-registration.htm

Print Udyog Aadhaar Registration Certificate

https://udyamregistration.gov.in/UA/PrintAcknowledgement_Pub.aspx

Udyog Aadhaar Memorandum – Online Verification

https://udyamregistration.gov.in/UA/UA_VerifyUAM.aspx

Update/Cancel Udayam Registration:

https://udyamregistration.gov.in/Udyam_Login.aspx

Udyam Registration Form – For New Entrepreneurs (With Pan Yes)

https://udyamregistration.gov.in/docs/process_msme_regisration_new_pan_Yes.pdf

Udyam Registration Form – For New Entrepreneurs (With Pan NO)

https://udyamregistration.gov.in/docs/process_msme_regisration_new_No_pan.pdf

Vital Information You Must Know

An enterprise shall be classified as a micro, small or medium enterprise on the basis of the following criteria, namely: —

A micro enterprise, where the investment in plant and machinery or equipment does not exceed INR one crore and turnover doesn’t surpass INR five crore

A small enterprise, where the investment in plant and machinery or equipment does not exceed INR ten crore and turnover remains below INR fifty crore; and

A medium enterprise, where the investment in plant and machinery or equipment do not surpass INR fifty crore and turnover stays below INR two hundred and fifty crore.

For the detailed legal framework for classification of MSMEs and Procedure for their Registration

https://udyamregistration.gov.in/docs/Udyam%20Registration%20Booklet.pdf

Information You Should Know

There’s a full-fledged system for facilitating the registration process organized by the Govt. of India:

· An enterprise, for the purpose of this process, will be identified as Udyam and its Registration Process will be known as ‘Udyam Registration’

· A permanent registration number will be allotted after registering successfully

· An online certificate will be issued for certifying the successful completion of registration

· This certificate will have a dynamic QR Code from which the web page on our Portal and details about the enterprise can be accessed.

There’ll be no requirement for renewing the registration

All applicants will be assisted by single-window systems at the Champion Control Rooms at DICs.

Registration Process is free of cost. No applicant is required to pay any fees in any form to individuals demanding fees.

ADDITIONAL INFORMATION FOR REGISTRATION PROCESS

1. The form for registration will be as provided in the Udyam Registration portal.

2. No fee is applicable for Udyam Registration.

3. Aadhaar number is mandatory for Udyam Registration

4. The Aadhaar number must be of the proprietor, in the case of a proprietorship firm, of the managing partner in the case of a partnership firm and of a karta in the case of a Hindu Undivided Family (HUF).

5. In case of a Company or a Limited (Pvt. Ltd.), Liability Partnership (LLP) or a Cooperative Society or a Society or a Trust, the organization or its authorized signatory shall be responsible for providing details like GSTIN and PAN along with its Aadhaar number.

6. In case an enterprise is duly registered as an Udyam with PAN, lack of information for previous years, when the PAN details were unavailable shall be filled on self-declaration basis.

7. No enterprise shall file more than one Udyam Registration: Provided that any number of activities including manufacturing or service or both may be specified or added in one Udyam Registration.

8. Intentional misinterpretation or suppression of self-declared facts & figures, appearing in Udyam Registration or update process, shall be penalized as per the Section 27 of the Act.

FOR EXISTING ENTERPRISES

1. Enterprises currently active and registered under EM-II or UAM require re-registering on Udyam Portal w.e.f 1st July 2020.

2. Reclassification for all enterprises, registered till 30th June, 2020, shall be done based on the notification

3. The existing enterprises registered prior to 30th June 2020, shall hold validity up to the 31st day of December, 2021.

4. Enterprises registered with other organization(s), under the Ministry of MSME, requires registering itself under Udyam Registration soon after getting notified.

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Ficrecs? Haikyu Given and 19 days any good fics!

Hello, dear anon!

Sure! Unfortunately, though, I lost most of my bookmarks back when I deleted my previous AO3 account a couple of years ago. And I haven’t really been on reading binges for those fandoms since then. So, the list might be a bit sparse.

These are in no particular order.

Haikyuu!!

We Can Do Better Than That by spaceburgers

Pairing(s): Iwaizumi Hajime/Oikawa Tooru Rating: M Summary: Oikawa and Iwaizumi go on a road trip during the summer after their high school graduation. It doesn't go as expected, but maybe that's not such a bad thing after all.

Unexpectedly by avalescence_hurlocked / @torujime

Pairing(s): Terushima Yuuji/Yamaguchi Tadashi Rating: G Summary: Yuuji groaned and hid his face behind his hands. He really didn’t want to fall for anyone right now, much less a first-year from a team that beat them.But he was really cute when he blushed. And his eyes were so nice and bright and warm—and god, he was really cute when he was all flustered. How the heck can someone be the epitome of cute? Yuuji falls for Tadashi in the strangest of ways, but no one’s really complaining.

The Concept of a Gift by kayejwrotes / @kayejwrotes

Pairing(s): Iwaizumi Hajime/Oikawa Tooru Rating: G Summary: A “gift” it’s something you give to someone else in order to celebrate something, or to thank them for something. Well, someone got the meaning wrong here, apparently, or so Tooru thinks.

Kintsugi - Tools of the Trade by kayewrotes / @kayejwrotes

Pairing(s): Iwaizumi Hajime/Oikawa Tooru Rating: T Summary: Kintsugi - or kintsukuroi - it’s the art of patching up broken things, make them beautiful and useful once again. It’s a work of hands, precision, patience, lacquer and gold. And love.

Close to the Chest by darkmagicalgirl / @darkmagicalgirlwrites

Pairing(s): Kyoutani Kentarou/Yahaba Shigeru, Iwaizumi Hajime/Oikawa Tooru Rating: T Summary: It takes Yahaba thirteen years to realize he's different from the other kids, one to figure out how to hide it, and two more to learn to be happy just the way he is. Yahaba's journey ft. an extremely annoyed Kyoutani, best friend in the world Watari, and loads and loads of good senpai Oikawa. 

Five Things to Do n an Elevator by skittidyne

Pairing(s): Tendou Satori/Ushijima Wakatoshi Rating: M Summary: Tendou finds himself trapped in an elevator with his hot neighbor. His thoughts spiral from there. 

Welcoming Home by Paintbrushyy_Ducky98 / @paintbrushyy

Pairing(s): Iwaizumi Hajime/Oikawa Tooru Rating: G Summary: Oikawa and Iwaizumi prepare dinner for a special guest in their little apartment. 

A Many Splendored Thing by shions_heart / @shions-heart

Pairing(s): Tendou Satori/Ushijima Wakatoshi, Semi Eita/Tendou Satori, Semi Eita/Shirabu Kenjirou, Goshiki Tsutomu/Shirabu Kenjirou Rating: E Summary: A collection of Shiratorizawa ships. Ch1: UshiTen,Ch2: TenSemi, Ch3: SemiShira, Ch4: ShiraGoshi 

Sturdy by NovaCaelum

Pairing(s): Tendou Satori/Ushijima Wakatoshi, Daishou Suguru/Kuroo Tetsurou, Iwaizumi Hajime/Oikawa Tooru Rating: T Summary: “Wakatoshi, you’re already famous! I knew you would be, you are Shiratorizawa’s miracle boy!” Hearing that old nickname from Tendou makes Ushijima’s heart flutter and he smiles, “You were always popular too Satori.”

Cries in all the lost bookmarks I had for Haikyuu.

19 Days

Vulnerability by powerandpathos / @agapaic

Pairing(s): He Tian/Mo Guan Shan Rating: E Summary: He Tian and Guan Shan try something new (aka bottom!He Tian). 

Sleeping With Roses by powerandpathos / @agapaic​

Pairings(s): Mo Guan Shan/She Li, He Tian/Mo Guan Shan Rating: E Summary: ‘A shame,’ She Li says. He draws an invisible line in the table surface with his fingernail. ‘We both want what we can’t have.’ 

Cold on the Inside by incorrect19days / @incorrect19days

Pairing(s): He Tian/Mo Guan Shan Rating: E (rape/non-con) Summary: ‘Look at me.’ He Tian instructed softly. He took a deep shuddering breath and opened his eyes.

As you can see, it’s really been a while since I’ve read 19 Days fics. I also lost a lot of bookmarks the same I did with HQ. As a side note, I noticed that I had the first Qiucheng fics published in English on AO3. 

Given

Put Me to Rest in Your Gravestone Chest by ikvros

Pairings(s): Kaji Akihiko/Murata Ugetsu Rating: E Summary: Ugetsu had always looked delicate, like an especially valuable china doll; elegant and well-made, but still breakable. Don’t touch, he seemed to say, with the motion of his bow, the angle of his thin wrist as he smoked a cigarette, the painted perfection of his cavalier smile. I only exist to be admired from afar. Still, Akihiko had—he’d reached out all that time ago and touched, like a spoiled child who couldn’t help himself—and found that Ugetsu’s body was not made of glass, but flesh and bone and blood, the same as his. His skin was thinner, body softer, nails sharper. He was warm. And yet he was still breakable.

I haven’t really entered the Given fic scene. I’m not really interested in reading other pairings than AkiUgetsu but I feel like that tag would be just pure angst. I like writing angst but for me to read it requires a very specific mood.

Overall, I would say my most active fic reading days are behind me. I have moved on to mangas and djs. Lately, I have been going through the KiriBaku tag, but it takes time to weed out the good ones in such huge fandom. I don’t know if the fics I listed were already something you had read but I hope you found something!

Thank you for your question, dear anon!

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How To Delete Or Extract Funds From E-Trade Account When Someone Dies?

You can Delete Or Extract Funds From eTrade Account, but the process can be a little complicated. Clocr takes you through it step by step.

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Gathering FiKi - Fic Rec Bingo

Column #3

Wartime Christmas by mosslover - SERIES

M, FiKi 3,478 words - 2015 - Complete

For two RAF pilots who fell in love, Christmas during the time of war brings moments of love and longing, hope and sadness, separation, and perhaps a reunion.

Chase the Wind by DrakkHammer

E, FiKi 241,035 words - 2014--2016 - Incomplete

Sadly Hvit-Ravn deleted her Tumblr and her Imgur account so the pictures no longer appear in the story and they’re really hard to find on Tumblr because ... tags. Some of them can be found on Pinterest. Like this one. Isn’t it glorious!?

Kili went by the nickname of Chase on the BMX bike racing circuit. He never rode anything but a Chase, the world’s elite racing bike, and he was pushing for a spot on the Chase BMX World Cup team. There was a shot at the Olympics in Rio on the board as well. Unfortunately there was also a drunk who didn’t make a turn. Kili never even saw the driver who crushed his spine, his legs and his dreams. Now life means dealing with a very different set of wheels and priorities.

Fili is an artist and photographer from Auckland to research his ancestry. His showing in London did well and he is trading the sun of NZ for the emerald damp of Ireland. He’s left other things; too and for the first time in years he feels he might have a future. He just didn’t expect it to include a gorgeous young Irishman with chocolate eyes, a wild mane of dark hair and a family that could give any prospective suitor second thoughts.

Red, Red Africa by Anonymous

M, Darkhawk 2,938 words - 2019 - Complete

He came to Africa because he was an idealist, back then. The thought he could help stop the worst from happening.

Roping the Wind by SaucyWench ( @saucywenchwritingblog​ )

M, FiKi 103,722 words - 2014--2016 - Incomplete

I’m stretching the space’s prompt again. There are ponies. They do watch them.

Fili is a cowboy who just wants to be able to find a place he can call home and people he can call his family. When he stumbles across what seems like the perfect job, will he be able to let his past go, or will it ruin everything? 

Discord and Love by jynx - SERIES

E, FiKi 97,434 words - 2015--2016 - Complete

I read this one from my old Tumblr account (it was eaten in the great NSFW purge because how dare I point out how stupid it was). But it was all posted to Ao3 which makes it easier to find and read in order!

Fili and Kili are brothers, separated by divorce, time, and distance. Neither realizes who the other is as they embark on a journey of love and discord.

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How to Login at www.UPSers.com -UPSers

United Parcel Service (UPS) has created a web portal designed specifically for its employees. UPS employees have access to payrolls, payments, refunds, etc. through the UPSers Employee Login portal.

UPSerscom is password protected and every employee features a unique user ID and password to log in to upsers. An employee only has access to the knowledge after logging in to the portal.

If you're working with UPS for the primary time, you would possibly be wondering the way to register on the portal. No got to worry, it's quite simple procedure which we've provided during this guide.

The UPS login steps are explained intimately below section. Follow these steps and procedure to log in on the Upsers. Confine mind that an internet site portal features a high priority.

If you would like to use the UPS employee login portal, you want to register with the UPS Enterprise portal. You'll receive the required information to log in to your account.

UPSers Login

UPSers users can log in to the portal using their user ID and password but new employees or new users must create a portal account.

Follow the steps to urge access to the official UPSers website on the UPSers login portal.

Visit the official website – www.upsers.com

Select desired language

Now enter your user id and password

Click on “Log In”

That’s all you would like to access UPS Enterprise Portal Login.

Note: Once the account is registered, the worker will receive login information which will allow them to simply access the account on the website . This portal is out there 24, hours each day, 7, days every week . Employees have access to the portal at any time.

How to Create Account on UPSers?

Just follow some simple steps. First, connect your data and choose your language. Then do the subsequent , read these terms of use carefully and ensure that you simply accept the terms and conditions of the UPSers Employee Portal.

Enter a lively email address to access UPS applications.

Protect your account with security questions and answers.

Create your unique and difficult to guess the password for your UPSers account and click on check in .

Enter this information once. Subsequent time you log in to your account, you'll be automatically redirected to the homepage.

The presence of its employees in social networks and in various events has made the corporate a crucial player today, and therefore, the UPSers knows the way to lookout of these who are work with them.

In addition, the subsequent steps are to be performed to properly register your UPS devices:

Open your browser , look for upsers.com or login here.

Click Login under the login criteria. Some required information like employee ID are going to be asked.

Enter that information accurately.

Enter your information with the e-mail ID to which the account are often linked.

Accept the conditions of the portal.

Add your address and complete the method .

Information about Upsers Login

UPS has the proper to switch or delete the above information consistent with UPSERS business requirements. Information about benefits and disclaimer is provided for informational purposes only. Not all services or products apply to all or any UPS employees. UPS may change the supply of products or services at any time.

UPS offered a spread of options that allow you to measure in balance together with your friends, family, education, work and almost anything that the majority people think.

UPS guarantees that commercial solutions and every one delivered packages meet the expectations of its customers. it's possible to save lots of up to 18% on UPS Flying Service alongside International services and also up to 9% on ground level services.

Benefits of UPSers Account

Follow the packages from your mobile device.

Save money on products and services so, you'll invest again in your dreams.

You enjoy discounts and offers through your UPS account.

UPS CONNECT offers efficient support and competent advice to the young minds.

UPS store provides you with tools you would like to grow your small business.

UPSers Employee Login Portal also offers a spread of compensation plans to satisfy the health and wellness needs of an outsized number of employees.

UPS has expanded its services to quite 220 countries.

UPS is now the planet leader in the package delivery.

About UPSerscom

Founded in 1907 as a US company , UPS has become a multi-million dollar company focused on promoting international trade.

Today, UPS is a world company with one among the foremost famous and popular brands within the world. We've developed into the most important parcel delivery service provider within the world and one among the worlds’s leading providers of specialised transportation and logistics services.

UPS is additionally called, “brown” because its trucks and uniforms are brown. UPSers offers a good range of shipping, tracking, printing and billing options reception and abroad. Every day, it manages the flow of commodities, money, and reports in additional than 200 countries and territories around the world.

The main purpose of the articles on our website is to assist people using this portal easily. For many people that are trying to find help with these tasks, it's a touch prudent and useful. We hope to possess help today. If this guide UPSers Login helps you hook up with your account on upsers website.