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Ein fick in dein Arsch aus Westberlin😘
#sxtn#sxtn das beste team#deine mutter#deine mutter sxtn#asozialierungsprogramm#juju44#juju sxtn#gaslight gatekeep girlboss#girl interrupted#deutschrap
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Well…
Last song: Pop Muzik by M feat, Robin Scott
Currently watching: a rewatch of my favorite Bones episodes and Good Omens all over again, while waiting for season 3 to finally be released ! ! !
Sweet, Savory, or Spicy: Am more of a savory and spicy person
Relationship status: … I’m a polyamorous person, currently looking for dates… I’m ace tho so don’t expect anything else then cuddles and forehead kiss (if ya live in Germany and / or around NRW, hit me up ;3 )
Current obsessions: Extending my plushie-collection, learning more about my autism and adhd and watching horror movies, YouTube essays and Twitch streams. Also Ghost and whatever is going on with the gravity falls fandom at the moment.
Tags (am I allowed to call u guys my friends?):
@callmeaaiden @whynot-whytho @it-happened-once-in-a-meme @glorious77 @dabislut1 @kyuubilives @starship975-2-2 @evanseeinbetween @coro-chan6 @eleniblue @radcrownpolice @onlyhereforfanfiction @rightintheghoulies @wendigo-volturi @soapsoap1267 @wandassock @kpopfan-03 @gamma-rose
nine people I’d like to get to know better 💘💘💘
thank you for the tag Kitty!! @lianhuajing <3
🎶 Last song I listened to: 万物不如你 by 张杰
📺 Currently watching: The Double (墨雨云间) and the Link Click live action (时光代理人)
🌶️ Sweet/Savory/Spicy?: savory, I'm a weak bitch who can't take spice 😔
❤️ Relationship status: single! not looking for a relationship so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
🤩 Current obsession: too tired to hyperfixate on anything currently oop- my previous hyperfixation was Qingye, though.
Tagging: @evolutionsbedingt @extraordinarilyextreme @joyouslee @marquisguyun @la-muerta @labseraph @astrowaffles @l7k-a (as usual, there's no obligation to do this!)
#ghost bc#tag game#gravity falls#polyamory#polycule#autistic adhd#actually autistic#actually adhd#german stuff#germany#nrw#Germany Duisburg#nrw germany#Deine Mutter#relationship#queer dating#polyamorous dating#queer community#lqbtq#good omens 2#good omens#bones tv#temperance brennan#christopher pelant#dating#tagging game#thanks for tagging me!#Spotify
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Ich bin ja dafür, dass Leo nur n Spitzname ist un er eigentlich anders heißt. Idk, Leopold Friedemann Hölzer oder so.
#tatort saarbrücken#spatort#kann mir das gut vorstellen wie seine Mutter das entrüstet sagt#egal in welchem Alter auch#Leopold Friedemann Hölzer räum jetzt gefälligst dein Zimmer auf#Leopold Friedemann Hölzer du machst jetzt aber sofort den Fernseher aus aber dalli#Leopold Friedemann Hölzer wenn du jetzt nicht endlich mal Klartext mit deinem Adam redest#dann mach ich das dür dich#und glaub mir dass willst du nicht
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my friends and i are in a “band”. i improvised a song a year ago. we wrote the lyrics on my bsfs back. my friend elias wanted to have it higher up so he thought “im just gonna cut it out and pull it higher. my friend elias wanted to skin my bsf and pull the skin up. i think my friend elias is spending too much time with nikola.
#tma#tma podcast#tma shitpost#elias bouchard#my friend elias#nikola orsinov#the stranger#skinning#band#deine mutter querdübeln
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I started a new sketchbook recently and filled one page with some weird stuff and then decided to colour it so I guess it's a coloured sketch dump?
I tried to do some sort of coloured shading/lighting on those big hands because I finally feel like learning how to shade (I've been avoiding that part for years of my drawing process because I'm lazy), and I think I used like four different types of pens/markers here – mostly acrylic markers (those blend really well and have bright and thick shades), a bit of alcohol markers, glitter pens and highlighters
#my art#this whole page started with me trying to redraw a specific photo but I accidentally drew one hand bigger than the other#so I decided to improvise the rest instead of trying to redraw the actual face#and then I continued adding other stuff :)#sketch dump#coloured doodles#that redhaired gal is how I imagine the persona of our school band (we're called Deine Mutter aka Your Mother so it's a badass mom of sorts#sketches#doodles
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die szene im auto ganz zum schluss shdhdjdbdndndkdnnf
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#warum tut es so weh wenn deine mutter dich lange ansieht und dir sagt dass du müde ausschaust#mos u ba marak se vetë ki boll barra me mbajt
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me and my brother played super simon says and after hours of playing we cant find the "purple peepee guy"
he had goat_ in his username but we cant find the rest, we cant find him probably cuz i reported him for shits and giggles
#ⓘ giggling hyena#there was also a german bianca and her sister#i told her “hallo ich bin Klaus”#“come to my Haus”#and after the millionth “WHO are you?” i said “deine Mutter”#we also cant find her :(
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Ich weiß ja nicht, was ich davon halten soll. Irgendwie ein wenig sehr stereotypisch ne
#tatort wien#tatort#also echt das mit den homophoben rappern und dem kriminellen hintergrund von gangster rappern haben wir schon 1000 gehört#und am ende kams mir so vor als hätten sie einfach mal eben die Drehscheibe gespinnt um herauszufinden wer jetzt der mörder war#war schon random#bibi fellner#moritz eisner#ich will gar nicht so negativ sein aber meine güte#ep: deine mutter
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Nyolc nappal ezelőtt rendeltem egy új telót, és most küldtek egy üzit, hogy nincs készleten. De akkor minek szerepel úgy, hogy készleten van? 26 év előfizetés után nem ezt vártam tisztelt Pannon GSM, Telenor, Yettel.
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literally every single one of my german friends
“english isn’t my first language sorry for any mistakes” —proceeds to write the most beautiful work of art ever created with grammar ten times better than an english professor
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"das wirst du jetzt ja wohl mal hinkriegen" is halt auch so n gemeiner satz :')
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duolingo gives you sentences that would only be said to someone who has just woken up from a coma and doesn't remember anything
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Last concert this season happened today :)
Diamond Dogssss
We really went feral here
Just mischief
Anddd more psychedelic photos like the ones I posted a few weeks ago since I had that crystal glass amulet on again
#misha talks#band stuff#this one was so full of energy I loved every minute of it#I love my bandmates deine mutter forever#david bowie#diamond dogs#song cover
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ich hätt mir ja persönlich mehr ernstl szenen gewünscht, aber nunja man kann ned alles haben im leben
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