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And there was only one (1) bed ...

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"Incorrect Tatort quotes"

Thorsten: Why are you calling me this late?

Sebastian: I need your help. I've done something bad, very bad.

Thorsten: Put the corpse on ice, I'm on my way.

Sebastian: What? No, that's not- why would I-

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You want to talk to me about PDF Files?

I am a huge fan of PDF/A because I strongly believe that we need stuff that will still be readable 20 or 30 years from now.

But PDF/UA is also very important as it keeps PDF accessible.

Not calling things by its intended names is next level stupid. You talk to me about fake-PDF, i'll talk about real-PDF.

we have GOT to kill tiktok/twitter self-censorship i just witnessed a grown adult say the word “smex” out loud to our professor

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This mom sounds so unpleasant to be around idk why her daughter even invited her in the first place

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I don't have facebook, instagram, snapchat, twitter x,... I identify as a tumblr-person and I sure as hell won't give my tumblr to the folks that know me personally (except my daughters. They're the same weird as me)

the shame of making a connection irl and them being like omg can i have your insta??? snapchat????? and having to be like sorry i live in a gap between two tree roots youre just going to have to normal text me like some kind of animal

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Tatort Stuttgart + sexual identity generator #2

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Erdmann: I left instruction papers for you guys while I'm gone.

Stefan: ...mine just says 'Schwab no'.

Erdmann: And I want you to apply it for every possible situation.

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Tatort Stuttgart + sexual identity generator #1

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have you ever stayed up late with someone texting or chatting and known as the hours ticked by that you’d be ridiculously tired in the morning but it didnt matter because it was really fun and totally worth losing sleep over just to laugh with someone and enjoy their company maybe and then the next day you keep tiredly recalling how much fun it was

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German people when it takes more than the average 5 minutes for the crime plot to unfold and their favourite repressed Kommissare to enter the crime scene in their Sonntagabendkrimi

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Me right now. Which of my WIPs will I continue today? My muse says all of them 🤪

Leonid Pasternak  (Ukrainian, 1862–1945) - The Torments of Creative Work

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ich weiß zwar nicht um was es geht, aber das Gefühl kenne ich. Gehört zum Tatortschauen einfach dazu ...

Ab und zu brauchen die Kommissare (und ich nehme da kein Geschlecht aus) mal eins über die Rübe. Liebevoll versteht sich. Mit der Intelligenzkeule und in der Hoffnung, dass die einen bleibenden Eindruck hinterlässt

Dümmer geht's auch nicht

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every time i watch stau i fuckign forget about this speech and then i get to the scene and come out feeling like i'm the one who got run over

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font reviews based on how good :3 looks

Arial: Classic font, looks good for the most part, but a little bit bland also. 6/10

Berlin Sans FB: There's already a lot more character, but the mouth is simply too long and the lips don't curl enough which takes away from the experience. 4/10

Comic Sans MS: Now THAT'S a colon-three. There's so much silliness in that face it's hard to bear. My only real critique is that the eyes are just a smidge too narrow, but that's just a nitpick more than anything. 8/10

Courier New: Sleek. Professional. Big vertical eyes full of glee. Very solid choice for a colon-three font. 7/10

Jokerman: I feel bad for including this one. That font stood no chance against the others. This is the eldritch horror of colon-threes. These eyes are filled with nothing except murderous intent. The mouth is crooked with a sharp corner, but the most egregious part is probably the teeth-like protrustions from the bottom part of the mouth. 0/10

Goudy Stout: An interesting take on colon-three. I like the idea of having an incredibly thick mouth (even if it's a bit too thick for my liking), and the eyes being big and centered is a big positive. Much sillier than most fonts, but I think struggles to beat Comic Sans in terms of silliness. 6/10

Consolas: Worse version of Courier New. The lips just don't curl enough and it just ends up looking a little pathetic. 4/10

Fixedsys: Oh my god. Holy shit. What the fuck. 10/10

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Die alten Folgen sind immer wieder aufs neue eine Überraschung. Wie sieht Carlo dieses Mal aus? Erkenne ich ihn? Oder haben sie es dieses Mal geschafft, ihn vollkommen unkenntlich zu machen? Spannung im Tatort 🤪!