#definitely time with my parents is worth more than that 🙄

[sharkieboi]

my dad: “you should come home earlier so you can spend time with your mother”

me, internally: why the fuck would I do that

[aclockmaker]

yet more f/f steve/eddie (part 1) (part 2)

cw drug use; rating: E overall, M for this part

In the cold light of morning all of her revelations seem a little less obvious. So she got off to something—that doesn’t mean she needs to make a—lifestyle change. 

Jesus Christ at that thought; she’s really not equipped for this. She needs to talk to Robin, except the thought of that is so humiliating that maybe she should, instead, just leave town forever. Robin is going to fry her.

Except she’s not. Thinking that is just an excuse, because Robin’s always solid when Steve needs her to be, and this probably counts. Robin would probably be proud of her, which would somehow make Steve feel—guilty, like she didn’t earn it, for basically just being a perv of a different variety.

She wants to see Eddie, if she’s being honest, but can’t tell how bad of an idea that is or isn’t. 

Can I get an eighth, she finally texts at 9pm without letting herself overthink it. Or think it through whatsoever. She didn’t see Eddie today—she had school and Steve had work.

Hello to you too, Eddie texts back. And then: We’ve talked about this… code words 

Okay can I get a piece of pizza 🙄 

Delivery girl at your service, queen bee. Your place?

Thank uuuuuu, Steve texts, just to be annoying. Her parents left today so that’s fine. Plus that way she’s got home court advantage, for whatever it’s worth.

Eddie doesn’t even always make her pay for it; it depends on her mood, the weather, whether she wants to smoke up at the same time, the alignment of the stars, probably. Steve’s pretty sure they have the same sleeping problem, although they haven’t talked about it. 

There’s a lot they haven’t talked about.

Steve halfway expects her to be different, when she comes over, but she’s just like usual, swinging inside and bringing her own little whirlwind with her, backpack she uses as a purse on and the old-fashioned lunch box she deals out of on one arm. “Hi, Harrington, long time no see,” she says, which, Steve’s not sure if that’s a joke she’s not supposed to get or if Eddie just feels that yesterday is a long time to go without seeing Steve.

Steve certainly knows exactly when they saw each other last. It was when you sent me into a sexuality crisis with an offhand remark, she doesn’t remind Eddie. “I guess, hey,” she says, lamely. “What’s up, come in.” Even though Eddie’s already taking off her shoes, revealing socks with a small hole on top of one of her toes. It’s kind of cute, Steve thinks, because she’s totally fucked. Eddie is wearing basically her usual uniform, tight, ripped jeans, slouchy oversized top that’s falling off one shoulder so Steve can see collarbone, no bra (she, like—can’t help noticing even in a non-perv way, the same way she unconsciously clocks the outfits of all her girl friends, just out of interest) but plenty of necklaces, the guitar pick front and center.

“Your parents are gone?” Eddie checks. It’s far from the first time she’s been over here under these same circumstances, although on one memorable occasion, with both their parental figures home and awake, the two of them had met up behind the high school in the middle of the night to get high. 

“Yeah, they left today. Somewhere.” They’d told her but Steve’s mind was elsewhere. 

“Cool, um, your room?” Eddie asks, glancing around, waiting for Steve to get with the program. “Outside?” If she’s asking she probably wants to smoke, which is—good or bad. Definitely one or the other.

“Oh—my room,” Steve says, feeling a step behind even worse than usual with her. Sure. Her room, where she touched herself less than 24 hours ago thinking about—absolutely nothing that she wants to think about right now, that’s for sure, cheeks already heating up. God, Harrington, get it together. 

It’s just Eddie, leading the way up the stairs like she owns the place because she has no manners. As ever. There’s nothing to freak out about. As long as Steve doesn’t think, she’ll be fine. Thank god they’re about to smoke, and not just because last night going to sleep sober sucked, earth-shattering orgasm notwithstanding. 

Although possibly she should blame that on the overthinking she was doing and not on the lack of drug use. Either way—not thinking about it.

Eddie makes herself comfortable on the edge of Steve’s bed and unpacks her supplies. “Is this fine?” she asks, holding out a small handful of pre-rolls for Steve’s approval.

“Oh, yeah, whatever’s fine,” Steve says, taking the desk chair and willing herself to be normal. “Shouldn’t you be, like, weighing it? How do you make any money?”

Eddie rolls her eyes and blows her bangs out of them. “I don’t, off you, considering you don’t pay me half the time.”

Steve’s eyes go wide. “What—I do always offer! Do you want me to—to pay you for—“ Steve knew she should’ve insisted—

“Jesus, I’m just messing with you, Harrington,” Eddie says, smiling around the joint she’s popped between her lips and lighting up. “We’re friends, remember?” A little purr to her voice that immediately raises Steve’s hackles.

“Whatever, I know,” Steve says, even though the only thing she knows is that she’s pouting and it’s going to make Eddie laugh at her even more. Eddie just passes her the joint, though, and they make a cursory effort to blow the smoke out the window.

Eddie crosses the room to perch on the windowsill where she’s closer to Steve and peeks into the yard. “You ever swim out there?”

“Not really,” Steve says. The answer is never, but she doesn’t want to talk about dead girls or monsters.

“Kind of a waste,” Eddie says, giving Steve the kind of up and down that wouldn’t have been anything two days ago and now feels like flames licking through her blood. Steve hadn’t dressed—sexy, for this meetup, or anything, but all her clothes are kind of designed to show off her assets so she knows the sweats and thin tee aren’t not working for her when she shifts a little in her seat. Eddie doesn’t blatantly check out her rack, but it’s a near thing. Steve is so going to win—whatever prize is at stake here, she’s lost track a bit. She’s stoned, actually, it hits her suddenly, the walls of the room feeling far away and Eddie suddenly seeming much, much closer. In reality, they’re just close enough to pass the joint back and forth easily, which they do, falling into a dumb  conversation about nothing just like usual.

“Are you good?” Eddie asks after a while, and it takes Steve a minute to understand what she’s asking. Did she get what she wanted, is she high. 

“Oh—yeah, thanks. I mean—thanks for coming over, and everything.” She sounds like an idiot to her own ears, so it must be even worse from Eddie’s side, but Eddie isn’t laughing at her. Instead, she’s gone a little serious, big brown doe eyes in full effect, the way she sometimes gets when she smokes. Not somber, or anything, but on the quiet side, which, for her, is a big difference, because she normally never shuts the fuck up.

“No problem,” Eddie says, and blinks at her. And then—she’s shaking her head a little like she’s trying to clear it and standing, like she means to go, and Steve just feels—

“Don’t, I didn’t mean you have to go. Don’t go yet.” 

“Oh,” Eddie says. She’s in her stocking feet in the middle of Steve’s bedroom, and she’s almost as tall as Steve but she looks small just then and it makes Steve feel absolutely out-of-her-mind crazy with protectiveness. Because it’s way worse than she thought. She doesn’t only want to fuck Eddie. She likes her.

[the-travelling-witch]

HOLLY!!

I'm so so sorry for the late ask😭 I had to babysit my cousins last night while their parents were out and when I threw them in their room, they started crying and so I had to play with them till we all fell asleep. Then for some reaosn I got called in early for work today so that happened😑

But I finally got the time to read the fic and HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!

It was detailed and seasoned down to the bone. I was a little confused about the whole 'Colombina' thing at first, but I read the Author's Insight and understood. Plus, the training scene and the others knowing about it...Fuckkkkk it was so good😫

Then the ending, I was a little curious as to who you would select to be the final boss (not me thinking it would be the guy with 800k debt to hire an assassin) to finish the whole thing....god it was so good!!!

Thank you Holly, this fic was too well worth the wait and I definitely hope it gets the publicity it DESERVES❤

P.S. its okay, you can gatekeep my other ask however long you like, I have no problem with that, this fic you posted is more than enough to keep my happy for months to come☺

- Cookie Customer🍪

okay, finally getting back to this!! ♡

don’t apologise dear, sometimes life just tries it’s hardest to get in the way and i hope you made through babysitting and work okay <3

the author insight really helps bc hoyo decided to drop that trailer on us; seriously couldn’t you have waited another week?? i would’ve looked so smart for predicting that smh 🙄 /j

800k mora debt guy, i low-key forgot about him jsjsh that would’ve been a twist; but i decided to stay classy and choose the “villains” from the original play aka pantalone, dottore and capitano (although pantalone is doing all the lifting in the “being mean” category)

i’m just happy you enjoyed it bc i went over your ask again as i was preparing to post and just went “oh shit, i changed more than just the end, i hope this is still okay” but i’m really relieved now ଘ(੭˃ᴗ˂)੭

this really made me want to try my hand at more angst scenarios, so if you have small prompts or requests (when they open again), i’ll gladly give it a shot >///<

this was definitely a trip but i’m low-key proud of myself for planning a more intricate fic and pulling through with it ♡

[punkscowardschampions]

Janis & Casey Pt.3

Janis: [can go feed this baby to help your leaving case like oh, it’s a miracle 👀]

Casey: [it actually would help convince them to let you so you’re welcome, and while she’s showering he can go secure that drs only good food like he did in the OG cos wanna spend time with his brother even less after that intense af hookup]

Janis: [somehow even more awkward now than it was before y’all went, nbd]

Casey: [yikes, thank god you do have the story of how you got this food to tell or else you’d have literally nothing to say because not trying to chat to Jimothy about where and how you’ve been/ when and how long you’re back for, none of which he currently knows]

Janis: [when you’re a provider, always love to see it, just eat and make all the hospital small talk]

Casey: [meanwhile Jimothy is once again breaking my heart by doing everything for this bub and not giving either of y’all a look in after she’s been fed, but at least baby Jac will be ready to go and serving a lewk]

Janis: [the way we can’t stand being around you like this and I can’t even blame you, like how heartbreaking, just packing our stuff]

Casey: [definitely gonna have these brothers have their car seat argument the same way they did last time because Jimothy is doing this boy’s head in too and I’m sorry but that quickie has done nothing but make him want more]

Janis: [just pushing past y’all to put this child in the seat ourselves because we are fed up and also frustrated too]

Casey: [not gonna be helped by Jimmy’s slow af new parent driving that’ll mean it takes literally forever to get home]

Janis: [can’t even tell you to drive like a normal person ‘cos not having the mini-crash thrown at us so just here 😑]

Casey: [Casey probably will and get it thrown in his face cos the vibe is it’s his fault just cos he was also there and should’ve been driving and we all know it, so that’ll be fun]

Janis: [just like can you both shut up because it’d be really pointed to be like Jimmy YOU shut up lmao]

Casey: [risking a look at her like thank you cos we see you lowkey taking our side]

Janis: [risk a text]

Janis: 🙄

Casey: Not missed none of this, nah

Casey: least if I piss off out soon as we get back you’ll know it ain’t personal

Janis: I get it

Casey: yeah, I’m gutted you can’t come with me too

Janis: this is what it’s going to be like for the next two weeks, I dunno if I can hack it

Casey: That’s how long work’s given him off

Casey: fucking hell, what a right laugh

Janis: yeah

Janis: if I was waiting on him to come back to normal when she was born

Casey: glad she was early now, like, fuck you having to put up with weeks more of his bollocks before as well as after

Janis: I don’t fucking know what we’re doing here

Casey: what he’s doing is losing it, and right now trying to drag us along with him as slow as bloody possible

Janis: I’d sooner crash at this point

Casey: you could get out and walk faster having had a kid a bit ago and I might do in a sec

Janis: 😏 won’t even need to do a drop and roll

Casey: I were really chuffed they let you out and he’s done my head in that much since my top mood feels ages ago

Janis: gonna fix that, give a fuck at this point

Casey: you’ll fix sod all with promises you’ll not be able to keep ‘cause of that twat hanging about

Janis: then I’ll make him leave instead of you

Casey: For how long

Janis: we’ll need a food shop, a big one

Casey: and don’t you need [something specific that he’d potentially have to go to other shops too to try and find]

Janis: you’re right, thanks for reminding me

Casey: 😏 there’s loads else I’m only just stopping myself reminding you of

Janis: worth it to remind me when there’s nothing stopping us

Casey: only her but she’d never

Janis: she’s been fed

Casey: too right, I done her that massive favour, she owes me one

Janis: and me

Casey: yeah, but we’re even

Janis: oh yeah?

Casey: you know what you did

Janis: feels like a trick question

Janis: if I agree, you not gonna remind me?

Casey: is that the kind of dickhead you think I am

Janis: I know it’s not

Janis: I’m just not taking any chances when I need it this much

Casey: I dunno how there’s ever gonna be enough fucking time for me to be alone with you as much as I need

Janis: I miss you like you aren’t right there

Casey: I’m not here the way we both wish I was

Janis: he doesn’t even need to get out the car

Casey: tell him, not me

Janis: [will when we eventually get to this house like oh before you get settled you’ll wanna do this energy]

Casey: [having him take this bub as soon as they are cos I’m petty like that haha and Jimothy can’t say anything he’s got a big shop to do soz about it]

Janis: [just like wanna put her down for a sleep or do you wanna cuddle for a bit and have a decent cup of tea]

Casey: [cuddles and tea 5ever as if y’all have all the time in the world cos you wish you did]

Janis: [grinning ‘predictable’ because she’s your fave 5ever of course, just going through to the kitchen to make said teas]

Casey: [will throw something at you lovingly and playfully as you go like oi]

Janis: [‘you know I’m right’ from the other room like haha got your number]

Casey: [‘I know you’re mad jealous’ so she can hear it in the other room]

Janis: [😒🖕 selfie]

Casey: [coming in to kiss her grumpy face and do the pouty lip thing even though it means we have to bring this bub with us cos needs must, will shamelessly hold this bub essentially one handed and shamelessly spin you around with the other if that’s what it takes lol]

Janis: [we know we’re making this linger because could not do it in the hospital so you’re making up for that one too, automatically putting out your hand to prop baby Jac up on the otherside so you’re sort of holding her together here ‘cos lord knows not kissing is not an option thank you ‘hey baby’ like you’re purely talking to this bub and not also so obviously him]

Casey: [why do I love them both holding her like that so much, excuse me, how cinematic ‘she missed you’ as if you also did not sir but kissing her again as soon as you’ve said it obvs]

Janis: [‘cut the cord, babe’ who are we if we don’t lovingly take the piss out of our newborn tbh but we’re too focused on you and kissing you as if we have NO time here and must very urgently]

Casey: [this tea is blatantly staying half made because there is no way that y’all aren’t just intensely making out in this kitchen until he eventually leads her and carries this bub upstairs, I’m soz but it’s just what’s gonna happen]

Janis: [you had intentions, boy, we love a trier, cannot pretend we’re anything but buzzing about your lack of willpower matching our own]

Casey: [not me just carrying on my tea symbolism, pop off hun, but yeah, this baby is getting put in this cot and she’s getting pushed down onto this bed immediately almost as if it’s the same fluid movement, already starting to take her clothes off of her as she’s falling onto this mattress because could not do that in hospital either so, must very deliberately as we’re kissing]

Janis: [it’s my boos favourite kind of symbolism honey, you know the way everything seeming that effortless to you right now is doing the most to us because it is what we need, so you’re getting the audible reaction we could not give you in the hospital too]

Casey: [we all know every sound she makes SENDS him so you will be getting one back gal even if it’s muffled by the fact he’s on a mission to kiss every inch of skin that he uncovers as he uncovers it by removing her clothes because you’ve both been so desperate to touch and kiss each other for so long and do not have to rush hardcore like they did in the chapel]

Janis: [hence we’re unable to just lie there and enjoy because we also must be taking your clothes off and getting beyond tangled with you to do the same, spending longer kissing where we bit you earlier]

Casey: [the reaction when she does the adam’s apple would be ICONIC cos that was his shameless fave, absolutely when he lightly puts his hands around her throat for the first time because beside himself]

Janis: [you know we’re pushing into it, making a noise that is as close to do it without those words actually leaving your mouth]

Casey: [pinning her down onto this bed like stop it because of how much he wants to do it but is not allowed cos of the no marks rule, just kissing her so extra instead, biting and sucking her tongue harder than we can dare to her lips in case they get bruised]

Janis: [just bucking our hips up under you involuntarily as a reaction to begin with but then with more purpose like more]

Casey: [he can never not do what she wants or tells him to do so it’s obvious what’s gonna happen here, penetration for lack of a better word as my boo said earlier]

Janis: [‘I missed you’ as a moan here]

Casey: [‘I love you’ likewise]

Janis: [‘I love you so much’ putting our forehead against yours and just looking into your eyes so intensely]

Casey: [always looking back as intensely and doing the breathing into each other’s mouths thing that they love to do ‘I wanna keep on like this forever’]

Janis: [‘we have forever’ in comparison to earlier you do but also not mad about how it sounds right now at all ‘stay with me’]

Casey: [‘I have you’ cos can’t believe this happening rn like this, we all know the chapel was EVERYTHING but it was over so quick neither of you had time to really process it but this is an entirely different vibe ‘I’m going nowhere’ cos literally has everything he wants right here and now]

Janis: [‘I’m yours’ like it’s that simple because it always feels it when it’s just you two ‘you’re only allowed to get closer’ and pulling you in using our legs around your back]

Casey: [his reaction to that and the way his voice sounds when he says ‘mine’ is TOO much, best lives are being lived, pulling her hair SO hard cos we know she’s into it and it’ll bring her even closer and into another intense af kiss]

Janis: [we’re being the most feral with this kiss your lips are going to be so swollen and bruised ‘you’re the only one that’s got cum inside of me’]

Casey: [hers are definitely gonna be too which is awkward but unavoidable because of how feral her saying that would make him, it cannot be overstated how not over it he is that he can do that and how much better it blatantly would feel than his protection paranoia with everyone else, the boy is dying here and doing the most to make her die too as far as deep thrusts are concerned]

Janis: [we are likewise so dead over this entire scenario ‘I only want you’ because could not be more obvious with how we’re matching pace and trying to go even harder here]

Casey: [‘you’ll only need me’ is now the time to yet again try and evict your brother from his life and family? no but here we are again saying it ‘for everything, anything’ how broken up all this speech is by moans and breathing etc is just SO ridiculous rn]

Janis: [it’s clearly not the time to argue with this because we’re just giving you all the positive reinforcement we possibly could ‘you’re so good’ with all the feeling in the world because mean it beyond this moment is the point]

Casey: [‘you’ with equal amounts of feeling and also meaning it in all the possible ways]

Janis: [‘you wanna be mine too, yeah?’ just using our finger to trace round your adam’s apple right now like we’re drawing a target]

Casey: [‘I am yours’ cos true and also that feels too nice to try and say anything different ‘I’ve never been nobody else’s]

Janis: [increasing the pressure we’re doing this with because emotions ‘but you’re gonna be happy about it now’ a question turning into a statement ‘cos we answer it by doing our bite moment]

Casey: [if that doesn’t make him cum idk what would so there’s your answer gal about how happy he is]

Janis: [we are OBSESSED with this reaction and this boy and his everything like that would definitely tip us over too just witnessing that]

Casey: [some things are unavoidable lads, like her then leaking milk and what he simply must do about it cos it’s a kink unlocked]

Janis: [‘oh, fuck me, Casey’ because we know it’s a mutual kink unlocked here and the chemicals it releases and the relief cannot be ignored ‘how did you even work it out’ because thinking our boobs were broken and not just admitting the obvious that we we’re stressed to death]

Casey: [a shrug cos he blatantly wasn’t expecting it to happen the first time in the chapel and that would’ve been clear af from his reaction at the time so can’t pretend otherwise really and doesn’t lie to her anyway ‘they kept going on about it in all the birth blogs, if I’d been here I’d have done it then’ because true they were all like NIPPLE STIMULATION! lol, looking up at her from this position ‘you still need to calm yourself down now she’s out’ not in a judgey way or anything just like you’re stressed and I wanna take care of that and help you that’s why I did it] 

Janis: [just making an amused noise like oh really ‘they reckoned they’d seen enough’ like the midwives couldn’t handle that boy, before we even address the your brother of it all lmao, doing a sigh like I know BUT ‘not exactly that easy, is it’]

Casey: [just going in even harder like isn’t it because 1000% that bitch]

Janis: [‘I know what you’re trying to do’ because we do but we’re fully saying that on a dramatic intake of breath there, also not mad about it]

Casey: [absolutely just fingerblasting for lack of a better term as per lol this gal also as we do this before she’s had a chance to recover from the hookup because he is very much aware of what he’s trying to do too]

Janis: [‘shit’ manoeuvring so we’re on top of him but kind of sat in his lap so we’re that close and can do our breathing each other thing in breaks between what he’s doing, can also spit some in our mouth for us, just opening our mouth so you know what we want] 

Casey: [that and the messiest makeout sesh, soz to this bed and to Jimothy whose bed it actually is but they’re feral rn]

Janis: [truly, obviously we’re using our hands to get you off too, because it’s all about the milk and playing with it in every way we can rn ‘I wanted you there’ we know you basically said it but we’re in our emotions hardcore now so]

Casey: [‘I could be her dad, a loads better one than him’ sir you do not need to say this ever or this brutally even if you believe it to be true]

Janis: [just going harder as a response]

Casey: [‘today’s only proved how piss easy we’d do it’ where’s the lie there but also excuse you not your child]

Janis: [‘yeah’ ‘cos can’t disagree with that honestly so]

Casey: [going harder as a response so she knows just how much we mean this]

Janis: [‘we can be together’ ‘cos can’t just say yes you can be her dad but we know this much at this point lbr]

Casey: [‘will be’ like a correction]

Janis: [kissing you like *are]

Casey: [so much more intense kissing happening again, soz to your lips both of you]

Janis: [really banking on how checked out Jimothy is here we all know, rude but I understand you think it’s uninterested in your everything rn so]

Casey: [sadly you can bank on that, it’s the heartbreaking reality JJ find themselves in while this boy is living his best life and couldn’t be happier ‘if there’s a next time, it’ll be me and you’ just implying that they could have a child here nbd]

Janis: [the way that would make us cum and then we just have to be there like welp]

Casey: [at least the way she would is gonna make him so that’ll distract him a bit haha]

Janis: [like oh, okay, that’s how I feel about that, nbd, a lot to unpack lol]

Casey: [don’t mind this boy just lying all over you and pulling you into him too, cos you both actually do need to take a sec to recover but god forbid we move even slightly away from each other, that’s a no from him]

Janis: [you know we’re likewise just touching every part of you because we never got to before so it’s just a constant need at this point whenever we can ‘I-’]

Casey: [‘me an’ all’ cos you don’t need to finish that sentence for him to agree as is their constant vibe, hard same whatever you were gonna say or meant]

Janis: [‘you’re agreeing to too much’ resting our chin on his chest, smiling up at him]

Casey: [shaking his head like no no, again moving her hair out of her face for the umpteenth time today]

Janis: [nods like yes yes but we’re 😏]

Casey: [‘I’m setting a good example’ nod towards this bub in her cot just snoozing ‘making sure I get everything I want and giving you what you do’]

Janis: [‘one of us should’ like I certainly ain’t, just kissing his chest and down his stomach to prove our point]

Casey: [the gasp because both the novelty of being together and the feeling of everything and anything she does being so heightened has not worn off yet and shows no signs of ‘I was gonna tell you off for saying that then but’ cos he would’ve like no don’t say that you’re doing amazing at this motherhood bullshit but then it’s like oh okay, carry on]

Janis: [going lower until we’re almost touching then like oh, you want me to stop, yeah, regardless of how long has passed since you said that]

Casey: [saying ‘fuck’ with all the feeling as she’s making her way downtown, cue me and Winnie singing that song, and then her name when she stops with even more feeling like excuse you, you better not]

 Janis: [just pausing for a tortuous amount of time, raising an eyebrow like hm, what was that, then being like ohh, I see, tracing our tongue up the entire length and then around and around]

Casey: [obvs saying her name even more indecently because we can and we will and that novelty won’t ever wear off]

Janis: [doing our heavy breathing all over you by hovering our mouth but not actually touching you]

Casey: [a sound that’s blatantly pleading without saying anything escaping in response cos you know he loves the torturous wait too much to actually end it that easily but is still dying nonetheless]

Janis: [looking up at you and smiling again but it’s way more evil this time obviously ‘you’re cute when you beg’ taking a finger and really lightly following the trail our tongue did before]

Casey: [‘you’re hot when you wanna get me to’ no lie detected]

Janis: [‘I just wanna make you feel good too’ the truth ‘you really don’t have to beg at all’ going in, finally]

Casey: [the reaction would be EVERYTHING and we all know it, plus the eye contact while she’s doing it ofc and sounds and compliments while stroking her hair and face and throat v encouragingly]

Janis: [we love to see it like we are literally 😍 at you and doing the most to get more of every reaction from you]

Casey: [we stan a supportive queen boy, thanks for always making her feel great about herself but especially rn, so glad y’all are doing the most during this alone time and thank god you are alone cos he’s being so loud rn and saying her name so much and ily amongst all these other compliments and moans you’d never get away with it]

Janis: [seriously thank the lord because nothing we’re doing is bringing any less noise and we’re actively encouraging you to totally lose it, putting his hands in your hair like you can control this if you want because that’s how dedicated we are to making you feel good tah]

Casey: [will never miss an opportunity to totally lose it so you know he is just like she will when he undoubtedly returns the favour afterwards but I like to think he lets her stay in control of this and lets her know it’s because what she’s doing feels so good cos that’s just the truth honestly and in direct contrast to every other hook up or interaction he’s had literally ever]

Janis: [we know what we’re doing here boy, even though we’re now going painfully slow because the vibe of now is taking our time to feel and relish in everything we’re able to do]

Casey: [thank god it’s a big shop cos I don’t wanna hurry you and neither of you wanna hurry rn]

Janis: [we’re not hurrying at all ‘I could do this forever’ to hammer that home when we come up for air]

Casey: [‘should’ again like a * cos we’re so into it and we need you to now ‘but that’d be a bit rude’ like don’t worry gal you’ll get your turn ‘and I’d be too shit of a mate’ proving he’s not by manoeuvring her into position and kissing down her body to kick this off cos not soz we care more about getting her in the same state as us than we do about letting her finish rn because this simply must end in another intense quickie before jimothy returns for all the reminders of earlier, this boy still very much knows what he’s trying to do lol]

Janis: [making a grumpy noise when we don’t realise what you’re doing and think you’re just stopping us like hey 😡 but then we can catch up like oh ‘so you wanna be my best friend, yeah’]

Casey: [doing everything possible to prove that yes he does haha]

Janis: [his name until it lowkey doesn’t make any sense because we love getting to say it]

Casey: [we all know he loves hearing it as well so you’ll get even more enthusiasm somehow than he was already giving]

Janis: [when we were playing with your hair but now we’re just pulling at it, bunching our fist at the back of your head ‘you are so-’]

Casey: [love that she’s a girl so he doesn’t have to stop for this hook up to happen and can just keep going instead because all the orgasms 5ever]

Janis: [thank god because we’re definitely begging you to fuck us as this one is washing over us right now]

Casey: [at least this one is only quick because neither of you can deal and not because you have to rush cos you’ve gotta go a bit gentle on her sir she did have a baby earlier and you have hooked up multiple times by this point]

Janis: [the way you’re being so loud I doubt you’d hear the door if it went, risky foolishness, luckily we’re not saying it does though but I’m just saying, we’re wilding]

Casey: [they’re beyond lucky we’re in charge of this instead of them because yeah you’re be caught immediately, you’re also welcome for the fact that we’ll give you a minute before he does come back because neither of you could move after how intense that was if your lives depended on it, especially not him having to run back to his room]

Janis: [that would be rude, we have near misses later but you can live right now, just lying here dead currently]

Casey: [‘better than what I’ve imagined’ when he can catch his breath enough to speak because she’s worried it wouldn’t live up to his imagination before and we have to let her know it has even though that’s obvious]

Janis: [turning to face him ‘can only get better, so…’ like wait ‘til I’ve not just given birth even though we know the build up has carried us through that hardcore, kissing his shoulder closest to us ‘not gonna be beat’ ‘cos we only top ourselves regardless is our energy]

Casey: [miming like he’s handing her a trophy because he’s a massive nerd, and then yet again brushing her hair out of her face because just always have to and will, so lovingly]

Janis: [pretend smacks you with our trophy here ‘your benefit, don’t take the piss’ but we’re smiling at you ‘it was good’ tone making that closer to what we mean than just how the words sound there]

Casey: [‘it’s you taking the piss not giving me one back’ like we’re so offended but can’t help smiling back and ruining that when she smiles and a nod because it was so good what even are words ‘you’re so fucking good’ feels like a understatement but he could not mean it more and in every sense]

Janis: [‘if I owe you, you’ll have to come back and get it’ like all part of my plan, thank you ‘easy to be when this is exactly what I want’ like nothing else would make sense right now also no one else]

Casey: [picking her up like he’s gonna shake her and a trophy will fall out of her nonexistent pockets like a massive nerd, not at all a ploy to just hold and hug you oh no of course not even though he is just shamelessly snuggling her rn]

Janis: [just giggling like hey, ‘scuse me but we’re likewise just snuggling and making no attempt to actually free ourself]

Casey: [fully burying his face into her because he knows he’s gotta go soon and doesn’t want to is an understatement, even more so than when they would’ve had to part ways in the chapel cos at least then he knew he’d seen her again really soon whereas this is like who knows when we’ll have more time together]

Janis: [we’re both thinking about it, stroking your hair in a way that is as comforting to us as it is meant to be for you ‘love you’]

Casey: [‘I’ll miss you’ cos he will and we can’t not say it as we’re clearly both thinking about it]

Janis: [‘least you can go and catch up on some of that sleep you missed’ trying to be positive ‘I better feed her’ because probably that time again and it gives you a reason to untangle beyond having to just because you do]

Casey: [‘will if you will’ because she is worse for it than he is and blatantly needs it more, starting to put clothes on once she gets up but not making any moves to leave because won’t until he hears the door and has to]

Janis: [going over to the cot to fetch this child and bring her back to the bed ‘yeah, waking up every hour on the hour like I’ve got norovirus’ having babies is gross like no, you can’t just eat whenever you want and constantly, fat piggies ‘I’ll try’]

Casey: [such an unimpressed face at baby Jac like it’s all her fault and so rude ‘he’ll probably have a bottle ready before you can be bothered to open an eye’ like Jimothy can sort this as he’s so obsessed with taking over doing everything for this child cos that has really annoyed us today ‘wouldn’t worry, like’]

Janis: [‘not now my boobs work’ with a look like hello, not a failure as we’re mid putting her back on said boob]

Casey: [@ this bub ‘you’re welcome’ again like we’re so offended but playfully this time like how dare you not have thanked me we’re supposed to be mates, adding a baby name that we’re trying out on the end like hmm does that suit you and then trying a few others when we decide it does not whatever it is]

Janis: [‘she knows you’re skimming some off the top’ unable to not LOOK at him briefly there ‘you didn’t ask to share’]

Casey: [@ this child ‘come on, not gonna let you starve, am I’ like excuse you bub I literally did the opposite of that by kickstarting your food supply, gotta return the LOOK always, we just simply must ‘but alright then, if you’re gonna be that dickhead, I’ll say please and everything’ and proper leaning in like he’s whispering only to this baby as he does say ‘please’]

Janis: [‘I’m on your side’ like baby Jac, you’re being well unfair, also we OBVIOUSLY are here for it for all the other reasons, reasons that we’re reminded of by this please lowkey making us do a moan under our breath here ‘she’ll think about it over her lunch break’ busy boss baby vibes]

  Casey: [‘you always are’ cos reminded of when she took our side in the car during the Jimothy row and we’re buzzing about it all over again but his grin turning to a smirk and giving her SUCH a LOOK cos close enough to hear that moan obvs and he knew exactly what he was doing so also buzzing that worked but then shamelessly distracted by the hotness ‘and you’ll think about’ leaving it as a sentence for her to finish even though we know damn well]

Janis: [‘better than saying only when you’re right’ like can’t have you thinking you’re always right, boy, especially when we’ve already given you SO much to be proud of there, shaking our head like we’re in any way mad because we so aren’t ‘you, as usual’ shrugging with the side the baby is not on, like yeah, just like every other day nbd]

Casey: [poking her on the side this baby is not on like oi but it’s too obvious we’re in too good of a mood to be in any way annoyed ‘might have a bit of sympathy for all that if it weren’t as mutual’ with a sigh like yeah I know same]

Janis: [‘never said it was a bad thing’ jokingly poking you back like is that what YOU are saying, sir ‘especially not now I have actual flashbacks to have’] 

Casey: [looking at her and this baby and back like stop it we can’t have a playfight while you’ve got this bub as if you haven’t when she was only in a towel before which was as much of a handicap ‘you’re not wrong’ like yeah that will make it loads easier than it was before]

Janis: [just grinning and patting Jac lightly on the head like well done my human shield ‘gotta be nice to me’ gesturing for him to come here ‘cos we wanna kiss him until he has to go]

Casey: [so so gently poking this bub like excuse you you’re meant to be on my side and then pulling the bae’s hair a bit less gently but still not hard as if it’s another oi but purely for the reminders really, obviously coming even closer than he was when she gestures and kissing her]

Janis: [getting a moan that is louder but still muffled because just making out now ‘I can wake you up, whenever he ain’t’ ‘cos it is illogical for you to both be up to do feeds you usually do it in a shift style, saying this between kisses so we’re breathless and sounding indecent as per]

Casey: [‘any chance we get I wanna take’ likewise said between kisses and sounding the same, kissing her even harder for emphasis on how much we mean that]

Janis: [nodding so both our heads are moved because the most serious ‘promise, we barely have to miss each other’ but we’re taking this time to bite his lip pretty hard because we’re saying we still will, a however short time apart this ends up being]

Casey: [crossing her fingers over each other cos we’re making her promise twice over so she really means it and then just having a lil hand hold which turns into a hand squeeze really hard when she bites his lip and she earns such a good moan, muffled though it is]

Janis: [‘we can do this’ stopping between every word to give him a different lovebite on his neck/collarbones area]

Casey: [just nodding because soz he can’t speak]

Janis: [‘no one’s stopping me’ like a promise ‘cos it is]

Casey: [‘you heard, better behave’ @ this bub with telling her off daddy energy because always]

Janis: [‘she’s easy’ said so casually like we’re not 😍]

Casey: [‘had me keeping on at her for ages, that’ll be why’ like full credit to me for her good behaviour thank you]

Janis: [‘your trophy’s being held hostage’ tapping his temple but lightly in a massage-esque way ‘keep up, babe’]

Casey: [making a face at her like yet again oi because we still cannot fight you and it’s v annoying]

Janis: [‘jealous’ 😏 like he’’s trying get Jac off so he can have his turn, and we are nothing if not a windup]

Casey: [‘you’ve got another one’ like if I was I’d get on it]

Janis: [backfired 😳 ‘better not’ like it’s already too specific a kink here lmao]

Casey: [just v deliberately and slowly stroking her blushing cheek like 😏 cos knew it would backfire and it did ‘it’d be her who’s jealous’ like yeah you like it more when I do it]

Janis: [‘dickhead’ but said with all the affection of course ‘dunno if it’d even work…’ shaking our head and pushing his a bit like how dare you make me think about this when you have to go lol]

Casey: [‘already promised we’ll have time to find out’ like no takebacks now as if she’s gonna be like actually no]

Janis: [‘next one could be twins’]

Casey: [holding his hands up like alright you win ‘be fucked then, yeah’]

Janis: [‘more than you know, twins are the worst’ like least of your worries honey]

Casey: [stroking baby Jac’s hair and kissing her head like thanks for being a lone baby as if she had any say in it lol]

Janis: [‘thanks from my vag, babe’ whispering to this baby, who is probably done here, offering her up for a cuddle and a burp, putting the blankie thing on his shoulder in case she sicks some up lol]

Casey: [do take and burp this child because effortless teamwork forever, giving this bub encouragement and talking to her constantly while he does because he’s just that bitch]

Janis: [can meanwhile get yourself in a better state of dressed and less messy]

Casey: [you’re very much on borrowed time and listening out for that front door so definitely a good idea]

Janis: [‘Bobby and Libi be back soon’ ‘cos why not say it’s that kind of time, big sigh ‘make sure you’re looking cute as you can, girl’ like fix your hair, check your lippy vibes]

Casey: [‘gonna say, her you wanna warn’ because soz baby Jac they will be in your grill, taking the time to tell this bub all about them both like when you introduce peeps at parties and add details kinda vibe so she knows what to expect but obvs his are lowkey shady cos doesn’t like anyone but the bae ‘can keep hold if there’s owt you wanna do before they are’ even if you only wanna just take a sec or a piss pause lol, the offer is being made to look after this baby during it because they will be a lot]

Janis: [adding in positives every now and then but very half-heartedly because we are amused by what you’re saying and don’t have the energy to defend y’all today ‘you can’ giving them both a quick face squish ‘should probably help him unpack’ shrug like as I did force him to go out and the unsaid guilt, duh]

Casey: [the absolute FACE this boy is making because he meant go and do something for yourself to continue the de-stress vibes not help your husband put the shopping away or to do anything ever, but playing with this bub with whatever toy he brought her like okay then we’re fine here bye bye]

Janis: [making a face like what as we’re walking out ‘have to’ over our shoulder]

Casey: [shaking his head regardless of whether she sees it or not in such a ffs manner because you literally gave birth earlier it’s the exact sort of time that you don’t have to and we all know it hence he’s not even bothering to say so, not to mention the fact that Jimothy probably won’t let her help anyway because he’s being weird about letting her do anything and that’s as obvious]

Janis: [gonna insist, not pregnant now, sir]

 Casey: [this boy knows that too and that’s why he’s annoyed]

Casey: Don’t hurt yourself

Janis: ‘less he brought a shit ton of 🧱s, unlikely

Casey: alright, crack on proving what bollocks point you reckon you are pissing about carrying tins of beans from the car and stacking them in the cupboard

Janis: the point that I’m not pregnant? 

Janis: as that’s apparently escaped notice, but honestly, just trying to get the freezer shit in before it melts

Casey: and how many hours has it been since you wasn’t

Janis: bit late to act like we’re worrying about that, ain’t it

Janis: come on

Casey: why ‘cause you’re a bit busy worrying about a september heatwave that no other dickhead’s heard of or what

Janis: more like ‘cos we were fucking even less hours after and have been for the past however long there

Casey: yeah and if it’d hurt you we wouldn’t have done ‘cause we weren’t doing for you to prove you could hack it

Janis: ‘course not, I’m just saying, I’m clearly alright

Casey: you just said you want him to notice you are, bit late for that if it is for anything

Janis: I’ve just had to tell him I’m capable of carrying a bag as well, that’s where the parallel starts and ends

Casey: I know you are, don’t mean I’m gonna pretend I don’t also know you’re knackered

Janis: won’t hurt getting used to that

Casey: used to you being a stubborn dickhead, it’s still doing my head in right now

Janis: courtesy for my state begins and ends at telling me what to do, yeah

Janis: I’m just trying to minimise how weird I feel around him, just let me have a go and it’ll be better for us

Casey: ‘course ‘cause I’m that dickhead 

Casey: what would I start trying to tell you what to do today for when I’ve not once properly bothered in the last decade, do what you like, forget I even said owt

Janis: I wouldn’t recommend it as a top idea but still

Janis: it’s fine, I’ll put my feet up after, promise

Casey: nah, they’ll be back getting under ‘em before you’ve chance, but you heard me, up to you what you wanna piss about at

Janis: can’t really help that, Bobby does live here, not got a lot of places to send him in meantime

Casey: leave it out making promises to me that you can hear are bollocks before they’re out your mouth or wrote down

Janis: it ain’t though

Janis: it’s about her, I can piss off to rest whenever I’m bored of sitting there watching them, not like he wants my birth story signed to him in great detail, is it

Casey: but you’ll not, you care more your husband stops treating you like you’re infectious, that’s what this little show putting the shopping away is and that’s what this’ll be

Casey: if you piss off to bed even when you need to, you think it’ll be that keeping him treating you as if you’re in no fit state to do sod all

Janis: Jesus, no it fucking ain’t and no it won’t

Janis: it’s annoying I got down here and he tried to get me to fuck off but I offered because I feel guilty, that’s it, none of whatever the fuck is going on in your head

Casey: Oh right, your massive regrets are loads better, tah for clearing that up, like

Janis: I didn’t say regret

Janis: obviously I feel bad for him

Casey: fuck that, he don’t for how he’s treating you or he’d not still be doing it

Janis: yeah but if he did this to me I’d never get over it

Casey: there’s no need for you to, if he can’t get it up for you he’s not gonna anybody else

Janis: well I didn’t actually reckon he was gonna go fuck one of my sisters to even the score

Janis: I’m just saying, even if it’s what I want, I know it’s shit behaviour

Casey: and I’m just saying he don’t care about you why would you about him

Janis: he don’t not care at all

Casey: Where’s the proof of that meant to be

Janis: he’s still trying to do loads for her, if he didn’t care at all, he wouldn’t

Casey: we’re not talking about her

Janis: I dunno, alright

Janis: but to both look after her we’ll have to give a shit about each other a bit, so he’ll need to meet me there not the other way ‘round

Casey: long as you see where I’m coming from, I can shut up about it, made my own bollocks point already

Janis: I get it

Janis: I’m not doing any of the shit you said I was though

Casey: alright

Janis: alright

Casey: in a bit then

Janis: do you wanna bring her down when they come in or you want me to come get her now

Casey: Got an ear out for the door, don’t worry

Janis: thanks then

Casey: no sense you carrying her and the shopping round

Janis: shut up, you’re the one told me to fuck off

Casey: no I never, I gave you a hand and you decided to give him one

Casey: thought you might’ve fancied the tea you didn’t get earlier, it’s nowt to do with me that you’re checking off the shopping list

Janis: why would I wanna sit and have tea on my own for

Casey: flashbacks

Casey: I dunno, you live with a load of dickheads who’ve gone from expecting you to be their fucking mum to reckoning you’re not able to do none of it for them now you’re hers, and you was in hospital with high blood pressure for it all not long ago

Janis: first part, maybe

Janis: but last thing I need is to sit about and think about all that nonsense on my own, tah

Casey: I never said you had to think, but would it really kill you to sit for a sec

Janis: why can’t I sit with you and her

Casey: can if you want, you who pissed off downstairs

Janis: you who said I should, dickhead

Casey: were not, dickhead

Casey: you went running soon as he got himself back here, I’d not ever tell you that’s something you should do

Janis: fuck’s sake boy

Casey: Bring my tea up and we’ll maybe both be your mate again

Janis: I wouldn’t have gone nowhere if you hadn’t of bloody said

Janis: and if you wanted your tea that bad, should’ve just asked

Casey: I just did ask and I only offered to be bloody nice, as you’re gonna have her every hour, fuck’s sake

Janis: I’m bringing the tea, would it kill you to work on being a bit of a bastard instead

Casey: see what I can do

Janis: won’t hold my breath, you’re alright

Casey: probably still counts as nice anyway if I’m doing it for you since you asked, soz mate

Janis: oh well

Janis: you gave it a go there

Casey: I’ve said, anything for you, so

Janis: I just want you though

Casey: come here then

Janis: [do once you’ve actually made the teas this time]

Casey: [hug her immediately obvs even though it has to be a 1 armed sort because we’ve got this bub who I like to think he’s done another nappy change for and made look super cute ready for Bobby and Libi to meet her nbd]

Janis: [again help hold this baby so you can hug properly ‘idiot’ we’re talking as much to ourselves as you and it’s affectionate, touch whatever clothes you’ve been put in baby Jac like look at you girl ‘maybe we should’ve left you looking a mess’ giving him a look, like Bobby and Libi are gonna want their own now she’s looking too cute]

Casey: [just hugging for absolutely ages cos we hated that lil domestic happening immediately, but eventually giving her a look back like don’t worry Bobby doesn’t have it in him cos full offense where’s the lie him and Libi aren’t getting together for years and years yet lol, and picking up this tea and drinking it like I said what I said haha]

Janis: [just snorting like lmao, soz guys, we know it’s true and we’re just happy to not be arguing on the low ‘can always threaten her with my birth story separately if needs’]

Casey: [resting his head on her shoulder because wanna be as close to you as possible despite this baby and this tea ‘and make it sound loads worse’ cos we all know he’s read some horror stories while doing all his research]

Janis: [‘obviously’ ‘cos apart from the blood pressure panic, it wasn’t a bad one, giving him a kiss on the top of his head]

Casey: [‘probably don’t bring up the next one’ cos it’ll be even easier cos he’ll be there is what we’re saying]

Janis: [‘probably not yet’ like that’d be news to everyone lol ‘our secret, that’]

Casey: [‘unless it’s twins’ like 1. You’d have to tell Libi that to put her off and 2. You’re not keeping that a secret from anyone because the bump would be crazy big]

Janis: [‘you wish’ ‘cos now we’re just thinking about how much we’d both enjoy that pregnancy]

Casey: [‘yeah’ cos now he’s thinking about it and ngl he shamelessly would be so into it, soz lads we’re denying you that]

Janis: [we’re just staring at your lips rn ‘remind me why all these other dickheads are here again’ ‘cos you truly can’t but doesn’t stop it being any less tempting]

Casey: [‘dunno’ cos we do mean ugh why are they here but more importantly we’re hardcore leaning in to kiss her and expressing why can’t or wouldn’t we rn because all we wanna do]

Janis: [going for the step up from a Hospital Kiss ™ being like short but intense making out with tongues, so you could break apart quickly if you needed to but you’re confident you’d hear someone still because not getting fully carried away here despite wanting to]

Casey: [when you can’t be a noisy bastard how you want so you’ve gotta position yourself and this gal so she can feel how into it you are instead as if she’s not gonna know unless you’re doing the absolute most at all times, sir I hate to break it to you but it’s not a secret, it’s giving slight throwback to when y’all were in the car honestly and we’re about it]

Janis: [at least this time we don’t need to pretend we’re not doing what we’re doing here because it is so blatant ‘I missed you’ whispering but right in your face obviously]

Casey: [I love how blatant you both are, soz baby Jac you asked for no part of this ‘I missed you’ with so much emphasis and feeling like he’s saying he missed her as much if not more]

Janis: [thank god you’re just bebopping unable to remember or understand a damn thing hun because we are just dry humping here like we got nowhere to be, least Bobby slams doors because he’s deaf lol]

Casey: [y’all are insatiable today but we get why and we’re all here for it so live your dreams, you’ll always hear Bobby making the most noise always without realising, bless him, and we’ll say he is and it’s not Libi shutting the door to do you that favour]

Janis: [God bless, just gently taking this bub like time for your debut ‘enjoy your sleep’ ‘cos we know you’re not coming down for this meet n greet, giving you a final softer kiss as we get up]

Casey: [‘I’ll try’ as she goes because he will even though you both blatantly wanna go to sleep together and would sleep better for it, cos it’s not to be rn lads, giving her hand a final squeeze, pulling her back just slightly to do that as a good luck and goodbye for now]

Janis: [making baby Jac do a lil wave and blowing a kiss]