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Uuuuuhhhh.... As much as I love Deadpool, I can't tell if this is good or bad 🤣

Doing one of these but with my mutuals after seeing this image on my dash today!!

..Y'know he may be the god of war but.. I'm not mad. No, no not at all. :)

@xxgalacticambitionsxx @hatbox-apologist @ghostingyourass79 @kittieshauntedourfantasy @emerald194 @thatonerabbit @comical-icicle

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He’s just a girl your honour 😔🙌

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LOOK LOOK!! I FINALLY FINISHED >v<

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Hehehehe ❤️💛 more fart

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“Logan is such a dog. “Logan is such a cat.”

NO!

Logan is such a Wolverine!!

Now, I know people are not hanging out with mustelids much (except people who keep ferrets) so here are some fun mustelid facts to use in your fanart/fanfic/dirty fantasies.

Mustelids have THE BEST FUR! These are the minks, the ermines, the nertz, the stoats. Wolverine pelts used to be incredibly valuable and there is no warmer, softer, shinier fur available. The animals spend a lot of time grooming and will NOT let dirt linger.

(Does this explain Logan’s hairstyle? Does he keep carding his hair upwards? Does he comb his sideburns with a steel comb he keeps in his back pocket?)

Mustelids have large anal glands. These are used to coat their poop in a strong-smelling substance that they use for marking territory by leaving the pungent poop in prominent places (otter, mink, wolverine, weasel) or social latrines (badgers).

(“God damn it, Logan PLEASE FLUSH THE TOILET!)

The anal glands are not sexual organs - but I’m not saying they couldn’t be.

(Is that your prostate, honey? It feels different?)

Mustelids also have glands for marking territory on their chest and bellies. While running, they often slide on their bellies also, to mark their preferred route.

(“Why are you laying on the sidewalk, peanut? “No reason.”

There can be a long gap between mating and pregnancy. Mustelids have delayed implantation of the embryo which means it can be from one up to eleven months before the fertilized eggs (generally several) attach to the uterine wall and thereby start pregnancy/ embryo development. This delay is influenced by seasonal changes but also lack of food/ other resources.

(“Logan stared at the positive pregnancy test. How did this happen NOW?”)

Wolverine fur gets sun-bleached in the summer. The coat is (individually varied) dark brown with lighter areas in winter but gets nearly light brown in the summer, especially on the back.

(Frosted tips, anyone?)

Female wolverines keep a home territory of 50-350 square kilometers which they defend against other females. They are solitary animals, but the cubs will live in the mothers territory for at least eight months before they set out to find a place of their own. The territory of the males is larger (600-1000 sq km) and therefore encircles approximately 3-6 female territories (or would, if they weren’t endangered).

(“Yeah, I used to live at the mansion. Jean and Scott also had rooms there.”)

Wolverines love to break stuff. In zoos, if given the choice between food in a bowl and food inside a sealed cardboard box, they will choose the box and tear it to shreds. They will keep destroying the box even long after it has opened and the food has been scattered.

(“Happy birthday toooo Looogan … WHOA!”)

Male mustelids have a baculum (penis bone). The tip of the baculum is curled and the urethra is relatively small in some species, making passage of a catheter difficult.

(Uhhh … I’ll leave this here if someone wants to touch that.)

Wolverines eat mostly reindeer and other ungulates in winter. They take down large prey by ambush from trees, or by outrunning them if the snow is loose, since their big paws let them run on top of the snow whereas hooves go through it. They generally kill with a bite over the back of the neck (not front of the neck like canines). Smaller prey gets the base of the skull crushed, mustelids jaws can produce higher torque than those of other carnivores. In summer they eat berries and smaller prey.

(“I thought you liked strawberry pop tarts?” “Yeah, but it’s more of a summer thing, you know?”)

(“Reindeer? But what would Santa say?” “To you? Hoe hoe hoe.”)

When they have killed a large animal they dismember it and drag the parts away for safe-keeping. This has given wolverines a reputation of being able to eat an entire reindeer in a day, but they don’t. They can tear apart even frozen carcasses.

(“Why do you always order more than you can eat, snookums?” “What’s your problem, Bub? I’ll get a box for it as usual.” “But the fridge is FULL of boxes already.” “So I’ll put it in the freezer.”)

They also eat carrion and roadkill.

(Logan, no …)

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Naranbaatar Ganbold • “Wolverine”

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