#definatly

[todays-xkcd]

A really mean prank you can play on someone who's picky about words is to add a 'definitely->definitively' autocorrect rule to their keyboard.

Definitely [Explained]

Transcript Under the Cut

[A chart with definitely and various alterations, each with a meaning.]

Definitely - Definitely Definetly - Almost Definitely Definately - Probably Definatly - Probably not Defenitely - Not Telling (It's a surprise) Defintely - Per the Prophecy Definetely - Definitely, Maybe Definantly - To be decided by coin toss Defanitely - In one universe out of 14 million Defineatly - Only the gods know Definitly - Unless someone cute shows up Defiantly - Defiantly

[Caption Beneath:] People think the word "definitely" is often misspelled, but it's actually just several words with different meanings.

[scrunckled-idiot]

Medic kissing a tiny?🥺👉👈 pretty please (if you want ofc^^)

be careful what you wish for

[epicfeather]

Mcsm go brrrrrr

[ninjasmudge]

For that one shit poopoo color pallet thing you could do the wife left me for narilamb divorce arc

i like to imagine this is the meeting before nari asked them to sacrifice themself

[jeff-guy]

this photo gives huge spider god vibes, which is unbelievably fitting for hornet.

so. anyway. yea.

sorry I haven't a clue what the source of the image is ill try to find it I got it off yt

[pessimisticbreadslice]

Just a thought :)

[weirdandproud-of-it]

What I love about sqh is you can’t ever put him in the “I’m begging you” “then beg” scenes cuz hes already on the floor making you feel awkward before you even had a chance to say no

And it works

[missinglaterals]

Drag-King Clown named Hank or Hanky (he/him)

[time-woods]

so i uh i uh had this au idea- completely indulgent on my part- it literally has no plot, when i had the idea i sent this barely comprehensible paragraph to my friend, i had to make sure SOMEONE got it

the paragraph in question:

  “ au au wher harry is a washed up superstar an kim was in a undrground rock band an harry was in the audience where they were playing their last song at- anb then he hears that they ar disbandingfd an after th show harry goes up 2 kim an is lik "i actually know a thing or 2 abt music- we shoul totally play 2gether or somthjsin" kim refuses- later he goes back 2 that local bar he an his band played at- jus to get a drink and the bar does karaoke nights and low n behold harrys on stage singin his heart out- kim takes note of this and like "wow hes actually pretty good' and after his musical numbr he sits down at the bar, kim then goes to sit next 2 him and talk 2 him. they chat it up then kims like "hey do you know (incert song name here)?" harry nods and hes like "yes why?" kim then drags him ovr 2 the kareoke machine an shoves a mic in his hand ands like "duet?" with a smirk and harrys al;l like "you bet" with his typical shit eating grin an and and”

idea for the whole amnesia thing in this au would be something along the lines of the game, waking up from a bender and having no clue who he is, but putting together the clues that he *was* a ‘supastar’ and still thinks he is but alas he is out of the spotlight and has been for years. Wandering about he sees a flyer advertising a bands final performance at a near by bar, harry goes out of shear curiosity etc etc  they sing together and blah blah blah stereotypical music au. in conclusion, i am so sane and normal. 

here are they fits: ther ar 2 wolves inside of you and they ar both madly in lov

[ye-olde-tardis]

You're telling me. You're telling me. That David Lister. DAVE LISTER. stopped Rimmer from committing suicide. (Because that's LITERALLY WHAT THAT WAS. HE WAS GONNA UNPLUG HIMSELF and DIE.) he stopped him from committing suicide by. Comparing him to moonlight. Fucking MOONLIGHT. what the fuck what the fuck‽‽‽‽‽‽ AND IT WORKED‽‽‽‽‽

[sir-fluffbutts]

the staff barbecue this week will be bussin

[stitchwraith-stingers]

♥️🏳️‍⚧️

[scrunckled-idiot]

tell me this isn't them.

look me in the eyes and tell me this isn't them.

[p2ii]

redraw of this image but theyre similing happy :)

but srsly tho the way theyre staring... big ole eyes

[leprechaunbitch]

Can we take a moment to talk about the very real lore implicatons of Clef either Litterally, Metiforically/symbollically, or some form of rebirth of Satan. Becuse it's kinda insane.

Espically beacuse a lot of the lore of the founded is VERY rooted in Gnostisisim, Judasim and a very small dash of Catholicism/Cristianity.

The deer imagry for him instead of goats is intresting. Beacuse, deer represent God taking care of people, devotion, and even killing evil kings. But Goats are just, the opposite of that, they represent tyrants.

In Judasim, Satan is an angent of God who tests the faith and loyalty of his fallowers. And only dose these tests with Gods permission.

In Gnositsisim, Luficer (who is often conflated with Satan), is a Gaurdian, Savoir, and some belive to be the 'true God'.

The best I could find for Satain in Gnositisim is that it is the liberating serpant and bestower of knowlage (Ironically his real name, Francis, has the spiritual and bibical meaning of free or free man).

We all know the Catholic belife of Satan/Lucifer. Angel or Jinn revolts agenst god and get cast into hell, big evil man. He's the deciver and originator of sin.

This could be taken as a litteral representation of the foundation. A deceptive organization that dose terrible things but for the good of humanitity. Witch makes a lot of sense.

But past that, and since their are VERY real biblical figures contained as SCPs. CLEF IS LOOKING REAL SUSPICIOUS.

Like the way Clef acts it's implied to be the Catholic interpretation. But when you actully take a look at the rest of the SCP lore and put it all into perspective. Its just very intresting. Espically for Clef when considering what he actully is.

[fazgoo-connoiseur-1987]

The bear and rabbit thing extends to the fact that Henry actually is way more dangerous than Bill- he has a much greater capacity for violence and he's just better at it. In any other schenario he'd be the one doing the murdering, I think.