#deer in headlights for sure

[allastoredeer]

When writers/artists draw Lucifer carrying Alastor I lose all sense of reason It's beautiful and hilarious bc I wish their was a moment where Alastor short-circuits, comes back to reality and tries to struggle but Luci is STRONK and not taking his BS

Another fun one is where Lucifer sneaks into Al's coat (I am intrigued by this one I WANT A FANFIC OF IT-) that idea broke my brain because the POTENTIAL

Like Lucifer sneaking around as tiny animals asdfghjkl

I am so weak to Lucifer carrying Alastor around with ease. I have a headcanon that whenever Alastor is scooped up, by anyone, they've got about 5-10 seconds of him being too stunned to do anything before he starts biting. He just O.O because suddenly his feet are off the floor where once they were on the floor, and his brain is working to connect the dots.

Lucifer sneaking around as tiny animals is the best. One of my favorites is of him curled around Alastor's shoulders and neck as a snake. There's just something so 🤌 about it.

[thebibliosphere]

Shoutout to my new hair stylist who heard me say, “I work in Queer Romance” put away her scissors and just straight up buzzed my back and sides without being asked to 😂

Also hi, if you’re the individuals who recognized me in the village, thanks for being super sweet about my outfit and sorry if I was awkward.

I was not prepared to get complimented quite so enthusiastically followed by someone doing a double take before yelling,“wait... Are you on Tumblr?!” in front of a crowd of people 😅

[squorttle-pox]

please. i need alastor with his hair up so we can see the side of his head. second set of ears or smooth flesh prairie?

[venomgaia]

just wanted to say i love your heathcliff art with allcof my heart. Thank youALSO DO YOU HAVE A TWITTER

WAAAH THANK YOUUUU

i love drawing him....hes such a neat guy, i hope things get better for him cuz he's havin A Time

[silverraes]

yeah this is what hardened criminals look like

[monty-glasses-roxy]

i can't help but think about how nervous roxy must've been before her first show man; poor baby girl must've been so nervous 😭

She was! And if she's nervous then she's probably gonna fuck it up from the nerves so now she's even more nervous!

Monty and Chica kept sneaking by to see her during the day to hype her up for it. She was hiding out in the Raceway practicing, trying to calm herself and they helped a lot. So did the Minis. They hung out with her and cheered her on until she had to go get ready for the show.

What I like to think about Roxy, is that she wasn't actually ever planned to play the keytar. She found it in a storage room and played around with it instead of practicing her actual instrument that was being forced on her every few seconds and it just sort of became her thing. She loves her keytar! She learned how to play it all by herself and she's very proud of it!

So the time of her first show comes along. The techs have all set up the drum kit for her. They've never heard her play, but she's programmed to, so even if she's never played before, it'll naturally come to her as she starts to play. Sure, she might sound bad for the first few seconds, but she'll pick it up fast.

Roxy has in fact, never played drums before. She knows she should pick it up, but what if she doesn't? What then? She'll look like an idiot and the show will be ruined!

She ends up showing up to the show maybe a minute and a half before it starts. They don't have time to stop her, she jumps onto the stage lift, keytar in hand, shitting absolute bricks looking for the drumkit that Bonnie is now sat at and ready to play because they thought she wasn't coming and oh shit oh god she's petrified now. Chica and Monty are right there, calming her down whilst also panicking themselves because oh god what is happening what are they supposed to do now oh shit oh fuck

And then the show starts. After a wobbly start, Roxy just fucking goes for it with her keytar. She absolutely nails it and ends up having an absolute blast with it. She's shaking like a leaf as the stage lowers and her tail is a whirlwind, she did it!! She fucking did it!! Her first show was a success!!

And now she uses a keytar every time and because of how well that debut went, Fazbear had to scramble to change all of their advertising and merchandise to match lmao that's what they get if you ask me

But yeah, she was absolutely a nervous wreck for a good few of her first shows. Monty, Chica, and sometimes Bonnie would help her out a lot though. They're so fucking proud of her for that first show too, they're so excited for her when she didn't get into trouble for changing the plan at the last second like that. There's so much that could have gone wrong but it ended up going so much better than expected and Roxy was a big hit so that was a huge relief to all of them

[alluringlittledeath]

How do you need to be touched?

gently.

you need to be held as though you're going to break. you need someone to trace your scars like cracks in a wall, crumbling. their touch is almost painful; you've been without it for too long, without someone to hold you. but, you cannot bring yourself to pull away.

stolen from @bloodtwin

tagging: whoever hasn't done it yet!

[slaythespire]

on relation to that last post, the longer i work retail the shorter my fuse becomes on people with 0 social skills coming up to me at work LMFAO im sorryyyyyy

[mikkaeus]

begging house to be stop being self destructive for once and go with what his shoulder is telling him

[pwurrz]

“mm… little serpent?”

“y-yes?”

“you’re not very good at lying.”

[thetwotorches]

「ああ…こぼれ落ちる涙はお別れの言葉

何も聞かず、ただ僕の胸に手を当て微笑みを浮かべ

君の頬に口づけを…僕は君を忘れない もっと強く抱き締めて僕が空に帰るまでー 君の細く透き通る声が僕を離さない もっと強く抱き締めて僕が消えないように…

僕が消えないように…」

[trainingdummyrabbit]

where in the goddamn are yall coming from

[stinkrascal]

i play as daveth basically 100% of the time unless i need another party member’s skills for a specific task, but in my head shadowheart is the one who leads their party and daveth just follows her around like a lost puppy

[ofcowardiceandkings]

i need to stop having art ideas when my backlog is already so massive lol

[tim-official]

the current trend of "tumblr users embarrassing themselves by proudly announcing why they don't listen to any music made by black people" is really astounding.

i cannot help but think this is a direct result of liberal White Guilt and how people have interpreted "anti-racism" as form of cultural self-segregation - the kind of person who thinks trying to cook chicken curry is cultural appropriation, or sends white people anon hate for wearing a kimono (yes, this kind of discourse happened). like, "oh, no, i could never participate in this culture, i'd get my evil white hands all over it! it would be more Progressive if I only did White things."

if you're a poc you've seen this, i'm sure - this deer-in-the-headlights stare you can get from white people when you play music / show art / share a story / anything that is Racially Coded, this total refusal to actually engage with it out of fear that it is in some way Wrong for them to have any opinion on it. because they read somewhere that it's bad to use AAVE but the only lesson they actually learned from that is "gotcha, white people are not allowed to interact with other cultures as punishment for my White Crimes. this helps to fill up the gaping pit of my white guilt and makes me one of the Good People." this transforms their discomfort around non-white cultures (black culture, especially, i should add) into a kind of virtue

anyway if you are white and reading this. go listen to some fucking haliu mergia. ethiopian jazz. will knock your dick right off. go listen to rap or reggae or bollywood and have a genuine reaction to it - like, an actual, from-the-heart reaction. you are allowed to not like some of it. but you will definitely like at least a little. yes, you can compare it to lemon demon (or whatever) if that helps you get into it and that's your only point of reference. maybe don't say that part out loud. but don't, like, separate yourself from it, like you are seeing it in a museum and the only polite thing to do is go "ahh, huh, very interesting, so much culture here."

[lustbcrne]

Kae getting his first taste of actual aftercare with someone would most definitely blue screen if they give him a kiss and start pampering him after, send tweet-