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Behold, the gayest board state. yes that did come up naturally in a game... yes I did build my deck to be as gay as possible.
#magic the gathering#mtg commander#boardstate#stupid game#ral zarek#saheeli rai#deck so gay#attacking my planeswalkers is a hatecrime
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they shouldve done a community laser tag episode
#troy and abed decked out in their inspector + reggie looks????? troy jumping in front of abed so he doesnt get lasered??????????#n then troys like “abed... i love you” and abeds like “i know” except this time he has to go on without troy#epidemiology parallels bcs i love these mfs#jeff n britta having sex in the dark and getting the study group fucking banned from laser tag#shirley going feral like THIS IS FOR JESUS!!!!!!!! killign and murdering everyone#ANNIE BEING SO COOL AND AWESOME WITH HER GUN N HER LITTLE OUTFIT THAT MAKES ME HAVE A 234789324th GAY AWAKENING#community#community nbc#troy barnes#abed nadir#trobed#troy and abed#six seasons and a movie#jeff winger#britta perry#shirley bennett#annie edison#chang being !!!!?!??!?!?!! WTF !!!!!!?@!??!??!?!?@#Q#@U$*#$ dpulling the most insane shit as usual
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magic the gathering girlies please tell me your stupid decks for your favorite formats I need enrichment and someone to talk about my decks to
#mtg#mtgcommunity#magic the gathering#magic the card game#lgbtq#trans girl#trans woman#pls i'm just so trans and so gay with such a dumb little attraction to mill and rat tokens#i need someone to talk to about it#to find me hot for my mtg deck building fuckery
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Jan 31st - Shuffle - @wolfstarmicrofic - word count: 597
cw - subtle smut
He'd found the pack of cards in his father's study. The drawer was usually kept locked. But Kreacher had been tasked with reorganising some papers and had left it open. It had taken only a moment for Sirius to slip inside the room, to consider quickly what to take, and to swipe the small box. It was light. Easy to conceal. The ornate and gilt lettering, embossed into the leather, had him intrigued.
The Ashmedain Deck.
He'd never heard of it. Although he was hardly surprised. Grimmauld Place was full of dark magical artefacts that his parents took little care to conceal.
So these cards must be different...dangerous...his father's secret...
Safe in his room, with a chair propped under the door handle for good measure, Sirius sat cross-legged on the floor and read the back of the box:
An enchanted deck that will reveal,
Dark desires best concealed.
Beware to those who do not know,
The fantasies the cards will show.
Sirius' curiosity momentarily wavered. Perhaps this wasn't such a good idea? But even as the thought had crossed his mind he had opened the box, tipped the cards into his hands, and had begun to shuffle.
There were no further instructions. Sirius acted on instinct. He fanned the cards out on the floor before him, the backs of the cards facing upwards. He closed his eyes and cleared his mind as though using them for divination. After a moment, Sirius moved his hand, hovering over the cards, waiting for the sensation to come. He paused when it felt right. He opened his eyes, reached down and flipped over the card.
Sirius felt an initial thrill of disappointment. The front of the card was blank. But as he inspected closer he noticed a shimmer ripple across the card. An image had begun to form, out of focus and unclear. Sirius wasn't certain, but it looked like the curve of someone's calf. The card's magic seemed to fix. The image froze.
Sirius growled in frustration and flipped another card.
This time the image was clearer; two legs intertwined. A sense of unease began to creep through him. But there was temptation, too...
Another card. More legs. Draped across a body. A body he recognised as his...
Sirius hesitated, his heart racing, his fingers pricking as he considered whether to continue...
... But he needed to see...
... Just one card more...
He swallowed hard and flipped another card.
This card revealed a torso, lean and scarred and naked. Sirius knew the torso well. He had seen it many times. But not like this...
... But he had wondered... and he had noticed... but he still wasn't sure what it meant...
The cards seemed to know.
He flipped another. The image rippled. Collar bones and shoulders. The back of his head, a mess of dark hair, tumbling across the skin of someone else...
He flipped another. A jaw. Lips parted in exaltation. A mouth flecked with scars.
Just one more card, a voice inside him seemed to whisper. He felt hot. His head swum. Guilt and shame and desire fluttered in his stomach. He knew that he should stop...
... But he had to know for sure...
Sirius flipped the card. The scene appeared. His breath caught as he watched the image, lips fusing, hot, and frantic. Familiar hands raked through his hair.
The picture froze. Whether it was temptation or the magic of the cards, Sirius did not know. He felt his hand reach out again as though he couldn't stop it...
... He had to know...
... He wanted to see...
... Just one more card...
Today was a free choice, so I gave @glassf1re the option of coming up with the word for today. The Ashmedain Deck is a device of my own creation.
#mauraders#wolfstar#remus x sirius#the marauders#ashmedian desk#remus lupin#marauders era#sirius black#dead gay wizards#microfiction#wolfstar microfic#wolfstar microfiction#wolfstargazer microfic#wolfstargazer microfiction#shuffle#so i guess Sirius found Orion's dirty card deck#if anyone wants more stories with this card deck let me know#ashmedain deck
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Pro gamer hours (playing tetris and ranking E on every single stage)
#I downloaded almost twenty games onto this steam deck but the pull of tetris is STRONG#how tf am I doing so badly I am stacking these things high before I break em’ down#me#my face#gay
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I'm imagining Cass and Gale attending a rave now and the image makes me so happy.
They would love raving so much.
#fully decked out in glowstick bracelets and necklaces#gale is babbling about like the chemical reactions in glow sticks#especially if they get a little drunk first#i feel like donnie would actually be rather beloved on the party scene#like he throws down but is also super interesting to listen to#he's often surrounded by a group of drunk girls who have no idea what he's saying but are hanging onto every word#he'd be in the powder room conducting drunk girl court they go in to fix their makeup and end up sitting there for a half hour#moved to tears by his explanation of how the laser shows filter through the fog machines and look Like That#idk i was never a party gay i have attended one rave at it was at an anime convention so a very PG rave#tigerclaw deployed to make sure they stay safe and just standing off to the side with his rbf on and arms crossed the ENTIRE time#though occasionally his foot taps#but he'll deny it#donatello#cassandra jones
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Why...why did he...play possom like that.....why did he choose to fall down like that-
Also what the HELL is on the bottom of his shoes- is it one of those design choices?? Or...like a coin? A poker chip? I need answers please...
#sir...mr pimp daddy your ass is IN THE AIR OLD MAN#well i knkw what im gonna do- (opens a doc)#...SINCE I GOTTA DO EVERYTHING AROUND HERE!!!#Since no ine else voices how they want old man c-#.....them dilf lovers pretty quiet since the possum dropped-(dead on the floor AHAH)#okey anywas him- mr 💫💫💫 around his poor head#...wanna hold him becuse i have a firm believe that..well that CANT feel good sfter#getting decked in the face by shadow and all....#clutch the opossum#sonic posting#idw sonic#sonic#sonic idw#.......yeah been thinking biut this a lot-#HES SO GOOFY LOOKIN#he and nack should be gay married i say this again#or he and fsng for those who dont knkw hik as nack-
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Mmm, please consider, Lower Decks, but Boimler is a very recently out trans woman, and Mariner is a trans woman who's been out and transitioned for a while, and Beckett 'mentoring' Brad is actually just her being like "Come on girl, we're gonna get you on some E and then I'll show you all of the replicators best sweater patterns because you're about to be cold all the time."
#lower decks#star trek#beckett mariner#brad boimler#st lwd#lwd#was just talking to one of my baby gays about this#she went on E over the summer and now that it's winter she's like 'WHY is everything so cold“#and as someone whos always had an estrogen based enderon system#I'm just sort of like join the fucking club bitch 🤷♀️#this is why I'm always in jackets#*endocrine#also I stand by the fact that Boimler has Egg energy
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happy pride month!! heres my fursona on a sick-ass skateboard
#i want that deck so bad i will make it real someday#my art#furry#fursona#pride#gay pride#trans pride
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I have successfully boiled my problem with most of the izzy reads that i hate down to a sentence:
he's not sexually repressed, he's emotionally repressed.
#they are different and ihave paragraphs and paragraphs of thoughts on it#but dressing like a leather daddy and holding your hand over an open flame and literally everything else he does#is not the behavior of a man who doesn't know or realize what gets him going#he's not closeted. he's not homophobic. he thinks having Any Positive Emotion not related to violence makes you vulnerable#[and he's right for his experience and circumstance but i won't touch that now]#his conflict is emotional; ed's ability to captain isn't compromised by his being attracted to a man. it's compromised by Having Feelings.#their ability to survive a world that wants them dead isn't compromised by either of them being queer; it's compromised by being SOFT#by having WEAK SPOTS#pets are a weak spot. lovers are a weak spot. get rid of them to stay safe. not out of spite.#not out of a disdain for those relationships themselves. out of disdain for what Feelings Do To You#idk man maybe i am simply emphatic about this nuance because i get—more than I would like—the impulse to be SAFE#even at the cost of your self and some chances at being happier#he doesn't even care that lucius is gay in the deck scene and i'd go so far as to say he doesn't really care that lucius is slutty#insofar as. like. he doesn't know him and pete are open. from a monogamy-normative perspective it's a betrayal.#your partner being unfaithful when you expect them To Be is ALSO A THING THAT CAN GET YOU KILLED#like idk i just. i think people don't get how much of him is about safety?#and i know the show's created this atmosphere of 'homophobia isn't a real threat'#but they haven't removed the violence and danger crews other than stede face for Other Reasons#so. he's very security-driven. and that's why he speaks to me.#and it's annoying that people just make 'lol izzy's closeted' 'peak homophobic gay' jokes instead of. engaging. with the shit izzy AND ED#went through to make them emotionally closed off the way they are#THE SENTENCE IS A SENTENCE BUT THE EXPLANATION SURE ISNT
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ALSO the two queer girlies on the enterprise immediately ganging up on Boimler like. They Can Sense It. They Know.
#my 'boimler is queer but experiences comphet' hc is so real#those were 3 gay people at that table idc idc#star trek#star trek lower decks#Star Trek strange new worlds spoilers#star trek strange new worlds
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ik were all nostalgic for old tumblr but maybe we should leave the infantilization of gay (and especially trans) men in the past thanks
#lgbtq+#gay#transgender#straight women who are incapable of being normal about gay men existing this is mostly about you btw <3#about a year ago now some girl me and my then bf vaguely knew was like “omg you guys are such precious little gay beans”#i punched her#thats not a joke i genuinely decked her#maybe im unfairly calling out straight women for this shit but ive literally never seen it from a man so idk#a straight woman will call a gay and trans man her little uwu smol bean precious baby and not see a problem with that#its wild#everytime it happens i have to sit and go fucking christ i thought we left this shit in 2014#idk why im a hater on main today i think im in a bad mood idk#everytime im in a bad mood i post some shit like “being homophobic is bad” and nobody sees it but it makes me feel better
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How did I miss this until now lmao (it’s very possible this is fake/a joke, I stumbled upon it and don’t know anything more than that)
#the chain of events that lead me to this information is so funny#started with Steven ogg#then I went looking for a movie and a movie clip that was used in a Lana edit#only to find the account that created it was nuked#but I find their new account and someone commented on one of their new edits gta 6 might have Queen of disaster#anyways it probably won’t be on the final station lineup#but I would like to know which rockstar employee even knew about this song to begin with#it’s gatekept by the girls and gays so I just imagine we got an ally on deck#I would very much like to drive Lucia around running people over to this song tbh#cafa#gta#gta 6#grand theft auto#grand theft auto 6#cafa oc
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very pretty moth i just saved from the evil paws of azula (my cat)
#r#it did nottttt want to get off my finger after it crawled on it to get away from my cat#so i put it up against the railing on the deck and then very gently nudged its back leg so it would walk off on its own#and then lightly blew under it just to see if it could still fly and it can!! immediately flew toward the light lmao#anyway . back to this gay post i was writing#cw moths#SORRY... forgot that tag even tho i used to literally have a severe phobia of moths#cw bugs#another tag i need to get better at using
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anyways. holding linebeck gently
#some assorted untagged linebeck thoughts tonight cuz hey why not its been a Day of ups and downs and he’s been there in my mind#sometime this month i do want to make some images of him w/ the pride flags of my hcs so general gay and then mlm and then intersex#general post ph crew rundown theres linebeck and then damien is bi and trans and bellum doesnt fucking care and link is figuring it out#so its half we got it and half man i have other things to worry about#i feel like you put linebeck and midna in a room and they are gay/lesbian buddies mlm/wlw solidarity thats what they are to me#anyways. revisited my post abt possession aftermath effects. you can probably tell i enjoy hurt/comfort/whump#smth darkly funny to me abt extremely sick and delirious linebeck and worried link kinda hanging out in his room#with link being like i bet youll be fine!!! you’re recover youre fine. and linebeck just saying kid i have rabies symptoms#anyways he lives hes fine he survives the magic squid rabies. to calm the characters nerves and my own ive decided that once hes well enoug#linebeck and link decide to visit the fairy queen to get some kinda divine checkup and to get the closure of. linebeck is fine he’s fine#nothing malicious is lingering youre good just. get some more bed rest#i do like the idea that when hes got some minor injury to the degree of some little papercur linebeck is incredibly bitchy and whatnot#and then when he’s in genuine danger of dying he’s eerily chill abt it. while recovering from possession one day when he can walk he just#chills on the deck when theres no breeze just smoking. ofc hes terrified inside but fuck if hes going to be obvious abt it (when lucid)#could tie that to his trauma n whatever ig but rn i dont have the energy to really think on it idk hes had enough bad injuries#and has found that when hes actively distressed crying out and whatnot didnt really get people to help#like its smth he learned early on his brother was there and there was just enough but like yknow. wasnt ingrained ig#thats a different thing to be lumped into the idea of him learning that its fine to be more vulnerable abt what you feel n need n want#prob smth he practices with link i mean damien is good but he needs to learn to listen instead of assume for that first bit#uhhh. earlier today i almost made a vent post but didnt but i think the gist was god i need to stop comparing other loz things to my iwn#bc it never never ends well. anyways. uhhh. came up with a possible post ph story arc for bellum n link#and decided to revive an older one with link and linebeck. post ph is really really just its own thing tbh#ofc meant to be a sorta fan sequel thing but between the disregarding of canon sequel stuff and not really adhering to the feeling n whatno#its just its own thing and i like it. ill prob delete this later
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I got so caught up in the euphoria of new Star Trek that I forgot SNW has some of my least favourite writing of the new shows. I think I’m frustrated with it because there are so many aspects I SHOULD like! On paper I SHOULD like this show more than I do! I just do not vibe! :(
#Happy for everyone who loves the show so much god I wish that were me#tagging for my own blog's sorting system not here to be a dick#it is only dethroned by season 3 of PIC for my least favourite writing#but. STOP TALKING ABOUT GENETIC MODIFICATION STAR TREK. IT HAS NEVER BEEN GOOD. IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN BAD. ALWAYS.#EVEN THAT ONE BASHIR EPISODE THIS IS A HOT TAKE I WILL TAKE TO MY GRAVE#(but there are other things that are good about that Bashir episode)#It's too nuanced and difficult of a topic to handle in a 45-60 minute episode. It really is#Children should never be blamed for the sins of their parents etc etc but it is SUCH a double edged sword#what they did with La'an was neat I guess. something something facing ancestral ghosts that put guilt on your shoulders#Like at least this guilt and trauma isn't entirely needless like the Gorn shit#It makes sense that a descendant of HIS would have complex thoughts and feelings. Just wish it was a descendant of a DIFFERENT#genegic augment from Earth's history. Makes the universe feel SO SMALL#The La'an episode got me reluctantly back into being willing to see where they're going with everything because it was a decent episode#I mean I'll watch the Lower Decks episode no matter what but I was hoping the show would grow on me more this season#and it still hasn't really#There are fun elements (Funky old engineer lady! Still mad about killing off the season 1 guy but she's fun! I'm so gay for Ortegas)#I want to like this show more so bad! :(#but I'm just overall not vibing :(#star trek#snw
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