#debbie graves

[eroticlamb]

cathy limb (left) and debbie graves (right) in the 90s ₊˚⊹♡

posted this 2 the wrong blog before oopsies

[princesssarisa]

Have you visited all these celebrity graves? I've obviously visited some of them – several I visited just today – but not all.

Maybe next time I come to LA, I should visit Forest Lawn Hollywood Hills for the first time, and see Debbie Reynolds and Carrie Fisher's tomb and Judith Barsi's grave, among others.

[alanhunt]

The Love Boat, "Marriage-A-Thon Cruise" Opulent Season 4 opener shot on location in the Carribean ♥️🏝️

[bitchpack]

damn deborah's sister is a cunt

[halflingkima]

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[l1ndseyper3z]

Gallavich headcanons cause I'm tweaking out about them

- mickey loves bands (basically confirmed in 1-07 cause of the radiohead shirt) and the first time he heard I Love You by Fontaines all he could think about was ian so that's basically their song to him

- mickey runs cold, ian runs hot

- I kinda get the vibe that after a while Terry's death actually started fucking with Mickey kinda in the way Monica's death fucked with Ian. it made mickey get kinda clingy but Ian didn't mind

- in s5 when Ian broke up with Mickey. it was 100% self destruction, he'd seen Monica and didn't want to drag Mickey into what he thought he was destined to be

- ian calls mickey baby and anyone who teases mickey about it gets threatened cause mickeys a softie who will never admit it

- although Mama Milkovich canon is unclear, I think she died somewhere in season 1 after being ill for a while. it definitely fucked with mickey and I believe that's why he ended up hooking up with ian. he thought because she was gone he had no reason to live and was just winging life. he was definitely close with her

- some songs that make them think of each other are Arms Length - Sam Fender, Open Wide - Inhaler, The Craving - Twenty One Pilots.

- they're such girl dads this is not up for discussion

- I think they end up having one kid, a girl. mandys the surrogate and she basically ends up being mickey with red hair

- mickeys a big Eminem fan cause I said so and once he has his daughter mockingbird RUINS him

- I imagine the first time Mickey held his daughter he literally just sat there for hours in awe and all the Gallaghers were just like woah ian you've managed to break mickey what the hell

- they're such good dads

- if their kid ended up with bipolar they'd deal with it so well

- honestly they're the ones most likely to break the cycle

- ian is generally clingier but mickey doesn't mind. he actually quite likes it (although he'll never admit that out loud)

- ian fell first, mickey fell infinitely harder

- mickey gets quite emotional sometimes, I mean you saw how much he cried over ian. I think finally coming to terms with all the shit he went through hit him like a truck around the time terry died

- ian is big spoon

- cause they're little domestic bitches one of their favourite things is ian reading a book while mickey naps on him or next to him and ian messes with his hair with his free hand

- people act like they don't engage in pda but they TRADEMARKED pda

- mickeys too possessive to not like pda

- mickey and debbie plus ian and mandy. lethal

- ian loves seeing mickey fit into the family. family's a massive thing for the Gallaghers so seeing mickey blend right in makes ians heart melt

- ALSO seeing mickey do anything domestic like laundry or shit makes ian horny just saying

- mickeys scent 100% grounds ian. it's what he was around at the peak of his bipolar and it brings so much comfort to him

- hence why they share clothes so much

- mickey just likes robbing all ians shit cause why not and ian loves smelling mickey

- going back to if they had a bipolar teenage daughter mickeys literally the best dad ever

- needs a day off school cause shes struggling? absolutely let me call them.

- she feels like shit? come here we'll get comfy on the couch and watch a movie

- doesn't wanna take her medication? talk to me about it, tell me why and I'll explain why you should, we can try new stuff if you need it

- mickey hated ians black hair

- after they banged in prison for the first time they were lay there and mickey just went "why u not a redhead anymore? you look like a fucking idiot"

- part of him being such a good dad is because of terry but also because he's genuinely a gentle person deep down and it just took security and comfort to bring that out. plus he wants to make his mum proud

- everytime ian sees mickey with their daughter he just like falls into a puddle on the floor

- they visit Monica's grave every year. mickey doesn't really like her but he wants to make sure ian stays connected to her

- same with mickeys mum, they visit her a lot

- everytime they go into the Kash n Grab when they're in the southside they just giggle. it's so goofy to them now

- they see Jimmy Steve's dad out somewhere one time and they're both like 😦😦😦

- they're such bad influences

- always up to some dumb shit

- basically they're all of our parents and I love my sillies

[thatnonameuser]

If two yandere are in a relashionship would they see their other as an equal or force the title of darling upon them?

Surpringly, it's actually a very healthy-unhealthy relationship.

If two yanderes are in love with each other, then they'll be completely dependent on each other like the most toxic of leeches, but they'll both be completely happy with one another.

Darling and darling relationships are actually very similar to yandere and yandere relationships, except for two major differences. Yandere relationships will never end, and the couple will never fall out of love.

While all yanderes are different, their relationships are actually quite wholesome. think Morticia and Gomez, or Fester and Debbie if the couple is has a sadistic or manipulative and an obsessive. They'll kill for each other, die for each other, and live for each other.

The roles of partners vary from family to family, as yanderes love their partners more than anything. Some might want to work, others stay at home, but they have mature conversations about these things like a normal couple.

The only couple problems are made out of jealousy, for example a coworker being too close, they'll argue about it, but after they’ll spend a romantic evening burying that homewrecker in a shallow grave.

Some other things they do are 'kidnapping staycations' where one partner is kidnapped so that the yandere can get some 'alone with darling time'. Or little murder trips on the TWST version of Valentine's Day to get rid of the homewreckers threatening their love.

Their kids, yanderes and darlings, will also be affected by this kind of relationship. Yanderes will, without a doubt, believe that this kind of life is what they should search for every moment of their lives. Darlings will be raised to be willing partners, fueled by their parents' love, thinking that this kind of life won't be so bad.

But to add:

A yandere loving a yandere with a darling of their own can also happen. In that case, a polycule is established with the yandere allowing their yandere-darling to have their darling if it means they'll be a willing partner back to the yandere. While there is more jealousy, they can navigate it together, after all two yanderes are happy and one out of two darlings are willing, it's perfect.

[omgfangirlland]

Oh my God I just love seeing the bat family going through all the emotions when they think that Lex and Slade are dating reader

What if through a series of misunderstandings they think reader is dating Talia though?

This is such a funny idea but it'll literally break the batfam into their early deaths 😭😭

All I can think of is this:

Batsis holding Talia's hand because they're about to cross the street and Talia has zero trust in (people) New Yorkers: :|

Some paparazzi, about to make millions as he rubs his hands and smiles like the Grinch: Look at this opportunity, sitting right in front of me-

Later, Bruce turning to look at Alfred while putting his newspapers down: Alfred, please do me a favor and call an ambulance, my heart is about to give out.

Alfred, seeing the photo of Batsis and Talia holding hands and the big title "The Sorceress cheating on Lex Luthor and Slade Wilson with a woman? We sure hope so." : Of course, Master Bruce.

The idea would put Damian and Bruce specifically in an early grave :)) Granted, I think Damian would be- smarter about it isn't the word I'm looking for- strongly in denial? about such things. It's the gossip section of a newspaper- there's nothing there to be trustworthy no matter who shows on it. (He's writing to his mother with shaking hands and teary eyes)

Bruce has skipped the five stages of grief and just accepted death. He doesn't even want to think rationally about the facts- the idea alone is enough for the man to age 50 years and want to retire in an early grave.

Tim is honestly not surprised, mainly because of how little he thinks of the Al Ghuls- and it isn't incest, it would be if it was Damian (Bruce has another heart failure when he hears that). All in all, it could be worse, it could have been Ra's. (He's trying to cope with logic and facts but the event keeps him from sleeping for a whole week. He denies it though.)

Dick... he has lost it- he has started taking bites out of the training dummies, depression has entered the stage- he's calling CPS cuz what do you mean Nolan is letting my baby sis(grown adult), a teen, date anyone- He had to be sedated.

Steph, Duke, Cass, and Barbara know better than to believe that- the idea still makes them take at least one day off to just process the thought that, maybe, in a different life, that would have been true.

Jason who Talia kind of raised for a while, half awake, while scrolling through his social media: Our MOM???... This would kill B... Huh. Why didn't I think of this? Our MOTHER???

Jason finds the truth, duh- but the rest of the family doesn't need to know. (he finds the way everyone is having a mental health crisis over this too funny)

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Batsis, while pouting and browsing the section with Debbie, Lois, and Talia: They didn't call me pretty once (T_T) They called you beautiful 30 times-

Lois, snorting: Good to know where your priorities stand.

Talia: (✿◡‿◡)

[atthedugouts]

Remember when I said I wanted Iggy to help dig up Monica's grave? No? Anyways, enjoy!

The Gallaghers meet Mickey and Iggy outside the graveyard.

“Are you sure you guys want to do this?” Mickey asks.

“What and have you guys steal the pound of drugs?” Lip asks.

“They’d probably dig up the wrong grave,” Fiona states.

“I think they can handle digging up Monica’s grave,” Ian defends.

“Your boyfriend has your own name spelled wrong,” Fiona says.

Mickey rolls his eyes. After all these years Fiona still takes any opportunity to talk down about him and his family.

“He’d probably dig up a Megan Gilbert or something,” Fiona continued.

“Haha,” Mickey says sarcastically to divert the conversation. “Get the shit Iggy.”

Iggy opens the trunk and reveals a whole collection of shovels.

“Why do you have so many shovels?” Debbie asks.

“For my job,” Iggys says, like she should know.

“Are you a grave robber?” Carl asks.

“No, I work for a non-profit that organizes groups to plant trees and shit all across the city,” Iggy explains.

“That’s what you do?” Mickey asks, surprised.

“You don’t know what your brother’s job is?” Ian asks his boyfriend in disbelief.

“Fuck you,” Mickey responds. “Like you know what everyone in your family does for money?”

“Uh, yeah I do,” Ian answers.

“You really work for an environmental non profit?” Debbie asks as she takes the shovel from Iggy.

“Yeah, when I got out of Juvie, what, like seven years ago? I had to do like 300 hours of community service. My PO hooked me up with this group and I liked all the digging you know. I stayed and somehow made it on to their payroll,” Iggy shrugs. “I lead rich teens around the city and show them how to plant trees and they get something on their stupid resumes which make their lonely pill addicted moms grateful and then I get laid.”

“Yeah that sounds right,” Lip says after a moment of stunned silence from the rest of the group.

“All right gang,” Fiona says, grabbing a shovel from the trunk. “Let’s dig up a dead mom.”

[dc-megatournament]

DC Ladies Only Tournament

Match ups for Round 1

Thanks to @circlejourney for their tournament bracket generator. It really helps make these a lot easier.

PLEASE DO NOT SUBMIT ANY CHARACTERS FOR THIS TOURNAMENT. EVERYTHING IS ALREADY PRE PLANNED.

There are 400 DC Ladies in this tournament. Lets see whos the best of the best.

Leslie Thompkins vs Gamemnae Tula vs Pandora Powerhouse/Naomi McDuffie vs Spoiler/Stephanie Brown Sky Alchesay vs Giganta Sungirl vs Black Canary/Dinah Laurel Lance Susan Shoemaker vs Freefall (tie) Scandal Savage vs Black Alice Cupid vs Elvith Superwoman/Lucy Lane vs Virtue/Holly Ann Fields Psi/Gayle Marsh vs Sue Dibny Lodestone vs Silver Slasher/Ki-Lan Queen Bee vs The Wanderer/Vitoria Phantom Lady/Dee Tyler vs Nicki Jones (tie) Madison Payne vs Silver Banshee Redwing/Carrie Levine vs Martha Kent Hera vs Dorothy Spinner Kathy George vs Godiva Barbara Gordon vs Dream Girl Dawn Allen vs Lana Lang (tie) Wonder Woman vs Vicki Grant Marilyn Moonlight vs Maxima Otho-Ra vs Coil Thorn/Rose Forrest vs Sayeh Livewire vs Nubia Zealot/Lady Zannah vs Phantom Lady/Stormy Knight Alex Danvers vs Vengeance Moth Bulletgirl/Susan Kent vs Plastique Jenny Sparks vs Nemesis/Soseh Mykros Emerald Empress vs Stargirl Blackstarr/Rachel Berkowitz vs Jayna Magenta vs Saturn Queen Inferno vs Maps Mizoguchi

Darla Dudley vs Tao Jones/Siong Spider-Girl/Sussa Paka vs Sojourner Mullein Roxy Rocket vs Blitzen/Valerie Kameya Star Sapphire/Carol Ferris vs Battleaxe Crow Jane vs Wink Onyx vs Psyche Shadow Lass vs Maggie Sawyer Arkham Knight vs Atlanna White Canary vs Rocket Shay Veritas vs Naomi McDuffie Julie Madison vs Iolande Shimmer vs Catwoman/Holly Robinson Willow Zimmerman vs Peek-a-Boo Lady Frankenstein vs Nightshade Crazy Jane vs Lyssa Drak Katana vs Sabina Punchline vs Bolt/Alinta Laodice vs Jinx Catgirl/Kitrina Falcone vs Lady Shiva Supergirl/Linda Danvers vs Wonder-Woman/Peng Deilan Gazelle vs Jenny Quantum Fever vs Brick House/Marta Emilia Harcourt vs Summer Pickens Aquamaria/Maria vs Juniper Bleez vs Avery Ho Zatanna vs Firebrand/Danette Reilly Mirage/Miriam Delgado vs Dreamer Swift/Shen Li-Min vs Caitlin Fairchild Arisia vs Mayfly/Moon Robinson Silver Swan/Vanessa Jane Kapatelis vs Beast Girl/Kareli Carmen Leno vs Lightning/Jennifer Pierce Inza Nelson vs Atomica

Jeyra Entinn vs Mongal Sister Superior vs Lois Lane Blackfire vs Alanna Strange Libby Lawrence vs Saturn Girl Cheshire vs Silk Spectre/Laurie Juspeczyk Looker/Emily Briggs vs Power Girl/Kara Zor-L/Karen Starr Comet/Andrea Martinez vs Halo Space Case/Casey Brinke vs Knight/Beryl Hutchinson Nina Mazursky vs Breeze Nudge vs Cameron Chase Vixen vs Magpie Poison Ivy vs Rose Wilson Sublime vs Jaquar Lena Luthor vs Enchantress Lady Clayface vs Quantum Queen Snarlgoyle vs Akka Sarah Essen vs Artemis Crock Flashback/Sara Quinones vs Ventriloquist Antiope vs Little Miss Redhead/Janie Ice/Tora Olafsdotter vs Freak Katharsis/Kulap Vilaysack vs Doctor Poison/Marina Maru Speedy/Mia Dearden vs Harley Quinn/Dr Harleen Quinzel Beautiful Dreamer vs Operator Misfit/Charlie Gage Radcliffe vs Ryan Wilder Batwoman/Kathy Kane vs Jade Mercy Graves vs Firehawk/Lorraine Reilly Maya Ducard vs Black Orchid Sidewinder vs Iota/Isadora Wellington-Smythe The Whip/Shelly Gaynor/Michelle Gaynor vs Defacer Janissary/Selma Tolon vs Guillotina/Necahual Martinez Bumblebee vs Menagerie/Sonja Tiffany Fox vs Alura-El

Divine vs Killer Frost/Louise Lincoln White Witch vs Abby Holland Wildcat/Yolanda Montez vs China White Lady Vic vs Bekka Crimson Avenger/Jill Carlyle vs Adeline Wilson Andromeda vs Phantom Girl Verdict/Sam Payne vs Cheetah/Barbara Minerva Carrie Kelley vs Vicki Vale Grace Choi vs Jolt/Carlotta Rivera Harmonia Li vs Manteau/Roxie Hodder Circe vs Amazing Woman/Erik Storn/Erika Strong Amethyst vs Catspaw Celsius vs Thunder/Anissa Pierce Faora Hu-Ul vs Emiko Queen Hawkgirl/Kendra Saunders vs Traci 13 Deep Blue/Mizuko "Debbie" Perkins vs Manhunter/Kate Spencer Savant vs Kole Weathers Lara Kent vs Raven Sleepwalk vs Phillipus June Robbins vs Andrea Allen Sonia Sato vs Scream Queen Faith vs Steel/Natasha Irons Nocturna vs Knockout/Kay Fury Flatline/Nika vs Jessica Cruz Huntress/Helena Bertinelli vs Flamebird/Bette Kane Madame Xanadu vs Cheetah/Deborah Domanine Miss America vs Phase Liar Liar vs Golden Glider Thunder vs Chameleon Girl Cat Grant vs Cyborgirl Linda Park West vs Cyclone Shrinking Violet vs Lori Lemais

Sparx vs Aura/Lindsey Wah Red Canary vs Kristen Wells Tremor/Roshanna Chatterji vs Manitou Dawn Jesse Quick vs Bonny Hoffman Empathy/Lucia vs Kathy Branden Tanya Spears vs Dawn Granger Meow Meow vs Iris West Allen Lightning Lass vs Isis Copycat vs Fatality/Yrra Cynril Sensor Girl/Princess Projectra/Wilimena Morgana Daergina Annaxandra Projectra Velorya Vauxhall vs Artemis Grace Trajectory/Eliza Harmon vs Gimmix/Jacqueline Pemberton Strange Visitor vs Lara Lor-Van Valentina Vostok vs Shrike/Vanessa Kingsbury Mad Harriet vs Silver Sorceress La Sangre vs Karin Grace Lian Harper vs Chloe Sullivan Wither/Jade Tice vs Lori Morning Gypsy/Cynthia Reynolds vs Goldstar/Michelle Carter Mary Marvel vs Voodoo Blacksmith vs Killer Frost/Crystal Frost Batwoman/Kate Kane vs Fire/Beatriz da Costa Dusk vs Lilith Clay Iris “Irey” West vs Dolphin Yara Flor vs Night Girl Queen of Fables vs Miss Martian Terra vs Monstergirl/Rita Lopez Phantom Lady/Sandra Knight vs Lisa Jennings Lady Blackhawk vs Djinn Aquagirl/Lorena Marquez vs Hope Taya Renee Montoya vs Solstice Nightmare Nurse/Asa vs Amanda Waller Phantom Lady/Jennifer Knight vs Nightstar

Thara Ak-Var vs Talia al Ghul Killer Frost/Caitlin Snow vs Dr Mid-Nite Big Barda/Barda Free vs Starfire Gotham Girl vs Hawkwoman/Shiera Hall Cheetah/Priscilla Rich vs Bombshell Queen Clea vs Doctor Multiverse Catwalk vs Gilotina Weather Witch vs Jennifer Morgan Wonder Girl/Cassie Sandsmark vs Medusa/Dr. Myrna Rhodes Mera vs Chaos Kitten Heatstroke/Joanne vs Dr Light/Kimiyo Hoshi Mindboggler/Leah Wasserman vs Puff Enigma/Quinn Nash vs Silk Spectre/Laurie Juspeczyk XS vs Princess Andy Tuppence Terror vs Tarot Silk Spectre/Laurel Jane Juspeczyk vs Shocking Suzi/Jo Hamill Hippolyta vs Bright Eyes/Sienna Lopez Batgirl/Cassandra Cain vs Tam Fox Temper/Avia Joby Weinberg vs Supergirl Mother One/Rachel Lynn Rhodes vs Donna Troy Maxine Baker vs Duela Dent Urcell vs Atlee Little Barda vs Coagula Linear Woman/Liri Lee vs Madame Rouge Bratgirl/Merissa Cooper vs Dr. Francine Langstrom Empress/Anita Fite vs Windfall/Wendy Jones Primer/Ashley Rayburn vs Argent/Toni Monetti Alysia Yeoh vs Element Woman/Emily Sung Maria Mendoza vs Jinny Hex Hawk/Holly Granger vs Elasti-Woman Christine Blaze vs Arrowette/Cissie King Jones Teen Lantern vs Summer Zahid

Forerunner vs Ice Maiden Matrix vs Iron Butterfly/Kahina Eskandari Dawnstar vs Esper Lass/Meta Ulnoor Catwoman/Eiko Hasigawa vs Encantadora/Lourdes Lucero Beauty Blaze vs Ya’Wara Catwoman/Selina Kyle vs Cir-El Pantha/Rosabelle Mendez vs Bulleteer/Alix Harrower Ursa vs Bluebird/Harper Row

[wrinkly-fucking-qtip]

i wonder how many times Ian visited Monica's grave when Mother's Day came around those years he still lived at the Gallagher House... if he went into stealth mode and left at hours that would allow him to come back early as fuck, no one batting an eye cause it's Ian. or if he actually never visited and waited till he moved out cause he knew Mickey would never judge him for that, Ian endlessly appreciative...

i was just imagining Ian asking Mick to come with him this time and they're there. he's sharing a moment. Just when they think they're alone, they hear Franny come to them, much older. Debbie appears and they're both shocked to see each other in this cemetery. Debbie asks him if it's the first time he comes around, so does Ian. cause after all, all the Gallagher kids felt her death, regardless of what they took from it and in different ways of course, but they felt it.

Debbie and Ian are at the receiving end of it. those two Gallagher, redhead, middle children definitely shared that unspoken "Monica" situationship, Ian's being more obvious ofc, and even more direct for obvious reasons.

idk, i just wonder...

[aurumacadicus]

The thing that gets me about when people are talking about Addams Family Values is that everyone assumes that Debbie is gone? She's not gone. She's just buried. (This is proven when her hand finally breaks through the soft earth of her grave and grabs Joel.)

Like. It's the lore. An Addams cannot kill another Addams. Wednesday and Pugsley are trying to kill each other because they know they won't succeed, they're just trying to see who can be the most creative at murder. Just because Debbie has married into the Addams family doesn't mean that she isn't a true Addams. (Again: Evidenced by her hand coming out of her grave.)

Debbie is coming from relationships where no one listened to her. "Her reasons were frivolous and materialistic!" Uh, maybe, but they were also a symptom of NOT BEING LISTENED TO BY PEOPLE WHO WERE SUPPOSED TO CARE ABOUT HER. Her parents couldn't even listen to her long enough to get the right fucking doll. And guess what? The Addams listened to her and sympathized.

Less "Morticia and Debbie would have been such good friends if she hadn't died 😔" and more "Debbie learns what a loving family who actually listens to what she wants feels like and has to learn not to expect them to think less of her and her wants. And also she tries to kill everyone because that's how Addams show affection."

[tht0nesimp]

Home Sweet Home

Yandere Gallagher family and foster(?) kid reader

tw: incest if you squint, entrapment, blackmail, violence, The Whole Family Finally Works Together!, not much Debbie or Carl, nor V or kev, not time specific I guess Idfk just pick a season when their in school, restraints, drugging, reader try’s to run away

Summary: Running away goes bad, and you receive your just punishment—and perhaps some unjust punishment as well.

“Where do you think you were fucking going” Ian scream, tapping his finger against your forehead “Is it empty in here? God, and to think Fi thought it was ‘alright’ if you went off on your own for an hour or two” Ian sighs and looks around the street, crossing his arms, giving you the same disappointed look as last time. “We’re walking home, everyone will deal with this once we get home” Ian moves you away from the street and further on the sidewalk, grabbing your arm to keep you from sprinting across the road “No! Please! Don’t tell! We can make an excuse?!” Ian’s grip gets tighter, and for a brief moment you wonder if he forgets he’s been doing ROTC for three years and karate for even longer, and could easily fracture your wrist.

“Now they have to hear about that too” Ian walks till he’s dragged you home, opening the door to the place and looking at you like a impatient mother, clearly not in a great mood. You usher in, wanting to make him be in as good of a mood as possible when breaking the news to everyone. “Carl? Go get the handcuffs from the van!” Ian yells out to Carl, who’d been sitting absentmindedly on the couch got up and ran out the back door towards the van. “Ian i promise it won’t happen again but you can’t—“ “Lip!” Ian ignores you and sets you onto the mattress in the living room—something that pissed you off.

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“What are you doing?” Fiona yells out to your in your space under the stairs, quickly pulling the curtain back as she heard you talking. “Nothing, just talking to myself” you say quietly, not wanting to alert any more attention to it. “Tell, now” Fiona gets angrier by the second “Really I’m just talking to myself I promise” “Nah, grab your mattress, can’t trust ya, your sleepin in the living room” Fiona crosses her arms and shrugs, mind already made up. “That’s not fair!” Your voice carries more defiance than you thought you had left “One more word and Ian and Lip will be sleeping on the couch tonight to guard” Fiona points to the living room before walking off, no doubt to plan however many kids wanna sleep in the living room with you.

♪───Ｏ（≧∇≦）Ｏ────♪

But that was a few months ago, and you’ve been so good, so so so good all the time. You let Lip tutor you and let Carl talk to you about girls and guns, you play with Liam, Drop lunches off at Ian’s work since you earned back going out alone, even telling Debbie about puberty and playing big sister! That has to count for something for you, something to help your case here! Eventually they sit you down on your mattress with and circle you, sitting in front of you on all sides, the normal position for when they rip you apart

You could have been hurt—Your weak!

Your being ungrateful—Your stupid!

We can’t handle this right now, but we will if we have to—Your trouble!

We took you in, before us, you were nothing!

Not good enough!

So you wait for the barrage, but it doesn’t come, only sighs and quiet footsteps. “I know your gonna hate us right now, but this is for your own good” Lip opens a kitchen cabinet and gets little baggy of pills, Fiona follows closely and gets a slice of plain bread.

“From now on, with every meal, three of these” Fiona places them on the plush pillow in front of you “Over my dead fucking body” at this point, you might as well dig your grave deeper “Take em, now” Fiona’s voice gets a little firmer, patience quickly evaporating “You all are crazy! Batshit crazy!” Your face stings as a hand comes down to slap you “We are protecting you! Stop being pathetic and take the damn pills kid!” Fiona storms off, angry no doubt.

“Get her jaw” lip stretches his arms back a little and nods to Ian, Carl and Debbie simply seem to watch in amazement from afar. “I’ll take them” Lip grabs them “See, I would trust you, but you did just try to become a godamn runaway an hour ago” Ian grabs your jaw, locking it open and moving your head a bit. Lip drops the pill in dry, they let you suffer through the chalky sensation for a few seconds before pouring a small bit of coke down your throat. Debbie hesitantly approaches as you cry, leaving a blanket at the edge of the mattress before turning to Carl “We should leave her alone now” they all seem to listen, albeit Lip and Ian stay around in case somehow some manhandling is needed but attempt to atleast isolate you by staying in the kitchen.

It must be hours later as the pills begin to wear off just a little “Ian…Lip…Debbie…Fiona…?” You were hungry, and thirsty, and you realized months ago that in situations like this your best option was to ask quietly and make yourself as small as possible. Lip groggily wakes from what must be an alcohol induced coma, tapping Ian’s arm and waking him. “It’s like…6 in the mornin” Ian groans but gets up from his position on the couch. He and Lip get up, walking in stride to the kitchen to get you food and water, Ian returns with a plate of toast and an egg “Where did you even think you would go?” Ian stares dumbfounded “No other family, when will you just accept that you belong in this house? Y’know we tried to be nice, let you do shit you wanted, but you keep proving you’re not trustworthy!…Maybe it’s time for a permanent spot in the living room” Ian sighs and get back onto the couch “N-No! I was so good I was just trying…I just wanted some alone time out” Lip returns from the kitchen with a cigarette “Alone time is for big kids, and you’ve been acting like a quivering pussy all day” Lip laughs even as Ian nudges him a little.

“Where’d Fi put the pills?” Lip narrowly avoids getting his ash on Ian and searches around the dark living room, turning on a lamp and finding the baggy on the nightstand next to the couch “Deb made cookies, I’m gonna go get one, make her take the damn pills” Lip gets up and leaves you and Ian, who puts the pills on the plate and stares at you expectantly. “Now” You have no choice, so you pick your dignity and take it with the small plastic cup of water.

“Dickhead…” you mumble as Ian and Lip sit on the couch with a cigarette “Big talk for someone sitting in front of two people she’s partially dependent on survival from now on” Ian laughs a bit at Lips taunt and they talk about whatever stupid shit they have going on.

It wasn’t fair, nothing in this house was ever fucking fair. The Gallaghers barely let you take two steps without coddling or yelling at you. Even Debbie and Carl are protective, albeit Carl doesn’t really give a shit most of the time, but still! Ian can have his shitty boyfriend Mickey, Lip can have his shitty girlfriend Amanda, Debbie and Carl can date older people, but the second you take foot out of the house it’s like you’ve sold yourself off at the corner? That’s bullshit! You let the thoughts boil around in your brain before the world plucks you back off of fantasy land and into reality as Ian turns the lamp off, laying down and getting an extra blanket “Prolly shouldn’t give it to you but its cold tonight, sleep, you need it” your hands don’t move quite right from the pills as you go to grab it, wrapping yourself in it as much as possible and squeezing your eyes shut as if to push demons out.

In the morning, you wake in a hazed fogginess to the typical shenanigans of the early Friday morning—it’s summer, so atleast they won’t make you do school work while you sit there. “Hi little dude” Lip picks Liam up and puts him in his high chair, talking to Fiona about something offhandedly for a few minutes. Debbie and Carl are upstairs fighting over the bathroom, and there’s clothes being pushed down the laundry chute. Fiona comes over, key in hand, and squats down. “We are gonna get you a shower after breakfast, I’m gonna uncuff you, and you are gonna be the good kid i know ya are” Fi smiles and chuckles, the lock clicks and you sprout up, still dizzy and disoriented as you make your way over to the dining room table. Putting your head down to block out any chance of light getting into your glassy eyes.

You can hear a plate slide onto the table infront of you, a cut up slice of toast and eggs, and no doubt another serving of the satans damned drugs. “You want me to take her with me to work?” Ian seems absentminded as they discuss “I was gonna walk down to the pool or on the L…” you let your voice slip out, even though you know the inevitable response. Fiona hugs you, and you can hear her let out a breathy sigh “If she goes with you, no drinking, and no strippers or anything” Fiona leans on the counter a bit while she talks to Ian, smiling as she pats him on the back. “Alright, Lip? Wanna chill with us in the living room while I get ready for work?” Ian calls out to the older boy, the two bringing your plate; and by extension, you, into the living room. Ian doesn’t say much as you plop down onto the couch, until he starts working on shorts for his job.

“Lip, this really isn’t easy! Hey, grumpy, are my cuts even?” Ian twirls around in the much too short shorts. “You look like a stripper” you let yourself sink further into the couch, eyes drooping as you slowly blink “Lip, you wanna stop by later? I’ll get you a free beer?” Ian continues his conversation with Lip like the comment never happened, something you should be happy about, considering it was one less argument to deal with.

You stare at the ceiling for however long it takes for Ian to drag you and his duffel bag out of the house, jogging much too fast for you to keep up. “Hurry Hurry!” Ian laughs, the usual giggle of his manic episodes. How you wish you could call him fucking crazy and be over with it. Once you finally get to the damned club, Ian seems to happily leave you off in some secluded area, an indoor gazebo with rows of beads instead of a real door. You attempt to avert your gaze as much as possible, seeing Ian grind on some old man’s cock wasn’t particularly pleasant.

The hours pass, Lip stops by, and eventually the wee hours of the morning come and Ian is sitting next to you. “Let’s get you home, ok? The bar doesn’t have much in the way of uhm food but I found some crackers in the back…let’s take our pills together I guess?” Ian chuckles and slings an arm over you as he relaxes a bit, in nothing but his dancing outfit and a coat. He pops his in his mouth and grimaces before washing it down with some sort of fruity martini, eyeing yours and grabbing the bowl.

“Food first!” Ian holds it up to your lips, you grimace but fake a smile at the noises he makes and open your mouth for the dry food. After a few more, Ian finally relents and hands you the pills, opting to grab you a glass of ice water instead of alcohol—definitely not surprising seeing as how you weren’t really allowed to drink.

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“Your fuckin wasted” Lip lets out a frustrated laugh and runs his fingers through his hair “I’m not wasted” you defend yourself, one beer doesn’t count as wasted lest your an anemic 11 year old. “Maybe we should have you join ROTC with Ian, learn some damned respect” Lip slams a cupboard before noticing the expression on your face. Your fear makes him calm down just a little. He brings you home, albeit it’s suspicious he even knew your friends and you were gonna be drinking, he brings you home for what wasn’t the first nor last time he would drag you away from your friends, ruining any chance of a social life. You mutter curses under your tainted breath as he opens the front door, godamn crazy Gallaghers…

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Ian manages to call a cab, nearly as foggy as you are. Lip accompanies you on the few blocks home, him and Ian being the typical amazing brothers they are (to each other, of course, to you, they’re the devils Fiona’s helpers). You absentmindedly follow, counting your steps against the warm concrete and enjoying what stars you can make out, hoping to appeal to Ian’s more sympathetic side, you sit down in the yard and stare at the night sky. “Gotta go in” you muster a little huff “Please? It’s so pretty, no one ever lets me come out and looks at the stars with me….” You pretend to want to spend time with him, looking at him with big watery eyes “Well…Why don’t we open the window in the living room, should let some fresh air in, you need it” he smiles, whether he knows what he’s doing or not is a mystery but he pulls you up and happily brings you over to the front door, you get one last good look before your being yanked through the doorway and into the kitchen. Lip waves Ian off to go change and it leaves just you and him at the table.

“You know, everyone’s gettin real tired of the teen runaway shit man; you gotta mature, you aren’t exactly setting a good example for Debbie” Lip lectures for a few minutes before Fiona sleepily comes in the door, hugging you before digging in the fridge and taking off her shoes “You take your new meds with Ian?” Fiona asks “Yeah, with crackers” you mumble, making Fiona put her hands on her hips and look at you. “Crackers? Ian’s gotta figure out some real food next time, I think we’ve got leftover pizza” Fiona heats some up and you can hear the whizzing of the old thing.

Carl comes downstairs, and heads straight for the knife holder. After getting a small knife, much to Fiona’s dismay as she looks at him in disbelief, Carl makes his way over to the table. “Are you crazy like Ian?” He tips his head a little, the familiar curiosity brewing in his eyes makes you wanna rip your hair out. “No I have to take them because everyone else is crazy like Ian—“ Fiona leans against the counter and glares, plate of pizza in hand. “No, you have to take them because your irresponsible” she waves her finger before placing the plate on the table in front of you “Lip, make sure you lock the door before bed…” Fionas shift seems to have left her exhausted, she drags herself up the stairs and you can hear her drop onto her bed.

Lip nods before returning to his cigarette, patting you on the back and digging around in the bathroom, pushing through Debbie’s products until he finds a hairbrush. “Ian! You’re basically a girl, help her!” He taunts and shakes him a little as he comes downstairs, Ian gently punches him in response and tiredly grabs the brush “Got any good movies?” He discusses with Lip “You like saw?” Ian leans down and takes a break from detangling your hair “Uhm…I guess” you don’t think too much about it, the way it seemed, you would be asleep before the opening credits were done.

So, Ian gets the disc for SAW2. He finishes with brushing it and lets himself focus mostly on putting it in 2 braids, not bothering to ask if you mind, of course. But they seem fine eventually as Ian relaxes into the couch, pulling you up between him and Lip and throwing a blanket at you in an attempt to be playful. He makes a look of discomfort when you show no emotion and instead opt to grab it and curl up, he seems to justify it in his head and shrugs.

You watch the guts and gore, some woman falling into a pit of needles makes you flinch just a little, but you manage to distract yourself with the sounds of Debbie in the kitchen. Excusing yourself from the horror fest, you walk up to her and reach over to grab a glass, pouring yourself a glass of juice. Her eyes seem to follow you everywhere “Would you mind helping with daycare tomorrow? Please?” She gives you a look, even though you don’t have much of a choice. “Sure, you should sleep so your energized for daycare in the morning, Night Debs” you put on your best smile and she smiles back before walking back up the stairs for bed.

You find yourself wandering with your glass of juice, staring at the bright liquid as you stare at the window, being as quiet as you can, you open the door and creep onto the balcony. “Stunning” you manage to whisper as you stare at the growing grass and what was left of Ethel’s farm off in the distance. You crack the door so it doesn’t make noise but doesn’t let in a draft either, taking as much time as you can afford to spend out on the rickety wood structure, sipping your drink and closing your eyes.

Your pulled out of your delusions of tranquillity by cold small hands on your wrist, much too small to be Ian’s or Lip’s, you turn to see Carl with a smirk on his face. “I won’t tell, just get inside” he lets out an evil giggle, staring at the sky as well. Unfortunately, Ian and Lip had already been alerted to the antics going on as they watch from the kitchen and talk. “If you’re gonna do that, might wanna get sneakier” Lip sips a beer and glances back at the end of the movie. “Alright bedtime for you Carl” Lip pats him on the back and shoos him away to upstairs.

Fiona is sitting piling blankets and pillows onto the mattress, in a better mood for sure. “Gets cold at night, should help” she hums and finishes up, hugging you tightly “Be good kiddo, please” it sounds more like pleading than an order, you’d put money on her praying for patience sometime this week. So she tucks you in and locks the overbearing amounts of locks on the door, sending Lip and Ian to their own beds for the night.

She sits on the edge of the mattress and rubs your foot “I love you, and we’ll get through it” she says like it’s Ian’s bipolar diagnosis and not her own fucking family and their intense insanity. She seems to take your watery eyes as a good sign and kisses you on the head, leaving a water bottle on the table for you and shutting the lights off.

Leaving you and the familiar high from whatever bullshit you were on, you curl up in bed and finally fall asleep, preparing to do everything again—what can you say, persistence is a Gallagher feature.

[yuriosakawa]

Gray Sons - Sinister Mark II 

A flurry of surgeons and nurses move around the table. Sinister Mark lies still, barely stable, skull fractures stitched, cranial swelling subdued just enough for them to work on his damaged internals. The air is tense—machines beep erratically, nurses call out vitals, a monitor blares an oxygen drop.

Suddenly—

"...blood…" Sinister gasps out weakly, gravelly. Everyone freezes for a second.

"He’s awake!" A nurse cried. 

"Get a sedative—" A doctor started. 

"Not... that... blood. I need blood..." Sinister continued, his voice barely audible. 

His lips are dry and cracked. His eyelids flutter, his voice almost sounds like a plea from beyond the grave. He winces in pain but turns his head ever so slightly. The doctors glance at one another in confusion.

Just then, from a nearby operating bed partitioned only by a curtain, Omni-Mark, his body half-wrapped in surgical flame-dampeners and deep grafts, groans and lifts his head, barely conscious.

"...he’s telling the truth…" Omni-Mark managed weakly. "He doesn’t… eat like us. No food. No IV. Just blood."

"He drinks it?" A nurse hesitated, confused and slightly disturbed. 

"He’s going into systemic shock—we don’t have time to question it!" A doctor stated. 

One of the nurses bolts from the room and returns moments later with a chilled blood pack from the vampire-specific reserves the GDA keeps on hand—usually for classified non-human agents.

The lead surgeon tears it open, unsure, then gently lifts Sinister Mark’s head.

"Come on, kid. If this is what you need—" He urges. 

The blood is poured carefully into his mouth, crimson streaming over his lips and down his throat. Sinister Mark coughs—but then gulps.

And gulps again.

His pale face gains a ghost of color.

His heartbeat stabilizes slightly on the monitor.

"His vitals are improving!" A nurse said, visible stunned. 

"Then keep feeding him. Don’t stop." The doctor declared. 

They grab more packs. Sinister Mark, barely conscious, murmurs hoarsely: "…thanks…"

He collapses again into unconsciousness, but this time, his body is a little more stable. The team immediately returns to work, sewing, sealing, and scrambling to keep him alive as his unorthodox healing begins.

From above, Rudy watches through the window, recording the results, noting to his mic: “Sinister variant appears to be part-vampiric or blood-symbiotic. Adjust long-term treatment protocols accordingly. Allocate vampire reserves."

Behind him, Debbie still watches, barely able to process the horror of it all. Cecil, arms folded, doesn’t say anything.

But his jaw tightens once again.

[broareweabouttoviberightnow]

that was then this is now second half notes!! (spoilers ahead!!)

mark poutin out the window at Cathy. it really ain't an se Hinton work until there's a brother whose real possessive over his siblings huh (pony n steve beef, rusty james n Cassandra, now mark n cathy)

also off topic but the poster for this actuay goes insanely hard. emilo served.

bryons hair is SO big

'I baked this for u n Mark! it's carrot cake!' mark, from deep in the house somewhere 'I HATE carrot cake' 'guess marks feelin better'

it's been ONE day. the mark cathy beef is insane. yall JUST met.

'she gone yet?' 'yeah' 'man somebodies gotta teach that girl to COOK. n FAST! heheh' guys I fear he's actually kinda funny

wait a damn minute. the equivalent to Charlie gettin drafted in this movie is? his girlfriend turnin him down? hm. I don't know how I feel about that.

aough. hmm OK. the parallels from Charlie n Debbie to mark n bryon. ok. hmm. 'you think you know somebody. they love you the same way you love them. but. nothin... where's your partner?' OUGH. those two lines back to back. aough. brotherly love. hmm.

the way the mark is so soft with bryons mom actually makes me sick. aoughhhh.

'how'd u do that?' 'fight.' 'didya win?' 'not exactly' 'not at all' guys the writin for these boys is actually so funny to me. like. that's siblin behavior. aough.

what the fuck is this fit for bryon. ugly. long sleeve shirt n? an unbuttoned baseball jersey? bad.

the fact that Mark is always gigglin at his own jokes. I love that kid actually.

two bit n this kid would actually get along. let me say that. like the overlap there is insane.

mark wackin m n m with rolled up poster.

MARKS BLEACHED EYEBROWS???

Charlie takin the tab for bryons coke from marks change. hmm.

marks just always sittin on shit n kickin his feet man. also bryon playin all the pool n Mark just bein the hype man. real funny to me.

mark callin out for bryon. aough. the little like half sob noise he makes. aoughhhh.

AOUGH. Mark goin straight for the gun n bryon goin straight for Charlie. AGH. their character thesis in a scene. OUGH. it makes me SICK.

marks little 'what? *sob* what?' but never lettin go of the gun. ohhh. ok. cool. no no no. cool man.

cool cool cool. Mark at Charlie's grave rockin himself. yeah. alright. cool. ridin the bus home alone. sittin across the street from Charlie's bar. yeah. ok man. eatin dinner alone? I'm gonna be sick.

mark leavin n bryon immediately takin his place. I dunno. somethin somethin about changin places. somethin abiut stayin n goin

THEIR KITCHEN DRAPES ARE SO CUTE

if I had a nickel for everytime an se Hinton character was in the paper for witnessin a tragedy n were praised for their heroics I'd have two nickels. which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.

mark is literally the unemployed friend. love his crazy ass.

why the FUCK did bryon invent m n m n MARK on his date. mama. what is this line up.

Mark gettin outta the car just to sock some guy in the face you will always be famous to me.

*mark n cathy beefin* 'can I get a hamburger? can I PLEASE get a hamburger' actually wait im gonna make somethin

'do u want any fries?' 'did I ask for fries buddy?' 'no:(' 'then no fries'

'how come you never buy us frosted flakes?' 'cause sugar makes children hyper' *thirty seconds later* mark 'how come you never buy us frosted flakes?' ur honor they are siblings

Cathy's such a good sister actually. n bryon does not give a FUCK. 'bryon ur the only one that seems worried' *blank vacant stare*

bryon mark have like a Steve n soda esque relationship if they were WAY more toxic.

the way bryons mom n Mark care for each other I am SICKKK

mark has so much. like. restless anxious energy in him. I actually need to study him like a bug.

I feel like I'm watchin a shit romcom where the whole movie I feel like yellin JUST COMMUNICATE! JUST FUCKIN TALK TO EACH OTHER! JUST TELL HIM THAT UR FEELIN LEFT OUT! JUST TALK!

marks lil smile he draws on the window aw

marks drivin stresses me tf out. good lord. it REALLY ain't a se Hinton movie until a teenage boys drivin stresses me tf out so bad.

mark is always side eyein whatever girl happens to be with bryon at the time. man is SO jealous.

angela. my baby. she's actually kinda sweet. like. hmm. no they definitely deserve tim to beat the ever lovin fuck outta them.

'sometimes I feel like I just wanna cut it short' n Mark reachin up to touch his cut? oh. that is the eyes of a man thinkin about cuttin somethin else short for her

angela shepard. I love you actually. n I'm sorry. I've been won over. my poor poor baby. both her brothers are in jail. n she's all alone. augh. my baby. look mark ily but I hope tim breaks ur fuckin jaw man.

bryon why the FUCK are u just sittin there. mama speak UP. u ain't gonna cut all of it are ya? STOP HIS ASS U STUPID BITCH!

wait short hair angela kinda serves. can't keep a hot bitch down.

mark helpin him get his socks off aww

bryons line 'he tries to help us out n look what happened to him' REAL reminiscent of dallas' 'so that's what you get for helpin people huh'

'why'd ur dad shoot ur ma?' WOAH. goddamn u can't just cold open with that.

the rain gradually pickin up as Mark talks about his parents death. aough. that whole monolouge makes me sick actually.

'ain't nobody on my side has those eyes. no on urs neither' HES GOT BLUE EYES YEAH? dog. I'm pushin my mark n dallas are siblings agenda again. I'm sorry. (actually in the book he's got golden eyes but in the movie he's got blue. so. there)

since it's the 80s not the 70s what is m n m? like? a crack addict?

what the fuck is this v neck situation for bryon. why is mark always servin n bryon is always in some ugly ass shit.

sorry I was so focused on his ugly shirt I missed their entire fight. but marks dialouge there is so important to me. 'I just don't like to see ya judgin people' 'fine it's OUR problem' ough. Mark.

TIM?? IS THAT FUCKIN TIM??? HOLD ON WAIT HOLD ON A SEC. uh. hmm. well. I was expectin more. but alright. also there's? three of them? tim. curly. n mystery man. are they tryin to tell me there's four of them? cause that cannot be right. maybe I'm misreadin this. but the way the dialouge goes it sorta implies they're all siblings. tim curly angela n this man they pulled up with.

curly n tim bein protective of angela is so so so important to me. shepards you could never be antagonists to ME. I love ya. n I support shepards rights n wrongs

HEY. DOG. I JUST REALIZED SOMETHIN. BRYON IS TO MARK WHAT JOHNNY WAS TO DALLAS. 'I don't wanna fight anymore. I'm sick of it. it never does any good.' HELLO??? N ALL MARK N DALLAS KNOW HOW TO DO IS FIGHT?? AOUGH

'how do u think this makes me feel?' THEYRE COMMUNICATIN!! also bryons fuck ass just got hit in the mouth accent I could NOT take his aas serious

they LOVE to do that behind the shoulder through the windshield shot that ALWAYS gives me motion sickness

m n m all pressed against bryons chest n bryon runnin a hand up n down his arm n playin with his hair AOUGH. my BABY.

why does bryon always just seem vaguely bored. there is a kid trippin balls n accusin ur brother of pushin pills in ur LAP. n he's sittin there like :/

oh cathy smacked the SHIT outta him. man was GAGGED.

the way bryon says he's sorry is just so distinctly different from how cathy says it. bryons is 'I'm sorry I said that'. n Cathy's is 'I'm sorry you can't see the truth' auogh.

godDAMN. Mark has a fuckin PHARMACY under his bed jesus CHRIST.

ik it's serious but bryon sittin in the chair in the dark with the pills is very much givin. n where the HELL have u been young man

Mark 'don't worry I don't take em. I'm fine just how I am' Jennings n Soda 'drunk on plain livin' Curtis NEED to have a conversation I fear.

mark. in that scene. he just. can't get it. ough. hmm. look. aough. his little 'goddammit bryon' 'I want you to leave' 'ok' AOUGH. he's? my baby actually.

'why you doin this to me brother?' 'you're not my brother' AOUGHHHHHH. AGHHH. OUGHHHH. WELL FUCK ME I GUESS AOUGHHH

I LOVE YOU BRYON???? OHHHH OK. OH ALRIGHT. YEAH. OK. FINE. ALRIGHTY. YEAH. OK.

how long mark hesitates before he hits bryon? I. am. SICK.

wait in this version bryon doesn't call the cops on mark? wait a goddamn minute. I have a bad feelin about this. why is this feelin. very dallas winston coded.

oh. thank God. Jesus christ. I thought that boy was gonna end up like Dallas. n I really couldn't take that again.

Angela's kinda givin Lydia with the short hair. she's kinda servin.

bryon does NOT deserve cathy. or to have peace. or to see the light of day actually. should be in a cave.

'what's it like in here?' 'if I told you what it was like you'd be sick' jesus fuckin christ IM gonna be sick what the FUCK did they do to my SON

HIS MOM IS STILL SENDIN HIM STUFF AOUGH

'like a friend once said to me, that was then. this is now.' 'who said that?' 'I dunno. some asshole.' DOG. TWIST THE KNIFE AROUND A LIL MORE. JESUS FUCKIN CHRIST.

BRYON FUCKIN RUNNKN FOR THE BUS. N LOOKIN AT THE CAR N THINKIN ABOUT MARK. OHHHH. OK.

jesus christ. this movie. huh. aough. ok. final thoughts. actually kinda liked the movie more than the book. which is CRAZY. n also brings the count of both movies I've EVER thought that about n se Hinton movies I thought that about up to two. now. controversial opinion. FUCK bryon. FUCK his bum ass. I feel like the movie made marks character WAY more sympathic. that is actually my son. n I am sick to my stomach. aough. ough

[thebearme]

what ur sam & max headcanons

ok, here some of them from the top of my head cuz i can't remember the rest of them.

Max is a shorter then average lagomorph, and the type of lagomorph he is a none-of-your-damn-business.

Max is a jack rabbit. Funny thing is jack rabbits aren't even rabbits, that's why it easier for him to say he's a lagomorph instead. I mean- he's not wrong.

Sam is trans.

Both Sam and Max have a distant relationship with their moms and a dysfunctional one with their dads. But Sam has a wonderful supportive relationship with his grandmom while Max has an interesting relationship between his siblings. Max like his aunt Tillie more.

Sam's blood is probably tooken over by lil debbies by this point of his life.

Max was the creative soul and Sam is the genius of their friendship when they were kids, until they both became insane lunatics.

Sam was on honor roll all through out school and got the chance to graduate early in high school. Of course he didn't so he can spend more time with Max.

Even though Max's late teen years he had a awakening not a gay one. He realized how much of his life he felt like he's been wasting, not using his full potential or even trying in school and how that is not just fucking up himself but also Sam.

This leads to Max letting go of Sam so he can go to community college while Max does something that lets his creativity shine. He wanted to be a film director but he knew you have to work up to getting that job, so he started as a actor... in "adult" films. His super ego is rolling in his grave

Max also tried and failed to finish making a book.

Max got into a whole ass serious relationship with a woman until he remembered he doesn't like girls. (conveniently when Sam comes back in town)

Max is always living his worst life without Sam.

The reason why Max can't get hypnotized from s1 and why he gets brain powers in s3 is all because of a metal plate in his skull from brain surgery he had off screen before the telltale games. not really a hc but i haven't seen anyone connect the two things

When the two were younger because of Max's awful homelife, Sam's grandmom took pity on him and lets him come over to her house anytime he wants.

Granny ruth is the best parent in the state and was a conviced felon. Which is one of the reasons why she lives in the middle of nowhere.

Max hides is objects in his void behind is back like a cartoon character in looney toons. He doesn't talk about it because it's just unexplainable, like how Sam can somehow put a whole box in his coat pocket. Some things in the world are just not explainable.

Max knows full Spanish growing up and would troll Sam with untranslated jokes or rambling.

Max is rarely scared by anyone but the one who seems to succeed is Thyco. Max and Heavy killed him that poker night, hidden the body and haven't talked about him again... Besides thaat poker night was fun!

Sam listened to [Yes sir, I can Boogie] in the car the whole time Max was gone.

bonus my OLD design of Sam's family

i wish i could remember more but

1) alot of my hc came from when i first got into snm. so some of them would have changed now

2) im not in a sam and max mood, so this is only some of the stuff.