#dean derangement syndrome patient zero

[lets-steal-an-archive]

I'm assuming that was your Baby?

Yeah, that was number one, Dean's original car. It was funny. As I arrived on set, they were doing the the car screeching to a halt, the shot of it coming through the portal. Our stunt driver is a local stunt guy there in Louisiana, Tyler, he's one of our assistant coordinators. I walked up and I stood by the monitors for one take and they all cut and I'm like, "That's it! Get out of my car!" [Laughs] Tyler's like, "Dude, I saw you over there and I got really nervous."

[transsexual-dandelions]

Yeah your ship went canon but uh did your lead actors *checks notes* write and release poems and songs about the characters and their relationship?

[eepy-pleepy]

Men will write songs and develop entire tv shows instead of accept that their character of 15 years died by a rusty nail

[im-some-lionheart]

jensen waiting for the 24th to be over so he could finally wish Dean a "belated" birthday so he doesn't appear as obsessed with his imaginary best friend online

[im-some-lionheart]

glad you asked, you see it's because, as per our last ten million emails, he has literally been possessed by the spirit of his imaginary best friend Dean Winchester

I’m losing my MIND why is jensen ackles LIKE THIS

[bideanfreckles]

every time I feel like giving up on everything I'll just remember that we live in a world where jensen ross ackles is the one person who loves and cares about dean winchester the most and no one will ever come close and that he's also patient zero for dean winchester derangement syndrome complete brainrot and I'll just feel the serotonin running through my veins the will to live coming back to me my skin immediately turning perfectly soft gratitude is all I have ever known

[trenchcoatimpala]

Guys I’ve got DWDS (Dean Winchester Derangement Syndrome) it’s contagious so be careful. Jensen Ackles is patient zero, if he so much as looks at you you’ll be infected. Stay safe out there.

[strawlessandbraless]

call me dean winchester the way i’m fisting this wine glass

[im-some-lionheart]

pleeease let's #saveTheWinchesters but not bc I actually give a fuck about the show or its characters, sorry Winchester fans but I am enjoying watching jensen be this unnormal about dean too much, I don't have any fucks left to give about the show itself.

but honestly, whatever he's doing is a thousand times more entertaining than whatever storyline they chose to give john fucking winchester.

like. the man paid 3 MILLION DOLLARS out of his own pocket to have led zeppelin on his silly little show that like 10 people other than him watch. he asked Misha to be in it and forgot to tell Jared it even existed.. he made the impala a time/universe traveling machine... wtf is he gonna do next? please this let him have his weird ass fix it fanfic back. this is too funny.

[chaoticwistfulness]

I am going to make a fix-it prequel that is such a dean study and just destiel parallel after destiel parallel

[im-some-lionheart]

If he did that just proves my point that jensen isn't really an actor, he's a vessel for dean to manifest into our world. And this is not to discredit him as an actor because he's actually a magnificent one but it's to emphasize that he doesn't *think* about his jacting joices, he just does them, bc that's what dean would do. He's not planning this shit, he just does it, bc the spirit of dean winchester lives in his brain and when the cameras start rolling he just lets dean take over and that's when the magic happens

Our whole lives, you've been gone! ... How about for once, you just try and be a mom?

[erickripkestherapist]

the thing is, that if jensen ackles hadn't been patient zero for dean winchester derangement syndrome, i genuinely think he could have been an a-list celebrity by now. considering tho that literally no one has ever been able to be normal about him it's definitely for the greater good that he's permanently trapped in the spn vortex.

[eepy-pleepy]

Okay but who's gonna anonymously send this to Jensen

[monstermoviedean]

winchester derangement syndrome patient zero, or, what losing dean winchester does to a mfer