#deadpool and cable

[tupicwithhat]

They lost all their money in the casino

[sabrevine]

i forgot to post this yesterday anyways hi cablepool enjoyers. waves.

art cred: @ribs02

[professorxxxmeow]

WHERE AM I

[yesyesyesyea]

Wade wilson has a thing for metal men!!

[el-warverine]

Logan, Buddy 😭💀

Bob is Wade's pet Hydra Goon, whom he accidentally took home instead of his undercover friend, Weasel. So they go back to get Weasel, but oopsie daisies theres a Wolverine in the Hydra base. Logan aint in the mood to play nice.

I had to share these, i especially love the concept of Hydra henchmen being trained to RUN when they hear a Snikt lmao. Some protocol shit, here are the emergency exits, duck under a table in case of earthquake also if you hear this sound fuckin' RUN. Do they have Wolverine drills? I hope they do.

Cable & Deadpool vol.43

[ecoustsaintmein]

Where it all started. The origins of the Ryan Reynolds x Sharpei comment, which led to Ryan picking up the comics and started reading them, which led to the Deadpool films.

And it all started with a Cablepool comic.

[mashedpea]

Me and the bad bitch I bagged by doing noble self sacrifice 🔥💯🗣

[dinogoofymutated]

Need to motorboat cable like I need air. He’s so

👁👁

ME TOO BESTIE. the only problem is that he'd 100% judge us for it. He'd have like a "You want to what? 🤨" attitude. I feel like He'd also be a bit concerned you've been hanging out with Deadpool bc we all know Wade has tried and failed to do that before.

[yetanotherknitter]

delighted by the idea of vanessa rolling up to her incredibly boring normal job's work party with three of the most terrifying men anyone's ever seen like yes hello this is my boyfriend, my boyfriend's boyfriend, and my boyfriend's qpp

[lit-works]

3.) Cable Service

"Alright, my order's finally ready! Just put it on this corporate credit card that I stol--ER borrowed from Archangel--Er James Worthington III, ok?" DeadPool mumbled as he handed the business-grade plastic over to the food vendor and began disgustingly stuffing his face with his food.

Suddenly, in a crackling burst of electricity, Cable appeared directly behind DeadPool. "DeadPool, I've finally found you..."

"GEEZE-LOUISE, you HYDRA guys don't know when to--" DeadPool began with an amalgamation of beef fat, ranch dressing, and saliva oozing out of the corners of his exposed mouth, as his mask had been partially removed. Then, as he whipped his head around and realized who had been calling out to him, "Oh, Whoah, Cable!!! Old buddy, old pal! It's been ages, or maybe it was last Tuesday, or 30 seconds ago, it's always really hard to tell with you time travel guys--"

"I didn't come here to chat, Wade." Cable interrupted. "I have an important job for you."

"Job? Jobs are good, as long as they're paying ones. This one does pay, doesn't it?"

"Of course, Wade. You manage to pull this off, you'll get everything you deserve. I can promise you that."

"HA. I'll do it! You've never lied to me, big beautiful 'C'. Well, 'Cept for that one time in Genosha. Still have some sexy scars from that gig--"

"Can we focus on the assignment at hand, please?" Cable interrupted again, this time frustratedly.

"Yeah, of course, Nate-Dawg! Lucky for you, I carry multiple copies of the standard notarized mercenary contract in the pouches of my utility belt." DeadPool zipped open his My Little Pony fanny pack and withdrew a thick wad of folded paper that was secured by a staple. He then began to carefully unfold it and smooth it out over his knee before attempting to hand it to Cable. "You might wanna read the fine prin--wait--don't. It's better for me that way. If all the legal jargon gets boring, I'm sure there's still a few HYDRA goons we can kick around."

Cable sighed and sat against the nearest overturned car, and as he began diving into the convoluted legalese DeadPool wasted no time diving into the remaining HYDRA soldiers.

As the HYDRA agents poured into an area, DeadPool met them with his usual chaotic flair. He cartwheeled through the air with his Katanas drawn as he spun, severing a myriad of limbs and leaving dismembered heaps of former men bleeding in the city streets. "Hey guys, let's make this quick, Cable's busy and it's only $2 Taco Tuesday once a week, and my metabolism-based healing factor waits for no man!" DeadPool quipped as he wiped the blood from his swords on his legs.

"This is the worst, additional hazard pay for on-site performance without at least a port-a-potty facility..." Cable muttered, trying to focus on the illegibly fine print of the contracts as DeadPool shot multiple HYDRA agents in their knees before severing their arms and heads.

"Slice, and dice, and make everything nice!" DeadPool sang, taking out 2 more HYDRA agents with a flamboyant spinning sword technique. One agent managed to flank Cable, who was much too engrossed in contractual formality to realize the threat. One of DeadPool's katanas flew through the air and punctured the agent's chest before he could reach Cable. "You're welcome, by the way!" DeadPool stated, as he slowly pulled the crimson blood and brownish ichor gore-stained katana from the body before an exaggerated bow.

[help-i-need-a-cool-username]

Logan being into Wade all quiet like and his pining ass having successfully navigated the Wade/Vanessa dynamic so far and everything is good now about a month into him living with Al and Wade when Cable shows up

"Old man with metal limbs and a sad-ass backstory" Cable

"I casually put on chapstick while staring into your eyes as i tell you that you remind me of my dead wife" Cable

"Theres a knife in your dick" Cable

"I use my one shot to get home on saving your life" Cable

And Logan realizes he has competition

[professorxxxmeow]

AND THEN HE GOES BACK IN TIME BCS HE DIDNT LIKE HOW HE ANSWERED…

cable & deadpool #1

[professorxxxmeow]

something about wade and fighting his gruff emotionally stunted boyfriends to get a point across…

[tadhannahj]

[brainrotcharacters]

"I walked away. They called after me and I walked away. I always do."

[mustasekittens]

down time doodling🖍️

mmm close ups