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something goes wrong in arendelle and there’s hades in a lawn chair with a margarita going “oh? did olaf finally start to crave human flesh?” and everyone is like. “...dude.”
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You have yee’d your last haw
you n’ me, underworld boy. this olympus ain’t big enough fer the two o us an’ yer goin’ DOWN
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yes you do need sleep you are not god even hades has naps every once in a while
gem i swear to GOD i will take a nap later
#deadlcrd#MY MILE TIME IS MUCH LONGER THAN THREE SECONDS. / out of character.#WHAT REALLY HAPPENED THAT NIGHT? / answered.
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gem: don’t give me the aux cord bc i’ll play queen of mean from d3
me: or the new moon soundtrack
#〈 𝐎𝐎𝐂 // disgusted lesbian yelling 〉#deadlcrd#this is ur calllout post#(i’m jk we were both vibing to new moon#( but they WILL play d3 songs no remorse no regrets
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@deadlcrd .......... you good now ?? is it out of your system... you know, like your powers ? :////
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random dialogue/muse starter call: @deadlcrd got Vinny!
"Well, this is where I live."
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→ [ 💬 ;; the giver of good counsel ] please tell me we’re still on for brunch 🥂 this weekend. → [ 💬 ;; the giver of good counsel ] preferably *before* I send someone down to to visit you → [ 💬 ;; the giver of good counsel ] ... permanently.
@deadlcrd gets a brunch buddy.
#deadlcrd#→ clary fairchild // threads#→ clary fairchild // to awaken joy (v.)#→ interactions#the phone name is a play on one#of his epithets#because I love it so much#also I very much headcanon she knows#the actual lore#but she's going to troll him so hard sometimes#because his reactions#give her immense joy
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deadlcrd replied to your post: tfw ur muse is horny and all of a sudden she...
Clack clack clack
She’s crying. ❝Fuck off Hades!❞
#deadlcrd#ic#;;Crack.#she gotta over throw him now... somehow#she cannot take the underworld lobsters
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incorrect quotes, liv bullies a literal greek god edition, @deadlcrd
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↷ @deadlcrd : '𝐓𝐅𝐋𝐍' 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚 𝐭𝐞𝐱𝐭 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫 » 𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐞𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠.
( 𝐒𝐌𝐒 » 𝐃𝐈𝐑𝐓𝐘 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐄𝐅 ) : do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me ? because i'd really appreciate it.
#deadlcrd#ajdfhskh yes that's your name in his phone now hades#𝟎𝟏. 𝐈𝐍 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑 : winter wakes the wolf » threads.#𝟎𝟐. 𝐌𝐎𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐍 : the skin is a canvas.
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hello I am here to bully you off of anon
i’d expect nothing less from ur virgo ass tbh
#but u put up with my aries ass#so really i deserve the bullying#just bc i'm an aries ://////#deadlcrd#MY MILE TIME IS MUCH LONGER THAN THREE SECONDS. / out of character.#WHAT REALLY HAPPENED THAT NIGHT? / answered.
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WAS IT WORTH IT???
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OUT. 🔥 Hades, Hermes, and Than’s relationship apparently can be summed up with if they’re not roasting each other, something’s wrong.
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deadlcrd replied to your post: im not even going to click to see the rest its...
Honestly if Herc is Chris Pratt then Hades was right and justified for that entire movie
people are suggesting aubrey plaza for meg which makes this statement 10x more accurate
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deadlcrd replied to your post “Yeah, Ruth is the daughter of Zeus. This lightning woman. ”
Good for her
Not really, but I appreciate the vote of confidence.
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deadlcrd replied to your post: Someone: man! it sucks being short! :( Kassandra,...
Hades, 7’0: lol
Choke.
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