#deadlcrd

[mtchstck-archive]

something goes wrong in arendelle and there’s hades in a lawn chair with a margarita going “oh? did olaf finally start to crave human flesh?” and everyone is like. “...dude.”

[eisiramdeus-a]

You have yee’d your last haw

you n’ me, underworld boy. this olympus ain’t big enough fer the two o us an’ yer goin’ DOWN

[liightningchosen]

yes you do need sleep you are not god even hades has naps every once in a while

gem i swear to GOD i will take a nap later

[playscard]

gem: don’t give me the aux cord bc i’ll play queen of mean from d3

me: or the new moon soundtrack

[livevlarch]

@deadlcrd​ .......... you good now ?? is it out of your system... you know,  like your powers ? :////

[shxneinhearts-archive]

random dialogue/muse starter call: @deadlcrd​ got Vinny!

"Well, this is where I live."

[affcgato-archived]

→ [ 💬 ;; the giver of good counsel ] please tell me we’re still on for brunch 🥂 this weekend.  → [ 💬 ;; the giver of good counsel ] preferably *before* I send someone down to to visit you → [ 💬 ;; the giver of good counsel ] ... permanently.

                     @deadlcrd​ gets a brunch buddy.

[culthcnt]

deadlcrd replied to your post: tfw ur muse is horny and all of a sudden she...

Clack clack clack

     She’s crying.              ❝Fuck off Hades!❞

[mtchstck-archive]

incorrect quotes, liv bullies a literal greek god edition, @deadlcrd

[snowbrn]

 ↷     @deadlcrd  :  '𝐓𝐅𝐋𝐍' 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚 𝐭𝐞𝐱𝐭 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫    »    𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐞𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠.

(  𝐒𝐌𝐒  »  𝐃𝐈𝐑𝐓𝐘 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐄𝐅  )  :   do  you  think  you're  physically  and  mentally  capable  of  killing  me  ?  because  i'd  really  appreciate  it.

[liightningchosen]

hello I am here to bully you off of anon

i’d expect nothing less from ur virgo ass tbh

[asglory]

WAS IT WORTH IT???

[chaoslcrd]

OUT. 🔥 Hades, Hermes, and Than’s relationship apparently can be summed up with if they’re not roasting each other, something’s wrong.

[cureuba]

deadlcrd replied to your post: im not even going to click to see the rest its...

Honestly if Herc is Chris Pratt then Hades was right and justified for that entire movie

people are suggesting aubrey plaza for meg which makes this statement 10x more accurate

[nicknamedrook]

deadlcrd replied to your post “Yeah, Ruth is the daughter of Zeus. This lightning woman. ”

Good for her

Not really, but I appreciate the vote of confidence. 

[culthcnt]

deadlcrd replied to your post: Someone: man! it sucks being short! :(  Kassandra,...

Hades, 7’0: lol

Choke.