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gakbang · 6 months ago
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SEWER MAN WITH BOOB❣️❣️❣️
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flopcunt · 1 year ago
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just bros
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midnightlee25 · 1 year ago
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Mini Profiles: Patton
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Yandere type: Obsessive 
  Traits: Clingy, Protective, Stalker, Worshiper  
  Is it Instant love or one that grow over time:  
Just a few meetings have him falling for them hard. 
  Delusional level (0-10):  
1, not delusional enough for it to affect anything. (Except maybe if they turned into a zombie.) 
  How will do they hide their yandere side:  
Since he is on the softer side of things, he doesn't have to hide it. 
  Danger level (0-10):  
0, he will never harm his darling or let harm come to them. (As much as he can anyways.) 
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tafferling · 2 years ago
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Oh, it's okay you can leave your shoes on.
Dead Island 2 | Patton appreciation
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adayinthelifeofyn · 7 months ago
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MOODBOARD: Character: Flower Edition: Patton
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Pink Camellia Flower Meaning: Longing
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prince-rowan-of-the-forest · 3 months ago
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Never Did I Truely Hate You
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Janus doesn't expect any of the others to want him around after he's accepted. Even Remus has been acting off. So, of course, the most sensible course of action would be to avoid the source of hurt entirely.
Virgil does not agree.
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| Ao3 |
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Warnings: Self isolation, pretty negative self image
Pairings: Anxceit, very background intrulogical.
Word Count: 2071
Notes: Did a poll on here for which fic I should post next and this one won in a tie with another fic that I will post on Wednesday :3
I feel like I don't write very much canonverse anymore so lmk what you think!!!
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Janus hadn’t expected everything to be perfect now that he - and begrudgingly Remus - had moved up to the light side’s commons. 
He did not expect Roman to forgive him, or become any less hostile towards him at all, after everything he had done to him. He didn’t expect Patton to want much to do with him, and he expected Logan to prefer talking to anyone but him - even Remus, who he’d spent a surprisingly long amount of time with recently, but whatever, that was none of his business.
And even more than that, He didn’t expect a single ounce of kindness from Virgil. 
Not after he’d left, not after the quips and insults and snipes whenever they’d been within hissing distance of one another. No, he didn’t even expect Virgil to want to be in the same room as him, let alone talk to him, or heaven forbid sit down at the same table as him.
So, Janus decided to intrude on their space as little as possible. It was better to avoid the emotional turmoil and annoying pain it would cause than go through it all… right? …Right??
And so that was how Janus found himself becoming almost nocturnal for the first few weeks of this new arrangement. He also just so happened to spend an ungodly amount of time in the private greenhouse Remus had made for him as an extension of his room (fit, of course, with deadly tropical plants and poisons). He sat there for hours reading, or spent time caring for the snakes that also shared the space and he didn’t come out when someone knocked.
Which was rare because, of course, no-one wanted to talk to him. 
He spent time in the commons at night, making food, eating said food, sometimes even watching a film during the dead hours of the morning. It was fine, he was fine with this arrangement, and he was sure everyone else was enjoying business as usual - you know, without him there.
So far, Janus had managed to avoid running into any side at night - aside from one time, when he came across Roman, though he was already passed out at the kitchen island, so it hardly counted. Something he should have remembered - and would kick himself for forgetting after the events that were about to unfurl because of it - was how awful Virgil’s own sleep schedule was. 
He realised this fact very abruptly when, one night at just past three in the morning, Janus went to open the fridge, only to be attacked from above and tackled to the ground by some kind of hissing creature. 
Moments later, when he gathered his thoughts just enough to will the lights in the living space to turn on, he realised that said hissing creature was actually their resident spider himself, who was now sitting firmly on Janus’ chest as he pinned him to the ground with strong hands on his shoulders. What the fuck?
“Virgil?” Janus asked after a long stretch of silence in which they both stared at each other. 
“I finally got you,” Virgil huffed, seeming a little out of breath from the violent attack, “I’ve been - trying for the last week but you’re too fucking - slippery.”
“What??” Janus asked, staring at Virgil in disbelief, “why?”
“Because you’ve been avoiding all of us since you came up here, idiot,” Virgil said, pushing a little more weight onto Janus’ shoulders, it was starting to hurt, just a little, but he wasn’t about to tell Virgil to get off - this was the closest he’d gotten to him since… before, and Janus wouldn’t lie - at least not in his own thoughts - about how big of a crush he’d always had on Virgil. So yes, he was confused as hell, but he was absolutely not going to push Virgil away when he willingly touched him for the first time in years. What could he say, he was selfish.
“And?” Janus said, trying to make sure his face didn’t betray his raging feelings the position they were in were causing, “So what? I totally expect you and the others would actually want me around.”
“...So what? Dude I’ve been worried sick! Patton asks if we’ve seen you literally every day at breakfast- what? Even Remus doesn’t know where you’ve been!” Virgil yelled, “And then- I was down here on the sofa one night and - well I guess you didn’t fucking see me or whatever but you came down and then disappeared again - so I’ve been trying to catch you every night since to work out what the fuck is going on.”
“There’s nothing ‘going on’,” Janus protested, he was pretty sure he’d lost his hat when Virgil had knocked him over, he didn’t feel too comfortable without it, “I’m just giving you all space to recover after the last episode.”
“No you’re not,” Virgil said, shaking his head with a frown, “I know you too well for that, and we don’t need space, what’s going on, Janus.”
“I-” Janus trailed off, realising that Virgil had really trapped him in a corner here - both literally and metaphorically, Virgil knew him too well, even now, he could spot his lies easily, “It’s nothing of your concern.”
“I didn’t tell the others,” Virgil said, Janus blinked, staring at Virgil’s face in confusion.
“...Didn’t tell the others… what?”
“That you were coming down here at night, that I was trying to uh - do whatever you call this,” Virgil huffed, lifting one hand from his shoulder to gesture to the position the two of them were in, “I didn’t tell them.”
“Why not?” Janus asked, frowning.
Virgil groaned and rolled his eyes, “Because I know you too fucking well, now tell me why you’ve suddenly turned into an owl instead of a snake.”
“I’m saving you all the trouble of pushing me away,” Janus snapped after a long enough pause that Janus knew Virgil wouldn’t relent, “I already know that you all totally want me here, even if Patton’s stupid gesture to accept me meant anything.”
Virgil was silent for a second, didn’t break eye contact as he hesitated, before moving his hands from Janus’ shoulders. For a moment Janus expected him to stand up, dust himself off and mention something about how he was right before walking off. Instead, Virgil sighed and flopped down so he was lying fully on Janus’ chest, head tucked under his chin. 
Almost completely on autopilot - since his brain was entirely bluescreening at the action - Janus’ arms came up to wrap around Virgil, who let out a surprised hum at the action.
“...Virgil?” Janus asked, voice wary. Everything he could have possibly expected from this interaction had just been flung out of the window with a single action.
“When Patton accepted you,” Virgil said, voice a little muffled to Janus’ ears, “I- I was angry at first, but then I just thought that like- now that they liked you I could - I could go back to liking you too, I was excited, I think, to have you back - but then you just disappeared and I - started overthinking it as usual.”
Janus couldn’t help but chuckle even if it came out a little sad, “I thought you out of everyone would want to see me the most, you definitely made that very clear in all of our recent interactions.”
“I’m sorry,” Virgil said, readily and without hesitation, “I was awful to you, and it was - it’s no excuse but I only did it because everyone else chose to hate you too I - I was scared I’d lose their respect over it, but - it doesn’t matter now? Because Patton accepted you so - so they’re not going to hate me for liking you, right?”
Virgil lifted his head to look at him, and Janus sighed. 
“You already know that I don’t know the answer to that,” Janus said, “and I’m sure the others will totally just like me without question now that Patton has accepted me.”
Virgil chuckled, “Roman is still mad about the moustache comment.”
“I don’t doubt it,” Janus said, shaking his head, “And I certainly don't expect that Logan isn’t still angry with me about the courtroom.”
“Okay so maybe we- we don’t tell the others about uh - this,” Virgil said, resting his head back on Janus’ chest. 
“I totally know what’s happening right now,” Janus said with a sigh.
“I’m lying on you.” Virgil said, matter of factly, “B’cause you’re cold and strong and nice to lie on.”
“Okay, well this floor is definitely soft and warm and comfortable,” Janus pointed out, “So if you want to continue to lie on me may I suggest we move somewhere that wont give me back problems?”
“Oh right, yeah of course, sorry if I hurt you, when I uh - tackled you, by the way,” Virgil said, almost immediately getting up, looking a little sheepish. 
“It’s fine. Would you like to watch The Black Cauldron?” Janus asked as he sat up, changing the topic, “I think there’s a DVD of it around here somewhere, we could lie on the couch…?”
“You… remember that I like that film?” Virgil asked, sounding oddly quiet, Janus turned from where he had begun walking over to the couch, scrunching up his nose in confusion.
“Of course I don’t,” Janus said, “It’s not like you made us watch it every other week - interchanged with The Nightmare Before Christmas - without fail since Thomas first watched it or anything.”
He couldn’t help but delight in the way that Virgil’s face flushed red, despite him hurrying to join Janus by the couch. 
“I had almost forgotten about that,” Virgil admitted, “I’ve barely watched it since being over here.”
“I haven’t watched it since you left,” Janus sighed, “I highly doubt I remember the plot.”
Virgil smiled tentatively, “I’ll probably fall asleep before it finishes… but… that just means we’ll have to watch it again at some point, right?”
“Of course, let's take this opportunity to watch it now, shall we?” Janus said, summoning the DVD case in one hand whilst offering the other to Virgil. There was a long second of hesitation during which Janus could almost feel his world crumbling around him as Virgil didn’t take his hand, for a second he thought this must have been a trick, to have a relationship he wished for so badly dangled in his face and then snatched away again at the last second.
But no, that couldn’t be right, Virgil might be sarcastic, mean at times, but he wasn’t cruel and he certainly wasn’t dishonest enough to pull such a stunt so sincerely. Which meant…
“Are you alright?” Janus asked gently, taking back his hand. 
“Oh yeah, Yeah i’m okay,” Virgil lied, Janus raised an eyebrow, “Okay fine, no I- when I left I just- sorta maybe convinced myself that you guys hated me and I just- I didn’t expect you to be so… I definitely didn’t expect you to remember my favourite film, or- or want to cuddle while we watched it.”
“It’s not like I expected you to be any kinder towards me,” Janus replied, face going soft, “But… maybe it’s safe to say neither of us actually hate each other?”
Virgil snorted, “Yeah uh- maybe not, I’m sorry.”
“I forgive you,” Janus answered, “And I’m sorry too, honestly.”
There was a second where Virgil just took a deep breath and let it out slowly, “Thank you, I forgive you too.”
“Good,” Janus smiled, putting the DVD into the player before sitting down on the couch, patting the seat next to him in invitation, “Because we’ve missed a lot of weekends - so we’d better make up for all the lost viewing time, hm?”
“I think we’d get bored if we watched it that much,” Virgil couldn’t help but laugh, flopping down on the couch next to him and immediately leaning into his side, and God had Janus missed this. 
“Perhaps,” Janus nodded. 
“Maybe if you actually came to the movie nights we tried to invite you to we’d have more things to watch,” Virgil murmured as Janus pressed play. 
“You tried to invite me to movie nights?” Janus asked, tilting his head. 
“Yeah - we all took turns knocking on your door every time we did one, you never answered.”
“...oh.”
“Now shut up, the film’s starting.”
Neither of them made it halfway through the film before falling asleep in each other’s arms.
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brookstonalmanac · 3 months ago
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Holidays 8.16
Holidays
Bennington Battle Day (Vermont)
Children’s Day (Paraguay)
Cotton Day (French Republic)
CPAN Day
Cyrene Asteroid Day
Debian Day
Direct Action Day (India)
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Ekka People’s Day
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Palio di Siena (Siena, Italy horse race) [also 7.2]
Patton Takes Messina Anniversary Day
Pine Crest Boys Varsity Tennis Team Day (Florida)
Remember What Your Spouse Wore the First Time You Met Day
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Tell-A-Joke Day
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True Love Forever Day
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Food & Drink Celebrations
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International Rum Day [also 6.23]
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Xicolatada (Hot Chocolate Festival; Palau-de-Cerdagne, France)
Independence & Related Days
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Cyprus (from UK, 1960; but celebrated 10.1)
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Independence Referendum Day (Bermuda; 1995)
New Year’s Days
Parsi New Year (Gujarat, Maharashtra; India)
3rd Friday in August
Carrot Fest begins (a.k.a. The World’s Greatest Carrot Fest; Canada) [3rd Friday & Saturday]
Flashback Friday [Every Friday]
Fry Day (Pastafarian; Fritism) [Every Friday]
GME Professionals Day [3rd Friday]
Hawaii Statehood Day (observed) [3rd Friday] (also 7.4)
Hug Your Boss Day [3rd Friday]
Kool-Aid Day [3rd Friday] (also 2nd Friday)
Men’s Grooming Day [3rd Friday]
National Day of Action Against Bullying & Violence (Australia) [3rd Friday]
National Hawaiian Shirt Day [3rd Friday]
National Men's Grooming Day [3rd Friday]
Weekly Holidays beginning August 16 (2nd Full Week of August)
Elvis Week (Week of 8.16)
National Balayage Week (Week of 8.16)
Festivals Beginning August 16, 2024
Alaska Greek Festival (Anchorage, Alaska) [thru 8.18]
Alaska State Fair (Palmer, Alaska) [thru 9.2]
BBQ & Fly-in on the River (Excelsior Springs, Missouri) [thru 8.17]
BBQ Music Fest (Huntington Beach, California) [thru 8.18]
Bear Creek Folk Festival (Grand Prairie, Alberta, Canada) [thru 8.18]
Beautiful Days (Ottery St Mary, United Kingdom) [thru 8.18]
Bite of Tacoma (Tacoma, Washington) [thru 8.19]
Canadian National Exhibition (Toronto, Canada) [thru 9.2]
Celebrate Erie (Erie, Pennsylvania) [thru 8.18]
Centralia Balloon Festival (Centralia, Illinois) [thru 8.18]
Copenhagen Cooking & Food Festival (Copenhagen, Denmark) [thru 8.25]
Cornfest (Ortonville, Minnesota) [thru 8.18]
Dead on the Creek (Laytonville, California) [thru 8.18]
Electric Picnic (Stradbally, Ireland) [thru 8.18]
Eurocon [European Science Fiction Convention] (Rotterdam, Netherlands) [thru 8.19]
Fan Expo Chicago [f.k.a. Wizard World Chicago] (Chicago, Illinois) [thru 8.18]
Florence Wine Fest (Florence, Alabama) [thru 8.17]
FolkEast (Little Glemham, England) [thru 8.18]
Franklin County Watermelon Festival (Russellville, Alabama) [thru 8.17]
Georgia Mountain Fair (Hiawassee, Georgia) [thru 8.24]
Kool-Aid Days (Hastings, Nebraska) [thru 8.18]
Machias Wild Blueberry Festival (Machias, Maine) [thru 8.18]
Macomb Balloon Rally (Macomb, Illinois) [thru 8.18]
Madison Ribberfest - BBQ & Blues (Madison, Indiana) [thru 8.17]
Nebraska Balloon & Wine Festival (Elkhorn, Nebraska) [thru 8.17]
New Orleans North Festival (Joliet, Illinois)
Northampton Balloon Festival (Northampton, United Kingdom) [thru 8.18]
Old Time Power Show (Cedar Falls, Iowa) [thru 8.18]
Palio di Siena (Siena, Spain)
Philadelphia Folk Festival (Schwenksville, Pennsylvania) [thru 8.18]
Sabin Harvest Days (Sabin, Minnesota) [thru 8.17]
Sarajevo Film Festival (Sarajevo, Bosnia and Herzegovina) [thru 8.23]
Seoul POPCON (Seoul, South Korea) [thru 8.18]
Summerfest (Sleepy Eye, Minnesota) [thru 8.18]
Summerfolk Music and Crafts Festival (Owen Sound, Canada) [thru 8.18]
Sutherlin Blackberry Festival (Sutherlin, Oregon) [thru 8.18]
Wallace Huckleberry Festival (Wallace, Idaho) [thru 8.18]
Western Idaho Fair (Boise, Idaho) [thru 8.25]
Wicomico County Fair (Salisbury, Maryland) [thru 8.18]
Wild Blueberry Festival (Paradise, Michigan) [thru 8.18]
Zoo Brew (Idaho Falls, Idaho)
Feast Days
Agostino Carracci (Artology)
Ana Petra Pérez Florido (Christian; Saint)
Armel (a.k.a. Armagillus; Christian; Saint)
Arsacius (Christian; Saint)
Benjamin Alire Sáenz (Writerism)
Carista (Day of Peace in the Family; Pagan)
Carle Vernet (Artology)
Charles Bukowski (Writerism)
Diana Wynne Jones (Writerism)
Diomedes of Tarsus (Christian; Saint)
The Ditzies (Muppetism)
Edrinios (Arbitration Time; Celtic Book of Days)
Hal Foster (Artology)
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Ivan Bilibin (Artology)
Joachim (Christian; Saint)
Napier (Positivist; Saint)
Otto Messmer (Artology)
Roch (Christian; Saint)
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Simplician (Christian; Saint)
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Stephen I of Hungary (Christian; Saint)
Translation of the Acheiropoietos icon from Edessa to Constantinople (Eastern Orthodox Church)
Wave at the Surveillance Cameras Day (Pastafarian)
Lucky & Unlucky Days
Sensho (先勝 Japan) [Good luck in the morning, bad luck in the afternoon.]
Premieres
American Flyers (Film; 1985)
Austenland (Film; 2013)
Blind Faith, by Blind Faith (Album; 1969)
Blue Crush (Film; 2002)
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, by Roald Dahl (Novel; 1964)
The Commitments (Film; 1991)
Crow De Guerre (The Inspector Cartoon; 1967)
Dear God, by XTC (Song; 1986)
The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test, by Tom Wolfe (Novel; 1968)
Fiddlesticks (Ub Iwerks MGM Cartoon; 1930) [1st Color Sound Cartoon]
Firemen’s Picnic (Oswald the Lucky Rabbit Cartoon; 1937)
Foreign Correspondent (Film; 1940)
He-Man and the Masters of the Universe (Animated TV Series; 2002)
If I Had a Hammer, by Peter, Paul & Mary (Song; 1962)
Last Train to Clarksville, by The Monkees (Song; 1966)
LazyTown (Children’s TV Series; 2004)
Lover, by Taylor Swift (Song; 2019)
Midnight in a Toy Shop (Silly Symphony Disney Cartoon; 1930)
Olympic Hymn, by Richard Strauss (Hymn; 1936)
Rodeo Romeo (Fleischer/Famous Popeye Cartoon; 1946)
The Roman Hat Mystery, by Ellery Queen (Novel; 1929)
Rules of the Ring, by Jack Broughton (Boxing Code; 1743) [1st Rules of Boxing]
The Scarlatti Inheritance, by Robert Ludlum (Novel; 1971)
Siegfried, by Richard Wagner (Opera; 1876) [Ring of the Nibelung #3]
The Tate Gallery (Museum; 1897)
Tom and Jerry Meet Sherlock Holmes (WB Animated Film; 2010)
Uncle Buck (Film; 1989)
The Usual Suspects (Film; 1995)
The Vanishing Prairie (Documentary Film; 1954)
Volunteers (Film; 1985)
What a Wonderful World, recorded by Louis Armstrong (Song; 1967)
Wimmin Hadn’t Oughta Drive (Fleischer Popeye Cartoon; 1940)
Winning the West (Mighty Mouse Cartoon; 1946)
Today’s Name Days
Alfred, Rochus, Stefan, Theodor (Austria)
Krunoslav, Roko, Stjepan (Croatia)
Jáchym (Czech Republic)
Rochus (Denmark)
Aulis, Aurel, Kuldar, Kullar, Kullo (Estonia)
Aulis (Finland)
Armel, Roch (France)
Alfred, Rochus, Stefan, Stephanie (Germany)
Alkiviadis, Apostolos, Diomedes , Diomidis, Gerasimos, Sarantis, Seraphim, Stamatia, Stamatis (Greece)
Ábrahám (Hungary)
Rocco, Serena, Stefano (Italy)
Aistars, Astra, Astrīda (Latvia)
Alvita, Butvydas, Jokimas, Rokas (Lithuania)
Brynhild, Brynjulf (Norway)
Alfons, Alfonsyna, Ambroży, Domarad, Domarat, Joachim, Joachima, Roch (Poland)
Leonard (Slovakia)
Esteban, Roque (Spain)
Brynolf (Sweden)
Yukhym (Ukraine)
Craig, Kraig, Roch, Rochelle, Rochester, Rock, Rocky, Serena, Serenity, Serina (USA)
Today is Also…
Day of Year: Day 229 of 2024; 137 days remaining in the year
ISO: Day 5 of Week 33 of 2024
Celtic Tree Calendar: Coll (Hazel) [Day 14 of 28]
Chinese: Month 7 (Ren-Shen), Day 13 (Red-Zi)
Chinese Year of the: Dragon 4722 (until January 29, 2025) [Wu-Chen]
Hebrew: 12 Av 5784
Islamic: 10 Safar 1446
J Cal: 19 Purple; Fryday [19 of 30]
Julian: 3 August 2024
Moon: 87%: Waxing Gibbous
Positivist: 4 Gutenberg (9th Month) [Napier]
Runic Half Month: As (Gods) [Day 9 of 15]
Season: Summer (Day 58 of 94)
Week: 2nd Full Week of August
Zodiac: Leo (Day 26 of 31)
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theexaltedbride · 2 years ago
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Dead Island 2 Slayers X National Guard Reader (Gender Neutral) (Part 2!)
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(Once again, art is not mine, but taken from the old TTRPG “All Flesh Must Be Eaten”, forgive me if its a crappy crop. AFMBE is a pretty good and highly modular game if you want to get your zombie fix on with some dicegames. I would also recommend the other games by Eden Studios, like Conspiracy X, Armageddon, and Witchcraft. Not enough people out there give Unisystem a try.)
Amy:
-When it comes to running PT around the manor, or around the block that has been cleared out, Amy always runs past you like its nothing and sometimes playfully swats you on the butt just to help motivate you to move it.
-She sometimes says that after they all get out of this, she might start looking into helping out with physical therapy and exercises for wounded vets with prosthetics. Give something back to the community, but she’s doing it after she wins the gold at the Paralympics and kisses you on camera of course.
-When you go to visit Patton, Amy likes to tag along. She may not know what kind of pain he feels as a soldier, but she perfectly understands what he suffered through his injury and how he must have felt when given looks by people who saw his face. It was the same kind of looks that Amy got for her prosthetic leg. She sees that you like to check in on Patton and wants to be part of it, as her way of telling you that if you were ever hurt like that, or lost a limb like she did, then she would still love you no matter what.
-Amy has seen the way you sometimes have trouble fighting zombie soldiers, and has tried to help you through it by opening up a little about how she hates learning the names of the more recently infected, because its so much easier to put them down when you think of them as just monsters. She understands what bothers you, and she is there for you.
-After plenty of gun drills out in the hills (totally not an excuse to have a secret picnic alone together...well not all the time), you’ve both decided that a pistol is the best kind of Gun for Amy. Something lightweight she can fire one handed while on the run and keeping ahead of the undead.
Bruno:
-Whenever he sees you loading up on weapons or equipment it’s going to be a tossup between a John Wick or John Rambo joke.
-In a sparring match you got a bit too into it and punched Bruno so hard it knocked him down, he played it up more while asking if you could kiss it better.
-Once in bed asked you to talk to him in a more dominant and commanding way, giving him orders. 
-When you’ve tried to determine what gun was best for Bruno, he insisted on trying out a shotgun, only to immediately get knocked onto his ass by the recoil. He had a bruise for a few days, but it was the bruise to his ego which stung the most. This soon cleared up when you figured out a single shot sports rifle with the same caliber rounds as your own, was better for Bruno rather than Semi-automatic or Full-automatic. This way you could both share the same ammunition, but Bruno could actually take his time to hit the Zeds. Anything else seemed to make him too trigger happy. 
-Once you figured out Bruno kind of wanted to impress Mr. Curtis (because he was his Grandpa’s favorite actor) you helped Bruno get some target shooting in so that the next time Curtis had any shooting competitions at the mansion, Bruno just might be able to impress him. 
Carla:
-Similar to Bruno, Carla will sometimes compare you to Hicks or Vazques from Aliens when she sees you loading up, and will throw some quotes your way.
-The scratches you both leave on each other during sparring sessions lead to a lot of jokes that you’re straight up having wild Viking sex rather than training. Carla just jokes back that if you can survive either one with her then nothing will kill you.
-You were genuinely impressed at seeing Carla pick up an M-249 SAW like it was nothing. She loved the look on your face as she just unloaded it into a horde of Zeds coming at you. Sure, most of her shots completely missed or only maimed the zombies, but that still doesn’t change the fact that you will never forget that moment. 
-As a special gift to you, Carla’s personal project is to pick out one of the military vehicles lying around that is best suited for both fighting and transporting people, and tricking it out to handle moving through the zombie infested streets. She’s gonna make it look like something out of Dawn of the Dead or Mad Max. As tribute to you, she’s naming it the “(Your Name) 2″. Since she’s not up to date on what vehicle does what, she’s constantly asking you about them.
-Carla liked her own style, but after finding out from you just how many different pockets military and tactical pants have she’s started to adopt them as part of her wardrobe and loves all the extra space she has for holding her tools and snacks and whatever the hell else she wants to carry with her in the zombie apocalypse. Pockets rule!
Dani:
-Dani regularly helps you cut and style your hair properly so you can keep it regulation standard. She find it boring and would love to go crazy with your hair. But since you want it that way, and it relaxes you to keep some uniformity to your look, she tries to keep complaints to the minimum (but insists on getting to go all out with your hair once you both leave Hell-A and your time with the Guard is over).
-Despite not being one for guns, Dani took to them like a fish to water. She passed all the tests you devised for the group with flying colors (matched only by Sam B whose had plenty of experience by now). She prefers sticking to smaller calibers with pistols and submachine guns. You even went so far as to teach Dani a few little tricks, such as how to properly move and clear a room without bumping into someone else, and communicating with gestures and touches. Shoulder touching is normally a way of communicating between soldiers among a fire team to let them know you are nearby and ready, but between you and Dani it has also taken on a more...intimate meaning as well.
-Since Dani loves to swear now and gain you’ve taken to teaching her some military swears and fun acronyms like SNAFU (Situation Normal All Fucked Up), RDS (Real Deep Shit), and Blue Falcon (Buddy Fucker IE: Backstabber / double-crosser.).
-She sometimes jokes about taking the riot gear off of a riot zombie and wearing it so that she and you can look like a properly armored pair of warrior lovers. But she likes being able to maneuver around zombies and the armor would just cramp her style.  
-Started affectionately calling you the “GI of My Eye.”, even after someone joked that it sounded more like a reference to an eye infection than something sweet (to which she punched them square in the shoulder for it).
Jacob:
-He’s normally pretty anti-authoritarian and anti-establishment, but didn’t take too kindly to Rikky Rex shit talking you in your uniform and making Vietnam War comparisons. Rikky doesn’t know you and doesn’t know what you’ve been through to save people in Hell-A while he and his gang of drunks were partying it up in Beverly Hills. It wasn’t so much an argument on your behalf, as Rikky is way too drunk to hold a coherent thought, but it was kind of nice to see Jacob stand up for you personally even if there are things he doesn’t agree with about your service and to whom you swore an oath to. 
-You and Jacob are starting to develop a Legolas and Gimli style competition over who can stack the most Zeds per mission. You both lie to try and make it sound like the other person got more kills.
-Jacob is trying to find a sleeveless vest with a camo pattern that matches your own, no luck yet but he’ll keep looking.
-You tried to get Jacob to do some gun practice with you, but he honestly swears it off and is happy to stick with clubs and hammers. He says you can pick off the zeds from a distance while he crushes the ones that get through, teamwork.
-Jacob would love to introduce you to his mother, especially if you would show up in your dress uniform, his mother has always been telling him to meet someone nice and respectable outside of the Stunt actor business. 
Ryan:
-You and Ryan had a bonding experience over sharing an MRE together. He was surprised it wasn’t total garbage. It wasn’t good, but at least it was somewhat edible, and he especially loved finding that they sometimes come with sweets.
-You once caught him wearing your helmet and vest and admiring himself in a  mirror while trying out some lines as if he were an actor. You joked to him that if he really wants to admire himself like that in private you could clean up an extra uniform and gear for him to use, but to not use yours since you need them.
-Ryan sometimes leaves little things in your helmet when you are going to be separated for missions and he knows about it in advance. This could range from sweets, to notes, to even once an old photo of him mid dance during his previous career. 
-You’ve both been practicing how to carry another person if they are injured, that’s totally why you are constantly grabbing each other. No ulterior motive at all. It’s just professionalism, even though Ryan isn’t a real First Responder. (Do you think the other Slayers bought it?)
-He has sometimes wondered what he’d look like with a more military high and tight haircut, but just can’t give up his current hairstyle. He even jokes to you that it was a good thing he had a fireman’s costume on hand, or else he never would have been able to bluff his way past the security checkpoint if he had to pretend to be a soldier.
All Purpose Headcanons:
-Once it finally gets through the heads of everyone else that you have a day job besides being in the Guard, they started coming at you with all sorts of questions about what you do and why you chose to give up part of your time off and work days doing training and other work with the National Guard. They were kind of disappointed that your answers were pretty mundane.
-When your slayer lover was thrown into the sewer pit by the Numen, the only reason you didn’t immediately try to jump in and save them was because you tried to stab the nearest Numen who was in your way, only for them to block your hits. Despite being untrained, the Numen named ‘Thurston’ was able to match your movements with frightening speed, using the barrel of his own rifle to block all your bayonet jabs and swipes, before the one called Cadenza grabbed the barrel of your rifle and bent it like a toy. Together the two of them kicked you square in the chest and send you tumbling down into the same pit as your lover.
You landed on the ground with such force it knocked the wind out of you, but before the zombies could overwhelm you your Slayer Lover jumped in, crushing the skulls of the zeds with ease, kicking them so hard they splattered against walls. Even in your lover’s frenzied state, they recognized you and knew the danger you were in, and would not allow any harm to come to you.
-When your own Numen abilities began to manifest beyond just a general boost to your body and rapid regeneration, you found that your experience as a soldier, taking orders and sometimes giving them, has influenced your powers. When you try hard enough, you can start to command the weaker autophage infected and use them like puppets to attack other infected. It is draining, gives you a real migraine, and feels...dirty when you do it. But it has been a lifesaver for the group on a few occasions so it remains a trick you can pull out when needed. You can’t do more than a dozen infected at a single time, but the more you practice, the better you get at controlling them. 
You’re also beginning to suspect that the Numen called ‘Konradt’ might have a similar power to you. Unlike her, you only use this power when necessary, while you have a sneaking suspicion that she uses it to spy on you and the Slayers.
-Your Slayer lover kept trying to throw grenades like they were baseballs and it took you a while to teach them to properly lob it overhead. Luckily there are plenty of Zeds to practice with.
-Thankfully you haven’t had to fight too many other survivors, the uniform and six other survivors at your back is enough to intimidate most raiders, but a few times now its had to happen, at least when it does you can fall back on the training.
-As dangerous and downright terrifying as it is to go out at night, sometimes you have no choice, a mission needs to be done or you need the cover of darkness to help you get somewhere far from the mansion. For moments like these you are sadly one of the better options for a moonlight run. You have yet to find any proper night vision goggles, so you have no choice but to rely on moonlight, random streetlights, or your own flashlights to get across Hell-A. Since you’re the one with an understanding of light discipline, and regularly wears camo to blend in, you are normally chosen to go out at night. Though your Slayer Lover always wants to go with you since its dangerous at night. 
-You have some small experience with CBRN and other Hazmat training, not a lot but you and the others were given a quick refresher before being sent to LA to fight the infection, so you tend to be the one helping cleanup after any major fights near a safezone. Surprisingly, Andrea is pretty good at cleaning up those messes as well. The group also tends to depend on you to clear the way whenever you encounter that caustic slime the government was using to melt down infected bodies and neutralize the virus. 
-The worst encounter you’ve had so far has been in finding infected version of soldiers and guards that you knew from before. Whatever they once were is gone now, and you struggled to pull the trigger, the Slayers helped you, they told you to just look away while they did the dirty work. There were no jokes, no quips, just fast and efficient Slaying. Afterwards, your lover refused to leave your side until they were sure you were okay, and only after you asked them to give you some space.
-The best memory so far is when you (thanks to Carla’s mechanic experience) managed to get a Humvee working and proceeded to drive it up and down the beach, giving everyone else a turn on the .50 call in the turret, while mowing down zombies left and right. You even plowed through a few smaller swarms before you slammed into a Crusher and had to bail out while it was trying to flip the vehicle. Next time you are gonna try to do it again with an MRAP. Though honestly you should get one of those working in order to safely evacuate multiple civilians at once if you ever need it.
-Since you already have some bayonet training and experience you’re starting to get good at using spears and polearms and other similar two-handed stabbing weapons.
-Sometimes when you and Patton hang out, you both slip into a lot of military jargon and three letter acronyms or slang that leaves the rest of the group completely lost. Its fun to see the utter confusion on their faces.
-You’ve had to borrow extra uniforms off of the ‘fresher’ undead and give them a thorough cleaning so you have more than one set to use throughout the week. The others have suggested just switching to normal clothes, but you can’t. This is who you are and its who you will present yourself as, especially given how many times people have looked hopeful when you and the Slayers come to the rescue.
-Sometimes you listen to Civil Defense frequencies on the radios, or over scavenged military comms and some of the reports you hear are strange. Those earthquakes that screwed up the evacuation almost felt targeted, rather than just a case of nature being cruel. Down in one of the spare rooms you are slowly putting the pieces together with a web of intrigue on a wall. The others aren’t sure they buy your theory...but you think the Earthquakes and all that slime everywhere is not natural, its something eldritch, lovecraftian even. Luciana is the only one who is into this, but you need more proof. Which might mean dealing with the Eschaton group at some point.
When you have enough proof, you’re going to send it back to the DOD, CDC, Every single Alphabet Agency and news agency, so that the world can be prepared for what is to come. You just need to be able to prove it. This might be the only chance we have to stop humanity from dying, all the lives lost, all the pain endured, it has to be worth it in the end.
Bonus: Bruno’s playlist for you.
Some of the songs Bruno has put together which remind him of you or he likes to listen when out with you.
-The Offspring “Dividing By Zero/Slim Pickens”.
-Neo Fresco “Sublimation”.
-Battlefield 3 “Steel On Target”.
-Sons of Pythagoras  “Counting The Cost”.
-Imagine Dragons “Friction”.
-Nine Inch Nails  “The Good Soldier”.
-Invocation Array “The Machine in the Ghost”.
-Jefferson Airplane  “White Rabbit”.
-Disturbed “The Curse”.
-Disturbed  “The Infection”.
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How It All Began
Chapter Two: Living Legend
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Story Summary: Remus, son of a simple fisherman, had worked hard to become the captain of his own pirate ship. And in his humble opinion, it was going great! His crew was small but reliable and they had just stolen something that could them some nice cash from a military vessel they happened to cross on the open sea. They just needed to hide it somewhere until it was safe to sell. How lucky for them that they come across a nice, uninhabited island.
Little did Remus know just who he would find on that little piece of land and how it would change his life entirely.
Content Warning: Innuendo, Reference to Past Trauma, Past Parental Death
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Remus set off to the island again early the next morning. He hadn’t slept much, the sound of bones breaking upon hitting rocks bouncing around in his head the entire night. Instead of fruitlessly fighting his insomnia much longer, he got up with the rising sun, stuffed the box containing the seal into a satchel, found Sloane already up and about and dragged him along to the rowboat.
As he had done yesterday with Patton and Elliot, Remus left Sloane at the beach to look for a hiding place by himself, this time choosing an entirely different direction from the day before. He was looking for a spot that was easy to remember but hard to get to – he didn’t want to bury the box, because one, that was totally cliché and two, he really didn’t want to do all that digging – so a cave or hollow tree would be perfect.
It took him a while before he found an opening between two cliffs that looked somewhat deep. It was small and dark though, squeezing in there might not be the smartest move. Before he could even try, he was startled by a voice.
“You will not fit in there.” In a very reminiscent way, Remus spun around to face… the guy from yesterday? They stared at each other until Remus found his voice again.
“Wha- How? I killed you!”
“Falsehood. The injuries from the fall killed me, not your… bullet I believe they are called?” Remus just continued to stare at him in disbelief.
“Who the fuck cares how, you still died!”
“Indeed.”
“So how are you here? Are you a ghost? Am I being haunted?!” That thought honestly excited Remus a bit. He tried to look closer, maybe he could see through the guy now but nope, same as yesterday. Not even his clothes had changed.
“I am not a ghost. I died and then came back. I do not see how you are not understanding the situation.”
“Dead people don’t just come back to life!”
“That is true.”
“Then why did you?”
“Because I am immortal.”
“What?” The man cocked his head to the side.
“Do you not know of the legends of Immortals? When I was young they were quite commonly told.”
“Of course I know the legends!” Remus sputtered. “If the Elemental Spirits find one worthy, they can grant even a human the gift of immortality like the sirens. But they’re just that: legends! Like I expect some random guy I shot on a random island to just come back to life!”
The stranger nodded in understanding as if this was a typical discussion topic and he hadn’t just turned Remus’ entire world view on its head.
“I suppose that is true. Though considering you are a man of the sea, I had expected you to have some experience dealing with sirens, so I am surprised this comes as such a shock to you.” Remus was once again at a loss for words. Sure, as many others had, he had hoped that the stories were true, that humans could gain immortality the sirens had from birth, but there had never been any proof. All accounts of supposed Immortals were dubious at best. The Elemental Spirits were known to dislike humans, even before they took over the lands and destroyed many forests. It was the main reason the seas were dangerous to travel, the Spirits would not let humans take more control.
For an immortal to be in front of him now… it was a dream come true! A switch flipped in Remus’ brain and his wariness of the stranger simply evaporated. Instead, excitement shot through every fiber of his being at the realization that the one thing he had feared was impossible for him to achieve was directly in front of him. A real Immortal! He got to meet a true immortal human being! A grin broke across his face and with quick steps he made his way over to the man who was now the one to look startled.
“That means you met the Spirits? The real deal? And they approved of you? You really can’t die no matter what??” Their faces were now inches apart. The man blinked at him, the sudden change in his demeaner had probably thrown him off, before he took a step back and cleared his throat.
“Yes to all of those questions. Unless the Council deems me no longer useful and revokes their gift to me, I will revive no matter the injuries.” Remus’ grin grew impossibly wide and he let out a loud cackle. Then he grabbed the man’s hand and shook it wildly.
“Name’s Remus, Pirate Captain, and you’re going to tell me everything right now.” The man eyes him for a moment before pulling his hand back and rightening his glasses.
“Logan, biologist and botanist. It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance.”
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“So how long have you been immortal?” Despite only just having properly met the man in front of him – Remus, if he remembered correctly – Logan could already tell from the expression on the man’s face that he would not rest until he had answers to all his questions. His green eyes were wide open and curious, a look Logan knew he had often worn himself as a young child and lost sometime on his way into adulthood.
Regardless, if Remus was going to question him for hours, they might as well be comfortable.
“Before you start your interrogation, would you like to accompany me to my camp? I can make us some tea and we could sit while talking.” The other blinked, obviously not having expected the invitation.
“Yeah, sure! Whatever gets you into the mood, four-eyes!” He wriggled his eyebrows in what Logan could only guess was supposed to be a suggestive manner. He decided to ignore the innuendo.
“Then please follow me, it is not far.” Logan turned around and headed deeper into the jungle. He’d been on this island for almost ten years now, he knew every nook and cranny, no need for a compass. Remus followed close behind him with loud steps.
“You can answer while we walk though, right?” The pirate captain apparently was not a patient person but that was unsurprising. Over the years, Logan had learned that few of his kind were.
“Very well. You asked about how many years it has been since I have gained my immortality, correct?”
“Not in those words but yeah.”
“I can’t say with absolute certainty, I spend a lot of time alone so keeping track of dates is not something I do diligently, but I can estimate that it was around 140 years ago.” His companion whistled.
“And you’ve been here the entire time?”
“No, I have relocated a few times once my research concluded.”
“And then you just go looking for another place to do the same thing again? Sounds pretty dull.”
“It is anything but dull,” Logan responded more sharply than he had intended. “I do this work because I enjoy it, it’s what I always wanted to do with my life.”
“And that’s why you sought out the spirits? To give you more time to do your research?”
“I didn’t seek them out which is probably why they chose to accept me.” They arrived at his camp just in time for him to dodge the follow-up questions Remus surely had in mind. His home was quite simple, and he liked it that way. It was a clearing, small enough to still be mostly covered by the canopy of the trees above to give shelter from the simpler rainfalls but big enough to give room to move around in. He had set up a fire pit in the middle of the space with an old but durable cauldron held up by some sturdy branches above it. It was currently empty; he would need to fetch water from the stream nearby.
“Please, make yourself comfortable.” Logan motioned for Remus to sit on his bed which was essentially just a collection of moss on a flat stone but being blessed by the Spirits meant more than just gaining immortality and said moss was as soft as the finest mattress money could buy. His bed, along with a large chest containing his few sets of clothes, notebooks, and other personal items, was located underneath a naturally formed stone awning that kept him completely protected from the occasional storms. He stored most of his food supply in a cave not far away where the temperature and humidity were much stabler than out here, thanks to his blessing.
“I will fetch some water, if you know how to use flint to start a fire, I would appreciate the assistance. More firewood is over there.” It was a small stack of logs and twigs inside a hollow tree nearby. Logan grabbed his bucket, also wooden, and headed towards the stream. With his free hand he made sure that the key to his chest was still on his person. He shouldn’t be gone long enough for the pirate to pick the lock.
The babbling of the water always had a soothing effect on Logan. The gentle sound calmed him and he took a deep breath. He hadn’t expected Remus to react the way he had. He didn’t get visitors often, he never had on any of the islands he inhabited after making his deal with the Spirits, and when he did, he tried not to engage. He talked to Remus the day before since he feared the other could get hurt in a moment of carelessness and he had similar motivations earlier as well. The few others he had talked to before also met him with suspicion, in rarer cases with curiosity but most of those encounters ended with Logan’s death. Pirates were ruthless after all, and soldiers often assumed the worst of him. Merchants didn’t come to places like this.
So to have Remus believe him and be excited about talking to him was something new to Logan. And he was entirely out of practice regarding his social skills. His only contacts were Janus and occasionally Virgil but neither sirens were super friendly with him. And then there was his patron, a spirit of the earth on the Council, but he spoke to her only every few years.
Having a human in his camp? Exciting and worrying at the same time. He shouldn’t leave him alone for too long.
Logan took another deep breath before kneeling by the water’s edge and dipping the bucket into the stream to fill it up before making his way back. To his surprise, he found Remus actually crouching by the now lit fire, watching the sparks with a delighted expression on his face.
“Thank you for your cooperation,” Logan nodded to him as he carefully filled the water from the bucket into the cauldron to avoid killing the flames accidentally.
“No problem! I’ll never say no to a bit of arson!” the pirate grinned at him.
“I see. Is that a part of the reason as to why you chose your profession?”
“Not really but it definitely was a plus! I just wanted to be on the seas, and being a merchant’s errand boy seemed boring, as did becoming a fisherman – I mean my father was one, so I knew it wasn’t exciting most of the time – and I was going to off myself before even thinking of joining the naval forces. Becoming a pirate was just the most fun in my opinion.”
“You are quite odd,” Logan commented after pausing for a moment. He meant nothing bad by it and judging from the grin on Remus’ face, he hadn’t taken it as an insult.
“So I’ve been told!”
“I hope you don’t mind me asking some personal questions. I am quite curious about you.”
“Wow, you’re blunt! If you wanna take this to your moss bed, I would be down!” The pirate captain wiggled his eyebrows suggestively and Logan couldn’t fight the blush that spread across his cheeks.
“That was not what I was referring to,” he clarified after clearing his throat. Remus cackled.
“Yeah, I know. I was just messing with you, though I do mean that I am totally open to tango with you, if you did want to.”
“Please, let us get back on topic,” Logan sighed and the pirate seemed to understand that he reached a limit.
“To answer your question: I don’t mind you asking some stuff in return. Though if I don’t wanna answer something, I won’t. Of course, that goes for you, too. I’m not gonna be too nosey.”
“Thank you.”
“You’re welcome! Now, tell me more about how you met the Council! They’re the big bosses of the Spirits, right?”
“They are a collective of spirits that act as a sort of government, yes. Most of them are older than we could possibly imagine. They keep the balance of the natural world.”
“That is so fucking cool! And how did you end up meeting them?” Remus was leaning very close to him, staring at his face with an intensity that made Logan a bit uncomfortable. Thankfully, the water in the cauldron was now boiling, so he could flee to fetch two cups and the tea leaves. He put the leaves in the cups, then carefully added the water before handing one of them off to Remus and moving to sit on his bed with his own. Remus followed but decided to sit on Logan’s chest instead, creating some much-needed distance between them – well, needed by Logan at least.
“I will not go into detail,” Logan started, staring at his cup while it brewed, trying not to dive too deep into painful memories, “but I was brought along by someone against my will. Why exactly they took me, I do not know, I was barely conscious, but I believe my captor thought having a sacrifice might be a good back-up plan if his meeting with the Council went sour. I don’t think he lived long enough to offer.” He chanced a quick glance up at Remus who was sitting eerily still as he listened.
“When I regained my bearings, I was alone with the Council. They asked me questions and I answered honestly. I was quite afraid. But they understood that I bore no ill intent and thus offered me a deal. A chance to do the research I always dreamed of doing, for as long as I wanted, as long as I shared my findings with the Council.”
“Why were they so interested in your research? You said you dabbled in biology and botany, right?” Logan nodded in confirmation, making Remus narrow his eyebrows. “Shouldn’t they already know everything you could find? They’re basically nature itself, right?”
“Yes, most of my findings are simply confirmation of what they already know. But nature is unpredictable and so there are some developments – mutations if you will – that even the Elemental Spirits aren’t aware of. Nature adapts and that can happen in many unexpected ways.”
“That’s so fucking cool,” Remus cheered, kicking his legs like a child. Logan smiled, glad to share his passion with another and receive a positive response. Even back during his studies he had rarely met like-minded people. He took a sip of his tea before asking the pirate a question he’d been wondering about.
“Do you have any background in academics? You said your father was a fisherman, did you receive any education? I’m afraid I am not knowledgeable of the current rate of literacy amongst the populace.”
“You talk funny,” Remus snorted. “But yeah, that’s fair, I guess. I did learn how to read and write as well as basic math but not much more than that.” Logan noticed one of Remus’ hands fiddling with his shirt at his chest but decided not to pry.
“Were you a special case or is that the standard education nowadays?”
“Standard, I think. I mean, I could have gone to school longer, but it wasn’t really my thing. Ro stuck around longer, but he was always the smarter of the two of us.”
“Who is ‘Ro’ if I might ask?”
“Roman, my twin brother.”
“Is he part of your crew?” Remus barked out a laugh.
“Fuck no. He’s too righteous for that. Nah, he’s a sailor, works for whoever will hire him last I heard. Well, not everyone. He stays away from any military vessels, we both learned young what shitheads they are.” By now, Remus was tightly gripping at his shirt and Logan couldn’t contain his curiosity any longer.
“What is under your shirt?” A poorly phrased question, he quickly realized. Remus looked shocked for a moment, seemingly not having noticed where his hand had wandered before a wide grin split his face and he leaned closer to Logan.
“If you wanna see me with my clothes off, you could’ve just asked,” he teased. Logan sputtered for a moment, face bright red, before he managed to protest.
“That is not what I was referring to and you know it!” The pirate leaned back and laughed loud and long. By the time he stopped, Logan’s blush had mostly receded.
“Sorry, that was just too good for me to pass up.” Remus wiped a tear from his eye. “But I guess it’s only fair now that I spill the tea.” Jokingly, he raised his still steaming cup, but placed it on the ground without letting any of the liquid escape. Afterwards he pulled on a chain around his neck, revealing a locket from underneath his shirt.
“This is a family heirloom of sorts. My dad had it made for Mom in place of an engagement ring since it was cheaper and they couldn’t really afford more. Later, he got another one made on Mom’s request so they could match. She said it made her feel better about sending him out to sea. Ro has the other one now and I kinda see where mom was coming from. Knowing he has the other makes me feel like we’re connected still.”
“That is a wonderful story, Remus. I am sorry if this is overstepping a boundary, but am I right in assuming your parents have passed?”
“Yeah.” The pirate looked solemn and Logan had to suppress the urge to grab his hand in support. “Ro and I were away; we were doing an apprenticeship to learn to sail on something bigger than a fishing boat. There was a pandemic in our hometown. By the time we heard and made our way back, Mom had already passed. Dad had managed to survive the illness, but it left him severely weakened. He was bedridden when we saw him. Told us that Mom said sorry she left without saying goodbye. That he was sorry he wouldn’t stay either. Ro and I sent him off. I never expected him to make it long without Mom, he basically worshipped her. If Ro and I had still depended on him he might have been able to pull through, but I guess he didn’t have much to live for anymore.”
“My condolences.” It was all Logan could think to say.
“It’s been a few years, I’ve come to terms with it,” Remus waved him off, though his smile was wavering. He put the locket back under his shirt. “Anyway, let’s switch to less depressing topics! How does reporting back to the Council work? Like do they summon you or something?”
“In very rare cases,” Logan explained, glad as well that they changed the direction of discussion again, “but most of the time they send a representative, usually two sirens that go by Janus and Virgil.”
“Sirens?!” Remus eyes were wide and he leaned closer. “What are they like?” Logan raised a brow.
“You’re a pirate. Surely you have encountered sirens before.”
“Nope, actually! At least not up close! We know better than to sail into their territory. I’ve seen some shapes that I think were sirens but I can’t say for sure. I always wanted to meet one!”
“You seem to be very interested in anything that has to do with Elemental Spirits.”
“Duh! It’s fascinating stuff!”
“I think so, too, but most see them as a bother more than anything else.”
“Yeah, I know. Really stupid in my opinion. Like they were here before us, we’re the ones intruding. They’re just defending what’s theirs.”
“I am glad you think so as well. I always found it incredibly rude how people talk about nature like it is something we need to fight instead of adapting to co-exist with it.”
“Exactly!” They smiled at each other, though Logan broke eye-contact when he felt his blush return. He cleared his throat.
“To answer your question about Janus and Virgil: they both are rather brash. Janus dislikes humans and staying on the surface too long, especially on sunny days. Virgil is skittish, and though he doesn’t necessarily dislike humanity, he fears us to a degree, so he’d rather stay away from the surface as well. He does come by occasionally to just chat which Janus is much less likely to do.”
“A siren fearing us sounds strange to me.”
“Well, as far as I understand it, there are Siren Hunters out there that specialize in capturing them. And siren scales are quite valuable, with their immortality and regeneration, if they are trapped, it is likely to end in torture for them.”
“Oh, I fucking hate the Hunters. Total dicks. Think they’re the shit, better than anybody else. Shot one in the head once, his face as he realized what was about to happen was so funny.”
“Please tell me more about your travels. I am quite curious to hear about the daily life of a pirate.”
“Sure! But you gotta tell me a bit more about your research too!”
“Gladly.”
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They talked for hours about Remus’ life on the sea – even a bit about his childhood adventures with his brother – and Logan’s time as an immortal. Remus noticed that he avoided talking about his life before that for long, all he learned was that Logan grew up as the fourth son of a noble and after finishing his studies at his university didn’t get the funding for his passion project, so he worked as a navigator for hire to try and fund it himself. The pirate didn’t press him for more details than he was willing to give, they had only just met after all.
“I should head back to the ship soon,” Remus commented once he saw the sky turn orange through the canopy of trees above him. Logan startled, apparently not having noticed the passage of time.
“I apologize for holding you up for so long. Your crew must be worried.”
“It’s fine,” Remus waved him off, though he did get up to his feet, Logan close behind. “This isn’t the longest I’ve been away from the ship. They’ll send a squad if it gets dark though, so I should get back before then.”
“I agree, that is for the best. I would prefer the wildlife to remain as undisturbed as possible. Where is your ship? I can guide you back.”
“I mean, I got a compass, so I’ll be fine on my own.”
“I would prefer to guide you, it will be faster and again, it will cause less disturbances.”
“Yeah, I guess that makes sense. We’re anchored on the south-western coast.”
“Very well, then please follow me.” Logan walked off, back into the jungle, and Remus hurried to follow him.
“Can I come back tomorrow? And bring a friend?”
“Just one?”
“Yeah. I’m sure the others would be curious, too, but Pat is the calmest one amongst them, as well as the one most interested in the topic.”
“Very well. If your supplies allow you to stay, I do not mind.”
“They should. I think.” Logan looked back at him with a doubtful expression. “I’m gonna check in with Pat on that to be sure, I promise. And I still need to hide this thing now that I think about it.” He gestured to the satchel at his side. Logan stopped and fully turned towards him.
“How big is it?” Remus pulled the box containing the seal out of the bag and showed it to the immortal, who looked it over once. “I believe I know a good place to store it. I can show you tomorrow.”
“That would be awesome, thanks.”
“My pleasure.” They continued on their way for a few more minutes until Logan stopped again, pointing further ahead. “We are not far from the beach, just continue straight ahead. I will meet you here again in the morning.”
“Got it, thanks, Death Defiant!” The nickname made Logan scowl, and Remus laughed as he jogged passed. True to Logan’s word, the captain soon broke through the tree line to a by now familiar looking beach. There was a rowboat pulled up on the sand but instead of Sloane, Remy and Emile waited for him.
“There you are, Capt’n,” Remy yawned. “We were starting to worry.” Considering that his First Mate sat on the beach leaned against his boyfriend, both wrapped in a blanket and looking very relaxed, Remus found that hard to believe.
“Yeah, yeah. I know I’m probably getting chewed out by Patton, let’s just head back.”
“Do we have to?” Remy whined, cuddling closer to Emile. “I don’t wanna move.”
“The captain has spoken, love, up you get.” Emile unwrapped the blanket and gently pried Remy off of him who let out another whine but complied.
“Fine! I was getting hungry anyway,” he pouted before climbing into the rowboat. Emile rolled his eyes at his dramatics but followed. Which left Remus to push the boat back into the water, but he managed it without much struggle. Remy and Emile were lighter than they looked.
Back on the ship, Patton indeed scolded Remus for remaining gone for the whole day and especially for leaving Sloane behind (Sloane himself didn’t seem to have minded it, actually).
“Did you at least find a good hiding spot?” Patton sighed, probably having noticed that he wasn’t getting through to his captain.
“Not yet, but I did find something far better,” Remus grinned. Patton tilted his head, looking like a confused dog. “I’m gonna show you tomorrow. Everyone!” he called, getting the attention of his crew that had gathered on the deck in preparations for dinner. “We’ll be staying here one more day! Or like half a day, we can afford that, right, Patton?”
Patton looked annoyed to be asked that after Remus had already made the announcement but nodded.
“Do we get to know why?” Missy asked.
“Nah, it’s a secret for now!”
“Figured.” The crew turned back to what they were doing before, all knowing better than to question their captain when he gets like that. Remus was so proud that they knew him so well.
“Now, let’s get some food, I’m starving!”
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midnightlee25 · 1 year ago
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Random Yandere Headcanons: What items are most important to them that they have from their darling
(Either by stealing, finding or being given the item.)
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Jacob:
He would keep a few things from his darling from very (to him.) important moments he has had with him. First meeting them, first date, first thing he learned about them etc.  Whether it be something that was from that moment or something he managed to get that was theirs in that moment he will be keeping the item safe in his possession. 
Dani:
It would be the first item she ever managed to get from her darling. She always keeps it on her person as a sort of good luck charm. If ever asked about it depending on what it is she would say it's from her lover or from someone very important to her.
Patton:
It would definitely have to be something that was actually given to him by his darling. He always has it on his person and he always makes sure it stays in pristine condition. It would also be a calming item when he isn't around them.
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blulexx · 1 year ago
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Playing dead island 2 again and I fucking love patton !!!!
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tafferling · 2 years ago
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A bit more Patton.
Can never have enough Patton.
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shionne56311 · 1 year ago
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DEAD ISLAND 2 Walkthrough Gameplay Part 10 - PATTON (FULL GAME)
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brookston · 3 months ago
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Holidays 8.16
Holidays
Bennington Battle Day (Vermont)
Children’s Day (Paraguay)
Cotton Day (French Republic)
CPAN Day
Cyrene Asteroid Day
Debian Day
Direct Action Day (India)
816 Day
Ekka People’s Day
Elvis Presley Commemoration Day
Eyeglasses Day
Festival of the Minstrels (Tutbury Castle, UK)
Follow Your Nose Day
GERS Day (Scotland)
Gold Cup Parade (Prince Edward Island, Canada)
Gozan no Okuribi (a.k.a. Daimonji; Kyoto, Japan)
Harmonic Convergence Day
Hestia Asteroid Day
Indie Animation Day
INXS Day
Joe Miller’s Joke Day (UK)
Madonna Day
Madonna del Voto Day (Siena, Italy)
Monty Python Day
National Airborne Day
National Apprenticeship Day
National Authenticity Day
National Backflow Prevention Day
National Energy Day
National Energy Multiplier Day
National Fasting Day
National Independent Worker Day
National Love Your Loss Day
National Roller Coaster Day
National Tell A Joke Day
National Work From Home For Wellness
Palio di Siena (Siena, Italy horse race) [also 7.2]
Patton Takes Messina Anniversary Day
Pine Crest Boys Varsity Tennis Team Day (Florida)
Remember What Your Spouse Wore the First Time You Met Day
Salem Heritage Day (Massachusetts)
Surveillance Day (f.k.a. Wave at the Surveillance Cameras Day)
Tell-A-Joke Day
Thai Peace Day (Win Santiphap Thai; Thailand)
Tipperary Day (Ireland)
True Love Forever Day
Whitmer Fednapping Day
Yukon Discovery Day (Canada)
Food & Drink Celebrations
Baba Au Rhum Day
International Rum Day [also 6.23]
National Rum Day
World Bratwurst Day
Xicolatada (Hot Chocolate Festival; Palau-de-Cerdagne, France)
Independence & Related Days
Anniversary of the Restoration of the Republic (Dominican Republic; 1924)
Constitution Day (Equatorial Guinea)
Cyprus (from UK, 1960; but celebrated 10.1)
De Jure Transfer Day (Puducherry, India)
Fête de l'Indépendance (National Day; Gabon)
Independence Referendum Day (Bermuda; 1995)
New Year’s Days
Parsi New Year (Gujarat, Maharashtra; India)
3rd Friday in August
Carrot Fest begins (a.k.a. The World’s Greatest Carrot Fest; Canada) [3rd Friday & Saturday]
Flashback Friday [Every Friday]
Fry Day (Pastafarian; Fritism) [Every Friday]
GME Professionals Day [3rd Friday]
Hawaii Statehood Day (observed) [3rd Friday] (also 7.4)
Hug Your Boss Day [3rd Friday]
Kool-Aid Day [3rd Friday] (also 2nd Friday)
Men’s Grooming Day [3rd Friday]
National Day of Action Against Bullying & Violence (Australia) [3rd Friday]
National Hawaiian Shirt Day [3rd Friday]
National Men's Grooming Day [3rd Friday]
Weekly Holidays beginning August 16 (2nd Full Week of August)
Elvis Week (Week of 8.16)
National Balayage Week (Week of 8.16)
Festivals Beginning August 16, 2024
Alaska Greek Festival (Anchorage, Alaska) [thru 8.18]
Alaska State Fair (Palmer, Alaska) [thru 9.2]
BBQ & Fly-in on the River (Excelsior Springs, Missouri) [thru 8.17]
BBQ Music Fest (Huntington Beach, California) [thru 8.18]
Bear Creek Folk Festival (Grand Prairie, Alberta, Canada) [thru 8.18]
Beautiful Days (Ottery St Mary, United Kingdom) [thru 8.18]
Bite of Tacoma (Tacoma, Washington) [thru 8.19]
Canadian National Exhibition (Toronto, Canada) [thru 9.2]
Celebrate Erie (Erie, Pennsylvania) [thru 8.18]
Centralia Balloon Festival (Centralia, Illinois) [thru 8.18]
Copenhagen Cooking & Food Festival (Copenhagen, Denmark) [thru 8.25]
Cornfest (Ortonville, Minnesota) [thru 8.18]
Dead on the Creek (Laytonville, California) [thru 8.18]
Electric Picnic (Stradbally, Ireland) [thru 8.18]
Eurocon [European Science Fiction Convention] (Rotterdam, Netherlands) [thru 8.19]
Fan Expo Chicago [f.k.a. Wizard World Chicago] (Chicago, Illinois) [thru 8.18]
Florence Wine Fest (Florence, Alabama) [thru 8.17]
FolkEast (Little Glemham, England) [thru 8.18]
Franklin County Watermelon Festival (Russellville, Alabama) [thru 8.17]
Georgia Mountain Fair (Hiawassee, Georgia) [thru 8.24]
Kool-Aid Days (Hastings, Nebraska) [thru 8.18]
Machias Wild Blueberry Festival (Machias, Maine) [thru 8.18]
Macomb Balloon Rally (Macomb, Illinois) [thru 8.18]
Madison Ribberfest - BBQ & Blues (Madison, Indiana) [thru 8.17]
Nebraska Balloon & Wine Festival (Elkhorn, Nebraska) [thru 8.17]
New Orleans North Festival (Joliet, Illinois)
Northampton Balloon Festival (Northampton, United Kingdom) [thru 8.18]
Old Time Power Show (Cedar Falls, Iowa) [thru 8.18]
Palio di Siena (Siena, Spain)
Philadelphia Folk Festival (Schwenksville, Pennsylvania) [thru 8.18]
Sabin Harvest Days (Sabin, Minnesota) [thru 8.17]
Sarajevo Film Festival (Sarajevo, Bosnia and Herzegovina) [thru 8.23]
Seoul POPCON (Seoul, South Korea) [thru 8.18]
Summerfest (Sleepy Eye, Minnesota) [thru 8.18]
Summerfolk Music and Crafts Festival (Owen Sound, Canada) [thru 8.18]
Sutherlin Blackberry Festival (Sutherlin, Oregon) [thru 8.18]
Wallace Huckleberry Festival (Wallace, Idaho) [thru 8.18]
Western Idaho Fair (Boise, Idaho) [thru 8.25]
Wicomico County Fair (Salisbury, Maryland) [thru 8.18]
Wild Blueberry Festival (Paradise, Michigan) [thru 8.18]
Zoo Brew (Idaho Falls, Idaho)
Feast Days
Agostino Carracci (Artology)
Ana Petra Pérez Florido (Christian; Saint)
Armel (a.k.a. Armagillus; Christian; Saint)
Arsacius (Christian; Saint)
Benjamin Alire Sáenz (Writerism)
Carista (Day of Peace in the Family; Pagan)
Carle Vernet (Artology)
Charles Bukowski (Writerism)
Diana Wynne Jones (Writerism)
Diomedes of Tarsus (Christian; Saint)
The Ditzies (Muppetism)
Edrinios (Arbitration Time; Celtic Book of Days)
Hal Foster (Artology)
Harmonic Convergence Day (Everyday Wicca)
Herbed Butter Day (for Vesta’s Bread; Starza Pagan Book of Days)
Ivan Bilibin (Artology)
Joachim (Christian; Saint)
Napier (Positivist; Saint)
Otto Messmer (Artology)
Roch (Christian; Saint)
Shahenshahi (Parsi New Year; India)
Simplician (Christian; Saint)
Solarinite Day (Church of the SubGenius)
Stephen I of Hungary (Christian; Saint)
Translation of the Acheiropoietos icon from Edessa to Constantinople (Eastern Orthodox Church)
Wave at the Surveillance Cameras Day (Pastafarian)
Lucky & Unlucky Days
Sensho (先勝 Japan) [Good luck in the morning, bad luck in the afternoon.]
Premieres
American Flyers (Film; 1985)
Austenland (Film; 2013)
Blind Faith, by Blind Faith (Album; 1969)
Blue Crush (Film; 2002)
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, by Roald Dahl (Novel; 1964)
The Commitments (Film; 1991)
Crow De Guerre (The Inspector Cartoon; 1967)
Dear God, by XTC (Song; 1986)
The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test, by Tom Wolfe (Novel; 1968)
Fiddlesticks (Ub Iwerks MGM Cartoon; 1930) [1st Color Sound Cartoon]
Firemen’s Picnic (Oswald the Lucky Rabbit Cartoon; 1937)
Foreign Correspondent (Film; 1940)
He-Man and the Masters of the Universe (Animated TV Series; 2002)
If I Had a Hammer, by Peter, Paul & Mary (Song; 1962)
Last Train to Clarksville, by The Monkees (Song; 1966)
LazyTown (Children’s TV Series; 2004)
Lover, by Taylor Swift (Song; 2019)
Midnight in a Toy Shop (Silly Symphony Disney Cartoon; 1930)
Olympic Hymn, by Richard Strauss (Hymn; 1936)
Rodeo Romeo (Fleischer/Famous Popeye Cartoon; 1946)
The Roman Hat Mystery, by Ellery Queen (Novel; 1929)
Rules of the Ring, by Jack Broughton (Boxing Code; 1743) [1st Rules of Boxing]
The Scarlatti Inheritance, by Robert Ludlum (Novel; 1971)
Siegfried, by Richard Wagner (Opera; 1876) [Ring of the Nibelung #3]
The Tate Gallery (Museum; 1897)
Tom and Jerry Meet Sherlock Holmes (WB Animated Film; 2010)
Uncle Buck (Film; 1989)
The Usual Suspects (Film; 1995)
The Vanishing Prairie (Documentary Film; 1954)
Volunteers (Film; 1985)
What a Wonderful World, recorded by Louis Armstrong (Song; 1967)
Wimmin Hadn’t Oughta Drive (Fleischer Popeye Cartoon; 1940)
Winning the West (Mighty Mouse Cartoon; 1946)
Today’s Name Days
Alfred, Rochus, Stefan, Theodor (Austria)
Krunoslav, Roko, Stjepan (Croatia)
Jáchym (Czech Republic)
Rochus (Denmark)
Aulis, Aurel, Kuldar, Kullar, Kullo (Estonia)
Aulis (Finland)
Armel, Roch (France)
Alfred, Rochus, Stefan, Stephanie (Germany)
Alkiviadis, Apostolos, Diomedes , Diomidis, Gerasimos, Sarantis, Seraphim, Stamatia, Stamatis (Greece)
Ábrahám (Hungary)
Rocco, Serena, Stefano (Italy)
Aistars, Astra, Astrīda (Latvia)
Alvita, Butvydas, Jokimas, Rokas (Lithuania)
Brynhild, Brynjulf (Norway)
Alfons, Alfonsyna, Ambroży, Domarad, Domarat, Joachim, Joachima, Roch (Poland)
Leonard (Slovakia)
Esteban, Roque (Spain)
Brynolf (Sweden)
Yukhym (Ukraine)
Craig, Kraig, Roch, Rochelle, Rochester, Rock, Rocky, Serena, Serenity, Serina (USA)
Today is Also…
Day of Year: Day 229 of 2024; 137 days remaining in the year
ISO: Day 5 of Week 33 of 2024
Celtic Tree Calendar: Coll (Hazel) [Day 14 of 28]
Chinese: Month 7 (Ren-Shen), Day 13 (Red-Zi)
Chinese Year of the: Dragon 4722 (until January 29, 2025) [Wu-Chen]
Hebrew: 12 Av 5784
Islamic: 10 Safar 1446
J Cal: 19 Purple; Fryday [19 of 30]
Julian: 3 August 2024
Moon: 87%: Waxing Gibbous
Positivist: 4 Gutenberg (9th Month) [Napier]
Runic Half Month: As (Gods) [Day 9 of 15]
Season: Summer (Day 58 of 94)
Week: 2nd Full Week of August
Zodiac: Leo (Day 26 of 31)
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pandoramsbox · 9 months ago
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Sci-Fi Saturday: Just Imagine
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Week 6:
Film(s): Just Imagine (Dir. David Butler, 1930, USA)
Viewing Format: YouTube
Date Watched: June 19, 2021
Rationale for Inclusion:
In looking into science fiction films of the 1930s, the first one I ran across that was new to me was also the first of its genre to receive an Academy Award nomination, Just Imagine (Dir. David Butler, 1930, USA). Not surprisingly if you're up on your Oscar history, this nomination came in an aesthetic category: Art Direction. Subsequently, designers Stephen Goosson and Ralph Hammeras lost to Max Rée for the Western Cimarron (Dir. Wesley Ruggles, 1931, USA). 
Other than being a piece of Academy Award trivia, including Just Imagine in our survey made sense because it was intermixed with genres we had not seen combined with sci-fi yet: comedy and the musical. The former was rarely seen combined with science fiction in the silent era, and the latter required the innovation of synchronized sound motion pictures.
Just Imagine is the first talking picture we watched, but it was not the first sound science fiction film produced. That distinction seems to belong to the 1929 adaptation of Jules Verne's The Mysterious Island (Dir. Lucien Hubbard, USA), which was produced as a silent film with a sound sequence and synchronized music track later added. I do not recall why we opted to skip this film in our survey: whether it was an issue of outright missing its existence and availability on DVD or through Archive.org, or intentionally skipping it because we had recently watched 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea (Dir. Stuart Patton, 1916, USA), which included narrative elements adapted from that novel.
At any rate, for its cross-genre whimsy and Oscar nomination, I decided Just Imagine needed to be included on our survey despite viewing access being inconvenient. Despite its historic status, no mainstream media or art house distribution service has made the film available on physical media or streaming. Various DVD-R versions circulate, and it can be found in unofficial versions on YouTube (as we watched it) or Archive.org.
Reactions:
The lack of mainstream release for Just Imagine makes sense for two reasons: due to copyright issues and only being of relative niche interest, late 1920s and early 1930s films aren't as widely available on contemporary home formats in general, and the film overall is not very good.
The main weaknesses of Just Imagine come down to its plot being a weak, rote triangulated romance, mediocre songs, and emphasis on Elmer "El" Brendel's comedy. Unlike his vaudevillian and cinematic contemporaries the Marx Brothers, Brendel's Swedish immigrant archetype has not retained his appeal or cultural relevance with later generations. However, his character's fish out of water immigrant schtick works well within the character's Rip Van Winkle inspired subplot.
The Academy wasn't wrong in nominating Just Imagine for its art direction though. The futuristic art deco city of 1980 is beautiful looking, and clearly indebted to the aesthetics of Metropolis (Dir. Fritz Lang, 1927, Germany), including video phones and personal airplanes instead of automobiles traveling between skyscrapers. The laboratory equipment that brings the fifty years dead Single O (Brendel) back to life was apparently too expensive a build for just one use because it was reused to more iconic effect the following year in Frankenstein (Dir. James Whale, 1931, USA). 
Single O's man from present day in the future storyline would be repeated in later sci-fi works, like the serial Buck Rogers (Dir. Ford Beebe and Saul A. Goodkind, 1939, USA), movie Judge Dredd (Dir. Danny Cannon, 1995, USA), and television series Futurama (1999-2003, USA). Other genre tropes that come into play throughout the film include food in pill form, people receiving number designations, marriages being bureaucratically arranged, reproduction without the sex or body horror, and a trip to a Mars populated by Martians. None of these aspects originate with Just Imagine, just cement its genre status.
For sci-fi fans, the set pieces and tropes in play make Just Imagine worth watching at least once, if only to appreciate later, better iterations of its elements. For classic film and pre-code cinema fans, it's an interesting cultural artifact for no other reason but its cast featuring Brendel, Maureen O'Sullivan, and Joyzelle, she of the infamous "naked moon dance" in The Sign of the Cross (Dir. Cecil B. DeMille, 1932, USA).
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