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âš I AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A NASTY DOG!
. . . BSD MEN AS OVERUSED PORN PLOTS!
wc: 5.3k
cw: MINORS DNIâexplicit sexual content, gn!+afab!reader, a lot of anonymous sex, dirty talk, BIG DICK MEN, probably a good amount of ooc, some questionable dynamics/dubcon that can be read through the lens of roleplay and/or prior consent. character-specific warningsâchuuya: public sex, penetration; dazai: penetration, riding, creampie; kunikida: professor/student, oral (m!receiving); fukuzawa: secretary/boss, office sex, oral (m!receiving), facefucking; atsushi: HEAVY DUBCON WARNING, stuck, perv atsushi, penetration; akutagawa: blackmailing if you squint, degradation, choking, penetration; oda: penetration; ango: public sex, penetration, riding; nikolai: dubcon, home intruder f!masturbation, penetration; sigma: a tiny bit of perv sigma, oral (f!receiving); fyodor: priest!fyodor, religion/blasphemy kink, christianity-specific, oral (m!receiving)
reid: putting my dual major in journalism to work by subtitling these like bad porn videos. little not so thought out drabbles many with no definitive ending just silly whore thoughts. some are more stupid than sexy but either way i hope you enjoy because this was a blast to write HAHAHAHA
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âš CHUUYA NAKAHARAâHOT GYM BUDDIES CANâT WAIT UNTIL AFTER THEIR WORKOUT TO FUCK!
âYeah, thatâs a lot better. Look at you, you got it,â the pretty redhead mutters, his hands still firmly on your hips as he spots your squat. âGive me one more, I know you can.â
The praise prompts you to draw in a deep breath that has nothing to do with your next squat; anyway, this gorgeous man, kind enough to help you with your form, believes in you. So you bend once more, squatting down, down, and pushing back upâuntil on your way back up, you feel your legs begin to buckle.
âWoah, woah.â Itâs sweet how concerned he sounds as his hands fly up to the bar and his feet nudge you forward to help you replace the weight on the rack, but his hips end up pressed to yours, and youâre gasping. âYou okay?â
Youâre fine, caged between him and the bar as he leans over your shoulder to glimpse your face thatâs flushed from exertion. Only exertion, surely, even though your ass is pressed firmly to his pelvis. He doesnât seem hard, but you can still feel it, and it feels big.
âYeah,â you breathe, moving to duck under the bar, but itâs low and youâre feeling a little dizzy, so you teeter backwards into him, and as his hands find your waist again. âYeah, Iâm about to be done anyway.â
âYou should really stretch after maxing out like that,â he suggests, turning you around. âDonât wanna be hurting, do you?â
But you can only look into his intense eyes and shake your head lightly before heâs easing you to the ground on your back, settling each of his knees over one of your thighs, and slotting his shoulder beneath your hamstring. He pushes forward, gently, slowly, looking to you for anything wrong; and there isnât.
Thereâs nothing wrong, except for the fact that you can feel his huge dick against your pussy through both of your shorts.
Itâs all you need to start moving blindly, reaching down for his waistband, pawing at his neck, mashing his lips to yours, and he doesnât hesitate to do it backâhe lets up on your leg only to slip your shorts off before your ankle is back over his shoulder and heâs grinding the head of his cock into your wetness.
âYou gonna let me in, baby?â he pants hotly, looking down at you squirming beneath him. âYeah, I know you willâyouâre strong, you can take it.â
His tip catches on your clit, and you gasp before heâs plunging into you, setting a brutal pace. âOh, fuck!â
âOh, fuck, yeah,â he groans. âSo fuckinâ tight.â
He hits the inside of you perfectly, his soft ginger hair falling loose from its low ponyâyou wish you knew his name so you could scream it, but you settle for moaning, panting, cussing, as he throws your other leg over his shoulder and drills into you on the gym mat. âš
âš OSAMU DAZAIâMY OLDER BROTHER ALMOST CAUGHT ME FUCKING HIS BEST FRIEND!
âShitâIâll be back, gonna go shower this off. Asshole.â
That was what your older brother, Chuuya, grumbled at Dazai before scurrying off to the bathroom. The three of you had just gotten back from getting ice cream, and Dazai had the brilliant idea of snatching Chuuyaâs cone from him and sticking it in his hair. Cursing ensued the entire walk home.
And Dazai popped the tail end of his cone in his mouth and grabbed for your wrists as soon as your brother was out of sight, which leads you to nowâin the living room, on the couch, bouncing furiously on his cock as he grunts.
âOsamuâbe quiet!â you plead with him, but youâre moaning, too.
His lips fall into a grin. âDonât worry, cutie, I can still hear the showerâfuck! Just keepâkeep doing that, you feel so fucking good.â
So you reinforce your grip on his shoulders and slam your hips down to meet his, over and over, drawing sinful sounds from both of your bodies as youâre separated by a single thin wall from your brotherâDazaiâs best friend, who would probably murder both of you if he found out you were fucking.
And then the water turns off. You muffle the choked cry you let out into Dazaiâs shoulder, so damn frustrated that you wonât get there, not before Chuuya comes backâbut Dazaiâs flipping you onto your back, grabbing you by your hips, pulling you into him with such fervor that you almost shout.
âNeed it, baby, I need to cum in this pussyââ
âOsamu!â
But even you canât tell if youâre egging him on or warning him to stopâwith no sound buffer and Chuuya undoubtedly coming back any minute, your body decides for you that you need it, too, you need to cum and you will, no matter how much your mind protests; your eyes flick nervously up to the hallway when theyâre not rolling back from how Dazaiâs rearranging your guts.
âHeâs gonna come backâunhâand youâre gonna sit here with my cum in you, and he wonât even fuckinâ know.â
Heâs digging his nails into your hips and ass, making you twitch, reaching down to rub your clit hard, and when you cum, clenching around him, he shoves his palm over your mouth and spills into you with a last few wet smacks.
Dazaiâs scrambling back into his pants as footsteps pad down the hall; he all but throws himself at the other end of the couch as you curl up, dressed but fucked silly, focused on not letting the evidence of what just happened gush out of you and leak onto the couch.
âFuck was that noise?â Chuuya mumbles, sauntering out as heâs tying his wet hair up.
âHm? I donât know, I didnât hear anything.â
When Chuuya turns toward the kitchen, Dazai tosses you a wink. Your face burns as you feel yourself leaking. âš
âš DOPPO KUNIKIDAâCOLLEGE HOTTIE SUCKS DICK FOR EXTRA CREDIT!
"You do realize I'm going to have to fail you," your professor informs you, looking into your eyes with a little regret. Truthfully, you've always been personable in class and shown promise as a student, and he's disappointed. Not in you, just in your poor academic performance during your final semester.
"There has to be something I can do to make up for it," you nearly plead, hands clasped together on the edge of his desk as you look to him with hope. You know you've been slacking, but you need this class to graduate.
"I don't knowâ" He sighs your name, clearly confliced. Your attendance record is less than impressive these days, and Kunikida's enforced a strict class participation policy throughout his years of teachingâas well as no extra creditâsomething he makes clear to all of his students in all of his classes, and you especially should know better after taking his classes for four years. "I don't know. Like what?" Maybe you can do a few credits in the summer and still walk at graduation, or pick up an internship. But he wants you to take the initiative and accountability.
He doesn't really know how to protest when you're slipping out of your seat and sinking to your knees as a spark starts to gleam in your eyes. You rattle off a few academic ideas for posterity, but ultimately find your hands sliding up his thighs and fiddling with his belt.
Fuck it, you think, you'll be out of here soon enough. Plus, Kunikida's always been kind, compassionate, understanding, and sexyâtoo invested in his field to even notice that handfuls of students on campus would throw themselves at him given the chance. Maybe he'll finally understand, you muse to yourself, as you work his hardening cock out of his dress pants.
He chokes out your name when you take his length in both of your hands; he's all the way gone when you're swirling your tongue over his tip, giving in to your little idea for extra credit sooner than he'd ever admit to himself.
"Oh, fuckâ" He's staring up at the ceiling of his office in pure bliss because his student is working hot, sloppy kisses down the underside of his cock. His hands twist into your hair, and you gaze up at him, doe-eyed, as his head falls forward and he looks at you through his glasses. "Keep going. Don't fucking stop."
He's trying not to thrust into your mouth when you fondle his balls; his pretty blond bangs are dampening with sweat, and you can't take your eyes off him as you bob your head faster, hollowing your cheeks around him and moaning at the taste of your professor's cock heavy in your mouth. He twitches and jumps at your attention to detailâyour fingers raking tracks down his thighs, your frantic tongue, your fluttering lashes and sugary moans, gags, and slurps that are music to him.
You know, as he falls apart more and more by the second, you won't have to worry about this class anymore.
"Unhâuh, yes, oh, fuck, we'll work something out, yeah, gorgeous? Just don't stopâdâdon't stop, don't fucking stop, I'm gonna cum down that pretty throat, yeah, and we'll get it all figured out." âš
âš YUKICHI FUKUZAWAâNAUGHTY SECRETARY SEDUCES HOT BOSS!
You're perched on his desk when he returns from the meetingâYukichi, your boss, who, lately, you can't stop thinking about climbling like a tree. You're sure your coworkers see it, too, but you're his personal assistant; no one gets to be as close to him as you, and he trusts you.
Which is why you'll put the moves on him today.
He runs a hand through his silver hairâobviously stressedâsighing as he pulls his office door shut and turns to you. He speaks your name, holds a few papers in your direction, begins instructing you on what he needs from you next.
But you know better what he needs. The papers that make their way into your hands are quickly forgotten about on his desk as you uncross your legs and hop down, sauntering up to place on hand on his arm, the other on his chest.
"Sir, you look so tense. Are you sure there isn't anything else I can do?"
He makes his way to sit down in his office chair, disregarding your touch in a way that has you following after him like a puppy in need of attention.
He doesn't answer, but he also doesn't protest when you settle between his knees beneath his desk and push his yukata and haori up to pool around his hips. His dick is thick and veiny, even soft; when you spit in your hand and begin to work him up and down his mouth falls open with a sigh, and he grows at least two inches as he hardens beneath your grip.
You didn't think you'd be able to fit his absolute monster cock in your mouth, but you find yourself, throat open, with your nose pressed to his happy trail as you swirl your tongue and breathe through your nose frantically; he holds your face down, speaking very little but making up for it with the way he grunts hotly in that deep, rough voice as he bucks into the back of your throat.
"Unhâugh..."
You breathe through your nose as his hips fall into a brutal pace; his hands on either side of your head keep you pinned in place as he uses you, takes his stress out on you. Your fingers massage his balls, and you can't help the way you hum around him when he twitches in your mouth.
Yukichi pulls out of your jaw and you gasp for air, wiping the spit that drips down your chin with the back of your hand, but he's not done. When he does speak, it's demanding, low, and it makes your cunt throb with need.
"Get up. Get up, sit on the desk. 'Need to fuck you."
You do as youâre told, open up for him with no hesitation, smiling as he works his fat cock into youâyeah, his stress will be gone in no time with the way he fucks your hole so hard and fast that you shake with each creak of his desk. âš
âš ATSUSHI NAKAJIMAâSTUCK IN THE ELEVATOR WITH MY SEXY NEIGHBOR!
"Ah! Atsushi, open the door!"
"Um," he frets, punching the button until he's sure it'll break. If it's not broken already. "IâI can't, it's not working!"
Not working? Is he fucking serious? You're trapped in the doorâall you did was try to reach back out for your bag you'd set by the elevator and now you're stuck, by the waist, between the two sliding maneuvers, your bag dangling from your hands.
"It's supposed to have a sensor! It's not supposed to even close when someone's on the threshold!" you cry through your teeth as you try to squirm out. Atsushi's mind is already working, though, over the way you're pinned in half, wiggling your ass as you struggle against the industrial strength of the elevator door. "Atsushi, help me, please call someone or somethingâ"
But his hands are on your hips, pulling backward, and you can't help the noise of surprise that slips out of you.
"Atsu', I seriously don't think that will work, please, just callâAtsushi!"
His hands shake as he slides your pants and underwear down your thighs, exposing your ass; he tunes out your protesting as he undoes his belt. You hear the clink of it hitting the ground, you feel his fingers dipping into your cunt from behind, and he cannot be fucking serious.
"I'm sorry," he cries like it's out of his controlâhe feels like it is. "I'm sorry, you're so hot, you're right here, I've wanted this for so long."
And you feel yourself beginning to drip at his desperate tone. You can't fucking believe itâthis is depraved. This is some shit you would've never expected from the sweet, cute boy in the apartment across the hall who helped you drag your bedframe and couch from this very elevator to your room but here he is, prodding at you with his pathetically leaky cock while you're stuck in the damn elevator door.
And you'd be frustrated with how your body reacts, but as he slides his dick along your cunt, drenching himself in your wetness, you can't help but arch back into his touch.
"Atsushi, you have to fuck me, please."
And he does, fast and unpracticedâhe whimpers for you, tells you you're all he thinks about when he jerks off; he confesses that he looks through his peephole when he knows you're leaving for work or school just to get at least one glimpse of you everyday to fuel his imagination, and you gush around him, the pain of the door trapping you falling irrelevant, drifting out of your mind, as he buries his face in your shoulder and humps into you like an animal, pounding against your cervix.
"Fuck, that's right, so good, so, so goodâbetter than I could've imaginedâagh, fuck, that's right, take it all, take it, take it, take it...!" âš
âš RYUUNOSUKE AKUTAGAWAâHOT BABE HAS NO MONEY, LETS THE DELIVERY BOY DESTROY THAT PUSSY!
You rifle through your wallet and hum when you come up short. "Um, I... know you said you don't have a card reader, but I don't have enough cash."
The delivery boy looks at you with little more than boredom until you invite him in.
"Here, let me look in my roomâI might have more stashed somehwere..."
He stands over you, searching you with his curious gray eyes as you dig through a drawer, a bag, another bag, only to come up short again. You even peek under your mattress for good measure, but you're just out. You turn to him sheepishly.
"I, uh... I don't have enough, I'm really sorry."
"Well, I can't leave without some form of payment," he deadpans, and you try to think of something, anythingâyou have a few giftcards for other delivery services, some jewelryâbut he's letting his bag fall off his shoulder and grabbing you by the hips before you can register what he means.
You end up face down, ass up on your bed as a compromise, his hips rutting into you from behind as he holds your wrists behind your back. Ryuunosuke his name tag readâyou're quick to adopt a way around that mouthful, moaning out, "Ryuu, Ryuu, please!" as he splits you open and calls you a whore.
"Fuckin' slutâ"
When you're able to glance back for a second you can see his pretty black hair swaying with each rough thrust, and you're sure he's hitting your lungsâhe's so fucking deep inside you, and you're gasping, moaning for more.
"âso eager toâunhâtake this dick. Probably hiding your cash somewhere."
But whether you are or not doesn't matter; your eyes are rolling back to the hard smack of his hips against your ass and the white-hot pleasure that rolls through you every time he plows straight into your g-spot, and he's throbbing inside of you at the way your cunt grips him. Your pizza's getting cold on the counter in your kitchen, but you don't careânot when he bunches his fingers up in your hair to arch you back up to him so he can wrap his other hand around your throat.
You hold onto him as he bends you, pulling air down into your lungs when you can, and his gravelly voice barrages you with more words that make you gush around his cock.
"Gonna let me cum in this pussy so you don't have to fork over a few bucks for a pizza? Pathetic."
His teeth sink into your shoulder, his other hand reaches down to torture your neglected clit, and you're sure he's gonna break you over this, your hot delivery boy who just so happened to have the idea to fill you up as payment. You pant his name desperately between thunderous moansâyou're gonna cum soon. âš
âš SAKUNOSUKE ODAâTHIS PLUMBER FIXED MORE THAN JUST MY PIPES!
"Okay, that should do it." The man stands up, back to a height at which he towers over you, and you lean on the doorframe to the kitchen as he shuts the cabinets beneath your sink. "It's all movin' again."
You were in your robe when you answered the door, but you'd be lying if you said you didn't run to the bathroom to fix your hair and swipe on a little lip balm while he was working. Really, you hadn't meant to try to fuck the plumber. But this man was gorgeous, with his auburn hair, stubble-lined jaw, large hands, broad shoulders. You felt your eyes widen when you first laid eyes on him, and now you'd been throbbing thinking about what those thick fingers could do other than plumbing.
You pull your robe tighter around yourself, hoping to subtly accentuate the outline of your body. "Thank you so much, really, I don't know what I'd have done without the sink."
"Probably used the dishwasher a lot more," he cracked dryly, and your previous words suddenly feel stupid, but it only serves to make him hotter.
"How should I pay you?" You stride over to him. "Cash?"
"You can just pay online." He looks tired, but he has a well-meaning smile on his face.
You look a little incredulous. "Really? I can'tâdo you accept tips? Seriously, top notch work and super quick. I can't not thank you."
"I'm really not supposed to take tips," he drawls, running a hand through his hair. You find yourself biting your lip; you can't look away from him. You must look like a rabid animal right now, but you can't help it.
He doesn't tear his eyes away from yours.
"I mean, unless..."
Those three words are what find you on your back in your bedroom with your robe thrown open, the sweet and efficient plumber named Sakunosuke standing at the edge as he impales you on his cock. He worked you open with those fingers first, fast and harsh, just how you begged him to, but nothing could've prepared your weeping hole for the stretch of his fat dickâand now he's pounding into you, his hands clutching your waist as you hold your legs open for him to thrust deeper, deeper.
âOh, shit. Unhâso wetââ
His groans come from his chest, deliciouslyâhe looks a little like he knows he shouldn't be doing this, but your cunt is sucking him in like it was what he was supposed to come here for all along. You spasm and clench around him and he throws his head back, your whole body rippling as his strong hips and heavy balls smack lewdly against your ass with each thrust.
âMmphâfuckâbreak that sink of yours more often, alright?â âš
âš ANGO SAKAGUCHIâI JOINED THE MILE HIGH CLUB (EXTREMELY RISKY)!
The man you met in the airport barâoh, heâs pretty.
He's even prettier in your mind when the pilot announces phone permissions now that you're in the air, and the first notification your phone receieves is from him.
I have an open seat next to me in first class. Come visit.
You don't hesitate for a moment. You stride forward from the economy section, past the flight attendants who protest at you flimsily to search for his seat numberâyou see his unmistakably gorgeous hair, his glasses, his sharp side profile as he speaks to an attendant, catches you in his peripheral, and then shoos her away.
There's hardly niceties before one of your legs is slung over his knee and he kisses you with fervor. You don't think too hard about the people around youânone of whom can actually see you but without a doubt will know exactly what's happening in a few minutesâas you grind down onto his thigh, bite his lips, draw soft gasps from him when your knee nudges his bulge.
Before you know it, his cock is free and he slides your underwear to the side so you can sink onto him; he groans shamelessly when your wet heat envelops him completely, causing heads to turn in your direction, but you just brace your knees against the airplane seat and your hands on his shoulders make quick work of milking him of everything he has.
He kisses you, hot, heavy; he smells good, he smells expensive, and you tear his dress shirt open to rake your nails down his chest as he grabs your hips, letting his head fall back and a full-bodied moan into the cramped air of the plane as he does so. You lift up to let him thrust, let lewd smacks resonate throughout first class, and with your chest in his face he rides your shirt up to latch his teeth to one of your nipples; you echo him, moaning unabashedly, running your hands through your hair, gripping him as people look on.
"Fuuuck, yeah, feels so good," he praises from beneath you. "Knew I had to fuck you from the second I saw you." His eyebrows draw up in concentration as he looks down at where your bodies meet and continues fucking up into you hard. "Hahâlisten to that cunt cry for me. You like being watched, huh? Gonna let me fuck you 'til the plane smells like sex? Huh?"
You nod, messily, desperately, and he quickens his pace ever faster, pulling you back down into a sloppy kiss.
An attendant awkwardly approaches in the aisle, but the gorgeous man who's destroying your insides just holds up a palm, shoos her away again.
"Fuckâso sexy. Keep takin' this dick." âš
âš NIKOLAI GOGOLâLUCKY INTRUDER GETS TO FUCK HORNY VICTIM!
You're splayed out on your bed, two fingers stuffed deep in your cuntâand he's just surprised you didn't hear him breaking the lock on your front door.
When you meet his eyes, you're so glazed over with pleasure that you barely miss a beat, your gaze only blowing wide when he peers around your bedroom doorway. His snowy white hair, his sharp featuresâyou can't find the sense to be alarmed at this unfamiliar man, the one holding your laptop andâis that your wallet?
Doesn't matterâthey're clattering to the ground, another factor here you can't find it in yourself to care about as his gray eyes are locked onto you fucking yourself open on your sheets. The sheen of sweat that covers your skin, your desperate moans as you grind your clit against your palm, the obscene squelching that comes from your wet cuntâthey all serve to propel him over to you, prompt him to dig his already-hard cock out of his pants as you just watch, beg him with your stare to come fill you up. You're so lucky he's here, reallyâyou look like you're struggling to get deep enough with your pathetic little fingers; he guesses it's only fair that he repay you for the material goods he's about to rob you of and pawn off on whatever sucker will buy them for cash, right?
"Right? I'll help you outâ" He gives his cock a few pumps as he positions himself between your legs, "âlooks like you need it, sweetheart."
You can only bite your lip to supress the moan that leaves you as he enters your cunt and lifts your fingers up and out of you by your wrist to swirl his tongue around them, lick them clean. He's hugeâeven your third and fourth fingers weren't enough to prepare you properly for the burglarâs dick in your needy pussy, so you let out strained combinations of gasps and screams when he starts to drill into you mercilessly. You can't help the way your ankles link behind his back, the way you reach for himâand he smiles wickedly when your eyes roll back.
"You like having a stranger's cock deep in your guts, huh?" he speaks between deep sighs and grunts. You can only babble your incoherent agreement, your laptop and wallet forgotten, the actions of this man forgotten, everything but how desperately you need to squirt all over him forgottenâyou reach down and rub your clit, play with your nipples as your mouth is frozen open as you moan, moan for this man who's just broken into your home. "Uhâyeah, you're gonna like takin' all my cum, too, I bet." âš
âš SIGMAâMASSEUR HELPS HIS SEXY CLIENT RELIEVE STRESS!
"Oh, yeahâright there," you groan softly as the heel of his palm meets the center of your back. You've been looking forward to this full-body massage the whole week, and this man was not disappointing.
He works his way down your back, twisting knots out as he goesâhis lithe fingers feel like heaven against you, overworked from hours at your desk hunched over your computer.
But it's a full-body massage, as mentioned before; when his fingers dig into the plush of your asscheeks, you can't help the groan that leaves you.
"That okay?" he inquires; you think you hear a shake in his voice.
"More than okay," you reply, thinking you could fall asleep as he works you into relaxation. You could close your eyes from how good it feels, or you could peek behind you and see his face burning with blush at your sounds. You do the former, but smirk a little at how sweet it is of him to check in.
He checks in again when his hands are inching your underwear down, and you tell him of course, he's the professional.
He's still the professional when he climbs up on the table behind you and buries his flushed face into your cunt. You arch up and back, crooning, as his hands stay massaging you, spreading you apart, kneading your ass with career expertise and plunging his tongue into you with enthusiasm.
"Oh! Ohâfeels good," you breathe, grinding back into his face, onto his nose. He laps at you happily, this masseur you've barely looked upon for a total of twenty seconds, but you can't lie to yourself and say you didn't think he was pretty when he led you back to his room; he hums into you, sending you shivering, twitching. "Please, more."
"Mhm," he mumbles, releasing one of your asscheeks to lay back beneath you and insert a long, thin finger into your pussy; you sigh, you settle onto his face, and his tongue speeds up in this new position in a way that rips a high moan from your lungs.
Not hunched, but arched, the stretch feels heavenly on your back in combination with the way he pumps another finger into you; you graciously sit up, throwing your head back, begging, pleading for more until his tongue settles into a tight back-and-forth rhythm over your clit. "Please, please, pleaseâ"
You grind against his nose, your moans become more erratic, and you dig a hand into his hair as your hips move in dizzying circles over his head.
"Cum for me?" he asks, muffled by your pussy; you'll ride him until his face is soaked. âš
âš FYODOR DOSTOEVSKYâCONFESSING MY SINS ENDS IN HUGE CUMSHOT ALL OVER MY FACE!
âAnd Iâve been terribly, terribly lustful, Father Fyodor,â you say with regret. âIt consumes me. I really never used to be like this."
"Temptation lurks everywhere," the priest sympathizes. You can barely see him through the grate, but his soft, forgiving voice sounds close to you. "The Devil and his army are constantly exploiting our vulnerabilities to try and turn us to sin, but worry not, child of Christ; we're human. I'm here to guide you. Continue."
You shift on the wooden seat in the booth, crossing your hands tighter over your lap. "That's really all. It's been very concerning to me. I think about it... I think about it so much."
"About what?" Father Fyodor prompts, and you bristle even more at being asked to elaborate.
"Sex," it barely comes out as more than a whisper. "I can't help itâit's everywhere. It leaves me feeling so... exhausted and frustrated, and the only thing that helps is... Well..."
But you're met with silence. You know he wants you to go on. You're here to confess, after all.
"...touching myself. I do it at least once a day. It's like a burning within meânothing helps butâbutâcumming all over my fingers." Your voice is laced with shameâthe throbbing of your cunt as you talk makes you feel all the more guilty, and you can only imagine how he's shaking his head. "That's all. That's all."
"You'll do penance," he says, comfortingly. "When we bring our sins to the Lord and repent he cleanses us of them."
The grate pops out of the window, and you see the the waist of his alb as he speaks his next words.
"You'll take communion, nowâ" the cinctures around his waist fall undone beneath his hands, and the alb is hiked up to reveal a leaking cock, pretty and pale and bobbing in the air of the confessional. "âand be saved from the flames of perdition.â
"Yes, Father, please. Anything to be saved." But your mouth waters in a way that you know has little to do with your thirst for salvation.
"Take this; eat. This is my body," he recites the scripture as his length reaches through the window; your hands, eager and already on the threshold, accept him willingly. As you wrap your mouth around him, he groans, and it's like seraphim singing their holy, holy, holy.
"That's itâchild of God, follower of Christ; I absolve you of your sins," he gasps as his tip hits the back of your throat which was begging for forgiveness moments ago. His hands reach through the window to stroke either side of your face, and then hold you in place to fuck your throat. "The Lord will forgive you for this." âš
#with loveâreid#bsd x reader#bungou stray dogs x reader#chuuya x reader#dazai x reader#kunikida x reader#fukuzawa x reader#atsushi x reader#akutagawa x reader#oda x reader#ango x reader#nikolai x reader#sigma x reader#fyodor x reader#chuuya smut#dazai smut#kunikida smut#fukuzawa smut#atsushi smut#akutagawa smut#oda smut#ango smut#nikolai smut#sigma smut#fyodor smut#bsd smut#bungou stray dogs smut#nnnsfw.á#mdni
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IT'S THE MACKEREL'S DAY
#bsd#bungou stray dogs#dazai osamu#sakaguchi ango#oda sakunosuke#buraiha trio#art tag#side note- i realized that im more comfortable with chicken scratching when using my finger
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The Painter and The Muse
in an AU where dazai is a painter, and oda was a writer-
while ango is a bitch LMAWOAKWJHJDAJK
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*Tragic trio mentioned*
#shrimpkini#digital art#dazai osamu#fanart#bsd fanart#bungou stray dogs#dark era bsd#ango sakaguchi#odasaku sakunosuke#oda sakunosuke#tragic trio
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itâs lit them
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Do you ever start thinking about the fact that Dazai literally made tiny snowmen based on his favourite people? The ones he secretly keeps in his heart?
Said people being:
- ANGO
- ODASAKU
- ATSUSHI
- CHUUYA
AND I BELIEVE IT'S BEAUTIFUL
#bsd#dazai osamu#ango sakaguchi#oda sakunosuke#odasaku#lupin trio#atsushi nakajima#chuuya nakahara#soukoku#dazai still has a heart#dazai's favourite people#dazai dislikes canonically chuuya but he is included?#stop lying dazai#we know who you are#yeah i noticed Akutagawa is not there#my poor baby aku deserves a better father#Akutagawa deserves better#atsushi and dazai's bond makes me weak#lupin trio makes me weak#lupin trio lives on#be gay do crimes
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THINKING about men whoâd come untouched.
ones whoâve had more than a couple of wet dreams about you, dreams theyâd never confess to.
kissing you for the first time feels like theyâre 12 again, reliving that dizzying discovery of pleasure, like when they first learned how to touch themselves.
theyâre starving for you, slipping their tongue into your mouth as if trying to devour every bit of you, pulling you closer until your clothed front brushes against their aching hardness.
one needy moan of their name, and theyâre goneâruined without even needing a touch.
theyâll never admit it, but you're so irresistible that they can't help but cum untouched.
TOJI, SUKUNA, GOJO, GETO, NANAMI,22 MEGUMI, EREN, KEISUKE, DABI, TACHIHARA, DAZAI, CHUUYA, FYODOR, ANGO, ODA, AKUTAGAWA, TENGEN, SANEMI, SEBASTIAN + YOUR FAVS!!
#toji smut#sukuna smut#gojo smut#geto smut#nanami smut#toji x reader#toji x reader smut#sukuna x reader#sukuna x reader smut#gojo x reader smut#gojo x reader#gojo saturo#dazai smut#dazai x reader#chuuya nakahara#chuuya x reader#chuuya smut#eren smut#baji keisuke#baji x reader#dabi smut#dabi x reader smut#tachihara x reader#ango x reader#oda smut#akutagawa smut#sanemi smut#megumi x reader#tengen smut#fyodor smut
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Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 / Part 4 / Part 5
#bungou stray dogs#chuuya nakahara#osamu dazai#edogawa ranpo#nikolai gogol#fyodor dostoevsky#oda sakunosuke#port mafia#ango sakaguchi#soukoku
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Art from january, very fun times â¤ď¸ I promise iâll post new art soon!
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Ango never became a government worker agian.
We know that in Dark Era he went back to working for the government, the events of Dark Era itself were caused by that, but eventhough he worked there, Ango never became one of the agents again. And it's not just because he helped Dazai escape the mafia and the government that I'm saying this.
The book doesn't affect Ango, he believed in the Agency's innocence from the start. There was never a moment that he questioned it, even though he works for the government and everyone else was affected. He believed in their innocence, something that Tachihara couldn't do until he chose the Port Mafia over the Hunting Dogs. He helps Dazai with Mersault, and the Agency members as much as he can because Dazai asked.
He was loyal, just not to the government. But to the Stray Dogs (to Odasaku and Dazai). The fact that he dislikes disloyalty and yet is a traitor makes a lot more sense when you know that there are very few that he is truly loyal to.
#bsd tachihara#bsd ango#bsd dazai#bsd book#the book bsd#dazai and ango and oda#bungo stray dogs ango#dazai and ango#ango sakaguchi#bsd
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Fought sleep making this
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they care about their son ok
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Moving on
#dazai osamu#nakahara chuuya#skk#bsd fanart#bungo stray dogs#bsd#mori ougai#oda sakunosuke#bsd elise#akutagawa ryuunosuke#akutagawa gin#bsd hirotsu#bsd kyusaku yumeno#ango sakaguchi#ozaki kouyou
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TEXTING THEM âI WANT A BABYâ âš
. . . ft. dazai, atsushi, kunikida, ranpo, fukuzawa, ango, oda, akutagawa, chuuya, fyodor, sigma, and nikolai
cw: sassy men, suggestive in ango, oda, chuuya, + nikolai's, language lol
âš âš âš
#idk if this has been done before or not but#these are just so funny to meeEEEEEE OKAY#send smau oneshot ideas guys idk if ill write/make all of them but PLSSS#dazai x reader#atsushi x reader#kunikida x reader#ranpo x reader#fukuzawa x reader#ango x reader#oda x reader#akutagawa x reader#chuuya x reader#fyodor x reader#sigma x reader#nikolai x reader#bsd smau#bungou stray dogs smau#bsd x reader#bungou stray dogs x reader#with loveâreid
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