#daya hot

[dayabot]

hello thinking of the scruffly this morning....... wearing the lesbian shirt

[urmomsfavelesbian]

365 party girl

[sexynetra]

That jawline is. Whew. Putting in the work.

[discogoode]

dear god

[galaxytittus]

total dilf moments

[dragraceera]

i need everyone to see this pic of daya that i just saw on tiktok

[dayabot]

let's have a gangbang mp3

[urmomsfavelesbian]

*checks notes* step on me

[sexynetra]

Daya Betty is my demon vampire wife and you cannot take that away from me

[discogoode]

dear god daya

[thebharatexpress]

तारक मेहता की दया भाभी का ये अवतार देख उड़े सबके होश ! B ग्रेड फिल्मों में काम कर चुकी हैं Disha Vakani

 Disha Vakani HOT Film: मुंबई. टीवी का सबसे ज्यादा लंबा चलने वाला कॉमेडी शो ‘तारक मेहता का उल्टा चश्मा’ पिछले 15 सालों से लोगों का मनोरंजन कर रहा है. शो में कई बेहतरीन कलाकार हैं, जिन्होंने अपनी जवानी में काम करना शुरू किया और अभी तक इससे जुड़े हुए हैं. चाहे वो जेठालाल का किरदार निभाने वाले दिलीप जोशी हों, या फिर बबीता जी का किरदार निभाने वाली मुनमुन दत्ता या फिर दयाबेन का किरदार निभाने वाली दिशा…

[k00lkat2001]

mothers what more can i say

i was getting rid of some stuff on my phone and i found this video again 😭

[vanilla1cream]

Yandere Kabru’s Party

Summary: Headcanons about the yandere group and thier lovely darling

Warnings: Reader is an adult 18 +, all characters are adults, 18 +implies, Dubcon, Non consensual touching, Licking, slight manhandling, Scenting, Spooning, Reader has no alone time, No privacy while bathing, Controlling behaviors, groping, Forced proximity, Manipulation, Inappropriate Magic usage on the reader, The group is very weird mentally

You've been a huge mess since the disappearance of your friend, you've been so worried and scared.

Then you came across a really nice a group of people who aided you with the retrieval of your friend (F/n).

Your whole world came crashing down when you found your friend's decapitated head.

It's been a long road recovering from that tragedy, but ever since you joined Kabru and his friends, they never wanted to leave you alone.

Someone just had to accompany you wherever you went and even if it was the bathroom.

A week after that incident, rin wanted too show me a secret garden she found while looking for herbs. I couldn't believe a place like this existed, I was enamored by the beauty of it. Rin made me a flower crown and I found the rest of the herbs for healing. A while later I noticed started to feel exhausted and I passed out. Rin noticed this and chuckled to herself, she laid down next to me and started to feel and touch my body. She even kissed me while leaving a trail of saliva " Mmph.I love you so much angel, like you would never believe". She used her magic spell to put you to sleep. When you woke up the next day your still confused on what happened.

Holm loves your company. He enjoys discussing the different types of magic with you and the types you specialize in. He would practice how to perform summoning familiars with you in case your in a dire situation and no one would be there to help you...maybe. He usually holds both of your arms when practicing with you, "That's it. Just focus on materializing the creature you have in your mind." When kabru isn't around he would want you to be near him while traveling for some supplies. He also would wrap his arm around yours despite your resistance. When you wanted to have some alone time to yourself, holm would guilt trip you into thinking you don't wanna spend anytime with the group."Don't you want to spend more time with us? Are we not enough for you? Am I not enough for you?" This would make you feel awful and after that, you would never be by yourself again.

Daya is the quiet one. She mostly keeps to herself but you see her interact with holm and kabru sometimes. She finds comfort when interacting with you. Ever since she met you it's like she's gained a sense of purpose, someone worth protecting. She sees your innocence and how kind you are. She would stand guard whenever you went to the bathroom or did anything else. One day when we had to cross a tricky pond she offered to carry me, I declined but then she just picked me up and carried me along the way which made me blush "Don't worry, I got you".

Mickbell is the playful one. Mickbell loves it when you play games with him, even pulling silly pranks on the other party members. When we were at a rest stop, mickbell wanted me to cast a spell on kabru. So when we did that, kabru was shocked when he saw his hair was hot pink. "Haha! See that's hilarious!" He often gets very jealous when the other group members have thier time with me. He would always want me to hold his hand "Aw please?? I really want to!"

Kuro mostly keeps to himself but hes very tolerable. Most of the time your very thankful for his company since he doesn't insist on closing in on your space like the others do. He loves it when you cook your famous dinners for the party. Sometimes he would lean down just to get some head rubs from you " Kuro loves your affection!" Sometimes he would nuzzle up on your lap while your reading a book. Although he does lick you quite alot and rub his head against yours which takes you by surprise most of the time. Little did you know he was actually scenting you.

Ever since he encountered you, kabru would always want to be around you. He wanted to learn everything about you, your favorite color, food, animal, things like that. Where you grew up in, the type of magic you study, etc. Every time you cooked, he would always be the one to help you with any ingredient you needed and chop up the vegetables and meat. I also let him taste test the food before serving. He loves to hold my hand everytime time we travel and sometimes wrap his arm around my waist much to my dismay. He also caresses my cheeks and rubs my ears quite a lot. One day kabru wanted to show me a secret place he found in the dungeon and took us both there. We found a lot of treasure and useful items, then when we were done kabru kissed me on the cheek. Another time I was feeling super sick and the whole group was panicking that day. Kabru never left my side and tended to my needs “I never want anything to happen to you, you mean everything to me my sweet”. When we’re sleeping kabru would always cuddle up beside me. As I was in a deep slumber he would spoon me while dreaming.

The group really holds no boundaries when it comes to you. Someone has to be with you 24/7 regardless of where you went. The bathroom, picking herbs, gathering food supplies, it’s so frustrating! I was very happy to have some time away from them when I told them I’m going to bathe. I was finally happy I had some privacy for myself or so I thought. Just as I was rubbing some sweet scented soap on my body two arms wrapped around my waist “Hey angel”. Both rin and daya were naked in the lake with me. Rin kept scrubbing away at my body despite my whimpers and discomfort, daya was holding me close to her chest and she whispered soft words at my ear “Shh your almost done”.

It seems no matter what you say or do, they don’t want to leave you alone. But is there a reason for that? When you came into thier lives it gave them a sense of purpose. It gave them something to care for and to protect. Something to love. You will never understand why they care about you so much and why they obsess over you like this. Everything they do, everything they see, it always falls onto you.

[madamefeu]

Ever wanted to find out what your favorite Dungeon Meshi character says about you? Here you go!:

Laios: He is not your favorite, he is your comfort character. This man is autism with a dad bod, and you’ve never related harder to a fictional character than you have to Laios and his monster cooking hyperfixation

Marcille: You have a very particular set of skills. Do they come in handy? Are they useful in your day to day life? Not really. Ok, they are, but only under very specific circumstances

Chilchuck: You always get mistaken for way younger than you are, and you hate it. You will get asked for your ID whenever you buy alcohol well into your thirties

Senshi: You don’t want a daddy, you want a father. You want a man who will make you a home cooked dinner every night, take you fishing or camping in the summer, and tell you to wear a sweater when it gets cold outside. You want a man who will do all of the things that your dad never did for you

Falin: You’re a girl who doesn’t know how hot she is. You think that you’re average when there are lesbians who would commit heinous crimes for you, and straight men who would throw themselves in front of a dragon for you

Kabru: Introvert who has had it up to here with their extrovert friends. All you want is for them to leave you alone for five damn minutes but they don’t seem to be getting the hint and you don’t have the heart to spell it out for them

Kuro: Furry. I know it’s low-hanging fruit, but he’s an anthropomorphic dog, what else were you expecting?

Namari: Gay. Your ultimate fantasy is for a woman to break you in half and then crush what’s left of your spine into dust

Daya: Gay and quiet and secretly wishing that a big dumb woman would step on you but you’re too afraid to admit that out loud

Shuro: Stop fighting with strangers on the internet, it won’t end well, it never ends well. You can’t make someone who hates your favorite character like them, and you can’t win every argument by calling the other party racist. Or sexist. Or any form of ‘ist’, please, oh please, dear lord go touch some grass

Maizuru: You’re the kind of mother who tells your son to pursue women who clearly aren’t interested in him. If your son ever commits an offence against a woman, I need you to know that it will be at least 50% your fault

Izutsumi: There are people who want to be daddies, and then there are people who want to be fathers, which is what you are. You want to adopt this skrunkly little cat girl. You want to feed her healthy meals and make pillow forts with her and tuck her in at night with a kiss on the forehead

[lizzieislife94x]

My New Boss (e.o)

Requested <3 LizziexFem Reader GxG Legal age gap 🤭 y/n is 22 lizzie is 34

Did ya miss me 😏😏 sorry for not updating haha had a shitty few weeks I'm currently hungover so fricking bad so thought I'd give yall a one shot gonna try and update a few so send me requests  please I go on holiday in 10 daya so gonna try and update a few before then ✌🏻

Y/ns POV:

I look over to my roommate June who has a huge smirk on her face "what it's 7am why are you smirking at me" I say rolling my eyes as I grab my cup of coffee "someone's looking all cute and sexy for her boss" I don't even need to look at her I can hear her smirk "no, no" i start as I look down at my outfit a simple cute shirt with a shortish skirt and some simple black heels "this is just smart work clothes" I huff as she laughs "yeah yeah I've seen your boss and that is one hot milf" I frown "she doesn't have kids dickhead" she walks towards me placing her hands on my shoulders "maybe not but she's 34 and you're 22 she's 12 years older" I pull away and put my coffee cup in the dishwasher "I don't like her like that" I lie to myself and my roommate "I just admire her and somewhat look up to her she's always been nice to me that's it" I say as I make my way to the front door "now I gotta go or I'll be late" with that I quickly make my way to my car to start the short journey to work.

As I walk in and swipe my card I smile and greet the reception workers "morning ladies" I say with a smile as I make my way up towards my bosses office my heart beating a little faster as I stop and knock "come in" I hear her loud but sweet voice as I make my way inside "good morning miss olsen" I swear as she looks up her face lights up "well good morning y/n you look great today" she smiles as she places her pen down giving me her full attention "uh thank you, you too miss olsen" I blush playing with my fingers "that skirt is gonna have alot of eyes on you y/n" she speaks with a tone to her voice maybe jealousy no why would she be I clear my throat and straighten  my skirt "I uh I'm sorry I didn't think it would be inappropriate miss olsen ill stick to pants" I say feeling my cheeks burn as I look into her eyes she has her bottom lip captured in her teeth "I think you should stick to the skirts you look extremely sexy" I feel my heart racing at her words "why don't you go grab us both a coffee and then ill give you work for the day not sure what needs done at the moment" I nod and turn to rush to the kitchen to pour 2 cups of coffee making my way back as quickly as possible "here you go miss olsen" I say as I place her coffee on the table as she gives me her adorable bright smile "please take a seat y/n" I sit as she looks at me "so you've been here 2 months now how are you finding it" she asks as she takes a sip of her coffee what sounds like a moan leaving her lips "I've absolutely loved it everyone is so friendly and made me feel so welcome, I have a great boss and great co workers what more can a girl want in a job" I smile as I hold my coffee in both in hands "that's great I'm glad you're loving it im hoping you stick around you're the best assistant/worker I've had working by in a long time you get the work done properly" I can't help smile like a fool as she praises me "oh I am indeed loving it and the people are great a few of the girls around the office invited me to a night out on Friday so I'm glad to be included" she frowns slightly as she tilts her head "a night out huh with drinking and stuff" she asks taking me by surprise as I nod sipping my coffee "well maybe I'll join you ladies" I almost chock on my coffee as my eyes widen, no fuck I can't have her near me or see me when I'm drunk what if I make a move or day something stupid and loose my job fuck "hey y/n where did you go, that wouldn't be a problem would it?" I try to compose myself as I sit straight "oh uh no that won't be a problem you are more than welcome to join us  ill find out the details from the girls at lunch and ill let you know when and where" I smile kicking myself inside "great ill look forward to it" she smirks as she says it, fuck why does she look so good "can you take these files and copy them that should take you to lunch" she says as she pushes a pile of files I smile and get to work.

8 hours later:

I sigh slamming myself onto the couch as I get texts from 2 of the girls asking why I invited the boss I quickly inform them it was an accident as I throw my phone one the couch "damn was work that bad you look like shit" I hear June say as she plops down beside me I groan and look at her "lizzie was asking how I was finding the job and we where chatting and I told her I have a night out with the girls from work on Friday and now she's coming to I can't drink alcohol around her you know how I am, ill either think fuck it and make a move or I'll tell her something stupid" I rant as she laughs slightly "hey y/n calm down it will be OK here's what to do find a girl, drink and dance and have fun maybe get a kiss or two and you'll be fine if you have your attention on a cute girl you won't do anything stupid" I think for a second and sigh "yeah I guess you're right" i say standing up and I go to my room to get changed into shorts and a vest trying not to think about the night out in days.

AN: I genuinely hope this makes sense I feel it doesn't I wasn't planning on making it 2 parts but it was long before I even had a chance to put smut so the next part will be smut with a cheeky little night out with the boss 🤭 I hope yall are doing amazing! Remember drink water and stay hydrated babes 💗 😘 requestes are open as always, word count 1.2k

[malewifesband]

deciding that the reason kabru doesnt return anyones feelings despite being rumored to be a playboy is that hes exclusively into fat bitches. dayas hot, but hes making no moves there bc she could not be less interested--does not deny himself the small pleasure of acting the gentleman for a true lady tho

everyone else we meet in this story, including laios, is skinny for their race. so pre-epilogue kabrus also not attracted to laios. like, laios is good-looking, but kabrus not returning the very clear signs of attraction hes getting from them. theyre close friends and laios has never made an open move for kabru to turn down, but hes careful not to encourage their feelings for him when they do things like plant a tomato garden for him and go out of their way to convince a western chef to join the staff bc she can cook utayan cuisine or slipping the chimera cloak around his shoulders when he falls asleep in his study and leaving him a full bottle of water to drink when he wakes

and then the demon stomach weight gain hits and he realizes its all over