#david wm sims

[ushatpomoyev]

got inspired after seeing the goofy ahh mv for puss

[spilladabalia]

the Jesus Lizard "Alexis Feels Sick"

[monkeytrick]

Remember what it used to be like When all we did was eat and fuck I let you shave my pussy You let me paint your dick You were always late for work You said it didn't matter Then after a while I guess it did start to matter

[lunarmiggy]

i can sleep better at night knowing david yow and britt walford have snogged

[guerrilla-operator]

THE JESUS LIZARD

[thebowerypresents]

The Jesus Lizard Cut Loose at Brooklyn Steel

The Jesus Lizard – Brooklyn Steel – December 11, 2024

The Jesus Lizard are a band that only resurrects every once in a while, so it’s worth noting that vocalist David Yow looks well these days. He’s got a goatee that gives him an air of distinction. He’s also still got youthful vigor, in a toddler-still-learning-to-walk kind of way. “It’s nice to see your beautiful smiling faces, I want to stick my dick in every mouth I see,” were his first words of the night. One song in and Yow was crowd-surfing deep into the audience. His jacket was off by the second song, his shirt fully unbuttoned by the fourth. 

“I can swim, I can’t swim,” wailed Yow directly into the faces of the audience, really inches from them, as he crowd-surfed again during “Seasick.” For a man who spends about as much time being carried by a crowd as he does onstage, how many times in his career has he been dropped? One would think somewhere between dozens and hundreds of times. A few songs later, quite unexpectedly, the shirt was rebuttoned. “Thank you, New Jersey,” said Yow to some chuckles and groans. 

“Nub” had Yow surfing the stage in a vaguely Hawaiian way, floating quite beautifully over the song’s thudding rhythm, asking a recent amputee how he masturbates. The four-piece firing on all cylinders felt like an all-out assault, just as they do on “Hide & Seek,” the lead track on Rack, their first album in 26 years. The rhythm section’s throwing punches, Duane Denison’s guitar cutting like a knife. 

Yow can sound like both the assailant and the victim, sometimes at the same time. “Don’t get me wrong, he’s a nice guy, I like him just fine / But he’s a mouth breather,” he snarled on “Mouth Breather.” The song takes its refrain from a quote from the late Steve Albini about Slint drummer Britt Walford, delivered by Yow with equal parts bark and bite. Another song ended with him still held up in the middle of the audience. “Well, I’ll just stay here for a while. Could I get a margarita?” But then he changed his mind: “Just let me down and I’ll fucking walk, OK? I’m serious.”

“This is the last song, and we’ll never see you … again,” said Yow before returning for their encore. “I hope you have a wonderful holiday season here in the United States of Fucked Up.” Before a few more songs, "Thank you very much, we'll see you in Boston tomorrow,” repeated Yow a few times, and another lie, as the band returned for a second encore. The night came with many tales of unexpected resurrection, which is something you should ask your doctor about if it lasts longer than four hours. —Dan Rickershauser | @D4nRicks

(The Jesus Lizard play Roadrunner in Boston tonight.)

(The Jesus Lizard play Union Transfer in Philadelphia tomorrow.)

Photos courtesy of Edwina Hay | thisisnotaphotograph.com

@thesearenotphotographs

[thesearenotphotographs]

The Jesus Lizard and Cohort B at Brooklyn Steel

On Wednesday, December 11, 2024, the quartet known as The Jesus Lizard returned to Brooklyn Steel in Brooklyn, NY for a performance in support of their new album out on Ipecac Records, Rack.

They were joined by a band from Queens, Cohort B, for an opening set at 8PM. Photos of The Jesus Lizard are now live on Bowery Presents’ “The House List” here. Cohort B images can be found in the below gallery. TJL were last at Brooklyn Steel on New Year’s Eve in 2019 with Protomartyr and photos from that show can be found here.

[mr-craig]

New Jesus Lizard album??? New Jesus Lizard album!!! They're releasing their RACK in September!

[rainingmusic]

The Jesus Lizard - Monkey Trick

[spilladabalia]

the Jesus Lizard "Cost Of Living"

[monkeytrick]

This band is SO good I’ve just been listening to this album on repeat since hearing it. It’s David wm sims from my beloved jesus lizard and scratch acid + Rey washam, the scratch acid drummer + Steve albini. And I mean of course the band made up of big black/tjl/scratch acid members is going to sound like all three of those bands but I’m really amazed by how well it combines my fav qualities from each one that are otherwise absent in the other two. And of course. It’s so funny and needlessly tragic how Steve Albini insisted on doing Steve Albini shit and naming this band what he did bc it’s like. Scorched earth now. Like it was clearly a pretty big deal for everyone at the time and was considered the jesus lizard’s sister project around the time of their inception supposedly but nobody involved wants to talk about it ever bc the only thing any of them have to say is “wow I really really wish I wasn’t in a band called fucking Rapeman dude.”

[the-inevitable-minor-fires]

I bought this record my senior year. My prom should have looked like this.

[kawaiiwhims]

I thought I'd make a post with the main CC that I use for my Sims in CAS!

Skin Overlays =

CALLUNA by Nesurii

Bare by Lamatisse

Amendoim by Simandy

Papillon by Viiavi

Myrica by Nesurii

Tinsel by Lamatisse

Mocha by Sammi

Skin Details =

Skin details by Pyxis

Starry Freckles by Peachyfaerie

Eyebags by Tamo

Subtle Freckles & Moles by WMS

Face Kit No.1 by Miiko

Eye Colors =

Crystal Eyes by Crybabies

Kira Eyes by MSQSIMS

Wiki Eyes by asan333

Favourite Hair Creators =

Simcelebrity

Qicc

Clumsy Alien

Simstrouble

Miiko

JohnnySims

Aharris00britney

Daylife Sims

Cerberus

David MTV

Favourite Clothing Creators =

Clumsy Alien

Black Lily

Aharris00britney

Madlen

[evil-wawe-form]

Listen/purchase: Hide & Seek by The Jesus Lizard

[guerrilla-operator]

SCRATCH ACID