#david harbour gay

[boypied]

DIRTY BOSS.

pairings: david harbour x male reader

summary: male reader's boss wants to see him in his office for a very private and 'informative' meeting.

requested by: anonymous

warnings: SMUT, anal sex, spit, slapping, rough sex.

"You wanted to see me, sir?" You say in a soft tone as you make your way into his office. "Yes! Perfect, you're exactly who I wanted." He replies to you. "Please take a seat," he says, gesturing to the seat next to him. You pull out the seat and sit down comfortable, noticing that David can't take his eyes off you. "I'd like to offer you a promotion," he says with a small smirk on his face, and the tone makes you think there is some underlying cause.

He leans down to come close to your face, "but...to get the promotion we need to fuck" he whispers into your ear and his hand slowly creeps down to grip his crotch before slowly unbuttoning his suit trousers and letting his cock flop out. "Get that ass out, boy," he says seductively as he lifts you up and bends you over the desk. He pulls down your trousers, exposing your bare ass to him, he lets a string of spit drop out of his mouth and onto his cock.

David wastes no time, by shoving his spit covered cock into your hole, pumping slowly letting you get use to his length. His grip on your hips tightens as you slowly calm down and loosen your tight asshole ring, "f-fuck me." You say seductively, allowing him to have free reign over you hole. He slowly pulls out and thrusts back in getting used to the feeling of your hole gripping his cock.

"I've been waiting for this." He groans out as he begins to pick up the pace after he gets used to the feeling, David pushes your face against the desk as your moans grow louder and louder. The fucking goes on for forty-five minutes before he finally pulls out and shoots his load all over your bubble butt, your cock spurts out cum hands-free hitting the front of the desk running down it.

David wipes his tip against your hole and pushes his cock back into his suit trousers buttoning himself back up, "you were perfect, your raise will be on your desk tonight" he whispers in your ear before walking out of his office and signing out to go home. You lay there contemplating about what you've just done for a raise and you know what... you don't care.

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[bylertruth3r]

same season where Finn said that Mike being clueless about Will's feelings in the van scene will pay off in the end and Noah said that "Mike was always super protective of Will and Will always leaned on him, and you could never really tell if it was something romantic or just a really special friendship" btw, Ross Duffer said that Will's emotional arc is what ties up the whole series and s5 is centered around Will (and his relationship with Mike, his boyfriend)

Will's emotional arc is based on his romantic love for Mike and him thinking he doesn't deserve love cuz he's gay (he's gonna get proved wrong in s5 when he starts dating Mike), they made Will spell "lover" in the words game in a s5 bts pic because he's gonna have a boyfriend (Mike) and a leaker confirmed Will's love interest is gonna be Mike

[queen-of-hawkins-why-ler]

Personally, I just can’t wait to see what the cast and creators of Byler will have to say about the relationship once it’s no longer a secret. Like, as much as Byler means to us fans, it’s hard to imagine what it must mean to the Duffers who came up with the concept in the first place, to Noah, for whom Will’s journey was a part of him understanding and accepting himself as a queer individual, or to Finn, who actually brought to life probably the best representation of a closeted gay man with internalized homophobia there is.

It’s possible that the Duffers and probably Winona, David, Finn, Charlie etc. may have known about Byler for YEARS!! For all we know it could��ve been pitched as a huge part of the story all those years ago, and they’ve all had to stay quiet and keep their lips tightly sealed for God knows how long. I can only imagine that they probably know so much that we don’t know and probably have so much that they’d like to say about it, and it’ll be like the floodgates come bursting open once Byler becomes canon lol.

I need to know the details. I want to know exactly how far along they were into filming when people started to find out about Byler. I want to know Noah and Finn’s initial reaction and how they took directions (however vague they may have been) for their characters, and what they were told to do/not do, to talk about or not talk about. How long have David and Winona known about it? What was Noah’s reaction when he found out that his character would be getting a queer happy ending? It’s just wild bc Byler is woven so deeply into the show’s narrative in the script, the writing, the acting, lighting, the set design, etc. etc. that we will probably never truly know every little thing and every little thought that went into creating Byler. But I personally would like to know as much as humanly possible.

[esqueletosgays]

BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN (2005)

Director: Ang Lee Cinematography: Rodrigo Prieto

[hoechlins-hole]

[byleriscanon713by]

Y’all do realize the rest of the st5 script has been written… they don’t stop writing when the filming starts and there’s no way for David Harbour to know what happens at the end of the show if it’s not written… and let’s be real he’s not saying “m*lkvan is endgame.” He’s stating his opinion on the season without seeing the whole script

Also the way you m*levens are reacting to this little video of David and absolutely hating on the bylers proves how homophobic most of you are. Some of the reactions I’ve seen are disgusting.

[eightfifteen]

Not David Harbour adopting gay kids left and right

[mymomsaidicantcomeover]

Rewatching Violent Night again purely for David Harbour because it's pride month and I deserve it. HOWEVER, as soon as it reached the timestamp of 1:20:00, my priorities almost got messed up but don't worry. David Harbour for the win, always.

[delightful-mirth]

༻✦༺ Bluebeard ༻✦༺

A gay reimagining of "Bluebeard" featuring David Harbour as the eponymous character and Rahul Kohli as Bluebeard's husband.

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Here you can find the whole list of my Gay Tales!

[sweetlittlebabyboy]

David Harbour Wanted. That dad bod is everything. Maybe some real taboo Daddy Kink, some real messed up shit. That would be hot as fuck.

David Harbour as Jim Hopper in Stranger Things (2016– ) Season 3 Episode 3: The Case of the Missing Lifeguard

[bylertruth3r]

What do you think of the david video abt how he thinks that maybe byler isn’t gonna happen , do you think he was being thrutful or does he want to throw us off.

He was also the one who said hopper was dead after s3 and before s4

i think actors are under a contract and have to lie a lot of times not to reveal some things and to protect a plot twist that has been built up for 5 seasons and just like you said he lied about Hopper being dead and he said Jopper wouldn't happen and we all know what happened in s4 and Mike not having a plot twist literally contraddicts what Finn (he said the van scene will pay off in the end) and the Duffers said and Mike's been acting weird all s3 and s4 for a reason (he's gay and he's in love with Will and Finn said Mike was trying to act normal in s3 and s4)) also Millie is not really promoting mlvn anymore for a reason (Mike and El are breaking up) and when an interviewer asked her what her favorite pop culture couple was she said the couple from twlilight instead of mlvn

thank you for the question <33

[nov5aftermath]

we have lost the world's most beautiful bears to heterosexuality

[ruleof3bobby]

PARKLAND (2013) Grade: C-

More of an clever idea and lack of execution. Nice cast but no one delivers a knock out. I don't feel you learn anything all that shocking. 

[hombresexual2]

Drawing

Chief hopper

Credit: @fuhrerdoodles

[metalandmagi]

A list of underrated Christmas movies for everyone who is getting tired of watching the same things every year:

This year, I wanted to make a list of a few Christmas movies that I feel are a bit underrated and under-appreciated, because I’m tired of seeing the same things all the time. If anyone has any suggestions for their own lesser known holiday movies, please feel free to include them!

Arthur Christmas: An animated movie that should be a classic, but it was unfortunately lost to time because it had a horrible marketing campaign that made it look like complete shit. Well, I’m here to tell you that it’s not complete shit. It’s actually fucking amazing.

Arthur, the clumsy son of the current Santa Claus is known for being a lovable idiot who tends to ruin everything he touches, but when a little girl’s present is accidentally left behind one Christmas, Arthur, an elf named Bryony, and his grandfather (a previous Santa…so grandsanta) embark on a chaotic mission around the world to deliver the missing present. Every character in this movie is so fucking funny and empathetic at the same time. Arthur embodies the true meaning of Christmas in everything he does. Bryony is just…on another level entirely. Arthur’s brother Steve (a strategic genius who wants to use his new technology to ensure his place as the next Santa) is a perfect antagonist that the audience still feels sympathy for. They all just have such a fun dynamic, and it’s a crime that more people haven’t seen this.

Spirited: A fairly new addition to the Christmas movie ranks, since it came out in 2022 (but it was on AppleTV+ so no one watched it). Spirited is a modern, musical version of A Christmas Carol like you’ve never seen before (starring Will Ferrell and Ryan Reynolds, who are an amazing combination in anything). If you’re tired of seeing endless retellings of Dickens' story, just watch this. It’s hilarious, heartfelt, and it brings a whole new perspective to the story in a way that I’m not going to spoil. And the songs go so hard it’s insane.

Happiest Season: A rom-com in which a woman named Abby desperately wants to propose to her girlfriend Harper over the holidays during Harper’s family Christmas party…only to realize that Harper’s extremely rich and conservative family doesn’t know she’s gay. Fun rom-com shenanigans ensue. Did I mention Abby is played by Kristen Stewart, and Harper is played by Mackenzie Davis? Also Aubrey Plaza, Alison Brie, and that guy from Schitt’s Creek everyone loves are in it.

This could easily have been a completely different movie if the cast wasn't so funny and didn’t have such good chemistry. It starts out as a standard holiday rom-com, but I was tearing up by the end of this the first time I watched it. If you’ve ever felt like you’ve been hiding your true self from your family or if you’ve felt like you’ve never been good enough for them, I think you’ll see a lot to relate to in this. 

Violent Night: Another new addition to the ever-expanding list of Christmas movies, this aptly named action thriller also came out in 2022, and I feel like no one has spoken about it since, which is a crime because IT WAS SO MUCH FUCKING FUN!

When a grizzled, down on the world Santa (played by David Harbour) gets stuck in a rich family’s house while it’s being overrun by mercenaries, he has to Die Hard his way out and save the hostages (or at least the ones who are worth saving) before it’s too late. This was such a fun surprise, because violent action thrillers are so hit and miss for me personally. David Harbour is great. It’s just under 2 hours of watching shitty people get their comeuppance in unique ways. I’m so offended that it only has a 6.7/10 on IMDB, because this is a great movie to watch with a group of friends and some age appropriate beverages. Yeah, it’s not a masterpiece, and maybe my standards are low, but I had a great time with this.

Tokyo Godfathers: An anime Christmas classic directed by Satoshi Kon in which 3 homeless people (a former drag queen, a runaway teen, and a grumpy alcoholic) find a baby in a dumpster and try to reunite it with its family. This was the movie that tricked me into thinking Satoshi Kon’s other works would be just as comedic and wholesome as this one. It’s got humor. It’s got heart. It’s got twists and turns that will keep you guessing in the classic Satoshi Kon fashion. And the English dub is just as good as the sub, so you can’t go wrong either way.

Neo Yokio- Pink Christmas: Speaking of anime…I’ve talked about this one before, but I have to mention it again because it’s a staple for me every year. Pink Christmas is the Christmas special for the…anime (and I use that word in the loosest way possible) Neo Yokio…aka the one starring (and possibly made by?) Jaden Smith.

For anyone who’s never heard of it, Neo Yokio is a series on Netflix that is the closest thing to a professionally made Abridged Series we’ll ever have. The “plot” of the series revolves around Kaz, a pink haired guy who fights demons and does increasingly absurd rich people things with his robot mecha butler named Charles. The Christmas special involves Charles telling Kaz a Christmas story about the city’s Secret Santa competition for all the ultra rich people.

Look, there’s no good way to describe this one, but trust me when I say you don’t have to watch Neo Yokio to understand it, since even people who do watch Neo Yokio don’t understand it. In fact, I think it will be even funnier if you don’t watch Neo Yokio at all before watching Pink Christmas (but I encourage everyone to watch the series too, just because it’s more of the same insanity.)

Every line in it is pure comedic gold, not because it’s truly funny, but because it’s absurd and ridiculous in a way only Jaden Smith can be. I quote it incessantly while eating a Toblerone every year. 

Cabin Pressure at Christmas: Molokai: Okay, it’s not a movie or even a TV special, but I love Cabin Pressure so much that I had to include this too. Cabin Pressure is a comedy radio show (not a podcast, an actual radio show) that aired on BBC Radio 4 in the early 2000s about an airline crew for the world’s shittiest airplane. 

For anyone who watched season 2 of Good Omens, you might recognize the name John Finnemore as one of the writers. Well, Cabin Pressure is made by (and stars) the same person. The Christmas episode is one of my favorites of the series, and you 100% don’t need to listen to the entire series to enjoy it. It captures the humor and despair of being stuck with your co-workers on Christmas eve, but it keeps up the spirit regardless. This is another one I quote incessantly, and the whole show has become hardwired into my personality. PLEASE FIND A WAY TO LISTEN TO CABIN PRESSURE! I’m pretty sure the whole series is available on iTunes as an audiobook.

As honorable mentions, I want to include Rise of the Guardians and Klaus, because even though they have a fair amount of popularity, I still feel like people could appreciate them more. And sure, Rise of the Guardians might be more of an Easter movie, but it still includes Santa as a character, and he’s amazing. 

That's all for now. Sorry these are all specifically Christmas themed, but if anyone has movie suggestions for other winter holidays, please throw them in!

[butter-bubbles]

Why Not Making Byler Canon Would be a Massive Mistake...

Okay, so clearly the Byler brainrot has been getting to me. But this post will be about how Byler would fundamentally improve Mike (and Will's) characters, and making them canon would be an insanely easy way for the Duffer brothers to prove their masters in story crafting and writing.

Unlike a lot of people on this sub, I'm not one to believe Mike was secretly in love with Will the whole time and was using El as his beard to conceal being gay. I think there's enough evidence to prove that he was in love with El, probably for all/most of S3. I'm also not one to just ship two guys because I'm a "teen girl who likes f*tishizing MLM" like a lot of (honestly mainly misogynistic) believe.

I ship them for one simply reason: Mike, especially, becomes an infinitely more interesting, complex, and likeable character by doing so. I loved S1 and S2 Mike, and was so deeply invested in his character, his eventual reunion with Eleven, and his friendship with Will when I was younger.

And I never understood what happened to Mike between S2 and S3. Being a good friend was his defining trait of S1/2, so what happened that made him such a selfish and self-absorbed character? It never made any sense to me, and I just chalked it up to him being a cringy preteen.

But no one else has trouble maintaining a relationship and their own sense of identity/selfhood, even the other preteens on the show. Hell, El's whole arc is about moving away from this sense of dependence on others for her identity.

Now I don't think he was secretly in love with Will the whole time; there's just not enough evidence to say that he wasn't in love with El (atp) and I do think his feelings were genuine. What there is evidence for is that he fused his identity/self with being El's boyfriend, to the detriment of his friends, his girlfriend, and ultimately himself. He could think of nothing and no one outside of El, which is age appropriate but also deeply unhealthy.

There's also evidence to suggest that he feels playing with his friends and otherwise indulging in hobbies/anything outside of his girlfriend is a "kid" thing based on his fight with Will. In fact, he intentionally distances himself from Will, which to me indicates that he viewed Will as "childish" and too far from heternormative boyhood to fully indulge in a friendship with.

At the end of S3, we see the infamous awkward make-out session that was one of the first indications that Byler could be real to me. Because it just didn't make sense to me; I get struggling to say I love you, especially for an adolescent boy (even if they really mean it), but after El affirms her feelings shouldn't he look happy? Instead, he's just confused.

In S4, I believe that this is when Mike really begins to fall for Will (without even knowing it). He's so obviously jealous over who the painting is for, which just doesn't have a heterosexual explanation; he's paying close attention to Will when he should notice his girlfriend's struggling; he, for some reason, is still having issues with saying I love you even though there's been no explanation for why he can't; all he does is fight with El and seems more "in love" with (the idea of) her when she's absent.

I think what's happening here is he's realizing that everything he wants in his relationship with El, he gets from Will. Self-assurance: emotional intimacy: mutual understanding: and especially a need for him that validates his protective instincts. And I don't think he's even conscious of it, but he just can't hide it from his face (or his actions) at all.

I've been on the fence about canon-Byler because of David Harbour's comment about Mileven being firmly at the forefront of S5 and that moment in S4 at the pizza parlour where Mike almost confesses to loving El, which seemed incredibly sincere. And ultimately, I still don't know if they have any chance in S5.

But what I do know is that Mike and Will complement each other the most out of anyone in the show. They can complete one another, recontextualize all of Mike's incongruous behavior, and illustrate that the Duffer brothers are thinking about their story beyond basic (and outdated) tropes about teenage boyhood and douchey male behavior that emerges post-puberty.

So even if Byler never becomes canon, I will maintain that they would be one of the best things to happen to Stranger Things. I'd be content with another love interest being introduced for Will, but I honestly don't think anyone else could do this much for the writing and story as making Byler canon (at least not in a single season). Only time will tell.