#david farley

[willstafford]

On Board for Laughs

CLUEDO 2 Alexandra Theatre, Birmingham, Tuesday 23rd July, 2024 A while back, the stage version of Cluedo (based on the film Clue) toured with considerable success.  And so, in the spirit of cashing in/giving the audience what it wants, comes this sequel.  This time there’s nothing but the board game to inspire it.  Thankfully, the show boasts a quality script, written by veteran comedy…

[astralbondpro]

Tommy Boy (1995) // Dir. Peter Segal

[bellamer]

I’m gonna start posting images of like what I mean for my body headcanons for BG3 characters so like

Halsin: Built like John Goodman from when he played Fred Flinstone or Dan Connor, tall, big, imposing but still very gentle giant and Dan Connor is kinda what I mean when I mean fatjacked, John Goodman is what I think of when I think “built like an actual bear” so like just John Goodman in general for Halsin since his weight and shape fluctuates and I think Halsin’s does too depending on the season

Astarion: David Bowie, Thin White Duke describes Astarion to a T so like yeah. Obvious as hell if I do say so myself

Karlach: Already said she’s built like Jackie from Love Lies Bleeding or for another comparison Rhea Ripley. Just like 15% to 20% bigger

Shadowheart: The closest thing I could find that describes how I think she’s built is Marylin Monroe in these pictures but like 15% to 20% more body fat if that makes sense ?

Gale: I’m a firm fat Gale believer and people don’t like that but I don’t really care so but I’ve already headcanoned Gale as being built like John Candy, Chris Farley and most recently Matt Berry and I can’t find pictures of any of them shirtless besides Chris Farley and any photos I find of him in the Chippendales skit is very low quality so here’s the best one. And I know certain people don’t find fat bodies attractive but I’m not one of them so while this skit was meant to be a joke targeting fat people, his body is just as hot to me as everyone else on this list.

Wyll: Anthony Mackie. He has the muscles, the waist and the cake. Nothing more to be said. Exactly what I think of when I think of Wyll. Just maybe 5% smaller

To be continued because I have to find a picture for Lae’Zel because I can’t find any examples of bottom heavy yet flat chested celebrities to use as an example like it’s actually aggravating and annoying because I know they exist. Like Shadowheart was a struggle too because I don’t even headcanon Marylin as her body type, it’s just the closest example I could find. Gale was also a struggle but I just settled on it.

[90smovies]

[farleys-gf]

just leaving this here for reasons 😁

[fantastickkay]

From People, April 1995.

[oldshowbiz]

Tommy Boy (1995)

[gifnebula]

[succubussally]

I can't believe we're all wearing the same thing as four days ago

[shrimpscocktail]

tommy boy painting i did >:)

[escapingpurgatory]

what my associate is trying to say is that uh... our new brake pads are really cool, you're not even gonna believe it. like ... uhm, let's say you're driving along the road with your family, and you're driving along, lalala, woohoo, then all of a sudden, there's a truck tire in the middle of the road, and you hit the brakes-EEEEERRRR- woah, that was close.

now let's see what happens when you're driving with the "other guy's" brake pads. You're driving along, you're driving along, and all of a sudden, the kids are yelling from the back seat "I gotta go to the bathroom, daddy!"

"NOT NOW, DAMN IT!!"

TRUCK TIRE! - EEEEERRRRR- I CAN'T STOP, *smashing toy cars together* HELPPPP!

there's a cliff- AHHHHHH *BAM*

and your family's screaming, "OH MY GOD WE'RE BURNING ALIVE! NOOO, I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS!"

here comes the meat wagon! WEE-OOO, WEE-OOO, WEE-OOO!

and the medic gets out and says "oh. my. god."

new guy's in the corner puking his guts out, BLAHHH BLAHHHHHH, all because you want to save a few extra pennies. and to me, it's doesn't..

get out. NOW.

yes sir 😰 *richard blows on the fire*

do you validate?

NOW!

[schlock-luster-video]

On October 10, 1995, Tommy Boy was released on VHS in the United States.

[90smovies]

[farleys-gf]

a clip of spade and dana talking about a few bloopers from tommy boy 🥹

[thebratlestat]

do you think tommy boy and richard ever explored each others bodies