#davepeta x karkat

[weaselishmcdiesel]

consider... car cat x dave petter

davepeta x karkat is so appealing to me bc it's my two most favorite karkat ships in one and also davepeta is my exact gender

[kittzuxp]

oh suddenly homestuck is trending? *throws class doodles at you from afar*

[davekat-sucks]

The new update is majorly pissing me off. Why the hell do they write Davepeta like that? I mean, I don't like the character. But the writing is so OOC. It's weird. And all the cutesy talksprites are not it. The cashgrab aspect of the whole project is showing itself yet again. Davekat and Davepeta, the fan favorites despite their questionable narrative relevance. I have my money on the whole Meenkat arc being a setup for Dave to save Karkat from the terrible abuse of Meenah. The Knight saves the Knight and they ride off into the sunset to set the example of moral and healthy endgame yaois. Whatever makes the money.

And fine, I know running projects is hard or whatever. But typos in the dialogue? Come on, get a proofreader. The game itself is shitty too. I had to reload a couple of times because I tapped something and it took me to some inner workings screen. Annoying.

Just, eurgh. The Vriska and Tavros bit was pretty okay, though. And the art was nice.

Davepeta is only here for representation of gender neutral non-binary. Nobody gives a shit about Davesprite or Nepeta as individuals as they try to work together in mind, body, and soul to figure shit out. Instead, they are here just to say HEY LOOK! NEPETA IS ALIVE AND FUSED WITH A DEPRESSED SPRITE WHO IS NOT DEPRESSED SPRITE ANYMORE BECAUSE OF HER GENKINESS HELPING HIM BOTTLE IT UP AGAIN! SO IT'S ALL OKAY NOW!!!! Plus they continue to exaggerate on Nepeta's playfulness despite there is times she can be serious. Would they really go to say the MEENAH is the one abusive? Or are they going to say this because she tried to groom him years back? It ain't escaping the fact that according to Patreon posts, THEY FUCKED. Plus, nothing on screen or even in Patreon posts had shown Meenah abuse. At best, it is trying to set up that Karkat will move on from Meenah to go be with Dave and Meenah will support him because they are besties. That kind of cliche crap. And yeah, I noticed the typos there. They really had to rush this in. No doubt since the flash game is a VISUAL NOVEL. Not an actual game. Japanese players may have accepted this as a genre, but they should know Westerners don't accept it. Even a walking simulator is more of a game because it involves actual movement and exploration. Not many of these guys who sit down to read shit like Higurashi, Umineko, Fate/Stay Night, CLANNAD, or any other long visual novels. Which is unironic considering they had managed to tolerate Homestuck of all things. And watching the anime adaptation of said visual novel does not count. I'm still shocked people are still giving them any money. None of the stuff here in Beyond Canon is worth one damn cent.

[turntechcatnip3]

Can I ask a transfem Sollux with low pigtails, a white-yellow shirt and a ♦neckless with Karkat's symbol on it (A.K.A. her moirail)? Thank you and I love your edits! <3

purrr purrr purrr!!! thank you so much <33

- mod davepeta

[batponiesrule28]

Ok that looks like a lot of yes votes to me!

If you guys want me to stock them this April then consider helping me to get started! You can like, reblog, vote on the poll, or help fund the project by donating to my PayPal @batponiesrule !

Here are some of my draft designs!

And one more completed design!

Thanks for reading! I’m really looking forward to seeing how this project goes!!

Ok so since we have polls now and I can get a PROPER census:

[divineerdrick]

Homestuck Beyond Cannon Upd8 for September 14, 2024

Couple days late on this one, so let's get started right away.

Oh! But first we have a news post. It is the first upd8 of the month after all.

I mentioned content warnings on the last upd8. Looks like I'm not the only one. Yeah, those would have been appreciated. But hopefully James can follow through on his promise to get better with them.

The Karkat plush is . . . today! Apparently you can now preorder it, or at least you should be able to. I need to check on that. I think my previous support counts as my preorder, but I want to be sure. Don't want to miss out on the wonderfully grumpy plush with the awesome hair.

The Patreon is apparently the reason we're getting upd8s like this one, and James is trying to figure out how to bolster it. Makes me, again, appreciate all the work Andrew did on the original. He seems reluctant to do another visual novel like this, but who knows what the future holds. Wish I could support the comic again, but right now I don't have the funds. Admittedly, part of that is because I play Warhammer.

On to the upd8!

Er . . . after I fix the browser thing again >.<

Huh! I just noticed that the panel that we see while the game is loading is actually fake and created by the game window. You can barely see the outline there, but the big give away is the menu bar in the upper left. Neat trick!

Looks like @nostalgicamphibian was right! That feather is very much orange, and so that means we know who it belongs to. Maybe Vriska will take some advice and just chill and recoup for a bit. I'm sure she needs it after the last chapter.

Also! We can now reread the prologue from here!

I still feel like Vriska both needs to see Terezi and (Vriska). They are together in the bubbles, or were the last time we saw them. So she could do both at once. I think there's a huge lesson she could take away from that. One chapter left after this one, so we'll have to see I guess. For now, let's see some shenanigans!

Also this is Chapter X, apparently.

And now for something completely different! Apparently this was happening during the last chapter?

Embarrassed? We haven't seen all the sprites, such as Arquius perhaps. But Davepeta is specifically saying sprite^2. And only one other character has that designation . . .

Okay, this is just great! Which ever member of the team that wrote this managed to perfectly mash up Nepeta's kitty themed RP with Dave's rambling. I love everything about this!

And there they are! Bit of a callback to Rose having to wait on Dave before. Jasprose appears to still be painting the town red on Meat Earth C. Wonder if we might see Jane with her at any point in the future.

omg im l so fucking mao at this! That is the perfect Rose Tier Homestuck technobabble. Midnight City is is in superplausitional canonical deniability. So for any purpose, it could be said to be canon or not canon as the HICU needs! XD

I'm literally struggling to keep it down right now! Also, I think the only panel I haven't as part of this was the stuff with Erisol! This has all been S Tier!

Hah! And Dad and Droug are apparently still running around too! That probably put a damper on Jasprose's night on the town! Also good to see that even this version of Rose is still sober.

Not so good to hear that Jake is still completely fucked up after what Dirk did to him. Jasprose hints that he still might have a role to play before the end though.

And, of course, we have timeline shenanigans! While Davepeta has been stuck with Vriska for multiple years, Jasprose is still on the same night of partying we left them with.

Davepeta is not pleased with Vriska's progress. Maybe they'll think different depending on how she responds to Scratch's abuse. But they're clearly worried, and this is apparently extremely important to whatever plans the two sprite^2 have cooking. And Dave is for once appreciating Rose's desire to understand the human psyche. Not that it would necessarily have helped with Vriska.

Hah!

Apparently even they weren't expecting that.

Normally a beat panel like this after a statement like that can only mean one thing . . .

Hah!

Join us next time when 4 more years have passed! That was the meaning behind the 8 Ball all along!

Now excuse me while that line sends me into existential dread over the possibility of a different type of "4 more years."

[bottlehawk]

davepetasprite^2 x karkat?

i actually think there's a high chance of this not working out, due to davepeta being a combination of both a dave who's barely interacted with karkat and nepeta, both of whom historically he has expressed the opposite of interest in. but also depending on the timelines you're looking at he has ended up with either one, so it's really a coin flip. really it depends on how much time they spend together because that's all karkat really needs from his end to develop interest in anyone lol. just let them play terraria a couple of times together over discord and you're good to go.

[badlydrawndavepeta]

can you draw karkat x davepeta?

B33 < *davepeta gasps in shock!* wait hold up anon have you b33n sneaking p33ks at my shipping wall???

B33 < im not angry honestly ive b33n twirling my hair like a middle schooler and all kicking my legs back and forth beclaws my crush asked to borrow a pencil today like t33h33ing and shit

B33 < but uh

B33 < please purrtend you didnt s33 anything!!! shipping walls are meant to only be shared betw33n shippurrs!

[justajevil]

The Jevi Homestuck Ship list, with quadrants specified

Ones in bold are my favourites

Arafef (Aradia x Feferi)♥️ Arakan (Aradia x Kanaya) ♦️ Ararose (Aradia x Rose)♥️ Arasol (Aradia x Sollux)♥️ Equara (Aradia x Equius) ♠️ Gamtav (Tavros x Gamzee) ♥️ Equitav (Tavros x Equius) ♦️ Neptav (Tavros x Nepeta) ♦️ Solkat (Sollux x Karkat) ♥️ Solkat (Sollux x Karkat) ♦️ Fefsol (Sollux x Feferi) ♥️ Erisol (Sollux x Eridan) ♠️ Davesol (Sollux x Dave) ♦️ Katnip (Karkat x Nepeta) ♦️ Davekat (Karkat x Dave) ♥️ Johnkat (John x Karkat) ♠️ Katcest (Karkat x Karkat) ♠️ Equikat (Karkat x Equius) ♥️ Davepeta (Nepeta x Dave) ♦️ Fefeta (Nepeta x Feferi) ♥️ Catdog (Nepeta x Jade) ♥️ Nepezi (Nepeta x Terezi) ♦️ Rosemary (Kanaya x Rose) ♥️ Vriskan (Kanaya x Vriska) ♠️ Vrirezi (Terezi x Vriska) ♦️ Vrirezi (Terezi x Vriska) ♠️ Teregam (Terezi x Gamzee) ♠️ Daverezi (Terezi x Dave) ♦️ Spiderbreath (Vriska x John) ♥️ Erivris (Vriska x Eridan) ♠️ Equidan (Equius x Eridan) ♠️ Equigam (Equius x Gamzee) ♠️ Pepsicola (Dave x John) ♥️ Davejade (Dave x Jade) ♦️

[shit-solkat]

Complete tag list

For me, but you can use it too.

[will change a lot]

[I love to have everything WELL organized, don't be an ass about it]

ME:

#my draw #my repost #my post #my text #my req #q #fave

> reposts from my other socials or my old — terminated — blogs > my texts are for longer texts, like analysis, talking about a topic, etc

REBLOGS/FOR ME:

#rb #for later #useful #4 my friendos #davekatsucks #strifestack #project[s] #askbeeboy

Types of reblogs: ➡#fanart #text #shitpost #comic #video #gif #poll ➡#icons #3D #banner #edits #sprites #sprite redraw #sprite edit ➡#wallpaper #stimboard #cosplay #pixel pattern ➡#fanfic #au ➡#link #a post

>#a post = idk how tf else tag it

WARNINGS: #mdni

FANDOMS: #Random <no fandom or random things #Gatekeeping fandoms <antis don't belong in fandoms #Proship <not a fandom ofc #Homestuck <mostly #Pesterquest #the boy and the heron #South Park

VANTAS x CAPTOR:

♦ #me thinking about them ♦ #Leaders and Copilots ♦️ #solkat ♦ #solgamkar ♦ #solkarezi ♦️ #psiiless ♦️ #kantuna ♦️ #psiikat ♦️ #solless ♦ #disciplesspsii ♦️ (to add)

MY OTHER FAV SHIPS: #Beta OT4 #Davepeta/#Davenep #Meowrails #Porkri #Erifef > add #implied, 'cuz some ships are

Quadrants: #quandrants #pale #flushed #pitch #ashen

Other things: #trans #ship chart #tier list #bpd #genderbend

Characters and ships:

#fantroll #fankid #fanchild #kernelsprite = #Eather (oc) #Moros (oc) #homestuck shipping

If a ship is tagged, its characters aren't

HOMESTUCK:

🏠 #John Egbert #June Egbert

>#Pepsicola #Johndave

>#Prospitcest #Johnjade

>#Roxygen

>#Egbertcest

🏠 #Rose Lalonde

>#Dersecest #Daverose

>#Lalondecest #Roseroxy

🏠 #Dave Strider #Davesprite

>#Pepsicola #Johndave

>#Dersecest #Daverose >#Spacetime #Davejade

🏠 #Jade Harley

>#Prospitcest #Johnjade >#Spacetime #Davejade >#Guncest

>>#Beta kids #Beta OT4

🏠 #Jane Crocker

>#Dirkjane

🏠 #Roxy Lalonde

>#Roxygen

>#Lalondecest #Roseroxy

>#Roxyhal >#Callieroxy >#Eriroxy

>#Kankroxy

🏠 #Dirk Strider #Lil Hal

>#Dirkjane

>#Roxyhal

🏠 #Jake English

>#Guncest

🏠 #Cherubins (I don't tag them individually)

>>#Alpha kids #Alpha OT4

🏠 #Karkat Vantas

>#Nepkat >#Karkan

>#Karezi

>#Vantascest

🏠 #Aradia Megido

>#Arasol >#Araquius

🏠 #Tavros Nitram

>#Gamtav

🏠 #Sollux Captor

>#Arasol

>#Doc Sollux

🏠 #Nepeta Leijon

>#Nepkat >#Neprezi >#Gamnep

🏠 #Kanaya Maryam >#Karkan >#Vriskan

🏠 #Terezi Pyrope

>#Karezi >#Neprezi >#Vrisrezi >#Gamrezi

🏠 #Vriska Serket >#Vriskan >#Vrisrezi >#Vrisfef

🏠 #Equius Zahhak >#Araquius

🏠 #Gamzee Makara

>#Gamtav >#Gamnep >#Gamrezi

🏠 #Eridan Ampora >#Eriroxy

🏠 #Feferi Peixes >#Vrisfef

>>#Beta Trolls

🏠 #Kankri Vantas

>#Kankroxy

>#Vantascest

🏠 #Meulin Leijon

🏠 #Porrim Maryam >#Aranrim

🏠 #Aranea Serket >#Aranrim

>>#Alpha trolls

🏠 #the signless

>#Discipless

🏠 #the psiioniic

🏠 #the disciple

>#Discipless

🏠 #HIC

>>#Ancestors

🏠 #Dad Egbert

>#Egbertcest

🏠 #Davepetasprite^2 🏠 #Tavrisprite 🏠 #Fefetasprite 🏠 #Casey

PROSHIP:

🍖🌈 #Proship-chan

🍖🌈 #Anti-chan

[caligulascatnip]

Two things. :3

1. in the list of names you put nepeta. So I'm assuming you kin them (if I'm wrong mb TwT) but I was wondering if there are any other Homestuck characters you kin?

And 2. I was wondering if you could draw Javepeta (Jade x Davepeta)

Feel free to answer just one of these or both of you feel like it, but no pressure :3

1- NOO ITS OKAY IDM QUESTIONS LIKE THIS!! but yes :3 well i mean its kind of a little more complicated than that but for simplicity yes HAGAHAGDJFKD But there is plenty!! Karkat, Feferi. Aradia, Fefetasprite, Davepetasprite, Joey Claire Hiveswap. HONESTLY Eridan himself too. So Many. i have Homestuck Autism.

2- Also this is an Erinep blog!! Not sure if i specified clear enough but requests are open for like, Erinep related stuff only :,3 IM SORRYYY GRAHAGABAHDNGMG But maybe one day!! i would just post it on main instead >_<

[weaselishmcdiesel]

davepeta, karkat, and jade holding hands

im in a romantic mood so theyre kissing too

[rose---child]

Wait, if they made jade and vriska interact more once she gains her powers, she might have been able to change vriska. Like maybe even romantically. Okay it might be late at night but like Boths childhoods are like worse then the others. Jade was stuck on a island and had to deal with her grandpas body, Vriska became a murder just to feed her mother, which this turned vriska into an abusive power hungry jerk.

Vriska already made Jade keep falling asleep randomly, so Jade already has a reason to be mad. Then Vriska has many reasons to be jealous of Jade, she has the powers and people respect her, no one actually respects vriska and she only lists after power. So I think these 2 had alot of reasoning to interact more.

Like I’m full on riska x rezi and either jade x davepeta or the jade/karkat/Dave poly. But like those make sense why they don’t work.

But Jade and Vriska really are both alone, sure they don’t need to be romantic, I’m not a fanfic writer (yet, give it time). But like it’s just wasted potential that these 2 didn’t rub off on eachother, like Jade helped Karkat, she can help Riska

[davekat-sucks]

kanrezi was a good idea and for some reason hussie back petaled as soon as the two of them were interested in each other. karkat could have ended up with terezi, john, jade, I'd even accept tavros. but i just dont like him with act 6s half baked version of dave or dave at any point of the story or davesprite or davepeta. Karkat/Tavros is better than davekat

Karkat x Tavros aka KarTav aka Tavkat aka Red Bull is better than Davekat.

[paranormalglass]

(my friend who doesn't read homestuck and i had a fun convo)

notes i took during this: porrim = god = OWN TEIR kankri (who she named karkalicious) x Latula DAVE = BRODY MEULIN = DARK SCRATCH (BASED ON DOC SCRATCH) meenah - sharon married to cronus - wife 1

randy’s lore(cronus): divorced 3 times, 7 kids: kid 1 - daffodil kid 2 - twilight sparkle kid 3 - curtain hanger kid 4 - billy kid 5 - supreme kis 6 - flounder kid 7 - DickWeed III

jane (who she called neptune) sacrifices goats for his lord and savoir, leprichun on the lunky charms box

vrisdka (tina) randy’s second wife

karkat = karkalicious 2.0 (she saw karkat after kankri)

sollux (derick) = racist

aradia (alice 2.0) (copy cat of damara) = nazi

equius (john) = bffs with randy (cronus)

rose (feferi) = gambles every saturday she is 55 ytear old

john wayne gacy (roxy)

dirk (tristan) = he is in thrid grade and he is 27 years old 

jake = duck from duck song

jasperosesprite (sailor moon

davepeta = willy wonka

she thought damara was called alice and that kanaya was her daughter

kanaya was killed by roxy and alice (damara) cries every day for exactly 32 minutes and 36 seconds then plots revenge

she found AR and WV scary

she put horruss in die because she was relating him to her boyfriend (he was watching this lmao)

[hstbc]

What are your guy’s favourite ships?

That’s an excellent question! Here are the answers:

mod-red: rosemary, javepeta and davekat

mod-blue: JohnDaveKat and all pairings within it, (fanon)Cronkri and (fanon) Dirkjake

mod-pink: meowrails (duh), nep <3 sol, nep <3< eridan, sol <3 araida, callie <3 roxy, dirk <> ~~therapy~~ roxy (platonic of course), jade <3 rose, jade <3 davepetasprite, and dirk <3 equius

mod-yellow: rosemary, davekat, araroxy, arasol, davesolkat (or any variations of the 3), vrisrezi, jaderose, johndave, dirkjake (ikik...), pale davejade, dirk x therapy and pale karkan

mod-green: My top ship is DirkSol currently but top 5 not including that one is Dirk <3 John, Karkat <3< John, Rosemary, Gamzee <> Karkat, and CottonCandy

mod-teal: jaderoxy and kanrezi

mod-purple: davekat, rosemary and callieroxy

mod-gray: doesn’t really have any

mod-white: Dirk x Horuss, Pale!!!!! Vriska and Equius, Vrisrezi, Arafef, Arafefsol, mitula, Rose Mary, not a ship, but I love any Jane Dirk Friendship content, Nepeta and Equius, Arajake, DaveJohnKat (in any combination), Roxy and Callie, Jane and Roxy (ignoring the epilogues), Jade and Tavros!!!, Jade and Davepeta, and Jade and Davesprite

modlite-lilac: Lilac/not finishing homestuck, lilac/not reading hstbc: anyways ninjagos cool and i like polyninja and samuraishipping <3 (~~seriously tho i like davekat~~)

modlite-lime: Rosemary, Calliroxy and Stelzias can you tell I like women

modlite-coral: davekat (no quadrants) is the fav but i also love me some kanaya <> karkat, vriska <3/<> terezi, callie <3 roxy <3 jane, nepeta <> dave, and finally that good good wv <3 pm :33 (im not much for blackrom ajdjfjfk)

modlite-canary: janerezi, rosemary, meowrails and callieroxyjane