Audience: “That’s some pretty lame haunting Dave”
Dave: “AAAAWWWWW NNNOOOOOO”
Audience: “Good ghost noise though”
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@windpurr
Master Marshmallow: "Thank you for asking! My favorite type of stories to tell and hear are ghost stories! I love how atmospheric they are, and how they get your blood pumping. Well, I don't have any blood, I'm a mandrake root, but you know what I mean."
Master Marshmallow: "I love to read ghost stories from books and then put my own spin on them. Or sometimes I hear them from my friends. For example, did you know Mudpie saw a ghost in the refrigerator last week? I'm pretty sure he just made that up to explain why a lot of snacks were missing and how the door keeps getting left open so he wouldn't get into trouble, but that's beside the point."
Master Marshmallow: "Ghost stories teach us about our own fears and let us be afraid for a little while, but in an entertaining and safe way. This book has many good ones in it. Is there anything better than curling up with your favorite book of scary stories, some tea, and a blanket, and just letting your imagination run wild?"
Ghost: "Nope! I have to say, it's one of my favorite pastimes too."
Master Marshmallow: "Ahhhhhh! A ghost!"
Ghost: "Oh, don't look so surprised. I live here too, just like you do."
Master Marshmallow: "Oh, right. Uh... Dave, was it?"
Dave: "Yep!"
Master Marshmallow: "Well... as long as you're here, could you tell me a ghost story?"
Dave: "Technically, any story I tell would be a ghost story."
Master Marshmallow: "True, but I'm still interested to hear one."
Dave: "Alright, then. Get ready, you're gonna love this one!"
Master Marshmallow: "Thank you, friend!"
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Please stop using AFAB if you just mean cis female.
I’ve noticed more and more writers are misusing the term AFAB and using it as a shorthand to say the reader is a cis women. This is a bit disheartening to see as the term was coined specifically to include trans and nonbinary people. AFAB is purely a physical description and has no bearing on the gender of the reader. It’s a gender neutral term. So please tag accordingly. Continuing to use it like this just further alienates trans people from a word made to include us. Please, just tag female if that’s what you mean.
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made this as a reaction image because i see SOOO many posts that are basically just ghost quartet. this is the ghost quartet website and none of you even know it
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