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[azpartygirlz]

Flyer design I did for Thunderbird Lounge. Dave Parley (ex Prayers) and Body of Light (Ascetic House / Dais Records), on Friday October 27th for their 3rd Annual Halloween Party.

Body of Light just released a new album, Bitter Reflection, and it's among my favorite things to listen to as of late. Buy it here.

[alma3737]

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[kicksaddictny]

Stella Mccartney Hosts Legendary L.A Party to Honour Adidas Collaboration and Present Its Spring / Summer 23 Collection

According to Adidas

Stella McCartney hosted a legendary party in L.A in celebration of her 18 year partnership with adidas and to present its new Spring/Summer 23 collection. Kicking off the biggest weekend in music, the unique collaboration took over LA’s famous Henson Recording Studios for an iconic evening that brought together music and fashion. ​

Paying homage to Stella’s love of and deep heritage in music, the party, a first of its kind for adidas by Stella McCartney , featured a DJ performance by Zuri Marley and live performances from Koffee, Minke, MUNA, and Beth Ditto alongside a celebration of movement through an immersive roller-skating piece by L.A Roller Girls – presenting the vibrant Spring Summer 23 adidas by Stella McCartney  drop in beautiful motion. 

A line-up of next-generation trailblazers and friends of the Stella McCartney  house attended, including Anya Taylor-Joy, Kate Hudson, Pauline Chalamet, Alicia Keys, Emma Chamberlain, Karlie Kloss, Tinashe, Paris Jackson , Madelyn Cline, Noah Cyrus, Cara Delevingne, Nicole Richie, Nia Dennis, Demi Lovato, Miguel, Phoebe Gates, Liv Tyler, Sabrina Carpenter, Kim Gordon, Dave Grohl, Beck Hansen, Ringo Starr, Paul McCartney, Dree Hemingway, Ivy Getty, Alessandra Ambrosio Charlotte Lawrence, Julian Lennon, Leslie Mann, Måneskin, James Marsden, Matt Bellamy, Orlando Bloom, Clara McGregor, Esther McGregor, Norah Jones, Orville Peck, Evan Ross, Benito Skinner, Tinx, Sofi Tukker, Scout Willis, Tallulah Willis, Shailene Woodley, Jaime Xie, and Truly Young. 

​A collaboration that has always pushed the limits, from innovation and sport style to working with pioneers across fashion, music and art, the party celebrated a partnership that continues to champion individual expression and inspires the new wave of trailblazers. ​Together, adidas and Stella McCartney are relentlessly committed to finding new ways to create and support a better future through the fusion of recycled materials and key performance technologies.

The key collections showcased at the party include:​

ICONS: Blending sport and style through contemporary cuts, the capsule sees iconic adidas by Stella McCartney designs reimagined in staple shades of black, grey and white – providing next-gen athletes with a timeless blank canvas to move with purpose. Featured for the first time is the Sportswear Run Shoe, an all-new gender-neutral silhouette made in part from natural and renewable materials.​

The ICONS collection is available now on adidas by Stella McCartney and via the adidas app.

TRUENATURE: Designed for exploring the world outside, the collection captures a contemporary take on Earth and weather satellite images alongside conceptual contours and ley lines of maps. With leading technologies such as Parley Ocean Plastic and WIND.RDY, the collection has been crafted to protect the next generation of active activists.

The TRUENATURE collection is available from 16th Feb on adidas by Stella McCartney and via the adidas app.

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Today's joy with Rachel Joy Scott Friday edits is Rest In Peace to those famous stars & angels Verne Troyer, Richard Griffiths, Alan Rickman, Richard Harris, Michael Gambon, John Hurt, Robbie Coltrane, Helen McCrory, Roberts Blossom, Billie Burke, Frank Sutton, Jim Nabors, Judy Garland, Margaret Hamilton, Clara Blandick, Shirley Temple and baby Leroy, Paul Grant, Leslie Phillips, Robert Hardy, Timothy Bateson, Terence Bayler, Robert Knox, Sam Beazley, Paul Ritter, Dave Legeno, Peter Cartwright, Derek Deadman, Hazel Douglas, Alfred Burke, Jimmy Gardner, Elizabeth Spriggs, Bob Newhart, Tom Poston, Dean Martin, Mary Frann, Betty White, Rik Mayall, Brian Nickels, Jerry Reed, Matthew Perry, Raymond Burr, Mary Ann Jackson, Dorothy DeBorba, Mary Kornman, Mildred Kornman, Peaches Jackson, Peggy Cartwright, Darla Jean Hood, Jean Darling, Peggy Montgomery, Bob Barker, Lucille Ricksen, Michael Kenneth Williams, Pat E. Johnson, Richard Burton, Cyril Cusack, Roger Lloyd Pack, Peter Frye, John Boswell, James Walker, Shirley Rosemary Stelfox, Shirley Jean Rickert, Janet Key, June Marlowe, Virginia Weidler, Jane Withers, Peter Michael Falk, Bruce Kirby, Mike Lally, John Finnegan, Robert Culp, Vito Scotti, Val Avery, Fred Draper, Alan Fudge, Gene Wilder, Jack Albertson, Richard Belzer, Richard Bull, Jerome Guardino, Bill Zuckert, Steven Gilborn, Ed McCready, Paul Carr, James Avery, Parley Edward Baer, Sherman Hemsley, Ellen Albertini Dow, Carl Reiner, Alan Wolf Arkin, Michael Jeter, Debbie Lee Carrington, James Caan, Ed Asner, Ana Ofelia Murguía, Paul Newman, Madge Sinclair, Robert Guillaume, Mary Ethel Gregory, Michael Landon, Katherine MacGregor, Kevin Hagen, Dabbs Greer, John Heard, Leonard Stone, John Candy, Victor Edwin French, Robin Williams, Peter Fonda, Geoffrey Palmer, Olivia Newton-John, Eve Arden, Rose Joan Blondell, Alice Ghostley, Darrell Zwerling, Dody Goodman, Lance Reddick, Andy Griffith, Don Knotts, Anissa Jones, Bridgette Andersen, Dominique Dunne, Samantha Reed Smith, Heather and Judith Barsi, Fred Rogers, Olivia Twenty Dahl, Roald Dahl, Sofie Magdalene Dahl, Walter Elias Disney, Ruth Flora Disney, Denise Marie Nickerson, Louis XVII, Lois Janes, Marie Thérèse de France, Christopher Plummer, Eazy-E, Peter Cartwright, John William "Johnny" Carson,

[ulkaralakbarova]

A sweet-natured Temp Agency operator and amateur Presidential look-alike is recruited by the Secret Service to become a temporary stand-in for the President of the United States. Credits: TheMovieDb. Film Cast: Dave Kovic / Bill Mitchell: Kevin Kline Ellen Mitchell: Sigourney Weaver Bob Alexander: Frank Langella Alan Reed: Kevin Dunn Duane Stevenson: Ving Rhames Vice-President Nance: Ben Kingsley Murray Blum: Charles Grodin Alice: Faith Prince Randi: Laura Linney White House Tour Guide: Bonnie Hunt Senate Majority Leader: Parley Baer House Majority Leader: Stefan Gierasch Mrs. Travis: Anna Deavere Smith Policeman: Charles Hallahan Jerry: Tom Dugan Lola: Alba Oms Secret Service #1: Steve Witting David: Kellen Sampson White House Guard: Lexie Bigham Frederic W. Barnes: Frederic W. Barnes Ronald Brownstein: Ronald Brownstein Eleanor Clift: Eleanor Clift Tom Harkin: Tom Harkin Bernard Kalb: Bernard Kalb Larry King: Larry King Michael Kinsley: Michael Kinsley Morton Kondracke: Morton Kondracke Jay Leno: Jay Leno Frank Mankiewicz: Frank Mankiewicz Chris Matthews: Chris Matthews John McLaughlin: John McLaughlin Howard Metzenbaum: Howard Metzenbaum Abner J. Mikva: Abner J. Mikva Robert D. Novak: Robert D. Novak Tip O’Neill: Thomas P. ‘Tip’ O’Neill Richard Reeves: Richard Reeves Paul Simon: Paul Simon Ben Stein: Ben Stein Oliver Stone: Oliver Stone Kathleen Sullivan: Kathleen Sullivan Jeff Tackett: Jeff Tackett Helen Thomas: Helen Thomas Nina Totenberg: Nina Totenberg Sander Vanocur: Sander Vanocur John Yang: John Yang Don Durenberger: Stephen Root Girl at Durenberger’s: Catherine Reitman Mom at Durenberger’s: Dawn Arnemann Clara: Marianna Harris Diane: Sarah Marshall White House Barber: Ralph Manza President’s Physician: George Martin White House Nurse: Laurie Franks Trauma Doctor: Tom Kurlander Trauma Nurse: Dendrie Taylor Japanese Prime Minister: Joe Kuroda Vice-President’s Wife: Geneviève Robert Vice-President’s Son: Jason Reitman Secretary of Education: Ruth Goldway Director of OMB: Frank Birney Secretary of Treasury: Paul Collins Secretary of Commerce: Peter White Postmaster General: Robin Gammell Judy: Heather Hewitt Policeman #2: Gary Ross Ellen’s Aide: Jeffrey Joseph Female Senator: Bonnie Bartlett Speaker of the House: Robert Walsh Congressional Doorkeeper: William Pitts Reporter: Dan Butler Announcer: Wendy Gordon Announcer: Ben Patrick Johnson Announcer: Steve Kmetko Chris Dodd: Chris Dodd Alan K. Simpson: Alan K. Simpson Arnold Schwarzenegger: Arnold Schwarzenegger Film Crew: Set Designer: Joseph G. Pacelli Jr. Screenplay: Gary Ross Editor: Sheldon Kahn Production Design: J. Michael Riva Casting: Michael Chinich Director of Photography: Adam Greenberg Casting: Bonnie Timmermann Executive Producer: Joe Medjuck Set Designer: Darrell L. Wight Director: Ivan Reitman Set Designer: Steve Arnold Executive Producer: Michael C. Gross Costume Design: Richard Hornung Art Direction: David F. Klassen Set Decoration: Michael Taylor Producer: Lauren Shuler Donner Hairstylist: Christopher Shihar Casting Associate: Alan Berger Costume Supervisor: James W. Tyson Script Supervisor: Karen Hale Wookey Hairstylist: Marlene D. Williams Makeup Artist: Linda DeVetta Construction Coordinator: Terry Scott Makeup Artist: Robert Norin Original Music Composer: James Newton Howard Movie Reviews: Rob: A lovely romantic comedy in that true eighties style. A little charmer of a movie starring the ever-watchable Kevin Kline. I’ll admit I’m pretty old-fashioned and, even in today’s evil world, I cling to the hope there are still good-hearted people out there somewhere. This is one of those movies keeping that hope alive. Let the soft side of you out and enjoy this film.

[lighteous]

https://www.mixcloud.com/yabest/joyous/

“Joyous” by YABE TADASHI

DJ Nature  -Joyous  00:01

United Future Organization  -Stolen Moments  03:12

Dave Pike  -Bronx Blue  09:34

Rico Toto  -Ravdjee 11:56

Marion Brown  -Sweet Earth Flying(Pt.3) 14:16

Brothers Johnson  -Thunder Some Lightning Lik  16:12

Adriano Celentano  -L’unica Chance 19:41

Aksak Maboul  -Dramuscule 23:12

Sheila Jordan  -Parley's Swine  31:16

Owiny Sigoma Band   -Vitamin C   36:33

Billy Paul  -East  41:40

Material & Nona Hendricks  -Over and Over  46:21

Manfred Fest  -Arigo   48:53

Manfred Fest  -Who Needs It    52:07

Moodymann  -Taken Away  58:23

RIGHTEOUS  -It’s Your Night  1:00:44

Dntel -My Orphaned Son (Die Vögel Remix) 1:04:33

Zero DB -On The One & Three   1:10:30

Alfonso Lovo  -Tropical Jazz  1:13:06

Heren Merril & Gordon Beck  -I Got It Good   1:16:04

[thydungeongal]

Excitement! Adventure! Death! Dismemberment!

The party finally makes their way into

The Hideout of the Feared Hopes

The sallow trees bow and scrape, dusty leaves brushing the ancient, over-grown road below. A way stone—weathered beyond recognition—marks the distance to a long-gone settlement. The Hideout of the Feared Hopes is hidden near an abandoned stronghold, deep in the woods somewhere where the woods meet a large hill. A passage leading into area 38 in the cave is under the ruins of an ancient temple, masked by dense undergrowth. A passage leading into area 41 in the cave is deep inside the mouth of a giant stone skull, entirely covered with moss and ivy. A passage leading into area 43 in the cave is deep inside the mouth of a giant stone skull, entirely covered with moss and ivy.

The party decides to take the passage into area 38, under the ruins of the ancient temple. Chuckles and Theodore both light their lanterns.

As the party goes down into the cave they are met with a dripping noise. The ceiling is covered in stalactites. Stalagmites? Idk. Who cares.

Fossils of underwater creatures decorate the formations here and the stalagmites are covered with claw marks. Something here makes the hair at the back of the neck stand.

Turns out, the stalactites are piercers, carnivorous creatures that disguise themselves as stalactites and fall on their prey to kill it. The party is basically automatically surprised because they were moving in carelessly.

One piercer falls on top of Jimothy, killing him instantly as he is cleft in twain. Another falls on Theophany, who is likewise slain immediately. The rest of the party panics as piercers start falling around them, ducking and weaving. They avoid the attacks of the piercers and flee deeper into the cavern.

The surviving party members run into a small cavern and chance upon five orcs fighting over a flask. Montgormery decides to parley once again.

"What ho, good orcs! We mean you no harm!" "Stay out of this, humans. This is our flask." "It's my flask!" "Shut the fuck up, Orc Dave!" "Why do you call me Orc Dave? We're both Orcs you idiot!!!" "For the last time Orc Dave,"

While all this is going on, Chuckles glances at the orcs' treasure hoard in the corner. There's got to be thousands of gold pieces worth of coin there! (He is right, there's 2000 gp in there.) Chuckles decides to try and sneak by the orcs and start filling his sack...

And rolls an 89 on his move silently check. Getting caught red-handed.

What happens next is a violent flurry: the orcs obviously get mad at this trickery at hand. Two of them charge Chuckles, the remaining three taking on the other members of the party. A very brief exchange leaves the entire party save for Theodore dead. As the orcs surround him, Theodore draws out his holy symbol, [some kind of cool symbol of Chaos] and shouts, in the alignment tongue of Chaos "Stop! I yield! I am a servant of Chaos like you are!"

Reaction roll 11.

"A servant of Chaos eh? We may yet have a use for you. Lay down your weapon and come with us," says the largest, meanest-looking orc to Theodore.

Our first party wipe. And what ever happened to Theodore? We may never find out. But tune in next time for some more solo adventures, starring an entirely new bunch of chucklefucks!

First day of Adventuring

Our intrepid heroes, Jimothy, Montgormery, Theophany, Chuckles, Theodore, and Stevelyn (introduced in a previous post) arrive in the village of Balaz's Wish in the Empire of Irazor.

Irazor is ruled by necromancer Lucien of Irazor, a level 12 Magic-user. He has well-brushed brown hair, glowing black eyes and a nose ring (Uncomfortable). In the pocket: a dirty handkerchief, 3 sp and 2 gp.

The village of Balaz's Wish is a simple village nestled between two mountains. As the party arrive, they immediately head to the local drinking hole, "The Lost Torch Tavern," to check the local bulletin board for leads.

Help requested! A heirloom of sentimental value was stolen from me. I will reward anyone who is kind enough to get it back. Yours, Kyranthia of Akaana Heading to Hammering? Payment guaranteed to a trusty courier. Ask for Berwin Lacy

Montgormery, who has named himself party leader, decides that a simple delivery quest is unbecoming of a man of his noble stature and his retinue, so he leads the party on a visit to this Kyranthia of Akaana!

Kyranthia of Akaana. She has bulging red eyes, delicate features and gap teeth (Exhausted). In the pocket: a quill and 3 sp. Her Decorated Sword is lost (or so claimed). Finder's rewards is 230 gp.

The party then goes to gather some rumors at the tavern while having some drinks, overhearing the following:

Kyranthia of Akaana’s decorated sword (actually Sword +1, Locate Objects) is somewhere in the Hideout of the Feared Hopes Avoid going to Nightmare Wetlands. There’s a Giant Leech there. Safia of Atali is very secretive recently.

A quirk of Hexroll is that once I reveal the first rumor it also revealed the secret about Kyranthia's sword. Well, regardless, the party now has an approximate direction to which to head: while the exact location of the dungeon is still a mystery, they know it is due East-Northeast.

Deciding that they are much better off heading North via the road instead of trying to cut straight Northeast through the mountains, they follow the road and chance upon a peculiar sight in the woods.

There's a stream of clear water here, flowing gently between the woods, over the smooth rock ground. When exploring this area, a giant triangular artifact made of polished iron, with large pointy spears attached, can be found wedged near a water stream. There's a 1-in-6 chance to find a secret door leading inside the artifact and a successful INT check will allow using a contraption inside it. If used, the object will magically levitate and will travel 1d6 hexes in a matter of minutes before crashing into the ground again, dealing 1d6 damage to anyone inside.

No one in the party (even Montgormery) is stupid enough to try and mess with a UFO. Regaining their bearings, they decide to head Northeast, into the woods.

And find a tavern at the bend of a river.

"The Baker's Torch Tavern" is welcoming travellers and adventurers near a water stream.

The party decides to call it a night at this point. They dine on some local delicacies and have some ale, and then go to bed. (At this point the generator kind of fucked up imo: the tavern only has two rooms available. Instead I had everyone pay the prize of the roof and bench.)

Here's a quick look at the menu:

Stewed slices of chicken, glazed with garlic and wine and served with baked potatoes for 2 sp⬝ Stewed fillet of fish, glazed with red wine and served with steamed vegetables for 2 sp⬝ Stewed fillet of chicken, marinated in honey and herbs and served with steamed vegetables for 2 sp

And here's a look at the map (I have accidentally been pressing here and there and everywhere, so it's actually showing much more than it should):

What I have omitted from the above description: checks for random encounters (since they didn't yield anything interesting) and the roll for getting lost (the party didn't get lost so they have their bearings for now).

[night-loop]

Nothing replaces The Birthday Massacre, but Kat Von D's album is a brilliant listen! There are so many elements in the production that line up with TBM's sound.

I was going to list the songs that remind me most of TBM but it became 10/12 songs. If you told me the Intro and Interlude were TBM instrumentals, I'd 100% believe you. I think we can thank the work of Gregg Foreman, Sammi Doll, Dave Parley and Brynn Route for their work on this album's sound!

[blaxkomen]

[reportwire]

Best Phoenix Concerts This Weekend: Tool, 8123 Fest, Ludacris

Best Phoenix Concerts This Weekend: Tool, 8123 Fest, Ludacris

Got any plans this weekend? If you’re a fanatical supporter of all things Maynard James Keenan, we’re guessing you’re heading to downtown Phoenix on Friday night to see Tool at Footprint Center. Meanwhile, fans of local pop-punk stars The Maine will be celebrating the return of the 8123 Fest, punks will be crowding into Tempe’s Yucca Tap Room to see Guttermouth, and hip-hop heads will be catching…

[christianrclaflin]

First show on the road as my new project Ani Christ. So excited to send my dear friend Street Fever on the road alongside Dave Parley (Prayers) and Evils at the Neurolux in Boise, ID. If you live in or anywhere around the area try and make it out for this. I promise it will not be a waste of your time (or of those you bring with you).

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[ifthepuppetmakesyousmile]

ultimate sgt pepper power rankings

the power levels of each major player in the Masterpiece “sgt pepper’s lonely hearts club band”

1) sgt pepper weather vane

- can undo death - can defy gravity - can turn people catholic - said trans rights

2) strawberry fields

- destroys aerosmith - brings peter frampton back to life - the only person to willingly do something about the situation in heartland - secures cornet from dr. maxwell edison - sacrifices her life for heartland

3) ballerina nurses

- tolerate dr. maxwell edison - subdue all three bee gees in under 30 seconds - pointe shoes

4) mark henderson

- knocks out father sun in one punch - beautiful hair - understands the concept of regret - most clearly labeled

5) bob henderson

- can read - disrupts father sun's programming - breaks the 4th wall to wink at us - fashion-forward funeral scarf

6) father sun

- chokes dave henderson - savvy social media user - moustache

7) dave henderson

- cute vest - can drive, but afraid to - can carry heavy instruments - very focused on his music - very excited to be here

8) lucy

- dry humps billy shears on screen - dry humps dougie shears on screen - appears literally everywhere - has minions - causes hallucinations

9) the diamonds

- there's three of them - hook up with the bee gees - survive lady-and-the-tramping that crab leg with barry gibb

10) Mr Mustard

- a mean old man - a dirty old man - gets his bus stolen by four of the dumbest men on the planet - becomes the pope

11) dr. maxwell edison

- knocks out peter frampton almost immediately - parleys this roll into appearing in little shop of horrors - medical degree

12) computerettes

- voiced by the bee gees - survived touching mr mustard - no true allegiance - capture dougie and lucy

13) dougie shears

- financially literate - paul nicholas - gets the money and the girl - useful at funeral

14) the brute

- physically captures strawberry but is injured in the process - hairy on shoulders, not on head - has to turn all his money over to mr mustard

15) BD Hoffler

- record executive that leads the boys into a life of sin and regret - goes bald - gives dougie shears money - also named BD Brockhurst

16) future villain band

- brainwash a few hundred people - is aerosmith - gets taken out by a woman who is literally chained up

18) mayor kite

- doesn't really matter if he's wrong, he's right - fixes the holes where the rain gets in - loses all the instruments to mr. mustard

19) billy shears

- electrocuted - knocked out by dr. maxwell edison - drugged - stupid overalls - can't even jump off a roof right - cheated on strawberry - choked out by steven tyler - finds the bass drum accidentally - gets girlfriend killed - shortest pallbearer, makes the casket tip down

20) cardboard cutout of billy shears

- gets knocked over by peter frampton

[mrsalmonella]

I hide my tears in the rain, to mask the pain.

[kaeltale]

Fanfic Writer Appreciation Day: Fic Rec Monster-List

Norse Mythology (not Marvel):

Sigyn's Saga (series) by Fialleril: Rated T, Graphic Depictions of Violence [Loki/Sigyn, Genderqueer Character, Friendship/Love, Innuendo] “Norse myth from Sigyn's perspective.”

riddles in the dark (series) by Fialleril: Rated G [Fenrir, Jörmungand, Hel, Character Studies, Metaphors, Riddles] “A series of metaphorical takes on Loki's three monster children, to the tune of riddles from J.R.R. Tolkien's The Hobbit.”

The Witcher (games and/or novels):

No Monopoly on Altruism (WIP) by kinirohana: Rated G [Dettlaff/Regis, Drabble Sequence, Accidental Plot] “100 word drabbles for the rarest of rare pairs. Starting in the days where Dettlaff is resuscitating Regis after his dissolution by Vilgefortz.”

It Takes A Hansa by jikanet_tanaka: Rated T [Child OMC, Milva, Angoulême, Regis, Cahir, Dandelion, Geralt, Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies] “In a kinder, better world, on a cold winter morning, Maria Barring's child is welcomed to the world by his exhausted mother and his overly giddy auntie Angoulême. Oh, and by his four dads. Overly self-indulgent AU where everybody survives, and Milva's kid gets to be raised by the most epic family of all time.”

Love and Rhetoric (series) by a_sparrows_fall: Rated E [Regis/Geralt, Hurt / Comfort, Canon-Typical Violence, Implied/Referenced Self-Harm, Minor Character Death, Blood Drinking, Addiction, Withdrawal, Questionable translation of dead languages] “Geralt doesn’t want Regis to leave Toussaint. Not yet. They have unfinished business… if only they can both avoid the ghosts of their pasts.”

Blood Ties (WIP) by Dordean: Not Rated [Ciri & Regis, Friendship/Love, What if Ciri had other options, Minor Character Death, Hurt/Comfort, Long live the Queen] “’A grey pebble in the mill-cog of destiny. You, who spilled blood; you, who drank blood. The crossroads now lay ahead. What will you choose: freedom or power? To succumb to your fate - or to shape it? Safety of idleness, or courage: to act, to fight for who you are? You are at the crossroads. Choose.’ Ciri on the Path, Regis in exile; but that is not the end - for either of them.”

Unsaid by a_sparrows_fall: Rated M [Regis/Geralt, Alternate Universe - Soulmates, Telepathic Bond, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Canon Dialogue] “’And then he hears it. A voice in his head. Definitely not his own. A man’s voice: soft, scared, and just a little bit posh. Oh, dear, it says.’ A soulmate AU, where soulmates form a telepathic bond. Based heavily on the novels.“

Misethere by astolat: Rated E [Geralt/Emhyr, Consent Issues, Sex Pollen, Infidelity, War, Seduction] “Emhyr was looking at him for once, with a strange expression. ‘I have misjudged you,’ he said, sounding irritated actually: how dare Geralt surprise him. ‘I get that a lot,’ Geralt said.”

Young Wolves by dreadelion: Rated M [Eskel/Geralt, Friends to Lovers, Trans Male Character, Illustrated] “A collection of illustrated ficlets, showing Geralt and Eskel's friendship through the ages, from first meetings to best friends to something more.”

Absolution by Taricha: Rated G [Dettlaff & Anarietta, Angst with a Happy Ending, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Post-Blood and Wine] “Dettlaff keeps coming into Anna Henrietta's room at night, and she cannot find a way to make him stay away.”

Sherlock Holmes (BBC=Johnlock, ACD=Holmes/Watson):

Electric Pink Hand Grenade by BeautifulFiction: Rated E [Johnlock, Sickfic] “’If Sherlock's brain is a hard drive, then these attacks are an electro-magnetic pulse.’ Sherlock Holmes does not do anything by half, not even a migraine. It falls to John to witness one of the greatest minds he has ever known tear itself apart, and he must do his best to help Sherlock pick up the pieces.”

The Progress of Sherlock Holmes by ivyblossom: Rated E [Johnlock, John Watson/Mary Morstan, author chooses not to add other plot tags in order to not give the plot away, but if you are sensitive about difficult relationship issues, consider yourself warned] “’I had,’ he said, ‘come to an entirely erroneous conclusion, my dear Watson, how dangerous it always is to reason from insufficient data.’“

Within the Narrative by Dale Pike (yesiamTHATdalepike): Rated M [Johnlock, Angst, Tragedy, Comedy] [This fic was NOT written by Mark Gatiss. Beware of Fourth Wall Breaks, Sock-puppets, and a chaotic evil author who’s really chaotic good, but had to learn a hard lesson in social ethics] “Rated by Proper Dave to be his Fourth-Favourite-Sherlock-Fic of all time. A boring story, with certainly an element of comedy, about the stuff between the lines.”

Alone On the Water by Mad_Lori: Rated G, Major Character Death [Johnlock, Euthanasia, Deathfic, Love Confessions, Grief] [VERY IMPORTANT: TAKE THE TAG WARNINGS SERIOUSLY] “Sherlock Holmes never expected to live a long life, but he never imagined that it would end like this.”

Albion and the Woodsman by Glenmore: Not Rated [Johnlock, Parentlock, Drug Use, Depression, walking around the world] [Mary Is Not Good] “Post Series 3. Sherlock and John are devastated after Mary Morstan makes her final moves. Sherlock relapses at the crack house, John walks around the world ...and a lot happens in between. Parentlock, in the good way.”

Since First I Saw Your Face (WIP) by Stavia_Scott_Grayson: Rated M [Holmes/Watson, Friends to Lovers, Victorian Sherlock Holmes, Pining, Resolved sexual and romantic tension - eventually, Victorian Attitudes] [non-fictional characters, historical references and events] “During the Great Hiatus, Holmes, studying in Tibet, reflects on his first meeting with Dr John Watson.”

Mass Effect:

Red Streak (WIP) by ThunderheadFred: Rated E, Major Character Death [Fem!Shep/Garrus, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Alternate Canon, First Contact War] “During the surrender of Shanxi, ex-Marine Hannah Shepard agrees to parley with the fleet captain of the invading turian Blackwatch. Two decades later, Hannah's daughter Jane lives in the shadow of that infamous truce.”

Pretty Taste For Paradox by ThunderheadFred: Rated M [Fem!Shep/Mordin, ASMR, Angst, Romantic Friendship, Asexual Relationship, Slow Burn] “After being resurrected by Cerberus, Shepard is a raw nerve, a stranger in her own skin. Why else would the never-ending nattering of Professor Mordin Solus send a shiver down her spine?”

Dragon Age:

The Strongest Force and Tempering Justice (two-part series) by WritingByNight: Rated M [Fem!Hawke/Anders, Fem!Hawke/Justice, Angst/Romance, OT3] “Hawke never did give the impression that crazy was her turn-off. - A short post-game tale of love and madness.” and “Justice said he disapproved of the obsession with Hawke. He did not say he disliked her.”

An Apostate? Me? by Sarah1281: Rated T [Fem!Hawke & Carver, eventual Fem!Hawke/Anders, Humor/Parody] “Emma Hawke has never been the most subtle or sane of apostates, much to the annoyance of the brother that can only watch in amazement and horror as she stumbles her way from refugee to noble to champion in a city as bizarre as she.”

Phantom of the Opera (Gaston Leroux):

The Chain Unbroken by inkblottales: Rated T [Erik/Christine, Romance/Suspense] “Erik is the architect of his own destiny - or so he thinks. Will Christine breach his defenses? Will the enemies who wish to destroy him succeed?”

Naruto (oh gawd, this list is going way into my past...):

How & Why by randomsomeone: Rated M [Gaara/Sakura, Romance] [This was the first fanfic I ever read that really stuck with me] “A psychological war gets completely out of control. Lust doesn't cut it and love doesn't just happen, so how else can it work?”