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Judy taking every opportunity to tease Nick about their age difference, and he acts like it doesn’t faze him but she knows damn well how annoyed he actually is every time it comes up
It would be something like her going, “hey isn’t INTERESTING how you were graduating high school when I was nine years old like isn’t that just SO FUNNY??” and him just glaring at her like “pls shut up”
#nah cuz if I was Judy I’d do the same thing lol#I’ve never actually dated before but if I was going out with someone eight years older than me I’d never let them live it down#zootopia#judy hopps#nick wilde#wildehopps#judy x nick#zootopia headcanon#funny headcanon#lady luxo rambles
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🤏this close to going to the local queer book store and looking confused in the hopes a cute girl swoops in & shows me her favorite sapphic book
#thoughts#oni talks#sapphic yearning#like that meme the one where you just go to stereotypically gay places looking confused hoping a fellow gay shows up and you find#your partner bc FUCK these dating apps suck so much 😭 I hate them#granted I should probably read the gay books I already have before I get more#I got a bunch of sapphic books when my mom was in town since me & my friend & her all went on a trip to the book store#coz they are both huge book nerds so I figured it’d be the perfect place to take them#I got a compliment from an older lady there on my shoes it was nice :3#also I got a bag at a recent gay market and it’s been the perfect investment#coz every time I get a compliment on it I can say I got it at the recent gay market and gauge the reaction
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uhhhh here’s argyle
#mellsart#oc story: head>heelz#oc art#queer artist#lesbian#argyles whole thing is she used to date older ladies who would spoil her#but she got her last girlfriend fired from her job (accident long story) and it was super emotional and stressful#anywho she also got fired and now shes unemployed and ready to learn how to use magic#so she can uh bootleg burberry for some reason LOL#she’s putting mommies on the back burner to try other types of girls
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I'm tempted to install tinder even tho I know it will just be really really bad for me, mostly because I need to see if there is a single single sapphic woman between ages of 28 and idk, 35 in this entire city.
#everyone i can think of are either older ladies who are very nice or like 23 at most and like nope#not going to do it because I'm sinking deeper into depression by the day and I'm already at the dept where the titanic is#just wondering for academic purposes#yes i should go back to therapy and maybe try new meds or something but complaing on tumblr is free and doesn't take up resources#i know I don't have to date people in my city this is just for academic purposes#i think they all moved out or are in relationships
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Aha what if
What if-
#it’s not Kasey it’s Missy (Woven Spider)#HE NEEDS A LADY THAT TREATS HIM RIGHT#this was a crack ship that went to far first time Missy dates a dude that isn’t a foot taller and 20 years older she’s NORMAL for once#moon post#moon draws#missy vez#gabriel o'hara
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☮ - friendship headcanon and ♒ - cooking/food headcanon for Hawu'li!
Oooh a double~
Despite eating literally anything, he doesn't really like cooked bellpeppers. He'll eat them, but would prefer them to be still crunchy.
His favorite food is apple strudels! Close second is almost any kind of stew, or other desserts with baked apples.
While his hobbies include cooking/baking, Hawu'li is actually just about avarage cook. He wouldn't make it in a cooking competion, but knows bunch of home cooking recipies and can make a tasty, filling meal.
One of his first friends after leaving home to study conjury was Mother Miounne. She was very motherly towards the young, confused keeper kid, helping him a lot with settling to his studies.
His closest friends are his co-wols, Drae and Nana, the elezen couple he also shares his house with.
He's friends with every scion, but most likely closest with the twins and Tataru.
Hawu'li is actually uh... kinda scared of Y'shtola. They only started becoming friends during/after ShB, and you can still see him being very careful of not bothering her needlessly.
#hawu'li is secretly an old lady cooking for her family lol#it's honestly closest to what i'd describe his cooking skills as#very “love is the most important ingredient!”#while there's some spilled sauce and flour on his apron haha#ah also skipping g'raha for the scion-bestie hc since they are dating haha#y'shtola kinda reminds him of his older sisters#+ you know. keeper upbringing#ladies older than him are _the_ authority figures to him#so he's very afraid of accidentally offending or bothering y'shtola#after she shows more worry towards his wellbeing in shb hawu'li kinda calmed down a bit#and starts talking about books and her studies with her more#purple catboy
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the cool thing about being a face pervert is that because the main thing i find attractive has basically nothing to do with bodytype, i have a pretty even appreciation for basically all of them. like, scrawny women with no tits or ass? hot. fat women with magnum tits and ass? also hot. literally anything in between? also goddamn hot, like goddamn dude you have no idea. i love women, shoutouts to women.
#h&hornyposting#honestly i feel like i could date just about anyone if they were competent with makeup#though of course some people the appeal is the lack of makeup#the other night i went to a 24 hour dennys with my mom and there was an older lady there who looked ragged as all hell#thought she was a guy at first#needless to say i had a bit of an 'i think i huave covid' moment
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u know if his ex was younger or older then he was?
She was slightly over a year and a half older than him.
#we've all known hes been for the older ladies after his dating app incident too lmaoooo#nolan patrick#nolpat#ask#jan '24 subs
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KNITWORLD EMPLOYEES YOU WILL SEE HEAVEN I WILL ENSURE IT
#went to buy their peruvian ayni cotton they gad on sale#for $10 instead of $16 (same brand i got the the last of the colourwork for their baby alpaca and 3 of their silk+alpaca for the same price)#and grabbed 2 skeins of the last 2 bright yellow ones. went up front and it came up to $32 and i was like ''woah wait its full price?''#and the older lady looked at it and was like ''what. the hell?? it is??''#and we both thought it was a while stocks last sale not a to a certain date sale#ahd i was like ''fair play its the first day back of the year i dont blame you for being out of the loop i know how corporate can be''#and was fully prepared to go get a couple less nice quality wools in similar colours#but ahe was like ''nah we have like the stand up and the sale sign and everything thats unfair''#so she called up head office and they called up the tech people and found a way to retroactively#have me go through as preorder purchasing the yarn for NEXT WEEKS SALE (which will put them all on sale at the previous sale price + others)#and allowing me to get the yarn then and with the paying being the ''prepay''#god fucking bless them fr they were so kind doing that
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hughhhhh I dont fucking understand people 😭 tell me why my aunt's 80 something year old neighbor was shoveling snow ALONE in 11°f weather
And as he saw me drive by (and swerving bc the roads are that bad) he looked like he wanted me to stop and talk 😭 bitch it's snowy and windy and I have leather seats I am not rolling down my fucking window and I do NOT want you outside longer than necessary (even though necessary would be 0 minutes 0 seconds... make your lazy ass grandson do it)
I just pretend I'm late for work and just stopping by my aunt's on my way lol like oh sorry! I gotta be there by 9 and it's already 8:50! Byeeeee!
I just waved as I passed lmao like I am not risking my car getting stuck in this godawful weather I'm sorry
#marquilla#id have offered to help him but i really really didnt want to stop and talk to him 😬#and it's not like his daughter or his lazy ass grandson (trust me he is lazy as fuck and always has been. we're literally a day apart but#despite being older than me he acts like he's 10 years younger 🙄 i havent seen him since i was i think 13? idk idc aggsgsgs#whats funny is i had a huuge crush on him growing up and i know that he has one on me NOW (long story but he's seen my pic and word got#back to me that he stared at it for a long time 😬 gross) and it's like yeaaahhh i dont date losers sorry not sorry#anyway he can and should be shoveling for his grandpa and OR they should pay someone to do it even if it's $10 to a neighbor kid bc that#man should be inside watching tv not doing strenuous work#also im having a bad pain day and the long covid chest pain is back so im not even shoveling my own porch off (sorry mail lady) so..
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Why do people like. Make me feel weird about being attracted to people my own age. Like I’m 24 and I’ll say that someone who’s like 22-26 is cute (anyone younger than like 21 is probs a no for me) and people will be like um they look like a fucking child you freak. Like sorry not everyone I’m attracted to looks like someone’s parent? Sorry I wanna feel worthy of people in my age group being into me too? I’m in college and want the life experience of having partners who are also in college? But then when I have partners who are 30+ people tell me I’m a victim. Why is everyone so ready to make trans and disabled ppl feel creepy for not just being fuckin ace I don’t get it WHO am I supposed to like
#mine#txt#got reminded of this bc of a post where someone said it’s a red flag to be attracted to the percy jackson guy bc he looks like a baby#my coworkers do this constantly like I’m known as Guy Who Fucks Older Men#but then if someone my literal same age is into me and I’m into them too it’s like ‘um wtf they’re not my personal type so you’re weird’#like yeah lady you’re in your late 30s it makes sense for u to think someone in their early-mid 20s looks young FOR YOU#and same w people my age like. you have the privilege of dating within ur age range so u don’t know any other experience#but it’s like fucked up of me to want that?#its similar to how ppl treat gender and attraction like ur literally just not supposed to like anyone#bc it’s all sinful just in different ways#should not have to FUCKING say this but don’t use this post to justify any actual whack shit#my whole point is DONT equate attraction to like 21-25 year olds w attraction to like. minors.#like if you’re pro fucking whatever don’t touch this#also for context almost all my long term partners have been specifically 2 years older for some reason#so it’s not like it’s Only old men who like me but that’s just like. the most common demographic#I know I’m making many different points in the tags don’t mind me I haven’t slept
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oof, super cute emo girl with big mushroom earrings working at the gas station, and then I saw her a couple of hours later at the walmart nearby 😩
#I’m yearning HARD#I feel creepy tho. I wasn’t stalking! it was just a weird coincidence lady I swear! I needed snacks and both places are nearby!#but like… what a good look#and I was wearing my old My Chemical Romance shirt so I was internally like I’m cool! I’m down with the sad times! am I cool to you!?#I get it! I used to go to hardcore shows! I was straightXedge! I roadied for local bands! I had a devilock! I’m cool! I swear!#I had a shitty MySpace punk band! I wore all black! I’m just older now! I’m still punk!#I don’t care about anything! except how you perceive me!#I miss early 2000s emo girls#listen… if you’re an emo/goth/punk girl/(and/or)just a generally weird girl… hi I want to marry you#but also awesome big mushroom earrings#so so cool#this is kind of cringe#ugghhh gross#I’m gross!#neediness is gross#and I’m just like… super needy now#yearning and lonely#but whatever… I got coffee and that’s… that’s just as good as human companionship right? right?#you know it’s bad when you’ve been thinking about dating apps again but I CAN NOT allow myself to open those back up#I don’t need that kind of pain#ugggghhhhhhhhhh… gross. my heart is gross.#I need to be fucking held you assholes! don’t judge me!#it’s been like about 100° in arkansas lately so I’ve been extra gross and sweaty and ugly feeling.#fuck you sun you subpar star#I’m sorry. yeah this is kind of cringe but it’s my blog so… I guess we can both deal with it. together. if you want 🥺#oh well 🤷🏻♂️ it is what it is#ok I love you bye FOREVER!#if you even care 😒😒😒#you can ignore this#text
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I'd have the craziest body mods if only the world wasn't so pressed about it
#like i want a job#and i feel like dating would be hard if i looked too extreme#so i hold back#but maybe if im ever an older lady who doesnt give a f ima give myself the sickest glasgow smile
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Queer Grandmas love Skinny Norris
#o my god#he goes on coffee dates with them#skinny iss noch ein stück kuchen#du musst mir mal diesen nagellack ausleihen#they would take care of him & his friend#bring food or wash their clothes when they have a hard time#skinny norris#&elderly ladys#supremacy#😭😭😭#freeman camper helping older people across the streets 🥺#im dying imagine dylan parks carrying a weehled walker down the stairs 😭
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