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Judy taking every opportunity to tease Nick about their age difference, and he acts like it doesnāt faze him but she knows damn well how annoyed he actually is every time it comes up
It would be something like her going, āhey isnāt INTERESTING how you were graduating high school when I was nine years old like isnāt that just SO FUNNY??ā and him just glaring at her like āpls shut upā
#nah cuz if I was Judy Iād do the same thing lol#Iāve never actually dated before but if I was going out with someone eight years older than me Iād never let them live it down#zootopia#judy hopps#nick wilde#wildehopps#judy x nick#zootopia headcanon#funny headcanon#lady luxo rambles
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there are two wolves inside of you. One of them is fretting that you went through all the effort of making a new art account just to pigeonhole yourself once more into a specific fandom, which holds you back from exploring original art concepts that you care about. The other one came up with three separate ace attorney comic ideas in the last hour alone and isn't stopping anytime soon
#laurellala talks#am i unwell? perhaps#i also drew like 5 more sketchy comics i haven't posted#and a full colored drawing i haven't posted bc i'm overthinking if i need to attach comics to it also or post on its own#i want to draw more muppets interactions and come up with an actual theoretical muppets ace attorney case!#they would get to explore the muppet studio as a location aaa it would be so cuteee#and i'm in the middle of drawing a comic of miles and nick video calling and teasing a young trucy (i love trucy)#and i NEED to draw nick and maya interactions from trials and tribulations case 3 it's so sibling coded agh my heart#also i want to draw lisa basil in general the roboty software company lady#i want to design an ace attorney self insert called Laurel Lyre (you're a liar) and draw sprite expressions and character interactions#she would be an art student that Nick knew from college and she was painting a still life of the scene of the crime#and her painting has something different than how the crime scene looked which is used as proof in court#ALSOOO i had an idea for a silly comic of nick visiting miles in germany (platonic coded)#and of either a comic or short story idea of them going out to dinner together. This one is hard to explain but it would be good#I WANT TO DRAW FRANZISKA TOO i have an angst comic idea for her! And i want to draw her as a kid in dance class#i feel like she has so much scrutiny of herself which is very āi was in dance as a kidā coded. Ballet probably#I ALSO have a comic idea of a holiday party that took place before miles' murder trial but after steel samurai case#where miles begrudgingly talks to phoenix to avoid small talk with strangers and they talk about college#specifically like. it is canon to me that phoenix was in an improv group in college. That's where he learned to bluff. he's so silly#i also want to make a comic of the parents at trucy's school trying to sus out how old nick is#since he's only like what 17 years older than her?#I also want to make a gilmore girls joke but i can't tell if this is too dated to be funny. Do people know this show still#i had never watched it before so i just watched like half a season of it just to make a joke. It's cute.#What Else. I have like 5 animatic ideas but i need to ask my friend what she uses to make hers bc in the past I've used imovie on my phone#do not recommend#and if i don't draw everything RIGHT NOW i'm going to lose interest and nothing will get made!!!!!!#andandand I STILL NEED TO FINISH TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONSSSSS#i got sooo far i'm doing so well in the waitress case#i need to finish it so i can finally understand apollo justice and know what the HECK happened in that time skip#ace attorney
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š¤this close to going to the local queer book store and looking confused in the hopes a cute girl swoops in & shows me her favorite sapphic book
#thoughts#oni talks#sapphic yearning#like that meme the one where you just go to stereotypically gay places looking confused hoping a fellow gay shows up and you find#your partner bc FUCK these dating apps suck so much š I hate them#granted I should probably read the gay books I already have before I get more#I got a bunch of sapphic books when my mom was in town since me & my friend & her all went on a trip to the book store#coz they are both huge book nerds so I figured itād be the perfect place to take them#I got a compliment from an older lady there on my shoes it was nice :3#also I got a bag at a recent gay market and itās been the perfect investment#coz every time I get a compliment on it I can say I got it at the recent gay market and gauge the reaction
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uhhhh hereās argyle
#mellsart#oc story: head>heelz#oc art#queer artist#lesbian#argyles whole thing is she used to date older ladies who would spoil her#but she got her last girlfriend fired from her job (accident long story) and it was super emotional and stressful#anywho she also got fired and now shes unemployed and ready to learn how to use magic#so she can uh bootleg burberry for some reason LOL#sheās putting mommies on the back burner to try other types of girls
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wife: you're telling me if Chappell Roan hit on you, you wouldn't fold?
me: absolutely not. if she was 32? yeah sure. you know i fold for older women
wife: she's like four years younger than you, you're insane
me: i fold for women older than me you know this and torment me about it whenever an older woman gives me attention!!!
#its not my fault#i like experienced ladies that know better for me#wife: older than me!!#every girl i ever dated: older than me!!!!!#LC yaps
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bro my sister needs to STOP pining for a boyfriend on her blog THAT IS GONNA BE A 50 YEAR OLD MAN
#dolphin stalks their sister#Like ur a teenager why are u trying to date over Tumblr#your dm's are NOT open young lady (I say as if I'm older)
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I'm tempted to install tinder even tho I know it will just be really really bad for me, mostly because I need to see if there is a single single sapphic woman between ages of 28 and idk, 35 in this entire city.
#everyone i can think of are either older ladies who are very nice or like 23 at most and like nope#not going to do it because I'm sinking deeper into depression by the day and I'm already at the dept where the titanic is#just wondering for academic purposes#yes i should go back to therapy and maybe try new meds or something but complaing on tumblr is free and doesn't take up resources#i know I don't have to date people in my city this is just for academic purposes#i think they all moved out or are in relationships
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Aha what if
What if-
#itās not Kasey itās Missy (Woven Spider)#HE NEEDS A LADY THAT TREATS HIM RIGHT#this was a crack ship that went to far first time Missy dates a dude that isnāt a foot taller and 20 years older sheās NORMAL for once#moon post#moon draws#missy vez#gabriel o'hara
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Your voice is my favorite sound.
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ā® -Ā friendship headcanon and ā -Ā cooking/food headcanon for Hawu'li!
Oooh a double~
Despite eating literally anything, he doesn't really like cooked bellpeppers. He'll eat them, but would prefer them to be still crunchy.
His favorite food is apple strudels! Close second is almost any kind of stew, or other desserts with baked apples.
While his hobbies include cooking/baking, Hawu'li is actually just about avarage cook. He wouldn't make it in a cooking competion, but knows bunch of home cooking recipies and can make a tasty, filling meal.
One of his first friends after leaving home to study conjury was Mother Miounne. She was very motherly towards the young, confused keeper kid, helping him a lot with settling to his studies.
His closest friends are his co-wols, Drae and Nana, the elezen couple he also shares his house with.
He's friends with every scion, but most likely closest with the twins and Tataru.
Hawu'li is actually uh... kinda scared of Y'shtola. They only started becoming friends during/after ShB, and you can still see him being very careful of not bothering her needlessly.
#hawu'li is secretly an old lady cooking for her family lol#it's honestly closest to what i'd describe his cooking skills as#very ālove is the most important ingredient!ā#while there's some spilled sauce and flour on his apron haha#ah also skipping g'raha for the scion-bestie hc since they are dating haha#y'shtola kinda reminds him of his older sisters#+ you know. keeper upbringing#ladies older than him are _the_ authority figures to him#so he's very afraid of accidentally offending or bothering y'shtola#after she shows more worry towards his wellbeing in shb hawu'li kinda calmed down a bit#and starts talking about books and her studies with her more#purple catboy
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the cool thing about being a face pervert is that because the main thing i find attractive has basically nothing to do with bodytype, i have a pretty even appreciation for basically all of them. like, scrawny women with no tits or ass? hot. fat women with magnum tits and ass? also hot. literally anything in between? also goddamn hot, like goddamn dude you have no idea. i love women, shoutouts to women.
#h&hornyposting#honestly i feel like i could date just about anyone if they were competent with makeup#though of course some people the appeal is the lack of makeup#the other night i went to a 24 hour dennys with my mom and there was an older lady there who looked ragged as all hell#thought she was a guy at first#needless to say i had a bit of an 'i think i huave covid' moment
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u know if his ex was younger or older then he was?
She was slightly over a year and a half older than him.
#we've all known hes been for the older ladies after his dating app incident too lmaoooo#nolan patrick#nolpat#ask#jan '24 subs
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KNITWORLD EMPLOYEES YOU WILL SEE HEAVEN I WILL ENSURE IT
#went to buy their peruvian ayni cotton they gad on sale#for $10 instead of $16 (same brand i got the the last of the colourwork for their baby alpaca and 3 of their silk+alpaca for the same price)#and grabbed 2 skeins of the last 2 bright yellow ones. went up front and it came up to $32 and i was like ''woah wait its full price?''#and the older lady looked at it and was like ''what. the hell?? it is??''#and we both thought it was a while stocks last sale not a to a certain date sale#ahd i was like ''fair play its the first day back of the year i dont blame you for being out of the loop i know how corporate can be''#and was fully prepared to go get a couple less nice quality wools in similar colours#but ahe was like ''nah we have like the stand up and the sale sign and everything thats unfair''#so she called up head office and they called up the tech people and found a way to retroactively#have me go through as preorder purchasing the yarn for NEXT WEEKS SALE (which will put them all on sale at the previous sale price + others)#and allowing me to get the yarn then and with the paying being the ''prepay''#god fucking bless them fr they were so kind doing that
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oof, super cute emo girl with big mushroom earrings working at the gas station, and then I saw her a couple of hours later at the walmart nearby š©
#Iām yearning HARD#I feel creepy tho. I wasnāt stalking! it was just a weird coincidence lady I swear! I needed snacks and both places are nearby!#but likeā¦ what a good look#and I was wearing my old My Chemical Romance shirt so I was internally like Iām cool! Iām down with the sad times! am I cool to you!?#I get it! I used to go to hardcore shows! I was straightXedge! I roadied for local bands! I had a devilock! Iām cool! I swear!#I had a shitty MySpace punk band! I wore all black! Iām just older now! Iām still punk!#I donāt care about anything! except how you perceive me!#I miss early 2000s emo girls#listenā¦ if youāre an emo/goth/punk girl/(and/or)just a generally weird girlā¦ hi I want to marry you#but also awesome big mushroom earrings#so so cool#this is kind of cringe#ugghhh gross#Iām gross!#neediness is gross#and Iām just likeā¦ super needy now#yearning and lonely#but whateverā¦ I got coffee and thatāsā¦ thatās just as good as human companionship right? right?#you know itās bad when youāve been thinking about dating apps again but I CAN NOT allow myself to open those back up#I donāt need that kind of pain#ugggghhhhhhhhhhā¦ gross. my heart is gross.#I need to be fucking held you assholes! donāt judge me!#itās been like about 100Ā° in arkansas lately so Iāve been extra gross and sweaty and ugly feeling.#fuck you sun you subpar star#Iām sorry. yeah this is kind of cringe but itās my blog soā¦ I guess we can both deal with it. together. if you want š„ŗ#oh well š¤·š»āāļø it is what it is#ok I love you bye FOREVER!#if you even care ššš#you can ignore this#text
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