#dashboard detectives

[netflix]

@neil-gaiman

[dashboarddiaries]

Our TVs have been graced with @neil-gaiman in recent years, but Tumblr has been graced with him for over a decade! This month we discuss Uncle Neil's influence, as well as Dead Boy Detectives, Bridgerton, Shogun, and taking your coffee orally.

Credits and transcript in our reblog. You can find transcripts for this, and every other episode, here.

Find the posts discussed in this episode in this tag!

[witnessprotectionprogramurl]

dirk gently season 2 dashboard simulator

🔎 holistic-detective Follow

this edible ain't shit

🔎 holistic-detective Follow

there's a house inside the house

🔎 holistic-detective Follow

where's that music coming from

🔎 holistic-detective Follow

ok so I might be in actual judeo-christian hell

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👾 purplepeopleeater Follow

im so hungry

🔎 holistic-detective Follow

how hungry

🔎 holistic-detective Follow

OP HOW HUNGRY

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🔪 bart Follow

has anyone seen Ken?

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✂️ normal-man-from-this-world Follow

I will find dirk gently, fulfill the prophecy, and save Wendimoor!

✂️ normal-man-from-this-world Follow

jail

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🚖 literally-just-some-guy-deactivated Follow

put your hand in my enclosure I promise I won't bite

🕶 blackwing-boss Follow

hey what's your superpower

🚖 literally-just-some-guy-deactivated Follow

please let me out

🚖 literally-just-some-guy-deactivated Follow

I'll be sooooo niceys if you let me out

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🕶 blackwing-boss Follow

what a nice day! I sure hope no one manipulates me into giving them the same clearance as me so they can take my job

💻 newer-better-blackwing-boss Follow

>:3

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🚬 the-fifth-rowdy Follow

fuckkkkk I don't know where my friends are

🚬 the-fifth-rowdy Follow

welp. to the train tracks!

🚬 the-fifth-rowdy Follow

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

🚬 the-fifth-rowdy Follow

don't worry guys I'm fine

🧍‍♂️randombystander Follow

no i don't think you are

🚬 the-fifth-rowdy Follow

you've never been plagued by visions and it shows

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ok i give up theres too many characters and things that happen in that show jesus christ

rip Farah and also Tina and also mona I swear I tried to include them (and also more bart lmao) but I couldn't decide on emojis and/or urls and then I died

lmao I just realized I forgot. todd. ALSO BEAST I DIDNT FORGET HER I JUST GAVE UP BEFORE THINKING OF A POST FOR HER 😭 ok sorry I'll go now

[startswith0]

[prolibytherium]

I'm perpetually confused by whatever algorithm tumblr uses to autohide posts like I just got away with posting a drawing of my OCs like .000005 seconds away from dry humping, with large and prominent areas of skintone, but can't get seven uncolored stylized drawings of animals through

[lemon-3ds]

how. HOW do you have so many hats

- Free to play TF2 players

[livinginadumpster]

turns out the dbd cancelation is doing a really good job of getting me off social media

[cxpperhead]

Due to his serpent physiology, Copperhead has an exceptionally keen sense of smell. He's able to detect even subtle changes in the air using his tongue, making it a tough endeavour to get the drop on him. This can be as much of a boon as it is a hindrance however - Gotham doesn't have the most pleasant smells, especially the sewers and having such a powerful sense of taste can be awkward depending on how good his relationship with certain people are.

[standalonegemstone]

okay, well if you think they're possible bots, tumblr, why don't you block them

[lawain-dimensional-heroes]

"...Uhhh...Nepgear's gonna be in trouble for this, isn't she?"

"Crap-- I knew I was going to be a bad influence to her at some point..."

[smokinrat]

Blue and yellow

@adulthoodisokay

[delivery-software]

Understanding a Software Delivery Lifecycle

The delivery lifecycle for software is not as cut and dry as many think. That's especially true with today's containerized approach to development. These days, development teams can continue adding new code and features to existing products, making software better and more capable as time goes on.

But with those new capabilities comes a more complex delivery lifecycle. It typically contains four distinct stages.

Design and Development

Whether teams create brand-new software or introduce cutting-edge features to live applications, everything begins with design and development. Engineers will design new features or updates before choosing the most compelling ones to commit to full development.

From there, teams can focus on development, writing new code and working with various other teams to create a full experience. Unified delivery data is crucial at this early stage. Development teams can encounter many possible issues that result in significant delays, so having insight into the process benefits engineering leaders.

Review and Testing

After development, feature additions and updates go through a review process. This stage involves testing code and ensuring it is worth moving forward in the delivery lifecycle. Not all updates will continue. Sometimes, leaders will determine that those additions are not appropriate for the software at this time. Or, they may realize that these features will work better with more extensive overhauls.

Whatever the case, testing is about fine-tuning.

Readiness Testing and Quality Assurance

From here, features must undergo strict quality assurance testing. Introducing new code comes with risks. There are many dependencies to consider and bugs to iron out. The last thing leaders want is for new additions to cause app-breaking issues.

Additions should be seamless; testing ensures the code is ready for implementation. Unified delivery data is crucial during testing. It highlights opportunities for improvement, maps milestones, highlights risks, etc.

Release

After testing and QA, the software is finally ready for release. At this point, updates go live, and new features go through implementation. Leaders will continue tracking releases and obtaining insights. The work isn't always over upon delivery, and historical data can lead to future insights that help teams become even more productive.

Elevate your projects with engineering intelligence! Explore this website for innovative solutions and unleash your potential today.

[witnessprotectionprogramurl]

back by popular demand (<- lmao yeah sure), dirk gently season 2 dashboard simulator

🌻 livelaughlove-deactivated

*white knuckling the bathroom sink* I'm nice I'm nice I'm nice I'm nice

🛻 bob-boreton-deactivated

me when i lie

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👑 thefuturequeenofwendimoor Follow

"what's your body count?" usually there isn't a body left when I'm done with someone

👑 thefuturequeenofwendimoor Follow

my pile of dust count is 4 though

👑 thefuturequeenofwendimoor Follow

frog count is 1

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🍹 bored-bisexual Follow

fuck my stupid baka life I keep missing the charging port on my phone

🔑 sherlock-not-holmes Follow

are you perhaps an alcoholic

🍹 bored-bisexual Follow

no I've been sober for 12 whole minutes

487k notes

🖍 theboyyy-deactivated

fuck you *causes a power surge in the entire city*

🖍 theboyyy-remade Follow

I need you all to know this post had me in a coma for 50 years

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🪨 beast Follow

me n my bf bibbit <3

🔎 holistic-detective Follow

yes, I'm bibbit now. this is my life. living in the forest. with my girlfriend, beast. who literally has me on a leash. this is fine I'm fine everything's fine.

🪨 beast Follow

hi bibbit

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still couldn't think of an emoji for farah 😭 I should make more of these theyre fun ok byeeee

[startswith0]

Chapter 521

[vash3r]

to really get a good fake poll you'd need to use theming survey data to match the most used dashboard theme

every Tumblr poll is like

[constellama]

The Magnus Archives Dashboard Simulator

🕷️ arachnophobia-incarnate Follow

Oh my god oomfies you’ll never believe what I just found

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📚 jonathan-sims Follow

HELP THERES A DOG ON MY DESK???

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🫖 poet-tea Follow

HELP I JUST LET MY DOG INTO MY BOSS’S OFFICE??

📚 jonathan-sims Follow

LITERALLY WHO ARE YOU

🛶 timtimothy Follow

LMAOOOOO

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🪱 residentwormgirl Follow

I think there’s a wasp’s nest in my attic. I’m gonna go check it out.

🪱 residentwormgirl Follow

Do you hear that

🪱 residentwormgirl Follow

This is kind of a bop actually

☕️ ihavenohotcocoa Follow

op? op are you ok

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🎭 reliable-down-to-earth-nerd Follow

going on a date tomorrow! 😀

🛶 timtimothy Follow

haha what.

🛶 timtimothy Follow

can you repeat that op

🛶 timtimothy Follow

op?

🛶 timtimothy Follow

op can you repeat that

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👁️ bouchard-elias Follow

I love my job. Everything just goes according to plan exactly how I want it to.

📖 bookluvr Follow

Hi

👁️ bouchard-elias Follow

hey sorry for this but you wouldn’t happen to have seen a lead pipe lying around would you?

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🤡 notmyvoicebox Follow

does anyone have any skin? For no reason whatsoever of course. Like if you just have it lying around. Out of use.

🌀 funhousemirrorman Follow

why do you need skin

🤡 notmyvoicebox Follow

wouldn’t you like to know, door boy

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🐺 detective-daisy Follow

is there wifi down here

⚰️ wakelyupwhenimdead Follow

no

🐺 detective-daisy Follow

HELLO?? HELLO CAN YOU HEAR ME??

📚 jonathan-sims Follow

I CAN! I CAN HEAR YOU

🐺 detective-daisy Follow

Oh. You.

📚 jonathan-sims Follow

What. What does that mean

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👓 reliable-down-to-earth-nerd Follow

I can sense a promotion coming soon I’m so excited !!!

👓 reliable-down-to-earth-nerd Follow

are you SERIOUS

🛶 timtimothy Follow

I’m going to kill that old man with my bare hands HOW DARE HE DO THIS TO YOU QUEEN

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👤 averagescarehater Follow

WHYYY IS THE SKY LOOKING AT MEEEE

📚 jonathan-sims Follow

my bad

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