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@adulthoodisokay
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Our TVs have been graced with @neil-gaiman in recent years, but Tumblr has been graced with him for over a decade! This month we discuss Uncle Neil's influence, as well as Dead Boy Detectives, Bridgerton, Shogun, and taking your coffee orally.
Credits and transcript in our reblog. You can find transcripts for this, and every other episode, here.
Find the posts discussed in this episode in this tag!
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back by popular demand (<- lmao yeah sure), dirk gently season 2 dashboard simulator
🌻 livelaughlove-deactivated
*white knuckling the bathroom sink* I'm nice I'm nice I'm nice I'm nice
🛻 bob-boreton-deactivated
me when i lie
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👑 thefuturequeenofwendimoor Follow
"what's your body count?" usually there isn't a body left when I'm done with someone
👑 thefuturequeenofwendimoor Follow
my pile of dust count is 4 though
👑 thefuturequeenofwendimoor Follow
frog count is 1
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🍹 bored-bisexual Follow
fuck my stupid baka life I keep missing the charging port on my phone
🔑 sherlock-not-holmes Follow
are you perhaps an alcoholic
🍹 bored-bisexual Follow
no I've been sober for 12 whole minutes
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🖍 theboyyy-deactivated
fuck you *causes a power surge in the entire city*
🖍 theboyyy-remade Follow
I need you all to know this post had me in a coma for 50 years
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🪨 beast Follow
me n my bf bibbit <3
🔎 holistic-detective Follow
yes, I'm bibbit now. this is my life. living in the forest. with my girlfriend, beast. who literally has me on a leash. this is fine I'm fine everything's fine.
🪨 beast Follow
hi bibbit
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still couldn't think of an emoji for farah 😭 I should make more of these theyre fun ok byeeee
#dirk gently's holistic detective agency#dghda#fake post#unreality#dashboard simulator#dirk gently#rambles
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#Important gag panel i gotta have it on my dashboard single post lol#shinichi kudo#ran mouri#hattori heiji#ch150#detective conan#gosho aoyama#Conan going thru all 6 stages of panic
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I'm perpetually confused by whatever algorithm tumblr uses to autohide posts like I just got away with posting a drawing of my OCs like .000005 seconds away from dry humping, with large and prominent areas of skintone, but can't get seven uncolored stylized drawings of animals through
#I mean the first version I attempted to post included an un-detailed stylized erection (in the context of art of a fertility related#deity and like nothing you don't see in ancient art) but I cut it out and it still won't post. That's not even what the#algorithm was detecting. No goddamn clue.#These posts Usually come through and start showing up on the dashboard but only after being hidden for anywhere between like#15 minutes and 15 hours so it's mad annoying
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turns out the dbd cancelation is doing a really good job of getting me off social media
#my entire tumble dashboard being only posts about the cancelation is really making me depressed#dead boy detectives
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Detective Diaries by Crash Landing Studios on YouTube is awesome sauce dude...
highly recommend you watch it even if you don't watch hololive shit because the ANIMATION IS STELLAR
scene redraws I did from the animation
#seajjae illustrations#new interest I'm shoving on ur dashboards or whatever#hololive#hololive en#holomyth#amelia waston#gawr gura#gawrt#ameliart#hololive fanart#fanart#Detective Diaries#myth#vtuber#lore#idk#I'm tired
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"...Yeah I've decided, after all nep and Vert being cozy with their other selves I've decided that maybe returning to Gamindustri is just pointless after all."
Wow IF, that's a bit--
"Just because I am Nep's friend doesn't mean I have limits."
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Due to his serpent physiology, Copperhead has an exceptionally keen sense of smell. He's able to detect even subtle changes in the air using his tongue, making it a tough endeavour to get the drop on him. This can be as much of a boon as it is a hindrance however - Gotham doesn't have the most pleasant smells, especially the sewers and having such a powerful sense of taste can be awkward depending on how good his relationship with certain people are.
#🐍 || musings#🐍 || headcanons#I'm sorry to throw this out onto the dashboard asdfgghjkl#Trying to wake up a little before I need to to go to bed but this day off was so nice#Got some stuff done and a little writing too which is nice#This headcanon though hear me out#Copperhead can detect a LOT#People getting closer and even their current state like whether or not they're healthy or sick#Might not be as good as Croc's but it's up there#Would save this for sinday but if you're ovulating he can smell that too 💀#Sensitive to hormonal cues#OKAY gonna throw myself into the bin for that tag comment#I'm just feeling so good lately but so little time to actually write :')
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poll via @baddywronglegs
post via @aliteralchicken
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okay, well if you think they're possible bots, tumblr, why don't you block them
#tumblr#.txt#at least it tells me that they CAN detect bots#go the extra step tumblr devs i dare you#edit: thank you dashboard unfucker for doing what the tumblr devs haven't
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dirk gently season 2 dashboard simulator
🔎 holistic-detective Follow
this edible ain't shit
🔎 holistic-detective Follow
there's a house inside the house
🔎 holistic-detective Follow
where's that music coming from
🔎 holistic-detective Follow
ok so I might be in actual judeo-christian hell
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👾 purplepeopleeater Follow
im so hungry
🔎 holistic-detective Follow
how hungry
🔎 holistic-detective Follow
OP HOW HUNGRY
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🔪 bart Follow
has anyone seen Ken?
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✂️ normal-man-from-this-world Follow
I will find dirk gently, fulfill the prophecy, and save Wendimoor!
✂️ normal-man-from-this-world Follow
jail
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🚖 literally-just-some-guy-deactivated Follow
put your hand in my enclosure I promise I won't bite
🕶 blackwing-boss Follow
hey what's your superpower
🚖 literally-just-some-guy-deactivated Follow
please let me out
🚖 literally-just-some-guy-deactivated Follow
I'll be sooooo niceys if you let me out
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🕶 blackwing-boss Follow
what a nice day! I sure hope no one manipulates me into giving them the same clearance as me so they can take my job
💻 newer-better-blackwing-boss Follow
>:3
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🚬 the-fifth-rowdy Follow
fuckkkkk I don't know where my friends are
🚬 the-fifth-rowdy Follow
welp. to the train tracks!
🚬 the-fifth-rowdy Follow
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
🚬 the-fifth-rowdy Follow
don't worry guys I'm fine
🧍♂️randombystander Follow
no i don't think you are
🚬 the-fifth-rowdy Follow
you've never been plagued by visions and it shows
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ok i give up theres too many characters and things that happen in that show jesus christ
rip Farah and also Tina and also mona I swear I tried to include them (and also more bart lmao) but I couldn't decide on emojis and/or urls and then I died
lmao I just realized I forgot. todd. ALSO BEAST I DIDNT FORGET HER I JUST GAVE UP BEFORE THINKING OF A POST FOR HER 😭 ok sorry I'll go now
#dirk gently#dirk gently's holistic detective agency#dghda#dashboard simulator#unreality#fake post#rambles#long post#<- idek anymore but better safe than sorry i guess
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Chapter 521
#Need this on my dashboard ofc Ran looking 🥺#ran mouri#shinichi kudo#gosho aoyama#manga#detective conan
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so gorgeous 💆🏻♀️
#rohan at the louvre#jjba#pleeease don’t flag me this time oh my god#<- okay phew lmao. tumblrs auto detection is so fucking dumb it just hides it from everyone’s dashboards if it thinks there’s nudity
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ARRRGGGHHHHHHHHH the freshman wants to TRADE CARS for the weekend.... how do i politely say i would literally kill myself and everyone in a 10 mile radius if i had to let someone other than my mom, dad, and brother drive my car
#girl you are NOT getting access to my 98k mile 2017 grey subaru outback with smart cruise and lane detection and heated seats#and my stickers on the hatchback and the bluetooth audio and automaticly-changing night mode rearview mirror#and the comfy driver's seat in EXACTLY the position i want it in and the shifter knob that perfectly fits in my hand#like when my aunt drove my car last summer it basically solidified that i will never let anyone touch my car ever again#(she put a fucking TACO on TOP OF THE DASHBOARD and moved my fucking steering wheel!!!!!!!!)#my car was literally the only place i felt safe all of 2021 and 2022 im not letting some random fucking person TAKE her from me#i did not have a PANIC ATTACK leaving her at the mechanic for 2 DAYS for some fucking freshman to USE HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!#like i know i can be territorial but boy my car is all the territory i ever need. i could live out of my car if needed.#what if she fucking crashes it. shes been in soooo many accidents (i have heard all about them.)#dude if this were in person i wouldve fucking hissed and ran away i dont let people touch my fucking car!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#I drove 4 hours back to school at 11pm so that i wouldnt have to have my friend drive my fucking car!!!!#like genuinely i need to find a way to say no i cannot and will not let you use my car now or ever.#i dont care what her reasons are. her boyfriend could be fucking dying and i still wouldnt.#she wants to take my car to minnesota for a WEEKEND and i would not be there ???? NOOOOOO#sorry oh my god i just have to scream and cry a little so i can try to be normal in my response#gonna ask the parents for help i think bc they know im neurotic about my car#like very genuinely im very upset right now. i reread the text and her car is having issues so she wants to TRADE CARS#without even asking if im doing anything that would need a car this weekend (ummmm i fucking work on saturday and sunday is grocery day)#like sorry thats too big of a favor especially after the fucking snail debacle.... how do i know she wont CRASH MY FUCKING CAR ?#or even just like mess with the settings. like im fucking anxious at the IDEA of her being in MY drivers seat DRIVING MY CAR !!!!!#also it smells like cow shit real bad in there. does she REALLY want to drive to fucking minnesota in a cow shit car?#i need to chill i have work soon but like holy shit this has me acting up#i guess since i dont have any real stressors any more my body is like we need LEVEL 10 EMERGENCY STRESS RIGHT NOW#if this were the school year i'd have 3 benadryl inside me right now#like genuinely if this had been in person i probably wouldve been nasty like that is MY car i did not spend thousands of dollars on her#to let someone NOT on the insurance policy drive her!!!!#god okay back to totk until my parents text me back#diary post
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