#darther

[herpsandbirds]

Gilt Darter, Percina evides, family Percidae, in a stream in Missouri, USA.

photograph by Isaac Szabo

[drowningparty]

I can't get over, "I have to go to every single multiverse to kill myself so none of those bitches get any ideas about supplanting me as top bitch." fucking, terrific. what a god. I definitely don't want to kiss him.

[thingsic]

Gee Grandma, what a cool helmet you have!

[fuitgummybat]

CH3T tries to tell the crew about the stowaway he and Raz found on the ship- however, he catches the other crewmates at an inopportune moment...

Transcript under the read-more!

Brother Herman (Berrybrew): Well I did fix the leak in the vents.

[Jaded & fuitgummybat giggle]

dartheritis: CH3T’s gonna think back- was there any indication on the computer that there was a leak in the vents?

Berrybrew: According to the sensors, no. But it is possible that the sensors may have malfunctioned.

CH3T (dartheritis): Hm. I have no objections to this. Your presence would be advantageous to our ship maintenance. However, I would like to consult with the other members of the team.

Brother Herman (Berrybrew): Yeah, that’s totally fair! I get that.

dartheritis: CH3T’s gonna facetime everyone else on the ship and who’s on the planet right now.

CH3T (dartheritis): Hello everyone. I am sorry to intrude, however, I have a small question that I need to ask.

Ace (fuitgummybat): Uh- Hey, uh, CH3T, could you like maybe, call me in like five minutes?

CH3T (dartheritis): Is everything alright? 

Ace (fuitgummybat): I’m in the little Decksetter’s room, could you just like-

[Porokiin laughs]

CH3T (dartheritis): Well, this is a group call-

Brother Herman (Berrybrew): Yeah, you gotta hang up, dude! He’s poopin’!

CH3T (dartheritis): Ace, this is a group call, you can-

Brother Herman (Berrybrew): He’s poopin!!

CH3T (dartheritis): Ace, you gotta-

Brother Herman (Berrybrew): You gotta hang up!!

[Laughing]

CH3T (dartheritis): HERMAN, PLEASE.

scoutingforconcrete: You group-called us, didn’t you?

dartheritis: Yeah, this is a group call!

CH3T (dartheritis): Ace, this is a group call-

Raz (Jaded): Just keep the camera above the waist, Ace…

CH3T (dartheritis): Ace, this is a group call, you have to leave. If I leave, it’ll end the call. I need to confer with the others.

Brother Herman (Berrybrew): Oh jeez, I really hope he’s not dropping a death charge… We’re all gonna hear it!

Horus (Porokiin): [Muffled] ACE!! ACE, HURRY UP IN THERE!

Brother Herman (Berrybrew): Are you a shy pooper?

Horus (Porokiin): [Muffled] I AM HAVING A CRISIS.

CH3T (dartheritis): Horus, you need to answer your phone. I must ask you an important question.

Ace (fuitgummybat): Horus! HORUS! You need to answer your phone!!

Horus (Porokiin): [Muffled] Izzat CH3T?? CH3T, TELL HIM TO HURRY UP!

Ace (fuitgummybat): I’m TRYING, I can’t shit any faster!!

[Laughing]

Brother Herman (Berrybrew): I have a homemade remedy that could help with that!

CH3T (dartheritis): Do not listen to him.

Ace (fuitgummybat): Wait, is that- Is that Herman??

Horus (Porokiin): [Muffled] Is that that crazy fuck?!

CH3T (dartheritis): Yes, that was the question I was inquiring about. Herman snuck onto our ship and-

Horus (Porokiin): [Muffled] WHY IS HE IN THE CALL??

CH3T (dartheritis): Herman snuck-

Ace (fuitgummybat): Gimme just a second-

fuitgummybat: Ace drops from the call.

[Laughing]

CH3T (dartheritis): Herman was on our ship and has stowed away for five days. He is willing to offer his services to clean the ship. Natasha, do you have any objections to this?

Natasha (scoutingforconcrete): Uh… Yeah, he can’t go in the hangar. He’s not allowed in the hangar. Or my room. If I find him in my room, uh… he will not be…

[Laughing]

Brother Herman (Berrybrew): Okay, so hangar and the room is off limits- I can work with that!

CH3T (dartheritis): Horus, do you have any objections to this?

fuitgummybat: Is Horus even in the call??

dartheritis: No! Ace hung up, you’re gonna have to-

CH3T (dartheritis): Horus, you need to answer y-

dartheritis: I’m just gonna DM Horus personally.

CH3T (dartheritis): [Through text] Please answer the phone. I need to talk to you.

Horus (Porokiin): Alright, alright, whaddaya want?

CH3T (dartheritis): Herman stowed away on our ship and is now offering his services to clean the ship. We have already barred-

Horus (Porokiin): You killed ‘im, right?

CH3T (dartheritis): No.

Horus (Porokiin): Then why are you callin’ me?!

CH3T (dartheritis): He is offering his services to clean the ship. We have already barred him from the hangar and Natasha’s room.

Horus (Porokiin): Add my room to that, please.

Ace (fuitgummybat): [In the background] Okay Horus, I’m done.

CH3T (dartheritis): Welcome back, Ace.

Brother Herman (Berrybrew): Y’know, I’ll just make it a flat rule not to go in anyone’s personal room, just-

CH3T (dartheritis): That would be wise.

Brother Herman (Berrybrew): -as a foundation to our agreement-

Ace (fuitgummybat): Okay, I’m back on the call- Horus is in the bathroom now.

scoutingforconcrete: He just joined the call! Oh- Horus didn’t hang up.

dartheritis: Horus didn’t hang up!

fuitgummybat: OH GOD

[Laughing]

Jaded: Find out why they call him Boomer!

dartheritis: Horus really is a bitch that shits.

Porokiin: You just hear like, the start of a scream, cut off by the call hang-up sound.

Brother Herman (Berrybrew): That man needs medical assistance.

CH3T (dartheritis): Yes.

scoutingforconcrete: Wait, didn’t he already get medical assistance last session??

Porokiin: Yeah!

dartheritis: No, no. That was to cure his genes, not his constipation.

Ace (fuitgummybat): Well I mean, that’s what happens when you clear out the entire buffet table-

Porokiin: No, the problem is, now that his DNA damage is gone, all of his systems are ACTUALLY working like they should, so-

dartheritis: Oh, so he just had the runs 24/7 beforehand!

Ace (fuitgummybat): Okay so- Herman’s on our ship??

CH3T (dartheritis): Yes.

Brother Herman (Berrybrew): Yeah, hi!

Ace (fuitgummybat): Hi.

Brother Herman (Berrybrew): Did you poop good?

[Laughing]

Ace (fuitgummybat): Y’know what, Herman? Yeah, I did. I was rushed toward the end, but I came to a clean victory.

[takadasaiko]

“What do you want to do?”

There was a strange flicker in the Force around him, as if he were hardening his resolve. “If Skywalker’s apprentice will meet, then I will go.”

Tired as he was, it would have been impossible to miss the way he distanced himself from the situation. Luke had heard Palpatine refer to his father’s true name as if he were an entirely different person, but in the decade he’d spent with his father he had never heard him choose that. Anakin Skywalker was Luke Skywalker’s father, even if he were tucked away in a suit and behind a mask. To deny being Anakin Skywalker would be to deny being Luke’s father. But this woman was Skywalker’s apprentice, not his old Padawan. It was as if he weren’t willing to claim her. As if it might be more than he could handle.

“You don’t have to,” Luke said quietly. “Go, I mean. She just wanted to talk. I didn’t feel any ill-will towards me or even towards you. She wanted….to give us a choice, I think.”

“She is determined, and the choice you speak of is not one we can make.”

“But won’t we?” His father turned towards him and Luke could feel gold eyes staring at him from behind his mask’s lenses. Or maybe they were blue. He wondered if they ever flickered back to their natural colour or if they remained Sith-gold. He shook the useless thought off. “Someday Palpatine will make us choose. We either end his life or he forces one of us to end the other.”

[sarielsnowings]

Beyond the Grave

⚰️📚🩸👻

As an official watcher to my friends’ Monster of the Week campaign (@beyondthegrave-archives), decided a bit of fanart was in order, if anything just to thank them for putting up with me screaming about their blorbos and obsessing over a game I’m not even a part of ✨

Characters belong to @/sacrxm @fuitgummybat @/horokyun and @jellywafflesart

Special mention to @totorokipins as the keeper and @dartheritis as my fellow watcher buddy 👁

[grey-shaman]

Darther

commission for Coop500

[ectopiasmicwaste]

make darther canon

Im going to explode roy with my mind

[altruistichedonistic]

@/dartheritis's Brujah, Jaq

[mamahuggiebear13]

Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: 5x7 inches, New Star Wars Postcard.

[thebellamybarnesarchive]

🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍

Harry Potter AU! Drabble...

A relationship between a Head Boy and Head Girl. + NPC AU Stuff

@d-arthur

           A photo showed the head girl on her knees doing what her title could only allude to, obviously movements and clothing being removed. Bellamy pursed her lips, thankful that at least Daniel wasn’t pushing things so far this time that the picture showed who she was blowing. No, it just showed her, and she was thankful for that.

            “I really hope you’re not the one taking these photos, because I don’t think Love would be very pleased with you,” Bellamy said, tearing up the photo even as she knew he probably had more. Really though, if she and Daniel actually hated one another he’d probably have sold the images, there had certainly been worse ones, but usually it just meant that he wanted to do something that he knew Bellamy would not want to.

            Daniel chuckled, waving his wand to clean up the torn paper. “Who do you think took the picture? Love’s got an eye for these things, the lighting was very well done,” he answered and Bellamy rolled her eyes. She actually sort of liked Love, in a strange way. They weren’t very similar admittedly, not from what Bella could tell, but it was hard not to admire the way his girlfriend got what she wanted. Sometimes he wondered if Daniel actually wanted the same things, or if Love was just terribly good at convincing him that he did.

            “Yeah, I’m sure she waited for the right moment when the clouds were out of the moons way,” Bella responded sarcastically, adjusting the head girl pin on her blouse. Unlike Daniel, who was very well put together, Bellamy’s shirt had clearly been raised a few inches, and despite the fact it was freezing cold she wore not a vest or a robe and had her blouse unbuttoned. Daniel never looked, because despite the image he had of her, he seemed quite solely devoted to his Love. “Just tell me what it is, Daniel?”

            “We’ll be addressing Headmaster Dumbledore with a request for some of the dorm enchantments to be removed,” Daniel informed her and Bellamy rolled her eyes because she knew what he was talking about. The enchantment to the Gryffindor Girls Dormitories that meant no boys could go into them. 

            Bellamy started to walk off, knowing she’d have to agree, “you just want to spy on them!” she called back, walking backwards and turning to her front without thought, slamming directly into someone. Love.

           “It’s about equality, Bella,” Love told her and Bellamy chuckled.

           “Yeah, allowing the boys to sneak up to the Gyffindor girls dorms is about equality, sure,” Bellamy said as Love joined her boyfriend, long sandy blonde hair falling over the girls shoulders, fuller than Bellamy’s own, but with a sterner jaw. “You two are up to something, and if it was actually interesting, or about equality I’d know you’d have just asked,” she answered, tone growing lighter as she easily recalled her fondness for being part of the schemes she liked.

            “Oh Bella, you’ll like it when we’re done,” Daniel insisted, arm wrapping fully around his beloved girlfriend, drawing her into him and pressing a soft kiss to her cheeks. “Just wait.”

🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍 BONUS EMMETT AND BELLA ( BEMMETT? ) SHIP + Noah is there too...

              Noah’s fingers moved up Bella’s jaw, dirt and sweat on them, as it was on the rest of him post game. Emmett had to listen to her squealing loudly for his brother, the Captain of her house’s team the whole game as he tried to focus on his charms work. He’d read the same paragraph over and over again because each time she shouted ‘go Noah!’ he wished he knew of a spell to make him deaf, if only for the hour. Now he wished to be blind too.

               “You’re touching my make-up,” Bellamy objected, immediately pulling a mirror from her robe and checking to see that his fingers had not smudged her foundation. It wouldn’t have, she had spelled most of her make-up to only be removed by an exfoliating potion cleanser that she had, but it stopped Noah from touching her without deterring him from flattering her latter with flowers for being his loudest cheerleader.

               Due to her comment Noah didn’t kiss her as he headed for the showers, instead rubbing her arm softly as she continued to look at herself, admiring the way the gloss on her lips made them look full and pink.

                “You know you could play too,” Bellamy said as he closed the mirror, looking to Emmett who was still seated. “I’d cheer for you over him,” she playfully teased as Emmett slowly closed his book. He’d not retained any of it, of course.

               “You’d still cheer for him,” Emmett said plainly, standing with hands shoving his book into the messenger bag he carried over one shoulder. Emmett was smarter than his brother, he knew that Bellamy toyed with both of them, but logic defied love and when he heard her screaming for his brother. All he could recall was the summer between third and fourth year, when his father had agreed for the girl to stay with them for the season, and he’d walked into his brother’s room and saw them kissing, his brother’s hands on her. Sometimes it felt like she was only teasing him. "He’s Captain of the Slytherin team,” Emmett added so he did not sound bitter as he went to walk by her.

                  Slender fingers stopped him, false nails with a snake dancing across them magically pressed into the soft cotton fabric of his shirt, and the navy of his tie. Like his father he was well put together, his clothing pressed and worn appropriately, and, quite like his father, he had eyes for only one, gaze lifting from her hand, to her cleavage and finally to her face, where her golden eyes caught his, surrounded by thick false lashes and covered with soft green shadows.

               “You’re never going to forgive me, are you?” Bella said, full eyes open and looking into his own, her lips shining in the setting sun’s light. “You could have kissed me too, you know. When we were playing hide and seek and we hid in your mother’s closet for an hour from him, when your dad had that party with all the ministers and Noah was spouting ridiculous stories and you had me to yourself all night, or the countless times I heard you walk past my bedroom door and stop. You can’t be mad at me when you never did anything, Emmett. Sweet notes, romantic songs, heartfelt birthday gifts, they don’t do anything,” she insisted, hand grasping at his shirt, leaving lines in it’s previously crisp fabric. “If you want me, take me,” Bellamy insisted, remaining there with her grasp desperate for a response.

             Had he actually been shooting himself in the foot all this time? Was she waiting for him? Noah had always been the one to take what he wanted, screw everyone else. Emmett hadn’t been shocked when he saw Noah kissing her, why would his brother care that he liked her too? Were his efforts to gain her affection through songs dedicated to her on their radios, notes flown to her countless times by his owl, and gifts catered to everything he knew of her simply overruled by the fact she’d been waiting for him to show a bit more of himself, be perhaps as determined and assured as his father had been with his mother?

           She went to let go and he refused, hands grabbing her waist and pulling her closer, his long fingers practically able to engulf her small waist. Eyes moving through hers as he searched for the right answer to not lose her entirely. “Take me,” she repeatedly, almost pleaded like when she begged to stay with them each summer rather than go home to her mother. He knew then.

             “Emm-,” Bella was cut off by his lips, finding hers fast. Even though she’d wanted it, she hadn’t expected he’d give in, he’d pushed his brother out of the way on occasion to get her attention, and get her preference, but he’d never actually done it when they were alone, when it was just them. Bella’s hand relaxed between them as her mouth opened and pressed for more. The rest was instinct, every action Emmett had thought over in his head time and time again was like muscle memory, fantasy slipping into reality. Emmett did not intend for this perhaps temporary reality of fantasy to end before she was screaming his name with far more passion and need than she had been cheering his brothers for the past few hours.

             “Emmett,” she whispered at his lips with soft desperation. He was getting closer.

[beautiful-little-f00l]

When I realized, watching my way through Rebels, that Ahsoka didnt KNOW Vader was Anakin Skywalker after Order 66...

[edencantstopfallininlove]

WOOOAH OMG HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO YOU AND DHAR!!! You're absolutely one of my fave couples and I wish you two so many more years of happiness and love together!! 💝💝💝💝💝

@tuff-and-fluff

Thanks for your support! This is one of my favourite ships to make content for, so it means a lot to hear that!

Brace yourself for a Darther RB Spam shortly...

[thetrashywritingwitch]

Just saw the AFO VS All Might fight again and lord it gets me every time you hear everyone rooting him on as he stands there ready to put that dapper Darth Vader in his place.

dapper darther vader i’m- that implies darth vader’s og outfit ISN’T dapper. idk bro’s got a cool helmet is all i know

[fuitgummybat]

Friends, as a massive new wave fan, I have developed a theory: Every new wave song is somewhere between punk, goth, and disco.

My proof:

Big thanks to @dartheritis for their help

[444names]

the entire article on elves from tolkiengateway.net + roman and brythonic deities + greek islands

Abelsos Ablinks Abnounted Abore Abrip Acces Acepited Actiovros Aegalquen Aftect Agert Ageryinnis Agessasi Agiaed Agiri Agorth Alonnist Amakrotta Amentumna Amortingus Amula Andervid Andox Aneptus Anniuse Anted Apips Apona Apoulaza Ardaws Arealida Ariat Aring Artart Artimissa Asight Athacked Athed Atird Atortuall Atucimes Avalid Barin Basery Bathanks Bativa Bectic Beend Befula Belebos Belly Belus Bereand Beria Betas Beteren Blanyam Blespiris Bleve Bonrval Borin Bowistona Brana Brinvulane Calack Camicaa Cappent Capreas Capult Cased Casomarn Catus Cauntions Caunwor Cenish Chered Chori Cipeasta Claysi Cleces Cliaming Coccous Colle Commos Comoncle Conate Conday Coned Conimarks Contividis Conysi Corge Coria Coros Coule Coutalsos Creativio Creighown Criminus Crinowelwë Curing Cyberted Daboet Dagentin Daionorthe Dakold Dandë Darther Dearoposed Decam Dedinexa Demight Dencic Detianena Diadi Dianios Dimakrow Dimpar Dirsto Dishavity Ditanan Ditel Doloust Dongs Drabars Drisin Dwanaoup Eateriatia Eather Elecianda Elerin Ellus Elmearia Ementiona Emids Enallarces Entmonia Erinalkond Essace Estas Eubridon Exple Expron Extirisi Fachri Fagolwë Faill Falifnos Faltunds Famous Fancons Fanimitia Farimousi Faurly Fausia Favease Ferafolown Fesivis Ficisi Fieve Fingos Fingus Fivestive Folos Folsonina Forbos Fornion Forvant Foussemang Fouttold Fradeopey Fravia Friment Fulasopold Fulia Gerran Giclants Ginwë Godius Grablibed Graking Grard Grasionis Greadar Greatina Grupi Hairased Halinxil Hammand Hapol Herin Higic Hilazar Himborill Hippenn Hipsargos Hirsa Hound Hrends Humezart Humpson Idittor Ikingo Illeted Imbelly Imight Inommor Invis Invisagra Inysa Istem Istreatta Itagirna Itarnus Ithoution Itise Jannords Jorcs Jourthous Jousa Juveariely Juventent Juver Kakougus Kalaus Kalergorn Kanuing Karta Kasongual Keanus Keaput Kefer Kelorbood Kergentzed Kided Kukally Kyril Kyths Laires' Lairi Lairins Lannus Laque Larify Larlically Lathata Laway Leepii Lemele Lences Lerevarkos Libeled Libestrit Liblarra Liddy Lienal Lienreed Lifin Livandë Loccastal Louts Lúths Mabel Mabled Maeged Maing Makyr's Manter Masough Meardaro Mellinuss Memega Mides Mited Mogial Morinow Morkworda Mosen Mouna Mulagente Mulain Mykour Mystor Mythalvar Mythist Nallo Nanus Neanyst Nermsemen Nimainta Nobara Noeasmina Nonianigus Noreta Normand Notasona Nouptua Noweanted Númabehaia Oberien Ocards Oelly Ofally Oguissamos Openg Oponis Orboded Otheados Oturn Pagold Parea Parefer Paring Paripsomen Parly Pastress Patmencena Peoni Perest Pestypies Phamarenna Piongs Pioular Polking Poteds Potins Ppeat Prarcs Preartater Prelb Priandy Prings Priteus Prolossou Prossof Psyros Quencas Quires Ranoi Rebion Rentmonis Renuirduus Repax Rered Rhalks Rhaslose Rioing Rossades Rotion Rudark Saccel Sagotia Samorth Saroker Saromed Scepts Schert Scommouns Screfus Sectaserin Semoders Sends Sented Senthipal Serind Shalië Sharat Shellarney Shintened Silathing Silisioney Simorda Skall Skina Skoutsouty Skyrna Spaximnus Speacce Specto Spera Sperfeseta Spousaus Sprompes Stersee Stion Stirs Stisully Stoni Sulate Suornered Suors Talki Tells Teurned Theyrok Thilouss Thina Thing Thriss Thysing Ticali Tornergesi Touncing Trammor Trong Twoof Unnyarakor Unrovia Untits Uppeopoed Usussidisi Vacons Valaðnis Vancla Vandolda Vatina Vendist Venwë Verman Vigar Virta Vislesimed Vitall Viternus Viting Vocifon Vorily Vulation Wared Waria Waricti Welefer Welwyth Wenusson Wervolous Whalm Wheirtuork Whide Whons Whought's Wordarped Woril Worsa Ælfing