#darth mail

[memyselfandtheemperor]

What is your favorito couple?

Hmmmmm today I’d say these two:

[i-lived-bitch-beatdown]

[grilledcheese-savage]

Guys… who wants to do this with me 🥺🤭👉👈?

What’s your favorite Star Wars thing?

[multi-muse-transect]

The crew of the Ghost and Palpatine should’ve this sent this woman instead to deal with Darth Maul (if you’ve seen the Mist then you know what I’m talking about):

[rupalpspodrace]

Thinking about the MLM implications of maul, the sith, and homosexuality (there are many layers, implying a multi-level mlm (men loving men)/mlm (multi level marketing) memeing scheme, an mlm cubed if you will

i see you've been listening to one of our classics, Maul-ti Level Marketing Scheme

[ominouspuff]

Son of Dathomir

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My sister, looking upon the first Maul of my career, quoth “he look lika chicken”

[luminoustarlight]

Imagine a forced marriage to emperor Vader (in a universe where he didn’t get barbecued)

You’re a princess and your planet has been destroyed by the Empire & you’re a spoil of war. Palpatine gifts you to Anakin and he marries you somewhat hesitantly assuming you’re an unwilling participant, until you get to your chambers and he takes off his helmet and you can’t believe you luck: it’s love at first sight.

He’s like wtf is wrong with you?? you’ve literally been kidnapped, you should not be this happy. But you think he’s so hot that you can’t help yourself and you ride him all night while he’s kinda unamused and all “really, another round? Fine if you want, hop on.”

anakin being unamused through the whole thing is soooooooo hot because he’s just letting you use his dick for your own good. and the degrading would be HIGH.

“you’re really a little whore, aren’t you? forced to marry a man you don’t even know and your pussy is soaked.”

anakin won’t even show that you’re making him feel good either. he won’t look at you, he won’t moan, hell he might even hop on a data pad and ignore the fact that you’re bouncing on his cock, hands pressed on his firm chest and begging for him to give you any kind of attention at all.

“please, sir. look at me, please. touch me. i need it.”

but he gives you no satisfaction until he cums in you, making a snide comment about breeding you for the empire.

🍒 sin saturday

[cotyledon8]

Hi! Could you give some headcanons about Darth Maul (yes I know that's probably a weird one 😅) as a caregiver? Thanks! I love your blog!!

(tysm!!! and not weird at all, here are those headcanons for you 💗)

🖍️caregiver darth maul headcanons

→ he’s a super protective caregiver, even if he is not one to pander to being unreasonable, but he is fiercely protective over whoever he’s looking after. somebody looks at them wrong? he’s there to loom angrily.

→ much to anybody else’s surprise, he’s actually so much fun to play games with. once he gets past the initial awkwardness of adjusting to playing, he’s so willing to listen to his kid ramble and describe all sorts to him, periodically chiming in when appropriate.

→ he tells such good stories, even if the stories usually aren’t super kid friendly, or particularly peaceful; they’re always exciting and they always have a happy ending. 9/10 if he tells the stories before bedtime, the kiddos out like a light before the first ones over.

→ he’s so good at handling big feelings of anxiety, being overwhelmed / overtired, or anything similar to that. despite what some people would think, he’s able to be especially calming when it comes to that sort of thing. he’s really good at adapting to what the kid needs at the exact time.

→ he’s not the most outwardly/easily affectionate person - much preferring to try and comfort and interact from a slight distance - but he has no issue hands-on comforting when he needs to, even if it’s just for something little like wanting a cuddle. he gives some of the best hugs imaginable, when he’s done being awkward about it.

[inthemoodformoodboards]

[loveoaths]

darth maul is just yzma for boys. savage is kronk.

[welikeimagines-andfandoms]

Reader helps to bring Darth Maul to the light side

Obi-Wan, Anakin, Padme and Ahsoka:

[galactic-magick]

Savage Opress is so me coded bc I too am the oldest sibling yet I often get treated like I’m younger and less capable than my younger siblings

[queen-rhaenys-opress]

I can’t get myself to progress in the chiaroscuro style very well so here’s a reject 🤷🏻‍♀️

[messianicfigure]

how do i post about the maul-obi wan-satine love triangle on here is there a tag for that specifically or do i just shout into the void until my people find me?

[inkykeiji]

Clari, Clari, CLARI- I was perusing through the compilation of fics in the Touya-nii universe (because I can NOT miss a single thing, damn it) and the fic taking place right after part 3 of the main series actually killed me. Reader saying "Touya-nii you're breaking my heart!" made me tear up because I felt that so viscerally. I really relate to Touya's wariness and distrust of others, and him asking if it's worth it to love others is something I've asked myself too- but to be on the other side, to feel the prospect of rejection, ohhh boy. Oh man. He really WAS breaking my heart, Clari.

AWWW ANON HEHE <333 the hickey one!!! yes! okai first and foremost i just have to tell you that that line in particular (you’re breaking my heart!) is a direct reference to padmé in episode III revenge of the sith when she says anakin, you’re breaking my heart! <3 i promise the cardboard acting and awful writing will give u a good giggle even if u aren’t familiar with star wars hahaha

but on a much more serious note, thank you so much for taking a moment to share this with me, anon!!! <3 it is literally such a massive compliment to hear that my work has affected someone on such a personal and emotional level, and i am so flattered!!! i made myself cry while writing that piece (specifically touya’s questioning on if it’s worth the risk) and i’m really, really proud of how it turned out, all in all! so it’s so incredibly special to hear that the piece as a whole + that part in particular hit exactly the way i wanted it to!! i talk a bit more about touya + his feelings as a whole in that piece right here, just in case ur interested! <3

[mangokeys]

little sith ridinghood