#darkiplier lemon

[weirdlyhornyforegos]

Be Greedy

This idea is over a year old and self indulgent, so you know, par for the course ;p Was fun to write :3 Darkiplier x amab reader

Wordcount: 1200+

Tags/warnings: Somno, frottage/grinding

You know Dark doesn't sleep much, and that the few times he does, he really needs to, so you should let him.

Pressed close under the covers with you, he's still and relaxed.

You really should let him sleep.

But, in your defense, he's very warm in your hold, his bare back pressed against your chest, his boxer covered ass pressed snugly against your crotch.

You're barely awake, but your cock is already fully hard, a wet dream you're already forgetting the cause of that hardness.

But not the warm body pressed against you.

He might be asleep, but he has more than once said that you can take what you want, almost whenever you want.

And you want.

Oh, you so very much want.

And he should stay asleep.

So, carefully, slowly, you start to grind against Dark's ass. Just the tiniest of movements at first, testing the waters.

He doesn't stir, still and fast asleep. You press your face against the back of his hair, smelling your shampoo that he stole last night. It makes you smile as you keep rocking your hips, now with a little more force and purpose.

Dark's ass is firm against your cock, and every drag of your hips against it sends sparks up pleasure of your spine.

It's a simple motion, but it feels so good, knowing that it's Dark you're rubbing against. Certainly a lot better than your hand, or a pillow, or the mattress.

As your hips move you move your head so you can kiss his back, tempted to bite down and mark that pretty grey skin.

But you don't, instead just breathing against him as your hips keep pressing against his ass. You bite your lips to keep moans from escaping.

Dark doesn't even need to do anything to make you feel good. Him just being in your arms is enough. You squeeze your arms around him, and though for a moment he stirs and makes you hold your breath and stop, he doesn't seem to wake, so you resume.

You can feel your orgasm build up, your cock leaking, dampening the fabric of your underwear and his.

With every roll of your hips you get closer and closer, and it's getting harder and harder to keep quiet. Part of you wants to shove yours and his underwear down so you can get skin on skin, and cover that pretty ass of his in your cum, but part of you also wants to cum in your underwear like this, the taboo feeling of it all heightening the pleasure.

You don't try to control your tempo at all at this point, moving your hips as fast or slow as you feel like, a little less concerned with Dark waking up with how close you are to cumming.

You squeeze your arms around him once again, and to just a little surprise, one of Dark's hands moves to squeeze one of your arms.

"Taking what we want this morning, are we?" His voice is rough, still filled with sleep, you're not even sure he's more than half awake. You only answer him with a hum, not stopping or even slowing down. You are so close, so close to tipping over that final edge that little else matters. The act of getting "caught", if anything, heightens it all.

"Greedy." Dark yawns and stretches, the move rubbing his ass against your sensitive cock, and finally sending you over the edge.

You cum with a grunt of Dark's name, and clutch him as tight as you possibly can. He just chuckles low, letting you press against him as your cum dampens both of your underwear even more.

You both just lay there for a few moments, you basking in the feeling of your orgasm, Dark turning a little more awake with each passing second.

"What a greedy little thing." Dark comments, and you can't help but snort into his back, planting another kiss against warm skin. Like he hadn't encouraged you multiple times before to do just this.

Dark pokes at your arms, making you loosen them up so he can turn around in your arms. He grabs your face, just inspecting it for a moment while you try not to grin like a fool, which you are sure you fail by the way he scoffs, but he drags you into a kiss anyway.

It's slow, his lips pressed against yours for a few seconds before they move, leading into more and more kisses, both of your breaths turning heavy.

Tossing away the duvet, you drag Dark on top of you, making him straddle one of your thighs. Your hands clutch his hips, encouraging him to drag his hardening cock against your thigh from the second he's settled. He stops kissing you, but keeps himself pressed down, mouth going to kiss over your neck before moving slightly upwards.

"You want me to cum like this? To cover your thigh with my cum?" He speaks low right next to your ear, chuckling as you nod, squeezing his hips tight.

"How uncouth." He remarks, pretending he's above such an ask only for a moment before he starts moving his hips against you. His cock is hard, but his mouth is soft as it moves over your neck, placing kisses as he goes.

Part of you wants to drag him into kisses as he rubs himself against the meat of your thigh, but you don't want to let go of his hips for a moment, so you don't, letting him fully set the pace.

His hips are moving with decent speed, for once seeming more set on cumming rather than drawing it out for as long as possible.

Or maybe, he's in one of his moods where he wants to cum as many times as he physically can.

That would certainly help him rest and sleep afterwards, though he is clearly not resting now, his mouth moving from kisses to bites and hickeys while his hips keep moving.

His cock leaks over your thigh, with every passing second making it easier and easier to slide against your skin, even through his boxers.

He's never been the most loud, but you catch those small moans and grunts between the ones he makes you let out as he marks up your skin.

You only let go of one hip to scratch your nails against his back, having let them grow long enough since you know he loves the slight sting. He hisses against you, and as you scratch over his back a second time, he cums with a low growl of your name.

You grin, pressing down on his back as he cums, keeping him in place as hips stutter to a halt.

He breathes heavily for a few moments, before pushing against your hold so he can sit up and lean back, looking down at you with black eyes.

"Certainly a good way to wake up, no?" You ask with a grin, eyeing the damp material of his boxers and your own underwear.

"Certainly." Dark dryly remarks, but you can tell he's trying to hide a smirk. He gets up and out of bed, although only after giving you a pinch on the thigh not covered in his cum.

He takes his underwear off, throwing it into your laundry basket, not even giving you a glance to check if you are following him as he heads towards the bathroom.

He doesn't need to check, because you are right behind him, peeling your own soaked underwear off as you do so.

He's not hard again yet, but you know as soon as you get into that shower you are going to make it your mission to make him be.

[mane--attraction]

MINORS DNI

"Needy little cumslut.” Very wet sounds of skin on skin fill the room as Dark's hips snap against yours. "Can't get enough, hm?"

You can't speak, panting and moaning into the bed, the evidence of the last two rounds dripping down your trembling thighs.

"Isn't it lucky then—" He hisses, digging his fingers into your hips and slowing down as you tighten around him. "Isn't it lucky that I am more than willing and have more than enough to satisfy your craving."

His consistent throbbing is driving you mad, knowing that he is so close dragging you closer to yet another orgasm. Your fingers twist into the sheets, and you arch your back to better push back and meet his thrusts, encourage him faster again. You whine loudly, and eventually you form a word. "Please!"

Dark chuckles lasciviously. "Aw. What a polite little toy." Hands slide over your body. His haven't moved. "How could I possibly say no?"

You cry out loudly when he starts anew, more intense than before, eyes rolling as you're overwhelmed.

“Although…I could, when you sound so pretty begging for me…”

You hiccup at the thought, your mind almost fracturing from trying to keep focus. “PLEASE!”

His nearly sinister chuckle settles into your bones. “Is that too mean? Hm?” His hand just barely brushes over your sensitive skin, and you let out a pitchy, desperate keen, needing more from his touch. “Don’t worry, pet. I won’t deny you a single drop.”

[cyrusclouds]

☆ INTRODUCTORY POST ☆

last updated on: may 23rd, 2024! haaiiii!! my name is cyrus, super nice to meet you guys!!! here's my pronouns.page for anybody curious on my pronouns and such, but if you just want a quick overview, i use any and all!! :DD

! I'M 14 YEARS OLD, DO NOT BE WEIRD PLZ !

moot requests are totally open!! a little p.s, i am angelkin, raccoon therian/raccoonkin, and a nina hopkins (creepypasta) & kris (deltarune) fictionkin!!! <3

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INTERESTS:

fnaf, dsaf, dialtown, scp foundation, batim, sander sides, mark egos, roblox myths, bnha, scott pilgrim takes off, hazbin hotel/helluva boss, hetalia, gravity falls, gobb, ddlc, mlp, undertale, deltarune, cuphead, dead plate, centricide, death note, pokemon, hamilton the musical, resident evil, underverse, detroit become human, okegom, tf2, kinito pet, and some other things i probablyyy forgot to add!!

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BYF:

i have bpd and suspected asd, so please tread lightly and try to keep this a positive space (no drama)!

as my pronouns.page says, i am a minor. keep it sfw.

i tend to get very anxious with interactions, so if i seem nervous, don't worry, you didn't do anything!

i can be a bit obnoxious with asks, so if you don't like it, please just ask me to stop :))

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i block freely, buuuuttt... homophobes, transphobes, racists, zionists, nazis or neo-nazis, anti-furry, anti-otherkin, anti-therian, anti-neopronouns, anti-xenopronouns, anti-xenogenders, proships or comships, and overall assholes. keep off my page, you WILL be BLOCKED.

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dave miller (dsaf)

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twilight sparkle (mlp)

dr iceberg (scp foundation)

karen (dialtown)

darkiplier (mark egos)

dabi (bnha)

toga himiko (bnha)

yuri (ddlc)

error (underverse)

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[sardonic-the-writer]

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[starrynightzcollective]

☆ INTRODUCTORY POST ☆

last updated on: july 17th, 2024!

haaiiii!! my name is cyrus, super nice to meet you guys!!! i am a c-did system with bpd and autism, and i am a demiboy who is pan and aroaceflux!! i am very much so taken so plz do not flirt w/ me :DD

! I'M 14 YEARS OLD, DO NOT BE WEIRD PLZ !

moot requests are totally open!! a little p.s, i am angelkin, raccoon therian/raccoonkin, and i have a whole lot of fictives hanging around!!! :)) ... also if you know my old acc no you fuckin don't

CONTINUE FOR: dni, byf, interests, and extra info <3

INTERESTS:

fnaf, dsaf, dialtown, scp foundation, batim, sander sides, mark egos, roblox myths, bnha, scott pilgrim takes off, hazbin hotel/helluva boss, hetalia, gravity falls, gobb, ddlc, mlp, undertale, deltarune, cuphead, dead plate, centricide, death note, pokemon, hamilton the musical, resident evil, underverse, detroit become human, okegom, tf2, kinito pet, and some other things i probablyyy forgot to add!!

YOUTUBER AND MUSIC ARTIST INTERESTS:

youtubers: flamingo, markiplier, jacksepticeye, danny gonzalez, drew gooden, jarvis johnson, kurtis conner, funkyfrogbait music artists: ghost bc, sleep token, mitski, lana del ray, jack stauber, lemon demon, sodikken, tally hall, will wood, rihanna

BYF:

i have bpd and suspected asd, so please tread lightly and try to keep this a positive space (no drama)!

i am a minor. keep it sfw.

i tend to get very anxious with interactions, so if i seem nervous, don't worry, you didn't do anything!

i can be a bit obnoxious with asks, so if you don't like it, please just ask me to stop :))

DNI CRITERIA:

i block freely, buuuuttt... homophobes, transphobes, racists, zionists, nazis or neo-nazis, anti-furry, anti-otherkin, anti-therian, anti-neopronouns, anti-xenopronouns, anti-xenogenders, proships or comships, and overall assholes. keep off my page, you WILL be BLOCKED.

KINS:

dave miller (dsaf)

henry miller (dsaf)

twilight sparkle (mlp)

dr iceberg (scp foundation)

karen (dialtown)

darkiplier (mark egos)

dabi (bnha)

toga himiko (bnha)

yuri (ddlc)

error (underverse)

(none of the above are for abusive reasons!!)

[mayors-vist]

Hello friends and strangers, allow me to introduce myself. I am lemon. You can find me and all my other accounts on my main @lemon-l3n

"This'll work. I promise"

This a semi selective damien blog. Which means I'm abit picky with who I selective to roleplay here especially with this muse.

Mwith headcanons and aus I will allow roleplays take place after because this is just for fun, imagine difficult universe type stuff, even a universe where darkiplier doesn't exist if necessary-

I do have rules and boundaries, all tho.

This is a mutiship account, multiple ships involved either different universe or maybe poly, if other roleplayers agree, with that Ship shaming will not be allowed!

This is ego friendly and oc friendly, ocs and other characters and youtubers egos are allowed.

No NSFW. I'm a minor and would prefer none I will say this small nsfw jokes here and there.

Enjoy your stay friend.

[spookyold-saintjm]

Dark and Damien taking turns ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

OKAY I NEARLY FAINTED AT THIS THOUGHT HOLD UP.

So I read this as either they can be two separate identities at one time, or that Dark/Damien can alter who is the more prominent “persona”, so to speak.

In a fic I did once I said that flashes of Damien would emerge from Dark in certain circumstances, so let’s say he is eventually able to manipulate this as desired (either that or Damien is just horny and tryna get out, whatever you want).

-NSFW below-

- We’ll start with Damien just because soft luvvin’ hours.

- Damien IS a soft boy don’t get me wrong.

- He’ll leave light kisses on your lips and neck and shoulders/collarbone while his fingers trail over your skin.

- Clothes on the floor SO fast tho.

- You need a little massage to warm up? Sure thing. He loves the feeling of your skin.

- Boy will go down on you no questions asked, he’s got you. He’s slow and soft as hell and always telling you how delicious you are.

- He absolutely takes care of you, asking you what you want and making sure it feels good.

- Let you finish? Maybe, maybe not. Suddenly his mouth is on yours just long brought for you to taste yourself on him before he’s back on your neck because he knows how much you like it.

- OH but then he’ll bite a little bit, just once, his teeth grazing just enough to make you flinch.

- Dark’s sinfully teasing side had to come from SOMEWHERE, right?

- Oh but Damien is long gone now, pet.

- Dark smirks into your skin when you gasp and dig your fingers into his arms at the first buck of his hips against your thigh.

- “Already, love? We just started.”

- You’re turned over on your hands and knees before you can blink, facing the mirror.

- Part of the plan, Damien’s worked you up just enough for Dark to take you immediately.

- He won’t ACTUALLY hurt you (unless you ask) but the boy isn’t gentle.

- He’s fast, rough, pulling your hair or slapping your ass to get your attention and have you watch in the mirror as he just fucking destroys you.

- He’s going to keep his pace at an agonizing regularity though, until he hears you begging for him to let you finish.

- Again, maybe he will or maybe he won’t.

- Regardless, Damien flips you back over onto your back, his hips grinding slowly against you as he pulls you in for another deep kiss.

- How long does this go on? Up to you, really. They can simply go for hours, sweetheart.

[weirdlyhornyforegos]

Kinktober Day 6- Underwear & tentacles

MINORS DNI!!!! Day 6 of Kinktober is: underwear & tentacles - Dark X gn!reader. Lingerie counts as underwear right? ;3 Also posted on AO3 Kinktober masterlist is here

Wordcount: 1.2k+

Tags/warnings: tentacles, oral, penetrative sex

You get about three steps out of the bathroom before tentacles wind their way around your ankles and waist, lifting you with ease.

“You’re so impatient.” You tease Dark as his tentacles move you so you hover at the end of your bed.

“Can you blame me? I was the one that got it for you after all my darling, and I want to see.” Dark hums from where he leans against the headboard, fully black eyes clearly watching you, taking in every inch of your lace and strap covered body.

It’s always a little harder to tell exactly where his gaze is when his eyes are fully black, but you’re sure he appreciates the way the lace hugs your hips, how the cloth straps criss-cross your chest alongside the lace, and how the matching garter belt keeps up your thigh high stockings.

Dark doesn’t say anything for a little while, letting the silence linger in the room as he just.... takes you in you suppose.

You wonder what is going on in that head of his, and if he’s getting any ideas. You can surely think of a few on your own, which makes you try to squirm in his tentacle’s grip, eager for him to do more than just watch.

“Such a..... lovely sight I have in front of me.” Dark’s grin is sharp as he tilts his head, a single lock of hair falling out of its place.

“Sure would be a shame to ruin it.” He can’t actually think he’s just gonna keep you up like this here all night?

But no, that is clearly not what he thinks, because seconds later a tentacle slithers up your thigh, slipping inside of the lace it finds at your crotch, another doing the same from behind.

The one against your front brushes against your arousal for a moment, just resting there as the one from behind, already slick with something, sinks inside of your hole with ease.

“Gah, fuck, Dark!”

“That was the idea, yes.” He sounds so smug. The half-heated glare melts into nothing as the tentacle inside of you starts with shallow and small trusts, while the one against your front moves just the way Dark knows will work so very, very well to turn you into putty.

“Look at you, all on display for me, looking so perfect as you get fucked.” You suppose you could offer him some sort of response, but all you can focus on is the tentacles inside and against you.

You grip the tentacle around your waist as you have nowhere else you feel they could got, but they are quickly moved behind your back and kept there by another set of tentacles.

It makes you arch your back, making heat travel up your face. He really wants to look huh?

Well, if he wants a show, you’ll give him one.

You throw your head back, moaning loudly and rocking downwards against his tentacles as one moves against your arousal, while the other fucks into you from behind. Well, you’re rocking down as well as the tentacles holding you allows, but it makes a satisfied smirk form on Dark’s face as you glance at him.

“Is my darling enjoying themselves?”

“Ah, yes, fuck, very much so.” You pant out, a slight grin on your face as you can see the tent that has formed in Dark’s pants.

“Good, because I intend to enjoy the show that you all will make.” He works over his pants fast, fishing out his cock, giving you a good view as he gives himself a few languid strokes.

Suddenly, the tentacle inside of you slams in, sinking deeper inside of you and growing. You groan, finding another tentacle at your mouth seconds later. You open for it so easily, and it slips inside, coating your tongue and mouth in the slick it produces.

The one inside of you slips almost all the way out, sliding in and out so teasingly slow at first, but quickly setting a rather fast pace. You feel the lace covering you slip to the side, but you hardly pay it any mind as the tentacle in your mouth starts to move as well, matching the tempo of the one on the other end.

The one against your arousal keeps its movement from before, but now a lot faster.

It’s all so slick and wet, filling the room with the most wonderful noises as they fuck you. The noises mingle with your own moans and sounds as pleasure fills your body.

It feels like every nerve ending is filled with it, and as you open your eyes and look at Dark, you see him watching with rapt attention as he strokes his cock, speed matching his tentacles.

The sight makes arousal pool in your gut, adding another layer to the almost mind numbing pleasure you feel.

Warm, wet, and firm tentacles start to slither over more of your body, but all making sure to slip under your lingerie, not keeping any hidden from Dark’s steady and heady gaze.

You twitch and shake, trying to rock down or move against one or more tentacles, but it’s hard with how you’re being held and fucked, so in the end, you just let yourself enjoy the ride, feeling the pleasure that runs through your veins and is making you shake wonderfully.

When you cum, your orgasm comes in waves, making you clench around the tentacle inside of you, and almost sob with good it feels around the one in your mouth.

As you come down from your high, the tentacles get out of your body, making you take a few deep breaths, and clench around nothing for a moment.

You’re not left empty for long however, as the tentacles shift, moving you up onto the bed, dropping you in Dark’s lap.

His cock sinks inside of you with ease, so stretched out and ready for him. The tentacles don’t let go of you, instead starting to bounce you up and down on his cock. You whimper, a little sensitive, but it always feels so good to be filled by Dark’s cock.

“What a perfect show for me darling.” His hands join his tentacles, gripping your hips hard as they and the tentacles slam you down on him as he cums, filling you in another familiar way.

“You need to get some more lingerie .” Dark says as he keeps you on his cock, his words a little breathless, and as his tentacles retreat, you can stroke your hand through his hair and get that errant lock of hair back into place.

“Oh I do, but I think you should as well.” You tease. To your surprise, Dark hums, seeming to be giving it some actual thought to it.

“Perhaps. But for now, let us get you out of those and into a bath.”

“Sounds like a plan, but only of you join me.” Dark helps you off his cock, and you feel his cum drip out of you as you move.

“Well, of course, I do need to get out of this suit after all, and what better excuse to do that than to take a bath with my darling.”

[mane--attraction]

Ah yes, my very late "year in review post" whoops lol (MINORS DNI)

I posted 25 times in 2022

That's 13 more posts than 2021!

18 posts created (72%)

7 posts reblogged (28%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

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I tagged 25 of my posts in 2022

#gender neutral reader - 9 posts

#mun speaks - 8 posts

#lemon - 8 posts

#x reader - 8 posts

#minors dni - 6 posts

#gn reader - 4 posts

#murdock x reader - 4 posts

#lemonish - 3 posts

#darkiplier x reader - 3 posts

#mun answers - 3 posts

Longest Tag: 130 characters

#okay after thinking about it you may have mentioned the idea as a fic at one point (cuz i know it was brought up for rp) but still

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Murderplier/Murdoch spicy headcanons - MINORS DNI

A/N I’ve been holding onto these since... May 5th? Damn lol forgot about them until literally today when I’m making this post. >:P Under read more just in case. 

CW: knifes, murder mention, blood mention, gender neutral but there is a period mention (if I need more warnings, let me know)

(read more at the link below)

58 notes - Posted July 21, 2022

#4

A/N: I wrote this at 3am don't look at me

MINORS DNI

Murdock has a habit.

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58 notes - Posted November 8, 2022

#3

"Perhaps you are tired of me repeating myself over..."

One spank. You yelp with a jolt.

"...and over..."

Another spank, another cry from you. You swear that slap was harder.

"...and over again," he growls into your ear as he gives one more and you hiss in pain, even as a shudder runs down your spine.

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79 notes - Posted February 1, 2022

#2

Technically

(A/N: This has been languishing for a while cuz despite being a drabble I got stuck really quickly; I couldn’t figure out how to make what I wrote mesh with the idea of “someone comes to the door” without it feeling unnecessary. Ah well, another time, mayhaps. Anyway, enjoy~)

(minors dni)

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Technically, the head engineer should bunk near the engines, in case of an issue. Technically, in addition to being closer to the bridge, the captain's quarters only have room for one.

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147 notes - Posted September 2, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

How they would react to you tying yourself up in ribbon as a gift for them: Actor and Dark

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157 notes - Posted January 5, 2022

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(posts edited down for length and also to hide most of the naughty stuff lol. also for some reason this recap post removed the read more from everything so the entire post was slapped in there)

What a year! I know I'm (very) late with posting this, but I only refound this recap thing in the last few days of 2022 and then I got busy. My most popular post was the one towards the beginning of the year, and I actually reblogged stuff to this blog that wasn't just that one gifset! Whodathunk! The top five has a pretty good range, which I'm happy about. Thank you to everyone in particular who reblogged stuff and added tags, I appreciate those notes the most. And also those asks, hehe. I live for the yelling at me in my inbox and the tags. Who knows what this year will bring~~ >:3

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[wheres-everyone-going-bingo]

Master List

I have been told that these links no longer work, I will fix them when I have the mental energy!

SFW -Male Readers-

Darkiplier x Male Reader

Darkiplier x Male Reader

Darkiplier x Male Reader

Darkiplier x Male Reader

Darkiplier x Male Reader

The Host/Author x Male Reader

The Host/Author x Male Reader

The Host/Author x Male Reader

Sam Winchester x Male Reader

Wally West x Male Reader

Tim Drake x Male Reader

Bing/Google/Wilford x Male Reader

Google x Male Reader

Yancy x Male Reader

Yancy x Male Reader

Yancy x Male Reader

Yancy x Male Reader

Yancy x Male Reader

Yancy x Male Reader

Damien x Male Reader

E-plier x Male Reader

Legolas x Male Reader

Platonic!Bilbo Baggins x Male Reader

Marvin x Male Reader

Peter Parker x Male Reader

Finnegan ‘Finn’ Kazimir x Male Reader

Mothman x Male Reader

NSFW -Male Readers-

Markiplier x Male Reader

Markiplier x Male Reader

Markiplier x Male Reader

Markiplier x Male Reader

Markiplier x Male Reader

Markiplier x Male Reader

Markiplier x Male Reader

Markiplier x Male Reader

Markiplier x Male Reader

Markiplier x Male Reader

Makiplier x Male Reader

Markiplier x Male Reader

Darkiplier x Male Reader

Darkiplier x Male Reader

Darkiplier x Male Reader

Darkiplier x Male Reader

Darkiplier x Male Reader

Darkiplier x Male Reader

The Host/Author x Male Reader

Yancy x Male Reader

Yancy x Male Reader

Yancy x Male Reader

E-plier x Male Reader

Dhawan!Master x Male Reader

Dhawan!Master x Male Reader

Legolas x Male Reader

Sam Winchester x Male Reader

SFW -Gender Neutral-

Pyeon Sang-Wook x gender neutral reader

Pyeon Sang-Wook x Gender Neutral Reader

Pyeon Sang-Wook x Gender Neutral Reader

Lee Eun-Hyuk x Gender Neutral Reader

Lee Eun-Hyuk x Gender Neutral Reader

Aguni/Niragi x Gender Neutral Reader Pt.1

Aguni/Niragi x Gender Neutral Reader Pt.2

Aguni/Niragi x Gender Neutral Reader Pt.3

Aguni/Niragi x Gender Neutral Reader Pt.4

Fujin, Kuai Liang, Hanzo Hasashi, Bi-Han Comfort Headcannons

Conjuring!Ed Warren x Gender Neutral Reader

Cha Hyun-Su x Gender Neutral Reader

Dating Them Headcannons (Sweet Home)

Domestic Life Headcannons (Sweet Home)

First Date Headcannons (Sweet Home)

NSFW -Gender Neutral-

Pyeon Sang-Wook smut headcannons

Pyeon Sang-Wook x AMAB Gender Neutral Reader

(Some might be missing or doubled)

[reniplier]

Egos x an S/O with Tig Biddies: NSFW!!

Dark:

He honestly couldn't care less what size your breast are, he just loves you.

He does enjoy seeing you wear clothes that show off your cleavage tho

He'll buy you strapless dresses that show it off

He likes it when you wear a bra that's a little too small and you spill out of it.

Some asshole being a creep to you about your chest?? They are no longer on the face of this earth.

When you get intimate, expect LOTS of hickeys on them

He's just like "mine mine mine mine mine mi-"

Wilford:

He enjoys it a little too much.

Litteraly will just motorboat you if he feels like it.

It tickles cuz of his mustache

He likes cupping them ALOT

If it were up to him, he'd litteraly be your bra.

If you get self conscious about them, he'll reassure you that you're beautiful and theres nothing wrong with you.

Back pain is NO MORE with this man. He will get you the BEST bras and give you the BEST massages.

Sometimes when yall do the nasty, he'll tease you by ONLY using your breast.

Anti:

He LOVES the tiddie drop

He really just likes the way your body curves.

He just plays with them if he gets bored

If hes stressed, he'll use them as a pillow

Also gives massages but they are more aggressive than Wil's

He'll do that chopping thing but since he's an actUAL DEMON IT HURTS.

But afterwards you actually feel pretty good??

He likes seeing you lay flat on the bed so that they bounce when he's fucking you.

[pixelivia]

Darkiplier vs Antisepticeye but its just Knife Fight from Lemon Demon

[yeet-me-dad-dy]

[ vibrates ] mmmm details on unfair,,,,, 👀

Dark loves to tease. His go-to is usually the odd suggestive comment or compliment. Things like “That new suit/dress would look better on the bedroom floor”, “ Your moans would harmonize nicely with this song”, “I’m thinking something sweet for desert”, etc.

If it’s not his words, it’s his touches. He likes to touch, especially in public, and even more so if he knows that it’s going to fluster you while you’re with company. A hand on your waist that travels too low when you’re standing, or his hand on your thigh that slowly slides inward, hidden by a table. He brushes his lips against your ear when he whispers something to you, a quick kiss is finished with a gentle nip to your bottom lip.

If he’s feeling particularly evil, he’ll make you wear vibrating underwear that he has the controls for and slowly edge you throughout the day until you’re a mess at his feet, begging him to fuck you. He’ll say no, of course, as he’s not yet done teasing.

[spookyold-saintjm]

162 dark 👁👁

162: “Make me.”

From this prompt list

ooh you got it b.

NSFW(ish) Darkiplier x reader

You’d had just about enough of Dark.

He was in one of his moods, a combination of events escalating during his most recent meeting with the egos, a lack of rest as a result, and the general stress the body he possessed could have on both his physical and mental powers from time to time. Typically, it was something he could handle without much change in his behavior, but when he got like this…oh, you found him absolutely insufferable.

It started when he’d come home late the night before, fuming from a conversation with Wilford and Host. He hadn’t spoken to you, hadn’t even looked in your direction upon his return home, and had simply vanished into the void when you’d tried to ask him what was wrong. You went to bed alone, assuming he would be back and in a better mood in the morning.

  You were wrong.

You’d awoken early to take a shower and make a light breakfast for yourself. Shortly after, you’d strolled up the spiral staircase and to the door of Dark’s office, a cup of tea in one hand for him, coffee in the other for you. You’d planned on sitting with him for a while in blissful silence, letting the caffeine charge you for the rest of your day.

You had hardly cracked his office door when his low voice resounded through the room.

“I’m busy.” he stated, not bothering to look up from the papers on his desk. You halted for the briefest instance, but regardless stepped further into the room. You noticed the ringing that always filled your ears upon initially entering his presence was much louder than usual, so you were careful in your strides toward his desk. His raven hair was somewhat disheveled, his skin a shade paler than you were used to seeing.

“I brought your tea,” you tried softly, gently placing it within his arm’s reach. He didn’t speak and didn’t budge, aside from the long fingers of one of his hands tapping lightly, slowly, on the surface of the desk.

You felt your eyebrows raise ever so slightly as you slid into the chair opposite his, just as you would any other morning. Dark wasn’t one for many words as it were, but you weren’t a fan of when he was short with you. That was part of your appeal to him; you competed with him. You intrigued him, challenged him, and so he chose to allow you into his life in the ways that no others were permitted.

That didn’t mean he constantly was bubbling over with giddy affection for you, however. You relationship was a bit…different. But you didn’t mind. At least, not until he started ignoring you.

“You going to tell me what’s bothering you?” you asked, taking a long sip from the coffee mug you held in both your hands.

“Nothing is bothering me. Leave.” he replied, not bothering to conceal the edge in his voice. The chill his energy sent through the room would have been enough to make you shiver, had a sudden heat not spread through your nerve endings at his sharp words.

You silently refused his demand, and instead scooted back your chair, intentionally loud, just enough so that you had space to drop your feet on top of his desk. You crossed one ankle over the other and settled back into your chair, making as if you planned on being there for some time.

There. That was enough to make him finally lift his head. He met your stare with eyes rimmed in deep black, lines of frustration wrinkled in his forehead.

“y/n.” The way he said your name alone would have been enough for anyone to back out of the room as quickly as possible, but not you.

You said nothing, instead gently closing your eyes to savor another long, slow sip of your coffee. You smiled sweetly at him when you opened your eyes and parted the mug from your lips, but your fiery eyes blatantly expressed your defiance of his wishes.

He was still staring holes through you, and the ringing in your ears came back, more concentrated, lightly poking at your mind. You placed your coffee mug onto the desk, and leaned back into the chair again with arms crossed.

“Get out.” He warned you a final time, and you could swear you smelled the faintest hint of smoke trailing in the air behind his words.

You took a moment to consider, before finally dropping your feet back to the floor. You stood, dusted off your shirt, but instead of leaving, walked around to Dark’s side of the desk with light footsteps. You stared down at him.

“Make me.”

Hardly two seconds passed before Dark was hovering over you, his hands tight around your waist, his lips dancing against your ear as he growled his reply.

“Sweetheart, you’re going to wish you’d never said that.” 

Before you could react, everything had vanished from the desk, but the space was quickly occupied by a set of hands forcing you to bend over on top of it, your hands suddenly pinned behind your back. 

Dark’s body leaned over yours, ensuring that every inch of your skin touched a part of him. He teasingly, lightly rocked his hips against you, and it took every ounce of willpower you had to keep yourself silent. You let out a measured breath, just enough to attempt to clear your head but not enough to allow any sound to escape. His energy thrummed through your every nerve. 

“Oh, so now you don’t want to speak?” his voice lowered, his teeth grazing along the skin underneath your ear, one of his hands reaching up to glide between your thighs for the briefest moment.

“Good. Let’s see how long we can keep it that way.“

[same-snake-different-skin]

*sees NSFW requests are available* Maybe some first time/wedding night hcs?

Alrighty! (I'm dying cause one of my friends knows I have this and if they're watching me...hello. I'm a thirsty ho-ho-hoe leave me alone-)

Also this is pretty amusing because you can literally see where I went feral XD

Dark

Okay so he may be a demon boi, kind of

But he's s o f t okay?

He's determined to make you feel as good as he can, in whatever way you want him too

Whether that include letting his fingers slip inside you, or having his hand around you as he slowly brings you to the edge

He knows how to make you feel good, and he'll be damned if he doesn't use that to his advantage in whatever way he can.

Damn, if you wanted him too, he'd gladly go down on you

All you gotta do is ask him

Since he's so focused on making you feel good, he probably forgets about his own need.

You'll probably have to take the lead, somehow, and get him to just let you please him just as much as he's been pleasuring you.

Good luck with that, though.

Hell be letting out little deep growls, but if you move in a certain way, the growls will become big growls.

He growly. And I mean proper, literal fucking growls. Like...lion growls.

The noise would be terrifying if it wasn't but him, but because it is him, it's hot and you can't change my mind.

Wilford

He's probably going to be way too enthusiastic.

You'll have to tell him to just calm the heck down

He means well!

He's just very energetic!

If it's the first time, he'll take it a little slower than usual.

He doesn't want to overwhelm you.

But if it's not the first time, and it' your wedding night...

You're in for a ride

Probably quite literally, if you're up for it.

Look, he knows what he's doing, and he's gonna let you know that in the best ways possible.

He's pretty good with his tongue too

Expect him to be muttering little things about how absolutely delectable you look

Praise. Everywhere.

Also, it's inevitable that he's going to be showering you with all the affection he can manage

If you manage to top him? Fun times ensue!

He'll be growling at every movement, wanting you to just get on with it and give him what he wants.

He doesn't want it to be over quickly, he's just...a little desperate.

But he won't beg. Nope. He refuses too. Good luck.

Yancy

It probably took a bit of persuasion to get him to give in

Can you even get married in prison?

Eh

For your first time, he's likely gonna let you take the reins.

He doesn't want to hurt youse

So, unless you don't want too, you're in control for the time being

And oh boy oh boy oh boy.

He's sensitive.

Maybe because he's never done this before?

Who knows?

But he'll be letting out the prettiest noises for you, whining at the slightest bit of affection.

You'd probably have to remind him that he needs to keep it down, this is a prison and someone might be listening in.

Cue him making no noise at all. Which is infuriating.

Excuse me, we said be quieter, not silent!

It might become a bit of a challenge from there onwards, trying to make him moan, or make any noise.

Have fun, he sure is.

When it's not your first time, he's all over you, hands wandering, lips on everything he can reach, eyes roaming your body.

Little compliments all the time. He's dedicated, okay?

He's not rough, but he's not entirely soft either. In between.

Illinois

Uh oh.

You're in for it now.

Even if it's the first time, he'll be determined to make you break.

Not literally, obviously.

He'll stalk closer to you, until your back hits the wall, and next thing you know, his lips are practically attached onto your neck, and wherever else they can reach.

Whoopsie he's left a bunch of hickeys.

He knows how to make you a moaning mess and he's going to use that knowledge.

Because he's so focused on your pleasure, you'd probably be able to turn the tables if you wanted too.

He'd put up a fight just for the hell of it, but he's loving it.

By the time you actually decide to give him attention where he really wants it, he's devolved into a moaning mess.

Please fuck him.

If you didn't take control, though, and he's still in charge, then his hands are certainly in places where they drive you wild.

He's f e r a l

Only for you though.

He'll be saying little cheesy things like "you're the only treasure I want" and so on

His fingers are already in you, or his hand is already around you before you can really register it in whatever state of mind you're in.

#IllinoisFuckMeChallenge2k19

Actor Mark

*inhales*

F U C K M E

Sorry, I'm feral for Actor.

Anyway!

*chanting* he's got good hands he's got good hands he's got-

Look he knows how to use them hands okay

Especially those fingers

Like look at that smirk

He knows

You're in for a fun night, first time or not.

The second you're alone, he's got you against the wall, breaths heavy, and eyes dark.

Fuck knows what got him so riled up but oh well

His teeth are slightly bared as he looks you over, head tilted slightly.

Okay so he's a tiny a little bit hesitant, due to some things, so you'll have to pull him in for a kiss before he finally let's loose.

Then the fun begins

He's already working on your buttons or whatever so he can get your shirt off, before the kiss is even over.

He's feral, I'm feral, you might be feral, we're all feral.

There's no topping him now oops

If you wanna top him, you've gotta T pose.

Kidding, but if you wanna top him you've gotta try and get his wrists tied down so he can't touch.

Maybe then he'll give in.

Maybe.

Anyway, his lips are on your neck soon enough and you can bet that he's gonna mark you up so everyone can see that you're his.

He'll be smirking like fuck the next day. Get payback, please.

He's probably forgotten that beds exist, remind him, please.

You are gonna have to push him over to it. Once again, good luck.

Expect to be edged. He will tease you to no ends, too. You'll have to get him back for that.

If you manage to top him, good luck keeping in control..

Cause you can bet he's gonna put up a fight.

His man does not go down easily.

Like I said, you're gonna have to try and tie his wrist down so he can't touch.

For the final time, good luck with that.

Damien

He's babey.

He's a switch, okay? Okay.

And therefore, you can top him easily.

Please do.

I should imagine that he's extremely pretty like that.

Oops.

He. Makes. The. Best. Noises.

He'll try to keep his composure, being mayor and all, but he won't be able too.

Wish him luck.

Soft. It's so soft. Everything is so soft.

Also if you pet his hair he will melt.

Gentle! Kisses!

Everything with him is just so fucking gentle okay?

Unless you're really determined to be rough.

I mean, he can provide either way.

And either way, it's heaven.

If you kiss his chest he might just become a mess.

Sensitive boi.

It's so easy to make him moan, change my mind

The slightest touch to where he needs it will most likely break him.

That's most certainly not a bad thing.

He can and he will beg if you tease him enough.

If it's your first time, he's a nervous bab. Help him.

Tell him what to do, tell him what feels good, he'll do KT, he just needs a bit of guidance.

He doesn't want to hurt you okay? Okay.

[septic-dr-citrus]

MP - Have Your Way (Darkiplier x Reader)

NOT SAFE FOR WORK

A/N: Dom Dark/Sub Reader, manhandling, aura play/consentacles, choking, verbal humiliation/abuse. Dark is not nice.

There’s no escape. There’s no escape from Dark’s clutches—this you’ve known since you first promised yourself to him, let yourself be drawn into his tangled web of pride, manipulation and force. From the very start you set yourself up, accepted your life as a plaything for his pleasure—and if you happen to enjoy the harshness of his hands and the growl in his voice, it means he is allowing it.

A sharp gasp of exertion and some pain bursts out of you, fogging the mirror’s glass as he presses your face against it. In your crooked peripheral you can see him looming behind you, his grin savage, his eyes bright and cold.

“What would you have me do to you, pet?” he hisses, his aura swirling around him in shades of red that reflect on his sickly, silvery skin, creating an illusion of bloodstains. “Tell me again.”

“Anything,” you whisper the familiar, well-rehearsed answer, unable to draw a full breath with your chest against the wall. “Anything you wish. Have your way with me…sir.”

Before you’ve even finished speaking, trails of smoke are winding over your skin, kissing your face, arms and legs. The touch is cold, leaving condensation, goosebumps and short-lived bruises before making its way under your clothes. They never have been much of a protective barrier, but you’ve taken to wearing thin, skimpy fabrics as a sign of acceptance. His touch is welcome whenever he deigns to offer it.

Biting the inside of your lip, you shudder as the wispy tendrils slither along your waistline and down the seams of your thighs, squeezing and stretching the skin, testing its give. You ache under the applied pressure, suppressing a whine. Your inner thighs are still so sensitive, skin red, puckered and unhealed from the last time Dark dipped his head between them and snatched at you with his shark-like teeth.

It seems that Dark can read your mind; those same teeth are grazing over your neck and shoulder, only small nips for now, his breath hot and harsh enough to melt open your pores.

“Have my way with you…” he repeats broodingly, voice rumbling low in his throat. “Your body has always been enticing…so pliant, so open to me.”

His aura curls, glides under your panties and swirls soft and ticklish around your entrance. One tendril thrusts shallowly, missing its mark, but you’re well aware that it’s purposeful. He never fully enters you unless you beg for it. Isn’t the wet heat of your arousal a transparent request? You’re sure he can feel it.

“Sir…Master, please, grant me this. Claim me. Make me yours again,” you plead softly, letting your legs ease further open so as to widen your stance. Again his aura thrusts, misses, and dips past your entrance to sidle up the curve of your rear. Weakly your hips buck, futilely trying to grind against it, searching for substance, and Dark merely chuckles at the effort.

You have no chance to look back and see if the laughter means he’s pleased. Only a moment later another swath of his aura is cast down over your head. It binds your eyes, pulls your hair at the roots and wrenches your head away from the mirror. As your neck arches you gasp, the last startled breath you can take before yet another tendril knots around your neck.

Reflexive tears burst into your blindfolded eyes at the sudden pressure, evaporating into the aura as you feel Dark’s hands grip your sides, fingers strumming down your ribs. He grinds against your back. His dress pants are slick and tight, the heat and outline of his length sharpening as he hardens. For a few moments you’re too caught up in that sensation to notice the tendrils at your entrance moving, but you wheeze out a hoarse cry as they finally breach you in a unanimous surge.

Longer, slimmer and stronger than fingers, they shunt in deep, tips clustering, catching and combing every bundle of nerves. None of them ever hit the same spot in succession; it’s icy hot, electrifying.

As you lurch with the impact, the wisp stroking your backside starts to force it open, digging in as far as it can, drawing out in a quick motion and then slamming back in, its rhythm counterpoint to those in your front. Back and forth, in and out—your body is a mere puppet jerked around by its strings, but the strings are tangled up inside you.

With each pounding thrust the one serving as your noose squeezes in tandem, forcing your throat to contract on nothing. You wheeze, chest heaving for air that it can’t find, spots dancing in your vision. The shrill ringing in Dark’s aura seems so much louder now, earsplitting, and his voice is thunderous.

“You are mine. Mine to use, mine to take as I please. You’ve always been mine! Your body is my plaything. Your mind is mine to break. You were made to please me. If we were ever friends…” A bitter, slightly winded laugh bubbles out of him. “It was because I wanted to use you from the start.”

The small fractions of air in your lungs are spent in weak, croaky “yesses” and “pleases” and “sirs”. The pain sings, the throbbing pleasure a heady drumbeat underneath it. Every three thrusts or so Dark’s aura goes entirely still and limp in you, leaving nothing but him. He ruts against you like a cat against a scratching pole—an animal and its tool to be used. Ironic, his next words:

“You pathetic, disgusting little beast.”

With that he unbuttons his pants and allows a release, his fluid thick and oily as it seeps down your back. You shiver dizzily, your consciousness wilting like a flower in the winter chill. You hold out just long enough to feel his whole aura squeeze. Pleasure soars through your body and then you’re gone, tumbling into the darkness.

When you faint Dark catches you, cradles you carefully as he moves you to the floor, eyes gleaming as they trail over your ashen features. They haven’t changed with time, he notes, lips thinning into a tight line.

You’re just his toy. A beautiful one…but a toy nonetheless.

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