#darkiplier drabble

[otterlyinluv]

Dark is just a little black cat.

A void with eyes if you will.

Sometimes, you see a vaguely upset shadow on your wall, and because you know the drill by now, you simply reach your arms out.

A few seconds pass.

The shadows stir.

Then, Dark is in your arms, his face in your shoulder. The only thing visible from him is the tuft of black hair and his red-blue aura. Its faint buzz is the only sound in the room as you let him rest.

With the way he's pressed against you, you can literally feel his chest rise and fall ever so slightly slower. Calmer. Maybe even relaxed.

If Dark really was a cat, he would curl up in your lap and start purring.

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I saw a post about black cats and thought of the grumpiest one of them all

[cooler-ian]

"He got that dog in him"

The dog in him:

[yuckie-obsessive]

Double Trouble

Uh-oh… been thinking about a double possessive x reader 👀

So been thinking about if you got both of the boys in the same room and they only barely tolerate each other because you’re there. I’ll try to make it gn

Tw: brief talk of Anti’s “neck incident” and swearing

Darkiplier x Reader (gender neutral) x Antisepticeye

Set up: you are just chilling with Anti (just imagine a living room) and Dark arrives because he wants to talk with you about something and Anti gets real defensive and clingy.

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“They aren’t your prisoner, you know. They can talk with whomever they wish,” Dark was already irritated with Anti’s shenanigans.

“Yeah, well you’re in my home, my fucking territory. You don’t have a fucking say here!” Anti was getting angry a lot faster than the other alter- as per usual. Dark sighed, “Does this really need to be an issue every time I wish to see them? They already stay with you, why do you insist on being selfish?”

“Cause I know what’s safe for them, and they don’t need to be around you or any other insane ego in your little group.”

The iplier egos were never all that harmful towards you, though. Only Dark and Wilford ever seemed to have interest, to which Dark would always ward off Wilford’s more… extreme tendencies.

Dark sneered in response, “You know what’s safe? The one who brought a knife to their own neck for entertainment-?”

“THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THEM!”

Things were growing heated fast. You decided to quietly step away to let them work it out (in their own special way).

“Dollface, hey,” arms wrapped around your torso, making you stop, “where are ya going? I was just messing around…” Anti mumbled as his face brushed up beside yours.

“Just a minor spat is all,” Dark stepped in front of you and took your hand, “takes more than a couple harsh words to send me away.” He placed a soft kiss to your knuckles.

Anti growled and his hold possessively tightened, “would certainly make my life a lot easier… I think they prefer me anyways,” he chuckled a bit and started a trail of kisses along your neck.

Dark’s expression twitched only slightly at this, but remained overall neutral. He brought his free hand to your face and maneuvered yours to rest on his shoulder. “They just need to see what I can offer…” his chest pressed up against yours, now pinning you between the two extremely dangerous beings, “I can entirely rewrite reality at your command.”

His lips connected with yours in a rather soft display of affection, catching you off guard with how gentle he was being. He separated for a breath, “say the word my dear, and I will give you the world.” He captured your lips once again.

Anti huffed. “Darlin’ you already have the world with me,” he whispered into your ear, making you shiver only for Dark to deepen the kiss to bring your attention back to him. “What could he possibly have that I don’t, hm?” Anti placed a small kiss behind your ear.

Dark separated to glare down at him. “Humility and grace certainly comes to mind.”

With that, they were at it again. Attempting to one-up each other for your attention.

You, at their mercy, had one hand clutching at Anti’s arms and the other clawing into Dark’s suit jacket, there was hardly anything you could do to stop them. Your mind, being as flustered as it was, probably wouldn’t let you do much of anything if you could.

[septic-dr-schneep]

How a Seer could be so oblivious to his own state, Dark would never know. The Host hadn’t taken any time to examine himself before greeting him with a squeeze to the shoulder, leaving inky, bloody smudges on his crisp white suit jacket.

If the Host felt the tendrils of his aura writhing irritably, he didn’t flinch. “Dark will borrow the Host’s coat then,” he announced, a certainty more than an offer, “to maintain his dignity until his property has been returned clean.”

He’d never seen the Host in formal wear, much less in white, Dark realized only after the outerwear exchanged hands. He must have sensed Dark’s surprise, as he smiled slightly, turning this way and that to show it off.

“How does he look?” he prompted, smoothing his hands over the sleek lower panels (creating further smudges, naturally.)

White, red and gold…Bright? Elegant? Timeless?

“It suits you.”

[severeddreamz]

Until The Party.

chapter 1 sneak peak: 8 days until the party.

cws/tws: blood, hanahaki, self hatred (?)

(can you tell this is my first time submitting fanfiction to the site,,,)

word count: 774

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Pure rage.

Pure Agony.

That’s all that surged through Dark’s veins.

He was filled with disgusting agony, and he was so angry with himself.

How could he let his emotions see the light of day again? He swore to himself he would never let that happen again, and yet, he did.

He looked at himself in the mirror, tears swelling in his eyes. Blood and spit smeared around his lips, staining his beard. A few seeds and petals stuck to his mouth. It felt disturbing against his face, but he couldn’t be bothered to remove it. The numb, agonizing feeling in his arms made it hard for him to want to move them. It was like any movement would make his skin feel thick and heavy against his bones. It was a gross sensation.

Dark’s dull, exhausted eyes began to trail around the room instead of his body. The black, elegant frame of the mirror, the marble counter, the gray, blood-stained floors. Blood. It was hard to try to take his mind off what had just happened when the whole room had evidence of it. The monochrome demon glanced at the gory, white and pink petals that acted like boats on top of the blood he had spit out.

How could he let himself fall in love with him? He was supposed to be a cold, powerful being. He wasn’t supposed to feel these emotions. He felt his face get wet. Fuck, now he was crying. Why was he crying? Slowly, he lifted his hands up to wipe the tears away, the uncomfortable feeling in his arms bouncing back and forth in his skin. It felt so awful. He just wanted to lie down and pray for this to go away, but he knew damn well this wouldn’t just go away in the morning. This would keep growing worse and worse until he died. Why did he have to fall back in love with him? The demon sniffled, his chest stuttering as his breath went shaky and heavy.

The sound of the air from the vent rushing into the room startled him, causing him to flinch. Flinching. He flinched. Fear. He wasn’t allowed to feel that. He wasn’t supposed to be like this. He was supposed to be pow-

“Darkk?? Hellooo?!”

A peppy voice called out from behind the bathroom door, interrupting his thoughts. A soft, candy-like smell wafted in the air. That was always the sign of who was at the door.

Wilford.

The demon glanced over at the closed door, eyes widening. Quickly, he reached for a towel to wash off the blood and saliva from his face and floor. He had to get rid of any evidence as possible.

“What is it, Wilford?”

He asked, trying to keep his voice steady, wanting to avoid sounding weak. The demon didn’t want to cause Wilford to worry about him. He hated it when people worried about him. It felt unnecessary. He peeled off the petals from his face and shoved them into his pants’ pocket and kneeled to the floor to try and remove the mess.

“Oh, well, we haven’t seen you since the afternoon, and it’s already almost midnight!”

Dark held back a sigh, biting his tongue. He squeezed his eyes shut, clutching the towel tighter. Every urge to just demand him to leave bubbled in his chest.

“I’m perfectly fine. There’s no need to worry about me.”

He assured with slight urgency in his voice. He picked up the remaining petals, placed them in his pocket, and threw the bloodied towel into the hamper that rested right next to the sink. He arranged a few clothes and towels to bury it. His hands began to shake slightly, a tight, twisting feeling within his chest springing to life. The demon had no idea what was going on with him. What was his body reacting like this? He hated it.

“Are you sure? You sound a little off!”

Dark bit back a sharp remark. He couldn’t reveal to the man on the other side of the door that he wasn’t alright.

“Wilford, please. I’m completely okay.”

An annoyed sigh came from the other side of the door. Dark could hear the man lean against the door, the new weight pressing the closed door as far as it could go.

“..Will you at least pay a visit downstairs? We’re worried abo-“

“I’M. FINE. WILFORD.”

Silence filled the air. For what felt like hours, yet was only about a minute, the two didn’t speak to each other. Wilford eventually was the first to speak up.

“…We’ll be downstairs if you’d like to join us.”

“..Alright.”

[gaymingwriter]

Valentine’s Day Headcanon/Drabbles

I’m very slow with requests but I’m currently working on them! I just wanted to write something for Valentine’s Day. Also I don’t usually write Date Mark but since it’s Valentine’s Day I think it fits

Characters in Order: Darkiplier, Damien, Googleplier, Date Mark, Illinois, Eric Derekson, Jameson Jackson

Category: Fluff

Pronouns: They/Them, not used directly

Warnings: Writer’s favorites are obvious, swearing, somewhat spicy reference in Illinois’s but it’s not much

Darkiplier

- This is one of the only holidays he actually plans for and looks forward to

- He actually takes the day off for once to spend time with you

- Would wake you up with your favorite breakfast in bed

- After you’re done eating he cuddles you for a while

- Then he takes you shopping. He’ll buy you pretty much anything you want

- (He’d think it’s really sweet if you got him something too though, so you should do that. It doesn’t have to be expensive)

- Takes you to your favorite restaurant for lunch

- Y’all go for a walk and go to the library/zoo/aquarium (or whatever you prefer)

- He takes you to a fancy restaurant for dinner

- Y’all cuddle and watch movies when you get home <3

Damien

- Y’all stay in for the most part

- Cuddling and movies all day

- He got you flowers and a small gift

- He’d be happy with anything you got him <3

- Makes breakfast and lunch for you

- (Though he will love it if you both cooked together)

- Took you to a nice restaurant for dinner

Googleplier

- He didn’t really understand Valentine’s Day?

- He does his research though

- Goes probably too hard with it

- Ends up planning way too much

- When he wakes you up, he excitedly tells you about everything he planned

- …you very gently let him know that all of his plans would be incredibly stressful

- He’s a little sad at first, but he doesn’t want to stress you out, so he changes his plans to be a couple things

- You get each other some gifts

- You go out to your favorite restaurant for lunch

- Y’all spend the rest of the day cuddling

- Takeout for dinner

- He’s honestly really flustered the whole time

- Even if it isn’t exactly as he planned, he’s still really happy with how everything went <3

Date Mark

- This fucker lives for Valentine’s Day

- The whole speech he gave during ISWM about all the things he planned for the date?

- Yeah, since that didn’t happen, he saved it for today

- He’s actually a real sweetheart when Actor isn’t using him as a character

- Gets you a bouquet of roses, a teddy bear, a box of your favorite kind of chocolate, one of those heart lockets with a picture of both of you in it, and a little heart that he knitted for you

- He sobs of joy and appreciation when you get him something, no matter how small it is

- He takes you to dinner, the fair, and a movie

- And you both hold hands <33

- Y’all binge watch shows and cuddle for the rest of the night

Illinois

- He may be a flirty bastard

- That’s it that’s the sentence

- He does plan an adventure for the day!

- …y’all don’t really leave bed for a while though

- Most of it is cuddling!

- He ends up just taking you to the zoo or aquarium

- He almost cries in public when you get him a gift at the gift shop

- Dinner at the zoo/aquarium food court isn’t the most glamorous, but it was perfect for both of you

- Afterwards you watch cheesy romantic movies until you fall asleep

Eric Derekson

- He made plans! He’s just incredibly nervous to tell you!

- For this reason, you made sure he knew that you’d prioritize any plans he had, but you still had your own ideas

- He shyly brought up that he wanted to have a picnic

- You loved the idea, and your lunch was spent on a blanket in the park <3

- You got him a gift and it made him feel so loved it was great

- He got you some flowers and something you’d had on a gift wishlist

- He was so afraid you wouldn’t like it but he was reassured when you hugged him

- The rest of the day was just the two of you being sweet and romantic with each other

Jameson Jackson

- Gentleman of the year, honestly

- He crocheted some hearts and a little plushie for you

- Turned on some music and danced with you for a while <3

- He made you breakfast, and you make him lunch

- Y’all watched some of yours and his favorite movies for a while

- You gave him some flowers and chocolates

- He loves the classic gifts <3

- You order from y’all’s favorite restaurant for dinner

- The rest of the night is spent chatting and watching movies

[sardonic-the-writer]

───── ❝ multifandom masterlist ❞ ─────

supernatural drabbles -> link

(requests closed: dean, sam, castiel, gabriel, crowley, lucifer)

gorillaz drabbles -> link

(requests closed: murdoc, 2D, noodle, russel)

the umbrella academy drabbles -> link

(requests closed: luther, diego, allison, klaus, five, ben, viktor)

the outsiders drabbles -> link

(requests closed: dallas winston, two-bit matthews, sodapop curtis, ponyboy curtis, darey curtis, johnny cade)

xmen drabbles -> link

(requests closed: charles xavier, erik lehnsherr, peter maximoff, nightcrawler, hank mcoy, logan howlett, marie lebeau, raven)

the boys drabbles -> link

(requests closed: butcher, hughie, soldier boy, frenchie, kimiko, mothers milk, starlight, homelander)

ghostbusters drabbles -> link

(requests closed: lars pinfield, egon spengler, winston zeddemore, peter venkman, dana barrymore, ray stanz)

tf2 drabbles -> link

(requests closed: scout, spy, sniper, medic, heavy, demoman, soldier, pyro, engineer, saxton hale, miss pauling)

total drama drabbles -> link

(requests closed: mike, mal, manitoba, vito, svetlana, zoey, alejandro, duncan, gwen, heather, cody)

the walking dead drabbles -> link

(requests closed: daryl, glenn, rick, michonne)

community drabbles -> link

(requests closed: abed, troy, ian duncan)

gotham drabbles -> link

(requests closed: edward nygma/the riddler)

tmmt drabbles -> link

(requests closed: rottmnt, 2012 tmnt, bayverse turtles, donnie, leo, mikey, raph, casey, april)

dc drabbles -> link

(requests closed: battinson, dano!riddler, cillian!jonathan crane, catwoman)

doctor who drabbles -> link

(requests closed: the tenth doctor, rose)

hazbin hotel drabbles -> link

(requests closed: alastor)

good omens drabbles -> link

(requests closed: crowley, azriaphale)

spiderverse drabbles -> link

(requests closed: miguel, hobie, miles, gwen, pavitr)

buzzfeed unsolved/watcher drabbles -> link

(requests closed: shane, ryan, cc. tinsley, ricky goldsworth)

slimecicle cinematic universe drabbles -> link

(requests closed: charlie, jschlatt, tommy/zommy, the bachelor (wilbur), the bachelor of blood (quackity), florida man, mad scientist, ronald, and the wizard)

chuckle sandwich drabbles -> link

(requests closed: jschlatt, charlie slimecicle, ted nivison)

dsmp/mcyt drabbles -> link

(requests: closed: see list of people i write for in pinned post)

daredevil drabbles -> link

(requests closed: matt murdock, foggy nelson, karen page, frank castle)

the mandalorian drabbles -> link

(requests closed: din darjin/the mandalorian)

potc drabbles -> link

(requests closed: jack sparrow, william turner, elizabeth swann)

bullet train drabbles -> link

(requests closed: tangerine, lemon, ladybug, maria, carver, the prince, the hornet)

suicide squad one & two drabbles -> link

(requests closed: harley quinn, captian boomerang, katana, june moon, the enchantress, the joker, el diablo, cleo cazo, abner krill)

breaking bad drabbles -> link

(requests closed: jesse, badger, skinny pete, jane, saul, gus)

better call saul drabbles -> link

(requests closed: lalo, nacho, saul/jimmy, domingo/krazy 8, howard, gus)

what we do in the shadows drabbles -> link

(requests closed: guillermo, laszlo, nadja, nandor)

star wars drabbles -> link

(requests closed: obi wan kenobi, ashoka, anakin skywalker, padame, lea skywalker, luke skywalker, han solo)

markiplier drabbles -> link

(requests closed: markiplier, darkiplier, wilford, yancy, actor, night, google, host, engineer, pornipliers, damien, eric)

jacksepticeye drabbles -> link

(requests closed: jacksepticeye, anti, henrik, marvin, chase, jj, robbie, greg)

sally face drabbles -> link

(requests closed: sal, larry, ash)

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[leighsartworks216]

Markiplier Egos Masterlist

I have too many links on my main masterlist lol

Main Masterlist

AO3

Request Rules

Tag List Form

The Host

Please Stay - The Host x gn!reader

Warnings: hurt/comfort, lots of blood, wound descriptions, implied self-h*rm, awkwardness, just sorta the beginning stages of a crush so it's really cute

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Help - The Host x gn!reader

Warnings: hurt/comfort, depression, intrusive thoughts

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Friendship - The Host x gn!reader

Warnings: none

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Cuddles - The Host x gn!reader (platonic)

Warnings: swearing, anxiety, awkwardness

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“Did you sleep well?” Headcanons - The Host x gn!reader

Warnings: none

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Wilford Warfstache

Blanket Thief - Wilford x gn!reader

Warnings: none, just pure fluff

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Scary Movie Night - Wilford x gn!reader

Warnings: broken glass, panic attack, swearing, hurt/comfort but mostly fluff

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Wilf Welcoming You Back Home Headcanons - Wilford x gn!reader

Warnings: mentions of food and drink

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Yancy

Pet - Yancy x gn!reader

Warnings: swearing, reader is angy, bad accents

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Parole - Yancy x gn!reader

Warnings: cat

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My Handsome Guy - trans!Yancy x transmasc!reader

Warnings: dysphoria (not explicit), Yancy calls you “doll” in a gender neutral way, period stuff

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Breakfast - Yancy x gn!reader

Warnings: swearing, slight paranoia (?), slight abandonment issues

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Star-gazing - Yancy x gn!reader x Illinois

Warnings: none

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Solitary - Yancy x gn!reader

Warnings: panic attack, claustrophobia, swearing, hurt/comfort

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Hyperfixations - Yancy x autistic!gn!reader x Illinois

Warnings: slight swearing???, fluff

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Darkiplier

Just a Little Dark Drabble - Dark x gn!reader

Warnings: none

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A Thousand Awful Days - Dark x transmasc!reader

Warnings: dysphoria, swearing, fluff

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Overwhelmed - Part 2 - Dark x (implied) autistic!gn!reader

Warnings: overstimulation/sensory overload, being nonverbal, zoning out, swearing, can be read as platonic

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Damien and Dark ramble - Damien x gn!reader, Dark x gn!reader

Warnings: none

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Grief - Dark x gn!reader

Warnings: grieving, depression, loss of a pet

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Period Pains - Dark x AFAB!reader

Warnings: talk of period stuff that may cause dysphoria

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Trauma (Songfic) - Dark x DA!reader, Damien x DA!reader

Warnings: angst

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Birthday Wishes - Dark x DA!reader

Warnings: mentions of purgatory, fire/matches and a knife

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Dark Drabble - Dark x DA!reader

Warnings: none

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Just A Child - Dark & teenage!gn!reader (platonic)

Warnings: Actor is a creep (implied), hurt/comfort themes

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Panic Attack Comfort Headcanons - Dark x gn!reader

Warnings: panic attack (obvi), mostly fluff

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Pretty Boy - King!Dark x masc!reader

Warnings: things get a little spicy 😳

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Gone, I’m Gone (Songfic) - Dark/Damien x DA!reader

Warnings: explicit descriptions of blood, broken bones, starvation and dehydration, swearing, manipulation, extreme angst

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Papers (Songfic) - Dark/Damien x DA!reader

Warnings: Actor is an asshole, angst, hurt/no comfort, mentions of some events from WKM

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Illinois

Of Cowboys, Cave Ins, and Crushes - Illinois x gn!reader

Warnings: being trapped in a small area, death, minor injuries that are not explicitly described

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Partner - Illinois x gn!reader

Warnings: none

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Free of Charge - Illinois x gn!reader

Warnings: illness, swearing, hurt/comfort

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Reckless - Illinois x gn!reader

Warnings: death, blood, injury, swearing, ANGST

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Family Reunion - Illinois, no reader

Warnings: none

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Stay Safe - Illinois x gn!reader

Warnings: swearing

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Star-gazing - Illinois x gn!reader x Yancy

Warnings: none

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Careful Not To Fall In Love - Illinois & Indiana Jones

Warnings: none

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Hyperfixations - Illinois x autistic!gn!reader x Yancy

Warnings, slight swearing??, fluff

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Damien

Midnight, The Stars and You (Songfic Kinda) - Damien x fem!reader

Warnings: none

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Damien and Dark ramble - Damien x gn!reader, Dark x gn!reader

Warnings: none

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Trauma (Songfic) - Dark x DA!reader, Damien x DA!reader

Warnings: angst

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Gone, I’m Gone (Songfic) - Damien/Dark x DA!reader

Warnings: explicit descriptions of blood, broken bones, starvation and dehydration, swearing, manipulation, extreme angst

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Sodomy - Damien x male!DA!reader

Warnings: internalized homophobia, religious trauma, hinted emotionally abusive parents, sodomy laws

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Papers (Songfic) - Damien/Dark x DA!reader

Warnings: Actor is an asshole, angst, hurt/no comfort, mentions of some events from WKM

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Googleplier

Hug - Google x gn!reader

Warnings: none

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Reader Who Can’t Spell Headcanons - Google x gn!reader

Warnings: none

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First Kiss Headcanons - Google x gn!reader

Warnings: none

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ISWM

You’re Not The Captain AU

One - Two - Three - Four - Five - Six - Seven - Eight - Ficlet

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You’re Another Engineer AU

One

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Captain’s Log - Ficlet - Addition

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Dogs in Space Headcanons - ISWM Crew + Captain!reader (Slight Captaineer)

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Engineer Mark

Kiss It Better - Engineer Mark x gn!reader

Warnings: minor injury, but mostly just fluff

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Captain, My Captain - Engineer Mark x AFAB!reader

Warnings: period fic, cramps, swearing

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In My Solitude (Songfic) - Engineer Mark x gn!reader

Warnings: loneliness, depression, possible su*c*dal thought (written in red text just in case), death, heavy angst, maybe a little fluffy at the end but like a sad fluffy

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I Missed You - Engineer Mark x transmasc!reader

Warnings: being (unintentionally) misgendered

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#1 Captain - Engineer Mark x gn!reader

Warnings: angst, hurt/comfort

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Your Captain - Engineer Mark x gn!reader

Warnings: angst, hurt/comfort, loss of identity, overworking

[spicy-moths]

Welcome!

You may know me from my SFW blog @mothgodofchaos. Here is an adult space where anyone with no age/underage in their bio will be blocked. If you want SFW content, go to my other blog.

As of right now, I have no intention on doing requests on here. If you don't have a way to contact me that isn't through here, you don't have the right to make a request. I will do whatever sin comes to mind, and it's probably going to be targeted at a specific person. However, you are still welcome to send in thoughts or ideas you've been rotating, and I may answer them with a little drabble. That is to my discretion.

Additionally, as is with my SFW blog, I do not do RP content of any type, especially not through Tumblr.

DNI if you are a minor or an ageless blog.

All kinks and such will be in the warnings. Pay attention to what is there, and simply do not read something if you're not into it. It's not that deep.

Shit I will not write: underage, preg/childbirth, age play, bestiality, SH, incest, WS/scat, hard pet play, rape

Consent is sexy, y'all.

Masterlist Headcanons Recommendations

Kinktober 2024 Tags and Cheat Sheet below:

Actor: #sassy snakelet Author: #bratty batter Bing: #switchy sunshine droid Damien: #pouty politician Darkiplier: #monochromatic master Engineer: #sexy space subordinate Google: #sixteen wires Heehoo: #fifteen foot hunter Heist!Mark: #stealin' slut Illinois: #crass cave explorer Murdoch: #meat sword stabber Necromancer: #mystic crystal cuffs Night: #down and dirty deity Wilford: #cotton candy cunt Yancy: #restraint repurposer

Antisepticeye: #kinky knifey boy Jackieboy Man: #super hottie hero Marvin: #magic finger man Robbie: #fiendish fucker

GN!Reader: no particular anatomy or gendered language is specified AFAB!Reader: reader has a cunt, no gendered language is used AMAB!Reader: reader has a dick, no gendered language is used F!Reader: reader has a cunt and femme gendered language is used M!Reader: reader has a dick and masc gendered language is used

I have nothing against writing any form of trans smut, but as I’m writing this for my own entertainment, I will probably only write it if a friend requests it.

[otterlyinluv]

A day in the life of a Darkiplier

A/N: A little drabble I did during Creative Writing when we were supposed to write a diary entry of a character, and I chose Dark! (Who's thinking of the DA as usual)

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October 18th, 20XX

Today was a day like any other. The weather matched my dull mood with its grey skies and light rain. It reminded me of them...

I spent the day cooped up in my office dealing with research as usual, hearing the other ego's escapades when I took a break from staring at the computer for too long.

Wilford did try to persuade me to eat something for lunch, but I refused, as always. After about 10 minutes, I heard a knock at the door. Not bothering to look up from my computer, I heard soft, tentative steps and a tray of food put on my table. I looked up only when they were about to leave. A small smile, and then they closed the door. I ate the food. Maybe I was actually hungry... but maybe it was because of them.

I spent the rest of the day working, and I couldn't help but smile when I looked at the empty plate once in a while.

[mane--attraction]

Ah yes, my very late "year in review post" whoops lol (MINORS DNI)

I posted 25 times in 2022

That's 13 more posts than 2021!

18 posts created (72%)

7 posts reblogged (28%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@umbral-archives

@westanthewaterman

@weirdlyhornyforegos

I tagged 25 of my posts in 2022

#gender neutral reader - 9 posts

#mun speaks - 8 posts

#lemon - 8 posts

#x reader - 8 posts

#minors dni - 6 posts

#gn reader - 4 posts

#murdock x reader - 4 posts

#lemonish - 3 posts

#darkiplier x reader - 3 posts

#mun answers - 3 posts

Longest Tag: 130 characters

#okay after thinking about it you may have mentioned the idea as a fic at one point (cuz i know it was brought up for rp) but still

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Murderplier/Murdoch spicy headcanons - MINORS DNI

A/N I’ve been holding onto these since... May 5th? Damn lol forgot about them until literally today when I’m making this post. >:P Under read more just in case. 

CW: knifes, murder mention, blood mention, gender neutral but there is a period mention (if I need more warnings, let me know)

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58 notes - Posted July 21, 2022

#4

A/N: I wrote this at 3am don't look at me

MINORS DNI

Murdock has a habit.

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58 notes - Posted November 8, 2022

#3

"Perhaps you are tired of me repeating myself over..."

One spank. You yelp with a jolt.

"...and over..."

Another spank, another cry from you. You swear that slap was harder.

"...and over again," he growls into your ear as he gives one more and you hiss in pain, even as a shudder runs down your spine.

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79 notes - Posted February 1, 2022

#2

Technically

(A/N: This has been languishing for a while cuz despite being a drabble I got stuck really quickly; I couldn’t figure out how to make what I wrote mesh with the idea of “someone comes to the door” without it feeling unnecessary. Ah well, another time, mayhaps. Anyway, enjoy~)

(minors dni)

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Technically, the head engineer should bunk near the engines, in case of an issue. Technically, in addition to being closer to the bridge, the captain's quarters only have room for one.

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147 notes - Posted September 2, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

How they would react to you tying yourself up in ribbon as a gift for them: Actor and Dark

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157 notes - Posted January 5, 2022

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(posts edited down for length and also to hide most of the naughty stuff lol. also for some reason this recap post removed the read more from everything so the entire post was slapped in there)

What a year! I know I'm (very) late with posting this, but I only refound this recap thing in the last few days of 2022 and then I got busy. My most popular post was the one towards the beginning of the year, and I actually reblogged stuff to this blog that wasn't just that one gifset! Whodathunk! The top five has a pretty good range, which I'm happy about. Thank you to everyone in particular who reblogged stuff and added tags, I appreciate those notes the most. And also those asks, hehe. I live for the yelling at me in my inbox and the tags. Who knows what this year will bring~~ >:3

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[yuckie-obsessive]

Door

I keep hitting you guys with drabbles but I’M NOT SORRY

Was thinking of the door video and the whole meme about “it says dark too many times for it to not be a coincidence” so there’s the initial prompt.

I’m also very mad that I decided to post this and not edit like I’m zooted, my apologies

Darkiplier x Reader (gender neutral)

Set up: the nightly tapping from your closet door has finally driven you insane. Previously, every time you opened it you only saw the normal inner closet. Tonight was going to be different. A voice accompanied the tapping.

~★~

“Hey there… I’m sorry it’s been a rough couple of nights, but would you please open the door for me?”

You really weren’t expecting a voice. You wanted so desperately to chalk it up to just something in your walls. But what the heck do you do now? There’s a person in your closet.

“I realize the ridiculousness of all of this, but I would really appreciate it if you let me in.”

Something about that last part gave you chills. Shock was keeping you rooted to your bed.

“Hello? (Y/n)… I know you’re there… please open the door.”

How the hell did they know your name? The knob shook, but reacted as if it was locked. It was all the more terrifying that you could physically see it reacting to an unseen force.

“Nothing bad will happen, I promise. In fact, there’s a lot I can give you… if you open this door.”

The knob jiggled again.

“I can make your wildest dreams come true. Anything your heart desires, name it and I can provide. All I ask in return is to Let. Me. In. Simple as that.”

If fear didn’t drive you, then it was the overwhelming feeling of curiosity that moved you from your bed.

“Please… I’m really not asking for much.”

Your feet softly padded across the floor as you neared your closet. This was insane. Why were you even struggling to decide on this? You should’ve run out of the room by now. But you were still here, now standing in front of it.

“I’m not a scary guy, honest! You can trust me… after all, you are the only one who can open this door here,” he demonstrated by once again jiggling the knob. “You have total power. I’m just politely asking that you open it… please.”

Your shaky hand hesitated on the knob, then grasped it to turn it completely. There was a moment of silent pause. You let the door slowly swing open to find a wall of darkness. You took a step back in surprise.

Suddenly a pair of arms shot out and grabbed ahold of you and pulled you in, causing you to crash against something solid. The door slammed behind you and the darkness overwhelmed your vision. You tried desperately to free yourself of the hold you were in. A low chuckle next to your ear made you freeze.

“I can’t believe that worked.”

[septic-dr-schneep]

@whumpril Day 24: No Time to Rest

“Predictions for the conversation ahead of us, Host?” Dark prompted, arms folded, aura lashing expectantly.

Pressing the heels of stiff hands into his old bandages, the Host sighed. The air smacked of dried blood and stale coffee. “Dark will sardonically ask if the Host plans to sleep anytime within the week. The Host will retort that his visions cannot be postponed.”

“Recordkeeping can.”

“If the Host was confident of that, he would have retired of his own volition forty-eight hours ago. Dark, however, feels some measure of responsibility and control over his friend, and is capable of…more manipulative methods to put him down without resistance.”

“Is that a request?”

“…An observation.” His head was already so heavy with the pressure of future flashes, Dark’s intrusion sounded soothing by comparison.

“Well, then…” Dark’s whisper was suddenly, startlingly close, his hand already kneading at a knot in the Host’s drooping shoulder. “Observe.”

[skiiesofray]

"Hello, are you expecting the end as well?"

✧ Jay, 22 years old, English is not my native language

✧ he/they

✧ trans & demisexual

✧ a reminder!! my creative wave aren't as.. stable so expect me to be gone at random times

"Don't expect me to talk with those people."

✧ this is a 18+ account so MINORS FOR FUCK SAKE DNI

✧ fem-aligned/ageless/blank accounts DNI

✧ racists, homophobic, transphobic, and overall just dirtbags DNI

"Now we got to know each other, some advice."

✧ you can request, I can write smut & fluffs

✧ but bare with me as I don't have any beta readers

✧ that aside, I won't write: scat, noncon, anything to do with incest (whether stepfamily or cousins even), forced fem (consent is important!) bloodplay, or knifeplay

✧ im pretty much okay with anything else, and if there's a request that is to my dislike, I will ignore

"These are my favourite, what do you think?"

✧ COD: John Price, Simon Ghost Riley, Soap McTavish, Kyle Gaz Garrick, König, Phillips Graves, Alejandro, Rodolfo Parras

✧ MCU: Head Engineer Mark, Actor Mark, Illinois, Darkiplier

✧ Ghostbusters: Ray Stantz, Peter Venkman, Egon Spengler, Winston Zeddmore

✧ Marvel: Tony Stark, Wolverine/Logan Howlett, Deadpool

✧ The Boys: Homelander, Soldier Boy, A-Train, The Deep

✧ Will add on in the future!!

"Where's the knife? Oh, it's in the second pocket in the bag."

✧ colourswrites - requested fics | colourstalk - drabbles/spitballs | coloursthought - ideas on a topic | wherecolours - answers anon |

"I have some goods, you wanna look?"

✧ Masterlist coming soon!!

"I hope you and I will survive the world, have hope."

[emptynarration]

Oohh that's pretty cool! Maybe I'll go give some of your storys a reading. (Ya, sorry to say but I haven't really read anything you posted on ao3) are there any story's you'd recommend reading that talks about Hosts story and how he came to be? I know you pretty much already gave me a gist of Host's story, which by the way, is really flipping cool! But I'd also like to read something when you go a little more into detail ^^

Yep I'm pretty familiar with Coraline. The whole thing of putting buttons in place of eyes kind of freaks me out a bit, but it's still a really good movie. (Haven't seen it in a few years. Maybe I should give it a watch some time soon)

The though of ego dolls in that style sounds pretty cool. all I can think about is a doll darkiplier that looks like that. I kind of wanna make one now lol.

No worries about it! I do write mostly nsfw nowadays after all haha

But (here's) all fics of author turning into host, and (this one) in particular is the one where author gets possessed by a god haha

There's also, if you're interested, my "Host has eyes" AU that has the same premise (god possessing author) so it's like an AU of that story. you can find it (here) and the entire series (here) -though most of it is. porn. but the first couple fics arent jhljklk

coraline was such a good movie, i should watch it again some day too haha

right? i always loved the look of that doll and thought it would look cool for the egos haha i think i wrote a drabble on tumblr about author making his own doll and then as host changing the doll to be host...

[rat-that-writes]

Darling, You Should Have Asked | Darkiplier x Reader

a/n: wow i actually wrote something other than headcanons look at me :) this is set so dark and reader aren’t in a relationship, but there’s been some flirting from his end and tension on both ends >:) also idrk what the living situation is bc i originally wrote this as if they were already together but then changed my mind half way through lol

MINORS DNI. YOU WILL GET BLOCKED.

tw: poorly written sexual tension, nothing explicit but there’s moaning sort of (?)

Lounging on plush cushions with a book resting in your hands, you flipped the pages absentmindedly. You had given up trying to focus on the words on the page a long time ago. Too many things were on your mind, one of which just so happened to stroll into the living room.

Dressed in his signature black suit and crisp white button-up, your demonic friend hastily walked into the living room, looking for his phone which he had forgotten to take with him when he left fifteen minutes ago. Your eyes left your book as it rested atop your chest, following his figure and admiring his movements. 

As he searched the coffee table drawers, you admired the way his hands moved and flexed, showing off the veins that climb up his strong arms like vines. Just thinking about him made you flustered, mind already falling into a daydream right there and then. 

Trailing slowly down your body, his large hands felt your goosebumps rise when you felt his breath fan over your throat as he grazed his pointed teeth along your skin. There was something so primal about the way he looked at you, the way his grip on you tightened when you brushed your lips over his shoulder.

He says your name, deep voice strained but dripping with ecstasy. You can hear him saying it again, again, again, getting louder each time. This is starting to feel less and less like a dream.

“Y/N?”

A wave of heat creeps over your face as you realise you’ve been staring blankly at him the whole time. You can tell he’s amused by the face he’s making and the way he walks over to the loveseat you’re laying on. Heart beating so loud you’re sure he can hear it, 

Crouching down beside you, he reaches his hand out to cradle your cheek. He can definitely feel how hot it is. Your breathing is heavy, he can definitely feel that too. His thumb ghosts over your bottom lip, pulling it slightly. His eyes feel heavy on you, looking into yours so intensely you can’t even read his expression. Suddenly, he pulls his hand away. A slight frown graces your lips whilst he straightens his suit jacket and looks down at you, lips curled into a grin and eyes hooded.

“Darling,” he starts, noting the look on your face when he calls you that, “if you wanted me to do all that to you, then you should have just asked.”