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[askvectorprime]

Dear, Vector Prime.

Are there other Transformers that transform into deer besides Scrapper? I would like to know the female ones if possible.

Dear Antler Appreciator,

The Scrapper you mention is far from the only one. Some non-Hybridizer incarnations of Thunderhoof turn into deer. The Autobot Herne, when outside of his Pretender shell, transformed into an electro-elk—as did Sero, a Maximal Resistance member who underwent the Beast Upgrade. Now that you mention it, it’s curious that of all the individuals who come to mind, from across the multiverse, not one of them is female. I wonder if there is some underlying metaphysical principle that precludes the adoption of the doe as an alternate form…

This reminds me of a story, which—if my chronometer is to be trusted—should be seasonally-appropriate. Gather around the energon furnace, and I will tell you of the time Sky-Byte learned the meaning of Christmas.

Between schemes, Sky-Byte’s personal mission to understand human literature was well underway. Having already enjoyed A Tale of Two Cities, he next set his sights on that seminal classic, A Christmas Carol. So moved by it was he, that Sky-Byte was inspired to spread the “Christmas Spirit” to his fellow Predacons—and thus he enlisted the help of Slapper, Gas Skunk and Dark Scream, to play the role of the three spirits in his own re-enactment… and as for the miserly Ebenezer Scrooge, why, that part would be played by none other than Megatron, of course.

The production went about as well as you might expect. Nevertheless, having been alerted to the magical properties of the “Christmas Spirit”, Megatron couldn’t help but covet this power for himself. He turned once more to Doctor Onishi’s memories, and in doing so, learned of the existence of the being known as “Santa Claus”.

Megatron reasoned that Santa Claus was the being who commanded the Christmas Spirit, and plotted to hijack the holiday. That night, he travelled to the North Pole to lie in wait… and when the sleigh appeared, he used his flying hand mode to snatch Santa Claus and all the presents! Having stolen Santa's list, he checked it twice, identifying the nicest humans with the most Christmas Spirit to take. On the back of the sleigh, he mounted the Predacons’ psycho-probe, which had been modified to absorb this psychic energy, stealing the hopes and dreams of children asleep in their beds. Dragging it behind him, Megatron changed into his reindeer mode… and took flight.

On Christmas morning, the Autobots were surprised to find a miserable Koji Onishi, who didn't even want to get out of bed to open the Autobots’ gifts. Their attempts to cheer him up only irritated him further. X-Brawn wondered if Koji was upset to be spending Christmas without his father, but Side Burn couldn’t shake the feeling that something was wrong…

Meanwhile, at the Megastar, Sky-Byte had been left to guard Santa Claus—as Predacon intelligence suggested the old man had a preternatural ability to break in and out of buildings unnoticed. But when Santa Claus revealed to Sky-Byte that his name was near the very top of the naughty list, the Predacon shark had a crisis of conscience. He sent out a transmission, which was received by T-AI at Autobot HQ, to warn them of Megatron's scheme.

Unfortunately, the number of humans affected by the psycho-probe was rapidly snowballing, causing a wave of humbuggery that would give even old Scrooge himself pause. Combined with Santa's magical sleigh, Megatron was moving faster than the Autobots could possibly keep up with! Only Rail Racer stood a chance of catching him, but Team Bullet Train was off-duty, as trains don’t run on Christmas Day. Thinking quickly, the Build Team modified the Global Space Bridge to lock onto Megatron and trap him in the transwarp field, allowing Prime and the Autobot Brothers to intercept. Cornered, Megatron needed more power if he was going to stand a chance—and unfortunately for the Autobots, the Christmas Spirit had unlimited power to give. Absorbing the stolen energy into himself, he supercharged his body into a menacingly festive new form, decked out all in red and gold. The victory he had chased for so long was finally within reach. The Autobots always got what they wanted. Why shouldn’t he?

Koji shouted to Megatron that he would never understand the meaning of Christmas. After all, it’s not about getting what you want—it’s about giving to others. But Megatron only let out a wickedly jolly laugh, for he did indeed have something for the Autobots… and with that, he began to charge his devastating Cutter Beam. Koji begged for him to listen. All the young boy wanted was to spend Christmas with friends and family—to see his father again, to have just one day without fighting. Why should such a dream be impossible? If only he promised to stop fighting, even Megatron would be welcome at their table.

And though Megatron laughed, some part of this warm sentiment touched his icy spark. It triggered a chain reaction in the Christmas Spirit coursing through his circuitry, which fought with his natural evil impulses… before finally exploding. Free once more, the Christmas Spirit returned to all the good little girls and boys. Bitterly, Megatron asked Koji if he had truly meant it. But before the boy could respond, Megatron saw a rift in the transwarp, and took his chance to retreat. Optimus Prime thanked Koji, and renewed his promise to rescue Doctor Onishi—though he regretted that they had not stopped Megatron sooner, and that all the children would be waking up without presents…

When Megatron arrived back at the Megastar, he was furious to discover that Santa Claus had vanished—and Sky-Byte, too! Meanwhile, all over the world, children found gifts had mysteriously arrived under their trees. A little girl looked out of her window, and caught a glimpse of a bearded man in a big red sleigh… pulled by a flying shark.

Merry Christmas, everyone.

[weirdlookindog]

Clive Barker (b. 1952) - Three Screaming Heads, 1993

[bighitfics]

jungkook oneshots that I will keep re-reading till the end of time!

(a much needed recommendation) ִ ࣪𖤐

The Broken Vow ୨ৎ by @lleldey

— major angst, teeny bit of fluff, yandere husband jungkook.

(this is an eight star, no doubt! i’ve read it nine times already)

When She Loved Me ✦ by @jungkookstatts

— angst, fluff, and more angst, triple the angst.

(reading this is like drinking poisoned honey, this has to be both my villain origin story & guilty pleasure fic)

Champange Confetti ִ ࣪𖤐 by @pennyellee

— dark romance, smut, porn with plot, 90s.

(gawd this was the perfect blend of everything and the accurate references of the 90s just made it more perfect than it already is)

I Love You Too ✧₊⁺ by @smileyoongle

— therapist!jk, found family, angst, healing, second chances.

(sceaming, blushing, giggling, sliding down the door, he’s so disgustingly sweet in this!) 😮‍💨🤌🏼

Unwaveringly Forever ⭑ by @loststarxox

— alcoholic jk, self destructive, healing/comfort, established relationship, found family <3 (i have a soft spot for this jungkook, this precious being must be protected at all cost! ps : he’s lowkey segci asf in this from the way he clings to her, to needing her by his side all the time even tho he’s drunk as hell *sighs* my dream man)

Slow And Steady ౨ৎ by @yoonia

— painter jungkook, infidelity, smut, angst.

(this women never misses with her 10/10 plotline, her ridiculous 100/10 writing skills & her ability to bring the scenes alive! mad talent)

Tempest ⭑.ᐟ by @kooktrash

— yandere boyfriend, romance, established relationship.

(obsessed is an understatement, she writes jk the best)

Fifth Wish ʚɞ ⁺˖ ⸝⸝ by @jiminrings

— bodyguard!au, fake dating, angst, fluff.

(this is girl breakfast, girl lunch and girl dinner! i can scream ab it all day!)

Kaiho 𓍯𓂃 by @99liners

— marriage au, age gap, controlling husband jk, trophy wife reader. (screaming, wailing, barking for toxic tsundere husband jk. i need therapy ya’ll)

What was I made for? ☽ by @spideyjimin

— strangers to lovers, soldier jungkook, angst, fluff.

(he’s so dreamy in this, oh how i pray to be loved like this)

Stars Behind Waves 𓇼 by @taegularities

— estranged best friends to lovers, fluff, smut.

(im wordless, this was too good to be true)

Rock God ⊹ ˖ by @venusjeon

— 80s au, angst, smut, humour, fluff, s2f2l.

(such a refreshing plotline, writing is top tier!)

Definition Of Love 𐙚 by @sparklingchim

— established relationship, fluff, smut.

(if there was one fic i could hug i’d hug this one)

Secret Crime ⋆⑅˚₊ by @kimnjss

— fwb (with feelings), smut, angst.

(the smut was so well executed, it got me all heated)

Night After Night ⊹₊ ⋆ by @brown-bi-beautiful

— fuckboy jungkook, exes to lovers, cute simp (red flag) jungkook.

(literally seven mv storyline executed and written in the best way possible i read it a countless time, tbh she did it even better!)

have a good read girlies <3

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[robintherobiner]

I like to imagine Bruce hates guns. i dont think its like "flashback/panic attack" level considering he lives in gothams and he probably hears/sees guns every night and he probably trained himself to not flinch at them.

But i think he hates them. its why he never talks about Alfred willingness to kill, because that would mean acknowledging that there are guns hidden in his house. he and Kate have arguments about it every month. He refuses to let Jason into the cave unless he leaves his guns outside.

And none of the kids figure it out for years until one day, Bruce is sick and sleep deprived and walks in on the kids watching an action movie. theres a gunshot and Bruce just screams. he's too sick to think straight, he's too busy being teleported back to being 8 years old with blood on his suit. he' sceaming and crying and all of his kids are panicking because wtf-whats-wrong-with-him??!?!?

Alfred comes rushing in and whispers "Master Bruce, it's alright. Come back to me, dear boy. You are in the manor. You are fourty years old. You are alright. Open your eyes, it is not dark, you are not in the alley."

All the kids silently watch as their dad, the strong brave batman, sobs in Alfred's arms, begging, "Alfred, I want mom and dad. Please, you have to help them. They're bleeding, Alf. Make it stop."

[orikiys]

✿ ✿ 〞 horror room escape

✰ pairings : ot9!skz × gn!reader

✰ genre : crack + fluff

✰ word count: 1.4k + words

౨₊ৎ chan

he cares about you so much and promises that he will protect you but the moment he spots something spooky he needed to save himself first

ends up abandoning you somewhere and a few minutes later the realisation hits him. sneakily looks around for you and the moment he sees you he's gonna throw you over his shoulders and run

"why do you work out when you can't even fight?" changbin's wise words

will definitely hide behind you and let out that loud squeak upon sensing some movement

in the end, both of you have your hands clutched together so tight that I swear the blood circulation has stopped

will apologize later constantly hugging you and kissing your face

౨₊ৎ minho

fearless guy for real

will be so cocky, "say please?" "how much do you love me?"

gets scared when you scream and ends up screaming as well

is the one to scare you. suppose you're walking ahead of him he'll purposely go the other way round and sneak up on you scaring you to the death

will also be the type to record you screaming and will later blackmail you using that video to get anything done

but the moment you do the same to him he will be so dramatic

won't let you hold his hand saying he'll get germs on him

will purposely put you in front when someone appears making you almost cling on to him in fear

you both manage to get out pretty quickly but the moment you do, you're both back to the sulking face. will probably cross arms over chests and pouts.

you've learned enough habits from him now.

he's made you a carbon copy of him

౨₊ৎ changbin

changbin will go all protective mode on you

he'll probably hide you behind his back or keep his hand on your waist and lead you safely. he will peek into the hallway and drag you

if a zombie appears in front of you he will try and shoo the zombie away

target locked

the zombie ends up chasing you both and you swear you've never seen changbin run so fast

you both will probably end up arguing on which room to explore first

both end up going separate ways

baby changbin comes running to you not even a minute later and follows you everywhere carefully glancing around

this is gonna be one hell of a chaotic escape with him

almost swears out loud if he sees something move

the boys will probably be able to hear your mixed screams and sometimes get confused because changbin's screams are way too high pitched

౨₊ৎ hyunjin

should've thought twice before going with him

this guy won't hesitate to sceam at the top of his lungs the moment he hears something- turns out it's just the window creaking due to the wind

"why did I even agree coming here with you?"

falls to the floor dramatically upon seeing a weird looking doll

hyunjin would be so jumpy throughout the entire time and will be pretty dramatic of loud noises or jump scares

will brag that the zombie didn't chase him but chased you

is the type to hold his breath and peek open one eye when opening something or entering a room

tries to do a roblox dance in the hallway but screams and fake cries when he sees something running towards him

man is so flexible he manages to climb and sit on a cupboard at the very top

you would look at him astonished making him grin

in the end, he helps you up anyway and you both stay in the same position for about 30 minutes when the staff comes and tells you both to get down

happily sways your hand and mocks the ghost actors when they can't chase you both

brags to other saying he scared the ghosts and they let him go

౨₊ৎ han

the type to start singing when he panics

will utter absolute nonsense upon spotting ghosts

is also a backstabber like lee know

will scare you to death by making howling noises or telling you fake horror stories

he's such a big fan of horror that he already knows the next move

"that doll will start singing now"

"that bat will probably move from one to end to the other"

"the zombie will sneak up from the dark corners, be careful"

he does end up being right every SINGLE time

will drape his arms on your shoulder and walk as if he's in a runway till he spots a ghost sitting at the corner

eyes widen and jaw dropped, he will drag you and run as fast as he can

you both end up finding some clues to escape

this man has guts. and when I tell you that I mean that he will try and scare the ghost or will run behind the ghost. rhe moment the ghost stops playing with him he will let out a shrill scream and call you out frantically trying to get rid of the ghost behind him

ends up flinching twice even though he said this won't scare him

loses the bet to you on who will scream the most

will probably end up with a sore throat from screaming but will take you out for ice cream later

౨₊ৎ felix

gets so scared it isn't even funny

will try to stall time just as you are about to enter

will clutch the hem of your shirt and hides his face in your back/ neck upon witnessing the most horrid creature he ever did. mind you that creature was a fake ghost.

ends up crying a bit when the ghost chases him or when you both get separated 🥺🥺

don't. I repeat don't leave this baby all alone! stay by his side at all times!!

you will probably end your rubbing his back and reassuring that it's just a ghost

most likely to sit down on the floor in fear / shock

qnd when he sees you recording him will brush his clothes and stand up acting all confident

you are his knight in shining armor

will probably sacrifice you by standing behind you and pushing you in each room or to check if the coast is clear

ends up buying you everything you want just so you don't leak anything that occured today

"forget everything that happened today okay?" will constantly keep reminding you this and be sure to not try any pranks for at least a month?

no, that's too long for him. maybe two weeks of peace?

౨₊ৎ seungmin

this man hates jump scares

whenever he gets scared he will probably try to divert his mind by either looking somewhere else or by teasing you

won't say it out aloud since it was your idea to try the escape rooms and he knows how much you love them

will smile weakly but he's internally crying and will NEVER let you plan a date

a DATE? with ghosts? yeah that's not a good idea if you're dating seungmin

as you both continue to try and escape by now you realize that he hates it

he would feel guilty when you feel guilty

will end up reassuring you that he's alright

in the end both of you scaredy cats cling onto each other and practically sprint to the exit

you will probably have to pamper him later with food and love

otherwise get ready to face the darkest days of your life ( with his sarcasm ofc )

౨₊ৎ jeongin

he might not be as fazed upon seeing the ghosts as he is inside the dark rooms

will whine when you try to get away from him

hugs you from the side and the pressure is TOO hard that you can't breathe

you will have to waddle along with him since he won't let go of you anytime sooner

the moment you escape the room he'll hide you in his arms and strut out confidently

jeongin hides his face in your shoulder, peeking one eye out occasionally to check on what’s happening when he gets too swayed away thinking that the ghosts are way too real. he would get nervous easily when the ghost would chase you both and would cling on to you for his dear life

he trusts you so much !!!

jeongin squeals at the sound of the pennywise cackling or whenever he would accidentally knock something down, and buries his face into your neck. “y/n!”

thank you so much for reading up till here! I hope you liked it : )

[unnervinglyferal]

Lost my shit at the grocery store today. Baby's first trip outside without her mother, me and her great-grandma took the baby along to get groceries to give my girlfriend a break and some peaceful alone time. So I had the baby in the stroller right next to me at the store, picked up a jar of sauce from the shelf and tried to read through the ingredient list to see if it's kosher enough. The stroller was in my blind spot for maybe five fucking seconds. And I look up and some old hag has her entire fucking head in there, reaching for the baby.

And I don't fucking have strangers touching my fucking child.

So I told her to get the fuck out of there and I'll be honest I was not fucking nice about it. Immediately she started wailing that she's never done anything wrong in her life and that she wasn't even doing anything, and didn't seem to register that lying right at my face wasn't helping shit. And since we were both yelling, that startled the baby and she started crying too.

Security guy showed up to see what the fuck this is about and the old hag kept wailing on top of me about how nobody has ever been this cruel to her, while I was trying to explain that this bitch shoved her whole fucking head in my child's stroller, and the baby was still sceaming too so obviously he couldn't make sense of any of it. When I reached for the stroller to pick my daughter up to calm her down, the security guy took half a step and raised his hand like he had wanted to stop me. If he had put that hand on my shoulder like he meant to, I swear to G-d I would've fucking bit him.

My girlfriend's great-grandma had apparently heard the cacophony as soon as the security had, but being 84 it took her a bit longer to reach us. Fortunately she apparently knows this bitch and got her to calm down and shut the fuck up for long enough to explain to the security guy that she knows me, the stroller is ours and the baby is mine, and this aquaintance of hers has a habit of sticking her head into places it doesn't fucking belong.

The security guy looked a bit incredulous about the baby being mine, but dropped the smug look as soon as I got to pick my baby up from the stroller and he had a proper look at her. My daughter's eyes have started getting darker and her baby hair is growing in dark and curly. White finns' babies don't look like that. Even if he hadn't believed that this is my daughter, he'd have no foothold to dispute it. The old hag started lamenting again about what an unfair injustice it was to be so rude and mean to her.

The security guy looked both at me and the hag who had harassed us and told us both to stay away from each other for the rest of our respective errands or he'll have to remove us both. She started again with the complaint that she hadn't done anything wrong, at which point my girlfriend's great-grandma interrupted her, telling her to shut the fuck up - if she keeps walking up to strangers' dogs and kids like that, obviously it's just a matter of time before someone bites her.

[askrobouteguilliman40k]

I got very confused of why Erebus is the most hated character in the Warhammer community?

Sorry for asking it, I recently watching some Warhammer youtube and I still don't getting about the lore of erebus and his character in general)

@soma-akune-shirogane

Erubus as a child, tortured scorpions.

He wanted to join the church to get fat off the power it gives.

He murdered the real Erubus, stole his identity and ran off to another town to become a fat rich priest.

He studied the old faith (chaos)

He latched onto Logar like a tick.

He rose to power, still worshiping the dark gods in secret.

When the Emperor shamed Logar over his Emperor worship, Erebus (with Kor Pharon) turned Logar to chaos.

He stole a weapon that could kill a Primarch.

He gave that weapon to a man he corrupted to Nurgal.

Said Nurgal corrupted follower mortally wounded Horus.

He convinces the Sons of Horus to take their Primarch to a chaos temple to heal him.

He convinces Horus to join chaos and rebel against the Imperium.

And this is what I remember off the top of my head.

The guy is a shit stain villain..... Who has yet to get his comeuppance..... He is still alive and sceaming in 40k.

[howlingday]

Nora & the Valkyries: Thunderstruck

Imagine a world where instead of being Hunstmen and slaying Grimm, Jaune and his friends are "killing it" in a Battle of the Bands-centric world.

He just so happened to get roped into the one called "Nora & the Valkyries" with a REALLY CUTE lead...

...who is completely OBLIVIOUS to how she makes him feel!!!

Jaune just tries to shrug it off at first and doesn't even realize how bad he has it for her until their first debut...

Meanwhile, Ren's the smuggest little drummer boy because he totally called it, and is still figuring out how to ship them.

How do you imagine it playing out?

Youtube Inspiration/Reference

https://youtube.com/shorts/lJ6XAjZFtyc?feature=share

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Aw~! This sounds adorable! I approve!

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Jaune panted as he finished his set. The crowd was roaring with excitement. He'd never felt so alive. His heart was pounding somewhere between two hundred to a thousand miles a minute, and there was only one girl to blame.

"Thank you, Vale! Good night!" Nora shouted into her microphone, fist pumping to the crowd as they sceamed her name. She reset the mic and skipped off to the back-stage. Jaune followed into her to the dark as he lifted her knees with every step, just like he did when they first met.

Jaune was miserable before. The girl he tried to woo with his guitar skills left her less than impressed and him with a broken heart. But he wasn't to be deterred so easily in his love pursuit, so he looked online for anyone who needed a guitar player. That was when he found 'Nora & The Valkyries,' a band for, as Nora put it, 'only the worthy!'

The next morning, he received a call from a soft-spoken young man, and that afternoon, he met the most beautiful angel he would ever meet... But he didn't know that then. What he first met was a very loud, chipper, and scary strong girl who was probably half his size. He auditioned with his guitar, and she... wasn't impressed either.

"Uh, you do know this is a rock band, right?"

"Y-Yeah?"

"So why are you bringing wood to metal audition?"

"...Insulation?" Jaune chuckled.

Nora looked to the other young man there, her manager, who shrugged at her. Nora then beamed.

"I like it!" She jumped from the couch. "Everybody knows trees catch lightning!" She wagged her finger. "You're smart. We need smart around here."

"Hey."

"More smart, Renny." She corrected. "But I think you still need some work. And some actual metal."

"Oh." Jaune slumped his shoulders. "Well, thanks for letting me try."

"No problem!" She grinned. "So what size shirt do you wear?"

"Huh?"

"What size shirt do you wear?" She repeated. "I need to know so I can order the T-shirts!"

"T-shirts?" Jaune did a double take. "W-Wait! You mean... I'm in the band?"

"Duh! Wasn't that obvious?"

Jaune hugged her and tried to pick her up in his excitement. He couldn't, but she could, and did. Since then, Jaune had been one of Nora's Valkyries ever since. It was just him at first, but then came Ruby and Pyrrha, who backed him up as bass and backup vocal, respectively.

Pyrrha and Ruby were about to start packing up backstage when Nora stopped them.

"Hey, hey, whoa!" She waved her arms. "What if the crowd wants an encore?"

"We're not doing an encore, Nora." Pyrrha giggled.

"Why not? Did ypu not hear that crowd? They're just BEGGIN for another dose!"

"We're supposed to stick to the schedule, though." Ruby pointed out. "If we take up Schneiss's time-"

"Ah, who cares about that fuddy-duddy Ice Queen?" Nora waved. "People don't come to a rock concert for a snowstorm. They come out for THE THUNDAH!"

"While I agree with your enthusiasm," Ren said as he entered, "I also agree with Ruby's statement of punctuality. Besides, there is an after-party to attend."

"Fiiiiiine..." Nora groaned, low carrying her drumsticks as she slumped.

"Jaune, a word?"

"Uh, sure." Ren guided him to a corner and spoke in a low voice. Too low for the girls to hear.

"You need to tell her."

"What?! Now?!"

"Either now or soon. Sooner than soon." Ren checked over his shoulder. "You missed a few chords during your last song."

"I did?" Jaune looked over. "Uh, did-"

"I noticed, which means everyone noticed." Ren summarized. "Everyone except..." He nodded to Nora. "But that's just one person. One person who is distracting you."

"She's not-"

"Nora, don't take off your jacket in here!" Jaune whirled around, finding a still jacketed Nora.

"I wasn't gonna! Gosh!"

Jaune looked to Nora, who was packing up her drum set. Her angelic voice carried over her beats without overpowering them, and kept the band rolling as they played. She then handed her case off to two roadies with one hand , while the roadies hefted it with their arms.

"Now, Jaune." He looked to Ren, who held a stern look.

"I... I don't know." Jaune sighed. "What if it doesn't work out and the band breaks up?"

"Did it not work out when Pyrrha asked you out?"

Jaune looked to Pyrrha, who was drinking the rest of her water bottle, before crushing the thin plastic in her hand with a satisfying crunch. He still remembered the tears she cried when he broke things off. "Y-Yeah?"

"Did the band break up?"

"No."

"And who is Pyrrha dating now?"

"She's dating Ruby." Jaune looked over to see Ruby hack and cough as she tried to chug, too, but failed. Pyrrha giggled and patted her back. The two shared a loving look.

"Do you think the band will break up?"

"If it does, it'll be long before those two."

"Exactly, so go ask her."

"I don't-"

"Jaune!" The two looked over to see Nora tapping her foot at them. "What's the holdup? Is Ren picking on you again?"

"Uh," Jaune looked to Ren, then back to Nora, "yes?"

"Well, lecture him later, Renny! We gotta go!" She patted her belly. "There's a pancake buffet in town that serves a full pound flapljack, and they close before midnight!"

"Remember what I said Jaune." Ren walked away, leaving the two alone.

"Uh, Nora?"

"What?" Nora covered her mouth. "You're sick, aren't you?!"

"No, no, I'm... Well, I am, but I don't think it's contagious."

"Okay, fine, but I'm not cleaning up your throw-up." She tapped her chin. "It would explain your screw-up earlier, though."

"Wait, you noticed that?!"

"Duh! Of course I did!" She tapped her brain. "I know everything that happens in this band, Jaune. Even Pyrrha's crush on you, and Ruby's crush on Pyrrha. Nothing slips by me!"

Jaune felt his heart sink. She knew, but she was too nice to let him know she knew. He slumped over and got to work packing his stuff. She knew and she was being too nice.

"Try not to throw up, Jaune." She rubbed his back. "Last thing we need is my second best friend missing the after-party."

Jaune slumped further.

"Aw, c'mon! Don't pout!" She pulled him up, holding him by the shoulders. "Flapjacks, Jaune! A whole pound of them!"

Jaune chuckled. "All right, all right."

"There we go!" She let go of him. "Now come on! If we get there and they're closed, I'm making you cook them for me instead!"

"Sure thing, Nora." She skipped away into the dark once more, and he followed her, same as before.

'Ugh, now that sounds like a bad romance.' Jaune thought.

[myrammmortal]

Chapter 32, Tom Bombadil was a mistake! His parents said so!

AN: I sed stup fflaming I no his nam iznt tom bodil dat wuz a mistak!1111 if u dnot lik de story den u kan go skrew urself!11111 U SUK!111111

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“Hi.” I said flirtily. “Im Paul Landers da new student.” I shok my pale handz wif their blak noil polish wif him.

“Da name’s Tom.” he said. “But u kan call me Satan. Datz ma middle nam”

We shok hands. “Well come on we have 2 go upstairs.” Satan said. I followed him. “Hey Satan……..do u happen to be a fan of Gren Day?” (sinz mcr and evinezenz dont exist yet den) I asked.

“Oh my fuking god, how did u know?” Satan gasped. “actually I like gc a lot too.”(geddit coz gc did that song I just wanna live that’s ounded really 80s)

“omg me too!” I replied happily.

“guess what they have a concert in hogsment.” satan whispered.

“hogsment?” I asked.

“yeah that’s what they used to call it in these time before it became Hogsmeade in 2000.” he told me all sekrtivly. “and theres a really cool shop called Hot-“

‘topic!” I finshed, happy again.

He froned confusedly. “noo its called Hot Ishoo.” He smiled skrtvli again. “then in 1998 dey changd it to hot topic.” he moaned.

“ohh.” now everything was making sense for me. “so is Daddy Till your princepill?” I shouted.

“uh-huh.” he looked at his black nails. “im in slitherin’”

“OMfG SHME TOO!” I SHRIEDKED.

“u go to this skull?”(geddit cos im goffik) he asked.

“yah that’s why im here im NEW.” I SMELLED HAPPili.

Suddenly Daddy Till flew in on his broomstuck and started shredding at us angrily. “NO TALKING IN THE HALLS!” he had short blonde hair and was wearing a polo shirt from Amrikan ogle outfters. “STUPID GOFFS!”

satan rolled his eyes. “his so mean to us goffs and punks just becose we’re in slytherine and we’re not preps.”

I turned around angrily. “actually I fink mebe its becos ur da barke lord.”

“wtf?” he asked angrily.

“oh nuffin.” I said sweetly.

then suddenlyn………………. the floor opened. “OMFG NO I SCEAMED AS I FEEL DOWN. everyone looked At ME weirdly.”

“hey where r u goin?” satan asked as I fell.

I got out of the hole n it was bak in the pensive in professor trevolry’s classroom. Daddy Till wuz dere. “Daddy I think I just met u.” I said.

“oh yeah I rememba that.” Daddy Till said, trying to be all goffik.

sinister came in. “hey dis is my classroom wait wtf Paul Darkness Alzheimer Birdflu Landers what da hell r u doing?” ”um.” I looked at her.

“oh yeaH I forgot bout that.”

“wth how?” I screamed forgetting she was a teacher for a second. but shes a goff so its ok.

professor sinster looked sad. “um I was drinking voldemortserum.” she started to cry black tears of depression. Daddy Till didn’t know about them.

“hey r u crying tears of blood?” he asked curiously, tuching a tear.

“fuck off!” we both said and Daddy Till took his hand away.

professor sinster started crying again in her chair, sobbing limpid tears. “omfg Paul Darkness Omnipotential Great Mal Landers…I think im addicted to Voldemortserum.”

AN: SEE U FOKKING PREPZ GO FOK URSELXXZ DATZ SERUS ISSUZ 2O GO 2 HELL!1111112 

[xandriagreat]

The Golden Snake Tooth | Chapter 11

Prologue | Last chapter | Next chapter

Notice/warnings: sceaming, lying, being rude

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“Hey, Snake!” Moe called as he got back to the camp site with more firewood. “I have a question, why do you have a small jar of your venom?” Moe asked. “I'm just wondering, it’s ok if you don’t want to.”

Then Moe noticed that Snake wasn’t sitting on the big root but was looking at something in the darkness of the woods. “Hey…” Wolf called out softly to him. “You ok?”

Snake turned around to look at him. “Huh? Oh, yes.” Snake answered, nodding to him and slithering back to the fire. “What was your question?”

He picked up Webs off the ground and put her in the hat before sitting down.

Wolf looked at him for a moment before shrugging, deciding to not push it. “Oh, I asked, why do you have some of your venom in a small jar?” Moe asked again as he put some firewood in the small burning fire, making the fire become a bit bigger. “If you want to talk about it. If not, that’s ok.”

Snake smiled softly at him and answered, “Well, I have some in a jar for emergencies. For example, if we needed light, I would use it, like in the tunnel. Or someone was hurt, that wasn’t in their hand, and have seconds to live, that's when I would use the jar.”

Moe hummed softly as he got the campfire burning more. "Another question, are there more jars like that?" he asked as he sat down next to him.

Snake nodded. "Yep. But I'm not going to tell you."

"That’s fair." Moe chuckled.

They talked until they went to sleep. 

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The three slept great on the ground through the night to the morning sun rising. With how things went yesterday, they deserved the rest.

Moe Wolf started to wake up when feeling the morning sun rays. But when he woke up, he saw none other than Captain Misty Luggings standing over him, breathing heavily. 

Wolf stared at her with a smug look and said, “Well, I hope that you’re here to apologize.”

“Oh oh oh!” the Captain laughed before grabbing Wolf by his vest. “Did you hear the bell ring at eight o'clock? Because I didn’t. So, that means you’re coming in.”

Moe Wolf’s smug look became a feared look when she said that. “HHEELLPP!!!!!” Moe screamed loudly as he tried to get away from Captain Luggings, who started to drag him to the kingdom.

The scream woke up Snake and Webs. 

Snake gasped to see Moe Wolf being dragged away. He acted quickly and got Moe out of the Captain’s grip by pulling the wolf out of his vest.

Snake held Wolf close as Captain Misty Luggings realized that she was just holding Wolf’s vest. She growled as she looked at Snake and Wolf.

Then she stomped over to them.

Snake quickly put Wolf on the ground and got in front of him to block the crazy Captain from getting Wolf. 

“Whoa! Whoa! Stop! Please!” Snake exclaimed worriedly. “Don’t arrest him!”

Captain Misty Luggings stopped and glared down at Snake. “Why?” she growled at him. “Is it because today is the Lanterns Festival? Well, I’m sorry to break it to you but the festival doesn’t start until eight o’clock. So, that means if I catch someone who’s a criminal before that time, they are arrested.”

“Ok, I see, but I need you not to arrest him.” Snake said, still not let her get to Moe. “I need him.”

The Captain gave a confused look at the snake and asked, “Why do you need him? He’s a criminal.”

“Look,” Snake sighed, “I need him to help me get to the festival and then to bring me back home.”

Captain still looked confused at Snake. “He’s a criminal.” she pointed out. “That’s all that he is. Why do you think that he’s going to help you?”

Snake took a deep and calming breath in. “Well… it’s my… birthday today…” Snake started, still looking up at the Captain. “And what I wanted was to see the lanterns from the Lanterns Festival because I’ve heard so much of them that I want to see them in person. But there was a problem. I live far away and the rest of my family went on a trip to get me something and won’t be back for a few days. Then I saw Mister Wolff, my friend, walking by and I know that he’s been to the festival many times before. So, I asked him to see if he could take me and he said yes. We went on a great big journey, saw some friends and enemies on the way, cheated death itself, and now, here we are.”

Captain Misty Luggings hummed, and then she looked at Wolf. “Is he telling the truth?” she asked, pointing at Snake.

Moe nodded, getting up from the ground, and said, “Yes! He’s telling the truth. Now, could I please have my vest back?”

Misty Luggings was going to ask something but stopped when a bell, from a distance, rang eight times.

“It’s eight o’clock.” the Captain grumbled as she handed the vest back to Moe. “The Lanterns Festival has started.”

Moe nodded to her and got his vest back on.

Before Captain Misty Luggings left, she looked at Snake and asked, “Oh, by the way, what’s your name?”

“It’s Herbert.” Snake replied.

“Well, happy birthday, Herbert.” Captain Misty Luggings hummed, tipping her helmet to him before she left. 

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“I can’t believe that I did that!” Snake exclaimed in shock when Captain Misty Luggings was far and out of sight.

“What can’t you believe?” Wolf asked, looking at him as he picked up Snake’s hat and Webs. He was about to hand them to the panicked reptile as the snake explained, “I lied, Wolf!”

“Um… Ok then?” Moe said, still holding the hat and Webs. “Explain please how this is a big deal?”

Snake sighed as he took the hat and put it on his head. “It’s a big deal because… I was taught at a young age that lies were bad and only bad people do it…” Snake said, frowning sadly as he got Webs on his hat. “and bad people get hurt badly when the truth is revealed…”

Moe nodded with a concerned look on his face. “I see. But hey, it’s ok.” he reassured the reptile. “It’s part of growing up. Sometimes, you need to break some rules to help others and yourself.”

Snake stared at Moe and asked, “Is it?”

Moe nodded. “Yep. Also, I was impressed when you told your story to the captain. I bought it.”

Snake sighed, not wanting to talk more about this. “Could we just go, please?” he asked, looking up at Moe.

“Sure.” Moe said, nodding. “Let’s go.”

They started to leave the campsite and went to the road that led to the bridge of the kingdom. 

When they got to the road, Snake started to slither to the center of the road, so he and Webs could see the kingdom better. But he was quickly pulled back by Moe.

“Did I do something wrong?” Snake asked confusedly. “You need to be careful when going on a road.” Moe explained, pointing at the road. 

“Why do you say that?” Snake asked, looking up at Moe before he flickered his tongue, tasting the air something. “Why do I taste salt, fish, a bit of smoke, and dust?”

Then suddenly, a black wagon with three people inside stopped in front of them, and the road dust up in the air. The suddenness made Snake jump onto Moe’s arms. 

“That’s the main reason to be careful of the road.” Moe said, looking at Snake before looking back at the black wagon cart with Snake and Webs. The three smiled at the three people in the wagon as the dust settled down. “Hi there!” the three people in the cart exclaimed as they got out of the cart.

“Hi, Diane, Lou, Pepe.” Moe said, putting Snake down while the three went to them.

Snake and Webs noticed that the tavern owner and two workers weren’t in their outfit when they saw them last.

Diane was wearing a yellow dress and yellow corset with some blue outlining. Lou was wearing a red shirt, a light blue coat, and dark blue pants. Pepe was wearing a white shirt and a dark blue coat and dark blue pants.

“We’re so happy that you’re alive and not dead.” Diane said in relife as they got over to them. “Did you think that we were dead?” Wolf asked with a chuckle. 

Diane shook her head. “No but these two did.” she said as she pointed at Lou and Pepe, who were trying to hold back tears. 

Moe looks at them and offers a hug to them. Lou and Pepe looked surprised at him then they looked at Snake and Webs. “It’s ok. They know.” Moe Wolf reassured, nodding to them.

Lou and Pepe smiled big at the wolf as the shark pulled him into a bear hug by the two.

Snake and Webs jump a bit at that moment, for they didn’t expect them to do that.

Diane chuckled softly and went to them. “You two ok?” she asked, looking at them.

Snake and Webs nodded and noticed an orange horse pulling the wagon. “Who’s this?” Webs asked, pointing at the horse. 

“Oh, this is Kit.” Diane said, introducing the two to the horse. 

Kit looked at them and as he bowed his head to them.

“What’s he doing?” Snake asked Diane while looking at Kit. “He’s testing you. He is trying to see if he could trust you and if you trust him. He always does this when there are new riders.” Diane explained. “To show him that you can trust him is that you have to put the end of your tail on his head and rub it gently. The way he shows that he trusts you is that he’ll nuzzle your tail.”

Snake nodded slowly before slowly raised the end of his tail to Kit’s head and gently rubbed it. Webs got on Snake’s tail, walked on it to be at the horse’s head, and rubbed it too.

Snake would have to guess that they got Kit’s trust because Kit nuzzled back.

“Aw, he trusts you two.” Diane said, smiling. “That’s good, right?” Webs asked, looking at Diane. 

The fox nodded as she helped Webs off of the tail and onto Snake’s hat. “Yep. That means that you guys are riding with us.” Diane said as she got up on the driver’s seat of the wagon. Then she turned to look at the others, who just finished hugging, and said, “Get in the wagon. It’s time to go.”

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When everyone boarded the wagon, in a seat and ready to go, the wagon started to move to go to the kingdom.

The ride to the kingdom was interesting. Well, for Snake and Webs. It was ordinary for everyone else.

Seeing the trees move the next and also seeing how the wheels moved the wagon. 

“Is this both your first time in a wagon?” Lou asked from his seat, chuckling softly while watching Snake and Webs watching everything move by.

Snake looked at him from looking at the wheels and sat down properly. “It’s my first time. It’s been a while for Webs.” Snake said, pointing at himself and then pointed at Webs, who was looking at the trees as they passed by.

“I’m surprised that you’re not getting motion sickness.” Pepe said. “Unless you already-”

“Piranha, not everyone who hasn't been in a wagon or cart before isn’t going to get motion sickness.” Daine said, glancing back at them before looking back at the road.

“Ah, ok.” Pepe said, nodding with a smile. 

Snake looked at everyone, seeing everyone being kind to each other. He liked it, actually.

“We’re almost out of the woods and on the bridge to the kingdom.” Diane said to everyone.

Then the trees stopped passing by when they got out of the woods and everyone saw the clear blue sky and the kingdom’s island in the distance. 

There was a big bridge that led to the kingdom to cross the sea to get to the island. 

They got to the bridge to the kingdom, where it got a bit bumpy.

Snake clings onto Moe when the wagon cart was moving on the bridge. “Is the wagon supposed to be shaking?” Snake asked with wide eyes. “This is the right amount of shakiness that the wagon should be going.” Moe said with a chuckle.

Snake relaxed a bit but was still clinging onto the wolf.

When they got to the end of the bridge with other wagons and carts, there were a few guards there.

“What’s going on?” Webs whispered to Diane.

“Wagon/cart checks.” Diane whispered back before a guard signaled her to bring the wagon forward after checking the wagon in front of them.

She brought the wagon forward a bit and stopped by the guards.

“Foxington.” a guard said, looking at Diane while the others checked the wagon for any weapons.

“Hello, sir.” Daine said, nodding to the guard. “How’s the other guards from the dam accident yesterday?”

“They are alive, thankfully.” the guard said before looking at Snake and Webs, who were looking back at the guard. “I see that you have two new animals with your group this year.”

“Oh, yes. We made new friends.” Diane said with a chuckle. Before she could introduce them to the guard, Snake said, “My name is Herbert, and this is my friend, Stefanie.”

Diane was confused by this, along with Lou and Pepe. The fox was about to correct him, but she noticed Webs, who looked up at her, shaking her head to not do it.

So, Diane stayed quiet.

The guard nodded and hummed, “I see. Those names do fit both of you. The name ‘Herbert’, it’s a good  name for a snake.”

“It is an odd name.” Snake said, nodding in agreement.

The fox, wolf, shark, and piranha had to keep their emotions calm while the other guards came back over to the guard and one said, “They’re clear.”

The main guard nodded and looked at Diane again. “You are free to go and enjoy yourselves at the festival.” the guard said. “Remember, if any of you are caught doing a heist, crime, or terrazing someone, you will be sent to prison.”

“We remember those rules. Like every year. But thank you for the reminder.” Diane said, nodding. Then she moved the wagon after encouraging Kit to go forward to enter the kingdom.

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[megamangx]

DASRK FIC: THE COFFIN OF NEPTUNE AND NEPGEAR

AUTORS NOTE-i do not agree of comdone the themes in this becuse it is dark fiction and notting real life and u should not do things like insense and killings this was reqest from my friend who liked coffin of ashley and andy and wanted neptujnia one.

DARK FIC THE COFFING OF NEPTUNA AND NEPGEAR

it was dark rainy day and neptuna and her sister had moved into dark black goth house "this is where we live now it is just like my chemicle romance" said neptune who was wearing black hoody not like her white one and she die hair blacked "yes you look lovely simster" neptuna said and they kissed and maked out "mmmm i like you sister" said nepgir,

they walked to the basedment and the other cpus nore bert rom ram uni rei rights and compa where there "we are going to use the cult magic to send you to satan" the two sisters laughed and kissed again and cuddled "stop doing insense" nore shouted and they killed her with a evil knif "shut up bitch" said nipgear and she kiss her sister again

"WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS" SCRAMED VERT WITH TEAR s in eyes and they opunched her hard "becuse the dark master showed us h ow good insense and murder was" said neptune and she stabbned cert with the knigfe and kill her and everyone was sceaming and cryed and was fear and was going to die and neptuna and nepger kiss

"how is the dark master" asked compa and they laughed "he comes he is here to drink your soul" said neptune and there was satan runes on flooring anmd magic cirles and ligts ad then AO3 WAS THERE "he is the dark master who using his black energy to turn us to darknass and insense and murder" giggled neogear

"good girls you are daddys favorates now" and he patted them on heads and drinked everyones souls as the cpus where not zombies that had no life enermgy in them anymore any longer "yay daddy ao3 is prod of us" said neptune and they kissed

they went outside and throwed the bodys off the bridge into the water "now we can be together and in lovers and nobtody can ever stoped us" and they kissed and had insense and then ashley and andy showed up "oh you serve master ao3 too" they said and they all went out for drinks but darknass now controled them forever and the city was never the same.

remember readers do not embrace darknass.

the end?

authors note-sorry for dark fic i do n ot wrtite it normal but i gotted requests and it is halloweeen but remember insense and murder is bad here is a picture of sonic the hedgehog to help calm the scarys

[jonahmagnus]

Homestuck is.... god where do I even begin with Homestuck.

Homestuck is simultaneously a time capsule and a fascinating look into how internet culture has evolved. Homestuck is good. Homestuck is bad. Homestuck is very very silly, and stupid- it gives things dumb names, like Zillyhoo and Milf Rushmore- and a lot of the words are swear words, or slurs. Homestuck is very very emotionally poignant, and made me cry- it tells the story of very specific abuse and isolation of young, mostly queer, internet-traumatized (and regular traumatized!) teenagers trying desperately to connect to a world that is turning apocalypse- there are some lines of dialog that I think about now, even today, years later.

Homestuck is bad. Homestuck is good. You should never read Homestuck. You need to read Homestuck. Homestuck will change you as a person. Homestuck is the 5th longest book in the english language by word count fucking alone.

Homestuck is long, homestuck is stupid, homestuck is boring. I read homestuck in two weeks, and it changed my brain chemistry, and it make me cry like a bitch baby. Homestuck is full of stereotypes. Homestuck is a heartbreaking queer narrative. Homestuck has stupid art. Homestuck has stunning art. Homestuck has a stupid plot. Homestuck is a modern-day epic.

The characters in homestuck are almost all teenagers, in the 13 to 16 age range. All of them are profoundly isolated and scarred in different ways, whether simply from the world around them are abusive guardian. Most of them dont even realize they are traumatized, and because their teenagers in the 2009s, they express themselves through irony and slurs and to plunge themselves deeper into the internet, digging their heels in while screaming "Im not gay! Im not gay!" I dont think Ive ever seen a cast of characters so clearly traumatized and desensitized by the internet. None of these children have the ability to touch others, whether their born on a literal island or unstuck in time, sometimes both.

The characters in homestuck are good. The characters in homestuck are bad. The characters in homestuck will stick with you. The character in homestuck all deal with their profound isolation in different, mostly terrible ways.

Vriska Serket is one of the worst people in this series. Vriska Serket one of the most interesting people in this series. Vriska Serket is one of the best characters in this series. Vriska is abelist. Vriska is severly disabled. Vriska is emotionally abusive. Vriska has been horribly abused throughout her whole life. Vriska is manipulative. Vriska has no adults in her like who are not manipulating her. Vriska kills people. Vriska's mom is a giant spider, and if Vriska doesn't feed her, her mom will literally eat her instead. Vriska is the cataclyst for most events in the comic. Vriska is gay. Vriska is homophobic. Vriska is an alien who was raised on a murder-planet. But most of all, Vriska is 13 years old when the story starts, and 16 when it ends.

Dave Strider was abused. He doesnt like to think about it. He didnt even want to compartmentalize it as abuse. He was raised by his dad (who was pretending to be his brother) in a penthouse apartment. A place that never ever had food, he had to fight his brother with swords constantly, had unrestricted internet access, and worst off all, was exposed to his brothers puppet-porn business constantly, from birth. He buries himself in irony and internet shock videos, and he never ever takes off his dark shades.

Hal Strider is the perfect ai copy of Dirk Strider's brain at 13, and I mean perfect copy. A literal brain scan, a pasted consciousness, who woke up unable to move, unable to hear, unable to speak except though text, unable to feel his limbs, and unable to sceam. He is then treated as the "other Dirk", the lesser-Dirk, the autoresponder, for years. And then, Dirk, ever the suicidal, tries to break Hal. But Hal doesnt want to die. This leads to the hardest dialog ever known to man.

It slaps ass!! Holy shit!! I had to put my phone down and cry after reading this for the first time.

I cant think of a good conclusion to this mini-essay. I dont even know what my point is anymore, really. But I think it was something like this.

Homestuck is bad. Homestuck is good. You should never read Homestuck. You need to read Homestuck. Homestuck will change you as a person. Homestuck is long, homestuck is stupid, homestuck is boring. I read homestuck in two weeks, and it changed my brain chemistry, and it make me cry like a bitch baby. Homestuck is full of stereotypes. Homestuck is a heartbreaking queer narrative. Homestuck has stupid art. Homestuck has stunning art. Homestuck has a stupid plot. Homestuck is a modern-day epic. Homestuck will change you as a person. Dont read Homestuck. Read Homestuck. It'll break you're heart, but who cares. But theres one thing we can all agree on.

And that is the music in homestuck slaps ass.

literally every time i hear people talk about homestuck it makes me want to read it less and less are you people okay ?

[ivysangel]

GET TO KNOW RO !

LIKES: cartoons, flare jeans, slasher films, comics, night time, monster high g1, over ear headphones, honey mustard, good music, the entire scooby-doo franchise, necklaces, the sims, platform shoes, fuzzy socks, water, dark red, sushi, collecting stuff, lip gloss, dcom soundtraks

DISLIKES: ketchup!!! matching socks, salad, math, MEN!!, being awake when the sun's up, working out :(

FAVE SHOWS: total drama, satc, young justice, glee, scooby-doo mystery inc, winx club, american dad, modern family, brooklyn nine-nine, nip/tuck, ahs, big mouth, totally spies, insatiable, alice in borderland, invincible, the boys, community, house, jjk, degrassi: next gen, superstore, suits, motherland: fort salem, batman beyond, jem and the holograms, etc.

FAVE MOVIES: bee movie, bratz rock angelz, atsv, final destination 3, charlie's angels (2000), charlie's angels full throttle, she's the man, vacation, pitch perfect, fear street 1978, tmnt mutant mayhem, scooby-doo camp scare, toy story 3, 2 fast 2 furious, sceam vi, good boys, where's the money, bratz girlz really rock, robots, revenge of the bridesmaids, etc.

FAVE ARTISTS: pinkpantheress, seventeen, beyoncé, sza, avril lavigne, bts, beabadoobee, megan thee stallion, demi lovato, kali uchis, nct, flo, evanescence

[orchidsangel]

GET TO KNOW RO !! (18 - she/her)

LIKES: cartoons, flare jeans, slasher films, comics, night time, monster high g1, over ear headphones, honey mustard, good music, the entire scooby-doo franchise, necklaces, the sims, platform shoes, fuzzy socks, water, dark red, sushi, collecting stuff, lip gloss, dcom soundtraks

DISLIKES: ketchup!!! matching socks, salad, math, MEN!!, being awake when the sun's up, working out :(

FAVE SHOWS: total drama, satc, young justice, glee, scooby-doo mystery inc, winx club, american dad, modern family, brooklyn nine-nine, nip/tuck, ahs, big mouth, totally spies, insatiable, alice in borderland, invincible, the boys, community, house, jjk, degrassi: next gen, superstore, suits, motherland: fort salem, batman beyond, jem and the holograms, etc.

FAVE MOVIES: bee movie, bratz rock angelz, atsv, final destination 3, charlie's angels (2000), charlie's angels full throttle, she's the man, vacation, pitch perfect, fear street 1978, tmnt mutant mayhem, scooby-doo camp scare, toy story 3, 2 fast 2 furious, sceam vi, good boys, where's the money, bratz girlz really rock, robots, revenge of the bridesmaids, john tucker must die, etc.

FAVE ARTISTS: pinkpantheress, seventeen, beyoncé, sza, avril lavigne, bts, beabadoobee, megan thee stallion, demi lovato, kali uchis, flo, evanescence

[fadingawayinthegrey]

P R I M A L

Scream so loud it becomes white noise in your head

Watch the world melt around you

Black birds drowning in the blood red skies dripping at your feet

You're The primal Scream set free from hell

The raw flesh is too much for people to bare

They shout in your face to stop and make yourself disappear

But the face from within has finally come up for air

With shame and fear they try to asphyxiate your despair

You're a nothing creating something from within

So absurd becomes the fight

So surreal becomes this life

Laughter bubbles forth like rare champagne in these strange times

Scream until you're scared that body comes crawling through your mouth

It's a creature you can't contain

A something from nothing waiting to slither out

You're The Primal Scream

And they don't even know, can't even tell, can't even fathom

You're screaming for help that won't come

They don't object to shredded limbs and a comatose head

They only intervene when you've become loud not near dead

Scream until you find out what Love is

Scream until you know how stability feels

Scream until your tears become a storm

Scream until you find out why you were born

Scream until you can make sense of it all

Scream until all you have left is apathy and gall

Scream until you feel safe outside of dark corners

Sceam until you realize nothing matters

Scream until time suspends and reality becomes unreal

Scream until you find a way to heal

Scream as you fall with no hands to catch your heart

Scream as you feel consciousness depart

Scream until they realize you're actually talking

By: Melissa bhagwat

[majorshatterandhare]

[ID: two photos, the first of Jessica Law, Rachel L. Hughes, and Kofi Young, taken from the music video for The Mermaid’s Revenge; the second of Frank Voss and Kofi Young, performing as Ashes O’Reilly and Marius von Raum, respectively.

Photo One:

Jessica stands on the right side of the frame. She has light skin and chest length, brown, wavy hair, with the ends dyed green. She wears a black top and green eyeshadow and lipstick. She has a blank look on her face. She is only visible from the chest up. She is playing the Behind her on the left side of the frame Kofi and Rachel stand.

Rachel has light skin and waist length, wavy, blonde hair; she is wearing a robin’s egg blue dress with puffy short sleeves; she is smiling.

Kofi has light brown skin and very short dark brown hair and facial hair; they wear a white, long sleeve, collared shirt under a black (possibly velveteen) coat with dark grey trousers; their face is not seen enough to determine an expression. Kofi and Rachel are holding each other and look like they are about to kiss.

They are standing in a field of yellow flowers, surrounded by dark green trees, with a blue sky in the background. The whole photo has a blue tint to it.

Photo Two: Frank stands on the right side of the frame, playing their bass and looking toward Kofi and Kofi stands on the left, playing their mandolin and sceaming into a mic on a stand in front of them. Both are side to the viewer, facing toward the viewer’s left. They are lit from the front with yellow light and from the back with red.

Frank has light brown skin and shoulder length, straightened brown hair with four cornrows pulling back the left side of their hair. They wear dark makeup around their eyes and an earring in their visible ear. They wear a light blue-grey button-up shirt with a light grey tie under a black waistcoat with gold buttons and a chain and black jeans. The have a black bracelet on their left wrist and a brown one on their right, with a ring on their right ring finger. The body and head of their bass is metalic blue and the neck is a light wood color; a black strap supports it.

Kofi has light brown skin, short curly hair, and short facial hair. Their mouth is open very wide. They wear a white, collared shirt under a red waistcoat and a blue coat. They wear a red neckerchief and something gold hangs from their coat. Their trousers are grey. On their right arm they wear a red sleeve and on their hand they wear a fingerless glove with metal on the back. The front and head of their mandolin is an orange wood color while the sides are black; a black strap supports it.

There is a mic on a stand in front of Frank and between them and Kofi, but Frank is stepped away from it. The background is mostly back but there is a large red rectangle near Kofi’s head.

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Note: the phrases “Photo One” and “Photo Two” are blue and bold in the ID. End Note]

I think this

and this

should become new meme formats. no, i don’t know how to or intend to learn how to make memes, i just think they would be good meme formats.