#darington dior

[thebatmmanalyzer]

This was the book my friend recommended first.

Cheesecake and Stars by Anonymous

Here is my commentary on the second chapter:

Notes for Cheesecake and Stars

Chapter 2:

We start off strong with serious warnings. My golly, I know this series had a Rape/Non-con tag, but for a story that is 30+ chapters long, I thought they would have this after everything would be set in the story. Simping, crushes, and obliviousness are not actual warnings, btw. They're just spoilers to try and make a chapter look more delectable rather than distasteful after you've put aggressive sex in the notes. But at least the author is doing right in warning the audience what is in the chapter rather than let us be blind sided.

This chapter explored the group's whole dynamic to each other and also introduced a new character, Darry Vanto. I think the group dynamic was lightly limited as I wished they interacted more with each other rather than focus solely on Crusher. I'm starting to think he's a Mary Sue here. A Marty Stu? Yeah, probably. The characters' infatuation with Crusher is affecting their decision-making skills and their dynamic with each other. It would be nice to have a chapter without Crusher to fully explore the group dynamic of these people before Crusher came to Axle City. There's still a lot of chapters, so, it's not impossible.

Fortunately, there was no hardcore smut. Just implied.

Live comments:

When he did, he let the Force guide him through towards the animals to deem him friendly. He managed to win their trust. [ I would actually like a more descriptive explanation for this as someone who's never watched or consumed anything Star Wars. This is the same Crusher from the truck show, right? Well, anyway, it's more of a technicality than anything.]

"Stunt Kitty. Simple," Darington chuckled. [ OH, STUNT KITTY!!!!!]

Oh. You were in my shows," Darington hummed. "Right. That's where I saw you." [How does one remember a face within a crowd of people? Is Crusher really that remarkable? Actually, going back, his description never really got described to the audience. But from the first chapter, I think he's supposed to be Asian of some sort? Although I doubt it since I don't think Asian culture is known to be accepting of same-sex couples adopting. ]

this is Darington Dior." [ THE BRAND?]

"Hola!" Nicolas greeted cheerily. "Are you going to play with us?" [I'm concerned because Pickle really doesn't know Crusher. He's just exposing children to a stranger. I know Crusher is not someone that we should be wary of, but for the sake of common sense, I don't think people introduce kids to strangers they don't know well. Is this the power of being attractive?]

Pickle looked up to Crusher and when their eyes met, Pickle's face erupted into a rose glow as Crusher's arms surround him and held him steadily. [Talk about falling in love.]

Crusher didn't understand what he meant and scratched his head. "Uh… okay…" [If it were me, I would be weirded out.]

Treat Thief [Is she the one who made things explode the other chapter?]

"Seriously, kidnapping random guys off the streets ain't fun, you know," Blaze huffed as his arm formed into a blade. [First off, cool way to use Blaze's shape-shifting abilities in canon. Second, I think Blaze doesn't get a say in that when he literally asked Crusher out after he met him, like, twice. Does he even know his name?]

"I'm a thief, that's what I do! Besides, I really like to screw with you," [Okay, this was funny.]

"That's why he should be in my team," Growled Darington as he pulled Crusher away from Blaze, and the two had a glaring competition with each other. [ Before this story, I saw a lot of fanart with Darington and Blaze, so seeing them fight in this story is quite amusing.]

Kurasha turned to Crusher and said, "don't worry. This is normal." [Excuse me, WHY? Is this whole group like a friends-with-benefits thing? Wow , that is one crazy way to interpret the main cast of BATMM. Holy shoot, my golly. Out of all the possibilities, I did not expect this outcome, actually.]

"Looking for better job opportunities," Crusher replied. "It's very bias in Affluen-City. For males, you can only be businessmen or rich enough to not work," [So, we finally have the motive of the move!]

Crusher was both shocked and confused at the two. They are so strange… [Crusher is me. I mean, why the hell would you say that to a total stranger? I do not like this Darington anymore.]

Just uh… Delivering something," Blaze said as he put a bento box on Crusher's table. "Aaanyway, I'll just go now," Blaze said as he went to Crusher's open window and jumped out, transforming into a bird then flying away. [Excuse me, did he STALK Crusher to his house? To deliver food? I know this might be a dream to some but this is a complete NIGHTMARE. How is Crusher so damn calm in all of this? Having a guy stalk you and deliver you food and even SHOW YOU how he got in your house? Dude, Blaze is not a hero. He's a CRIMINAL.]

"Darry…" Crusher groaned. [Wait, is this another Darington? Is this the real one?]

"Please, if I was, I wouldn't be showing my fabulous self off," Darry Vanto huffed and got up. [Oh, I like the sass of this one.]

That fucking golden child. [I sense… Tension?]

[briarthorne]

Darington December! Yeyy! My love❤️

Honestly, been itching to make this vid since October. I just don't know how to do it.

[crushermultiverse]

Harem, shouldn't you go back to your world? I just read Blueberries and it looks like Darington is a headless chicken without you.

And are you SURE it's safe to leave Seffy and Dior alone?

Oh, and to Cobra, how's Zoom?

Harem: Well, I should, but you guys wanted to ask me questions, so I can stay for as long as I can.

Harem: Also, Cepheus has been wanting a Dad and Son time, so yeah

Harem: No, I don't think that's safe

Harem: That's why I left Ezra with them

Vanto: Is that safe?

Harem: ...

Harem: No, but Ezra is the next most reliable person I know

Cobra: And Zoom's fine! ^^

[briarthorne]

ICE CREAM

Here’s another ice cream cup for my characters, and this so happens to be for Darington Dior, my beloved baby boy uwu

This piece of my ice cream collection has chocolate and cookies and cream ice cream. Topped with little choco chips and melted choco and blueberry syrup. Paired with choco wafers and choco tubes and an additional choco bar dipped in blueberry syrup. And to finish this fine piece if a cherry on top.

[briarthorne]

Darington Decemeber One-Shots 4: All I Want For Christmas...

Ao3 link

“Oh, I… Don’t want a lot for Christmas…”

Darington entered his room with bright energy as the famous song of Christmas Seasons played on his phone. He took a hairbrush and sang along, trying to fit his voice as best as possible to match the song. 

“There is just one thing I need~”

Darington drove to his wardrobes and tried on capes, seeing which one fits best. 

“I don’t care about the presents…”

Darington finally picked one and then drove down the hall excitedly, watching as the servants slowly decorated his manor for the Christmas season. 

“Underneath the Christmas tree!”

He went to his coat rack and selected a coat then got his wallet and put it in his trunk. “I just want you for my own… More than you could ever be known…”

Darington kept his phone and sang along. “Make my wish come true~” He opened his doors and slid down the stairs of his porch then out to his front yard, around the fountain turned to ice, and through his gates. He sang loudly, “all I want for Christmaaaaaaas… Iiiiiiiiiis…” He twirled around the ice, giggling, then happily landed in the tires of a red monster truck with deep ocean-blue eyes. “You~”

Blaze laughed, fondly pulling Darington up from his tires and then giving him a hug. “Oh, me? You want me?” He pulled away and said with a smirk, “you can have me all day long~”. He took out a bouquet of chocolates with a smile.

Darington giggled. He kissed his cheek and then accepted the bouquet. “Aweeee! You’re so thoughtful Blaze!” They held tires, driving on the glistening snow of the hill Darington lived on to town to enjoy their date.

[briarthorne]

Darington December One-Shots 3: Cold Night

Ao3 link here

It was a cold night when the snow surged outside and young Darington looked out of the window with a warm and expensive hot cup of cocoa. He could hear tires shuffling nearby and he looked towards his door were a shadow loomed outside. 

He scowled. “Nicolas,” he called, already knowing who it was. Who else would bother him near midnight?

The door slowly opened and in came the yellow truck with diamonds painted on its back. “Hola, hermano…” he said in a meek voice, nervous about how his brother would react to him.

Darington coldly asked, “what are you doing here again?”

Nicolas entered the room more, nervously shuffling his tires on the red carpet, looking up at his older brother then around the large room. “UDarington never liked his brother. He was a burden that was thrown into his household, an unwelcomed guest forced to stay because of hard circumstances. Darington never liked his brother, Nicolas. And yet, he always finds Nicolas somewhere in the corner of his household, peaking from the corner of the halls, hiding behind large furniture, trying not to make it obvious that he was following Darington. 

m… Can I sleep here?”

“Of course, not,” Darington replied immediately with an icy bite. “Why do you keep coming back here? Go to Alejandro or Sparks, or something.”

“Mama and papa are not here,” Nicolas reminded. The two went out this morning for a business meeting. “And… I’m scared… And cold…”

Darington stared at Nicolas for another moment before leaning back. He could remember on cold nights when he was a child when he asked to stay with his parents but was always declined, told to get out of their bedroom and return to his chambers. Darington sighed. “One night,” he finally agreed. 

Nicolas was shocked for a few moments before rushing towards his brother, happily giggling as he inserted himself under the covers. “Gracias, hermano."

Darington sighed and pushed him away from him a good distance before settling in his former position with his hot cocoa. “Do not talk to me.”

Despite the coldness his brother gave him, Nicolas thought Darington was warmer than the weather.

[briarthorne]

Darington December One-Shot 1: Comfy

Ao3 link

The smell of hot cocoa filled the warm wooden room of the tiger. A TV portraying an old Christmas Movie was on while Christmas lights hung around the windows and around the Christmas Tree sitting in the corner. 

Stripes Willow, a tiger hybrid monster truck, stared out of his window in his tree house, his tail wagging happily as he watched the snow fall and snowflakes stick to the glass of his window. Beside him was another monster truck. He had a color scheme of white and blue and yellow stars printed all over him. Darington Dior. 

The two sat in comfortable silence with hot cocoa in front of them, on Stripes’s coffee table. It wasn’t Christmas yet, but just a normal winter. How lovely it was for the both of them to spend it together, in the comfy of the tiger.

[briarthorne]

Here’s your angel:

___

OUCH! The fire hurts! Rlly, it hurt to make.

This is a reference to that one Lilo and Stitch meme.

[briarthorne]

Hey.

Hi.

Are you still reading?

Okay.

Imagine THIS:

Plus THIS:

...

...

....

Are you imagining it in Truck form?

No, dammit.

Here:

Honestly, I think I improved so much. From the eyes to the lighting. 

I’m still a rookie, but I’m doing my best.

Maybe one day, I could make my own art style and be truly proud of myself and confidently post other things artists post like comics and stuff. 

I hope you like this ^^

[briarthorne]

Darington, my beloved.

Costume appearance:

Blueberries, by Gia and Me

Chapter 31: https://archiveofourown.org/works/34898554/chapters/88244092

[briarthorne]

Imma just give crack ships from Blueberries that I cooked up:

Ezra X Willow

Crusher V X Willow

Crusher V X Cids

Crusher V X Blith

Kurasha X Ezra X Willow

Kurasha X Ezra X Pickle

Cids X Crusher V X Darington

I'm honestly just listing down random ship lol

Alright...

Let me put on my Gordon Ramsay hat and say all of these are as cracked as the eggs that your dad dropped.

Ezra x Willow

Where the heck did you get that?

That will be a very problematic ship because Stripes will do anything to protect Ezra if he were to be his s.o. He'll even beg him to stay on Earth with him or go to space with him. He's going to die protecting Ezra.

No, really.

Willow's going to die.

Crusher V x Willow

Hm. No. Actually, yes. Both have been in abusive relationships, both have grown up in a toxic environment, both have adopted siblings. Willow will protect Crusher from anything that comes in their way and he will love Crusher however he can.

I also bet that Eli will somehow adopt Stripes after hearing all the crap he went through.

Crusher V x Cids

Alright! Honestly, why is this ship so popular?

It's so popular that Gia and I established an official ship name lmao.

Space Dinos

XD

Anyway, both boys are naive and caring and just overall big teddy bears. They will protect each other, they will love each other, they will do anything for each other. Except for murder, maybe. Zeg won't like murder.

Crusher V X Blithe

Bruh, do you want him to suffer?

Crusher is soft. Too soft. He'll break in Blithe's grasp and it'll be a toxic relationship he can't get out of.

Well, unless Blithe gets tired of Crusher and moves on to someone else.

But like... Blithe isn't that bad. He won't let anyone touch Crusher unless it's him and he'll gladly murder anyone for Crusher; Prider, Dynama, Calvin, Dominion, Krisha... Honestly, anyone. Fuck the law. He is the law.

He's not going to be soft but he's not going to be idle to those who hurt Crusher either.

Kurasha X Ezra X Willow

This is interesting.

Kurasha will most likely be Willow's brain cell and say, "he isn't going to die," and will regret those words when he heard Ezra died.

Lmao

Anyway, putting Ezra in between these two will just... Make him idle. Like, literally. He'll just... Be stuck in between pillows with Kurasha and Willow guarding him with all their might, never letting danger pass their borders and keep Ezra safe.

However, Kurasha is a bit more lenient and he will let Ezra do as he wishes and steal and fight.

Willow, though... He'll just tail around Ezra and try to prevent his stealing habits as much as possible. That's going to be a problem because it'll lead to fights ._.

Kurasha X Ezra X Pickle

Damn this.

Kurasha's going to die.

Pickle is actually very horny and he'll influence Ezra very much... So uh...

RIP Izumi Kurasha

Anyway, Pickle is the innocent aura that Ezra needs, and Kurasha will be the peace that will balance out Pickle's energy. It's like having a mellow cat and energetic puppy as pets.

Ezra might need a leash for both of them.

Oh, and since Pickle and Kurasha were best friends before, they might seem to have a closer bond and leave Ezra out, but they'll make sure to give Ezra as much attention as they can.

Hm.

Actually, a Pickle x Ezra sounds nice .^.

Cids X Crusher V X Darington

YES.

I WANT THIS.

Actually, if the story was set on my world first, this might probably be the first ship I'll beg Gia to consider.

Cids is Darington's canon soulmate in my AU and adding Crusher into the mix, might just be more than a perfect ship! MY BABIES, I LOVE YOU. NO OBJECTIONS. THIS IS PRECIOUS. ON AN ALTAR. YES.

I mean, from all of you guys, this might be the perfect option if we ever want a fluff-filled blueberry story instead of an action one.

[briarthorne]

I had this scary ship or Dior X Dominion 😨

Dominion would Def take advantage of Dior's richness and wealth

Yes, he def would. Probably.

And probably gaslight Darington if he won't give him what he wants.

Darington would probably commit s**c*d* because of like... maybe 8 years of ab*se? Yeah. He would think that he was in the same situation with his mom again lol

[briarthorne]

You wanted Galactic Disasters fanart. 

Behold: Galactic Disasters fanart with angst

Story:

Blueberries, chapter 8: https://archiveofourown.org/works/34898554/chapters/87255409

[briarthorne]

But what do you think everyone will react if they find out Cids's crush on Crusher V at your snippets?

They will expect Darington to go back the way he was and only use Crusher for his sexual needs instead of the love the other needs

They will try and convince Zeg to distance himself from Crusher for Crusher's sake because they do not want Darington to revert back

They will try their darn hardest to distract Darington from the blooming romance until Zeg's crush on Crusher is gone

Honestly, they just really like Crusher Vanto and they don't want him getting ruined by Darington.

They baby has enough trauma (no thanks to gia lol no offence)

Let the baby rest.

[briarthorne]

ILL BE SPAMMING SHIT

SPACE DINOS VERSUS GALACTIC DISASTERS

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BRUH

ALRIGHT

I GET IT

AM STILL MAKING MAH STORIES, I GOT OTHER PRIORITIES THAN THIS SHIP WAR, OH STARS!

[briarthorne]

New video just dropped! Also a test of somethings. I might use them more in the future. Or not. Meep.