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i started up destiny 2 yesterday and burst into tears because i forgot i had set my steam name to reeses penis butter cups but instead of censoring penis 

 it censored the butt in butter

this game is rated M

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"ingredients you can pronounce" "all natural" "organic" "no chemicals"

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somebody needs to level the united states of america

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anyway i know we talk a lot of shit abt this site but i just wanna say that tumblr taught me to romanticize life a little. like where else am i gonna find an essay abt how hands were made to hold other hands or posts with thousands of notes abt how peeling an orange for a loved one can be the purest act of care & love? all the softest, sweetest and kindest ppl on the internet are here and i'm so grateful to be here along with y'all. i love you and please keep romanticizing the smallest things... god knows we need that now more than ever.

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Babe, listen

Your fic isn’t a flop, it’s a cult classic. Only the coolest freaks like it, don’t worry about it, it’s great.

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oh that’s not… that’s not the word, sweetie

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sorry but the scene where eggman grabs his henchman by the inner mouth made me blush

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you contradict yourself because you contain multitudes. i contradict myself because i am wrong.

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I'm watching Pingu right now and wow how did I forget that Pingu once tried to recreate the Tower of Babel.

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"DNI: Standard DNI criteria" is so funny, like anyone checking if they should interact is gonna be familiar enough with dni's to know the standard redundant options. really exposes the purpose of them, they signal an in-group to other people with the same DNI rather than actually being a warning for potentially unwanted interactions.

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mom called me a fag yesterday by accident